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shadowhandss60 · 7 months
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Sorry but I’m here to rant…I get so fckin mad when people hate on Manorian and say they were purely lust and had no real bond.They clearly have no reading apprehension because there are straight out lines in the books confirming the opposite and are mad Manorian is way hotter then their boring faves.Of course people have different tastes but I’ll never understand spreading hate and literal misinformations everywhere.I always report on these people…
Also how hooowww can they say they aren’t endgame after Dorian literally saying “There’s only one witch who will be my queen.”…Unbelievable…
THIS.
I can understand how people don’t connect to them because I don’t always connect to ships either, but I think they expect this intense romance like the other ships but their past/traumas don’t give them that luxury and I’m not saying the other ships don’t have that at as well but they allow themselves to open up sooner.
Does it start with some lust? Sure, but that’s not all it is.
(I’m gonna rant a bit)
Dorian is the only main character in the series to never say “I love you” outloud to someone and there’s a huge reason why. We know why Manon is so closed off and not wanting to be vulnerable, even with those she’s known for 100+ years, she doesn’t even say it until Abraxos in KOA.
For Dorian it seems like he’d be someone to say it but in ToG we hear how Dorian did fall for a “fiery” girl (Rosamund I think) and then she left and married another.
Then he falls for Celaena and is ready to “tear the world apart with his bare hands” and wants to tell her he loves her but she breaks it off with him and pushes him away and falls for his best friend (I am not faulting her, just saying what happened) again, making him feel like the second choice.
Then a few books later he finds comfort and love in someone different, someone softer and seemingly more open where he finally feels like he’s the first choice and she’s ripped away from him in one of the most brutal ways, by his own father, while he was helpless after literally BEGGING him to spare her.
Side note this just made me realize what Dorian meant by “I am never begging for anything again.” Because of that outcome, and OUCH
So now he’s had his heart broken over and over again and then immediately after, he’s a slave for months. Forced to torture and kill his friends, while being torn apart internally while he can do nothing about it. He can’t even remember who he was and relives her death over and over and the FIRST reprieve he has is this beautiful woman who gives him his voice and allows him to remember his name after what felt like eons to him.
Then he’s forced back into that darkness and pain when she’s gone, but he latches onto her and her name and holds on after saying he didn’t want to fight and when he was forced to enjoythe pain he caused. Manon thinks of him to pay her debt to Aelin, she thinks of him and can’t even think of why when she checks up on him in Rifthold.
Then in EOS she goes to save him, she feels a part of herself “wake up” at his half smile and his tone, the way he doesn’t balk and doesn’t fear her. She talks about how he has seen death and worse and has that dark part of him that was forced to enjoy it when he was collared and she relates to that because of what she learns about her past in EoS.
Then after everything, he goes to save her as she did with him, no thought of himself, sprinting across the ship and jumping into the ocean so she wouldn’t drown and when he sees that she looks intent on dying he pokes at her and teases her and tries to stoke something in her like she was able to do with him.
She also comforts him without needing to when he talks about how he enjoyed killing the Ilchen and was forced to enjoy killing while collared. Sure, she does it in the Manon way, but he bites right back in the Dorian way and THEN there’s the lust.
Then she sees that part of her that’s drawn to him more physically and let’s her guard down (physically).
Lysandra talks about how she is different and dangerous and everything Dorian shouldn’t want after what he has gone through but everything he needs. She doesn’t judge him, doesn’t pity him or coddle him. He says he’d raze the continent for what was done to Sorscha and Manon accepts and agrees and he’s relieved. We see that fierce protectiveness when he talks about wanting to take time and pleasure in killing her grandmother for hurting her and we see her say he tastes foreign yet familair and allows herself to be vulnerable for the first time in 100+ years.
We see in KoA that they do talk in depth about what his father did to him, what her grandma did to her, what happened to Sorscha and Manon’s sister. We don’t SEE these conversations but we know they happened because of context and the details that are said and I feel like people ignore this.
We see Manon at the most vulnerable she’s ever been, admitting that she cares and admitting she doesn’t want to lose him and how those hours waiting for him to come back on Narene we some of the longest of her life.
There are no grand romantic proclamations (out loud, but if you pay attention in their POVs and how Manon had to fight herself to not fly to morath, “to him” and “there is only one witch will be my queen”…we all know) but those lovey dovey, super open “I love yous “ and “sweet nothings” aren’t who they are.
Manon JUST started to understand that she was capable of caring and Dorian was burned too many times to allow that vulnerability again, he didn’t even open up to Chaol or Aelin at that point.
That’s not who they are and though they were growing to that point in the short time they, the love and care is still there, still in context if you pay attention.
They challenge eachother but listen and respect eachother and accept all aspects even if they don’t always agree and I LOVE their love and the way it’s not blatantly stated but in the nuances of their story.
Thanks for coming to my Ted talk. (I didn’t proofread this so oops)
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yourmajestyqueenelisa · 7 months
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Fionna and Cake spoilers ahead if you haven't watched it yet.
So, disclaimer that I haven't really watched all of Adventure Time, especially the latter seasons, so I'm not like super familiarized with Simon Petrikov as a character beyond him as Ice King and Marceline's flashbacks of him.
But after watching the Winter King episode of course I came on Tumblr and everyone was going crazy abt him because of course they were! I mean look at him, he's such an interesting charismatic character!
But one thing I noticed was ppl talking about how different he was from our Simon, in the sense that he was pretty morally ambiguous/evil in placing the crown's madness curse on Bubblegum. Which needless to say, YES, huge evil dick move by him
So that's not the part I find interesting... But rather that a lot of ppl were comparing that to our Simon who is a very good boy™️ and would never ever even consider doing something like that, which... I mean, are we forgetting that just a couple episodes ago he was torturing that duck guy with electricity (who fckin died from this) to do an arcane ritual to talk to his dead wife/bring her back/??? (Not sure what exactly the ritual was) through the chaos entity she became.
Like, that's pretty evil! And mean! I think the whole "our Simon would absolutely never" takes make sense from a perspective that he seems to be a very caring person to the ppl he knows and loves like with Betty or Marceline, so yes I don't think he'd do it to PB, but the idea that he wouldn't do that to someone else (Maybe someone he dislikes, or barely knows?) Doesn't seem far-fetched from his character thus far in Fionna and Cake.
Like, say Winter King didn't die, made the copy of the crown, and our Simon stayed with him for a while, while slowly regaining the powers of the crown and losing his mind, and Winter King revealed to him how he managed to retain himself through passing on the curse (he did say, in his song, something along the lines of "perhaps he could teach him how" to do it)
I wouldn't put it past our Simon, with the influence of Winter King, and desperation not to lose himself completely again, to go through with it. Perhaps it would even be pretty in character for him, despite his shock when he found out abt it from PB (he did mention he felt kinda vindicated by it even if he found it pretty vile, Idk).
Maybe there's some context or character element of Simon's that I'm missing here? Is there some extra context to what he was doing to the duck guy that I dont know abt because I didnt watch the whole of Adventure Time that makes it less fucked up... Somehow? I don't know. I kinda wanna see people's thoughts on this, or why it seems that my vision of our Simon as a character seems so different from a lot of the tumblr community.
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IPKKND LIVE BLOG SEASON 1 [Epi-4]
Cooooooooommmmmmmeeeeeee onnnnnnnnn. Letzzzzzzzzz beginnnnnnnnnnnn.
Lol. Episode starts with Arnav talking about 'aukaat'.
2. And, now, he's being an a__hole, here. Where Khushi is so hugely horrified over what happened last night. Arnav, ever the a__hole that he is, is smirking and having the audacity to ask, "Kyun? Kya kiya hai maine?" (Why? What did I do?)
3. Like. Really? Arnav? You want her, to spell out, what you did to her last night? Fckin a__hole. And look at that face. Fckin smirking.
4. Their debate about god and his existence is -kind of- interesting & thought-provoking.
5. Khushi is coming from a place of absolute surrender to god and an unbreakable faith and trust on her devi-maiyya. We can see that, in her words.
6. But, Arnav. His words, indicate that he has an absolute distrust on the existence of god. He believes that, had 'any kind of god' been there, then he won't have faced the situations, that he had to. He believes that the amount of pain that he faced, any god, if there, won't have let him face it, all alone. "Iss duniya main agar bhagwaan hota naa, toh dard naam ki cheez nahi hoti."
Now, who is correct, you ask? I will say, both. Yes. Both are correct, in the context, of what they faced in their pasts, what their history, with god, is. It's just that, they don't want to consider any other opinions apart from what they think is 'correct', for them. And, that is the problem. That's what's wrong with these two egotistical idiots.
7. Look at his expression when he says the first line. He is raw. Vulnerable. In the truest sense. Almost in tears. Voice trembling with anguish that he has for 'his god', who did not help him out when he needed him the most. All his guards are down. At this exact moment. We get a glimpse, of what is hidden behind, that, usually unreadable expression.
8. This is a huge thing. That, even if, he is not exactly showing his face. BUT he is, indeed opening up, about his pain, in front of Khushi. He does not have any reason to do so. In fact, he does not have to stand here, waste his precious time, explaining this naive girl, about the evils of this world.
9. Instead, of going on his way, to attend that important meeting, which can't be cancelled. Nevertheless, he does so. Something inside him, is intrigued, by this girl. Something in this girl, sparks an urge, inside him, to explain himself, even if, he doesn't need to.
10. Coming to the second part, of what he said. He thinks that money and only money gives a person, the authority, to have all the powers and make decisions related to his own fate and destiny. "Iss duniya mein jiss insaan ke paas paisa hai, ussi ke paas taakat hai."
11. Notice that, he believes this, SO strongly. Because he has seen this, with his own eyes. When he and his sister were ousted out of their own home, by their 'beloved' chachaji. He has seen that, money, indeed, has the powers and authority; all that he needed to avenge for his betrayal.
12. Look at his expression, when he says the second line. There's this confidence in his face, that he feels, when he knows, what he has observed, is totally correct. Because, he is, indeed, totally correct.
13. Only that, from now on, every time, after this, whenever Khushi would do or say something, that would be against his belief or would be something, that would force him, to re-think his opinion. It would make him, question his judgement, over her character, only then, he would find his confidence, 'of knowing girls like her very well', wavering away.
14. Wow. Enough. Now back to the epi.
15. So. She challenges him with her beliefs and he retaliates, in the worst possible sense.
16. He orders his PR team to release the fashion show footage to all the TV News channels.
17. He has, again, repeated the same thing. He did not think this through. He did not think, to the extent, to which it could destroy Khushi's life. He, also, did not think about his own reputation, here.
18. Living in a society, like that. Where your honor is the family's honor and that it should be kept hidden and protected at all costs. He did not realize that she is a middle class 'girl' in the truest sense possible. He did not realize how much it would affect her and her family's reputation.
19. After all, what was her mistake? She just challenged his belief system. He could have retaliated, in any possible way, but he chose to involve the whole world, including both their families, into this.
20. He, even, could have easily ignored a chit of a girl, who had said something about his belief on god or lack thereof.
21. He should have 'farak nahi padta' to her.
22. But, no. He is the mighty ASR. He, indeed, 'farak padta hai'. And thus, went on, to torture her, in new ways.
23. Fckin A__hole.
24. Back to Gomti Sadan. Khushi offers a cup of chai to her Amma but she refuses.
25. Amma is also upset for being a little too harsh on Khushi, I think? What's with that look that she gave her when Khushi went away?
26. Payal asks about the broken pearls of the blouse and Khushi is, again, reminded of the horrific night. Payal notices her distress and asks the reason and Khushi starts ranting about (her) 'laard governor'. I think, she -kind of- likes talking about her 'woh'. This scene, also, indicates that no one knows about their 'meeting' yet.
27. Arnav asks about Mul Rajani. "Chote log aksar aukaat se bada muh kholte hain." (People with small status often have a 'big' mouth. *pun intended*) This line is for both Mul Rajani and Khushi.
28. His meeting with Khushi, is still very fresh, in his mind.
29. "Roop suhana lagta hai, chaand puraana lagta hai, tere aage o jaanam." Can you see me jiggling my shoulders? I -kind of- got hooked to this song. Wow.
30. Amma catches Khushi dancing and jumping on the -sofa?-that furniture. Whatever. And she cannot stop herself from smiling at her daughter. Finally, Khushi notices her and hits a direct six and the ball is straight out of the stadium. Lol. I mean to say, that she is finally successful in pacifying her Amma.
31. Initially, I thought why did she give an example of cricket, out of the blue. But then, I realized that, it was 2011. That year, we had world cup going on and guess what, India had won it, under MSD's captaincy :)
32. The writers did a great job, here, if you ask me ;)
33. "Arre naach toh hum dikhawat hain." (Let me show you how to dance!)
34. Wow. Babuji joined them. What a classic 'papa' dance. Lol. I don't know but I just felt that somehow I have seen my father dancing like that too. Like. Not exactly like this. But the body language. Pata nahi choro.
35. Buaji, the Hitler of GS (Gomti Sadan. Lol. I kind of love the sound of this name.), comes and scolds them. Why Buaji? Can't they have a sweet family moment? I don't know what's your problem, Buaji. But you need to chill.
36. Lol. "Joru ke saamne bandar ban sakat ho, bitiyan ko naahi sambhaal sakat ho?" (You can be mischievous (like a monkey) in front of your wife but can't handle your own daughter?) By the way that question doesn't even make sense, Buaji. Your existence doesn't make sense, Buaji.
37. What? I did not say that, ok? I have manners.
38. LMAO. Everybody escapes from Buaji's presence. The unity that they have. My god. It's just amazing. Lol.
39. A note here. This hairstyle, for Khushi, here, was the perfect. They kept it, this way, till the office track and somewhere in the midst, they changed it, to a plain braid which was....fine, but, this one suited her more.
40. The head of Panch Bhog Caterers (Shop no. 14 Hazrat Ganj Lucknow) is -kind of- taunting them. The disgusting line of the century- "Ab e toh uhi baat ho gyi, ki thaali mein utha liya par khaya nahi; par jhutha toh hua naa." (Now this is the same thing as being picked up in a plate but left uneaten, nevertheless it would still be considered a left over by others.")
41. Guess what. He is talking about Payal. I mean. Wow. The audacity. The disgusting comment thrown around for a girl's character, so casually, as if her character really depends on whether some money-hungry family 'accept' or 'reject' her for marriage.
42. Khushi wants to speak up, but, Amma stops her.
43. And, if you thought, that was enough, then, it was not. Now, listen to him, talking about Payal, being like his own daughter and taking care of her ('dignity') after butchering her character, a few seconds ago.
44. Amma pulls her hand away. Khushi, taking the cue, speaks up. But, is uncharacteristically calm. But, what she says next, not just wins Babuji's heart but ours' as well. Wow. Writers of this show are so freaking talented, man.
45. WOW. This is amazing. The Mul Rajani sequence is just amazing. See, I searched up a bit about this name, but, turns out, its actually a surname, precisely, a Rajasthani surname.
46. So, Mul Rajani is actually a Marwari business man and has dared to stop a photoshoot for AR Designs. Because of a balance payment. He demands his balance payment for 50 lakh. Only then, he would let the photoshoot, continue.
47. But, that is not enough. While demanding, he addresses Arnav, very disrespectfully. That was fine, too, but when he crossed a line, by mentioning his mumma, Arnav lost it.
48. He slaps him. Oh. Damn. What a slap. WOW.
49. Lol. Mul Rajani says that, this slap will cost him 1 Cr. , an incomplete photoshoot and a bad name (getting blacklisted) in the industry. Arnav slaps him, again. Lmao. And then, tells Akash to give him a 'dhaai crore ka cheque'. "Pachaas hazaar iski payment aur 2 Crore do thappadon ke." (A cheque of Rs. 2.5 Cr.) (50k for the payment and 2 Cr. for two slaps.)
50. The sassy-ness in that smirk, when he sees, MR realizing that he is getting paid in surplus. Take a bow, Mr. Sobti. *bows down with joined hands*
51. You see? This is the problem. Why Arnav thinks money can solve everything. He uses his money to shut people up. And each time it works and his theory of "Paisa hi taakat hai" is proven right, each time he feels a little bit more proud of himself. That, he cracked the code to deal with 'this world' and 'it's ways'.
52. LMAO. Listen y'all, I don't care what you say, but Buaji makes me laugh. Period.
52. Ohh. So. The clip is out, finally. My poor baby. She is, again, getting insulted without any fault of hers. That freaking b_stard. ASR. Or, whatever.
53. He again managed to hurt Khushi, in the most unimaginable way, possible. Wow. Just wait till you fall for her, Bitwa, madly, shall I say so, then you will feel yourself falling into an unending pool of guilt, engulfing you, for the rest of your life. And, you will not be able to stop yourself from feeling guilty, ever again.
P.S. : No P.S. today, coz too tired to think of anything. Ok. Bye. Have a good day/night ahead. God bless you.
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⚠️Across the Spiderverse Spoilers⚠️
YALL HOW DID I NOT REALIZE THIS WTH
(i don’t have screenshots so i’m just gonna explain everything)
in Miguel’s flashbacks, we see “his” entire world get destroyed, and it looks like they were distentegrated in a glitchy sort of way. and THAT
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is nearly exactly what it looks like when the TVA from Loki used one of these bad boys to reset a timeline. so, miguel was technically wrong; there is a natural timeline, but the TVA is what resets it, a timeline won’t reset by itself.
if the marvel universe is lining up with the spiderverse (which it could be, seeing as Miguel was frustrated about Doctor Strange and Peter fucking the multiverse up), then there most likely WON’T be any natural consequences from Miles saving his dad and the police captain from Pavitr’s universe.
and THAT, my friends, is because of the ending of Loki, which shows that the timeline is now Completely Fucked Up. the TVA is probably falling apart, Kang is dead, they def have their hands full.
we might also see a little evidence that the TVA hasn’t really been up to date with their timeline-checking in Multiverse of Madness in the way that Wanda and Strange were running around in 20 different universes and there was no evidence of TVA interference
well then, how come Miles’ universe & Earth 42 didn’t get destroyed? well, again, Miguel was fckin WRONG. much like how the Avengers were allowed to fuck around with the timeline and the TVA was all “eh whatever that was supposed to happen” my personal belief is that Miles was supposed to be bitten and become Spiderman.
realizing now that the more i type, the more ridiculous and incomprehensible it becomes.
also, just wanted to point out that when Miguel is explaining the Canon (still cannot believe they called it that btw), he shows a silly little picture of the timeline that looks exactly like the timeline from Loki, except for the fact that the timeline Miguel shows has many branches. this probably means that ATSV takes place both after the events of Loki, and “within” them, for lack of better phrasing
because if y’all remember, the normal, untampered timeline is supposed to be one line, no branches
did i have a point? at one point, yes! however i have forgotten what that point was. so anyway, in conclusion, Pavitr’s universe will be fine, so will Miles’s (manifesting)
and if we do end up getting an MCU and Spiderverse crossover, I very much hope that the Spiderverse creators will be in charge because I’m not a huge fan of many MCU movie creators
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iwaizumis-bitch · 2 years
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CHAPTER TWO.
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the sleeves of his black polo were contracting against his huge biceps as he tried to figure out whether this was a grade 2 or 3 tear. you still held the expensive bottle of apple juice in your hand, contemplating whether to give it to shoyo now, and have a chance to get a whiff to the dark haired mans cologne, or just give hinata the bottle after said man leaves.
the sleeves of his black polo were contracting against his huge biceps as he tried to figure out whether this was a grade 2 or 3 tear. you still held the expensive bottle of apple juice in your hand, contemplating whether to give it to shoyo now, and have a chance to get a whiff to the dark haired mans cologne, or just give hinata the bottle after said man leaves.
what you failed to notice, undoubtedly due to your ogling of the athletic trainer in front of you, the condensation from the apple juice was wetting your already sweaty palms.
by the time you realised this fact, it was too late, and you watched in horror as the bottle of apple juice fell to the floor with a thud. the cap flipped off on impact, and juice started to pour all over the floor.
‘oh my god’, you panicked, crouching down and stopping the bottle from spilling. your cheeks were flaming red as you felt everyone’s eyes in the room burning into you. ‘i’m so sorry’, you say. you’re not apologising to any of your friends, they’re used to your clumsiness. rather, to the almost 6ft chance that you officially had 0 chance with.
yamaguchi, being the angel he is, immediately started looking around for a mop. he ventured into the bathroom connected to hinata’s room, and you tilted your head up, making eye contact with perplexed green ones.
you swallowed, beyond embarrassed as you looked away to yamaguchi and yachi who brought in a towel, quickly starting to wipe up the floor. you grab the towel from them, mumbling how you can do it as you start to soak up the juice.
quickly, you mutter out another hushed apology as tears burn at the back of your eyes. you deposited the dirty towel inside of a bucket in the corner of the room. you looked down, noticing the cuff of your jeans were wet, and quickly exited the room, heading to the bathroom and locking yourself in a stall.
you held your head in your hands for a good ten seconds, willing yourself not to cry. you sat on the toilet lid, sniffling as you pulled your phone out of your pocket.
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annasinterests · 6 months
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tw: me gushing/thirsting over my man
i thought honey was totally asleep but the second i slipped into bed he pulled me to him and rested a very heavy hand on my waist and pressed his chest into my back and let me tell you there's no better feeling than having a huge man be the big spoon.
he's so warm and beefy and every time i look at him i need him in a way that's so incredibly concerning to feminism. also idk how he expects me to fall asleep at the same time when he's all up on me cause all i'm thinking ab is that thing basically just asking for me to cause trouble 🙄🙄 like be serious
and yesterday he caught me so out of left field talking about kids and marriage??? like mind you two years ago he didn't even think marriage was important and last night he's talking ab what kinda metal he'd want for the wedding band?? i usually don't try to bring it up too often because we just aren't in that stage of life yet where we're ready for all that, but then when he talks ab it like yesterday i'm like yep. ok. my ring finger is lonely & i want you to be the father of my kids.
anyway, i think i hit the fckin jackpot with honey. i've never been more attracted to someone before and found myself wanting to pursue a life with them. sometimes i just stare at him and i'm like "yeah. this is it. this is it for me."
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Umm, so things on Top Gun Maverick ✈️❤️‍🔥 I'm obsessing over:
I fucking love Hangman, like seriously love him, have you seen his facial expressions? Like when they tell them about the mission, and everyone's like wtf, and he only has that playful "I live for this challenge" like it's just a game for him, or when Maverick was doing the impossible mission (mission impossible haha), and everyone's shocked and Hangman has that admiration in his eyes.
And have you seen how worried he was when Rooster was hit, and how he wanted to go and save him immediately, and how happy and relieves he looked after saving their asses, like small boy ❤️‍🔥🥺 I can't deal with this guy ffs
I know his a soft boy with huge heart ❤️
Also I fuckin love Hondo too, like please, can we be friends?? 🥺 He's all in with Mav's shit, and always so supportive, and never afraid to go through hell with him, and when Mav was demonstrating the mission, and he was just like "yeah, that's my boy, now you can see too what a fckin badass he is", he's totally aware of what Mav is capable of, and he's the type of guy you'd trust blindly.
Yeah, this is the best movie ever
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floryn-is-chaos · 3 months
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Story Time: The Heather Situation
so this is a very fun story about how i realized im in love with my now ex-bestfriend who ive known for 7 years and how she basically cheated on me w someone whos even more close to me and...yeah
alrite so this all started around 2021 when i met her again after an year of not talking cuz covid. we were both selected for some english literary smthn and i decided to talk to her while we were waiting to go home. we reconnected and realized how much we hv in common and we were both like "idk why i never asked if we were bestfriends i js assumed we were" so we were officially bestfriends from that day but technically we always hv been.
anyway, we spent the rest of the year getting close and through her i reconnected w 2 other friends and our old friend grp was back and we all talked and all.
so time-skip to 2023...a horrible year.
so 2023 we were even closer than ever. she came to my house alot and i never went to hers bc i knew she had home problems and we wld js sit and talk all the time and we'd text and call.
And, get this, she treated our friendship like a relationship. which i didnt notice until now, looking back at all this. ok im js gonna start calling her Z frm here. So yh obviously since Z was treating it as a relationship, it would, yk, FEEL LIKE ONE TO ME. ofc my dumbass didn't knw this yet.
and so one day, my moms in another country and my sis has her "friends" over (toxic friend grp which I TOLD HER WAS TOXIC BUT NOOO) and i was js in my room, texting Z. out of nowhere she stops like vv suddenly so i start panicking bc despite the fact tht she never told me shit about her home life and all ik was it was BAD--and i was the one always telling her shit and then she'd leave me on read-- so ofc i freak out and shit nd im like spamming her w text and i call her 5 times. she picks up on 5th call and is like "hey, shit is rly bad rn, can i come to ur house?" And im like ofc yh. and i tell my sis and then Z comes over.
now yk wht my "BESTFRIEND" who treated me like i was her fcking girlfriend goes and does? she spends the entire fckin time talking w my sis fckin cuddling w my sis.
so naturally the second she leaves i spent all day crying cuz i highkey feel cheated on and it was w my sis which makes shit worse.
Now recently i got a lil info frm my sis abt this day which makes me feel even worse. Z was texting my sis. Z was on call w my sis. my SISTER knows more abt Z's home life than i do. Way more. Like literally everything.
and yh after this Z started making her and my sisters friendship look (and according to my sis, feel) like a relationship. And it kept getting worse and eventually me and Z got into a huge argument nd i pretended that was why we arent friends anymore.
and like last week or smn i realized oh fck i was in love w her. THEN I REALIZED OH FCK I AM IN LOVE W HER LIKE STILL.
so yh me n my sis refer to it as the heather situation
oh and 2 of the worst parts of this whole thing is tht ik everyone involved in this chaos triangle is not straight and also Z had a boyfriend during half of this nd they broke up somewhere in between and HE WAS MY SISTERS AGE.
Anyway, yeah thats all i hope whoever read this enjoyed im gonna go cry to the playlist i made for her...
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mpathicoracle · 11 months
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ok so i havent actually drawn out this place yet, been meaning to, might do it in the meantime while my shitposts about this non-canon boiling isles town of mine get traction. (set it under a Keep Reading for TOH season 3 spoilers). gonna underline places and stuff so its easier to follow along (so i can sketch it out properly later). if anyone wants to attempt at drawing this place tho have at it id love to see dsghgfj i did my best at describing it
but anyways ive dubbed it Harper's Haven, it's known for it's predominant population of Bards, and has what's considered the Bard Coven Center. the Bard Coven Center was once known as the Bard College, and was once a place where both Bard-magic practitioners and Illusionists would attend to further their knowledge, essentially a higher education place for music and arts (INCLUDING THEATER *coughs at illusionists being good at that shit, i.e. Graye*). but when belos took over, he insisted it would be solely for Bards and made it the central location for Bard Coven witches
nowwww another fun thing is that, not only is Harper's Haven a sole location/gathering place for Bards of all genres, it also has a pretty strong population of Construction witches. cuz. yknow. gotta have event staff to make concert spaces as needed
Harper's Haven is located by the left shoulder of the Titan (a good distance away from the arm that belos made rise into the sky. talk about destruction in the nearby area lmfao), but a good enough distance away from the Titan Skull. So during the Day of Unity, they could somewhat see what was going on. and damn was that terrifying. There's a good amount of woods about 2 miles outside of the western side of town, including a good sized clearing...which used to be smaller...like. a lot smaller, but it got bigger thanks to a certain someone (aka my oc, who will be explained in a lotta lengthy detail in a separate post lmfao). Across from the Bard Coven Center building is a 12-story hotel, properly named the Harper's Haven Hotel, but more commonly called Triple H. A Construction Witch by the name of Caric Thorne created the hotel, having been a huge fan of of Bards and their magic (his son, Eran, also being a part of the Bard track at St. Epiderm's...yea he travels a good distance but its worth it, fairly certain Epiderm's has the best Bard track compared to Hexside and Glandus). Caric Thorne and Crane were. Close. sorta. havent rly decided but hey, he's favorable with the Bard Coven as a Construction witch so good enough lmfao. It's not a super giant town, compared to Latissa and Bonesborough, but it's still a decent size, with plentiful of concert halls and locations.
Bard Coven Center and Triple H are right about in the center of town, directly across the street from one another. For some reason Triple H is the only sorta inn/hotel/etc in the entire place. that just means Triple H gets hella good business...and is constantly busy. but eh, worth it. probably why a lot of the Bards like Caric Thorne so much lmfao. He's also super friendly, acts like a dad/grandpa to pretty much everyone. We stan One(1) somewhat elderly Construction witch.
Post-WAD, the Bard Coven Center returned to its origins, but deciding on its new name: Harper's Haven University of Music and the Arts. The aforementioned clearing 2 miles outside town greatly enhanced in size and became a later well-known outdoor concert space, and once a year, starting about 3 months after belos's defeat, it's host to the Bard Collective Charity Concert, an annual gathering of Bard musicians; the concert lasts all day from morning to the middle of the night (and sometimes into the early morning of the next day depending on length of songs...and excitement lmao).
anyway if anyone wants to know more bout Harper's Haven lemme know. look out for the rant about my Bard oc bc theyre a fckin legend and i love them dearly, theyre the reason for the clearing existing (was their practice area at first for Reasons) and donated it for the annual charity concert.
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hello-nichya-here · 2 years
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Rolling my eyes to the sky rn. Why didn't they include Zuko? It's not like he was a perfect brother either. nether of them could afford to be a good sibling to one another. Zuko ain't a fckin awkward turtleduck omg why is it so hard for people to get
Given that they consider the comics as canon wherein Zuko hurt Azula way more than she ever hurt him.
People just don't want to look at the actions and motivations of the characters. They want a simple Good Guy VS Bad Guy approach, and they've already decided that Zuko is the good guy, and therefore Azula must be not only the bad guy, but the WORST person ever since she went against "the hero" - and had the audacity to *gasp* be better than him at stuff he wanted to be the best at! How dare she!
Seriously, there's just nothing Azula could do that would make this people stop thinking of her as a demon born just to torture Zuko, and there's nothing Zuko could do, no matter how vile, that would make them think "maybe Azula is right to be hurt/mad" - hence the attrocity that were the comics, with 2-year-old Azula being framed as an evil toddler (just putting those words together shows how ridiculous this idea is) and Zuko abandoning her at an abusive place when she was at her most vulnerable and threatening to throw her off a cliff after HE made her condition worse is supposed to be "heartwarming."
Now, let's do a little thinking exercise: Imagine how the fandom would see "Saint" Iroh if he had shown compassion for the "wrong" sibling and treated Zuko with the astounding amount of neglect and weird antagonism he had offered Azula on the actual canon. People would be straight up saying the guy is worse than Ozai - how dare he choose the evil one and not the awkward turtleduck (that would throw a huge fit and burn shit if he were real and had people trying to treat him like a toddler)
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1kook · 3 years
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this is part of my netflix & chill series! takes place a little after part 7 :)
SUMMARY You always do this— always ask for more. You take and you take until there’s nothing left for Jungkook to give. But Jungkook is the same.  WARNINGS unprotected sex, nipple clamps, overstimulation, pretty pet names for jk, oc is so fckin horNEE, both have a high sex drive, oc is obsessed with the koobies MISC flashbacks to jk’s ex gf yes you read right!, there’s backstory yuck, taehyung the bestie, jk is just so happy where he is now <3 RATING m (18+) WC 1.9k
NOTES finally after six months..... we get a glimpse of jk’s life pre-netflix n chill 🥶 also i just rlly wanted to write jk wearing the nipple clamps hehe 
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Taehyung had warned him about this. 
“As hard as it is to believe,” he had said one night during their first year of university, haphazardly parked outside of a Wendy’s at three in the morning. Jungkook was trying to finish an assignment— early, always early —when he had been abruptly hauled to fulfill Taehyung’s spicy chicken sandwich craving. “Girls are hornier than guys.”
Jungkook remembers it so clearly. 
He had chuckled, had harbored this feeling of contentment, of belonging, with his best friend beside him, talking about the most mundane things. “No way,” he had said. He had only broken up with Haerim last month; his first girlfriend, his first heartbreak, all in his first year of college. So he wasn’t particularly bothered with women at the moment, and he probably wouldn’t be for a long time. He quite liked this life of solitude, the peaceful waves brought upon by the comfort of being alone, the occasional break in the water when Taehyung or Namjoon checked in on him. 
Taehyung, on the other hand, had always been concerned with women. A furious nod, huge eyes. “Dude, I swear,” he had exclaimed, and then had launched into a full feature recapture of how horny his then-girlfriend always was. Jungkook had simply listened— it’s what he does best —and nodded along when Taehyung continued his silly ramblings. 
He can still remember his thought process. 
Of course girls are horny. But Jungkook doubts they’re as horny as him or any of the guys he knew. Speaking for himself, Jungkook knows his sex drive is too high; too high for someone who’s only lost his virginity earlier that year. 
Haerim had once told him he asked for too much. And Jungkook understood, really; she was his first, and maybe he got a little too excited in his conquest to try everything, a conquest she wasn’t too keen on joining. “Do you even like me?” she had asked the night they broke up. “Or do you just want to have sex?”
Both, he remembers thinking, but that thought had felt like the wrong answer to give her. Her words had made him squirm, had made him feel so small. Was he asking her for too much? Was Jungkook too much— a handful for her to deal with? Jungkook’s love language had always been physical touch. He thought she understood that. 
They parted ways in the most mature way possible. A simple break-up, no hard feelings. Jungkook felt terrible. He had pushed her too far, had asked for too much. They aren’t as horny as guys, he remembers thinking. Or at least, not as horny as Jungkook. 
In the end, Jungkook remembers politely disagreeing with Taehyung on the matter. 
Until now, nearly four years later, with your hands circling his bare waist. 
He’d just finished nailing you into the mattress not even ten minutes ago, had fucked his cock into you until you were screaming so loud your neighbor had banged on your shared wall. Your lips are soft against his shoulder, the prettiest little giggle slipping past them. It’s pitch black outside, your room enveloped in shadows, but the warmth you press against his back is akin to that of the sun’s; Jungkook can’t think of a more fitting comparison. “I was thinking,” you purr, voice like warm honey down his throat. It makes him melt, has his eyes fluttering shut as your hands trace feathery lines against the waistband of his boxers. 
“That’s not good,” he manages to murmur, trapping your hand over his belly button. You make this sound, something between a satisfied hum and a moan; Jungkook wants nothing more than to spread your legs far apart and lick you down the middle. You shuffle closer behind him. He can feel your tits against his back, the hardened nub of your nipples. 
But it appears Jungkook isn’t the only one interested in nipples tonight. 
“The clamps,” you whisper, voice nearly lost under the thrum of the air conditioning, the steady beat of his heart in his chest. 
And in that moment, Jungkook truly understands what Taehyung had meant that night. 
They sting, terribly so, make him feel like someone is going to rip his nipples out of his chest at any moment. But at the same time, they make his toes curl, make Jungkook grind his teeth together in a feeble attempt to dismiss the pleasure. 
On top of that, the look on your face when Jungkook leans over you, the thin metal chain of the nipple clamps touching your chin, is enough to fuel his solo sessions for years to come. “Oh,” you gasp, trembling hand reaching up for the glittering chain. 
Jungkook hisses at the tug, accidentally bucks forward into the warm cradle between your legs. It makes you whimper, hand on his shoulder, the other holding onto the cruel device on his chest. “Fuck,” he bites, brows furrowed together as he glares down at you. 
“S- So pretty,” you slur, delirious. Jungkook’s not even inside of you, just has his cock resting on your hip. He thinks there might be a droplet of drool clinging to your lips. “Jungkook,” you breathe, finally lifting the other hand to his chest, thumb caressing the pretty gold clamp that is squeezing the life out of his nipple. It feels so good, and Jungkook is so embarrassed. 
You let him in soon enough, eyes trained on his flushed chest as he sinks into you. You’re still so loose, so wet and tender from the fucking he gave you earlier, from the two orgasms from before. He can’t comprehend how you’re still asking for more, capable of more, after he had spit in your mouth, bent you like a pretzel, and all but consumed your entire being in his earlier lust. 
He reaches the hilt and you tug at Jungkook’s clamps, make his chest jerk forward in surprise. “Fuck!” he chokes, hand on the back of your thigh around him. “Don’t f- fucking do that,” he begs, but it feels so good and you’re so entranced, he hardly thinks you hear him. 
It’s like you’re stuck in a daze, tiny mouth opening to release the sweetest little moans, eyes scarily trained on his chest. It’s like you don’t see him, don’t see Jungkook right before you, and for some reason… he adores the feeling. “Look at me,” he whispers, testing the waters. 
You spare him a glance, a supportive smile, and then it’s back to staring at his nipples. 
It makes Jungkook awfully hard. 
In a weird, roundabout sort of way, it’s like he’s being used. Like he’s nothing but a pawn in your lustful schemes, just a visual stimulus to help get you off; in short, it’s a teensy bit degrading. Dismissive. Whatever you want to call it. 
His dick twitches at the thought. 
And, like always, you’re in perfect step with him. Another tug at the chain, another moan torn from his lips. “So pretty for me,” you croon. It’s his line, you know it’s always been his line. Jungkook pushes deeper into you, but aside from a sinful cry, it doesn’t deter you. A wicked grin crosses your features, hand crawling around his neck to tangle in his locks again. “Tits all pink,” you shiver, tapping the pad of a finger against his nipple. Jungkook’s eyes roll to the back of his head, bucks forward suddenly. 
“N- Not pretty,” he growls, pushing you down deeper against the sheets, like maybe they’ll swallow you up and he’ll be saved from your lewd ways. “You’re pretty.”
You chuckle, and then contradict the sweet tone of your voice with a harsh tug against his clamps. Jungkook all but howls, pistons into you until he feels your cervix kiss his tip, call him forward, practically beg for him to fill you whole. “Prettiest boy,” you whimper, tracing his swollen nipple with your finger as if it’ll soothe the prickling sensations that shoot down his spine, makes him rut deeper into you. 
Jungkook wants to cum so badly, wants to spill his seed down your insides until it paints every wall, kisses every inch, until it’s physically impossible for you to not be pregnant. 
But the worst thing is, Jungkook is so terribly spent from the early events of that night, that the mere thought of coming again sounds like it would be painful. Of course, Jungkook immediately realizes the hypocrisy in his statement— he frequently makes you come various times in one night, sometimes in the span of a few minutes —but he never thought he’d be on the receiving end of this— this— overstimulation. 
Your walls squeeze around him, your fingers playfully tugging at the chain in intervals until Jungkook’s back arches forward, hips grinding against your quivering opening. “Cum inside,” you pant, curling one finger around the wretched contraption that seems intent on killing him slowly. He groans, hips snapping at your offer. He wants to so badly, but his toes curl, stomach tightens almost ominously. “Maybe if you do it a second time I’ll get p—“
“Shut up,” he begs, gasping for breath. You manage to laugh through a moan, harshly yanking your fist towards you in a motion that nearly has him crashing down on top of you. “I can’t—“ he shudders, forearms trembling. 
“You can,” you encourage, ankles locking together at the base of his spine. His every being feels overwhelmed, head like TV static. His dick throbs, practically begs for another orgasm that Jungkook fears will tear him apart, leave him a boneless pile of limbs for days. And his chest— “look, Jungkook,” you purr, pinching the already tortured nub between your fingers, “look at your fucking tits” —feels like heaven. 
It only takes a few more rushed thrusts, your stuttering moans like music to his ears, and a particularly brutal pull of the clamps on his chest, before Jungkook is bursting. And it’s painful, just as he thought, makes him release the most airy, fluttery whine. It’s so embarrassing, and frankly surprising, how high his voice can get, but it makes you beam beneath him. “Oh, such a good boy,” you coo, catching him in your arms when he slumps forward, chest against yours. 
He’s as boneless as he predicted, jaw twitching as he tries to gather himself into an acceptable state again. “Fuck you,” he groans, hips jerking with the after shocks of such a stimulated orgasm. 
You laugh, carding your hands through his hair. “You were made to wear cute things like that,” you mumble, lips pressed against his temple. 
Before he can speak (not that he knows what he’d say), you’re tugging him back by his hair, looking like you’ll eat him alive. He wants you to. “The cuffs,” you murmur, nose knocking against his. “Let’s try those on you next.” 
You always do this— always ask for more. You take and you take until there’s nothing left for Jungkook to give. 
But Jungkook is the same. You match him so well, fill the gaps when he’s too shy, lay yourself out when he needs more. 
(“You ask for too much,” Haerim had confessed, staring him down from the doorway of his dormitory. The room had always felt small, but today it feels miniature. Like the walls are closing in on him; he can’t breathe. “I don’t think anyone in this world can keep you satisfied, Jeon Jungkook.”)
Your heel knocks against the back of his thigh, and he is suddenly made aware of the trembling lips of your cunt around his cock, still so wet— still so horny. “Again?” you ask so sweetly, fingers dancing across his back. 
Jungkook shivers. “Again.”
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goodieghosty · 2 years
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The Matchmaker
Sure she'll find you your soulmate-for a price "to find something precious you must first give something precious"
She has a reputation for being kooky and will match random centaurs up for laughs, but those that she does match up truthfully end up having the strongest of bonds. She often turns many centaurs away if she deems them unready, but especially if they're only looking for a romance. "Soulmates come in all shapes, sizes, and ways. Some may have many, others few. Some soulmates are friends, brothers in arms-not all are romantic. And they come and go, changing, changing you. Making you, You. The You worthy of that Love of which you seek. If I guide you there now, when you are not ready, you will lose them."
Anyways, backstory and spoilers for s2 below
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This is her before her slow descent, she went by Cukid
After her best friend/crush made himself n o t a centaur and split himself into two bodies, she was one of the few to know, because he entrusted her with burning the evidence of his plans. Ofc s h e thought it was insane but couldn't talk him out of it and they had a huge fight that involved her saying "This isn't love this is a last resort!" And h e really went "And what would you know about love?"
To her, knowing damn well she's training to be a love shaman a n d that her special ability just happens to be seeing people's soulmates(and not just romantic soulmates but she'll only realize that later), just not her own-or so she thinks.
In the end she agrees and whoop, she waits by the rift for so long until she starts throwing herself into her work and studies. Eventually when she's stronger she finds a way to use his old antlers that the mf cut off to be able to see where he is but the vision is split into two and that's when she learns he's been split into two different beings and o n e of them is currently trapped in a dungeon.
Rescue mission ends horribly after she tries to convince the human counterpart to release the elk counterpart and threatens to tell his wife and everyone else the truth. Mf ended up blinding her(ooo love is blind afterall lol)and her magic just went fckin bonkers and she had to flee back to the rift, half blind and outraged. Spent ten years slowly going mad over the loss and betrayal. Would periodically check in on her elk friend via his antlers and saw him becoming the Nowhere King, she thought if she had just tried harder he would still be his usual, centaur, self. And she would still have him around as her best friend. She also despises humans. Okay that's it
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hi i was wondering if you could do something for kageyama, kei, and sugawara with a really shy and soft boyfriend(he/him)? he still goes to their practices and stuff but he gets a lil shy around the other guys :3
bruh I was workin on this but then tUMBLR WAS A BITCH AND CRASHED HAHDHDH I WAS CHEESEd
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Headcannons - Kageyama, Tsukishima, and Sugawara with a soft n’ vv shy bf
⚠️warnings - none
Pronouns - he/him
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Kageyama:
ngl
mans does n o t know the term “being shy”
HAHA RIP HE DOESNT KNOW WHY UR SO NERVOUS AROUND THE TEAM (minus him ofc <33)
You go to his practices mainly so u can walk home with him, but sOMETIMES (and I mean SOMETIMES) when ur club ends early, u watch his practice
Bruh but everytime ur there it’s fine for like,,a few minutes before hiNATA THAT LIL SHIT
STARTS
B O U N D I N G
TOWARDS YOU
mans is the type of person to think y’all best friends bc ur his friends ‘friend’
“Kageyama~!! Your boyfriends heeere~!!”
He thinks it’s fine *to an extent. If Hinata hugs you for like 0.5 seconds too long he’s whooping ASS*
Kageyama really does not know why ur so shy
“Oi. It’s just Azumane-San. Why’re so scared?”
“He’s-hes going to murder me...”
What’s he gon do? Get nervous? HAHA-
On the days you feel extra brave tm~!!
You bring over cheap snacks and stuff (there’s like 12 of them no way ur buying the expensive shit)
Ur always fckin shaking when u step in all like
*has big bag* “I...i brought snacks...”
Volleyball players: happy
(Y/n): scared
Crops: watered
You always bring a carton of milk for Kageyama that you give to him in private doe
One time Tsukishima saw
“Ara? Is the king exploiting his commoners for milk?”
You DIED INSIDE and had to stop kags from BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF TSUKKI-
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Tsukishima:
HAHA
AHAHAH
DID YOU THINK YOU WERE SAFE BECAUSE YOU HAD THE BOYFRIEND PASS
well he won’t tease you as much but
HE WILL NOT STOP POKING FUN AT U AROUND THE TEAM OR LITERALLY ANYWHERE
but he’s the type of guy who’d lowkey bully his crush soo
Tsundere? Tsundere.
Whenever he catches you clinging to the back his uniform in the halls
“Hm? What’s wrong? Don’t tell me you need me to hold you hand now?”
When u fumble on ur words during a presentation
“I didn’t know the great (L/n) (Y/n) was capable of stuttering.”
ITS WORSE IN FRONT OF THE TEAM BC HE KNOWS THAT THOSE BIG ASS MEN SCARE U
“Ara? What’s wrong? Why won’t you say hi to my teammates? Don’t be rude, (L/n)-kun!”
Bruh it happens like everyday bc ur sibling goes to Akiterus college and sometimes u stay longer to go with him there
Or u just stay so u can walk home with him and yams
One time Noya and Tanaka notice u were looking for tsukki
He was kinda late to practice
They walked over to tell u that
“Oh? Tsukishimas running’ kinda late today.”
“...”
You just,,,stood there, sweaty, red in the face and fumbling with ur hands
THESE TWO ARE PEAK SCARY WHAT
In comes tsukki to the ‘rescue’
Except this mAN STARTS FUCKING TEASING U
how r u alive
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Sugawara:
the ONLY one who’d understand you and ur shyness
When u get shy around the guys? Already telling them to give u space
Asahi trying to give you water bc u seemed parched? Suga already taking the water from his hands before he tOWERS OVER U WITH HIS HUGE SELF scares u for some reason
Hinata and Noya being Hinata and Noya? He’s ushering them away while asking if u wanted a mint
THIS MAN IS SO SOFT FOR U
SOFT BOYFRIENDS SOFT BOYFRIENDS
You’re much more comfortable with like,,,pda and basically everything when it’s just you two
Like haha? Cuddles? You’re already on top on him-
But when Suga grabs ur hand while walking to school?
HAHAHA
R E D
FLUSTERED
SHORT CIRCUITING
it’s worse in front of the team
One time he made the mistake of kissing you on the cheek during practice
“Koushi you forgot something..!”
You were holding his water bottle
You meant his water bottle
He blushes before leaning down to kiss your cheek
(Y/n).exe has stopped working
YOU LITERALLY STOPPED BREATHING
HAHEHERYTITI
“I-I-I me-meant your...your water bottle-!”
He finally caught on when your eyes were darting across the gym, watching everyone coo or snicker at yall
HES SO SORRY HAHABDHS
Team ships u
I ship u
I’m pretty sure suga ships y’all too
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dreamii-yume · 3 years
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SPOILERSSS for Twisted Wonderland Chapter 6 : 1-16!!!
*rubs hands* aight it wont take long before genshin has me in its gacha hell grasp again, I just barely escaped this time— NOW ITS TIME TO SEE THE BOIS CHAPTER 6 omg— wtf happened last time lol it’s been too long
So, no voice over because of some problems which is understandable but— meh I don’t feel like reading lol So I’m watching otome ayui translations this time, because im that one dumbass student who skipped kanji class and now i cant read without sounding like im five _:(´ཀ`」 ∠): “what up im yume im way passed 19 and i never fucking learned how to read”
Also watching Hanayura Kanon stream for the rest that’s not yet been translated lol Because he’s very good at voice acting for the characters and he’s funny af lol
- OKAY OKAY— WTF HAPPENED EXPLAIN
- Fun fact : I haven’t watched Hercules yet so I legit don’t know what’s about to come lol
- Aw, that’s cute— We called over Ace and Deuce late at night AND THEY REALLY CAME OVER AAAAA
- I forgot how fckin pure their friendship is _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
- Aight, so we actually have a huge-ass scratch from feral Grim lol That’s just fantastic, isn’t it
- FINALLY— We’re talking about Mickey and the stones my monster cat has been eating with Crowley AAAAA
- “Yeah there’s this bitch called mickey and i took his photo—“
- WE’RE FINALLY TALKING ABOUT THIS. AFTER 6 CHAPTERS.
- Bruh this crystal of blot sounds really dangerous why are we discussing this just now
- Speaking of this crystal, Crowley— you were looking for this crystal in chap one and when we asked you about wtf you’re trying to find you just went— “oH itS NothING.”
- I SUPPOSED ITS NOT NOTHING NOW IS IT
- I didnt see you searching for crystals after every chapter mr. crowley where were you 👁👄👁 dont you think it was weird that you didnt see a single one after like— five blotting incidents
- Oh so its rare i see— BRUH R U SURE ABOUT THAT grim literally found one every single chap LMAO
- Okay okay— see, he may be violent but listen— you aint gonna throw out my fucking cat okay
- Wh— THERE WAS A FESTIVAL!? Im dumb so its not just VDC LOL
- Listen LISTEN— GRIM IS FINE. HOLD UP— NO NEED TO THROW HIM OUT JUST LET ME HAVE ANOTHER LOOK AT HIM
- Aww, Ace and Deuce looked pissed about it too AAAAHH THE TRUE DEFINITION OF THE BOIS
- BRUH NO— ALL THE DORM LEADERS TO GO AND CAPTURE GRIM?? HE’LL DIE
- CROWLEY PLS— WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS, HONEY
- #Grimportectionsquad
- “It’s bout time for them to come” Who?
- FUCKING— CROWLEY STOP SAYING ITS NOTHING— This is why this school is so fucked, you never tell us anything ahead of time _:(´ཀ`」 ∠):
- Aight he left, Ace Deuce hurry help me what you guys got
- He may be a monster but see— the worst he did is eat the whole tuna stack SO PLS HES STILL BABY AND I LOVE HIM
- THATS RIGHT DEUCE MY MAN GRIM CAN DO NO BAD I SWEAR
- HE WOULDNT EVER AGAIN I SWEAR
- Ace ヽ(;▽;)ノ The character development— im so proud of you, son
- THIS IS THE BOISSS— LETS GOOOO
- Fuck this is so beautiful— just me and the bois on our way in the middle of the night to find our MISSING CAT I—
- CROWLEY REALLY DID ASSEMBLE THEM DORM LEADERS AAAAAAA AT THIS HOUR TOO WTF
- BRUH WE CAN TALK
- Kalim Kalim Kalim Vil Vil Vil— Pls we’ve been through so much last chapter HELP
- Leona…A big fat mood honestly lmao
- Ey ey riddle pls— dont make this any more difficult—
- Shut up azul stay where u are all you’ve done is nothing but chaos since you arrive so SHHH
- MALLEUS IS NOT HERE AGAIN LILIA PLS— where is he when we need him the most LOL
- Ortho, your bro where?? Also— SURVIVAL STATUS BRUH—
- YES PLS DONT HURT HIM OMG
- oh i forgot idia lives in his tablet LOL OF COURSE
- Omg he’s in the apple trees still looking scary as shi aaaaaaa pls kitty come home u just had too much catnip
- OH GOD 15m HE’S CLOSE
- “Starting operation” ORTHO WHAT TF
- EY EY EY oh good he’s knocked out sighhh
- Aight I know this has been translated but I can’t help but to look at the original japanese and im just— wtf is RTS and TAS idia i dont understand this advanced gamer otaku language
- But Idia and Ortho really do be speedrunning on who can fucking kick my cat the hardest LOL
- THATS RIGHT IDIA You understand me— Fellow cat lovers unite, Grim is very cute, he can’t do no bad
- …so can i have him back pls—
- Can we just appreciate the fact that these bois are willing to take the risk of getting their heads chopped off by Riddle by doing all this for us??
- If this isnt what you call true friendship then i dont know what this is
- Lol ambrose is going to appear in this festival again and crowley’s prideful ass is QUAKING
- WHY are we not allowed to see him crowley im sure we can handle it— We’re the BOIS. CMON
- Imagine if they just summon a fcuking— magic vet or something lol
- It’s the next day lol
- HAH ITS THE VDC LOSERS BY ONE VOTE SQUAD
- I mean the NRC Tribe— ٩( ᐛ )و
- VIL. what you have my queen
- Vil pls dont remind me that my cat isnt here but thank you for saying thank you i do not deserve—
- AWW THE ADEUCE SQUAD LOOKS SO SAD AAAAA
- Vil i miss the bad bitch but absolute oneesan energy but the apology— yeah are we gonna cry again lol
- AAAAAAHH why am i so proud— THAT vil is apologizing
- You dont need to maam what we had in chapter 5 was a fucking journey i regret nothing
- I swear if rook goes like— bitch that aint beautiful imma bonk him I WILL DO IT dont think i forgot what u did last chap
- Man i love me a man who can openly admit his mistakes MMMGH
- Rook i swear—
- Im glad that we’re not toning down ace’s brutal honesty lol
- BRUHHH I DONT LIKE IT WHEN VIL US TAKING ALL THE BLAME i mean what he said was kinda true BUT STILL
- Cheer up Vil, it’s not like it’s a complete failure anyways (;ω;) it was fun at least
- Hearing Jamil encourage Vil like this feels surreal BUT YES BOI U TELL EM
- What is this beautiful character development
- Ooff way to hit where it hurts the most vil my queen lol
- AAGH IT HURTS VIL RECOGNIZING NEIGE’S HARDWORK LIKE THIS— THE PRIDE I CAN FEEL IT CRACK
- Bruh we appreciate Neige’s impeccable smile in this household— REMEMBER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE NEIGE’S GON BE A BAD BOI??? WELP—
- It was me, i was that person and i shall drown in apple juice for it
- Of course, the ultimate Neige simp already knows that lol
- Bruh the background music has no business being this sad stop
- I hate it when vil is right sometimes omg— TRUEEE KALIM especially wouldn’t be able to stand properly on stage after knowing Neige’s own hardships aaaa
- NOO BABY DONT CRY
- Vil redemption arc??? 👀👀 you can help us cure our cat—
- !? Are we gonna get that money promised in that poster?? 👀👀
- WHAA FUCKING WAHAA VIL IS GONNA PAY THAT US??? THE WHOLE 5 MIL EACH??!! VIL CALM DOWN WHAT I SAID WAS A JOKE
- Damn vil is STACKED He really didnt want to owe anyone anything LMAO YES QUEEN
- WHA— KALIM IS ACCEPTING??? OUT OF EVERYONE HERE, I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TO ACCEPT THAT KALIM
- Kalim is making my heart go boom boom again baby boi ✨👁💧👄💧👁✨✨
- HE’LL DONATE IT TO THE RAMSHACKLE DORM BABY BOIIII
- …sumimasen kalim for having a very rundown dorm 👁💧👄💧👁 but thank you for being nice about it lol
- OKAY OKAY KALIM YOU DONT HAVE TO LIST ALL THE THINGS WRONG IN MY DORM PLS—
- THIS IS EMBARRASSING PLS KALIM IM SORRY FOR BEING POOR
- But this man be such a sunshine holy shit i cant even be mad about it lol
- AW YEAH RAMSHACKLE DORM IS GONNA GET A MAKEOVER
- EVERYONE BE DONATING THEIR MONEY TO US AAAAA Were they always this NICE
- Aight adeuce pls— y’all dont have to force yourself to donate my guys (´;ω;`) being friends is enough lol i get it my bois
- Find me a man who can make me feel like this the way Vil can
- Man if only Grim is here :’) he’d be soo happy :’)) you can have all the tuna you want buddy :’)))
- GRIM PLS ADEUCE IS WILLING TO TREAT YOU TO LUNCH BABY
- Bro this is so wholesome omg
- Im sorry but still up to this day, my understanding of Epel’s accent is still lacking lmao
- Aight they be talking about how Rook already knew that they were going to lose from the very beginning
- The FORESHADOWING LOL The difference with how Rook said “What a wonderful performance” rather than “What a beautiful performance” sigh
- Honestly we gotta respect Rook’s resolve here lol man just knows what he wants
- Rook and Vil’s friendship lmao
- 👁👄👁 …!?
- EARTHQUAKE WTF How dare you ruin such moment—
- WHAT IS GOING ON
- EY WTF DONT DESTROY MY DORM WTF ARE YOU GUYS
- WHAT ARE THESE ROBOTS OUTSIDERS KILL THEM WITH FIRE
- They look like something that belongs to the Ignihyde dorm HUH
- Oh bruh— Vil in his Dorm Leader mode is so cool AND YES I KNOW THIS IS NOT THE TIME BUT wheww~~ Vil YAS QUEEN
- KALIM TOO AAAAAA JAMIL’S 「はっ!」SO COOL
- so SO— the dorm leader’s have a protocol for outsider attacks like this 👁👄👁 OMG THEY’RE SO HOT
- They don’t seem like our bois anymore aaa just pure professionalism at this point—
- GOD I FORGOT HOW COOL THEY ARE OMG
- HEEEYYY OUR DORM IS GETTING DESTROYED WTF ARE THESE GUYS’ PROBLEM
- We were just talking about renovating it too wtf
- AAAAAHHH HOW DARE YOU— VIL R YOU OK
- Bruh i dont know what is going on but dont touch my man’s face
- They’re targetting Vil and Jamil WHY— overblot men!!??? WHERE ARE YOU— GIVE THEM BACK
- I didnt understand what epel said here lmao BUT—!?
- THEY HAVE GRIM TOO FUCK HE’S BACK LET GO OF MY FUCKING CAT
- WHAT IS GOING ON DARLINGS
- BUDDYY >:’0000 Grimmm MY HEART—
- Are they kidnapping the overblot men?? What— the fucking absolute balls on these robots
- God we’re getting absolutely fucked in here
- AND THERE’S A CAULDRON IN THE BACKGROUND LOL DEUCE WENT HAM
- BRING ME BACK MY FUCKING CAT— >:’0000
- I thought there’s going to be a festival not a fucking kidnapping event HEY
- Oh 👀 Rook pls help
- AAAHH SERIOUS ROOK IS HOT—
- IS THE OTHER DORM LEADERS CHILLING WHERE ARE THEY KALIM PLS BE SAFE
- OH RIDDLE IS NOT ANSWERING THEY GOT HIM TOO
- Oh ghad they got him during clubs WTF HOW—
- *nervous hornii chuckling* …angry expression silver 👁👄👁 im sorry
- AAAA Dorm leaders actually be acting like dorm leaders is soo cool i cant—
- Bruh the story is all chaos what is this chapter
- Are they gonna get Leona and Azul too what—
- RIDDLE BABY Jesus christ dont overblot like this again lol
- DAMN HE STRONG FOR A SMOL BOI THO
- Whoever made these robots wtf is their deal lol TO BE ABLE TO BEAT A DORM LEADER—
- …Bruh where is our horned friend when u need him
- Silver and Sebek theorizing with dorm leaders but they took Jamil tho?? It’s probably the overblot men they’re after
- Also Malleus is probably good so you two calm down lol Lilia’s probs having tea with him right now
- Okay, Leona how are you going to get captured KING.
- Omg everything is getting destroyed wtf
- AW LEONA SAVED RUGGIE THATS CUTE AND COOL AF
- Bruh leona these are material robots— cant you just turn them into sand lol
- Oh they do have some kind of brand cmon just turn them into sand pls
- WHAT THE FUCK
- LEONA-SAN!? WHY ARE YOU GIVING UP— OJI-TAN!!!
- OLD MAN WHAT—
- *hearing leona whisper his reasons ✋ 👁👄👁 🤚 okay sir im sorry
- Damn Leona acting like a real prince right now— it’s kinda hot 👀👀
- BRUH PLS COME BACK DONT TALK LIKE YOU AINT GONNA
- BRO WHERE ARE THE TEACHERS
- THE BOARD GAME CLUB
- Idia : “bro we just chilling be cool— MY CHESS PIECE“
- “Aight ortho what’s the situation” “fucked"
- So Idia of course knows about this— why does he look like he’s so done lmao me getting the feeling this isnt the first time idia has encountered this situation before lol
- Man i want to see azul in action too but mehh— Idia told him to settle down cries
- LOL WHAT IS THIS KARONE ROBOTS
- Wait— are they taking idia too?? OH IS THIS THE DOING OF IDIA’S FAMILY
- WHERE IS CROWLEY— THE TEACHERS, YOUR IMPORTANT STUDENTS ARE GETTING KIDNAPPED
- AH THEY ALSO KNOW ABOUT THESE STYX BITCHES WHAT— and they’re just letting them GO whaaat
- Sounds to me that this must be idia’s family taking care of the overblotting students?? Like to protect Idia or something?? I DONT—
- “Gather all the dorm leaders” No, sir, they’re already gone besides my sunshine and the horn boi
- Malleus??? 👁👄👁 TSUNOTAROU
- Pls kill the robots they destroyed my place
- AAH UPSIDE DOWN LILIA long time no see lol
- Bruhh the diasomnia students are so lucky to have Malleus as a dorm leader omg
- BRUH LILIA’S RINGTONE IS SO CUTE LMAO
- Kalim sounds so desperate im so sad
- ARE WE— ARE WE GONNA MEET MALLEUS AGAINNN
- Bruh they just goku teleported their way out of the dorm lol
- AAAAHH EVERYONE IS HERE THIS IS SO FUN
- Wait jack is not here lol did they just forget about him wtf
- Oh shit we here too i did not know LMAO
- S-So are we just gonna..continue school like— like these styx bitches didnt just ruin half the school, my dorm, injure my bois, and took my cat or…???
- GASP AAAA STYX IS A BLOT RESEARCH FACILITY WHAAAT
- So that’s why leona and idia be like bro this is not worth it
- O-Oh yeah— they…they didnt know that Vil overblot— PFFT
- Malleus pls information who are you talking about—
- WHO— LILIA MALLEUS OH NO
- Ey, overblot squad are assembled lol this looks so dangerous
- LMAOO Riddle was sleeping on Leona’s lap for three hours THATS SO CUTE
- Where the fck did they take them, ITS CRAMPED AF
- Bro they’re just exposing Vil and Jamil’s overblot that’s supposed to be a SECRET LOL
- Oji-tan can sound so wise and reliable like this if he really tried lol sugar daddy energy
- Wtf these guys never thought that idia was from a big shot family??? They thought it was just coincidence that they had the same family name PFFT
- AZUL AAAA He was right there my guy BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY MAN
- oh. They finally opened— isn’t this the ignihyde dorm what
- WHAT THE FU— IDIA
- Bro— WHAT WAS THAT IT WAS IDIA ALL ALONG???
- WHAT IS THIS CHAPTER
This chapter is a fucking roller coaster like— literal 0 to 100 QUICC From having a moment with Vil and the bois to a FUCKING TERRORIST ATTACK LMAO IM HYPED FOR NEXT CHAP—
It’s been so long, I hope they released the next part soon (๑>◡<๑) I forgot how fine these men are lol at least I want to hear their voices again 👁👄👁
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amedetoiles · 4 years
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ok but it’s honestly hilarious that anyone thinks jc actually hates wwx in cql
let’s look at all the facts
wwx comes back to life after being dead for 16 years and what does jc do the moment he figures it out?
pours some tea, throws it without drinking a single drop in true dramatic angry grape fashion, yells A LOT, with tears, “YOU DIDN’T GO TO LOTUS PIER AFTER YOU CAME BACK”
die! in! a! fire! threats
and then... sticks a child on him?
lmfao what?
wwx, literally known to be a genius, jc who gREW UP WITH HIM and knows he’s a genius, and jc’s idea of a guard is their idiot 16 yo nephew? who can wield zidian? who he didn’t inform that this is the infamous wwx who got his parents killed? and then takes literally the entire yunmengjiang core with him to find wen ning? aND the freakin dog leaves the room too???????
lmfao ok jiang cheng ok
wwx prances across the country with lwj without a mask on and nobody in the world knows that wwx has returned because jc didn’t tell anyone
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wwx fucking waltzes into jinlintai and jc is a huge bitch about it but still doesn’t tell anyone mxy is actually wwx
all of lanlingjin is going after wwx, meanwhile jc is literally the most passive person ever, already has his arm up to block the fire butterflies before wwx even throws it, and doesn’t take out his sword even once LMFAO ok this is the man who threatened to burn the fuck out of wwx ok
jgy makes wwx take off his mask and jc’s face is like ‘FFS I TELL NO ONE AND YOU STILL GET FCKIN CAUGHT?!’
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lwj declares his love for wwx in front of the entire cultivation world with fifty swords pointed at them and jc is honest to god like ‘this bitch is taking my brother again’ (but also like so sad? and envious? bc lwj is standing where he can’t?)
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(sidenote: please have bonus lxc on the side giving the softest fanboy sigh like yes baby brother you go baby brother protect your man)
jiang
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‘i
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hate
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wwx’
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wanyin
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let’s not forget iconic exasperated younger sibling eye roll at siege of burial mounds take 2
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meanwhile the hall of jc tears in exhibit cql46 is open for viewing
also this face jc makes when he’s angry yelling again but then wwx starts bleeding
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HE FUCKING KEPT CHENQING FOR 16 YEARS AND IT DOESN’T EVEN SQUEAK WHEN WWX PLAYS IT BECAUSE JC PROBABLY CLEANED IT EVERY SINGLE DAY
bruh
bRUH
anyway tl;dr jiang cheng still loves wei wuxian with every fiber of his broken angry grape soul. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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