Price: *wakes up in the middle of the night to someone knocking on his door*
Price: Ugh... Do I need clothes and a gun, or just clothes?
Answer: Neither if you don't want 'em.
Price:
Price: Graves, what the fuck are you doing here at 1AM??
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we all agree that needles is our new blorbo, right?
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I love when I walk to another room and hear the pitter patter of my cat’s little feet as he trails behind me with his tail up in the air
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Damian: Apologies for my tardiness everyone. I have not been sleeping well.
Tim: Have you tried a weighted blanket? It's like two people holding you down while you sleep.
Jason: Tim, blink once if you're in trouble and need assistance. Blink twice if you're just a freak.
Tim: *winks five times*
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what if we cuddled and smushed our blue hair and pronounce pompadours together haha jk… unless?
also more random assortment of doodles cause brain currently full of jelly beans
cw obsessive/possessive behavior
MORE VAGUE LORE WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO YEAH
also every time I get normal howdy’s Ai to turn obsessive, he is always one: a master manipulator, two: “animalistic”, and three: likes collars.
yyyyyeah
I usually have to stop it there-
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Fic idea things <3
Jason coming back to get revenge and seeing Bruce at his grave, talking to his headstone saying things like “you have a wonderful new brother, his name is Tim. I think you would’ve loved him.” And “Never tell Dick, but you were and probably always will be my favourite, Jay.” And Jason realizes oh fuck, I’m not ready for this emotional moment and I don’t even want revenge anymore. So he just continues to be Red Hood and sticks to crime alley until the Bats (Bruce, Tim, Dick, etc) get kidnapped and he’s like, oh fuck, now I HAVE to deal with this emotional bs.
Bruce just immediately hugging Jason after he finds out his identity. Even if it’s dangerous for him to do so (Jason pointing a gun at him).
Jason’s reason for wanting to kill the Joker having nothing to do with revenge, the reality of the situation is Jason has borderline debilitating insomnia because he’s so terrified he’ll wake up back in that warehouse or the Joker will find him whilst he’s asleep.
Bruce originally not wanting Tim as his new Robin because he reminded him so much of Jason. To the point where he caught himself almost calling him Jason on multiple occasions. That’s why it took so long for them to be close.
Dick accidentally calling Tim - Jason after Jason beats the shit out of him.
Jason and Tim knowing each other before Jason dies. Jason knew Tim’s parents weren’t caring for him properly and wanted Bruce to adopt him but he didn’t get the chance to tell Bruce about Tim when he was alive.
Jason getting dosed in fear toxin and getting hallucinations of Willis whilst the other bats are around.
Bruce getting dosed in fear toxin and hallucinates burying Jason again.
Jason is always freezing bc of the whole dying thing and needs other people to keep warm, but Jason’s a stubborn bitch and it’s the middle of winter.
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It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?
And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"
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