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awhitehead17 · 5 years

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Super Canine

Tim & Dick, TimKon, Humour, Dog!Conner, General Rating.

Summary: Dick’s surprised to find that Tim’s now got a dog, however he gets even more surprised when he finds out that the dog isn’t actually a dog but is actually his little brother’s boyfriend.

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Dick knocks on the door twice before walking into the apartment. He closes the door behind himself before adventuring further into his younger brother’s current home. “Tim?” He calls out looking for the younger man once he entered the living room.

“One second!” Gets shouted from somewhere inside the place.

Dick settles down on the couch and patiently waits for his brother to appear from wherever he was. As he waits his eyes wonder over to the photograph that was sat on the coffee table in front of him, it was simply a picture of Tim and Conner smiling goofily at the camera as they hug. It was cute and Dick couldn’t be happier for his brother.

The whole reason he’s at Tim’s apartment was because he was just stopping by to pick up some files that Tim had put together to do with a serial killer case that was currently going on through Gotham’s streets. Tim had wanted to take the case on himself but apparently something else has come up and he’s asked Dick to take over. Dick happily agreed as he hasn’t got anything else going on right now, though it made him curious on the reason why Tim wouldn’t take it.

Soft steps pull his attention away from the photograph and Dick turns to see who was approaching. He frowns when he doesn’t see Tim, he’s pretty sure he heard someone walking towards him. Seconds later whining gets his attention and his head snaps down to the source of the sound to find a black dog looking up at him.

Dick raises an eyebrow in surprise. He didn’t know that Tim had a dog. When did he get it?

The dog whines again and Dick reaches out to stroke the animal, it’s fur was soft and silky and the dog seemed to like it as its tail started to wag and smack against the floor in a rhythmic pattern.

“Hey Tim, I didn’t know you had a dog.” Dick says loudly to get his brother’s attention as he continues to stroke the animal on the head.

“Oh, that’s Conner.” Tim voices comes back to him, this time sounding much louder than before.

Dick looks over his shoulder to see Tim walking through into the living room. He gives Tim a look, “You named your dog after Conner? What’s he got to say about that?”

Tim stops next to the couch and watches the animal as Dick strokes it. It seems pretty content with the attention. Tim shakes his head, “No, that is Conner. He got turned into a dog on our latest mission.”

“Oh.” Dick says as he continues to stroke the do – Conner. “How did he get turned into a dog?”

Tim rolls his eyes and sits down next to him, placing a brown envelop on the coffee table as he does so. “Well, somebody didn’t listen to my orders and was hot headed and ignorant. I’m calling this his punishment, it’ll wear off in about four days.”

Dick watches with amusement as Tim glares at Conner, it gets even more assuming when Conner steps away from him to face Tim and growls at him, baring his teeth and everything. Tim rolls his eyes, he leans forward and bops Conner on the nose.

“Don’t you dare growl at me,” he says sharply with a pointed finger.

Conner startles at the action, he blinks before shaking his head and moving back over to Dick. He places his head on Dick’s lap and looks up at him with wide blue eyes and gives him the puppy dog look. Dick couldn’t help but coo at him, he places his hands on Conner’s head and gently smothers him. “Aww, Timmy being mean to you huh Conner? Timmy being a nasty human being and treating you like dirt.” Dick says in a baby voice as he continues to pet Conner.

Conner makes a soft noise and Dick is willing to bet that that noise is Conner agreeing with him. Dick grins and looks over at Tim who’s sat there with his arms crossed over his chest and is glaring at him.

“Are you done?”

Dick rolls his eyes at Tim’s posture, “What’s wrong Timmy? Missing Conner already? Anyway, I have a soft spot for animals, even if it’s humans turned to animals.”

Tim scoffs, “Since he’s been like that he’s been nothing but a pain in my ass.” Tim then gets this thoughtful look on his face, “He reminds me of Krypto, only with black fur instead of white.”

Dick shrugs, not fully understanding the comparison. He’s heard of Krypto of course but hasn’t had much interaction with the canine to fully get it.

“Anyway, here’s what you came for,” Tim shoves the brown envelop into Dick’s chest.

Dick grabs it and rolls his eyes at Tim’s bluntness, “Thanks baby bird. Pleasure doing business with you.”

Tim sends him a sideways grin, “Always. And now if you’d like to leave I’d appreciate it because I am currently buried underneath a load of paper work that I’ve got to get back too.”

Dick takes Conner’s head off his lap and stands up, “Is that why you aren’t taking the case?”

“No, the reason I’m not taking the case is because of him.” As Tim says it he points to Conner who was looking up at them with his head tilted to the side and wide eyes. The look of pure innocence. “He’s even more demanding as a dog than he is as a human being. I’ve got my hands full at the moment as much as I hate to admit it.”

They start walking towards the front door with Conner trailing behind them at their heels.

“I’m sure it’ll be fine, you’ll manage, you always do. How long has Conner been a dog?” Dick asks as they reach the door.

Tim leans across him and opens it up, “Only three days. But I am more than ready to have Kon back by now just so I don’t have to pick up his shit or bathe him after a walk anymore.”

Dick lets out a laugh at the imagery of Tim out walking Conner and having to pick up dog poo in public. “Well you have with that. If you need any help with anything just call alright, I’m always happy to help.”

Tim smiles knowingly at him, “Will do, thanks Dick.”

“See you later little brother.” Dick waves to him as he finally steps out of the door and exits the apartment.

“Bye Dick.” Tim says as he shuts the door behind him.

With the envelop tucked under his arm Dick starts making his way back to his own place, he’s only a few steps away when he hears Tim shout, “Conner, no! What the hell?!”

Dick shakes his head and snorts. Tim as a pet owner would certainly be interesting, he’ll have to go and tell Jason about this so they can tease Tim about it later on.

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