#he never gonna leave in peace XD

[vanilladove]

♡ Helloo, I saw that your requests are open, so can I request being the wife of Jouno [: ? Just Hcs and if you want a scenario (or sth else)

I'm gonna leave the rest up to you, I hope you have fun writing it and Thank you ^^

ugh i absolutely love jouno😻 he's so underrated, and i think this trope is adorable ♥︎ i added some spicy stuff oops

png creds eundior

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ pairing: jouno x wife!reader

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ genre: fluff + suggestive (sex mentions)

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ content warnings: some nsfw content in the last section; read at your own discretion

~in general...

Husband!Jouno is the definition of "when he hates everyone but you". He only shows his soft side to you.

Gifted you a matching red rope earring with a bell that you wear on the opposite ear ♥︎

Despite making fun of and degrading literally everyone on the daily, Jouno craves your praise to the point where he'll get needy and start begging for reassurance lol.

Gets sassy during arguments/when you haven't given him enough praise and will use his ability to dissipate into thin air every time you get close to him until you eventually cave in and apologize/compliment him XD

Since he still needs to fulfill his evil urges but doesn't want to offend you, he resorts to teasing and excessive flirting. Won't give you any peace bc he picks up on every reaction.

Bc he’s constantly snarky and rude to others, his love language is words of affirmation since he saves his kindness for you.

~relationship dynamics

Extremely protective & possessive: whenever you're both in public, he always has an arm wrapped around you or on your shoulder; whenever passerbys ogle you or try to signal dirty things to you (they usually try stuff bc they notice that Jouno's blind), he always calls them out menacingly, threatening them enough to send them running away in fear.

Becomes your primary provider, basically making you a housewife lol. He would justify you not working/make you work from home bc he wants to keep you safe from people targeting him for being a Hunting Dog/ex-criminal executive.

When he's stressed after a busy day of mocking tecchou work, the first thing he does when he comes home is cuddle with you and listen to your heartbeat...it's basically like his white noise/comfort sound :,(

Basically your entire presence comforts him, probably lowkey develops attachment issues like a needy kitten hehe

Not much privacy between you two bc of his Super Senses™. He knows your heartbeat and "default" body settings (breathing patterns, fidgets, etc.) better than his own.

Because of this, he always wins arguments or gets the last word...

"Hmmph. I'm not mad"

"Yeah? Wanna explain why your heartbeat got faster then? Or why you exhaled loudly?"

"..."

"Ur mad :p"

You guys probably listen to ASMR together lol

Never strays too far from you and always is wrapped around you: hugging you from behind + resting his chin on your shoulder/kissing your neck whenever you're cooking or shopping for groceries.

Brings your home-cooked meals to work everyday (they're his fav food) and brags about how good his wife's food is (especially to Tecchou)

"An unrefined idiot like you would never understand the luxury of a wife's--what the hell, Tecchou? Are you putting chocolate syrup on your sushi?"

Since he’s blind, most of his compliments are about your personality and actions. He goes crazy from your signature perfume and prefers when you wear soft clothes (they’re the best for cuddling).

Occasionally, he’ll comment on how beautiful you are, even though he can’t actually see you. Whenever you mention that, he responds that he “just knows it’s true”. Otherwise, I think he would give you cheesy compliments about how you have “a beautiful aura” and stuff like that lol.

Husband!Jouno’s the type to easily become a yandere…

~spicy🤫

Husband!Jouno is a big fan of phone sex since he's needy and can't stand being away from you or not hearing your voice.

Likes eating you out/fingering you bc he can hear the heartbeat down there.

Forces you to not hide your voice, but doesn't actually care since he can still clearly hear your muffled moans.

An expert at dirty talk and won't shut up during sexy time...hopefully you have a praise/degrading kink...

Even though he mostly stays gentle with you, I think he still has a bit of a dacryphilia kink and is into impact play + rough sex bc of his past personality (。-∀-)

~fluffy vignette ♥︎

*KNOCK KNOCK*

"...."

Jouno already knew who was aggressively pounding on his office door. The two biggest idiots in the Hunting Dogs: Teruko and Tecchou. He scrunched his nose as a foul odor from behind the door crept up on him. Whatever it was, he wanted it gone. He had a plan: pretend he wasn't there until they lef--

"Oi, Jouno, we know you're in there! Open up, Damn it! Your captain's commanding you!" Teruko demanded in her usual high-pitched squeaky voice, now banging on the door. Still in line with his original plan, Jouno only remained silent since the last thing he wanted was to let the two smelly intruders into his clean, precious space.

"Captain, maybe he's not in there. It is almost lunch time, so he--" Tecchou started.

"Shut up! We already checked the break room, so--" Teruko suddenly went silent as her hand passed over the door knob, "Hey, it's unlocked..." Jouno winced as he heard her twist the knob and storm in along with Tecchou--not reacting fast enough to use his ability and escape the scene. He cringed as the smell assualted his senses; it was one that was too familiar--Captain Fukuchi's vomit. He impulsively plugged his nose as his face twisted. "See, Techhou, told'ya he was in here. What do have to say for yourself, huh, Jouno?"

Jouno only turned away disgustedly. "I didn't open the door for a reason, Captain. Some of us value hygiene around here. Plus you two stink--unless you're here for a reason, disrespectfully, leave." Jouno coughed dramatically, "I'm about to pass out."

Shock crossed Teruko and Tecchou's faces from the blatant rudeness, and before his hot-headed senior could go off on Jouno for 'disrespecting his elders', Tecchou butted in. "The captain threw up after drinking too much again, so we tried to clean it up since he has a meeting in an hour, but the smell won't go away, even though we tried everything." He clenched his fists sadly, "I even put flowers all over the pile on it to cover up the smell...I guess they died for nothing..."

Flowers? Over a pile of vomit? Now Jouno didn't know if he was going to pass out from the stench or the idiocy of his coworkers. Teruko sighed deeply, "After that, I tried using air freshener, but that made it smell worse somehow...Anyways, we were going to ask you if you knew where the bleach is."

"You two...Did you both lose all your braincells?" Jouno couldn't be more disappointed in everyone, starting with his raging alcoholic of a captain. Next, he turned to Tecchou, "What kind of moron uses flowers for cleaning? We're the Hunting Dogs, not the Hunting Fairies" He sighed as he felt a migraine forming, "God, I wish you would just di--" Jouno paused when he heard a familiar chime in the distance. Once he had confirmed a special someone's footsteps, he took off running, yelling to "call the janitors" and leaving the two confused behind him.

You sighed as you walked into the break room, bowing politely to thank the security guard for leading you there. You placed the lunchbox down on a table and held your face in embarrassment. You'd unknowingly slept in this morning and didn't have enough time to make or pack Jouno's lunch. It'd become an unspoken norm between the two of you to wake up at the same time, and you would cook a meal and stock up Jouno's work snacks while he got ready. Even though he never asked you to do it before, it became a habit after you'd gotten married. He'd always tease you about your "cute little housewife tendencies" like he wasn't the one who'd secretly made you into one. You were just about to call him to say you were there until you felt a strong pair of arms swiftly wrap around you.

"I missed you~" Your husband expressed, pulling you into a chair and seating you on his lap. You yelped as he buried his head into your chest and inhaled your scent. He adored the scent of your favorite perfume and the way you smelled like your shared home--like his. Jouno groaned as he drowned out the world listening to your heartbeat and you both shared an intimate moment of silence.

Smiling to yourself, you ran your fingers through his soft white hair as he pulled you closer. It was clear that he was stressed. "What's wrong, dear?" You asked, massaging his temples.

You giggled as he explained the situation and rubbed his shoulders. "Ah, I see. That sounds like something those two would do..." You looked down to the original reason you came, "Oh, right! I brought your lunch--it's your favorite," you paused, "Sorry for sleeping in today...You should've said something to wake me up..."

Jouno finally dug his head out of your chest to look up at you. "Oh, about that, I didn't wake you up on purpose. Your breathing was just so peaceful that I didn't want to disturb you..." You pursed your lips at that. "Besides, I knew you'd come to visit me at work! It's a win-win situation in the end!" You blushed at your husband's teasing; he'd won another one of his silly games yet again.

"Jeez...just wake me up next time...Anyways, I bought you some strawberry cake since there's a bakery close to the headquarters! Think of it as a thanks for all your hard work!" You perked, kissing his forehead lightly. It definitely wasn't meant to be an apology cake or bought because you were craving sweets.

"Yeah?" Jouno smirked, reveling in your praise. He caressed your sides, "My hard work, huh? What else about me are you thankful for?" You pouted as you realized you'd just been caught in a compliment trap--how gullible you were. It didn't help that Jouno was looking up straight at you and kneading your soft skin over your long dress.

Blushing, you started, "I'm thankful that you take care of me and our home. You're the bust cuddle partner...You have pretty hair and a nice voice, you're strong and..." You were about to continue until you looked to see Jouno's flushed face, he nuzzled into your chest again, muttering "I love you" lowly.

You beamed at the precious sight and lifted your husband's face up to yours. "I love you too, Jouno, so much." You brought your lips to his and kissed him sweetly, your red nails tugging softly on his hair and drawing quiet groans from him. He passionately kissed you back, hugging you tightly and angling your face to deepen the kiss, noting the way your heartbeat got faster and how your muscles relaxed in ease.

You pulled away suddenly after hearing koncks on the door, much to Jouno's disappointment. "It's just the janitor, we can still--"

"It's fine," You sighed, gently getting up from his lap and fixing your dress, "I'm meeting with some friends soon, so I should get going. You've got stuff to get back to, too. The world still needs saving!" Jouno pouted at that, missing your warmth on him and the sound of your pulse in his ears. "I'll see you at home, then. Keep up the good work!" You jokingly patted his head and turned away towards the door before he quickly grabbed the lunchbox and took your hand. He didn't want you to leave him just yet.

"W-wait, I'll walk you out. This place is big, so you might get lost. Security might not let you out since they won't recognize you. And there might be someone suspicious outsi--"

You giggled at his rambling, "Okay, I get it. Let's go~" You pulled him along and he wrapped his arm around your waist to lead you to the exit. He couldn't believe how utterly whipped he'd become for you, his beloved wife. His cheeks were red like the tips of his hair as he held your face and kissed you goodbye, watching as you drove away.

While the world knew Jouno as a sadistic ex-criminal fighting for justice, only you knew his soft side as a devoted and loving husband that would do anything for his pretty wife ♥︎

#vanilladove #vanilladovebsd #bungo stray dogs #jouno x reader #jouno saigiku x reader #jouno saigiku #saigiku jōno #bungou stray dogs #bsd headcanons #bsd fluff #bsd #bsd x reader #saigiku jouno x reader #not me repeating scenarios bye... #chat is this rushed

[coralinnii]

Is it alright if I request Ruggie, Deuce, Trey and Cater helping fem!reader with her period?

‧₊˚✧ To share our joys and abdominal pain ‧₊˚✧

↳ Helping fem!reader going through periods

feat: Ruggie ❋ Deuce ❋ Trey ❋ Cater  genre: fluff, humor note: no pronouns were used for reader (I just ended up not using any), symptoms of periods vary in stories to match the reality of different experiences in real life,

Fun fact, some of the scenarios in this post were inspired by real life experiences between me and my male friends. I missed those idiots, but now they’re somewhat smarter now. Me and my friends called it “the shining” cuz of the famous elevator scene xD

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Not gonna lie, he might be a little afraid of you whenever the time of the month comes around. 

Coming from a nation where women are revered as strong and aggressive as well as coming from a woman-dominated culture, Ruggie had learned an important lesson in not pissing anyone off when their body is going through what could be described as hell, blood included. 

Whether your symptoms are more tolerable or excruciating, it was still a surprise to suddenly see your nervous boyfriend carrying a gift basket with essentials like a peace offering of sorts. Appreciative, but a surprise nonetheless. 

It was also a surprise to see that Ruggie had built a little fort for you filled with fluffy blankets and pillows. Ruggie can’t imagine how painful cramps can get but if you need to curl yourself, he rather you have somewhere comfy and warm to do so. 

No one tell him he just essentially built a nest for his partner. He already knows.

Once you enter his nest fort, you’ll never leave. Not because you can’t but rather you never needed to. Anything you needed or had a craving for, the observant hyena caught on and was quick to make your wishes come true. 

Under his fears, he watches over you in worried awe as you brave through your pain the best you can. He always had respect for anyone who has to go through the day in so much pain but when you smiled at him so sweetly as you thanked him for bringing you some painkillers, his heart bleeds.

Whether he has to run 10 miles to get you something with his money or just to rub small circles on your stomach to ease the cramps, he’s willing to do any work to make you a little better.

"You hungry? I can whip up something good in the kitchen if you're hankerin' for something sweet. Leona'll understand me goin' missing for a while. Afterall, I gotta stay when my babe needs me. Shyeheehee~"

He was panicking so much, it’s almost comical. 

This lovable dummy won’t know what’s going on with you and simply you were sick or unhappy with him given how easily irritated and queasy you were throughout the first day. It was until you flat out told him that he finally put two and two together. 

“oh…Oh…OH SHI-!”

He wants to help so much but the former delinquent has no clue on anything regarding the female anatomy. He tried looking up some helpful advice but unfortunately he only got more confused because it’s the fricking internet. 

“Deuce, what are you doing?” 

“Protecting you. I read that bears and sharks can smell you and they’ll attack you!”

Thankfully, a call with his mom sent him in a better direction. The embarrassing flush of red of his cheeks was a cute contrast to his blue hair and eyes.

With guidance and some trial-and-error, Deuce was trying his darndest in helping you throughout these hellish days. Even if you’re the type to rather handle things yourself, it was nice to have someone by your side even if you get more irritable than usual. 

Like when a particularly bad wave of cramps suddenly hit you in the middle of the day.

The excruciating twisting and stabbing feeling in your abdomen brought you close to tears as you gritted your teeth to bear the pain. With swirling feelings of nausea and anger clouding your senses, your fight-or-flight senses kicked in as you growled out for people not to touch you in such a sensitive state. 

Almost everyone cowered at your seething words, except for Deuce. Instead, he wordlessly scooped you up in his arms and quickly made his way to the infirmary, only opening his mouth to apologize as you punched and yelled at him while in pain. 

It wasn’t until he finally laid you down onto the comforting bed of the infirmary that you apologized for your harsh behaviour, but the blue-haired freshman only grinned at you, fist to his chest like a show of confidence. 

“I may be an idiot, but I’m pretty strong and can take a punch. I’m gonna be right here if you ever need anything.”

One of the more level-headed students on campus, he wasn’t too panicked when you told him when your monthly visitor came around. 

Being someone with a younger sister, Trey at least has some basic understanding of what could happen during this time.

Since it shouldn’t be anyone’s business but your own, he kept your predicament discrete for your privacy. If anyone in Heartslabyul did take notice and made any demeaning comments about it, they had a sudden flux of kitchen clean up duty because “since they happen to be so free to talk about someone else’s pain, they can do some good around the dorm.” 

He would take over your Grim duties during the first few hellish days, keeping your rambunctious dormmate distracted when he noticed that you’re not quite in the best mind or body to watch over him.

If you don’t specifically tell him though, he may go a little overboard with taking care of you. Trey is the type to be over prepared with everything and anything that involves you. Of course, he’ll bake you some of your favourite treats but he would also refill your hot bottle, remind you constantly to stay hydrated, and gently force you to lay down if you get migraines.  

Trey is a sweetheart through and through, ready to help with anything if it would turn your pain from a 100 to even a 99. Even if all you ask is for him to caress your head as you rest before he leaves, he’s sure he could probably talk his way out of his vice housewarden duties for the day, just to stay with you through it all.

“Are you awake? You should have something sweet to eat to ease the cramps. Ha ha, don’t be shy. What would you like me to make?"

None of this is new to him. He grew up with two older sisters for Seven’s sake, he understands and sees the sh*t the body goes through every month. He could watch you wreck an entire room or cry for hours on end and just go “hmm, valid.” 

He’ll still act like his typical fun and flirty self. Even when he had a feeling you were on your period, he doesn’t pry or hint his suspicion unless you told him yourself. He knew it wasn’t his place to comment on anything. 

If you do tell him, he will try his best to make you feel the best through this painful ride of hormones. He just doesn’t wanna make you feel like you’re getting unwanted attention during all of this.

The two of you would have sleepovers whenever you feel too tired or if your body feels too sore to move. If you’re prone to bad breakouts during periods and feeling unattractive, Cater would dispel your worries by making you feel so beautiful, leaving sweet kisses on your face as he’s pampering your aching body. 

Despite what people may think of his attention-seeking tendencies, Cater’s very intuitive and works to make you feel good throughout the monthly changes. Never is he the type to make you feel bad or burdensome for your unpredictable needs and aches. 

For you, the outgoing junior could spend the day away chatting about anything and everything just to distract you from the mood swings. If you feel too tired to talk, Cater would happily lend you his shoulder to rest on while the two of you bundle together under a warm blanket and watch cute animal videos on his phone.

“Don’t worry, your Cay-Cay is here for you, cutie~! Just relax and take care of your totes fab self, ‘kay?

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[scremogirl]

✩𖤐☆𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄…

Trying to break up w/ toxic! Ony

“No, Ony. I’m sick and tired of this shit. We argue, go on a break, fuck, and get back together,” you let out a shakky breath trying to keep the tears threating to fall out your eyes from spilling.

“I know…I know. I’m sorry. I just.. you-I,” He fumbles over his words, before letting out a big sigh. He knocks on the door a little louder this time, leaning his forehead against the wood blocking his way from you.

“C’mon (Y/n) all I wanna do is talk this out, promise I’ll never yell at you again” Everything goes silent. You’re hoping he’ll just leave already. You're so done with everything, you’ve tried and tried to leave him but you just couldn’t bring yourself to do it. Maybe it’s just because you love him so much, maybe it’s cause the dick to good. Whatever it is, you can’t put your finger on it.

“He loves you girl, y’know that”

“Y’all gon get back together anyways, ion know why you trippin”

“Just chill (N/n) that’s just who he is. Y’all made for eachother at this point,”

Ugh, why’s everyone on his side! Everytime you’ve broken up your friends would feed you his words. Telling you they can’t see y’all with anyone else and whatever other bullshit he feeds into their heads. You reached your boiling point. Before you could bury yourself deeper in your thoughts there's a beating at the door. The top hinges fly off scattering all over the marble tiles of your bathroom door. It flings open hitting the ground as you stare up at the perpetrator.

“Ony! What the fuck is wrong with you? Y’know how much that’ll cost me!?” You scream out to him. He’s not listening as he kicks the hinges out of his way, stepping over the door to come closer to you. You back away from him until the back of your knees hit the tub. You try to dash your way around him but he’s too fast and catches you by the waist. You struggle in his grip, clawing, biting and screaming at him to put you down. He walks out the bathroom throwing you on the large kingsized bed ya’ll used to share. He pins you down, leaning all his body weight on you. Before looking deep in your eyes.

“You ain’t goin nowhere. All of this ‘protectin you peace’ bullshit is done wit, we done when I say we are,”

“And imma tell you right now, that ain’t gonna happen,” he kisses your neck before staring you down again. A smirk making its way across his features, grills being reflected by the lamp on your nightstand.

“You mine ma, and ain’t nobody finna take you from me, not even you”

This was some ass but I had to put sum out XD.

#aot onyankopon #ony x black reader #Ony x you #Ony x y/bn #toxic relationship #✩𖤐☆𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐄…

[factual-fantasy]

28 Asks! Wahoo! :DDD

(Post in question)

XD I'm glad you like him! This makes me want to make some lore for the little critter. Some of the other imps and cats have lore, so Armpit should too!.... Starting with giving him a proper name <XDD

(Video in ask)

Oooo pretty song! Though I'm not sure what they'd think.. :0 They might just enjoy it in general and not have much thought afterwards <XD

Google seems to say that that's a scary game, I'm sure they'd be too scared to play <XD

I feel like what it would take for Bonnie to yell at someone is if they were yelling at him. But even so.. I just don't know if that's how Bonnie is..

Like if say, Monty was really barking at Bonnie for how he's behaving and just shoving everything in his face. I'd like to think that Bonnie would eventually blow and yell back something like "I DON'T CARE" or "YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM GOING THROUGH".. Buuuutt at the same time.. Bonnie is mellow and kind by nature.

Seeing Monty yelling.. he might just shut down even more. He's so tired. He's tired of everything. And now Monty's yelling about something and its all just.. so exhausting. It might be easier for Bonnie to just stand there and not say anything and wait for Monty to get it all out of his system and then leave. Fighting back is just gonna make Monty yell more and cause more drama. Bonnie would give up in an argument pretty quickly and just stand there until the other person is done yelling.

And what's Monty gonna do? Push Bonnie around? Bonnie is way heavier and stronger than him. Pushing him/encouraging Bonnie to get physical is just gonna result in Monty flailing about and Bonnie standing stiff as brick.

I've never seen that movie(..?) before so I cant really say.. But judging by Google images, it looks really cool! And it has a lot of cats in it XD

I remember them! What a whacky cast of characters :00 My favorite is probably the Monkey XDD

I've never watched any of the Ghibli movies although I really should 💔

Now considering all the stuff I've heard/seen about those movies.. the food looks delicious, and the lands seem peaceful..?? They all might camp out for a while in one of those worlds and just bask in the peace and quiet.. 😌

XDD Hey I see that digital circus reference!

Although they didn't have any rides like that fortunately, and STAFF bots didn't exist when Foxy was still in service. If a kid had an accident of some kind, whether it be an injury or a uh. "Spill".. It was probably Foxy's job to alert an employee and they'd come in and clean up the mess and/or whisk the injured child away so Foxy could go back to work.

If you go to my blogs post search and type in "super mario bros", you should find 99% of all my Mario artwork!

If you have any trouble finding it don't be afraid to send another ask- idk if ur on mobile or PC it might be different <XD

Seam could have known how to do that perhaps..? But his powers were never meant to hurt people. Seam was the court Magician. He would just use his powers to put on these beautiful displays and show off these bizarre tricks and shows. (Usually along side Jevil to add extra flare and humor to his performances)

Although... technically you could say that he did use his magic to harm once. I don't know if it counts as a hex.? But he did lock Jevil away in a magical cell made of his own magic... does that count? :0

Yeah that was the intention. Seam, that Older imp and the two cat ladies worked under the King directly. So they wore these beautiful robes and headdress things to show their status. Jevil was the court jester so he just wore a jester outfit.

If Jevil had any other role he'd probably be dressed all fancy just like them. :0

Yeah <:( for a lot of reasons.

For many years talking has hurt Seams mouth and face, obviously- So he's resorted to mumbling and talking very quietly. After years and years of doing that his voice cant be great. When the stiches were removed I can imagine him raising his voice and it just sends him into a horrible coughing fit. Plus those holes in his mouth are still there, and they cant feel great to be stretched around..

I can see him struggling to make certain sounds. Like the word "cheese". He'd probably cut off half way cuz the holes were stretched and it felt like a punch to the lip. :'(

That's a good question... I think at least for now, Seam just wants to cover it up.

Underneath that wrap.. his face is pretty messed up. Its not just his eye.. I imagine that the eye hole also didn't heal great so I don't know if they could even put in an artificial eye. It might hurt Seam or make his face really sore.. Plus after the eye was in, he'd just want to cover it up with a bandage anyways..

So for now, he just covers his face and doesn't touch the wound. And I don't think he'll have the courage to mess with it anytime soon... :((

I have not :/ But I have seen ads for it EVERYWHERE. So I am aware of its existence. XDD

I've never heard of that game no.. but Googling it, I can say that I love the art style! :D

Awe,, Thank you so much!! :DD

Possibly! :000

Aww.... nah that would destroy anybody.

I mean if they absolutely had to for some reason, like they could never return to the surface because if they did they would die.. They would survive underwater for a while. But then eventually they'd run out of supplies and they'd starve or the octopod would stop functioning after a while..

Also MAN they would all be ruined mentally. Never being able to see their families again. Never being able to feel the sun on your skin or breathe in fresh air. Being stuck underwater for the rest of their lives would destroy all of the Octonauts. Save for possibly Inkling, but even then being trapped down there and all your friends are miserable would wear on Inkling too..

Maybe not the whole playground. But I can easily see Christmas/holiday themed decorations being hung up around the Daycare :)

Hmm.. I hadn't planned/thought about something like that... But that's a really cool idea! Perhaps at one point they were pursued through dimensions :0 Terrifying!

@kiyuktuk

Which "Wapeach" are you referring to? If you're talking about the ship of them, Mmmm nahh,, I don't think they'll ever be a thing..

Are you referring to "Wapeach" as in the peach wearing that purple outfit with the long purple boots? If so I don't know what to make of that <XD

Judging by Google images.. they'd see the desert wasteland, turn right around and jump through another mirror. <XD They need to find food man!

(Post in question)

Bad Endogeny! No! Don't stab people's legs! >:(

Never heard the song before, but I'm sure Jangles would be up for it! XD

XDD 1 Jangles is powerful enough, the world cant handle 2-

@beryl-shade

Jangles would be in awe of his idols. Sans and Papyrus would probably be wondering why this 3ft(??) tall plastic Halloween skeleton decoration is alive and talking XDD

@octonauts16 (Post in question)

Oh! No no, Cici is Bibi's little sister. I don't think I'll be making him a girlfriend any time soon <XD

I'm cautiously excited. I always love to see more FNAF but I'm worried that they might twist the lore even further and make things even more confusing... <XDD

#my response #fnaf security breach #factual fam #super mario bros #octonauts #undertale #deltarune #seam and jevil #seam deltarune #jevil

[bluxb3rry]

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Bang Chan x male reader!

He/him pronouns!

English is not my frist language!

Tried Angst! This one is very long xd

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-Honey, Wake up-

The voice made him wake up a little bit, but with his eyes still closed he tried to ignore it, hiding his face more in the pillow and feeling the soft heat from the sun that came from an open window, not only that but also the touches in his skin were as soft as the sheets, he really tried to wake up.

-Chan, love, wake up-

He now felt soft kisses in his face, smiling a little still trying to play sleep, knowing that his lover already know of his little play.

-hm, okay okay, i guess i'll shower alone-

-im up!-Chan opened his eyes looking at him

-i knew you were awake-he kissed him

-mmh, Y/N! You can't just play with me like thaat-he said with a whiny voice

-yeh yeh cry baby-Y/N got up

Chan just looked at him, the sheets still covering part of his body, just looking at the naked back of his boyfriend, seeing little love marks in his neck, smiling a little.

-what are you looking at?-Y/N asked, putting on the shirt of him, looking at him with a playful smile.

-just at my lover, i didn't know that you owned my shirt now-

-i got cold, but, if you came with me to the shower, i might just get warm again-that was the last thing that Chan heard before seeing his boyfriend closing the bathroom door.

-if you play like that-he followed him

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It wasn't a warm day anymore, it was night and i got slightly colder, Chan looked at himself in the mirror, feeling his cheeks gething kinda warm while fixing his tye.

-you seem kinda scared boss-another voice entered the room

-don't call me like that when we are not in patrol minho-Chan looked at him, and then looked at the robot beside him that handed some other tyes-you can go

-yes sir-a robot voice was heard before the robot left

-mmh, you fight cyborgs, eleminate hackers, fight a lot of mafias and bring kinda of a peace in this cyber world, and yet you are scared for a simple question-Minho joked, though there was some true in that joke.

-yeah i know, just-he sighed-what if he says no?-he let go of the still not quite well donce tye

-Hyung, you two have been together for four years now, and knew each other way more than that, he could never say no to you-Minho responded looking at him and fixed his tye-now, you better go to that restaurant, give him the moment of his life, show him the ring and pim pam pum, married-

-thank you-

-is what friends do, right?...-Minho only looked himself in the mirror-you choosed a good day to, seems more easy to remeber for the future-

-easy?-

-you guys anniversary day? damn, i should keep that for me and Han-

A robot walk in

-sir, Y/N is ready-it said

-good luck-minho said for last time

Chan only smiled to him and went down stairs.

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-Chris? Wake up-

He opened his eyes slowly, seeing that smile and cold eyes that made him smile a little bit more. The window was closed and most of the warm outside didn't get inside enough.

-Good morning-he said

-Chris, you have work to do, places to go-he ignored him

-I don't think i wanna-

It smiled at him and touched his cheek, Chan only closed his eyes at the feeling of the cold hand, like metal.

-Chris, you have to-

-i don't want to leave you here Y/N-he said feeling more hopeless the more he felt the touch

-im gonna be okay, i won't leave anywhere-

-i know-

He got up from the bed, slowly stretching feeling his muscles more free, he looked back at Y/N

-that shirt...-he murmured

-oh? this one? sorry i just...i though i could use it, i felt cold-Y/N said slowly taking of the shirt, almost reveling something that Chan didn't want to see

-no no-he stoped him-its okay, you can use it

-thank you...um, your breakfast is ready downstairs, i asked one of the robots maids to make you some-Y/N said getting up from the bed, walking just a little far away and more close to the door

-Thank you-

Chan finished his routine, and was about to exit his room, then he looked at him again. He kissed his cheek, feeling the cold metal.

-oh-Y/N looked at him surprised, or the most he could figure out from his expression-um

-goodbye-He left

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-Thats the report for today, you are dismissed-robots and people left the room minus one guy-i said dismissed

-How are you Hyung? How is the treatment doing?-

-Minho-he said again, but just sighed-im doing good, Y/N is just fine-

Chan started looking some papers, mafias to be more expecific, letting the silence order the room, hoping for his friend to leave.

-...its today isn't?-Minho asked already knowing the answer

Chan just looked at him withouth saying anything.

-Hyung, i know that you bought that robot and tried to program him but, Y/N is-

-Shut up-Chan interrumped him

-You are living in a dream Hyung, you are trying to forget something-

-i though this was the best for me-

-yeah but-Minho sighed-is not, you are just going into a cicle of lies Hyung, because thats what they are, you give us missions but you just stay here all day trying to see any mafias that could have caused this, but i can tell you, you can't do it alone, you need help-

-What if Han-Chan started

-Don't you fucking dare, you fucking know that what are you doing is wrong and you are gonna end with a bullet in the head, whoever is from yourself or someone else-

-I have the tecnology Minho, now get the fuck out of my office before i do something that i could regret-

-regret? Hyung, you bought a robot thinking its him, you don't come here every single day and you stay in that fucking room with a piece of metal to try and fix your fucking problems-Minho finished saying already standing out

-out-

-Hyung-he got interrumped

-When we are in patrol im your Boss, now, GET THE FUCK OUT-he screamed at him

Minho only looked at him suprised, only for changing to a more neutral face but still some anger in those eyes.

-yes boss-he left

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It was a perfect night, the elegant music, the lights, the time, everything.

But in his eyes, seeing you smiling was everything he needed.

-Hon, wha- how?-

-I though it was a nice place-

-nice? Honey this is perfect, i-i don't have words-you laughed a little

-Happy Anniversary-Chan said

Thanks to a robot, you two were in the table, eating and just enjoying each other presense.

It was almost midnight.

-Love-you looked at him-i-i wanna ask you something-

-WATCH OUT-

it wasn't gonna be a perfect night.

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He didn't remeber well, the blood and your cold eyes where everything in his mind.

So, it wasn't bad right? This, this robot was you, you were here, his lover, his boyfriend and his lost husband, it was your face, your voice, your laugh. He knew what he needed, he knew this wasn't good but Chan needed you, you made him feel happy.

-Chris?-

But those eyes, were as cold as that night, your touch was as cold as the last moments he hugged, when was the last time your warm hands touched his skin? when was the last time your soft lips kissed him?

-Chris? why are you crying? i-i dont see any damage?-

He was crying? he didn't notice, but of course he would, he always did, you said that was something you loved of him. Chris? he didn't like how that sounded from you, thats why he told you to call him anything else, thats why you called him Chan or Honey.

-You don't remeber?-Chan asked, hoping to hear more from it

-What?-

-The day, the day i asked you out, it was at the park-

-Chris i don't-

-Please, please you know, i told you, "call me another thing then that" you called me Honey a-and i, i didn't understood why but it looked like the perfect moment to tell you-Chan hugged its hands-c'mon i know you can remeber

-i-im sorry Chris, but, that wasn't in my program-

Now thats when chriss brooke, tears running away from his eyes, while the robot tried to help, but how? that wasn't you, Y/N was gone long time ago.

So, he slowly opened the shirt, reveling the chest of the robot, seeing a single square, he touched it, slowly open it.

-Chris?-

-Y/N is gone, i can't let you destroy me anymore-he looked at him-im sorry

-Its okay, its my job as a therapy robot to help you-

Chan knew the moment he pressed the botton that he was seeing right now, in the exact stop the he saw your blood, that it were only survive for some more hours before shutting down.

-When i press it, can we...can you hug me while i fall asleep?-

-of course-

So he did, and then, he was in the bed, hugged by it, thinking it was you, thinking it was your soft touch that made him remeber of his sheets, the sun slowly appearing in the window and letting the heat decor his room, while you tried to wake him up.

Thank you for using Memory Simulator

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[l3viat8an]

Random thought cuz it's 4 a.m. and I cant sleep 😃

I'm a person who likes to scrunch myself into tiny corners and such as like a casual place to chill So like I imagine that HoL has the best little hiding spots ever. Like there's so many gaps between furniture not to mention secret little rooms and such.

And the bros never really thought anything of it obviously bc they're fuckin giants Who tf would fit in a tiny space like that, then one day they saw you scrunched into a tiny gap.

Luci - probably was surprised you almost gave him a heart attack Then simply asks why your there. He might not understand why anyone would want to do that but he'll leave you in peace. - 9/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Mams - Screams this full on banshee scream and then scolds you for "sneaking up on him". Walks away mumbling about weird humans and their weird habits - 2/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Levi - Screams 2.0 Poor baby almost passed out from fright. Then once he gets over the shock and embarrassment he will try to join you even if he doesn't fit - 4/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Tannie - Saw you from across the room so he didn't get scared. He will ask you why your there is this a normal human habit??? Will think you look cute like a little cat in the corner and will try to pet ur head. - 8/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Asmo - Is concerned about your bones. The way your scrunched up isn't good for your posture! He will drag you out of your hiding spot for a bath and spa time. - 6/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Beel - Thinks you're having a breakdown of some kind and comes to sit with you. Once you explain it to him he'll stay near you and have his snack with you or just chit chat. Always looks for spots you would fit into and actually suggests spots you might like. - 10/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

Belphie - "Hey". Didn't notice, literally doesn't care. Will lay down to take his nap regardless of what you're doing. But don't stare at him your beady little human eyes are stopping him from sleeping djdjddjwj - 7/10 times can find you when you're hiding.

~🍒

Id hide more on purpose just to see if I could scare Lucifer (obviously not but it’d be fun to try lolol)

Also laughing at Mams & Levi when they scream and watching their face turn bright red jsksjsj

100% gonna tell Satan it’s completely normal human behavior!!! (A little more common tho in humans with anxiety jsksjs)

Asmo’s right- and a spa day is always fun so he wins XD

Beel sharing his snacks would honestly make the hiding spot perfect- probably looks a little weird tho if somebody walks by cuz Beel is talking to himself (depending on how well you’re hiding hsjaha)

Not beady little human eyes jshsjshhd Belphie ya little shit-

#🍒 anon! #also the brothers turning it into an unofficial game to see whoever can find you first jdhdjdhdh #obey me! #obey me headcanon #om! hcs #om! headcanons #obmswd headcanons #obmswd hcs #obey me #om! #obmswd #ro rambles

[gabriels-wings-of-freedom]

Also just had a Daydream! Imagine you‘re walking somewhere and you notice someone following you so just randomly join Crowley and pretend to know him cause you feel unsafe and kinda smile anxiously at him and quietly say ‚please help me this man is following me‘ and like- hes taken aback cause he‘s literally just walking there? Wtf are these humans up to. But he kinda goes soft at her anxiety cause while he‘s a demon and all he thinks violence from men towards women like that is just tasteless. So he offers you his arm and walks with you and eventually grabs the guy and intimidates him with his demon presence and you‘re just like, frozen but instead of being scared you kinda smile in shock like „Well that was.. really scary. But also pretty cool.“ And he‘s internally like surprised to be called cool and just smiles a little like ‚yeah it was‘ asfgh

YASASA PROTECTIVE DEMON COMING THOUGH💖 I love this and I hope you enjoy this story! And sorry for a sucky ending XD

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A Taste of Hell

Crowley does something he was not expecting today. He decides to help a human.

The demons have driven him to leave. There's only so much infernal whining that Crowley can take before the demons make him want to abandon Hell.

"We want more torture!"

"We want Lucifer back!"

"You're too controlling!"

Blah Blah Blah. They can go to Hell.

Right now, Crowley was enjoying walking down the dimly lit streets of some backwater town. It was kind of crummy and spooky-to your average human-but to the demon, he was quite at peace. Who knows, maybe he'll find some person to make a deal with or perhaps-

"Hey there!"

A young woman he's never met before suddenly comes and grabs his arm like they were best buddies. Crowley was taken aback by this sudden gesture, and he gave her a peculiar look. The woman just clutched his arm tighter and smiled up at him, an anxious manner in her eyes.

Meanwhile, Crowley was just confused because the only thing he was doing was walking there. He wanted to avoid any situations that would involve him, but here he was. Humans were such stressful creatures, and Crowley would know firsthand. He did not want to be here.

"I'm Y/N." You whispered to him while he was continuing to stare at you weirdly, almost ready to shove you off.

"Please...help me. This man is following me, and I'm worried." You whispered, anxiousness in your tone. Crowley's expression softened a bit. His eyes flickered down the path a bit, and the demon noticed a man a ways down. Crowley narrowed his eyes a bit and seeing that your follower was neither demon nor angel, he frowned.

Being a demon, he validates the torture and abuse of others. However, Crowley sees humans doing it to each other as pitiful and tasteless, especially when it's a man going after a lady. He ain't a demon, what gives him the right? Wait until your soul goes to Hell, then you can have your fun messing with women sir.

But looking at your worried expression, especially as said man approaches, he couldn't help but smirk to himself. What's the harm of walking around with a gorgeous woman on his arm? It certainly beats Hell full of ungrateful demons.

He smiled charmingly and offered his arm to you more.

"Miss Y/N, what a pleasant surprise. Walk with Crowley now." He said, slyly introducing his name as you walked with him. As you gleefully held onto him, relief flooding through your body, Crowley oddly cherished the moment. There was something about helping a human that made him feel a bit satisfied.

But the sound of your stalker's footsteps still sounded behind you guys.

"Thank you." You whispered to him, and Crowley gave you one of his signature smiles.

"Oh happy to help...but I'm not done." He stopped you guys in your tracks and panic rose in you slightly when the steps of your follower grew louder. However, just when they seemed like he was gonna be right on you, Crowley was quick to release you and to turn around.

With a flick of his hand, the man was sent flying.

You jumped in surprise, but your stalker was even more so. The wall behind him was cracked, and he struggled to get up. Crowley slowly approached him, his voice dangerous and low.

"If you go near this woman ever again, you'll be sent to Hell," Crowley's eyes turned full red as he grabbed the man by the throat and held him against the wall, "and I'll be waiting for you there."

The man choked, struggling for air.

"Do we have a deal?" The demon asked, and the man could barely choke out a reply. But Crowley heard what he wanted to hear and roughly dropped the guy, who struggled to get to his feet and run away, looking over his shoulder now and again.

Crowley wanted to snap his fingers and disintegrate him, but decided it was much more satisfying to let him live in fear. Chuckling to himself, the demon was expecting to turn and see you gone, but you were right where he left you.

"You're still here?" Crowley asked more in confusion than anger. You blinked a couple of times, your breathing deep before you settled yourself.

"That...was wicked. Horrible and terrifying...but so cool." You said, the beginnings of a smile forming on your face. Crowley was all ready for you to scream and run but was pleasantly surprised to hear you say what you did.

But a small smile soon graced his face.

"Well...I am pretty cool...some call me the King." Crowley said, throwing a hint to his true self, even though you would have no clue who he really was. And obviously you knew he wasn't human, but he wasn't about to tell you that he was a demon unless you asked.

But you just laughed.

"I'm sure. Say...would you like to get a drink?" You asked him, smiling slightly as you spoke in a hopeful tone. Placing your hands behind your back, you awaited an answer.

"What the hell...I don't want to head home anyone." Crowley said while offering you his arm to you again. Not only that, but he was eager to know you better.

You took his arm and began to lead him to the nearest bar, feeling safer than you probably should. But Crowley had no intentions to do anything devious, not that you would even think that at this point after he helped you so.

One day you might learn his true nature, and it would be up to you to think if he's still cool or not.

#supernatural #supernatural imagine #supernatural crowley #crowley #crowley x reader #crowley imagine

[twisted-wonderland-shenanigans]

I sent an ask earlier and I am so sorry for spamming but I've been having brain worms for the Kaiju!au.

Like we sad Vargas and Kalim being all friendly but imagine little baby Cheka playing with Yuu.

Also, just imagine Cater, Vil, or Rook doing dancing from some music player that Yuu found. Which also makes me ask if they get their own little hideaway for their human buisness. (God Crowley when his hatchling leave the nest...)

And finally, when Yuu finally gets to cook, meat or fish, are the Boys gonna try to demand they have some. I just imagine Yuu giving a piece to grim and his pupils blow out from how good it is....and then words goes around and it's all over for any peaceful cooking with Yuu.

I'm actually in the process of answering that one! I just gotta figure out a few scenarios for it to make it fun~! >v< And please don't worry about spamming me with asks if you have ideas or thoughts you wanna share about my AUs! I love receiving these kind of asks! :D

Putting under a read more because I got a little carried away 😂

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Oooh my goodness, someone teach lil’ kaiju Cheka to be gentle with the tiny human! X’D To be honest, I almost didn't put him or Falena in the AU...buuuuut now that I think about it, that would be a crime against adorableness, and I will not stand for this! Ò.Ó I shall rectify this~!

In the AU, Cheka would be a little bigger than Grim would be in terms of height. Not quite twice his height, but still pretty big! Now imagine the lil’ ragamuffin sweetheart just trotting along with Yuu perched on his back, playfully marching across a log bridge with Grim trotting behind singing “Hakuna Matata” while Ruggie and Jack have to keep an eye on them (because we know Leona would be taking a nap and hiding from his nephew even in this AU). The only difference between this version of the two is that whenever Cheka pounces on his uncle in a play fight, Leona actually will react as though he got hurt to encourage the hunting instinct.

Hey, he may not be happy having his nephew bugging him, but he knows it’s important to know how to survive (and he’d never hear the end of it from his brother or his brother’s mate)!

When it comes to doing “human business”, it’s agreed that there is a need for privacy even amongst kaiju, so if the human disappears for a short time behind a rock or in a bush, it’s not going to be questioned by curious kaiju. Luckily Yuu won’t have to worry about poison oak or poison ivy! Most of the poisonous plants that can cause an itchy reaction are too high up for them to reach, so it’s mainly the kaiju who would experience the terrible itchy curse. Good thing they’ve got Crewel to mix up some natural medicine for them—good luck making most of them take it though! XD

Anyway, moving on: music! One of the best ways to soothe the soul and calm the savage beast. When Yuu manages to get near one of the other abandoned facilities and gets to explore it with Grim (who is literally the only one small enough to fit inside with them), it was actually Grim who stumbled across a music player. He thought it was some weirdly shaped snack or chew toy.

This resulted in a bit of a tug-of-war between Yuu and Grim, and now Yuu has a new (slightly chewed) music player! Let’s see how it transpired and what resulted afterwards, shall we?

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“Let’s see…junk, junk, trash…wow, did they really even leave anything worth using in this place?”

Digging around in the pile, Yuu sighed as they sat back and stared at the room. Of course, this place had been ransacked already…though by who exactly was unclear, but it seemed like things had been torn apart and whatever components or guts the tech had before was now gone. But there had to be something they could use in this place, right?

Crunch!

“Pleh!”

“Grimfang, no! Stop trying to eat the plastic you lil’ gargoyle!” Yuu scolded, sighing as Grimfang spat out a few shards that got stuck in his teeth. “Ugh…one of these days you’re going to eat something you shouldn’t, you know that? Don’t come crying to me when you get a tummy ache.”

He shook his head with a snort, giving Yuu a look that suggested he was offended by the very notion that he might get a tummy ache…or at least, that’s how Yuu interpreted it. It was odd how expressive the kaiju seemed to be, seeming almost…human-like in a way, though sometimes Yuu wondered if it was just their mind humanizing them to have company.

“Well, don’t say I didn’t warn you.” Turning back, Yuu scanned the wreckage to try and find something they could at least bring back. Even a writing utensil would do! “Okay…maybe we should try the next room and see what we can find.”

As they turned to go, they heard the familiar sound of tooth scraping against metal and sighed. What has he found this time?

“Grim, if I have to pull another pipe out of your gullet again, I’m gonna-” Yuu began before freezing, eyes growing wide at the familiar shape between Grim’s paws as he tried to gnaw on the corner: a music player. “H-hey, hey! No! Grim! Drop it!”

“Rrraowl!” he rumbled in response, his paws pulling the player into his chest fur protectively.

“Grimfang, no! That’s not a chew toy—hey! Get back here, you malevolent little gargoyle!!”

“Nyaarr!!”

“GRIIIIIM!!!!”

//Later//

The sound of static filled the den as Yuu sat in the nest, using Grimfang’s side as a pillow while they fiddled with the large and heavy music player. It had been one helluva chase around the facility, but eventually they triumphed and claimed their prize! Aside from a slight chewing on the frame, the kaiju’s fangs hadn’t really penetrated the shell and everything seemed to be in working order. To their disappointment though, they couldn’t get a radio signal no matter how many buttons they pushed or how much they turned the dial.

“Hey, MIRA? Does this island have any sort of radio signal or something?” they asked the computer around their wrist. “I can’t get anything on this player.”

“Greetings, Uhm Yuu. Answer: negative. This particular system cannot receive the signals from radio transmissions. Due to the nature of the island and its inhabitants, it is difficult to build and maintain any semblance of a tower to transmit signals across the terrain, requiring different methods to communicate with other facilities.”

“Darn it! So that means I can’t do anything with this hunk of junk?”

“Negative. As it is in proximity, I am able to access the system wirelessly and play music from the database.”

Eyes growing wide, Yuu asked, “There’s a music database…?”

“Affirmative. I have access to a wide selection of music from all manner of media pre-downloaded from the Dark Mirror Server. Dr. Willows was an avid enjoyer of music and always kept an up-to-date selection for her playlists to aid in her work. Would you like to create your own playlists?”

“Yes!”

“Mrr…?”

//End Scene//

And thus began Yuu’s task to set up their musical playlists…much to the kaiju’s confusion even when Grim tried to explain what he could translate. For the most part, they just figured it was a weird human thing…until Yuu played the first song. Was it some beautiful, soothing song, or an excitable bop that made them excited? Nope. It was neither: what was meant to be a fun introduction to a song turned into what essentially boils down to a warped death metal demonic screech and garbled static. The sound was so terrifying that Grimfang looked like a puffy ball of daggers, and Nevermore flared up his wings like some puffy shield in a panic.

That’s why it’s important to check the volume of the music before you play it first!

It was after that when Yuu noticed a difference in the kaiju when they played certain songs—namely instrumentals. For some like Pridefang, they noticed how much more relaxed he was when harp music was playing, while when it came to wind based music like flutes or chimes, Crystalflayer/Vil would croon and sing along and the more canine-like kaiju would practically fall asleep.

Then there were the silly moments with the music.

When Goldmaker/Kalim was visiting, Yuu was playing the song “Cus I’m Happy” at random…when they noticed the shiny beetle/dragon kaiju doing the tippy-tap dance like a dog on all six legs, bouncing here and there in time to the music like a kid jumping on the bed.

And then there was the time that Bruiser/Deuce and Feralfang/Epel were tugging on something that looked somewhat like a giant leather ball that had been popped (or at least, they thought it was a ball, though it could be a bit of carcass too). It didn’t seem like they were fighting over food and more like they were just…playing. It wasn’t until they had stood frozen in place for a moment that Yuu played the song “Cotton Eyed Joe”—

And they both tugged in time to the beat. (A/N: click link for doggos in reference to the song/scene!)

Aaaah, the joys of music!

Now as for the food, as good as fruit and the vegetables were, it was a little harder to find sources of protein that were safe for human consumption on the island…or at least, sources that didn’t want to eat or swallow them whole or were out of reach. Plus, they had a continuous source of fresh meat brought to them and Grimfang throughout the day with no hassle. They just needed a way to…prepare it.

When Yuu manages to light a fire in a makeshift firepit (guided by MIRA’s survival database), Nevermore was certainly surprised to find that his hatchling had finally accepted the meat offering and confused at what they were doing with it near the fire. It’s incredibly rare for any kaiju to actually “cook” their meat, and whatever constitutes as cooked meat would be little more than chewy charcoal, so if it turns out that’s what the little human likes then so long as they eat their fruits and veggies, he’ll allow it.

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“Aaaaand…done!” Yuu uttered, tugging one of the sticks bearing individual chunks out of the ground. They could feel the juices from the meat that had dripped down the makeshift skewer, forcing them to take care as they adjusted it in their grip to avoid the hot parts before they took a tentative bite.

Just like the fruit, the meat was tender and full of flavor as the juices dripped down their chin with each bite. It wasn’t perfect, but it was so good to have a cooked meal again that Yuu didn’t care. They’d even been lucky to find a wall of salt when they’d gone exploring with Grimfang, so at least the meat had a little extra flavor to it! MIRA had mentioned before that the island had many herbs and spices that could be used for cooking. If they could get a hold of some of these, then their meals would be so much more fulfilling!

Curious sniffing caught their attention as they turned to see Grimfang, cerulean eyes staring at the chunks still cooking on the sticks around the fire. He’d long since finished his portion, so there was no way that he should still be hungry…right?

“Mrrlh?” he grumbled, carefully pawing at the dirt near one of the sticks but not actually touching it before giving Yuu a look.

“No, this is mine. You had yours already,” Yuu told him, turning their attention back to their food.

“Prrrrrr…”

‘…oh no…’ Slowly they turned their attention back to Grimfang…and immediately they found themselves struck by the biggest, brightest pair of kitten eyes they’d ever seen, the kaiju’s forelegs curling up to his chest as he rolled over onto his side to reveal his soft, fluffy tummy. ‘…darn it, why did I have to watch those kitten videos around him!?’

His paws began to open and close, mimicking the kneading motion that the kittens in the video had done earlier.

“…augh! Fine! But just this once, got it?” Yuu said, heaving a sigh as they took another stick out of the ground and—after playing hot-potato with the cooked flesh—tossed it into Grimfang’s waiting jaws with a snap. He was purring in triumph, giving Yuu a smug looking grin…

Before he froze, pupils growing so wide that they nearly engulfed the blue of his eyes. His whole body began to shiver, jaw slack as drool began to drip from his maw. Then—rearing back on his hind legs—his paws pressed against his cheeks as he swayed almost in pure bliss, a series of trills and chirps coming from him.

“Huh. Well, uh…glad you like my cooking, Gri—hey! Hey, hey, hey, hey! NO! Grim! You had yours, the rest are mine! Stoooop! Nevermore!!”

//The next day//

“Okay, here’s what’s going to happen: I’m going to cook some of this meat using the ingredients we just picked from the forest, and while the big hunk cooks on the spit, we’ll snack on the smaller pieces. This side is yours, and this side is mine. Got it so far?”

“Mrp!”

“Good. Don’t even think about stealing my share, or I’m never cooking anything again. Got it?”

“Myah!”

Shniff-shniff…

“Huh…? Wha-!? Scrapper, no! This is mine! I-wait, I-! What are you all even doing here!? Guys!”

//The next day//

“……did you guys know that Scrapper, Shellshock, Ashsong, and Heartbinder could even cook, or is this new?” Yuu asked, watching as Ashsong’s tentacles moved the herbs and spices across the cooking meat, Heartbinder’s claws and teeth ripping chunks off and handing them to the clover-marked Shellshock as he put them on skewers. Ashsong’s wings would occasionally flap, causing the flames to flare up with new life. Scrapper used his jaws to turn the makeshift spit that one of the kaiju had carved to turn the meat in a slow circle.

“Nyawr.”

“Thaaaat’s what I thought…more please!”

//

As it turns out, once the kaiju learn the secret to amazing food, it becomes one of the few things that keeps them from bickering and fighting and even have them cooperate together just to get a taste. It was a strange sight to see, and even MIRA commented that this was highly unusual behavior that hadn’t been recorded by scientists before. This raised far more questions than answers. Sure, the kaiju were dangerous, but they were intelligent.

Too intelligent…

#twisted wonderland #twst #twisted wonderland kaiju au #twst kaiju au #twisted wonderland kaiju au worldbuilding #twst kaiju au worldbuilding #oh how I love playing with this AU~!

[glass-expanse]

Since there is "men asking women how to find dates" discourse on my dash, I wanted to add my two cents as totally chad proof I'm destined to be an anonymous guy's relationship advice expert XD It's very general advice but in my life experience (which is admittedly limited to 19 years, one failed engagement, and playing middle man when a couple of my best friends broke up) it seems to hold true. But that is mostly because a lot of what I have to say here is basic biblical doctrine about who a good husband and just generally a good ambassador for Christ is, both of which I have studied.

Okay guys listen up. This is how it works.

Just don't. Don't meet women to date. Don't do it. It's a trap.

Make friends with women though. (Not ones in relationships of course.) That's okay. And as your friendships develop, you'll find which ones align most closely with you.

Developing strong friendships with many different people is an important part of being in the body of Christ. A strong friendship will yield a stronger relationship. But just viewing a girl as a potential girlfriend isn't treating her with the respect she as a child of God made in His image deserves.

Be a good brother in Christ to them. Don't let your mind carry your fantasies away. Stay grounded and treat the women you know like actual people. Work in the church alongside your friends-- do different things with your groups of people. This will reveal the character of your friends and you will discover which girl is worth pursuing. And if she says no, that's no. Leave it at that. Work to heal the friendship and return your focus to being a godly friend.

Things girls like: good listeners, kind and respectful men, good decision makers, men filled with humility and compassion, men who are responsible stewards of the money and time God has given them, and men who radiate the peace, hope, and love of God. Those traits will make you a good Christlike husband one day. More than that, these are traits that make you a good Christian. As a man seeking God, you should be seeking these traits.

Things that certainly don't hurt: keep yourself well groomed, avoid being a stupid show off, don't wear navy blue and black together, learn to cook and clean. XD

Things to avoid: starting a relationship when you are immature, unstable, just lonely, or consumed with lust. Deal with those issues first. You should never objectify anyone. Don't play with the feelings of a girl. Don't lead her on. If you start a relationship and it's not going right, you need to pray over it, then DISCUSS the issues in detail using scripture to explain your thinking. If you need to end it, don't be vague, be precise so that she can grow from the experience.

And always have an older, more mature, godly Christian man to help mentor you. So if you need to know more than this, that's one place your mentor can help you a lot. He can also help counsel you through sin issues, point you towards Christ, and generally help you when you're struggling or need wise counsel.

Beyond what's here, a girl can't help you much. This is all general advice. If you need help wooing a specific gal, this is only gonna get you so far. Individual girls have individual preferences. If you need advice tailored to your situation, that's another place your mentor can help a lot.

So go forth and grow in Christ. God has already decided your lot and He knows your story. You just have to not worry about what's coming and instead apply yourself to growing in godliness and growing into your Christian communities.

[bloom-ribbon22]

so I asked some of y'all to give me fanfic requests and one of them being is an AU where the D-bros has a sister which was requested by DStroykin1

and now I (prolly) never made an oc that was related to canon characters before so I'm sorry if this feels cheesy XD I haven't started the story yet but here's a lil info about her!

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Meet D-Smantle

Likes: solitude, battling, stargazing, silence

dislikes: not being left alone, noise, "unfair fights"

Description:

D-Smantle is the youngest sibling of D-Structs and D-Stroy and just like what you would expect from a D family member, she is grumpy, arrogant, pretty smart and *cough*ahugebitch*cough*

however, what makes her different is that she doesn't really have an interest in taking over a crater and the only time she attacks other trux is if she feels threatened or just finds them annoying, if they just minded their own business she would just ignore them and mind hers as well

she's not that close to her siblings and this is because how toxic their relationship is to eachother, it got so bad that stressed her out, not wanting to deal with their messed up sibling relationship anymore, she left them and start a new life somewhere else

another thing about her is that she wants to be left alone and have peace and quiet without anyone being up on her gears but she does love a good fight though, despite it "ruining her alone time" she can't help but find it fun(if it's "fair" in her words)

Now for her relationships

D-Structs & D-Stroy:

again, she doesn't have a good relationship with them so she finds them very annoying and was deemed as the "much more weaker one of the group"

she and D-Structs don't interact that often and most of their interactions are just arguments or awkward casual conversations(at least sometimes) so she sees him as "a pain in my ass but he's tolerable I guess.."

for D-Stroy, she finds him much more annoying than D-Structs since D-Stroy is often the one that taunts her, she did hear what happened about D-Structs leaving D-Stroy behind

and well she has mixed feelings...on one hand(or should I say, claw?) she was somewhat glad that she doesn't have to worry about D-Stroy coming back(sike, the mf is still alive) but on the other hand, despite D-Stroy always making fun of the two and mocking them for being "weak", he was also the only one that took care of them ever since they were little(ever since D-Stroy's debut, I can't help but just imagine that everytime the two get in trouble, he was always the one helping them out, but it's not free of course)

Skrap-itt:

she doesn't interact much with Skrap-itt as well and if anything she finds him annoying but unlike D-Structs, she won't fling him to the stratosphere to shut him up, if anything she would just tell him to be quiet, she does listen to his ramblings sometimes whenever she gets bored

Ty & the gang:

I feel that if she ever meets them, she would find them annoying as well and also grow a hatred towards Ty, I just imagine that the two were fighting but of course Ty's friends always has his back which PISSES her off!

she wants a fair fight, this WASN'T fair, if she had trux by her side as well she wouldn't have a problem but she doesn't cause she has issues with trusting trux and now Ty "won" because his friends helped him

"You think you've won just because your friends helped you beating me up?!" is something she would yell out to him

anyways that's all for now! I'm still gonna make that story, I just don't know where to start yet, and you can give me questions or suggestions like headcanon voices, other things that she may like, etc. (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

#dinotrux #Dinotrux au

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Witcher Season 3 (AKA The "Final" Season 🤣😂)

Alright y'all, back at it again with my 3rd Witcher tv show "review" or whatever. S1 | S2

Disclosure: I already told y'all that I've made peace with this being the Yennefer Show, and that I'll keep watching when Liam Hensworth plays Geralt in S4, because this show ain't been about Geralt or witchers anyway--it's about the mages, obviously. Like, I don't blame Cavill for leaving, cuz if I had to play second fiddle to Yenn when I'M the titular MC, but I don't have ANY scenes, ZERO speaking lines, and NOTHING to do in my own show, then yeah I'd quit too! So I'm not gonna complain about what I WISH this show was--it will NEVER be the books or the games (definitely not Game of Thrones). Missed opportunity.

All that being said, unpopular opinion, but IMO Season 3 kinda slapped? The 2nd "volume"/part was the best BY FAR, but I genuinely liked the vast majority of the episodes. I give S3 a 9.5/10, because I actually have very few complaints about this season overall, I'm shocked. (EDIT: I have DEEProoted suspicions about a lot of naysayers/hatewatchers who say the show's "unwatchable," just because it's got a multicultural cast/"agenda"--sounds like racism to me.)

THE GOOD

The MAIN PLOT actually went somewhere!!!! A wild Vilgefortz appears! ^0^ He beat the DOG SNOT outta Geralt, YIKES! XD

One of my biggest gripes about S1 was that the show didn't focus nearly enough on THE BIG BAD, Vilgefortz. Cahir got SO MUCH screentime doing literally NOTHING for 2 whole seasons, meanwhile the rest of Geralt's Hanse was NOWHERE to be seen, and Vilgefortz was just sitting in the cut looking pretty, like wtf?

And Season 2 was barely any better!

But yeah, S3 FINALLY gave us Vilgefortz's dastardly behavior I'd been waiting for. He effed everybody up at Thanned, as I expected--that's my special evil boy! <3 (Now that Ciri jacked half his face up I'm very sad--that man is absolutely splendid to look at. A moment of silence for the eye candy, it will be missed. U_U)

THANNED. ^0^ Hoooooooly god this was great, even better than Sodden in S1. Episode 6 is the best episode in S3--such a great battle; people were dying left and right. And MAMA TISS!!!!! She went OFF! O_O

It was so sad, but ofc this was all gonna happen--they had Tissaia allllll the way up Vilgefortz's butt, so OF COURSE she was going to be crushed when he INEVITABLY betrayed her. (I don't blame you though, girl, cuz he's SO DANG PRETTY! I'd be crushed, too!) But at least Mama Tissaia got that body count up during the battle--SLAY! The way Filavandrel was just.... 🤯

Speaking of the elves, Francesca and Fringilla were put on the backburner (after dang near dominating S2); but I like the way their arcs ended, even though I felt bad for them. Very good scenes; the mages & their arcs are the very best parts of the show, as usual.

LODGE OF SORCERESSES RISE! ^0^ Dijikstra & Philippa. 😍

These freaks--I LOVE them, your honor! 😅 I was so hyped to see Geralt break Djikstra's leg, but Philippa had me ROLLING when she was like "well, it's a good thing you like pain"--I DIED! XD These kinky mofos! They're hands down one of the best parts of the whole show--I LOVE how sinister Philippa is (her bird feathers are such a great touch--whoever was in charge of her costumes & HAIR 👌), and what a simp Dijkstra is for her. It makes me so sad to know how things go for them in the video game--I sided with Dijikstra to kill Radovid, and was so hurt when he went after Thaler & Roche. But....yeah, I did pick the option to break his other leg, so....oops? XD

So yes, I'm excited to see where this show goes with Philippa and Vilgefortz; how their schemes line up (or not) with Emhyr and the Fake Ciri; and how that effects the REAL Ciri and how she eventually ends up under Avallach (I hope we get to see him on the show!).

Speaking of Ciri, we FIIIIINALLY got to see some domestic Geralt, Yenn & Ciri--even if they are on the run from assassins; and Geralt's iced Yenn out cuz she tried to sacrifice Ciri to Voleth Mier back in S2. A lot of the fandom HATED that they made S2 Yenn betray them, but I think S3 did an alright job of not retconning her, per se, but patching things up. Cuz it's NOT a good look to have your (REAL) main character (LOL) hated by the fandom for betraying her own "daughter." So was the domesticity hamfisted? YES. But was it necessary? GOD yes, otherwise what's the point of showing The Last Wish? They're supposed to be a FAMILY, so for god's sake start giving them scenes to actually SHOW us that--stfu about "destiny"!

Probably another unpopular opinion, but I liked Episode 7 with the unicorn. These are the kinds of adventures Ciri NEEDED in S1, running around some stupid empty forests doing NOTHING is different from learning how to survive on her own in a strange wilderness, encountering strange creatures, and tapping into the good AND bad sides of her magic.

And oooooh my god, the GOAT has returned.

A lot of...hrm...interesting conversations were had as Ciri was hallucinating in the desert, with love of my life Grandmama Calanthe, as well as Pavetta & Falka. It's a shame that Ciri didn't get this kind of development MUCH earlier in the series. Too little too late? We'll have to see where Ciri's plot goes with the Rats in S4 to find out if her new whole Chaos/Fire magic arc is worth it.

AT LONG EFFING LAST, we're getting some HANSE ACTION!!!

I've been SO EFFING SICK of Cahir. I'm glad Ciri finally got closure with him from SEASON ONE, and that he's FINALLY in the Hanse now--took y'all long enough, ffs! And Milva's interesting so far, so I'm glad to see her around, giving Geralt & Dandelion grief. So in S4 all we need now is Angie, and YA BOI!!! ^0^

THE BAD

I wish Mistle and the Rats were better established--the whole Wyvern thing wasn't done very well or made much sense, and Mistle & Ciri should've had WAY more scenes. I wasn't feeling any chemistry between them, which is annoying, since Ciri's a lesbian in my TW3 game--is the show gonna go with hetero Ciri instead? Or is her love of Mistle gonna be what pulls Ciri out of the Fire/Chaos dark arc they're teasing for S4? 👀

What's annoying is that we already had a Dark!Ciri arc in S2 though, and EVERYONE hated it. We see Yenn reconcile betraying Ciri, but where's Ciri reconciliation for slaughtering all those witchers at Kaer Morhen? 😡 First she's possessed by Voleth Mier, now she's possessed by Falka? This show's great at focusing on Yenn & the mages, but leaves Ciri in the same ditch over & over--it's irritating.

Ep5 was a LAME way to end the first half/"volume," I hated that episode. The whole ball just bored me, with the dancing and singing--I get it--"all is not *clap clap* as it seems," stfu already. I didn't care. It was OBVIOUS Stregebor was being framed; WTF was that mop on Istredd's head; WHY was Triss the only one with a braincell who cared that students were going missing when apparently the school's SO strict; why don't these mages start TELEPORTING for once, and stop running around SLOW AF; how the HECK did y'all let HUMAN Dijkstra jump a WHOLE SCHOOL OF MAGES--this is an utter embarrassment. Usually the mages are the only thing this show gets RIGHT, so to see them all faceplant like this was just baffling & frustrating.

And again with the monoliths--how do y'all NOT KNOW these things are here!? Same with the one hidden in Kaer Morhen, like REALLY? NO ONE's medallion is going off? Omg. Istredd! You STUDY these things! Start TEACHING these drunk AF mages a thing or two--this is why Vilgefortz and Dijikstra wiped the floor with y'all on your own turf! 🤦

THE UGLY

The pacing was SLOW AF. Episodes 3-5 particularly dragged.

Everything with Cahir I wish was in S2 instead. That elf was GORGEOUS and I hated to see him go, but what was the point of all that again? I almost expected him & Cahir to start banging! (My perv brain; I need help, y'all. U_U)

Speaking of!

ALLLLLLL this mess about Dandelion & Radovid.

What "ripple effects"? XD It was UNNECESSARY. We all know Radovid's a disgusting genocidal racist psychopath and Dandelion's a womanizing old man--I'm not interested in seeing Radovid going through all this effort to seduce Dandelion, just to DOUBLE CROSS him to get to Ciri, like wtF? TBH, I feel like we were queerbaited, yeah I said it. 😤

And it's SO unfair how we have alllll these sex scenes with naked women's vajayjays & boobs all over the place--even Philippa got in on the action, hey hey hey! ;) --but we never get to see man-on-man action!? Wow, they kissed, SO WHAT!? Men never get full frontal nudity and it ticks me off, cuz naked women are just all over TV, meanwhile the dudes don't show SQUAT, and it's happened AGAIN.

Anyways, those are my only real complaints; otherwise I liked S3, it was much better than S2 IMO. Just don't expect too much--turn your brain off, and accept that this show doesn't gaf about Geralt (or even Ciri really) whatsoever. I'm here for Yennefer, Vilgefortz, and to see the Lodge of Sorceresses make themselves an absolute menace under Philippa so that Radovid literally flips his wig (that horrible weave MUST go in S4) and effs everything up for mages & non-humans.

#the witcher #the witcher 3 #nonsims #mini rant #video games

[assortedvillainvault]

So I CANNOT BELIEVE I didn't know you had this blog until recently; *clearly* I have been out of the loop. But it's okay, because now I get to read and enjoy the hell out of all your headcanons!

I am already getting such a kick out of your Hades, he's fantastic. :)

I was... *cough*... wondering if you might have any reader x Tarn headcanons? (No rush!)

DCCCCCC you're gonna make me blush dammit XD It's ok, I feel awkward bringing this blog up (despite the fact I never touch my main anymore, oops-)

Sorry it's taken a while to get to this - :) I can absolutely do some Tarn~

Giant homicidal murder robot is GO:

Tarn x Reader Headcannons:

As a human, you're of little consequence initially.

Tarn is...not dealing well, to put it lightly, with Megatron's change of tune. Perhaps he thought Megatron's opinion of organics had done a 180, just like the rest of his beliefs, and yoinked you from earth to use as bargaining bait for...something.

You're not sure if even he knows what, anymore.

The rest of the DJD give you a wide berth when not treating you like a bug caught in an upturned glass. You're pretty glad for that, but prefer Kaon's crackling fingertips to the pure venom pouring off Nickel any day of the week.

Tarn himself is reticient, preffering not to engage with you at all except to monologue to drunkenly when the 'woe is me/the cause/the faction/the species' gets a bit too maudlin for the rest of his team to handle.

He probably didn't expect you to respond, much less ask questions.

Look you're trapped in space with giant robots who have no concept of time in the decades instead of millions of years - you're BORED and need to take your mind off legitimately everything.

The last thing you expect is a copy of Towards Peace in English for you.

The last thing he expects is for you to not only have read it, but read it again with bookmarks and annotations for further context, queries and sections that seem completely wack even for a civil war that lasted for 4 million years.

You debate late into the recharge hours, your fresh persepctive cross-referencing a belief already shaken by the about turn of the author. Somewhere as you do this refreshments appear. Then blankets. Then music.

By the time the conversation has moved onto cultural differences and concepts of appearance it's almost a goddamn sleepover.

You get to sit on his shoulder after that.

Tarn hums regularly when deep in thought and honestly? You like the sound of the tunes he sings. The bass vibrates through your bones almost pleasantly.

Eventually you realise that sometimes the rest of the DJD will shudder, flinch or groan as he hums. He doesn't seem to do it deliberately, and a throat clearing from Vos or Kaon will jolt him out of it.

You don't leave the ship. Especially not on missions.

The only time a target was taken down near the ship, you couldn't move for the screaming.

It would be madness to ask to hear his talent properly. Lunacy. Insanity. You've definitely been cooped up too long...

...but humans don't have sparks to break and you're so curious it burns.

The sonata to treats you to is comperable to a supernova in your skull. When you ask to hear it again from your puddled position on the floor, he laughs.

You're not going back to Earth any time soon.

#thalassa responds #so sorry for the wait DC #hope you like this! #Not my finest work I don't think but for a first time writing Tarn it's not too bad. #Local murderbot gets lonely and mopes more at 11 #transformers #maccadam #tarn #djd #mtmte tarn #mtmte

[redxblueihateloveyou]

dmbj newbie here with a bronze gate question. so as i understand it, the only place the bronze gate episode takes place on film/in an adaptation is the ultimate note harper's bazaar issue bts (this is me being funny)—but does the ten years get mentioned in any of the adaptations? you have it sometimes in your gif sets is why i ask, but it's usually on b&w frames so i guess that's just reboot wu xie thinking about it? reboot would be after the 10 years, and there's the wu xie war widow movie right before? i'm just trying to understand for fic writing purposes, but as you know the adaptation timelines are so bonkers ahaha. anyway thank you and your tumblr is AMAZING—

Oh yeah I've seen some in fics confusing 10 years separation with his first time going behind the broze gates (aka heavenly palace one, after which ultimate note is set up). These are not the same. First time he left, in book 4 it did left Wu Xie shook and scared but at that time it was just the beginning of their relationship and Xiaoge didn't leave for long, he just went to see what was there and soon returned. But it has nothing to do with major tragedy in book 8, where Xaoge is already fully admitted to himself that he doesn't want to ever leave his Wu Xie but has no other choice, and their 10 years long separation.

Tbh adaptations timelines are all accurate (its just the actors age who play Wu Xie I think confuse ppl when it comes to Sand Sea, Reboot and now Tibetan Sea Flower, bc Zhu Yilong looks younger even tho it's set after the other two). But its all accurate. Heavenly palace is the first time Xiaoge goes behind the gates, by that time his feelings for Wu Xie hasn't established yet (bc as NPSS said it is hard for him due his past to feel that way and it took a long time for Wu Xie to break through even tho he surprised him from the very beginning) so when he leaves, he doesn't quite understand yet why he wanted to look at Wu Xie before he left. He comes back pretty soon after and thats where UN starts aka the time their feelings for each other develop, Wu Xie after the first bronze gates first time feels scared that he might not see him ever again so after that it changes their dynamics a lot and Xiaoge starts to realise that Wu Xie is his home but is still confused about such foreign feeling bc he never ever wanted to stay, which finally in book 8 leads to him finally admitting it and the "it's just you" infamous confession. He realizes that doesn't want to leave Wu Xie anymore, but sadly and cruelly its also the time they're forced to separate not at his own will. He then finds out the whole thing about Wu Xie being the next one who has to go behind the gates and takes him place instead.

So thats the book that goes after UN, there's no adaptation for this one yet, but I think everyone waits for this one the most xD. Then will be "Tibetan Sea Flower" (the one that's gonna be released soon), its set 5 years after Xiaoge leaving. This one is gonna be very angsty bc in this time period he's just very uncontrollably angry and quite chaotic. He has a hard time dealing with all the pain so first years out of these 10 are the most intense. After that goes the "Sand Sea" series (thats only half of it), it's the last of these 10 years, aka my least fav part, bc at that time he's colder, his soul seems dead and he's mostly just depressed and tired af and its all well.. depressing.

Then goes "10 years later" and all the extras. Also the most anticipating part we all want to see, but still don't have the adaptation. Aka them reuniting and Wu Xie saying "fuck ya all", taking Xiaoge to the village and iron triangle enjoying peace and quiet.

And then goes Reunion the Sound of the Providence, which is first 2 books of the Reboot series.

As for mentioning, I'm not sure what do you mean its not mentioned? In "Sand Sea" series it's mentioned all throughout the series. When grandma shows Wu Xie's 10 years calendar and at the end when Pangzi tells Wu Xie that Xiaoge might not recognize him and that they'll reunite soon specifically, but I mean.. the whole series is about that xD I don't get what you mean…? The piece of bronze gate at the end to terrorize him also counts as a direct mention I think.

As for Reboot, also there were scenes like this one, where Pangzi tells Wu Xie not to panic and that "if Xiaoge could survive behind the gates for 10 years he's gonna be okay" and Wu Xie almost starts crying and his sickness worsens bc he couldn't breathe:

So here's the exact scene voicing it, too.

But in general just for the record, in the books after they reunite, they literally fucking NOT ONCE FUCKING TALKED ABOUT IT! And that's fucking pissing everyone off. Like I understand why, bc I recently came to a conclusion that they both know everything already (Wu Xie figured everything out during these 10 years and Xiaoge knows what he was doing from Hei Xiazi I'm sure). So all that is mentioned is that Wu Xie hid his scars bc he didn't want Xiaoge to see them first time he sees him again. We also know that Wu Xie is mad about Xiaoge taking his place and that Xiaoge is mad bc he did it to keep Wu Xie happy and innocent and instead everything went the opposite way. But they both never mention it to each other bc there's no point really, I guess. I think they both know that being mad about the fact that they both did same thing is pointless. And they won't apologize too, bc they don't feel sorry for what they did. Its like saying "you had no right to blah blah" when you did the same thing xD. So no one speaks about the "thing", only very subtly bc its a very sensitive matter. It was pretty clear that they wanted to forget and just be with each other as much as possible right now. Like when Xiao Hua was like "I get why you want to shelter yourself alone with him here in the village after that and just be near each other".

But then again in Reboot 10 years PTSD shines all throughout the SOP part heavily. Bc with Wu Xie getting sick thing.. its just all that pain resurface and war flashbacks just linger heavily in the air in the first two books. Bc its the first time since that that they have to separate again unwillingly and Wu Xie just doesn't handle it well even with the fact that he knows that its "not like that" and that he promised to return to him as soon as possible. And Xiaoge has troubles with controlling his anger there, bc he has his own PTSD aka "wanted to protect my treasure so he'd live a long carefree life" and now that he's back he found out that not only it's not carefree but it also might end. So after too short of a period of happiness the trauma comes back and there are lots of parts like "the thought of him leaving again made my heart sink" (in the book he was crying next to the window in the village when he found out that Xiaoge has to leave, in the series he cried in bed). So when it comes to Reboot it might not be directly mentioned, but its always there. And all of these emotions were in my opinion transferred very well by both sides in the series. Like it was the hard part to play in my opinion bc it was the first time they had to deal with their ptsds after short happy times and it all came back like a tsunami, but they both were very stoic about and the only way you could get how Wu Xie felt is by reading his thoughts directly, not bc he showed anything. So they had to somehow transfer it to the screen, which is real hard considering that in that part they're both emotionally constipated and Wu Xie also learned how to hide his pain.

So in this aspect adaptations are all accurate.

P.S. Not really that related to the question, but to me the most upsetting thing about this is that the only thing that can help them at the moment with this is not currently possible.

Bc if you think about it... talking about these cursed times won't help really, bc there's not much to talk about it. I mean what are they gonna say "sorry not sorry"? lolz. And it's like not the usual chinese bl stuff where one has no idea what other did, so someone has to tell them. Here they both know what they did and for whom, they also both by now know about their own feelings and aren't in any denial. The only problem is that they both think that they're trash compared to each other, bc they both see one another as their whole world without whom they can't live.

So the only thing that can help them rn is getting together. I would really want Wangxian like thing with Xiaoge kissing Wu Xie's scars bc hell he needs it so much, I cry. You know what I mean. Thats in my opinion is the only way they can soothe the pain and cure their ptsd little by little. By loving each other, thats all. But with the list of all the problems right now its just.. idk how to deal with this honestly.

P.P.S. Zhu Yilong always talks about these 10 years in all of his interviews lmao. And in one as an obsessed books fan he also agreed that its better not bring this up, bc Wu Xie almost got mad during those xD

P.P.P.S. Thanks for loving my blog and hopefully that helped somehow, bc I remember being hella confused back in the days xD

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[all-yn-oween]

I saw you reblogged the OC ask game so… I have a few questions :] Don't feel pressured to find an answer for all of them, though! (Also, I'm curious about Barbara and Gilles, so I have some asks for them too 👀)

🥊 - Barbara and Kazimir ✂️ - Gustave and Gilles ✨ - Kazimir (because I'm wondering if you chose his name because of its meaning 👀) 🍎 - Gustave 🙌 - Gustave 🍕 - Jim 🎹 - Jim 💼 - Barbara 🌺 - Gilles 🎯 - Gilles 🍀 - Gilles

Thank you for asking all of that my friend 🫶!!! This is a fun exercise to do XD !!! Im gonna try to find as much answers as I can 👀

🥊- What do [Kazimir and Barbara] love to do? What do they hate?

Aha! I would see Barbara as a dancer, and she is pretty good at it too. Always the first one on the dance floor. What she would hate… I don’t picture her as being a movie fan. She would not like seating for a lot of time. Unless it’s a Mamma Mia movie.

And Kazimir… okay, don’t ask me why —because I couldn’t answer, but I feel like he would be the type to love hanging out with DOGS. Big dogs especially. (He would see videos of people walking and playing with their dogs and get fascinated and smile with sparkles in his eyes, even though he would deny it in front of Death itself.) And what does the man hate to do? Well, a lot of things. He hates iceskating. He is very bad at it— which is probably why he would hate it.

✂️- What is [Gilles’ and Gustave’s] worst memories?

For Gilles, it would be the moment he learnt about his mother’s death, with a letter, while he was away. He hated that he couldn’t do a thing to save her when she needed him.

For Gustave, I’d say when he was a child. He was still living with his parents, and he used to paint a lot at that time. When things became heated for his family after the Revolution and they left their house, Gustave claimed he didn’t want to leave — and moreover not without his paintings. His parents took them all and burned them the night they left.

✨- What is the meaning of the name of [Kazimir]?

Lsnslsndk, yup I did! :> It means “destroyer of the peace”, I thought it suited him well, considering the fact that I created him because I had the idea of one of Ivan’s men fighting with Jim…

🍎- What is [Gustave’s] relationship with his parents?

Oof- bad, very bad… They disagreed on a lot of things, and his parents never supported his decision to come back to Paris, and enroll in the army.

🙌- Does [Gustave] have any siblings?

Nope, he is an only child!! He was very close with his cousins as a kid though, but most of them left France after the 1789 Revolution. He never saw them again afterwards.

🍕- What is [Jim’s] favorite food?

Crêpes. Yes. I mean, that is if we’re considering his life in the modern times. If we get back to the 1920’s, he haven’t gotten the chance to taste them yet, so i dont know really XD…

🎹- What is [Jim’s] hobby?

The man’s would be very curious about music, learn how to play songs on various instruments. And his go-to activity when he can? Origamis. Very calming, if you ask him. Do not let him near papers, or you won’t find them ever again. Or you will, but transformed into a folded pigeon maybe.

💼- What does [Barbara] do for a living?

She would probably work in a restaurant, as a waitress. Just a job to get a good wage, but being an optimistic person, she manages to enjoy it.

🌺- Does [Gilles] have any love interest ?

Ahhh!! No he doesn’t at least not for now !!! 👀

🎯- What does [Gilles] do best?

Solving conflicts, he knows how to stay calm and focused in tensed situations. Quite the diplomat and he hates arguments— so he learnt to work around it.

🍀- What originally inspired [Gilles]?

Ahaha… Well, I was looking through my Pinterest feed. It was the moment where I started to read things about the Empire and how its army was composed, … . So Pinterest heard me, and showed a few paintings of soldiers wearing a braid… yes. That’s how it started 😂…

#ask game #it was very fun to do and think about all of this :> #ocs #hope i managed to answer well!! 😂😂

[angel-lopes2000]

Theory: ''Badlands'' might be a forgotten past from Margaret White.

(Warning: this theory was only made for fun, please don't take this shit seriously XD)

Hello to everyone, as the title says, I would like to tell you a theory that I've thought after reminding to a conversation I used to have a friend during Filmow website few months ago and one of our themes is about one of the possible reasons that made Margaret White, Carrie's mother to turn into a very religious woman and her whole rage and violent reacts towards sex and a lot of things that she considers dirty and impure in her eyes. According to my friend, one of these reasons could be because in her youth times, she used to do a lot of unhealthy things as drinking, smoking and having sex before marriage and her shaming from the own past, she've drought herself on religion too much, but so seriously until she couldn't realize which is really sinful and which isn't anymore.

And taking this piece of information, I had watched another Sissy's movie named ''Badlands'' (and honestly, didn't see that movie so special as they said. I think it's very overrated.) and by the times I watched it, I got some evidences that could proof this theory and here we're gonna start now:

Well, first of all, we're gonna resume quickly about how does ''Badlands'' narrative works:

The story happens to late 50s. We have two main characters: Holly Sargis and Kit Carruthers. Holly's a 15yo girl that lives into a small and dead-end town from South Dakota, she lives with her dad and a dog because her mom died years ago by pneumonia and one time, she was rolling around the baton until she met Kit, a 25yo greaser and garbageman that was collecting trash when she fell in love for him have a charm and James Dean's mannerisms. Since she took the eyes from that guy, she didn't want to live into ''a boring and bland'' anymore, now she want to live an adventure. A emotional romance in side of that cool guy.

But her dad was against this relationship and made Holly to avoid him. Kit tried to convince, but nothing worked - So, in a furious feeling, he murdered her dad, burned her whole house and then, took her, driving very far away. At first, Holly thought it was like a dream came true, however this dream turned into nightmare and after many stolen lives, Holly was tired and didn't see her once boyfriend in the same light anymore and in the end, both got arrested but Kit's been sentenced to execution, while Holly was exonerated (Even when she didn't deserve ¬¬)

And this was ''Badlands'', now I'll gonna tell you guys my own theory that has connection towards this movie and 76' Carrie.

After having a chance to get a new beginning, Holly changed her name to ''Margaret'' and moved to Chamberlain, where she've converted from religion. However, even living a new life, she've never left her previous traumas and her older shadow as "Serial Killer's girlfriend'' and holding a heaviest guilty and fear from Hell and Eternal Punishment, she worked so hard to purify herself but after to living inside an unhealthy relation to religion, she became fanatic and unable to difference between which is sinful and which isn't.

So, one day, now at early 60's, she met a man named Ralph White, that followed the same radical thoughts and got married, living a ''peaceful" life. In the first days of married woman, Margaret and Ralph laid together, however because from both thinking as they sinned, they prayed as promise to never do again. But in one night, while Margaret was doing domestic stuff, Ralph arrived after job, smelling as whisky (According to Margaret's words on last part from the movie) and then, both did again but this time, she got pregnant and in this pregnancy, came Carrie White. After more complications during the marriage, Ralph met another woman and ran with her, leaving his ex-wife and daughter by themselves. And this where we have Carrie's story and all the abuse she've suffered by her religious mother.

Evidences that follow these connections between the movies:

Same actress: Holly and Carrie were played by the same actress, Sissy Spacek. And as a game towards this fact, I've thought as if you has Sissy as Piper's daughter, so there could have the own Sissy playing Piper's character but as younger version;

Appearence: Red hair and quieter personality to both characters (Holly and Carrie) but to different perspectives. (After looking to both characters, I thought that how long the girl had growing up, more Margaret would notice as how similar Carrie looked like her on youth times and disgusted and raged by her past-self, she thought that punishing Carrie was like punishing her own past as Holly - that girl that because a dangerous passion, killed her dad and most people that nothing had a deal to their issues);

Some Holly's quotes: Still on the first part from ''Badlands'', when Holly was still in love for Kit, she commented a quote about never being noticed by anyone before Kit and that she would rather to ''spend a week to someone that loved her than years of loneliness'' (And when we think about Carrie as character and her relation to school, this quote could remind her a bit);

Margaret's rage and disgust towards anything related to sexuality: If we remember on ''Badlands'', there's a subliminal scene that indicates as Holly and Kit ''laid together'' and after this scene and then, the time that Margaret got pregnant, we consider as Margaret/Holly being so traumatized and ruined mentally that she think all boys would exactly like Kit or Ralph: Or being a serial killer and take Carrie away from her or get Carrie pregnant and leave her to another girl; (Which it can also explain her agressive act after Carrie told her about being invited by Tommy for prom.).

And with all these consequences, Carrie grew up into a depressed and sadder girl that never knew how was having a normal life and fitting on society without taking everything for religion, also someone that never knew how was the feeling to being loved and cared by someone. Her life was definited by violence and cruelty, even when she didn't deserve it.

(And here we finish this theory, sorry if it was too short - I know it wasn't that much but informations enough. Once again, this was made more for fun, don't take it as real serious stuff ^^')

#carrie white #carrie 1976 #stephen king #fan theory #theory #badlands

[tinytinybumblebee]

Hello! I'm back again with baby Bill!! (i'm sorry if it's annoying you with how many hcs I have 😭😭) And it's more stuff with regressor Bill and Joel! :D

So, one day tiny Joel and Bill are both playing happily together (with Frank and Tess supervision :>), babbling on about different cars and whatnot. But Bill's starting to get sleepy... (i swear tiny Bill would be such a sleepy baby boy, like he would only be awake for 1 - 2 hours before he's ready for a nap, when Joel can stay awake for like 4 or so hours) and he's just slowly rolling his cars, trying to understand what nonsense Joel is talking about, and his eyes fluttering a bit.

Frank notices this and goes over to the two and to just lightly tell Bill that its naptime, and honestly, Bill loves naptime, it's just so peaceful for him and he gets to curl up next to Frankie so- :]

Joel on the other hand, just gives a big ol whine and shakes his head, wrapping his arms around tiny Bill and being like 'no no!! no naptime! billy don' need it! my billy!! >:(((' while Bill is just drifting off and has his head leaned on Joel's XDD

Frank reassures tiny Joel that his lil guy needs a nap, 'cuz his much smaller than Joel and lil guys like Bill are constantly tired from playing so much! Joel just shakes his head again and tightly holds onto his lil brother, annnnd Bill is just trying to keep himself awake, and starts to drool a bit from how tired he is XDD

Frank sighs a bit, just patting Joel's head and looking over to Tess for help XDDD And ofc Tess just comes over and just tells her lil Jo-Jo that Bill is gonna need all that rest, or he's gonna get all cranky and sad!! And Joel doesn't like that his lil bro might get sad if he's up for too long... so he agrees that Bill has a nap... as long as he gets to stay with Joel XDDD

Both carers agree, not wanting Joel to start a tantrum by him not being close to his lil brother XDD So, Frank just grabs a big quilt blanket (that him and big Bill made a while back :>), and places it over the two tiny boys, and puts a binky in Bill's mouth so he can actually rest. And he does!! And now he's all cuddled up to Joel, who's quietly playing with his cars, cuz he doesn't want to wake up Bill and get him all fussy.

'He's really latched on to Jo, huh?' Tess says, chuckling a bit at the little guys. Frank gives a sigh, nodding a bit, but he smiles, relieved that Bill wasn't too fussy with not being able to sleep in bed.

'I guess so, it's like they just connected somehow...' Frank (probably) says, kinda amazed that Bill would be so up to having Joel as his friend (when we all know Joel and Bill both being big, they would both just pretend to hate each other and stuff XDD) but then again, it is tiny Bill so...

'Well, little's find other somehow little's, so.' Tess shrugs, ruffling Joel's hair a bit. And Frank just nods along, watching his lil man just sleeping peacefully beside Joel :D

(And that's how Joel became Bill's big brother XDD also Bill's nickname for Joel would be like 'Jo-Jo' or 'Jo' and Joel's would be 'Billy' or 'Bubba' :>)

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Joel not wanting Bill to leave is ADORABLE- he wants his lil brother to staaaay!! He's the only one who understands toy cars like him All while Bill is basically nodding off the entire time xD

Thankfully Joel understands fairly well when it comes to not wanting his sib to be sad/fussy without sleep! He doesn't like seeing Billy upset, so as long as he gets to stay close to him while Bill sleeps, Joel's a happy camper!

Oh my gosh- a biiig quilt Frank and Bill had worked on one winter to keep themselves busy! It's probably a nice yellow with blue patches/trimming- perfectly cozy for naptime and play time ;w;

It's definitely a bit of a surprise to Frank how close the two tiny ones have gotten (he was ready for Bill to cling to him anytime tiny Joel was there!) But when Tess mentions how tiny ones always seem to sorta magnetize towards one another/find eachother, it sorta makes sense♡

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