#he runs with the big dogs

[chrometheraptor]

Blurr is incapable of staying still for too long, so they’ll send him to get things from far away to give him something to do and stretch his legs

(Thank you to my good friend @littlevandalist for coming up with this idea with me :D)

#chrome draws #tfa #transformers animated #transformers #maccadam #longarm prime #tfa longarm #shockwave #tfa shockwave #cliffjumper #tfa cliffjumper #blurr #tfa blurr #Blurr is like how you can’t own certain dogs without a big property for them to run around in #he Needs to Run #also hopefully I did the alt text right?? lmk if the image descriptions could be better

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Whooooo could have predicted this?

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#Poorly drawn MDZS #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #fairy #I love that they go up a mountain to check out fake ghost rumours. It's everything I want out of a date (Nature hike & something haunted) #I just know these two are big hike fans (wwx prob 'gets tired' and 'needs to be carried' at the end) #(he doesn't need it he just wants to be held) #Its not super apparent but wwx is using 'gonna be haunted in there' as an excuse to not encounter the dog #thats on me for rushing this one though #the end result makes lwj look like one of those dad's that's like 'come on kids lets go check out these dark caves! Nothing creepy here!' #Which is a vibe he deserves to have. Maybe with a more blunt tone. #I don't know who would be a worse chaperone tbh. I think together they would be good but separate? Chaos. #Speaking of chaperoning...Jin Lin sure did wander off. Wonder where he went? #JC needs to invest in a stronger child leash 'cause his nephew keeps chewing through it and running off

[sidetongue]

sprig is the new most annoying

#idk who the old was #but he is certainly the new #but i was very proud of him #because he saw this random dog wandering down the river #and he was the ONLY one who had noticed it #and it noticed him at the same time #and i calmly called him over and leashed him #then called over a distracted claudie and leashed him #as i realised this dog didnt have an owner with it #the other dogs all caught on one by one #but by this point my 2 unruly babies were on leash and the 4 big kids were under control and would not run up to a strange dog #but i was worried the dog was DA and would come running to attack #so i quietly called everyone close to remain as inconspicuous as possible #luckily he took one look at my ridiculous pack of six dogs #and quietly excused himself #sprig #harold #dogs #moby

[bumblingbabooshka]

Cat Command

#thinking about the vulcan/human pairs on star trek and how they can typically be 'cat - dog' pairs #and how even though Janeway is a dog person she herself strikes me more as a cat #she's the type of cat who's getting into mischief while locking eyes with you while Tuvok is the cat who does NOT want to be pet #He will sometimes get close and purr but then you reach your hand out and he swipes at it then runs away - how dare you v_v #Chakotay..........big sleepy dog??? #bee doodles #Tuvok #Kathryn Janeway #Janeway is not immune to suddenly running away from a petting session either v_v - that's enough! too close!

[laulink]

Reacting to the post I just reblogged because it gave me FEELINGS about the Beagles as a found family but I didn’t wanna go on a tangent on the post itself so here

The thing with Edelgard mothering the Black Eagles is that she had 8 older siblings babying her while growing up

Then she got 2 YOUNGER siblings and was determined to be the best big sister ever because she’s had all the good and bad examples with the 8 other

Then her siblings all died and for years, all she had was Hubert (3 years older and her retainer and canonically a big brother) until she got into Garreg Mach and met :

- 1 older girl who never had a family

- 1 girl her age who was abused into being in a constant state of panic attack

- 1 girl whose dad was killed in a conflict at the end of which the winner demanded the girl to be given to them so they could take her away from her land and family (feels familiar to Edelgard)

(also I was genuinely SHOCKED to find out that Petra is only 15 at the start of Three Houses. SHE’S THE YOUNGEST OF THE BLACK EAGLES. WHICH MEANS IN THREE HOPES SHE BECOMES QUEEN AT NOT EVEN 18 YEARS OLD. BABY. WHY.)

- 2 boys a year younger than her, 1 one being quite literally baby brother shaped, the other 1 being unable to take care of himself in a healthy way on his own

- and 1 obnoxious boy her age who kept demanding to compete with her to prove that he was stronger and better and his flowers were better too and his horse and he’s more lovable than her of course- (does that YELL obnoxious younger brother to anyone else or is it just me ?)

How was she supposed to NOT instantly add them to the family tree and be the older sister she always wanted to be ?

#it's kinda fun how the girls are just TRAUMA and the boys ''baby brothers someone needs to take care of'' #Edelgard walking up to her dad after the attack on Garreg Mach and the formation of the Black Eagles Strike Force : #''Dad I want you to meet my wife our daughter our daughter's girlfriend who we adopted our sons and the yapping dog'' #Byleth is the godmother for everyone #Dorothea wanted Caspar to call her big sis in their supports but then Edelgard becomes his mom and Dorothea her wife so he calls her mom #Dorothea realises then that she wants children and starts pestering Edelgard #''After the war honey. 10 of them if you want.'' #I didn't include Hubert in the run down because he's Edelgard's honorary big brother so he's everyone's uncle #and also the person who gives Dorothea the shovel talk about Edelgard #except that since it's HIM we're talking about she's really not sure if he's joking or if he actually would kill her #she'd rather not find out anyway #he also gives Petra the shovel talk for Bernadetta because Edelgard finds this ridiculous and wouldn't do it herself #he doesn't give a shovel talk to Bernadetta about Petra because he's pretty sure she'd faint after the first sentence #fire emblem three houses #edelgard von hresvelg #black eagles

[cloud-ya]

mr wolf

#active honkai reaction kosma but instead of going big scary feral monster he goes full dog mode #barking at his own reflection being one of examples #honkai impact #kosma #griseo #thinking about griseo being the only one capable of calming meta-morph overloaded kosma down <3 #everyone trying to figure out the safest way to approach him and griseo just runs up to him #cupping his snout and gently patting #even the beast knowing it mustn't hurt her #... whatever i potentially got wrong im sorry i dont read er much enough #but hey thats what headcanons and fanfiction are for

[stinkrascal]

listen i love animals too but sometimes dog people are so fucking gross, i just saw this tiktok vid where this lady is cooking dinner and halfway through the video she took a piece of raw beef from the meal, let her dog lick it off her hands, and then kept cooking without washing her hands even though she had dog slobber all over her hands like GIRL WHAT?!?!?????? i love my pet too but holy shit i also love being you know hygienic??? barf vomit gag hurl etc

#that video has to be a troll bc theres no way #she has to have made that just to get attention i physically cannot believe someone would cook like that and serve the meal to ppl #but honestly if it isnt a troll it wouldnt be that hard to believe bc dog people are just like that #i know so many dog people who are so fucking obnoxious. ok im obnoxious about my cat being my son but #i dont bring him inside stores or to other ppls houses without asking at least lmfao #plus lets be real theres a huge difference between my cat being with me at another person’s house #where he’ll literally just sleep the entire time #versus someone’s big ass dog coming over to another person’s house where they’ll run around and tear things up??? #doesnt matter anyways bc i always ask if monkey can come over and accept the answer given #that is if i even want to take him out which i rarely do bc i hate dragging him around lol and he hates it too #but do u get what im saying at least. yeah #cats > dogs #i love dogs but cats are just so much better and cat ppl have better vibes there i said it

[ariesbilly]

Normally I find the idea of the Harringtons being uber rich deeply unrealistic but I will make an allowance for them to have a spacious property in Italy so that billy can run around a lush garden in his birthday suit eating grapes off the vine and dipping in and out of the pool at his convenience while his boyfriend sips wine looking on with a fond smile

#billys just a big dog he needs space to run #harringrove

[theflowerofthecommonwealth]

Nick: (Seated at his desk, reading the morning paper)

Ellie Perkins: (Sipping coffee, organizing files)

Jasmine: (Casually walks in the front door with her machete, sopped head-to-toe in blood)

Nick: (Peeks up from his newspaper) (Dad Tone) “Jas, why are you covered in blood?”

Jasmine: (Freezes like a deer in headlights on her way to her room) “…..….”

Nick: (Sets down his newspaper, crossing his arms) “Why are you covered in blood???”

Jasmine: “…..….” (Does a one-eighty and bolts out of the room)

Client: (Yelps in pure horror as the blood soaked and machete wielding teen shoves past them while they were entering)

Nick: (Gets up and chases after his daughter, also pushing past the person) “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!?”

Jasmine: (Over her shoulder as she runs down the street) “IT’S NOT MY BLOOD!!!”

Nick: (Holds his hat in place as he runs) “THAT DOESN'T HELP! YOU GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW YOUNG LADY!!!”

Client: (Holds a hand over their heart, trembling like a leaf in the doorway)

Ellie Perkins: (Sips her coffee, completely unfazed) “Welcome to the Valentine Detectives Agency, how can we help you today?”

#You know when you ask your dog “what’s in your mouth” and they start running while you chase them? #This has the same energy #This kinda thing is a normal occurrence in this household #Ellie is already done with it. She dealt with Nicks shenanigans now she watches him deal with Jazzy’s with a smug smirk #And yeah. Jasmine did walk into Diamond City soaked in blood and no one said anything #The guards are also used to it already. They just let Nick deal with his feral kitten however he sees fit. #She’s in for a big scolding once he finally catches her and carries her back home #Along with anyone else who got involved (Probably Hancock) #fo4 #fallout 4 #fallout #fallout oc #fallout original character #nick valentine #ellie perkins

[ellatherepersons]

I love how werehog sonic is ment to be big and scary but the whole fandom is just

Pubby :D

#werehog #sonic #sonic the hedgehog #he is tho #just a big dog that doesnt know his size #the kind of dog that trips on air when running or screams at any inconviniance #dramatically huffs when denied a chilli dog #falls of the sofa when laying down #knocks things of tables with his tail #smacks his nose into things when moving his head #just #just a big pubby

[monty-glasses-roxy]

From the recent or last post

https://www.tumblr.com/monty-glasses-roxy/739901110571155456/from-previous?source=share

Imagine here with me folks. And think of memes while you at it !

Let say animatronics cassie can come and go to and from the pizzaplex. Like the post sead earlier. Make things better for her.

And during the day freddy dasent control the monster drinking and gaming demon witch he call a son or aka Gregory.

He make Monty roxy chica and animatronics cassie so mad they fallow him to the exit

By braking monty favorit golf club.

Crashing roxy beloved go kart.

Locking chica in her room and eat pizza in front of her missing with chica saying. Want a pice of pizza to bad you cant have any !

And for animatronics cassie or cassie wolf. Let say Gregory go above and beyond and call cassie a dumb wolf and they sude of left her at the bottom of the elevator pits. Because she has permanently removed him from the game leaderboards and removed all of his high score.

* dj music man to big so he just blow a air horn and go to a room or hallway were he cant reach him *

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* the sound of running as he reaches the front doors and stand on the other side holding the exit door open *

Gregory. Ha see you guys cant cross the line I safe at the entrance of the door ! All just dumb robots! With programs that prevent you from leaving!

Animatronics cassie. * step over the line that the other animation cant holding a t shirt cannon filed with rotten potatoes *

Gregory. oh $h!t !!!!!

Animatronics cassie * game one b!tč# let give you a rotten potatoes special! *

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Fun note. Idk way but I would think that Gregory and cassie would share a minecraft world before the ruin and animatronics cassie had happened. and sead world Witch Gregory dasent have back on up his harddrive.

Let say animatronics cassie and Roxy/Roxanne wolf both suddenly appear on the minecraft server in created world and command blocks.

And win gregory wake up the next more he find all of his hard work all distorted and all of his dogs have been renamed with Roxy/Roxanne wolf or cassie wolf for each dog name tags

I dunno if Gregory is that much of a shit honestly. I like to think Roxy uses her security node powers to ban him from like half the plex at least. But ya know... Gregory choosing to terrorise them all, relying on the fact no one can leave the Plex to get away with his crimes is pretty funny if Cassie can just fucking follow him lmao he did NOT expect that!

For the Minecraft server thing? I've already thought about the kind of shit Roxy and Cassie would get up to if they saw someone they thought was Gregory in an online game. They see red. This guy is gonna get destroyed. Absolutely obliterated. Sometimes Vanessa plays with him and she acts as a double agent on occasion for shits and giggles. Roxy and Cassie have done a bit with her where Vanessa's their secret spy that's been captured by Gregory so they have to try and get to Vanessa to protect her... and then Vanessa just kills them both at the last minute to steal the victory from them lmao they have fun

On a Minecraft server though? If Roxy and Cassie have played enough to know how to use command blocks and stuff, then nah they're not that cruel as to fuck up someone's Minecraft build. HOWEVER they CAN build an exact replica of his house but upside down right beneath his floor. Roxy sets up redstone traps for him and Cassie builds a maze around where he was when he logged out so he's trapped until he finds a way out. Gregory has logged on one day to his house full of water and the Drowned mobs and it's an absolute nightmare to clean up.

He tries to get them back of course, but despite his best efforts, he can't for the life of him find Roxy and Cassie's base. Why? Because it's an absolute age away. They get back and forth via the Nether that Gregory almost never goes to and take apart the portal they use every time to cover their tracks.

If he ever does find them and destroy anything, they actually do have backups of the world since Cassie's dad set the server up for them and they just. Revert the world back to a previous version. No harm done, right? I don't even know what he would do, but I think it would be funny if he was planning to fill their house with mobs and when he found it, he was devastated to learn it was on a mushroom biome island that they'd both painstakingly decorated the surrounding ocean with patches of coral and sea cucumbers. Like, to fill their house with mobs, he'd have to lure them across an ocean and that's just not fun man. Maybe he gets very bored and very very carefully does it with a single nametagged creeper, which did jumpscare them but did basically nothing lmao

Gregory, defeated by the Mushroom Biome...

#fnaf security breach #I mean he COULD sheer all the mooshrooms #but like. they can get more of them to spawn if they're a big enough distance away maybe #he could fill the base with water or something but honestly he hadn't thought of anything but filling it with mobs and now he's stuck lmao #accidentally logs on nearby and has to run for his life from Cassie lmao #they don't do anything that would ruin the game btw #they do silly goofs and funnys not destroy a build or kill their dogs or something #oh that's something he could do! #trap all of Roxy's dogs in an obsidian cube #EXTRA mean if she isn't the one with a diamond pick or they've just broke theirs and don't have another one #they're fine she's just mad she can't be constantly inconvenienced by twenty dogs following her constantly lmao #anyway #pop rox answers

[sidetongue]

4/7 

#did i take 7 dogs and a 5yr old human to the beach by myself? #yes #did i let them all off leash? #also yes #did anything bad happen? #NO BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SO GOOD AND HAVE GREAT RECALLS except for boof #who has a terrible recall #but is TOO OLD AND SENILE TO RUN AWAY ANYWAY #very proud of my hoard of critters and kid #an off leash rottie came launching over to us growling and barking #i thought he was gonna eat the 5yr old #i almost had to send miller in to bat for us #or else it would have been an 8 dog pile up #but when he got closer all 7 of my dogs turned and looked at him #postures stiffening and some of them growling softly #and the big idiot realised how BAD of an idea that was #and turn tailed it #not because his owners were calling him #because he had no recall at all #but because he was intimidated once he realised they weren't going to scatter #BUT they all stayed in sit stays beside me where i asked them to #which was very very impressive #and im very grateful for their training #trickle included #who has caught on so quickly #henry #moby #trickle #budgie #dogs

[megpricephotography]

Have some blurry photos of Flynn being his best Flynnie-self: slinking about & "herding” me... Look at that happy face! 

These were taken while I was walking, holding the camera down by my knees & just guessing when to best press the shutter, as Flynn raced circles around my legs... I’ve found this method is the easiest way to get pics of Flynn in motion, while he’s in herd-y mode. If I try to crouch down & put the camera to my eye, he tends to slow right down then just sink flat to the ground & stare back at me in Pause Position, waiting for me to move again.  

Oh, all these pics are from the same side cause Flynn insists he can only run anticlockwise circles around my legs. Occasionally I try to persuade him to go in a clockwise direction but this tends to result in Flynn’s collie brain temporarily breaking. If he was a proper sheepdog this would be Bad Training but he’s a pet, so meh!  

#flynn #he runs out into the field... lies down... waits til I'm facing him... #slowly starts stalking closer & closer #when he's a few meters off I give him the signal to circle behind me #he dashes around my legs & races off in a big semi-circle back into the middle of the field #then he stops once he's at roughly my 12 o clock & the whole thing starts again #he likes the herd-y game much more than regular fetch #I have put verbal cues to his behaviour #Down (duh) - Closer (stalk closer/walk up) - Stop (stand still/lie down) - Away (run the circle around me) - & Out (go further away) #he did all this stuff naturally I just put words to it #genetics are cool #herding dog #border collie

[nicoscheer]

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cwxd8a0MdTP/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

OMFG MILES GOT HIMSELF A DOG I CANT 😭😭😭😭🫠🫶🏽🫶🏽🐢🐶

What a joyous afternoon, happiness is definitely the love of a dog 😍💖🐶

Happy Gotcha Day to Max and Miles Kane, may you have many happy years and adventures together 🐶🧔🏻‍♂️💕

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I've never known a girl like you before

Now just like in a song from days of yore

Here you come knocking, knocking on my door

Well, I've never met a girl like you before

You give me just a taste so I want more

Now my hands are bleeding and my knees are raw

'Cause now you got me crawling, crawling on the floor

Miles’ cover of the song

#miles Kane Instagram #song refs #m’sorry but that crawling on the floor I mean obvi do I wanna know? but my mind immediately supplies me with pics of Alex crawling on the f #floor during various gigs #please tell me he takes little max with him on tour so all the little turtles can meet him #not her choosing the man emoji with Beard 🥹 #miles face in the last pic 💖 #now he can go on morning jogs with him #i am not coping well this is cuteness overload #miles kane #this is gonna be the most spoiled dog ever #please tell me Miles will get him some Fred Perry dog clothes so they can match #and maybe if we get lucky we’ll get a good morning video of him making coffee and dancing with max running around his feet #also big probs to miles for adopting #he’s such an angel #also isn’t that exactly the dog that he reposted some weeks back cause he got tagged in the post that the dog was also called Miles ?! #or at least the same organization #or Kane with last name pretty sure he is #03/09/2023 #Instagram #Youtube

[nylwnder]

am i making myself feel better by brainrotting about the sherwood x willy video? yes yes i am

#god is he HOT #like chain on full display #the fuckinh white tank cause he refuses to wear a shirt unless he’s golfing or it’s raining ebwkhwkwueie #his GIGGLE #the DOGS #pablo and his life threatening need of being beside willy at all possible times #THE WAY HE RUNS BESIDE THE GOLF CART I CANNOT #pablo so needy he so me fr #his EVERYTHING GAWD #his voice too #HIS STUPID SINGING IN THR CAR AND OF FUCKINH COURSE TO THE WEEKND #HIS LEANING IN THE CAR LIKE PUT YOUR BIG FUCKINH HAND ON MY MOTHETFUCKIMH THIGH ////PLEASE//// #the food looked yum af let’s go get burgers at 7 pls #his golfing stance #DAT ASS x2$39:72072292719722982$3!;@;8-762839394 #peep alex and sandy and to never be seen again #the interviewer complains about too much food like what?? hes gonna FEED ME??? GOOD?????? (and not just dick wise) he’s so husband #like yeah #i need him more than i need food and water #THANK YOU SHERWOOD FOR THIS GORGEOUS CONTENT 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 #william nylander #loml #toronto maple leafs

[royaltrios]

when they start getting closer/touchy but not trusting themselves to fully commit wyll roughhouses w astarion and stari laughs a bit and calls him a brat and wyll laughs along and pretends like it isnt literally the only thing in his mind for the next week and a half

after they start dating wyll is kissing stari’s face and hes griping about how hes too old for wyll to treat him this way and wyll grins and pulls out the sir in a tongue in cheek way and astarion literally has to freeze to reel from how it makes him feel

#do you see. my vision. im throwing up #they are exactly the ‘brat. >:/‘ ‘sir ^_^’ dynamic. #you have to understand *gripping your shoulders and shaking like a tiny dog* #wyst #i thibk im far enough in the tags anyway stari is on easy mode bc wyll stutters and stammers everytime he points out thst #oh the big strong monster slayer wyll bladeoffrontiers ravengard is so Easily taken in by a vampire #and not even a full on vampire wow ahh just a vampire spawn #but also. kill them w kindness . st probably wouldnt hate roleplay involving wl treating him like a virgin HAHA #a safe place to feel yourself recover bits and pieces of urself #he deserves to have someone treat him that way abd wl is like. running into heavy traffic to provide