#he makes dum dum play all the mini games and win him the giant stuffed animal prizes

[wraithsoutlaws]

12, 16, 52

12. What's their ideal vacation like?

It'd just be a long roadtrip across the NUSA with Dum Dum, doing a tour of amusement parks and carnivals and haunted houses and every stupid roadside attraction they come across from coast to coast. An occasional hijacking on the way, maybe even a full robbery of some rundown little place just for the fun of it. They drive through nights and stop to stargaze and warm up with some light arson. Every once in a while they'll stop in a bigger city and get a nice hotel room on someone else's dime and maybe catch some shitty punk show in a tiny bar before they hit the road again. A simple and wholesome time.

16. How would others describe them?

As violent as he is deranged. Insufferable. Scum of the earth. A snake who can’t be trusted. Someone to be avoided. Pathetic little man desperate to look big.

52. What's their diet like?

Bad in that most the time he doesn't eat, and when he does its more than likely from a vending machine. If he does eat a ~proper meal, its either dripping with grease from a NC street vendor, or like only a half-cooked possum flayed over a chemical fire in the Badlands.

#ty uwu <3 #he carrying around a bundle of brochures about different carnivals so when him and dum dum go on their roadtrip #he makes dum dum play all the mini games and win him the giant stuffed animal prizes #he wins them just fine on his own but he gives his prizes to cockroach #so he has to get more from dum dum #oc: dagger #oc asks