#he rlly said oh no that sucks... for them :)

[fernlessbastard]

ok so as a tntduoer i aggressively defend ctntduo to haters that rhey absolutely could have a healthy relationship and i dont need to explain y to U ofc but i also acknowledge that they were bad for each other in canon and it would take a lot of time for things to work

basically imo i see that quackity would be the "vampire" in the duo for sucking the relationship dry initially. quackity had the worst most bloodsucking relationship with schlatt and then felt like karlnap didn't care and think and remember abt him enough.

with his rivalry with wilbur he'd absolutely lash out at any chemistry and infatuation they have initially, bc he'd want any new attempt at a relationship (especially with wilbur) to have the other person prove themselves worthy by being willing to sacrifice everything for cq like quackity had in his past relationships (see: cquackity proposing wilbur becomes his vice president, a mirror to his relationship with schlatt) he'd repeat patterns by schlatt repeatedly convincing himself that it's a defense bc wilbur was a man of power like schlatt too- who rlly did spit at the mere suggestion of being a vice president- i know it's canon that he's a mimicry of all those who have harmed him n the server in the past but god is the reflection with his relationship with wilbur neat.

oh there's definitely lots of parallels between tnt duo and Q's past relationship

both these bitches need constant reassurance ngl they're very mentally ill - Q would definitely push Wilbur to see if he actually cares about him (not just his ass/hj), but also Wilbur definitely would "act out" and be insufferable as a desperate, silent cry for reassurance that he is in fact loved and he isn't too much

idk i think there's a case to be made for either of them initially being a "vampire" in the relationship, so I'd say it's probably mutual, fluctuating depending on the day or hour

THAT BEING SAID they have a type of relationship where they definitely would stick together despite all that - they're like, literally obsessed with each other, and they're the closest to a safe space for one another - and i do think they'd just almost accidentally end up developing a pretty healthy (if you ignore codependency lmao) relationship over time purely cause they just cling to each other and actually care

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[exopelagic]

honk shoo.

#but yeah sleepy. #i have so much to do these next few days I’m gonna die #meanwhile I just wanna see my friends #the good thing is that some of the busy things involve seeing my friends but goddamn why are almost all of them hard #also YES I’m going to be dumb and gay again bc a) why shouldn’t I b) nobody can stop me #I’m being dumb and gay again. #now seen The Guy twice since I’ve been back and he’s very cool #still feel like I’m being insane god idk what I’m doing #I hope he comes tomorrow bc he can’t make the meeting which means he won’t be on committee which sucks bc he did want to #OH but I did mean to tell him there was one role he could go for and have a good shot at that I think he’d be good for #only problem is if he doesn’t come tomorrow I can’t tell him in time bc I don’t have any way to message him other than email #(which feels slightly creepy bc I only know it bc secretary and he’s never explicitly said his surname so it’s just inferred from the list) #idk. the thing that gets me is we are very much friends now. like early stages of friends but we keep talking at hockey #and importantly he keeps coming To Me which keeps surprising me bc he does it more than any of my other friends #but I guess I’m also coming to him kinda a lot too. self awareness falls when around cute boy you get how it is #god it’s so unfair why is he like this #I finished getting my skates off before he did yesterday which gave me a very good opportunity to Look while he was talking #and have it not be weird and he’s just very pretty. he’s got a rlly nice nose #i always feel insane pointing out noses it’s the Draw speaking bc I use noses as a focal point and they’re fun to draw #tbh it’s unlikely I will say someone does Not have a nice nose but idk let me have this. it would be fun to draw is maybe what I mean #and I hadn’t noticed before bc the like bridge? and uhh like. base? idk nose words but they don’t match #the bridge is super long and on the thin side w a bump like mine but the like bottom is much rounder and wider and I don’t see that mix much #he also just has rlly nice hair it’s super curly and he’s in that like weird light brown purgatory where it’s all different colours #like it’s mostly light brown but some bits look rlly dark and some especially at the ends is like almost blonde and it changes w the light #god he also keeps doing this dumb fucking thing where he’s trying to skate while squatting all the way and it’s ridiculous #he looks like a spider folding in on itself and the worst part is he can fucking do it #he’s gotten so good at skating recently and I have a feeling he lives somewhere with an ice rink bc I’m sure he’s better than he was novembr #yeah I also got to just stand and watch him play yesterday and it’s so incredibly horribly unfair #anyway I’m too fucking gay and I will not let him escape me again tomorrow I Will get his instagram or smth bc I swear this man #luke.txt

[recklesssturniolo]

can you do one with bestfriend matt and chris or nick wants to play hide and seek, and we end up being in the same spot as matt and he does ✨something to us✨ and we have to stay quiet while chris and nick search for us pleaseee

Hide and Seek - M.S

As per request! Dom!Matt (ish), also had a request to write from Matt/Chris POV so this is from Matt’s POV

A/N: I rlly hope y’all like this cause I do even tho it’s a tad short

NSFW below, leave if you’re a minor

After Nick begging for almost an hour, Y/N, Chris and I gave in and agreed to play hide and seek. All immediately deciding for the first round that since Nick wanted to play so badly, he would seek us all out.

“Okay I’m starting to count go hide!” Nick yells out.

The three of us dispersed around the house trying to find a spot. I situated myself in a tiny storage closet, shutting the door and backing myself up as far against the wall as I could. Nick yells out that he’s done counting and within seconds I hear quick footsteps and the door being opened. Hoping I still couldn’t be seen I stayed silent.

“Matt! Move the fuck over I can’t find another spot and I’m out of time” Y/N whispered, shoving her way into the tiny room and shutting the door.

“Fuck sakes there is literally no room in here for two people” I whisper back.

“Stop talking I’ll make it work” She says back and hushes me.

I didn’t respond and tried to shift myself over but felt Y/N sit herself on my lap, we’ve been best friends for years so this isn’t really that out of the ordinary. I put my hands around her waist and on her thighs instead of them being shoved at my side. I notice goosebumps form on her legs, and her shift slightly. I smirked slightly to myself, did my touch actually affect her that much? That easily?

I’d be lying to myself if I said I never thought of doing anything sexual with Y/N. She was my best friend sure but that doesn’t mean she isn’t hot as fuck. I silently thanked Nick for even wanting to play hide and seek or I never would’ve been in this position. Deciding to take a huge risk, I move my one hand higher on her thigh, and slightly up her skirt, stopping and rubbing small circles on it with my thumb. I notice her breath hitch in her throat.

“You okay?” I ask.

“Uh yeah” She replies.

I then move my hand to the top hem of her panties, pulling them before letting them snap back. A moan escapes her lips, followed by “shit”, signalling to me she didn’t mean for it to come out.

“What? Are you getting worked up?” I ask.

“Matt” She whispers.

“Yeah?” I say.

“You can’t just tease me the entire time, touch me” She replies.

Moving my hand on top of her pussy, still covered by her panties, I whisper “so wet already”.

“Please” She whimpers.

Pulling her panties to the side I begin rubbing circles over her clit, while still exploring and playing with the rest of her pussy.

“Fuck Matt that feels so good” She whines out.

“Yeah? You want my fingers inside of you?” I ask.

“Yes -“ She begins but is cut off from Chris. Making me freeze my actions as well.

“Fuck seriously no way you found me first” He pouts.

“Sucks to suck, now help me find Y/N and Matt. Fuckers are hiding really well” Nick laughs back.

“Are you gonna keep quiet for me?” I whisper to her, Nick and Chris yelling reminding me of the fact they’re actively looking for us both.

She doesn’t speak but nods her head rapidly instead. I slowly push one finger into her, almost groaning myself at how tight she was. I add in a second and pick up my pace.

“Oh my god fuck” Y/N moans. I bring my other hand up and cover her mouth. Fuck I loved her making those sounds but no way I was letting Nick or Chris find us and ruin this.

“If you want to come you’ve gotta stay quiet, wouldn’t want them finding us like this now would we?” I question, but not stopping my actions.

“N-no I’ll be quiet, please I’m close” She whispers back.

Still pumping my fingers in and out of her, I rotate my hand and use my thumb to do circles on her clit. She threw her head back in response to this, and I could feel her quietly moan on my hand due to the vibrations from it. Both of us freeze - me only for a second, knowing she was close but freezing slightly due to hearing Chris and Nick’s voices become louder. Their footsteps becoming worryingly close before retreating away.

“Come on pretty girl, come on my fingers for me” I whisper, genuinely wanting her to come undone for me but also not wanting my brothers to catch us.

She whimpers back in response before spreading her legs open further. Her thighs slightly shaking as I bring my hand back over her mouth in order to silence her moans.

“Mmph fuck fuck Matt I’m coming” She grumbles out against my hand.

Once I knew she her high had finished, I pumped my fingers in and out a couple of times before pulling them out.

“Matt holy fuck that was amazing” She mumbles.

“Look at the mess you’ve made eh?” I say. Referring to her juices being all over my fingers.

“Oh shit, I - sorry you can - “ I don’t let her finish her sentence and instead take her fingers into my mouth, licking them clean. I notice her jaw slightly drop when I do so.

“That was so hot what the fuck” She whispers.

“Couldn’t resist tasting you” I shrug.

“Wait shh shh I think they’re coming to check here” I whisper, “don’t worry we aren’t finished yet”

Moments later the door whips open, Nick and Chris immediately cheering upon spotting us both.

“God why did I check this stupid room earlier? How did you both even manage to fit in it together it’s so small” Nick says, unable to not quirk his eyebrow at the sight of Y/N on my lap.

“Think it’s pretty obvious, she just sat on my lap bro” I laugh back, trying to get rid of any suspicions they could’ve been having, doubting that’d work due to Y/N cheeks still being flushed.

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[kana-de]

★ summary: scaramouche x fem!reader. you tittyfuck scara. simple.

☆ cw: nsfw. tittyfucking. facial. degradation mixed with praise. use of 'whore', 'slut', 'good girl', 'pretty thing'. 1332 words. tl: @v3lv3tf0x

☾ a/n: um. this is rlly spontaneous and it's p much rushed so yep. also this was supposed to be a drabble but it's not now. enjoy.

scaramouche chuckled softly, his fingers tracing the outline of your shoulder through your shirt, making you shiver in anticipation at each stroke. "you're making this so hard for me..."

"but i guess we both need a little reward after such a tense week, don't we?" his eyes sparkled mischievously as he freed you out of your shirt to reveal a glimpse of the lacy bra beneath. "maybe i should start by playing with these?"

he couldn't help but smirk at how you blushed instantly, his fingers brushing against the soft fabric of your bra as he played with the lacy edges. he leaned in close to your ear, his breath tickling your skin as he whispered, "you know i love seeing you like this, all flustered and eager for my touch."

scaramouche's hand moved from your shoulder to your waist, pulling you towards him as he slipped one arm around your shoulders, keeping you close while he used his other hand to cup your breast through the thin material of your bra. he gave it a gentle squeeze, feeling your nipple harden underneath. "maybe i'll show you how much i appreciate these... bet you'd like that, slut."

with that, he leaned in and captured your lips in a passionate kiss, his tongue dancing against yours as his other hand moved from your hands to the clasp of your bra, undoing it eagerly and releasing your breasts from the lace, cupping one of them and kneading the puffy flesh in his palm. "fuck, i love this... love your tits.."

at the sensations, you couldn't help but whimper, face flushed and a hand over your red cheeks. his soft hands working with your boobs had you shivering - you never knew he liked them so much.

"such a shy little thing..." he chuckled, his fingers lightly caressing your breasts, making you shiver again. "i like it. you're so beautiful right now, all flushed and exposed for me."

as he continued to tease you with his fingertips, hearing you letting out small gasps of pleasure from the touch, he pulled you closer against him, wrapping one arm around your waist while the other still played with your sensitive nipples. his lips brushed softly against your ear as he whispered:

"get on your knees. we'll try something new today." scaramouche said, head moving away from you to give you room. it wasn't just you sucking him off in his mind - oh, he had something much nicer prepared in his mind, so you thought you'd better brace yourself for it.

watching as you - to his annoyance - stop straddling his lap and get on your knees for him, eyes all pretty and face flushed looking up at him, scaramouche couldn't help the small, dark chuckle that escaped him.

he was too excited for what was about to come, and he was going to enjoy every moment of it.

"there you go. such a good girl." he praised, taking you by your shoulders and guiding your exposed chest closer to - when did he even have the time? - his dick, that was already yearning for an ounce of attention - that's for how long he'd been teasing you this evening. having you in between his knees never looked so right, he noticed in his mind. it's as if you belonged there.

"let me just-" he mumbled, positioning your breasts right next to his cock. he could feel the warmth of them radiating against him, making him shiver with anticipation.

his hand made its way to your hair, caressing the soft locks and brushing the strands away from your face. "i think you know what you have to do from on here, right, pretty thing?" scaramouche grinned, looking down at you.

and how could you not know what he wanted?

as you shifted in your place embarrassingly, you cupped your boobs with your hands and brought the flesh to envelop his length, palms pressing against the sides of your breasts to fully get his dick surrounded by them. as soon as he felt your warm skin against him, he couldn't help but moan softly.

"slowly... take it easy..." his voice was hoarse already, slowly losing control over the situation "just move up and down a little bit, like that. feel how my dick slides between your soft tits, ah- j-just for you..."

at the words, you started moving your chest up and down, along with your hands keeping your boobs pressed against each sides of his cock. up, down, up, down. biting your lower lip at the sight, you felt your own panties getting wetter and wetter, and you didn't even have the opportunity to touch yourself. what a pity.

"fuck..." scaramouche muttered breathily, eyes closing in pleasure as he felt your warm hands guiding his dick into place, your tits encasing him while you moved up and down, teasing him with every single stroke.

as the sensation grew stronger, he reached out to run his fingers through your hair, gently pulling it back.

"i want you to look at me while you do this. i want to see how much you enjoy this." his voice was strained now, a clear sign of his growing excitement. "look at me, pretty thing..."

and oh, scaramouche swears he got even harder - there was nowhere harder - when those eyes of yours looked up at him. you looked so focused, diligently stroking his member with your boobs, small beads of sweat forming on your skin as your chest moved in a pace to satisfy him, cheeks flushed red.

"yes, just like that..." he whispered hoarsely, letting out a shaky breath, his eyes locked onto yours as he saw your breasts gliding up and down along his dick. the sight of you fucking him with them was driving him mad with desire.

his hips bucked up to meet your movements, moaning softly as the sensation grew stronger, every stroke sending a jolt of pleasure through him. his fingers clutched onto your hair a bit more tightly, warning you of his approaching orgasm. he knew you didn't need any words.

scaramouche spoke up, voice stern now, as a command, but still pretty strained. "open your mouth. stick out your tongue. do it." he watched as you obediently opened your mouth, hesitating for a moment before sticking out your tongue. he groaned - this was driving him insane; you were driving him insane. this pretty expression of yours never failed to make him cum faster than ever.

"good fucking slut, there you go..." he praised, watching as you opened your little ministrations. his movements grew more urgent now, his hips thrusting up to meet each stroke of your breasts against him. "g-gonna cum all over your pretty face and tits." he warned you breathily one last time.

the moment finally came when he couldn't hold back any longer, his dick twitching as a wave of pleasure washed over him, his cum shooting out in thick ropes onto your chin, lips and into your open mouth along with some landing onto your boobs and cleavage.

as he came, his voice broke into gasps and moans, his grip on your hair tightening slightly as an involuntary response to the intense sensation coursing through him. he felt himself slip deeper into bliss. you were still moving your breasts up and down, milking every drop out of him.

he watched you get covered in his cum with a satisfied smile, still holding your head close to him as he caught his breath. he could also hear your soft panting, and you licked the drops of cum from your lips slowly, savoring the taste.

"you're such a dirty little whore, aren't you?" scaramouche's tone was playful now, but there was also a hint of dominance. "but that's what i love about you." finally releasing your hair, he gently wiped away some of the cum from your face with his thumb, before leaning forward for a kiss.

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[rosedom]

Wanna make ftm Ayato squirt till I’m sure he’s rlly hydro 😔✊

"an unnamed player has invited KAMISATO AYATO to play . . . like waves against the shore (against me)

✦ㅤㅤ 【 CW 】 dom!gn!reader, implied ftm!reader, sub!bottom!ftm!ayato, talks of HRT/testosterone, cunnilingus, squirting, brief mention of future aftercare .

A/N : ayato's def the guy that testosterone made wetter post-HRT than pre- !!

"do you want to watch, [PLAYER]? press KEEP READING to spectate the match."

He's hot on your tongue, a heady, musky taste that covers your taste buds in a thick layer of what is undoubtedly Ayato.

(At first, he was embarrassed.

"I'm not quite... normal, down there," he'd said, once. He'd been curled up right into you, laying his head above the steady thrum of your heartbeat, thump thump thump.

You'd laughed, then, leaning down to kiss that curly tuft of his bangs. "Neither am I."

He had been misunderstood. He shook his head under you, saying, "Not that way," —meaning, not in the I'm a transgender male without bottom surgery way, but in the— "I meant in the lubrication way."

You'd almost spoken up, almost made another misunderstanding by saying something silly like, I know, I don't get wet either; but, thankfully, he'd bulldozed right on yet hid further into your chest.

"I get really, er—wet." The Kamisato Ayato, hesitant and stuttering.

You had found earlier on that this isn't quite the one-off event: not the, anymore, but your Kamisato Ayato; he can be shy, with you—only with you.)

Now, though? 

He's still undoubtedly embarrassed, sure; but he's malleable in a way he wasn't a year ago, letting you hold his thighs open without protest. The only real hesitation he's got is in smothering you in warm, pasty thighs.

(He always says, "I don't wanna hurt you." Sometimes he tacks on a darling, maybe a beloved. More often, my husband.

And every time, you say, all sweet-like and contradictingly devilish, "You won't.

"Now crush me, sweetheart.")

"I told you before, 'Yato," you murmur, kissing at the bite you left on his inner thigh maybe minutes, perhaps hours, before. "Crush me."

He whines, shakes his head at you. "But—"

"Unless that 'but' is this sweet ass of yours—" you pause, lift him up by his hips to get leverage, lift him up enough to lean down and lick a stripe ass to taint to soaking wet cunt, "—I don't wanna hear it."

He whines, again, a garbled mess of your name that's already so wrecked, only so soon into the night. He's gone to wrapping his thighs around you, though, sinking into the bed sheets as you stick to his cunt and not his ass.

You lick and lick and lick, suckle and suck at him: the taste dribbles down your chin, and you try and catch it before it can fall to the bedsheets and seep in, make a mess of it.

(You'd much rather save the big mess for later, after all.)

"Oh—" His hips jump 'til you grab him, right where you did earlier except only tighter, tighter, keeping him right where you want him: hips pressed to the bed, cunt pressed to your mouth, your lips, tongue.

"Oh?" you repeat, leaning back enough to lick your lips and meet those periwinkle-pretty eyes, "'Oh,' what, Ayato, my dear?"

(Another interesting thing about your dear Kamisato Ayato: he is a glowerer.

Pouted, kiss-bitten lips, shimmering in his saliva and your own, the remnants of the biting kisses that you always, always smooth over with gentle movements of your tongue: the same movements, in fact, that you lave over his cunt like, broad yet soft strokes that make his legs shiver, make them begin to close around you.)

"Don't—don't play ignorant, please." He's divine, begging like this.

Smiling all soft-like and dopey, grinning up at his face and greedily taking in the flush that crawls from his chest, his neck, up to his rouged cheeks, you murmur, acquiesce, "I got you, darlin'," then you're dipping right back down to suckle the head of his cock and he's gone, throwing his head back and moaning loud, unabashed.

Tears are trickling down his face, you're sure, but you've been forced to shut your eyes, to focus entirely on the task at hand: slurping messily over his wettened cock, his dripping cunt. The sounds he makes are far away; his thighs are blotting out most noise, leaving you to hear only the heady thump thump thump of your blood coursing hot n' heavy through your arteries, your veins.

Like this, it's overwhelming. Ayato is erratically twitching even as he stays pushed to the bed, clawing at the sheets and you and everywhere he can reach.

Far-away lil' ah, ah, ah's reach your ears, and you smile and press your grin into his sloppy cunt as you keep right on making him feel good. He's still hot on your tongue, but more-so now, thick n' heady and drip-dripping down your throat.

"C'mon, sweetheart," you try to garble out, and whether or not Ayato hears you is irrelevant; what he does feel, however, is the vibrations of your voice against where he is most sensitive.

He also feels—weird. Weird in that oddly familiar way, that way he knows you can taste just from where you are. He's growing more wet, obscenely-so, his essence leaking out far too watery to be just his pre-, and he knows he's over.

He's a goner, just like that, and through his thighs, you hear: "'m gonna—I'm gonna—!!"

And then he's coming.

He's fucking coming, and he can't stop coming, and then there's a new, fainter taste of him in your mouth. It splatters against your face, your chin and cheeks, and it's thin as the hydro he wields dripping from your face.

"There you go," you murmur, petting his still-twitching legs, licking the corners of your lips as the taste lingers. "Felt good, hm? Good boy, letting yourself go like that."

He only pitifully mewls, shaking his head meakly and tugging you in for a lazy kiss, licking himself off of you. Kissing now, he is saying to you: kissing now, bath later.

So, in the end, yeah. You suppose that the wet mess of his cunt finally did meets the bed sheet.

(This will be awkward to explain to the housekeepers.)

i am sorry this took like, a month . . . i wrote this, and i decided it fit well enough with this cute inbox, so !! yeah c;

24 MAR. 2024, @rosedom, rosey .

#ㅤ✦【 ASKS 】 #writing this while i had cheri cheri lady stuck in my head was a fever dream . . . #anyway !! #sub genshin #genshin smut #genshin x reader #dom reader #sub ayato #ayato smut #ayato x reader #trans ftm #trans smut #reader is implied to be tmasc !! #but i guess this counts as: #gn reader

[bryngmemoney]

✁FASHION FLIRT✃

Megumi Fushiguro x Reader

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🪡Chapter Twenty-six: Ignored

“Uno.”

“Oh you suck Y/n,” Nobara said, reaching to pick up a card from the pile in front of you. You just smile, officially winning the game when you place down your last card.

“Shouldn’t you two be working?” Maki said as she put a safety pin through Yuta’s shirt. Yuta jumped when he felt a prick at his side, “Ow.” Maki looked at him apologetically, “Sorry, didn’t mean to.”

“I’m basically finished, just waiting for Gojo to check over them. He saw Yuki’s already and I finished the the guys’ today.”

“And Nobara finished as well? Because we planned to come here to work on the clothes.” Maki questioned.

“Yeah they’re all good, everyone’s set,” Nobara looked down shuffling the cards together for another round. “You’re positive?” you asked as you watched her flip the cards together. “It’s just a few details, i’ll finish it next class, i’m exhausted from this week.”

“Well good for you guys then,” Maki turned back to Yuta trying figure out what needed adjustments to make the shirt fit him right. “Do you need some help Maki?”

“No it’s fine Y/n. I just don’t know why I can’t get Yuta’s shirt to fit him the way I want it too, it’s annoying having to continue to rip the seems apart and everything.”

“Don’t worry Maki, i’m sure you’ll get it right!” Yuta encouraged, trying to not seem off put by the threat of more safety pins poking him.

You and Nobara gave encouragement to her, then returned to your game, only for your attention to turn back to Maki a few minutes later when the sound of a metal clink echoed through the room.

“Shit!”

“What happened?” Nobara asked, leaning slightly around your head as you turned around to look at Maki who was currently sitting in front of a sewing machine. Yuta turned to you guys with a worried look “Ugh, I think this thing is broken, and it ruined the shirt.” Maki, clearly frustrated just stared at the piece of clothing in front of her. “I don’t have anymore of the same fabric either.”

You, Nobara and Yuta all exchanged a glance, trying to silently figure out a way to help.

“I could go and run to the store and get more fabric,” Yuta offered. “And I can go with you! I went with Maki to the store that one time. I know which ones you used, but we can take the receipt just to be sure,” you added on.

“I can stay here and help with whatever you need,” Nobara walked over to where Maki was sitting, willing to just be moral support or do whatever was needed.

“That.. that would be great actually, thanks.”

Finally getting into the car after packing all of Maki’s fabric from the list she had sent you, you sighed leaning against the seat. It shouldn’t have taken more than hour to drive, get the fabrics, then drive back and meet them at the room. However you and Yuta had the unfortunate luck of having to deal with a clueless employee. As patient as you two were being, how could they say they didn’t sell what you were looking for in the store, that you were at the wrong place when the name at the top of the receipt was the location you were currently at?

“That was exhausting,” Yuta mumbled, starting up the car ready to take you two back. “Poor Maki, she really wanted to get everything done, but I don’t think she’ll finish today,” you said while unlocking your phone, only to be met with a few messages from Megumi, the last one specifically catching your eye.

“Shit.”

Author’s Note: r.i.p. maki

was originally gonna make y/n and nobara play b.s. but then i realized that doesn’t rlly work with two ppl

quick question tho guys, would u want two chapters tomorrow ill probably have them ready

but anyways hope you guys enjoyed!

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[banggyu0308]

hi i love ur writing :) could you do smthn where soobin catches the reader staring at his fingers while he was writing and gets rlly cocky about it T-T

OHHH HE WOULD HAHA-

What Are You Looking At~? // Choi Soobin

dom!soobin x sub!fem!reader

Summary: you can’t help but look at Soobin’s hands whenever he’s doing something with them. Especially when he’s sitting at the table, lips pursed cutely in concentration, focusing on writing a new song. You didn’t expect him to catch you staring, though

genre: smut

Warnings: quirofilia , begging , fingering , Soobin calls the reader ‘baby’ , cunnilingus , squirting , finger sucking , not proofread 

word count: 1.2k

His fingers wrapped around the pen, lips pursed out, sitting at the dinner table, Soobin is one of the cutest sights you’ve ever seen. He scribbles something down, occasionally scratching it out, his brows furrowed, and the thoughts running through your head should be innocent ones.

Key word: should.

They aren’t, actually. His fingers of the hand not holding the pen tap against the tabletop, the other hand practically suffocating the pen.

And all you can think about is his fingers shoved in your cunt, the smirk on his face as he makes you a mess.

You’re so far gone in your fantasy that you don’t come to until he snaps in front of your face, smiling at you with a teasing look in his eyes.

“Whatcha looking at?” Soobin grins, pen lying on the table now, no longer important.

You blush, looking away when he takes your hand in his, tracing circles on your palm. “Oh… nothing, I just spaced out…”

He smirks lightly, raising his eyebrows. “You actually seemed pretty intently focused… on me. So, what are you looking at~?”

You bite your lip in embarrassment, your heart speeding up slightly, pounding in your ears. “You just said it, didn’t you? I was looking at you.”

“At my hands. What were you thinking, baby?” Soobin’s perfect, heart shaped lips that turn up in the corners are pulled into a smirk, his hand moving to cup your face, thumb tracing your lips.

Fuck. You’re absolutely caught. Usually you can get away with looking for just a bit, and he doesn’t notice, but somehow today is different. “Nothing, I told you…”

“You don’t have to be embarrassed, if you tell me I can help you,” he coos, his face close to yours, breath tickling your cheek.

You inhale sharply when his lips brush yours, feather light, teasing almost. “Was thinking about your hands…” you whisper, eyes wide.

He chuckles slightly, eyes locked on you. “I know that baby, tell me what you were thinking~”

Your breathing grows heavier. “Want them to touch me, Soobin.”

“Yeah? Where?”

Your hands take his and draw them across your hips, moving so his fingers grip your waist. “You know…”

“Tell me, baby..~” he smirks, lips touching your neck, pressing light kisses, before nipping your skin, making you quiver with pleasure.

“Want you down here,” you whisper, gesturing to your thighs, which are currently pressed tight together, your aching core begging to be touched.

“Where?”

“Please, Soobin, no more, no more, need you…” you plea, brows furrowed in the slight pleasure that rocking against your chair awards you.

“Tell me where you need me, and I’ll touch you,” Soobin smirks, pulling you so you’re in his lap on the couch, your wetness placed just above his growing erection.

Your hips grind down onto him, cause you’re such a needy little girl, fucking yourself against him, cause all you want is for him to touch you with those fingers of his.

His head leans back, lips parted as he lets you, his hardness pressed firm against your thigh. A small moan of pleasure leaves him and he ruts back against you slightly, then pauses, lips moving to your neck. He licks a line from your collarbone to your jaw, messing with the hem of your shirt.

“Tell me, baby..~” he hums against your skin.

“Need you to touch my pussy, please please please!” You cry out when he bucks his hips perfectly against your clit.

“Yeah? Need me to touch your pretty little cunt?” He smirks, repeating his action, your breathing growing laborious against his neck.

You nod quickly, shuddering with the ecstasy running through your veins. “Please Soobin…”

His fingers trail down your torso, slipping beneath your waistband, then gently caress your clit through the soaked fabric. A shaky moan is coaxed from your mouth when he touches you, shivers down your back. 

“You’re so wet for me, baby..” Soobin’s lips travel to your chest, and he removes your clothes quickly, the fire under your skin untamable.

You can’t even respond, your back arched against him, leaning into his touch. You don’t protest when he moves you from his lap, but you do inhale sharply when he props you up perfectly on the couch so that he’s between your legs.

His fingers grip your thighs as he kisses from your belly button down to your heat, and you’re practically a trembling mess already.

A tentative lick to your clit makes you gasp again, your breath shuddering out into the hand you’ve placed over your mouth.

Your eyes flutter shut as small tingles head from your core to your spine. You practically whine when Soobin’s hands leave your body, but your eyes fly open the moment his fingertip taps your entrance. There’s no way you’re gonna keep your eyes shut for this.

Soobin smiles cockily up at you from between your legs, then, without warning, sinks one slender digit into you.

Your eyes train on his fingers, the two pumping in and out of you, curling to reach the most perfect spot inside you, and it practically makes you cum on the spot.

The fact that you had been fantasizing about this not ten minutes ago makes your head spin.

Only a few moments later, Soobin has three fingers in you, his thumb toying with your clit, the contact only intensifying the sensations running over your burning hot skin. When his eyes lock on yours again, the look in his eyes causes tantalizing pleasure to spread through your entire body. 

Your voice choked, you manage to get out, “Soobin, gon’ cum, don’t stop, please!”

He hums against your thigh, which is now littered with marks from his teeth. “Yeah? Pretty baby is gonna cum?”

You jerk your head in a nod, hips rocking into his fingers. A little whimper of a response leaves your lips.

“Should I let my baby cum?”

You nod again.

Soobin tsks. “Baby’s been awfully quiet… do you think she deserves to cum?”

You try to respond, but all you can do is stutter, little whines from your throat.

“What was that? Baby has to tell me if she thinks she should cum.” He smirks, fully aware of the fact that as long as his fingers are buried inside you, you are completely and utterly incapable of replying.

You bite your lip, open your mouth one last time to try and speak. Your voice is breathy and slightly incoherent. “Please, Soobin, let me cum, please, ‘ve been good, please!”

You trail off into a little yelp of pleasure at the end of your sentence because Soobin’s fingers press perfectly against your g-spot, and it’s all you can do to keep from cumming all over his fingers.

“N/N has been good… alright baby, go ahead and cum,” he decides, fingering you hard and fast while he speaks.

Your moans turn into high pitched whimpers, your orgasm building in intensity before racking your entire body.

Your eyes screw shut as you cum, and a noise of approval and surprise coming from Soobin makes you open them again.

His shirt is soaked, and when he pulls his fingers out of your dripping cunt, he places them to your lips. You eagerly open your mouth, sucking on his fingers covered with your arousal.

Little mewls leave you with his fingers in your mouth, and when he finally removes them, he moves to kiss you.

“How cute… baby squirted all over my fingers.

“You wanna try that again on my cock?”

#ada answers 💌 #ada's req: soobin <3 #txt hard hours #txt smut #txt hard thoughts #txt x reader #soobin smut #soobin hard hours #soobin x reader #hand kink #soobin hard thoughts

[george-weasleys-girl]

smut request/ idea:

fred weasley with a really bratty, playful and smiley reader and then he's like being rlly cute with her but in a hot way idk? like she's teasing him and running around and stuff and he's playing along but then he's like okay enough and it gets kinda rough and then she goes all quiet and thennnn HE teases her? and then he's rlly caring after stuff

I hope you get the idea idekkkk? lmao

Naughty

I've not written anything quite like this before. I hope it's at least, ok-ish. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.

Warnings: smut, teasing, oral(male receiving), intercourse, orgasm control

18+only

Fred Weasley x fem!reader

~•~

"Oh dear, I'm such a clutz," Y/N giggled and bent over to pick up the dish soap she'd "accidentally" knocked onto the floor. Fred smirked, his eyes locked on her deliciously adorable ass sticking up in air.

She'd been teasing him ever since he got home from work. Skipping around the house in that flouncy, lavender mini dress that she knew drove him crazy, and acting like a fucking burlesque dancer, giving him a little peek and then taking it away. She turned and gave him a big, innocent grin and then bounced past him, pointedly staying just out of arms reach. Fred chuckled at her antics. He could've easily leaned forward and grabbed her. But he was enjoying the show. And he was curious to see how far she'd push him.

"Come 'ere, baby," Fred patted his lap. "Cuddle with me for a minute."

"But I need to finish the dishes," she whined.

"Just use your wand, love."

"No," she stomped her foot. "You know how I love doing the dishes the muggle way."

Fred arched an eyebrow but said nothing. He knew as well as she did, how much she hated doing the dishes without magic.

"Baby girl, come here."

"I'm almost done. Just two more minutes," she flashed him a mischievous grin. "You can wait that long, can't you?"

The corners of Fred's mouth quirked up. "I'm counting." He looked down at his watch.

Less than two minutes later, Y/N pulled the plug from the sink and dried her hands. She turned and meandered toward him, swinging her hips in a way that sent a wave of desire down his spine. He smiled up at her, patting his lap again. But at the last second, she jumped out of his reach again with a giggle and ran down the hall.

That's it.

Fred chased after her, catching up in only a few steps, wrapping his arm around her wrist and pulling her into the bedroom, pushing her onto the bed. His eyes blazed down at her, and Y/N gulped hard. "When I tell you to do something," he growled, jerking her legs open and shoving her panties to the side before slamming three fingers deep into her wet cunt. "You fucking do it. Do you understand me?"

"Y-yes, sir," Y/N gasped, eyes wide, as he finger-fucked her.

"Good," he replied and pulled his fingers out, licking them clean. "It's a shame you had to act like a little brat today. I was looking forward to feeling your tight, little pussy pulse around me." He shrugged. "Oh well, I guess you'll just have to sit there and watch me get myself off. Fred unzipped his pants and pulled his dick out, stroking it slowly.

"P-please, sir, I'm sorry. I'll be a good girl." She begged.

Fred smirked, watching her desperate cunt twitch with every stroke of his cock. "Too late, baby," he groaned, picking up the pace. "I'd love to make you fill this good, but... "

"I'm so sorry," she continued pleading. "I won't do it again, sir."

"You said that the last time."

Y/N stuck her bottom lip out. "I mean it this time."

He tilted his head, thinking. "Ok, baby girl," he said finally. "Suck my cock good enough and I might change my mind."

Without hesitation, she got on her hands and knees and crawled toward him. Fred looked down at her and smiled affectionately, his thumb caressing her cheek. "Open wide," he said and pushed his hips forward, sliding his cock past her lips until it hit the back of her throat making her gag a little. She repositioned herself and begins to bob up and down on his cock. Sometimes deep throating his entire length and other times focusing on the sensitive head.

"Fuck baby girl," he groans, fingers curling into her hair. "That feels incredible."

Y/N's pussy ached at the praise, but she didn't dare to touch herself, putting all her focus on sucking him dry. It doesn't take long before Fred's groans and grunts deepen and his balls to contract. She moved faster, knowing that any second now her mouth would be flooded with his cum. She felt his cock twitch. Almost there. Then, with a loud groan, he pushed her off. "Sir?" Y/N looked up at him, confusion clear on her face.

"I want to cum in your cunt," he said, climbing onto the bed behind her and slamming his full length into her with one savage thrust. Y/N moaned, her needy pussy clenching hard around him as he pounded into her. "Don't you dare cum until I tell you," he growled her ear, hammering even deeper.

She shook her head, barely to form words. "Yes... " she gasped, and then he changed angles, hitting her g-spot dead on, taking her breath away as she clawed at the bedsheets willing herself not to cum.

"Oh fuck," Fred groaned. He was close, and by the way she was pulsing around him, he knew she was too. "Almost there, baby. You're doing so good." It only took a few more thrusts, and he felt his orgasm surging up through his cock. "Now, baby," he groaned. "Cum NOW!" He exploded inside her, and she screamed his name as she came, her whole body shaking uncontrollably.

They both collapsed, and Fred pulled her onto his chest, even as they still worked to catch their breath. "You ok, love?" He asked.

"Mhmm," she smiled up at him. "Felt wonderful."

He kissed her forehead. "You were very naughty today. If it happens again, I might not be so lenient."

"Yes, my love," she snuggled closer to him, a small grin on her face, knowing damn good and well that he would be.

And so did he.

~•~

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[h4rring1on]

cld u do reader being rlly needy 4 eddies cock that they cum only cuz of dry humping 😵‍💫

warnings: reader is half sleepy half horny, dry humping, praise kink, p in v

pairing: eddie munson x reader

a/n: i know this sucked LEAVE ME ALONE I SUCK AT WRITING SMUTTY THINGS

you were sat in eddie’s lap, leaning against his chest as you watched the movie, your eyes half closed

you wanted to sleep, you really did. but everytime eddie moved, you’d feel him, and the heat between your legs would grow worse

you started to kiss his neck, while he did enjoy it, he was wondering what suddenly got you to do this

“what’s wrong, sweets?” he said, noticing your state

“wanna feel you, eds” you whined as you started to grind on him

“oh, you do? guess i can’t help you, baby. gotta do it yourself”

“eddie” you whined as you sat up straight and grinding harder

he placed his hands on your waist, and watched you, the sight made him harder than he already was, but he just wanted to please you today

“there you go, sweet thing, you need my cock?”

“s’ bad” you whined again, “need you, please” you say as you kept rubbing your clit against his hard on, your lips parting because of how good it feels

“show me how much you need it, baby” he smirked at you

“please, eddie, oh fuck” you moaned out

“look at you go, pretty girl. keep rubbing yourself on me” he groaned

“eddie” your voice got louder and your movements got faster, “im gonna—im…gonna cum, please can i cum”

“of course baby, go ahead” he said, and you let go, your head resting on his shoulder as you came on your shorts

“my shorts are all dirty now” you pouted

“it’s okay, let’s take them off, yeah? you want your reward, sweet girl?”

you nodded repeatedly, eddie took off your shorts along with your panties, and unzipped his pants and boxers

you slowly sunk down on him, a loud moan escaping your lips

“thank you, eddie, thank you, eddie, thank you” you moaned as you bounced on him

“oh fuck, such a sweet girl, taking all of me like the good girl you are” he groaned, he lifted up your shirt, his mouth sucking on your skin like there’s no tomorrow

you whined as you were reaching your high again, he slid his hand down to your clit, rubbing on the sensitive nub, making you louder

“you close, sweets?”

you nodded again, and closed your eyes, “cum with me” he groaned, the two of you let go

you leaned against his chest, your eyes slowly closing, “let’s get you cleaned up, sweetheart”

#stranger things 4 #stranger things x reader #eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson fluff #eddie munson x female reader #eddie munson x plus size reader #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x y/n #eddie my love <3 #eddie munson smut #eddie munson x you smut #eddie munson x reader smut

[arachnoia]

holy shock ➶ . ˚ ༉‧₊˚ˑ༄ؘ | miguel o’hara

miguel o’hara x fem! reader (nsfw!)

a/n: literally I love you guys smmmm! i’m so glad you guys loved ‘gone’ 🥹 here’s pt 2!

again im trying new things bc im not rlly a smut writer but if y’all want smut, im down to write it! it’s j not my strong suit and y’all can prob tell.

ILL SHUT UP! ENJOY!

warnings- this has a lil nsfw, p in v, lil bit of angst, untranslated spanish, second part to gone

pt1- ‘gone’ pt3- ‘finally’

───⋆⋅☆⋅⋆───

“HE TOLD YOU HE DIDN’T YOU IN HIS LIFE? WHAT?” Peter looked at you wide-eyed and Mayday raised her eyebrows even though she has no idea what was going on. But her dad sounding shocked was enough to get a surprised reaction from her.

“Sort of…” you whispered. You kept looking at the sun’s glare, as if it had the solution to your crumbling “love life”.

“What do you think we were, Peter? What is your perspective? Why was Miguel your first thought?” You remarked. You felt your voice slightly crack from your questions thrown at Peter.

You also felt a little irrational.

You were angry too.

Not at Peter of course, but of how pathetic you think you look right now.

A slew of emotions piled onto you suddenly, all negative.

“Y/n…Aren’t you guys best friends?” His answer shocked you when it shouldn’t.

If you said yes, you wouldn’t be lying because that’s how your relationship looked like. But it’s not how it felt. It felt like something more.

“You could say that,” You said, glancing at the hyper cars from below.

───⋆⋅☆⋅⋆───

“Thank you…”

Miguel looked startled as he turned in your direction below. “For what?”

“Saving me. My thigh feels better and thank you for uh, saving me,” You yelled, smiling awkwardly. Hopefully he couldn’t tell how nervous you were from up there.

Miguel leaned his head to behind you, “What do you have there ?”

“Oh, fuck right! Uh, these are for you,” You swung up and held out a plastic white bag, plastered with “THANK YOU”s and “GRACIAS”s.

You felt so stupid.

You sounded so stupid.

He probably thought you were stupid too.

“I- uh…got you some empanadas. I know you like them from Doña Rosa’s restaurant, so…here.” Miguel’s eyebrows were raised and he chuckled. “You didn’t have to, Y/l/n.”

Stuttering? Really?

You blushed and felt nervous. He’s your best friend?? Why are you feeling this way??

You retracted your arm with the bag before Miguel grabbed your arm and sucked his teeth. “I didn’t say I wouldn’t take them now, Y/n.”

Your face felt like it was on fucking FIRE.

“Gracias hermosa,” He said smiling and snatching the bag quickly.

He said it in a teasing way, which lead you even more confused as to what the hell it meant translated.

You tilted your head in confusion, “What does that mean?”

What if he said he didn’t like them?

WHAT IF HE THOUGHT YOU SOUNDED LIKE AN IDIOT?!

He turned around and shrugged. “Means ‘thanks bud’. So thanks, bud.”

His nonchalant tone made you bite the inside of your cheek as you frowned at him, who was already opening up the bag of empanadas and munching on a fig one.

“Yeah, you’re welcome, bud.”

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“I just need time to breathe and take a minute, Peter. It’s not every day one of your best friends just tells you ‘Oh! You’re dead to me, you bastard, I hate you, I want you gone from my life!’ That just doesn’t happen,” you said, feeling an immense wave of sorrow hitting you, replacing the anger that was just there.

Peter, in his 38 years of living never ever thought he would be in this situation; giving relationship advice to his 27-year-old colleague.

“Have you tried talking to him about it?” That was the first thing to mind. As you can tell, he isn’t really good at this.

“Well yeah-“

“How did it go?”

You glared are him and your tone turned sarcastic, “How does it look like it went?”

The sky’s sunset looked beautiful. It had an array of warm and gorgeous reds, pinks, oranges, and yellows, with a hint of violet.

“Well, he blocked my number! He unfollowed me on his super duper secret Instagram-”

“Wait what? Miguel has Instagram? He’s such a…”

You laughed a bit, “…Deadkill? Why? Is it because he has the humor of an 80-year-old man? He’s not that boring, Peter. He has social media.”

“Y/n. The man says ‘Oh shock!’ Like man, just say oh shi-” Peter stopped and looked at Mayday, who was already looking up at him and was smiling cutely.

“I mean ‘oh shiitake mushrooms’…”

You rolled your eyes and laughed, “Well he cut off all communication from me! The bastard even blocked me on SPOTIFY. He deleted our shared playlist-”

“Woah. WOAH! Shared playlist? Me n MJ do that!” he gushed.

You nodded, “And he was the one who added the majority of the songs. Pinche puto.”

“Yeah, yeah. Um Y/n, hey I don’t know. Talk to him?” He said, giving you a sassy tone with his hands on his hips. ”Peter, you’re setting me up for failure…”

“It would be, you know, more real if you just talked it over. I’m not sure about the whole picture as to what happened between you two but Miguel has always been so…depressing and you really did brighten up his life to some extent.”

“Right-”

“Hey, before you start being all mopey, just talk it out. I know Miguel just wouldn’t be irrational because he’s just a very level-minded person.”

If only he was…

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“You didn’t want to laugh. But the more he dramatically moved his hips, the less control you had until you busted out cackling.

You caught him dancing to Bachata while he was washing dishes in his apartment.

Why were you in his apartment? You came unannounced to hang out, thinking he wouldn’t really care, until you walked into him dancing to his bachata playlist.

“You should definitely teach me. I see you listening to this all the time,” you said, giggling.

He jumped and turned around, giving you a scowl. “Ay dios, what are you doing here?”

You walked infront of him and put your finger against his lips, “Shh. You should definitely teach me how to dance this.”

He stopped and gazed at you for a few seconds before he went over which led you to twirling around and him having his hands resting at your hips as he helped you sway them.

You were going to probably scream into your pillow once you got home and cry since you’ve been going at this for 30 minutes.

You felt kind of bad feeling that way about your best friend, but holy-

The current song stopped and you felt his breath against your ear as he whispered, “I can hear your heart beating fast. Are you alright?”

HOLY SHOCK?

“I-“

Before you said anything, he interrupted you just studying your facial features. He studied your lips, nose, beauty marks. The silence was then caught off by him kissing you.

You felt your heart stop for a second before you returned the kiss.

He pulled away and smiled, “I see that you didn’t try to stop me, hermosa.”

HOLYSHOCKHOLYSHOCKHOLYSHOCKHOLYSHOCK

“I don’t think I should stop you,” you whispered, getting a low chuckle from him before he carried you bridal style towards his sleeping quarters and laid you on his bed. He barely came back from a mission and was still in his suit while you were in your regular clothing.

“I see, you like calling me ‘hermosa’? What does that mean?”

He smirked at you and pointed at you, “It means beautiful, just like you.”

You got up a bit from your laid position and kissed him even harder, pulling his weight on top of you as you both were drowning in each other.

“Oh fuckkk…” He groaned, squeezing your ass before he started attacking your neck, leaving you with red and purple love bites. He reached for your collarbone and stopped.

“W-Why’d you stop,” you whined. You didn’t know what to feel at this point. Here you were, with your best friend who you had a crush on, making out in his bed. Did he feel the same way? You had to pinch yourself before you could decide it was an illusion.

It wasn’t.

“I need permission. Can you-“

Before he responded, you took off your shirt and slid down your pants, leaving you in your panties and bra. “Continue.”

He smiled and started to play with your clit and kissed you at the same time, as you moaned in the kiss.

“F-Fuck, O’Hara-“ you moaned

It’s safe to say that you still couldn’t believe what happened next when he asked for permission again.

He pushed a button from his watch, placing it on his nightstand to reveal his almost godly sculpted body…and his very, very long member.

Your eyes couldn’t help but widen, which he noticed and chucked.

“Do you think you take it?“

“I don’t know, but I can try,” you muttered. You didn’t know what just happened with your newly found confidence but you were rolling with it.

He ripped your panties off and put a condom on. He then, aligned his erected member to your vagina and went in.

“It hurts-“ you whined before he kissed you.

“Just take it, you’re doing good right now, cariño.” He said as he moaned a bit, enjoying how tight you feel around him.

‘Cariño’…that was new.

That’s what Doña Rosa called her husband whenever he came at random times in her restaurant when the two of you were ordering empanadas.

That’s what lovers call each other, right?

It didn’t take long for you to almost pass out from his girth entering in and out, giving you a wave of euphoria and a bit of pain.

Your mind was rushing at different places, all while hearing his little grunts and moans.

You were probably going to be sore tomorrow but it’s fine.

“I’m- I’m about to-“

“Yeah, me too,” he said before you both finished, feeling him fill you up.

“Shhh, sleep. You need rest now,” he said as he kissed your forehead and your eyes fluttered. He wrapped his sheets on you and patted your head. You softly smiled. It smelled like him and it smelled so good.

You recall him putting on some clothes and leaving, but thought he would come back.

You realized he didn’t when you woke up.

The only thing he left was a note on the other side of the bed you laid on, telling you that he felt every emotion opposite for love towards you. He wanted you to be gone from his life.

All you could do was just stare at a wall and cry.

─── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ───

“Peter…are you sure that talking to him in person would help? I’m just-“

“Nervous? Yeah I get it. When me and MJ had our troubles, it’s always best to talk it out. Look at me now!”

“Peter, I’m looking at you and all I see is a middle-aged man in a superhero costume with a pink bathrobe, raccoon eyes, and a baby.”

Peter glared at you and rolled his eyes, “Wow I’m offended-“

You put up your arms, “Hey I’m sorry but that’s what I saw!”

“Mhm? Well, just talk to him. If he told you that in person-“

“He didn’t…”

Peter fumed, “Stop interrupting meeeee! Alright. That makes more sense then, honestly.”

You raised your eyebrow, “What do you mean by that?”

"What exactly did he do?"

You stared at him blankly, "He wrote a note.”

Peter scoffed and smiled cockily, “Miguel isn’t the type to do that stuff in writing!”

You cocked your head towards Peter, “And? What are you trying to say?”

Peter chuckled, “He didn’t mean it! That’s what it meant!”

You felt like your brain cells might have died from the statement Peter made.

What the fuck?

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yeah idk what I just wrote either.

tags ❤️‍🔥 (some don’t work and i’m so sorry 😭)

—— @catr4dora @leftcupcakedefendor @ushygushybaby @viriexo

#miguel o'hara #spiderman #across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #miguel ohara x reader #atsv fic #fanfic #fanfiction #marvel #spiderman 2099 #astv miguel #miguel spider-man #miguel spiderverse #spiderverse #astv x reader #astv #miguel o’hara x reader #miguel o’hara x you #miguel ohara x you #miguel o’hara smut #miguel ohara x y/n

[recklesssturniolo]

Surprise - N.D

Request where reader surprises Nate in Boston after a couple months away due to school! Nate isn’t rlly dom or sub in this & pretty vanilla

A/N: i dont know how I feel about this one and it’s my first Nate fic, but I tried my best so I hope y’all enjoy🫶🏻

NSFW below, leave if you’re a minor

You’ve been away for school for around 2 months now, and luckily you now have a week off. You immediately booked a flight back home and planned to surprise your boyfriend - Nate. You told the triplets about your plan, asking Matt to pick you up from the airport and had to threaten them all to keep their mouths shut and not ruin the surprise.

You had to promise the three boys you’d come over and see them later, after they begged and begged to come to Nate’s with you - you declining each time as you wanted time alone with him. Getting out of the van you walk up to his front door, beyond excited to finally get to see your boyfriend again. You wait impatiently after knocking.

“Hello - wait holy shit Y/N? Oh my god!” He says after opening the door, his eyes widening after realizing it was you and his arms immediately pulling you into a tight hug.

“Surprise baby” You say, pulling out of the hug to kiss him.

“I thought you had another couple of weeks until you could come back? I mean I’m not complaining I’ve missed you so much” Nate says, still smiling at you.

“That may have been a tiny lie just so I could surprise you and I’ve miss you too” You laugh.

You both make your way inside and head up to his room, saying hi to his parents on the way up. To your surprise once he shuts his door he pins you against it. Connecting your lips instantly. Nate wasn’t the most dominant in bed, nor the most experienced but that didn’t bother you. He was open to try whatever you wanted.

As you continued making out his hands made their way down to your ass, squeezing it a few times before moving up to the hem of your shirt.

“Off” He mumbled out, barely taking his lips off yours.

You do as he said and remove your shirt and your bra as well knowing that was going to come off shortly anyways. Nate lowers his head and begins sucking on your nipples, swirling his tongue around them and sucking.

“Mm Nate” You let out.

“You like that eh?” He asks.

You nod your head in response, but move him to the bed so you’re both laying down. Him removing his shirt in the process. You could tell he wanted to be in control but you were determined to be.

“You want me to make you feel good pretty boy?” You ask while moving your hands to undo his belt.

Nate folded at that and no longer cared about being in control, all he wanted was you.

“Fuck yes” He replied.

You take off his pants and boxers, leaving a trail of kisses down his stomach as you made your way to his dick. Nate slightly pushed your head down, not wanting to wait a minute longer to have your mouth around him.

“Someone’s needy” You smirk at him, all you got in a response was a groan.

You lick around his tip, only putting that much of him into your mouth purposely to tease him.

“Come on, take all of it please” He whined out.

“Yeah? You want your dick all the way in my mouth” You ask.

“Please yes I need you to” He responds.

“Be quiet baby, we don’t want your parents to hear do we?” You question, Nate had a habit of being a bit too loud at times. Not that you didn’t love hearing him but you knew you could also use this to your advantage.

“I’ll be quiet, I promise” He mumbles out.

You take all of him in, bobbing your head up and down at a fast pace, but Nate let out a loud moan and you stopped.

“Why - why did you stop?” He asks.

“I told you to be quiet didn’t I? If you want me to keep going you’re going to have to do as I said” You tell him.

“Okay okay fuck I’ll be quiet just please keep going” He begs.

You nod and once again begin sucking him off, his hand was gripping your hair and you noticed his grip tighten, and his breathing become faster. Once again, you stopped.

“I want you to come in me, not in my mouth. Can you do that for me pretty boy?” You ask, making direct eye contact with him.

Nate doesn’t respond and instead flips you over so you were laying on your back. Once again being more dominant than you expected. He takes off your pants and panties before saying mainly to himself, “you’re so wet”.

“I always am for you, now are you gonna keep staring or are you gonna fuck me?” You reply, now you were the needy one.

Nate positions himself and slides into you, throwing his head back in response and moaning as quietly as he could to the feeling. You as well letting out quiet moans as he continued.

“Go harder, I know you can” You demand.

“I won’t last much longer if I do” Nate replies.

“That’s okay, just go harder baby” You tell him, genuinely not caring if he lasted long. You just needed him pounding into you.

With that his grip on your hips became tighter and your pleasure increased as he hit your walls time after time again.

“I’m - I’m gonna finish” He stutters out, not slowing down his pace.

“Then do it, fill me with your come” You reply.

You feel him twitch inside of you, and knew he was coming.

“Such a good boy coming inside of me” You say.

“My god that feels so good, fuck how did I manage to go two months without this” Nate groaned out, his pace beginning to slow.

“Don’t slow down, you haven’t made me come yet” You tell him.

“Fuck sorry” He mumbles. Simply forgetting that you hadn’t finished due to the state he was in.

He picks up his pace again, trying to ignore the fact that he was so sensitive as he wanted to make you feel good.

“Yeah fuck just like that, oh my god Nate” You let out.

Nate watches you as you come undone beneath him. He swore he’d never grow tired of the sight, of you moaning out his name and clenching around him. He pulls out of you slowly once he’s sure you’re high has died down.

You pull him in to kiss him, gently this time.

“Did I do okay? Was that good?” He asks while trying to catch his breath.

“It was great baby, felt so good” You respond.

“Okay good. Do you want a bath? I can run you one” He questions. Nate was beyond good at aftercare, always wanting to make sure that you felt okay and showing you how much he enjoyed it, just wanting you comfortable afterwards.

TAGS: @daddyslilchickenfingers @devsturniolo

#sturniolo triplets #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo smut #nick sturniolo #sturniolo fanfic #sturniolo x reader #chris sturniolo smut #christopher sturniolo #matt sturniolo #matt sturniolo fic #nate x reader #nate doe #chris sturniolo imagine #chris x reader #nate x fem reader #matthew sturniolo #matt x fem reader #matt x reader

[redstarwriting]

hobie brown dating a mall goth hcs

hobie brown x mall goth!reader

request?: yes

request: “Hiiii!!! I am absolutely IN LOVE with ur the clash series and I can’t wait to see how it progresses!!! Could u do some pda/general affection hcs for the spider verse characters? I would love to see Miles and Hobie hcs but it’s rlly up to whatever characters u would wanna write for. Endless thanks!!”

requested by: anon

warnings:  language, mentions of stealing

a/n: this request made me cackle. mall goths are so iconic lol thank you for the request! i hope you enjoy.

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- OH MY GOD LMAO

- side note i wanted to be a mall goth so bad when i was like 13 lmao

- just launder outside of a hot topic with all my black hot topic merch on

- they shoulda paid mall goths for advertising man lemme just say

- but let’s get into it

- when he first met you

- admittedly he thought you were a poser

- but when he got to know you

- he understood that you were part of a subculture within a subculture

- you weren’t a poser

- you were exactly what you said you were

- and he respected it

- and he respected you

- okay so he wouldn’t hate all of your music

- most of it?

- yes 

- he did not enjoy listening to quite a bit

- but omg every time he wasn’t immediately put off by a song

- you add it to your LISTEN AROUND HOBIE playlist

- his only rule when it comes to listening to your music is NO M*RILYN M*NSON

- and if you don’t know what that means

- good, you don’t need to

- wish i didn’t

- but he will always

- and i mean always

- sit and listen to whatever you wanna show him

- he’ll never outwardly say a song sucks to you

- only that it isn’t his style of music

- of course, sometimes you ask him to explain further

- just so you know what songs to play and not play for him

- “Why don’t you like it?”

   “Just not my style, love.”

   “You always say that. What about this song don’t you like? I won’t be upset, I just am curious.”

   “Fine, with this specific song i ‘ate the lyrics. Too… emo? I guess? Not in the mood to be sad about m’sef.”

- he just loves seeing you vibing to your songs

- so he isn’t really gonna shit on you for liking any of it

- that’s what they want him to do

- he isn’t gonna >:(

- in fact

- he can, will, and has gone to shows with you

- it’s not his music and he can acknowledge that

- but again

- you like it

- and he loves watching you be happy

- something he actually does very heavily fuck with about your mall goth ways

- is your clothes

- he could do without the various band merch

- mainly because he doesn’t like the bands all that much

- but the rest of it?

- he actually likes

- he enjoys that you do have some splashes of color in your style every now and again

- and that there are loud patterns clashing with each other sometimes

- he can also really appreciate all the spikes and studs and chains on your clothes, too

- he also likes that he knows exactly what to get you as gifts

- does he buy the shit you talk about?

- absolutely not

- steal it?

- now you’re onto something

- he’s gotten you like 7 Jack Skellington plushies

- all different

- and each time you love them

- and sometimes

- sometimes

- he will even go hang out at the mall with you

- but it’s not often

- he’s usually too preoccupied with the Spider-Man gig

- or his shows

- but sometimes he likes to surprise you

- and show up when you’re with your friends

- but yeah

- he overall doesn’t like the music, necessarily

- but he also doesn’t give a fuck about labels

- you can call yourself whatever you want

- he likes you as a person

- and that’s all that matters to him

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#hobie brown hcs #hobie brown headcanons #spiderpunk headcanons #spiderverse headcanons #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spiderverse

[sourbinnie]

Hi omg I just came across ur page, I loved your recent it was so cute & now I’m dying for more comfort Hyunjin.

Can I request reader being on her period so she’s rlly irritable and then Hyunjin comes home saying he has a stomach ache and she thinks he’s just joking around so she just ignores him but then later realizes he’s being serious when he doesn’t eat dinner n feels sick so she feels bad and takes care of him.

title -> misinterpreted pair -> hyunjin x fem!reader genre -> hurt/comfort + fluff warnings -> mentions of periods + mentions of food + cursing a/n: yall i think im a sucker for hurt/comfort jinnie, thank you for you request! <3 it came out shorter than i expected but i still hope you like it ¡! :(

as if the day couldn't get more annoying, periods happen. ok, it's not like i had a lot on my plate but there's no worse sensation than your uterus kicking you like you deserve it. it was painful, annoying and overall made me feel like complete garbage. i carried through work like i could, continuing with my day like i wasn't suffering every step of the way. getting home was a task too but i managed through it and decided to throw myself on the bed, trying every single position to see if it would make the pain go away. 

i know i wasn't the easiest to deal with when i was like this but i was hoping hyunjin would understand. 

speaking of him, he was just about to come in through the door every minute now and the things that i usually get ready for him, are not there. like i said, i hope he understands that it's not my best day and he can get them on his own. i know practice must've been a lot and i truly wish he would take care of himself better.

"(y/n)?" i hear my name being called out and i don't even have the strength to get up. feels like the weight is pulling me down again. i manage to do so in a few tries but everything still spins and hurts around me. "missed you baby." he says when he sees me and gives me a hug which i have to retract because of the tightness of it all. he looks at me confused which i have to explain.

"i'm on my period and everything sucks right now." i say calmly but dying on the inside. "i'm sorry if i'm gonna be a bitch to you at any moment but right now i just need to rest."

"oh, that's okay i actually had like a stomach ache through the whole day so i get it." and i just sigh 'cause i knew he was messing with me. he always likes to do that and even with the confused look on his face, i wouldn't fall for it at all. i decided to not linger on it and go to our room to get my sweet sleep as much as i wanted to stay and cuddle with my boyfriend, i knew it would only bring pain and uncomfortability.

✉ ✉ ✉ 

getting up and being met by the moon in the night sky was not my plan all along. hyunjin was by my side, he didn't even try to cuddle with me which i thanked for but he looked a little odd. i couldn't place my finger on what it was but i had to get up and make dinner before it was too late. as i tried to concentrate in the cooking and not the pain (again), i tried to place my finger around what was going on with my boyfriend. 

could it be that things didn't go well today? but he didn't look mad or sad. he also didn't say anything about the boys (usually there's one or two comments about felix). maybe he was just tired and didn't need me on top of his business and i was just panicking over nothing.

"babe?" he asked, snapping me out of my thoughts and there was definitely something going on. he looked pale but at the same time it looked like he had a run a marathon with all the sweat and i was starting to see things better. "oh no, jagi i love your cooking but i think i'll pass today."

i placed the dinner on the table and i looked at him. he never passed on my cooking so something 100% was off today and what did i miss? as i got close to him i tried to repeat our conversation today. my hand went directly to his forehead and as everything started to make sense with him burning up, i said.

"fuck you weren't lying, you truly had a stomach ache." i felt like crying right then and there. even if i felt terrible, i still would do anything to take care of hyunjin. it hurt that i put myself first when he was hurting just as much as me. i didn't want to cry though, this was my chance to make it better unless he hated me at this very moment and didn't want me to do anything and-

"you're thinking too much and yes i did or i still do. i don't know, everything's kinda of spinning and i think i might have a fever." he said and i immediately sat him down as i looked for the termometer. thinking of every remedy and healing technique i went through my entire life as i came back and made him open his mouth. 

"i'm sorry jinnie. i should've been more careful and paid more attention to your words." i said and he wanted to say something but i stopped him. "nuh uh no moving! also i'm gonna tell the boys you're not going tomorrow." that's when he also wanted to protest but i took the termometer out and checked. 

"so? do i have a fever?" he said and i nodded as he responded with a sigh. "i can't miss practice when we're learning a new choreo though, babe you know how it is".

"but you also can't practice if you're basically running a fever and feeling dizzy, what if you pass out?" i said and i could see that he was seeing my point. "just let me text chan and then i'll have all the time in the world for you."

"but what if you get sick too?" he pouted and i just smiled because even in the sickness of it all, he still cared about me. he really was the sweetest guy i've ever met.

"if i get sick, i get sick baby, there's nothing bad about it plus i get to spend time with my favorite person." i said laying him on my lap as i messed with his hair and caressed his cheek.

he eventually fell asleep and i just couldn't stop looking at him. i decided to slowly get up without disturbing him, then i would call work and tell them that i would be taking the day off to spend it with my loved one 'cause it's what he deserved.

#skz drabbles #sourbinnie #skz x you #skz scenarios #skz short imagines #skz imagines #stray kids drabbles #stray kids imagines #stray kids x reader #skz x reader #skz hyunjin #hyunjin x reader #hyunjin skz #skz hurt/comfort

[bunnimatsu]

i work at a store that sells sex toys so these are toys i think the matsus would use on you and themselves.

tag(s): nsfw, pervy matsu boys, gay thoughts (for the male readers), not rlly edited, THIS SUCKS.

note(s): some of these are vague but i’m also practicing on how i interpret them while also giving people like…the canon versions of them so this is all for practice, idk what compelled me to write this i’ve been at work all day

edit: this was supposed to be posted a LOOONNGG time ago. so now, its being posted on 11/18/23

osomatsu

on you: wand massagers, anal beads

wand massagers are his FAVORITE to use on you if or when he can’t really access your clit while he’s pounding you from behind, he’ll reach around you with a wand to get you to cum faster. if you’re his boyfriend, he defo uses it on both of your cocks.

anal beads come in close second, especially if you’re his boyfriend. for girlfriends, it doesn’t come as much unless you two are having a LOONNGG night. (like bdsm nights)

on himself: strokers, cock rings, anal plugs (sometimes)

when you introduced oso to strokers, he was in HEAVEN. he got addicted real fast when you gifted him one as a joke. (not a joke anymore now is it) like, you gave it to him and he was genuinely like “oh my god thanks. i love it. and i love you mwah mwah mwah” and now he has like…5 of them. all different kinds, even a butthole one so he can practice anal for when the real deal happens. also, no fucks on where he ‘hides’ them. (well…until he got yelled at by choromatsu).

(for the gays) you gifted the butthole one as an actual joke and he laughed at it but when you left…

lets just say he couldn’t stop using it while thinking of you. yeah. btw it happens constantly. whether you’re his boyfriend or not.

cock rings are his favorite only because you told him he can last longer with them. (and my guy loves fucking so…)

anal plugs or anything anal on him doesn’t really interest him unless you ask him if you can perform it on him but the times where he’s either submissive or you ask, he likes them. sometimes he feels pretty in the jeweled ones you have.

karamatsu

on you: vibrating cock rings (for male), vibrating bullets, wax candles

i think he likes taking it up the ass more so he makes you last longer by using the cock rings AND ones that vibrate because he just likes the feeling of it inside his asshole.

i think he likes playing around with you somewhat before the main event, i mean don’t get me wrong, kara is a tender and romantic lover but he likes making you feel good before and during sex. so sometimes he’ll use the bullet to press it against your clit while he eats you out or fingers you.

wax candles go for both you and him. while yes, i said he’s a romantic person, he won’t let the candles he lit for you around the bed go to waste. this is entirely if you are into it, he won’t bring it up ever again if he approached you about it and you refused.

on him: strap ons, cock sleeves, cock rings

strap ons are self explanatory, like i said, i think kara likes it up the ass more than anyone you’ve ever been with (he’s a bottom idc what you say). the way he approached you about it was kind of funny because he saw it in your little chest of sex toys and he was curious at first but then awkwardly mentioned it during a convo about spicing up your sex lives.

cock sleeves. whether you use it to finger him or enhance your own cock, karamatsu is all for it. he likes the ones with the ridges because he’s a slut and he NEEDS to feel all of you.

cock rings are mostly used on you, sure, but he also definitely uses them. if you’re a person that likes to go multiple rounds that is.

choromatsu(bator) (thank you dub oso for that nickname)

on you: any clitoral stimulators so roses, suction vibes, etc.

if i’m being honest to myself and you, choromatsu, even with guidance, lowkey kinda sucks at foreplay. so you and him kinda have to use anything that presses against you to get you fully ready.

on him: *rubs hands together* here we go.

vibrating anal plugs, vibrating panties, lube that looks like cum (thats actually a thing its called ‘fuck sauce’ and we sell it in my store), remote control vibes, cock sleeves

look me in the fucking eye and tell me that this man is not willing to let you do anything and everything to him. i dare you.

i won’t go into detail with each one cuz thats gonna take up my word count limit for each boy but FUCK does he like it messy and wet. sometimes he’ll even let you get a paddle on his ass 😏

ichimatsu

on you: oh. the obvious. any bdsm kit you find, wax candles, etc.

when you officially introduced and familiarized ichimatsu with toys and other stuff, he, like oso, got addicted. and was in heaven. of course at first he was really nervous because he’s been a virgin all his life, but with love and trust coming from you, his s/o, he’s become a FIEND. like you have no idea what you created but it sure as hell was a monster.

on him: same thing

while ichi has his dom moments, its safe to say he’s absolutely a SUCKER for receiving the same treatment as he gives you. his favorite HAS to be a paddle to the ass and hot wax dripping all over his body.

jyushimatsu

on you: flavored lube, rabbit vibes

you remember jyushi’s expression when you said there was such thing as flavored lube. his eyes lit up and then turned to the curious cat eyes. did it taste good? why was it a thing? how? he likes giving you oral with it, its his favorite activity so far in the bedroom (whether you have a cock or pussy)

jyushi is playful in bed just as he is in his everyday life so when you showed him your rabbit vibes, he laughed in joy and watched it shake with vibration or if you have the thrusters, he would giggle at how they moved up and down. it’s cute and funny at first but when you’re pent up, you grab him like “jyushi. if you don’t fuck me right now-“

and then you two actually fuck like rabbits. well…after he fucks you good with the vibe….

on him: anything!

i couldn’t really pick any toys that jyushi would like on himself but i’m pretty sure he would be down with anything and everything except the complicated and hardcore bdsm stuff.

he doesn’t want either of you to be hurt during sex because it’s supposed to be a feel good activity!

todomatsu

on you: vibrating panties, remote control bullets, suction vibrators, vibrating anal plugs

look me in the eye again, and tell me he won’t be a little shit with all four of those things. satan spawn when it comes to teasing you. he knows when you’re close too, he picked up on your cues pretty quickly and it always ends with him edging the hell outta you.

of course you get upsetti and frustrated, which he adores. (to an extent) and he just smirks at you and continues until you’re begging and a mess.

on him: strap ons, anal plugs and beads, lube that looks like cum (or just your cum in general if you’re a dude)

NEED I REMIND YOU OF MY PEGGING HCS AGAIN?

kidding, but fr.

totty doesn’t like anything too much but i think anal stuff is as far as he’ll go in regards to ‘hardcore’ sessions.

once in a while or when he’s just being a goddamn brat, he’ll push his hips back against yours with a shit eating smirk and make fake whiney noises to tease you. and when you snap and fuck him good, he’s buried face down into the pillows and sheets so fast and crying.

#jarvis.fics #or…drabble? #idk #osomatsu san #mr osomatsu x reader #osomatsu san imagine #osomatsu #karamatsu #choromatsu #ichimatsu #jyushimatsu #todomatsu #osomatsu san smut #mr. osomatsu smut #mr osomatsu smut

[thatdeadaquarius]

Sobbing and crying just saw your post of us sounding like a Sim, and I am DYING.

What if it went the other way? They can understand us, but we can't understand them!

Us : hey so what the fuck is happening why tf am I in genshin impact

Them : OMG ASKSKSKSKS FEDERRRALL MEERKK TREEESO! (Omg it's the divine God I'm shittinh myself oml) or whatever idk)

Us: excuse me what the fuck did you just say about my mother? (US mishearing or maybe the words are randomized? Who knows)

Everyone just being confused and frustrated on why you can't understand them. Is it because they aren't worshipping you enough? Maybe some friendship level BS where obly those who are lvl 10 can understand u or smth? Who knows, certainly not the Creator.

I highkey am thinking about writing smth for this now but having it be for like each archons reaction or smthin but who knows. I just wanna see a bunch of divine beings confused outta their mind in like whatever cities square and it turning into a "holy game of charades"

Also happy early birthday ajdjdjkdkdkdk

I”M SO LATE SO THANK YOU FOR THE BDAY WISHES LMAO SORRY KARMA MY BELOVED

AHHHHH U INSPIRED ME BY THE ARCHONS HOLY GAME OF CHARADES-

AND OH NO LVL 10 ONLY FRIENDSHIP UNDERSTANDING-

(づ ￣ ³￣)づ here have a hug for your patience- sorry karma!! :')

LMAO this inuyasha gif- obviously everyone else guessing what ur doing and the 2 others r like ppl like Venti or Kaeya who r just fucking with ppl by joining you lol

OK BUT WHO DO U HAVE LVL 10 FRIENDSHIP?!

BC I GOT NOBODY 😭

ITS RLLY HARD TO DO OKAY-

I HAVE TO PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO THE FEW THAT ARE LEVEL 4-5 

ID BE SO FUCKED-

Oh no.

Oh god (you??) no.

What if you had the highest friendship with little d**ks like Scaramouche.

noooOOOOOO

He’d be like, “Eh, I don’t feel like translating today.” 💀

Also I’m rolling with the idea that 

perfect understanding = lvl 10,

Most words 7-9

Some words 5-6

Kinda ?? they get 2 words per sentence or smth 3-4

Basically nothing 1-2

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Anyway ornery bitches like Scara/Xiao/Alhaitham/Rosaria/Diluc (all for diff reasons like diluc/xiao would just be overwhelmed and dont like ppl that much lol, whereas haitham doesnt give a fuck lmao) would kinda suck to have as translators

OH NOT THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD JUST LIE ABOUT WHAT U SAID ON PURPOSE TO DECEIVE THE MASSES LIKE Heizou/Yae Miko/Kaeya/Venti 

They pull something like “oh well the god of gods said I could have the last slice of cake/an extra glass of wine hehe”

For different reasons these people would also be ROUGH translators: FISCHL OH NO- , Zhongli, Albedo (he simply would omit “unnecessary details”, cyno, ITTO PLEASE, Raiden (puppet) bc shed take stuff too far/too literally u would never be able to communicate jokes, Razor (im sorry bbyboy), Shenhe

THE CHARADDEEESSS

THE CHARADES OF THE GODS 

You may or may not get another title of a jokester god bc of these SILLY charades 💀

The people u have higher levels of friendship with giving hints LMAO

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“Uhhh….. Oh! Oh! Greatest Lord wishes to see a dance performance!” 

Nahida’s sweet voice rings out in Yujing Terrace, her tiny hand waving in the air like an elementary student who’s really excited to answer. …Which isn’t that far off honestly.

“Hmm, I disagree Buer, I believe the Hundun Emperor is saying they wish to take a bath perhaps. I am also attempting to use context, as it has been a long day for them.” Zhongli is in his classic “majestic thinking gentleman” pose, and you’d admire it more if it weren’t for the fact that they don’t seem to be getting what you’re saying.

You hadn’t yet found someone with a higher friendship level than 2 or 3 (hey, don’t blame yourself, you really have to put effort into friendship levels to get them anywhere and you were still busy screwing around in Sumeru when you got spirited away).

So needless to say, most people were getting “the, me, I, you, etc.” rather than the actual important keywords you needed them to, hence the godly charade game now.

As you “hold” something, you throw your hands up in the air, still keeping your hands wrapped around nothing. You think if somebody told you last week that you’d be playing charades with the archons in Genshin Impact so you could actually communicate with them… well you don’t know what you would have done. Maybe just gave them a really awkward laugh.

“Oh! Are you asking for a weapon? Akitsu Mikami, my emperor, we or our nations will surely provide protection from any harm that might befall you. Hm, I suppose we should offer something anyway… I wouldn’t want to displease them…” Ei mutters to herself, having taken over her puppet once more for the occasion.

She and Buer, still retaining their authority status, had asked for the area to be cleared in order to try and get closer to communicating with the Divine First, or you.

“Ha! What idiot would try to hurt the All-Parent in their home, unless they wish to get thrown?” Venti cheekily says, as you don’t understand him, but judging by Zhongli’s clenched jaw, Ei’s sigh, and Nahida’s giggle, you can guess.

You give your own sad sigh… it’s already been 3 hours. 😭

How hard is charades for 4 archons??

Well… apparently very hard.

You put your face in your hands, and you hear the (retired) archons start to debate something, you can tell it’s getting a little passive-aggressive between Venti and Zhongli by their tone alone. 

…Okay, now it’s just aggressive.

The archons eventually give their attention back to you so you can go back to your charades lol

You tried opening your mouth and closing it, very obvious, they can’t go wrong. 

…Turns out they can. 

Somehow you find yourself with a hot tea brewed by the geo archon. 

(Venti attempted to offer you Dandelion Wine, or Osmanthus Wine even, and only god, well you now, knows where he pulled them from. Ei swatted his head, he looked so offended, and his cheeks were all puffed up, heh.)

Giving up, you just try to motion for them to stay still, your hands gesturing like trying to calm a wild animal.

They give you questioning looks, and you begin to walk off, they all seem to immediately start discussing something with each other. All of the gods look very conflicted, and after a minute of you getting further away (yes, you’re almost home free, Xiangling here you come! ) Nahida skips to catch up with you.

She gives you a beaming smile, and you can’t bring yourself to not return it. She's so much cuter in real life, even the official art didn't do her justice.

You make your way towards the restaurant, finally.

And apparently you’re happier than you thought to smell the savory scents flowing out of the kitchen because your stomach growls loudly.

You’re too hungry to even attempt to stop it, no one will care, except Nahida’s eyes go wide. She begins to sputter, and flail her hands desperately trying to charade an apology at you.

…you were just trying to tell them you were hungry. 💀

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