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3rod3d-opossum · 2 years
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Greetings Ace Attor-oops wrong fandom.
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ponytailcoby · 2 years
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All of my notifications today have been about something bad happening to Klay 😭
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chaotic-tired-bastard · 10 months
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I FIXED IT YALL WE CAN GO HOME WITH OUR HAPPY QUEER CANON
Edit: Fixed it bcs the burn scar was on the wrong side ;-;
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rickybaby · 1 month
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I: “Who will be the first Aussie on the podium in his home Grand Prix?”
Daniel: “10 years ago actually, it happened. I stood on it ”
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yuridovewing · 5 months
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If Jayfeather actually worked retail I’d like him a lot more. I too am always at my limit behind the counter. Unfortunately he’s too busy being a doctor making tiktoks about how annoying his patients are
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xxinvader-killdeerxx · 2 months
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lower opacity rain & no rain
heres the ref
[5hr 38min]
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boimgfrog · 4 months
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when my baby nephew trips and falls I'm always like ohhhhh oh wowww you're so strong and brave!! look!!! you didn't even get a scratch!! you're like achilles!! such a big strong powerful baby!!! and he always ends up getting back up and going back to playing <3 when he gets upset or overwhelmed and starts crying im like ohhhh the woes oh nooooo, oh the saddest little boy in the WORLD oh come here strong sad boy come here let's go sit in silence or hold a soft toy for a couple minutes and he calms down. idk if this is a long term solution but it works for now and he launches himself at me at the speed of sound whenever I watch him so <3
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Me and my brother were just talking about when I gave him a concussion via knocking him down my grandma's stairs
(Part 15)
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melonmortis · 2 years
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Can a Utah man and a deranged fascist truly love one another?/ the hardest j in my life
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caravanlurker · 1 year
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weak nerd arms
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coffeeastronaut · 9 months
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the shitscript is in fact a a a shitscript but crowley and aziraphale's 6000 years of crowley cheating at checkers every time and aziraphale never wins is seriously so insanely funny. like.
aziraphale is not at all stupid, let alone enough for crowley's literal "whats that outside!!!! [snatches his pieces]" but the fact that he KNOWS hes been cheating this whole time and has been LETTING him is so fucking funny.
not for the reason the script gives (something something its aziraphale's lame moral lesson that even he knows is stupid, but only after an 11 year old points it out to him) but for the reason ive invented in my mind, which is that this is yet another example of their looserman weirdo foreplay
#mi#fuck it. goes in my good omens tag#good omens#i am firm in my belife that they only have a. bad sex but lots of it or b. looney toons sex that gets interuppted by increasingly outlandis#incidents cumulating in like a stick of dynamite from a mining convention thats passing through town accidentally gets swapped with the cig#the cigar that aziraphale was going to use in their noir detective rp that theyve been working up to for 6 years (technically 8 but they#forgot about it for a few years in the middle) and when he goes to sensually smoke it he gets blowed up like columbo and when the smoke#clears all his clothes have spun around backwards like daffy's beak.#both scenarios cause power outages but for different reasons. in the first its bc even the lamest of sex has them like AWOOOOGHAAAA and#convinced theyve reinvented gods greatest gift to mankind and inadvertently fuck with the power grid and in the second its because#crowley tried to feed aziraphale food in bed but butterfingered the fork and as it slipped and tumbled and bounced between his hands like a#master juggler high on too little sleep and too many coworkers who say shit like 'egads!' it miraculously found its way into the wall outle#(the only uncovered outlet in the bookshop; every other outlet has one of those babyproof covers because aziraphale doesnt trust the wiring#to not make random bolts of electricity to come out otherwise; which means they really do do that purely bc he expects it)#and when he impulsively went to pull it out he got electrocuted but on account of him not being human it just felt a bit funny and then#they stood and took turns holding the fork in the outlet and giggling like old ladies do at raunchy operas; completely blowing out the#circuts in the bookshop and every other shop on the same wiring
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Hahahah why did I think of an au where Hua Cheng falls off the rafters at fucking Medieval Times and gets caught by a particularly handsome knight *cough cough*
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raddestrose · 21 days
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never mind, false alarm. My bad
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daydadahlias · 11 months
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right after I took these pics his embarrassing ass rolled down the stairs
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avatardoggo · 11 months
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one of the biggest mistakes we can make as Christians is think our sin is too dirty, too shameful and ugly for the Savior’s love. because by marinating in our guilt, we’re telling Jesus the cross wasn’t enough, what He did for us wasn’t enough to save us from ourselves. and that breaks His heat
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