#he speaks!

[ballroomfitz]

My favorite thing about LOTR fanart is that I've seen all kinds of original designs for the characters that are totally different from their actors, but Boromir ALWAYS looks like Sean Bean. And you know what y'all are correct

#my stuff #he speaks! #lotr #lord of the rings #boromir

[tieflingfaggot]

the resemblance is truly uncanny. upsettingly so

#the summer hikaru died #hikaru ga shinda natsu #he speaks! #homestuck

[gloomdivision]

There are three genders: orange/blue, grey/black, and fog

#he speaks! #idkhow #i dont know how but they found me #gloom division

[bouncykhotchillipeppers]

a short nct johnny birth chart reading (cross-posted from twitter)!

disclaimer: i do not know him personally, no harm intended, and others may interpret it differently. this is all for fun! please be nice as i don’t know nct super well. please do not repost or steal my work.

now, on to the fun stuff.

my first reaction was just…oh. that’s why. THAT is why he’s like this. the sheer, absolute, utter chaos inside of him. sorry to this man. the best way i can describe him is a cynical dreamer. completely out of pocket. very chill yet extremely uptight about certain things. his entire chart is a walking contradiction. let’s break this down.

the first thing i will focus on is his aquarius mercury rx in 5H because that is his chart ruler. a…backwards thinker, if you will. he’s that out of the box person who asks the weirdest questions in your biology class about, like, “since it’s theoretically possible, blah blah blah.” ACTUALLY. WHAT IF. MAYBE IF THIS HAPPENED. yeah, he’s that guy. don’t get me wrong! he’s actually a deep thinker, the guy that reads wikipedia because it’s fun and a walking encyclopedia of weird facts you really didn’t need to know about. he’s smart as hell and willing to debate anything, almost to a fault. it’s easy for him to see multiple sides, the cynical side giving way to the fantastical side and vice versa, and if he had harsher placements, i would say he’d make a fantastic lawyer because of this ease. truth is, he would fucking suck because he would let his emotional bias get in the way. he’s also not…serious enough. which i’ll get into later.

sun in aquarius in fifth house! creative, passionate, realistic. sun trine moon, in tune with himself. he knows who he is, though maybe not necessarily what he wants or needs. sun semisquare venus and sun opposite mars—a fighter. context is important, though. fighting against his friends is something he absolutely hates because he views his friendships as his solid foundation, somewhere he can go to let go. he will do everything he can to protect those friendships. he ACTS like he doesn’t give a shit because, hello, aquarius sun and gemini moon—the top two signs of not giving a shit—but the reality is that he does care, thanks to 7H in pisces and 11H in cancer. he’s just emotionally stunted because of that moon square saturn. he’s also a great friend because he’s so easygoing and lax about a lot of things. until you push him to his breaking point. then he will cut you to your core, taking all those little bits of knowledge he’s gathered over the years and turning them into the worst bits of knowledge about you and throwing them back in your face with a direct coldness. but other than that, he’s real chill. thoughts over feelings type of guy.

great friend, not so great boyfriend. he needs to be able to detach completely and emotionally, someone who’s as independent as he is and definitely not someone who’s clingy. he will prioritize his friends and family over romantic relationships any day, any time. he will dm you back with “i think we’d be better off as friends.” he will move on. he is a heartbreaker and does not care because that is not where his priorities lie. he thinks romance is inviting you over to his friend’s house for some beer and a nacho table and wii sports.

the final topic i will discuss is my favorite one: his grand mutable cross.

grand crosses (or grand squares) are when there’s four squares connected to each other to create a cross or a square in the chart, and they’re typically all in the same mode (cardinal, fixed, mutable). (i say typically because our very own mark lee has two grand crosses, one is fixed and the other is dissociate because of his cancer mercury rx.) but i digress. included in this aspect are his gemini moon 10H, sagittarius jupiter 3H, pisces saturn 6H, and virgo ascendant. so, what the fuck does this mean? to put it simply: chaos. despite all the stable capricorn and aquarius in his chart, this man thrives in disruption. every moment is a moment to live and enjoy. he needs to think, do, and decide for himself—to be free. he excels at the mundane but shines in the unanticipated. he’s good at seeing the small details and the big picture, the reason in the emotion, the halves in the whole, and is willing to take whatever life throws at him with ease because of the way he’s predictable with his unpredictability. restless and always looking to do something, anything to keep himself occupied. however, he tends to worry about meaningless things and ignores or outright avoids the things he needs to confront, hence why it’s hard to push him to his breaking point, which is confrontation. the capricorn in him helps with this to an extent. the tendency to see the absolute best and absolute worst in every situation is another one of his faults; as an example, he can cheer others on but internally be worrying that someone might get injured. he thrives in fun and excitement, constant change. as long as he has somewhere to focus his restless energy, he’s good.

some final notes:

i try to stay away from parents for idol chart readings, but since a parent planet is on the MC, i’ll talk about it. moon conjunct MC: he considers his mother to be the light of his life, literally. places her above everyone else. the midheaven is the highest point on his chart, the part the light shines on the most. he sees her as witty and capable and gets along well with her.

cancer in 11H: so devoted to his friends and his dreams. the basis and roots of his life.

a piece of advice i would give him: not everything has to be a major upheaval. it’s okay to let things go. it’s okay to be selfish sometimes, but the best place for you to be is in service to others. caring for others, especially friends and family, is what will make you happiest. but do not give a piece of yourself to everyone you meet.

ummm that’s it! 🙈 if you have a fan meeting with another member please ask them their birth time i’m always curious i love knowing idols’ charts

#nct #nct 127 #johnny suh #엔시티 #엔시티 127 #쟈니 #astrology #natal chart #birth chart #grand mutable cross #grand mutable square #chart reading #kpop #kpop astrology #fuck idk how tags work anymore on here… whatever #he speaks! #i do chart readings just not right now i’m busy #i have a grand mutable cross too… hehe

[pursuitseternal]

You will be “Pinned” in place waiting for this next update for “Tamed by Light.”

From the “Her Dark Wolf” series… affectionately known as the “Lord Woofron” stories 😂🐺. Read part one.

Before the gates of Angband, it is surely madness to face Carcharoth, but there is little left for Sauron in this cursed wolf form. Except her. And he must protect her.

1st Saurondriel | Explicit | 4.2K

From chapter 3: “Pinned”

…“Whatever the circumstances,” Sauron forced a laugh, “I have brought Galadriel to you just as I promised.” He needed to lay down, to lick his literal wounds and ask for treatment himself. Not get into a pissing match with this bitch. But he stayed strong, just favoring his paw a little as he sat. “Must I remind you which one of us faced down Carcharoth and sent him flying into the pits?” He shook his head and rolled his orange eyes.

Finrod sniffed. “Only because you would want to defeat a lesser monster than you. Only because you fear death, servant of the dark one.”

Sauron couldn’t help it. He was in pain and at the end of his limited patience. He growled, low and rumbling, hackles raised as he postured toward Finrod. That stupid elf reached for his weapon, and instinct blinded his reason. He pounced, flattening the Noldorian King in one jump. But through the red veil over his vision, his wound finally began to take him as well.

Growl faded to whimper, whimper widened to cry as Sauron rolled off of the elf’s chest. Hugging his right paw tightly to his body, Sauron limped backwards. And just as Luthìen cradled Beren’s head gently, tending to his ghastly stump, Galadriel pulled him into her lap. She didn’t care whatever grumbling Finrod or Luthìen did now, she whispered into his pointed ear, “It’s going to be okay,” and, “I told you not to die a hero’s death now, Dark Lord.” She pulled her athelas poultice out again, trying to rub it in. But her eyes darted to her friend across the way, to the dying mortal in her lap as Luthien’s hand stroked over his pale and stubbled face. She looked down at Sauron, a puddle of black fur and heavy body draped over her knees. His breath began to weaken, his heart beginning to race. The venom was working even on his cursed Maia form.

“I told you, remember me for the good I tried to do,” he whispered, for her ears alone. His vision swam, her face with those deep bright eyes with tears beginning to wet their corners, her perfect mouth pressed in a line of worry… that would be enough for him to let his soul leave at last. He felt his paw lift, her face bending down. Her lips’ brush on the bites of his ankle barely registered in his flesh, the sucking on his wounds a final effort to keep him in this realm. And with one last sniff of her scent, the perfume of light itself. Then his world turned to black. As black as his soul surely still remained.

Dun, dun, duuuuun

🎨 credit to @marimosalad for her drawing I will forever use in these moodbords

#dark lord woofron #he speaks! #carcharoth #Finrod #Luthìen #galadriel x sauron #Galadriel #saurondriel #Sauron #werewolf sauron

[nebula-nights-reblogs]

laios would love spore ghat sick son of a gun

#he speaks! #dunmeshi #laios #missing laios hours.

[coffeebuoy]

i have this real wild and wacky idea: stop hating sakura so much

#he speaks! #why don’t we consider what she would be like when given proper character development #outside of pursuing a boy who clearly doesn’t love her #she was kinda cucked yknow #she deserved better in canon #like #she worked hard under tsunade’s teachings to become stronger #so she could pull her own weight in the team #and she DOES #she took down a fucking akatsuki member #she had help from chiyo baa-sama but she still did it #she didn’t need help from a MAN yknow #she also came up with the cure to save kankurou’s life like hello #also what would they have done in the war without her helping to heal ppl #she also admires and becomes friends with naruto. she doesn’t continue bullying and hating him #that’s just a part 1 thing #and her hitting him and stuff? that’s a fucking anime trope #that shit happens in so many anime and manga series you idiots #it’s fiction #i say as i rant about a fictional character. sigh #thanks for tuning into my ted talk

[sherkathyy]

he's missing u rn (me too :()

oh my god..............merlin...merlo...........come back to me

#he speaks! #you too ofcourse kisses i love u

[tallymarkbrothers]

three doesn’t speak?

#he speaks! #blaseball #three #parker macmillan #anon asks #asks #ic

[queuetchydigit]

Since this is technically the personal blog, does that mean I get to vagueblog about work??

Anyways, I'm gonna be recording my AGM any time she speaks to me because instead of being able to offer an apology for acting unprofessionally, she doubled down, gaslit me for being upset at the way she spoke to me while ignoring that I was serving customers, and threatened that she could have written me up for insubordination. If I get fired or quit, I'm gonna post them with identifying details muffled, because I'm feeling an extra sort of petty about it. This is the same woman who screamed at me in the middle of the store, top of her lungs, about not getting a simple task done when I was scheduled out extra early, and then tried to bully me out of the company once already l. Honestly, I think I've shown a lot of restraint not walking out and never going back there, but I'm SO close to being able to buy my little handful of earth and get out of this fucking state that doesn't even want me here. Hopefully I can just get a transfer, or she can get her name on the shit list when I send everything to corporate and I can ruin her fucking career, because she is not a good leader if she can't lead by example, and can't offer a simple apology, and she deserves nothing.

I'm ready to cause some shit, fucking try me.y 30's are finally time for my villain era

#not queue #he speaks! #been a while since I've rageblogged about work #I do not like being this stressed about it

[nebula-nights]

BABE WAKE UP ARTFIGHT THEME JUST DROPPED!!!

#I’m gonna have to put my were and vamp character sheets up #I have some time for artfight this year cannot waittttt #also how can u put two bad bitches against each other. how am I to pick what side to join. #I need to make several ref sheets. also I’m going to hit more anthro characters this year I think #yippee yay yay yay #he speaks!

[tieflingfaggot]

Denji “I’m not gay but 20 dollars is 20 dollars” chainsawman

#chainsaw man #he speaks!

[gloomdivision]

Source: these are my favorites and I bite

#I picked the albums that would bite #razzmatazz wouldn’t bite but 1981 would #he speaks! #fall out boy #weezer #pierce the veil #arctic monkeys #radiohead #i dont know how but they found me

[bouncykhotchillipeppers]

#he speaks!

[2dstims]

hey guys, sorry for the inactivity. my life has been very busy lately but i hope to get some gifs queued soon and im gonna try and learn how to make my own. thanks for stickin around :P

#not stim #he speaks!

[nebula-nights-reblogs]

youngest nephew is obsessed with the Mario movie so I’m chilling with him. I appreciate his feedback on the film

#he speaks! #he went ‘wow!’ in quiet aw when Mario reached the mushroom kingdom #also he agreed w me when I said that they got separated bc Mario made his stupid ass speech #lil dude doesn’t really talk but he loves to hate a lil with me