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kagesdumpsterfirea month ago
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And in other news:
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We love Aaron Mahnke. 馃槉
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power-chordsa month ago
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This cat has heterophobia in his eyes
Corpse Husband
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lake-lady5 months ago
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馃悇 !
Hi hi hi!
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gays4thebloodgoda year ago
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NOT TOMMY CALLING TECHNOBLADE A FURRY AUEHEJEBEJWNSKKWNE
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brattycobra7 months ago
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Stingray: The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe. Eat cake.
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sytheguna month ago
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Terrance, presenting an image of Bebe: So you consider yourself an aspiring writer? Describe this woman in your best prose.
Michael: I saw her again today. The woman of my dreams. Locks of ebony hair, dark like a starless night and beautiful as the sun setting over the sea. I yearn to be with her. Today鈥檚 the day I will make her mine, whether by words of force or by the ropes in my car. She will be so beautiful on our wedding.
Josh: She got fat fucking milkers
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runnerboo9 months ago
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why does everyone immediately go for pets on this god forsaken server
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penguin-of-the-heart5 months ago
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鈥淗ey I'm just telling how it is! Remember that first kiss? Awful!鈥
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noot-noot-shoota year ago
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Truth has been spoken
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punbyl-chaotically8 months ago
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The Ender Dragon is lesbian, according to Eret....
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coastisclear11 months ago
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i was telling my dad that i saw a bunch of blue lives matter flags in the neighborhood i was driving through and he was like that鈥檚 basically just a sign that tells their neighbors 鈥渋鈥檓 a racist!鈥 and i was like YUP!
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