#he said NIECE

[comradekatara]

"bitter work" is such an iconic episode. toph and katara debate the merits of various teaching methods when your student is a gifted kid who has heretofore never struggled to grasp a concept. iroh expresses a desire to pulverize his fourteen year old niece. sokka and zuko bargain with god.

#O SMITE ME MIGHTY SMITER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #zuko's best moment ever tbh. it makes me laugh so hard im SORRY #toph #katara #aang #iroh #azula #sokka #zuko #i wouldve said 'abused' or 'mentally ill' fourteen year old niece but i dont wanna get discourse in my notes forever. #he did call her crazy though. so!

[gooperts-gunk]

imagining cucurucho as a pathetic little guy crawling to any of his favorite islanders and going "they took my managerial job from me. im just doing contracted work now. i owe them nothing but i won't tell you anything confidential. they could take me around back and shoot me any second but i have plans to finish." but he showed up normal today so nevermind, skull emoji LUL

is it too late to make him be a little upset like in a silent way. like he lingers around a person they ask "wtf is up with you why aren't you leaving". i want q!bbh comforting him like "it's ok to lose ur purpose cucurucho! i lost my purpose when the federation brought me to this island! imagine what my boss will think when he finds out my soul quota is down... i think what's happening to you is called karma! :)"

okay maybe i just miss q!bbh and cucurucho interacting and i miss special guest crumbs but that's besides the point i want bearfailure cringeflop cucurucho, just sopping wet bear, the rabbits leave him out in the rain. living out of a dirt house with 1 cyan sofa in it.

#goopert talks qsmp #you know q!bbh's love life is bad when ur genuinely considering making him kiss a bear that's kidnapped his children and nephews and nieces #me w/ cucurucho is so i hate you but i love you but i hate you #because like the feds and census bureau are sooo misleading and manipulative and grrr i hate you i hate you #but like... they have so much personality like why is cucurucho better than some of his workers AGENT 18 i mean what who said that #i feel the same hate love hate with agent 18 because he's funny but SUCH AN ASSHOLE!!! i want u DEAD!!! but also ur funny. #anyway maxo come back so q!bbh can have a polyamorous relationship with u and q!pierre. u can get back together it will be ok #don't make me slash srs ship cucuhalo man don't do this to me please whoever the new players are woo q!bbh put up with him and love him

[spiderversegf]

i love when u explain sth to a toddler and they go “oh.” in a really solemn voice it’s so cute

#🍜 #my gf is babysitting their niece and nephews and the youngest kept asking when his dad would get home #and every time my gf was like ‘he’ll be home after lunchtime!’ he would just be like ‘oh.’ and it cracks me up every time #or once my niece was sharing her lunch w me and kept trying to give me some of her honeydew which i don’t like much so when i said #‘no thank you! i don’t like those very much’ she would go ‘oh.’ and then happily give me sth else sjdksjs #so cute #kids

[mxwhore]

mutuals. i am getting caught in my own bitterness again...

#ill vent because this is basically my bedroom #my younger older brother is caught up in that phase of romantic love when nothing else matter but girlfriend #thats fine i guess it happens #the thing is he forgot about my birthday and i was sad. then he remembered that he forgot and called and said #heyyy lemme make it up to you. lets go grab dinner this weekend (last weekend) #he forgot he even said me and went wine tasting with his gf. so now im double sad AND pissed because #i said no to my friends who actually wanted to see me because i was under the assumption that we were going out #so i sent him a passive aggressive message like heyy dinner was great thx for that xd and he was like what dinner?? #long story short he realized he fucked up again and invited me to dinner for realsies this time #but like. he isnt really inviting me? he and my niece were going to a kiddy place he promised he would take her and said i could tag along #i told him i realize now he just invited that to save face and to forget about it #but now im even sadder cuz i love my niece and she is always happy to see me... i just feel like im stupid or something #theyre going tomorrow and im debating on whether i should swallow my pride and go for her #i probably wont #im still not over it #anyway whatever i got work to do

[rosestarlightkatarina]

Daniela happily telling her uncle how they are going to spend their day together

Karl: Do you have at least one idea that doesn’t include your mother beheading me at the end?

#incorrect resident evil village quotes #re8 incorrect quotes #resident evil village #resident evil 8 #re8 #daniela dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #I know he would end up doing everything that she said #after all he loves spending time with his favorite niece and pissing off his hated sister so much

[employee052]

tsp au but its the narrator also the narrator for pocoyo and post

#TURNS OUT RHE NARRATOR FOR POCOYO ALSO VOICED THE NARRATOR IN HITCHHIKERS GUIDE #AND IIRC KEVAN BRIGHTING SAID HE WAS INSPIRED BY HIS PERFORMANCE FOR NARRY #DO YOU SEE THE MATH IM DOING HERE MOTHERFUCKERS #THIS CAME TO ME WHEN I SAW MY NIECE WATCHING POCOYO AT MY GRANDMAS HOUSE #NOW I WANNA DRAW STANLEY LIKE POCOYO #tsp narrator #ozzy rambles #tsp #tspud

[bbygirl-aemond]

Martin was giggling when he decided to make uncle and dad the same thing in valyrian and make a a lot of uncle/nieces marry each other

I bet 50 bucks that Freud's ghost was visiting him and giving ideas.

i really think there must be something up with his family to make him so obsessed with this lmao like he had NO reason to put this in his worldbuilding. or i also like to think that his family is 100% normal, it's just him wilding and so they spend all of their thanksgivings watching him like this. especially his sisters and nieces:

#like i really can't stop thinking about his poor nieces since daemon is canonically like his little self-insert favorite character #WHY did he lean so hard into this #we should be bullying him more for this #though i am thankful because how else would i find a family THIS fucked up to write about #i really said “nah the fire nation royal family from atla isn't messy enough it's time to upgrade” #ask #asks #answered #hotd #house of the dragon #fic #fic: stormbreak #stormbreak #aemond targaryen #daemon targaryen #rhaenyra targaryen #rhaenyra #daemon #aemond #daemyra #daemond #rhaemond #aemyra

[telimezh]

Idra, Mireän, and Ino

#I asked my brother how old he thought they were in the second picture #He said ino looked like our nieces age #initially said that idra was a '30 year old' and then reevaluated to 'teenager' #and said mirean was a 'middle aged lady' #ah well lol #tge #Idra Drazhar #Mireän Drazhin #Ino Drazhin

[widowshill]

i don't think so baby you have one more episode <3

#ds liveblogging. #977. #love the optimism though :) #he really said i am INVOLVED now. i investigate! rescue my niece! point swords at people! know the plots! #he even knows about pt BEFORE LIZ ! #but alas. the narrative.

[irregularbillcipher]

demon show is one of the biggest examples of a fanbase doing a lot of heavy lifting to play around with/explore premises that the show doesn't seem interested in, but are wildly entertaining

#all those posts that make the other sins charlie's aunts and uncles? peak. amazing dynamic. absolutely not canon but i wish it was #love me some incredibly dysfunctional families #also with the asterisk that charlie loves all her aunts and uncles inclusing the ones who suck. and they all love her #'what about mammon--' ESPECIALLY mammon that makes it ten times funnier #everyone has to be nice to their shitty little brother because charlie wont stop inviting him to family dinners #because she genuinely loves him. that's her uncle and he's part of this fmaily dammit #mammon actually cares enough about charlie despite his Everything to go to said dinners and try not to pick a fight with his siblings #all the sins have massive beef even taking the clown out of the picture and they're trying so hard to be normal for their niece #everyone thinks lucifer is a shit dad but they're keeping their mouths shut to have a Peaceful Night at demon olive garden #peak comedy

[aro-aizawa]

getting into batman and fam late is mildly embarrassing because with the series going on for so long there's a lot of various different interpretations of characters and they'll usually have common threads between them in the very least appearance wise so its easy to recognise them. i, however, did not grow up with the standard appearance of these characters and none shows that example more than when i imagine dick grayson. bc when ppl think of dick grayson he has long(ish) dark hair whereas what i think of is:

#shut up danni's talking #gif #batfam #on another mildly embarrassing note i grew up w dick's personality being those films which from memory is mostly cheerful #w a good(ish) relationship w bruce and almost always smiling #HOWEVER i knew of tim drake so whenever i saw robin in teen titans i assumed ah thats tim then i guess bc he always seemed so serious #that being said i never actually watched teen titans it never really appealed to me but i did know of it #on a similar note my mind always gets v confused bc the barbara in those films is my hc steph which does not make sense #mostly bc i don't think of her as barbara gordon bc she's not she's instead alfred's niece or smth? #but shes blonde and shes batgirl so 🤷‍♀️ brain says thats steph which is why in my head she and dick would be friends at least #but yeah i always imagine dick w rlly short hair so it always takes me back a bit when i read someone describe dick's hair lol #tbf i don't take everything in those movies as canon bc the batnips still haunt my dreams and made me giggle uncontrollably as a kid #like seriously batman w visible nips like who you trying to intimidate batman you have nips on your armor

[willfullwanderer]

overstimmed, over it

#art #artwork #oc #furry #fursona #furry oc #rabbit #jackalope #hare #oc: rowan #drew this in my cute tiny sketchbook while at my nieces bday party at a bowling alley/arcade #needless to say i did not have fun #but part of that was the fact im too old for the children but too young for all the parents of said children #so then u get this 24 year old mfer with noise cancelling earbuds in whos silent and sitting in whatever corner he can find #probably weirding out everyone who happened to witness me #anyway

[totalspiffage]

Using tags to rant once more family death talk so be mindful

#my brother and i aren't close but #he worked with me a bunch in the last couple years #and he like seemed so proud that he was able to work with me? like it's the first thing he said #one of the last things he made had my vpice and i dont know what to do with that #amd my niece ive missed her a lot #it was so nice to hold hwr and tell her im proud of her and have it mean something to her #death cw ///

[fox-guardian]

at first I didn't like Kevin wtnv because of obvious "oh no creepy antagonist(??)" reasons but him and Lauren interacting put some points in the funny villain column for him. He was so petty. God. "IIII'm pretty sure I didn't ask for your feedback :)" king momence, actually

#ramblings with major #wtnv #im on ep 53 no spoilers please #but yes hes so funny sometimes i still hate him but in a different way now #like 'you're presumably evil and said bad things about cecil's niece BUT you make me laugh funny little man' #like for elias tma i would rip him to shreds but kevin i would throw against a wall to see him flatten #its a different vibe

[astro-b-o-y-d]

Mabel in chapter 1: Grunkle Stan, you grew a beard! Stan: Sure did! Ford and I decided that if we were going to be- Stan: Stan: -men of the sea, then we needed to look the part!

#Hayley Writes Triangulum #You know what he really wanted to say but remembered he was now in the company of his thirteen-year-old niece and nephew #Yes he actually said it to Ford back when they first started growing out their beards #Yes they both laughed

[running-in-the-dark]

oh! my nephew stayed here last night, and he told me that his grandma's partner - the most annoying, conceited, boring man I have ever met - said he doesn't like it that I always contradict him :)

I've met this guy maybe... 5-10 times total? and every time he manages to say something even more stupid than the last! it's almost impressive! like, he thinks he knows everything. and no one ever says anything, they just let him talk because it's not worth it (I know that because almost every one of them has told me this).

but I get too pissed off when it's something I care about. and I'm an adult now, I can talk back to shitty adults, I don't give a fuck.

anyway, I just think it's absolutely hilarious that he feels that way and now I'll do it even more often :) it's very fun when I ask him what his sources are for what he's saying and he just stammers some bullshit and tries to say that's not the point (pretty sure it's 100% telegram and tik tok, because that's the kind of useless old guy he is).

#some fun recent examples include... my niece gave back my rainbow high doll. he saw it and commented that it's disgusting that dolls #sexualise little girls like that because of crop tops and high heels and makeup and garter belts. what the fuck man. no one is sexualising #anything except YOU #that's a fashion doll. meant to be like 15. wearing fun pretty clothes and colourful makeup. if you look at that and think oh that's #too sexy. then I'm sorry but that's YOUR problem #(and garter belts??? it was some decoration hanging off her skirt what the fuck.) #he didn't like it when I said that no one ever says toys for boys have to be good role models :) #got realllly pissy when I wouldn't stop :) like hello dude you know there's something you can do if you don't want anyone to respond to your #fucking bullshit right? it's called THINKING. just keep that shit in your head #I'll keep doing this until he no longer wants to say dumb shit when I'm around :) (so. forever probably. but he's old he'll die before me so #it'll be fine). #oh and one time he tried to convince us that regular people in the UK are better off since Brexit. hello? dude you don't speak a damn word #of English. you barely know how to order a drink or something. how the fuck would you know #it drives me insane. he couldn't be any more mediocre and stupid if he tried. yet he thinks he's the greatest person ever #can't fucking stand him #and men like him in general. (yes it is only ever men. women like my mother are similar but they're never this fucking sure of their shitty #opinions.) #(in fact they usually give up way too easily. in my experience at least.)