#he tries to be so scary lol

[reineydraws]

shanks reminds me of jmw turner's paintings so i wanted to put them together 💥

sketch for the painting under the cut!

#shanks #akagami no shanks #red hair shanks #red haired shanks #red force #one piece #one piece fanart #op fanart #it's kiiiiiiind of what i wanted #i was thinking about how people's eyes flash red when they use conqueror's haki #so i wanted to marry a red sunset by turner with a shanks portrait but it proved kind of difficult to balance the degree of abstraction lol #he's not as terrifying or scary or intimidating as i wanted to convey but the pro of that is that it looks more like a turner portrait #maybe one day i'll try again with a more stormy vibe but yeah the colours and emotion were pretty difficult to put down #i love turner #i tried to explore the more painterly brushes in procreate but i just ended up falling back on my favourite ones aha #the vibe i tried to capture is better conveyed in the sketch 💀 it's the shading. the shading helps convery it better #and i had to sacrifice the shading for the abstraction around his eye. ah well; learning experience! #anyways i know i just posted smth yesterday and also three hours ago but this is my blog and i will post if i want to #(i have to affirm this to myself literallt every single time i feel like im posting too much lmao) #i digress #oh btw that's a marine ship on the left about to go down from haki. jsyk.

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#me when everybody is posting the maple leafs sad narratives and i am furiously generating this like HOLD ONNNN HOLD ONNNNNNN #honestly i could've been SOOOO MEAN about this because i saw this poem & alexandra got the preview on the poetry blog #where i just reblogged the first half of this poem point blank with the tags #kyle dubas #toronto maple leafs #& got yelled at aksdaksf & it literally only didn't go on this blog bc i usually write more & then it was percolating & i looked up the poe #& it was only the FIRST PART i'd reblogged i didn't know there was more & then brain immediately went brrrrr ok time for an edit. #this is a long one lol & i also have no idea if it makes sense to anybody but me but because y'all know me i will always overexplain so!! #my reasoning for the reasons obvi kyle. that's a given i hope he's doing well i hope he & his family r good but man is not coming in to wor #the second edit took me a stupid amount of time bc i am nitpicky but also i learned how to do the layers & transparency from the claude edi #that actually y'all don't know about lmao but i lost my mind when i saw how perfectly those pictures align i was scrolling getty & was like #ok december i'm gonna do a headline one (in my brain with the november/june quote about choosing to die again) w/ maple leafs playoff odds #how they say at winter break you know who's gonna be in the playoffs & who'll win & they thought they had a shot but it's mitchie overlaid #the 2003-04 team who'd last won a playoff round with the atlantic division stats from dec for 22-23 & how long it's been & dec headlines #i wanted breakup/recent/never loved to be a recent trade acquisition somebody who bounced around & somebody else so i almost had simmer #brodie & zar but then i wanted to make murray for breakup at any time &i forgot zar & him were on the pens together &it hit me like a truc #bc there's a photo of the two of them EXACTLY the same so close it's scary of this one but them as pens so they had to be it & i did always #know never loved again was mitchie. sorry. also mitchie in the penalty box the last game but i couldn't find footage of it & this one works #no i could not find a photo of tyler bertuzzi fighting a leaf for a dog looked at me yes i tried. #i almost made the bunting photo jt but instead it's 'bunting a rat etc' anyway the one i really feel unhinged about is dead pets bc at firs #i was gonna make it the handshake line & look to see if the leafs had drafted anybody on the panthers (dead pet former draft pick) #& they had & it was carter verhaeghe & i couldn't get a good pic of matthews & verhaeghe but it's fine bc i thought about the mo/luke schen #narrative (in which they are a perfect d pair long lost) & schenn was drafted by the leafs & that line fits jut trust me. also how i feel #about the kniesy luminous line that one possessed me it had to be kniesy idk why. i almost put gussy as girls are too pretty though ALSO #did u like my joke. daylight SAVINGS time on the goalie. thank u. also my photo magic on the jt (me very poorly editing in him as an isle) #OK ALSO HOLD ONNNNN there is a part two but i have to wait for the Content i want it will come out as soon as [redacted] or sooner #if i get bad at waiting &everyone will pretend like it is always the way it will be once i have the photos i want. speaking of did the leaf #simply not take a team photo this year?? it Does Not Exist for me i have tried very hard to look for it also i'm excited for part 2 #one of them is named oh you're so unhinged for this one & the finished product is you're unhinged in ways you didn't even know u were sorry #liv in the replies

[skrunksthatwunk]

yusuke's big ol doe eyes

bonus (SICKENING!!!!!):

#he's not even kuwabara's height in them but he's closer #also yusuke's outfit here is like. exactly what i wore for the last two years of high school basically every day #he permanently altered my fashion sense and now it's looping around to me altering his. oh how the turn tables. woe platforms be upon ye #also if you think the anime-realism jumpscare panel looks bad it's part of the bit and if you like it it's bc i tried so so very hard #anyway yusuke *I* think you look very scary in your big clonky platforms ok. there there buddy shhhh #they're stupid. :) #yyh #yu yu hakusho #kuwameshi #yusuke urameshi #kazuma kuwabara #kuwabara kazuma #urameshi yusuke #also i gave him piercings bc uhhhhh uh um uhhhhh i think they look cool sorry. gender envy yusuke #skrunkart #joji kazama voice: [Beautiful Eyes.] now THATS for the rgg audience there we go i haven't forgotten y'all #yet another instance of me trying to make just like a regular kuwameshi sketch page and getting derailed #it's happened like 3 times which means i probably have enough for a sketch dump on accident lol #so that'll happen soonish probably #maybe in like. 2 hours idk. maybe not for years who knows #forces them to be mushy JUST A LITTLE BIT #they're cute to me... and i had to draw them actually together bc i realized i never make stuff of them Actually together :( #so they getta kiss god bless

[storfulsten]

What you ever thought about doing a soft version of bombeep??

well thought is I've been asked about soft bombeep before actually but I never knew and still don't how to make a good whitty that would fit but whatever, just going with vibes now so ye lets go

slightly darker clothing and such related things bc reasons but also sometimes wearing cat ears and a mask in an effort to look less intimidating to people bc he's just a big softie obviously uwu

#bombeep #soft!bombeep #I guess ha #regular au whitty is just a big softie aswell ofc but soft whitty is even softer yet looks more scary maybe so lol makes sense #making soft whitty edgier looking than usual is a totally valid way to go right lol the cat ears make up for it I think lol #he also got eyeliner and rings and a choker and probably a silver chain aswell he's getting all the drip lol fun stuff #soft bf uh I kept his regular shade of the skin and the hair that I usually use for basic bf bc he just looked too pale to me otherwise ha #rest is mostly the soft colors anyways so ye #gave him some pastel nail polish bc idk I feel like it'd fit bc ye #whitty also got nail polish man they both got nails now they never had that before oh geez #also bf's hair is drawn slightly different idk probably won't affect the regular doodles just tried something different I guess lol #for the softer look I guess it works ha #also idk anything abt the soft mod and the story so just take this as an au of an au if things don't fit tbh I'm just vibin lol #anyways basic pose is basic and doodle kinda lazy but not gonna complain too much so #take it or leave it #fnf au #fnf soft au #fnf shipping #boyfriend #whitty #bf #soft!bf #soft!whitty #or well soft enough I guess lol #I draw what I want #thanks for the suggestion #stay groovy friendo

[spider-man-2o99]

I JUST REALIZED YOUR MIGUEL DRAWING WITH HIM SAYING “i becamed… a vampire” IS CANON NOW! (ignoring reality) that’s exactly what he told gwen when they first met that’s why she’s introducing him as one to everyone else

dbjkbdjCKBJKDBJCDBCJCDJKJKDBCB GOD.,,, miguel voice okay shes like 16 what is the least-traumatic way to phrase the events that transpired when i got Spidered for someone who is both a Stranger and an Infant. uh . shock. okay. so, heyyy, tell me, gwen, have you ever, uh. ever heard of Those Feratu-

#talking tag #asks #atsv #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #gwen stacy #...i mean. i WILL say. /in-universe/ it actually would be in migs best interest if ppl just thought that he DID get turned into a vampire. #because of the Established History that vampires have of Existing in the marvel universe as People with Rights and Communities nd stuff lol #meanwhile if u hop over to like. punisher 2099 even. Mutates have a fantasy slur just for them and part of the public eyes job is-- #--literally just ''hunt down sobbing mutates that escaped from alchemax and brutally recapture them'' and i am Not making this up #like. IN BROAD DAYLIGHT. PUNISHER 2099 IS.. NOT A SUBTLE BOOK. but it provides fascinating insight into a lot of e928 worldbuilding. #there is this one scene i actually really like the writing of where Tyler and th punisher Big Bad are sniping @ e/o in front of. like. #this MASSIVE wall of cages--just. floor-to-ceiling--all full of screaming wailing mutates. and neither of them even bat an eye at it all. #and Fearmaster (the Punisher villain) tries 2 Threaten tyler with his scary Creepy Hand but tyler just smacks him away nd calls it Lame #meanwhile they are still in a room full of People In Kennels that their Evil Sci-Fi Cyberpunk Future Corporation Legally Owns #marvel 2099 is so fun

[cha1cedony]

Thinking about how Lincoln and Chris are both SUPER jealous people. Love them but that must’ve been a crazy marriage lmaoo

#literally the only thing we know about Chris is that they were jealous at the idea of Link EVER remarrying 😭 #and Link was soooo jealous of anything that got his dads’ attention as a kid #LIKE. he hates the number 4 merely for the idea of his dads having another kid lmao #they can’t have any hobbies than Link doesn’t also have (trains and dance classes lol) #he made them get rid of their cat #he gave fucking LAXATIVES to the other homeschool kids 😭😭😭😭😭 #at least he doesn’t seem to be that way with anyone but his parents…? #this was prompted by me relistening to S2E5 btw #when Scary says she’s going to the dance with someone else #and Link quickly goes from being like ‘oh yeah it’s chill we’re just going as friends’ #to ‘you have a date now? that’s cool whatever I totally don’t care’ etc. hehwhaha #so I think Lincoln is probably just as jealous with other people he loves (his friends spouses etc) but he’s just more subtle about it #WELL. not subtle lol. but he TRIES to be subtle at least 😭❤️ love him #anyway this is so… ignore this #just rambling about my guys 🫶 #chalcy stuff

[cerealmonster15]

Lunch break doodles ft best boy normal oak. I love when he says something rude and then IMMEDIATELY backpedals with 200% intensity bc he Feels Bad lol

#normal oak #dndads #scary n hermie r there too I guess lol BUT THIS IS ABOUT NORMAL #cereal tries to draw #dungeons and daddies #idk if hermie was in joker makeup in that scene I just wanted to make him look silly #these two parts crack me up #especially the hell scene #where he’s screaming and wailing about how he deserves to go to hell #and the demon guy was like WOAH WOAH I THOUGHT I HEARD SOMEONE DISRESPECTING WOMEN OVER HERE #and tbh that entire scene #where they’re like GO AWAY OLD MAN and rolled really well and he’s like OKAAAAAY #it’s so funny it has me in tears every time lol #anyway SORRY take my scribbles and leave me to my madness

[sa-bo]

Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die

#so much emotional shit been happening during the marineford arc im gonna come out of this feeling like a jaded war soldier #seeing coby having a downright full-on panic attack while bodies fall to the ground around him?? isnt this kid like 15-17 #and literally any scene where some shit happens to luffy is absolutely mortifying in nature ever since drum island #one piece sets itself up like ''lol look at these pirate friends getting into hijinks and saving each other and conquering the world!'' #but then shit gets crazy every time #i can no longer in good conscience recommend this without warning people abt how scary it gets sometimes #i feel like the first taste comes during arlong park where we see nami repeatedly stabbing herself #then with us seeing zoro's wound stapled shut and bleeding like a motherfucker as he still tries to fight #because they couldn't get professional medical help even if they probably saw his fucking guts and ribcage #but shit just keeps getting more terrifying every arc #alabasta? civil war. we see the princess of her country screaming her lungs out in vain for her people to stop fighting #sky island? mass genocide. for funsies. by a man so hopped up on delusions and apathy he thinks it's funny #water 7? we see the downfall of ohara and robin trying to Fucking Commit Suicide because she finally found ppl who like her #thriller bark--THRILLER BARK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. #seeing brook's crew sing together one last time as they all progressively drop dead one by one until only one is left #and the utter terror as we see zoro standing surrounded by his own blood in a 20 foot radius around him #impel down we see the horrors of the world government and how they treat their prisoners with layers of hell #and marineford we see a war even worse than that which we saw in alabasta #horrible horrible shit

[thechildisgone]

i know ill have a good time when i'm there and its not like i dont like my sister .. we have a strange relationship tbh like we really dont understand each other in some ways but we're actually more similar than we think.. but what bothers me most is she acts like we grew up in entirely different homes and she loves my dad and they talk like every day and i dont get it at all

#and any time i tried to talk to her about my dad being abusive she shuts it down adn gets really defensive #like im rly all alone in the knowledge #my mom doesnt like talking aout it bc well he abused her the most and still does #~at least he did hit us or cheat on her~ is what she says even tho he hit me a few times and i remember him yelling at her #and he prob hit her but i dont know. why would he hit me not her i have memories of trying to protect her and get between them #one time when i told her about how he slapped me she looked rly surprised and sad so idk #WHY WAS I his scapegoat #anyway... :) #sry last time my sister and i were alone on a trip together i tried to broach the topic and she was just like idk why you dont like our dad #he's perfect #so i was like oh you're just delusional djsaglkjasg #like idk maybe he never did anything to her bc she rly was his fav :| idk what to believe! #but it all leaves me feeling gaslit and crazy cause i remember how things were and the yelling and anger and alcoholism #but no one wants to talk about it or admit anything #and then he did worse to me and i cant tell anyone bc they alread dont admit all that #whew. anyway. ugh hes picking me up today #the alcoholism thing is the funniest bc like we're all alcoholics but he was truly the worst #i remember being 12 and just scared all the time bc he was so angry and scary when he was drunk #and i was like im never drinking everrr #and then i ended up being an alcoholic for a bit anyway fun times #oh and my sister has been with her husband since they were in high school and it makes me bitter idk how she got so lucky jakldsg #and hes really not the worst for a man.. my brother in law i mean.. but he is annoying sometimes #we’re only 3 years apart lol and there’s just the two of us

[minglana]

i technically went to a therapist today and i have. so many thoughts

#i went to a therapist in the way that he studied psychology. but hes the dorm director. he saw i was. not doing good this week so he asked #and i basically had an impromptu theraphy session before lunch🤪 #anyways he basically encouraged me to leave the dorms. GIRL that is scary no thank u. but he also said he was gonna keep up w me #and ask me if im studying especially for my drivers license. which. oh my god😭 ive been waiting for someone to like. give a shit and ask #and hold me accountable (idk if im expressing that correctly) for studying. FOR FOREVER hopefully this is gonna be the push i need #and hes also gonna help me look for an activity to do in uesca so i can actually make friends. lol😭😭😭 anyways im gonna cry bc like. #no one has actually sat down w me and tried to help me like this in forever. there were some dorm workers w whom i had a good relationship #and i talked w them and they knew abt my problems. but they didnt try to help me in this way i think. like idk man. he also acknowledged #that i usually relate more w grownups (only-child things🤪) and that that was good! but he also said i needed to actually have relationships #w ppl my age. god hopefully this will help..... #z xarre

[meownotgood]

dreamt that aki protected me........ hhh

#it was kind of a scary dream actually #I was at this really pretty resort place but every time I wanted to relax people came and tried to attack me lol #and everyone was also attacking each other #I was able to run away but then this guy chased me and threw me into this big pool #and he was holding me down and trying to drown me #but then aki appeared out of nowhere and pulled me out and asked if I was okay #he leaned down and he sort of whispered in my ear telling me to look away #and I heard the scary dude yelling #and aki had a gun so then I heard him shoot the guy who was chasing me... #scary......... #ok but aki with a gun is kind of hot tho #and it was kind of hot that he told me to look away so I wouldn't see anything #my heart is fluttering #brain tried to give me a scary dream but the delusions took over sorry

[marcmorrigan]

the B in Beyond Birthday stands for baby boy. and also beautiful. and also blood. and also... Beyond Birthday

#beyond birthday #death note #another note #death note another note #my art #sketch #blood cw #i mean it could be jam. you dont know. #also. He Is Looking At L. #this is FRESH hot new art btw. i drew this Today #im still figuring out my Face for him and i could not for the life of ne decide if i wanted him to have eyebrows or not... my L does #so it doesnt really make sense for beyond to NOT have them prior to the. end. of DNAN. he does have no eyebrows after... well you know #the first concept i drew for him was of him in recovery and it was so scary that i had to stop working on it #and i turned that sketch layer on again when i finished this one and jumpscared myself SO bad... evil fucking drawing apparently #anyway. pretty happy with him! he looks like Himself... i dont like the idea that he and L are indistinguishable when hes Doing His Bit #hes supposed to look different even in his makeup but still very similar and i THINK i achieved that... i want them to have very #different faces but similar Vibes. yknow? #like i want the faces to be different but the energies to match #i see a lot of people make beyond Not Japanese which is kind of confusing to me like... is he not canonically japanese? the way he talks #to naomi seems to at least imply he is #regardless of canon! my beyond is lol. my L has japanese heritage as well but hes mixed and wasnt born in japan #my beyond was born in japan and was brought to wammys after L... he latched onto him right away lol. or at least tried to #he was in LOOOVE in love with L as soon as he saw him #they r very 'sandbox love never dies' to me... omg actually beyond/L jennifers body au would be so cute and funny #beyond birthday voice I Was The Snowflake Queen #BEYOND BIRTHDAY VOICE MY TIT... #anyway. anyway. i love him so so so much. hes really scary to me but also really sad and compelling #his dynamic with L is like. so. much. just. much to think about #MUCH to think about. when it comes to beyond birthday. and trust... i Will Think About Him.

[mothram]

#diana's music diary #good morning #i slept early #it was nice #very cozy #I only slept like 4 hours though cause I had to get up for a delivery... also I'm posting this a couple of hours after waking... #as is becoming usual for these... I've been kind of vibing to music pretty much... #anyway yesterday was good but so exhausting... played lethal company with friends like I'd said which was really fun!! was a little bit of #process getting my bearings in it since I'd seen maybe one second of gameplay before but after a day or two in game I picked it up I'd say! #I mostly just ran away when I saw something scary but I tried scanning a monster and it opened the door which made me scream once ahaha #after that I was a lil tired but we ended up having a session of the project moon ttrpg I'm in kind of out of nowhere #it was short but v fun to play Frei again he kind of completely shut down the distortion singlehandedly which was surprising considering he #has no combat capability.. incapacitated them and read its mind which helped us figure out what we needed to do to resolve the distortion #-peacefully! my partners character did the actual resolving cause Frei is terrified of going near anything as gross as that distortion was #(it was a giant gross greasy burger monster. who was just bob from bobs burgers. he ended up in a polycule with linda and teddy after.) #Frei also read my partners characters mind a bit and maybe upset him a little by mentioning his daughter (her character is divorced lol) #anyway yeah... I was tired after both of those so I kinda got in bed and passed out quickly while listening to music... #idk what I'll do today I'm a bit sore still and I'm v sick and tired rn so I'll probably just relax a bit... #let's make today nice and cozy and good... love u friends thank u for reading <3

[imblocking-you]

061 BEING SO THOUGHTFUL ARGHGHFJFHD I NEED TO CHOMP ON SOME WOOD

#heating up xiaochi's body when he's cold #easing the numbness when he jumped from up high #slowing his heartrate when they watched the scary movie #bringing the oolong tea over #literally trying to get to know xiaochi better #helping xiaochi sleep by reading a politics textbook #rereading rn and i just wanna appreciate the extra mile 061 goes to for xiaochi simply just because that's the way he is like naturally #there's bound to be more since this is the first arc but dear god noticing it all now makes my heart both pound and ache uncontrollably #chi xiaochi #061 #lou ying #don't pick up boyfriends from the trashbin #dont pick up boyfriends from the trashbin #// maple #webnovel #GOD HE'S THE BEST #i will rip apart anything that tries to come in between them #don't pick up boyfriends from the trash bin #i just find it so so endearing that 061 helps with the randomest most mundane minuscule things rather than like the big mission or wtv #he leaves xiaochi with that lol #the. 507. fucking. heroes. :DD.

[llumimoon]

Somebody stop me I keep making dndads AUs and plotting them all out and doing nothing with them 😭

#cal rambles #rn it’s a classic medieval fantasy type AU with like kingdoms and royalty and all that #basic idea is: 20 years ago the entire kingdom of Oakvale vanished #the incident was thought to be caused by an ancient god that the previous king has foolishly awakened in his experiments #now in the present darkness has slowly been spreading throughout the land #it hasn’t been too much of a concern until very recently #as it was just assumed to be a slight increase of monsters in the forests #but the slow and steady spread has suddenly excelled exponentially #cut to the kingdom of hell where there’s a bunch of kids who r determined to fix things etc #aka very basic fantasy plot LMAO #Hermie is the second prince #Taylor is also a prince being Nick’s son #Lincoln is Taylor’s guard and also bestie #Normal is just like a normal villager LOL but for some reason his dad and uncle know the first prince (Nick) #so he got an apprenticeship w/ the royal healer ! #(Lark and Sparrow ran away after their dad tried to confront Barry abt something and then disappeared with all of oakvale) #(Sparrow settled down to have a normal life but Lark is looking for answers) #(Normal DOES NOT KNOW ANY OF THIS) #Scary is an apprentice/ametur witch who accidentally stumbled upon a prophecy highlighting the world’s demise #unless the teens stop it (how? instructions were unclear) #and she’s like FUCK. IG I GOTTA SNEAK INTO THE CASTLE OR WHATEVER TO FIND THESE LOSERS #so the four teens r like wrapped up in this mystery for a couple weeks while the outside of the kingdom starts getting more dangerous #and right before they leave on their epic quest Hermie literally walks in on them like wtf r u guys doing. #he ends up tagging along lol #Taylor wants to be a hero #Link is trying to keep Taylor safe #Normal wants to save the world (and maybe figure out who he is as well) #Scary wants to save herself (and her friends. maybe. don’t tell anyone) #Hermie wants to save his kingdom and maybe his dad will finally notice him

[cerealmonster15]

been speedrunning listening to dndads, finishing ep26 as i type this, normal oak is my all time fave id kill for this child in a mascot suit. hes my SON.

#cereal tries to draw #dndads #normal oak #and also tiny bitty bit of #oakworthy #god the teeny the teen outfit is so scary. reminds me of my college mascot lol #i saw spoilers so like the big chop just happened #but i know hes fine it's FINE anyway. hi. lol #ive seen a LOT of s2 spoilers so im psyched to be caught up #SOON so then i can get jumpscared and waiting with everyone else #hadnt seen a lot of s1 spoilers so there was a lot of emotion there lol #anyway whatever i need to go to bed #ive been thinking of nothing but dndads for days #but idk if i know anyone into it so im just #vibrating in place