I’ve temporarily closed my ask box so I can make this post.
I’ve been out and about and living life and doing all my extra curricular things and I’ve come to a solid conclusion. Super super taboo but -
I hate being single.
There I said it. It’s like a huge level-upblr no no but I really don’t care at this point.
I’ve always prioritised my friends but I’m questioning what’s the point more and more since everyone’s real priority will become their partners if they aren’t already. I get about one friends holiday a year (which I’m grateful for) but my friends and colleagues in relationships get the best of both worlds with lots of trips with partners nestled in with their social life. Weekends aren’t great for single people nearing mid twenties. There’s only so much boozy brunching one can do and I miss sex with someone I have an emotional connection with. I want to start building a future with somebody. There’s little point in knowing I’m on the right trajectory to earn a lot in the future when I feel so alone. This isn’t a fuck you to friendship - I can’t wait to make new memories with my friends and meet new people as life goes on but it’s a reality that people do couple off and I don’t want to be going on solo hikes when everyone’s off on couples trips or buying new handbags when people are buying new homes together. No amount of self love and ballet/golf/figure skating/nature walks/reading/watching great content/girlbossing can fill this romantic void.
Do not reblog
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You know what’s my favorite part of the Captain Marvel mythos? You have, on the one hand, a godly deity with some of the greatest powers on this earth who radiates such a kind, warm wisdom that he inspires everyone who meets him. And then on the other, you have an 11 year old homeless boy with a big heart and an inability to stay on the side lines who says stuff like “holy moly”.
And they’re both the same person. Do you even know what a confusing conundrum Captain Marvel is as a person? Like he interacts with citizens and villains and other Leaguers and he just.... doesn’t make any sense and says these completely bizarre things and its bloody beautiful.
Cap: Haven’t you ever starved? Felt hunger so deep it ate away at your bones? Have you never wept because you thirsted for just a drop of water but none was to be found?
Hal: No, holy shit no if I get hungry I go to Taco Bell. Holy fuck man, have you? are you okay? I have $6 lets get some food.
Cap: uh actually I don’t eat, you know, God thing and all
Hal: But you said-
Cap: Hey look at the time, gotta fly!
Cap: *giving a beautiful speech on growth and humanity and redemption that has his teammates looking at him with awe, Wally is wiping tears from his eyes*
Cap: Gee whiz guys! Look at this rock I just saw on the ground! It looks like a whale! I’m gonna keep it, anyway, where was I? *continues his speech*
Clark: Hmm we need information those orphan kids have but they won’t talk to us.
Cap: Don’t worry, I got this *walks away, sudden lightning then again 10 minutes later just before he comes back* They told me everything, just needed someone smaller and less intimidating to talk to them
Clark: What? We are literally the same size
Cap: Ug I hate when you go into a convenience store and the owner calls you names and chases you out with a broom
Diana: It can be difficult living in Mans World sometimes, I was unaware you spent your free hours here.
Cap, sweating: Oh I don’t, because I am the Ancient Gods’ vessel I mostly just sit at the Rock of Eternity........ doing Godly Stuff
Diana: But you said-
Clark: Okay, wait, wait wait, you hate when you go into a store and they what
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I find there is an APPALLING lack of feral Ethan Winters content in this fandom. How dare you and to think I trusted you all
The man is a rabid animal and we should stan him accordingly no more of this boring-guy-can’t-run-or-keep-track-of-his-family crap. Big Momma Vampire Lady slices the man’s hand off yelling about how he’d never see his child again for what he did to her daughters and Ethan went and slaps that sucker back on the end of his arm and said ‘you wanna bet’ before DESTROYING HER ENTIRE BLOODLINE
Like I can just imagine him getting handcuffed by Heisenberg again only to get out once more:
Heisenberg: how did you get out of those I literally welded them to your wrists
Ethan, knowing full well he’s been saving a lockpick for this specific purpose: You see these scars on my hand?
Ethan: I gnawed it off.
Ethan: I chewed my own hand off just so I could come kill you, coward
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