#he will let ppl watch him work. if theyre quiet. LMAO.

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jaewin headcanons

self-indulgent jaewin shipmeme answers mega post noone asked for (au context, all fictional etc)

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Who is a night owl: win

Who is a morning person: bbj

Are they cuddlers: ,,,yes

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon: they switch

What is their favourite sleeping position: nothing too entangled? i picture them wanting to have a bit of space to themselves. they would like sleeping next to each other but dont need a lot of body contact

Who steals all the blankets: win prob

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt: bbj prob

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep: sdfgh win

Who can’t keep their hands to themself: bbj

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Who’s the one to make breakfast: bbj obv

Who would suggest a quickie in the morning before work: both prob, when the mood hits

Who chooses the movies: they would decide together

Who initiates kissing during the moving, thus distracting the other from the movie all together: bbj, win if he's bored but that's rarer

Who steals food from the other’s plate without asking: win

Who asks to go get ice cream like a five year old: both tbh

Who cooks dinner: again, bbj obv

Who cleans up the kitchen afterwards: i wish i could say win but tbh they'd prob leave it and let dishes pile up for a couple of days before dealing with it, unless jh was in a cleanly mood

Who stays up until 2 reading: win

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Which one sexts like a straight white boy? BBJ

Which one cried during a fucking disney movie? win prob

Who put a goddamned fork in the microwave? win

Who does the silly hands-over-the-eyes “Guess who” thing? ugh i h8 this... bbj

Who puts their cold hands/feet on their partner? both

Who had that embarassing Reality TV marathon? win

Who laughs more during sex? bbj

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who is more excited for halloween? win

who gives the best gifts? jh would prob give something bland and expensive whereas maybe win would put more thought into it

who actually finishes a book they’ve started? both, but win would read more

who falls asleep during a movie? win...

who plans a surprise getaway vacation? bbj

who comes home with useless decorative knick knacks for the house every single day? sdfgh win

who takes more pictures? win

who keeps a weekly planner? bbj

who actually watches the discovery channel? bbj to seem educated, win bec he's actually curious abt stuff

who fixes things around the house when they break? idt either of them would be good at that stuff....... win would try to improv a solution, bbj might be more methodic abt it but it would still flop in the end

who leaves their dirty towels on the floor? win......

who makes the coffee in the morning? both

who gets jealous over very petty things? win......

who exercises more? as in going to the gym: bbj

who actually reads the newspaper? bbj prob,,, but again, mostly to seem educated

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who believes in love at first sight? ugh prob bbj would secretly be into cheesy shit like that

who started liking the other first? bbj........

who is more likely to suggest a romantic, candle-lit dinner? bbj, unironically. win thinks it's silly but goes along w it

who’s behind the wheel more often during road trips? u know i might be wrong but i always picture bbj getting his license as soon as he's allowed to drive whereas win would procrastinate it for years so, bbj

who sets up the tent and who gathers firewood during a camping trip? as if these rich city boys would go camping lol

who goes all out on the other’s birthday? bbj. win would stick to smaller but more meaningful gestures

who sings louder while cooking? while showering? who teases the other for said singing? look,,, jaehyun is obv the Singer in this relationship and they both know it and sc might be a bit selfconscious abt not having a singing voice but as soon as theyre comfortable enough around each other he would sing anyway even if it's terrible....... and jh would tease him abt it but only Very Gently bec he knows how sc feels abt the subject

who drags the other to fortune tellers at fairs? win prob

who would carry who over the doorstep of a new home? yIKES. again, bbj would be into cheesy shit like that

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can’t stick to the grocery list: WIN...... he'd just throw in whatever he's in the mood for bec he *ww voice* has a lot of money

would be addicted to Netflix (and chill, if applicable): win the one to get hooked on a show and bingewatch... jh only watches a sensible two epis after work on a tuesday evening (as for the chill, jh might try but it wouldnt work lol)

is the better city driver and why: bbj (se above)

walks around the house in their underwear: win prob.....

instigates sex most often: both

likes having candles around the house: bbj

always misses the clothes hamper: win........

is more protective: bbj

prefers a quiet night in: win. jh is the perky extrovert who wants to go out and do stuff

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Who is more organized: bbj

Who initiates bedroom fun: both?

Who’s the cuddler: bbj is slightly cuddlier

What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: playing video games prob... like, a lot

Who kills the spiders: i would like to say both but then i remembered win's manly squeak at tiny bug in nct life...... so bbj

Who is louder? during sexual activities? i feel like neither would be very vocal

Who is more experimental? sdfgsdfh look i dont like thinking abt ~experimental stuff in general but...... i feel like bbj would suggest normy kinks but think they're edgy whereas win would suggest weird stuff that aren't even sexual bec he's just curious and why not right

Do they fuck or make love? they're 20yo dudes. they fuck

Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? sdfgh i'd say win bec bbj would prob plan ahead a bit whereas win would just go at it when the mood hits

Who is better at oral and who prefers it? hhdfhfdshhf ok i think win would be a pretty messy blower but he'd get the job done so to speak and jh prob thinks it's hot anyway...... but like they'd both like receiving

Who usually initiates things? in general? jh

Who has the most patience? bbj

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who throws things in a fight? bbj, but not anything that would break

who goes to their parent’s house for a weekend when things get bad? i mean,,,,,, assuming they live in korea,,, bbj

who is more adverse to physical contact? win... not adverse per se but he prob has some boundaries and a bigger need for personal space than jh but i think jh is pretty good at reading him so it's usually not a problem... and if sc needs to shrug him off or smthing i hope jh wouldnt take it personally

who hates/dislikes their neighbors the most? bbj lol... win would be more chill with annoyances

who thinks their partner turned out a different person than they thought? both, to some degree. jh would be so polished when u meet him but then his dark sides come out... ww otoh would be a bit nervous around new ppl but loosen up when u get to know him

who is more likely to cheat? UGH tbh. jaehyun. idk why

who is the more experienced (sexually or otherwise)? jh has prob had more Relationships but ww's had his fair share of flings and hookups

who wants to go to social gatherings the most? bbj

who is most likely to be dishonest? omg....... jaehyun

who is more emotionally closed off and how does this affect their partner? hmm. i feel like jh would be the one to hide his emotions and passive-aggressively pretend everything's fine lol whereas ww would more shut off when he's uncomfortable and not communicate. neither r very good at dealing w the others response to conflict so that's smthing they'd have to work on...

who is the dessert person? both lmao

who is more conservative? bbj prob...

who hates/dislikes oral sex? neither.....

#nct #jaewin #jaehyun #winwin #headcanons #fic things

[chickenfetus]

ALL MY EGG (and for the four names: jae, killer kang, minhyuk (whichever one), and santa

deadass i did the 100 questions ask meme for this ask and almost posted it rip

🐰 what is one secret that you’ve never told anyone?

theres literally nothing i dont even know what to say ???? 

💗 if you could hug anyone, who would it be?

not 2 be delusional but i would give up my world to hug changkyun

🐹 what are some of your favourite Pokémon and why?

glaceon is UP THERE idk why honestly but the sinnoh games were my first and i just??? i was really into ice and snow and shit u know so glaceon... thakn u

another pkmn ill always have is lucario ????? its just so cool?????

🌠 if you were in charge of the world, what would the world look like?

hopefully forgiveness and like???? acknowledging mistakes and learning from those u know jst positive stuff and like?? water. god i love water

👀 what was the most recent vivid dream that you had?

hm okay i think this one was from last night or the night b4??? and like???? idk???? i dont even know how 2 start tbh?

so im like hanging over at this two kid’s im a kid 2 i think place and idk we just talk and shit??? idk whomst the boys were tho

and then we get to a scene where its like??? at a train station???? and i go to the washroom to shit or smth idk thankfully i didnt shit myself irl

then i have to get onto the train which isnt even a train its like a carousel with seats??? and its like on a train track boys this is 2 much and i forgot to get ready my train card thing so the guy (who i was p sure was evil) waited for me to remove it so i got onto the transportation device lmao

and then once im seated i remember i forgot my jacket so i make like hand movements 2 the creep and hes runnig 2 me with my jakcet but the ride’s way too fast so i yell and say ill come back for it even tho im p sure i wasnt going 2

after that i wke up wild

☀️ what do you like the most about your best friend?

i dont have a best friend and all of my friends have their own unique qualities if i went into a rant abt them rn this will b so long

😘 talk about your crush or partner

[minhyuk voice] theres none

💁 if someone was rude to you, would you be rude back?

ya bc im petty but it really depends on the person

🌟 what do you like about yourself? (must choose at least 3 things!)

my personality (the good parts)

my values

my taste in friends (my Big Friends are either geminis or scorpios good)

🐾 what are you scared of most? how will you overcome it?

the dark and bitch isnt gonna turn off her night light any time soon

🎁 what never fails to make you happy?

seeing my favourite happy, listening to the music i like 

💙 what annoys you about some people?

i jjust went into a full out rant abt this on the other reply so ill be quiet now

😤 do you get angry easily?

yeahhhhh 

🐇 what do you always daydream about?

my faves tbh

🌻 if you could change 3 things about the world what would you change?

bad people , gone.

everybody only sends love and happy things on anon

i just want everyone 2 b nice & friendly wars of any sort dont exist and no one wants anybody dead

🍓 send me 4 names: kiss, befriend, kill or marry?

if u sent jae’s name earlier id have trouble so im glad

kiss: tihis is so fucking embarrassing wtf minhyku (mx) but only on the cheek basically everywhere except the lips or anyplace weird

befriend: brian :-0

kill: jae goodbye loser

marry: sanha we can yell every time we gotta turn the lights off

✈️ what is your dream city and why?

tokyo bc its NICE

☕️ talk about your ideal day

cant read

🌸 are you an introvert, ambivert or extrovert?

i suddenly thought of the word ambivore which made me think of the word vore i wanna delete im a both? mayb idk

💧 when was the last time you cried?

nov 3 bc my heart hurts whenever i see ppl being a bad friend

🎵 name 5 songs you love at the moment

oh worm

all alone - day6

with you - astro

dramarama - mx (even though it isnt out yet lmao)

run - bts (the superior bts song)

hellevator - / (i was rly gonna make this mixed languages but rip)

⚡️ if you had any superpower, what would it be and why?

to fly bc im basic

💛 if you could talk to your younger self, what would you say?

dont do that

💚 who are you jealous of and why?

nobody in general????????? 

💎 which one would you rather have more of: intelligence, beauty, kindness, wealth or bravery? why?

intelligence i have 2 live somehow what if my money gets stolen

🙊 what are you ashamed of?

my humor

🌺 which languages do you know? which do you want to learn?

i (barely) know chinese despite having 2 take it all my life legends only

i know english but im bad at that 2 and its my first language once again legends only

i wanna learn japanese and korean 

🍀 if you could be any fictional character’s best friend/lover, which fictional character would you be?

the cow from voltron 

☁️ talk about your dream universe.

weve already discussed this

💜 which acts of kindness are you going to do today?

oh w-0rm ok so im a regular anon on this persons blog and i wanted to send an ask but never got arnd doing it so im gonna send her one. soon/

🐬 if you could transform into any animal/magical creature, what would you be and why?

let me live my life as a furry and cat

🍄 talk about someone/something you really dislike

are u ready 4 me to b the meanest person yet bc i sure am lets fucking go

so theres this girl. and i know her (unfortunately) and ive known her since like 4 years ago and back then she was already pretty shit tbh

she cried bc she had to sit in between the “weird” and “dirty” girls in our class and she headass cried in front of them and everyone just bc she didnt like the arrangement?? shes called the “dirty” girl disgusting before and has made fun of her in front of everybody its just bad :-/

now. fast forward 3 years and in addition to still being disrespectful and rude, she now vocalizes her weird fantasies for her “oppas”??? some examples: 

“when i go watch __ perform im gonna climb onto stage and then my mother and my future husband will fight for me” and she calls those kpop idols weird shit and basically sexualizes them/???? she says the weirdest fucking shit on her ig story and tags them??????? 

another thing. she went to korea nd took a picture of a complete stranger and posted it on her public ig and called him her��“oppa” and said that they had a “fun day together” despite the guy not knowing her at all???? she posted the pic of him??? i still dont get it tbh 

she wasnt even being ironic at all??? she calls herself & classmates “autistic” whenever she/others do smth dumb or mess up and its just sososososo fucking wrong

being one of the people to see how shes basically grown from bad to worse is something i dont fucking enjoy and i jsut want to leave my class already lmao 

ok but there are times where i do appreciate her because sometimes the class will be rly quiet and the teacher is basically talking 2 themselves but she’ll always respond w/o fail so thats great but its only bc she talks so damn much 

i just got a flashback to when she “jokingly” said she wanted to be a trainee for the rest of her life how do i just. god

😣 talk about some things that have been making you depressed/angry/anxious lately

we’ve once again already discussed this

🍪 what did you want to be as a kid, and what do you want to be now?

i wanted to be various things honestly?? ranging from an astronaut to a vet to an editor to an animator to other stuff i get influenced pretty easily so if i watch smth and i think its cool ill want 2 be that i guess?? ive been trying 2 get rid of that habit so now i have no clue what i wanna be

🍰 what are some of your favourite sugary foods?

sweets and chocolate cake

🍑 what are you obsessed with?

drinking water and staying hydrated

making my friends laugh is great 2

💘 what happens to you when you’re stressed?

acne LMAO 

😪 what are you sick of?

the usual

🙀 are you an adrenaline seeker?

i love scouting on sif and bandori so yeah 

💥 what are some unpopular opinions that you have?

lets not 

☔️ would you consider yourself a good person?

to a certain extent

😊 what do you like to do as hobbies?

use my phone???? send nice anons and comment on art/fics 

🎤 what’s the last song you hummed or sang by yourself?

none

🐝 what’s your worst trait? how are you planning to improve it?

my tolerance for ppl’s shit is so low

🎨 what do you always doodle when you’re bored?

my ocs

🐻 what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?

i dont have a dream hence myself

🌷 what’s your mbti personality and why do you think it suits you?

infpt i dont rmb shit but yeah

🐶 send me 3 fictional people and I’ll choose my favourite!

falen i dont rmb what u sent

👑 who are your favourite celebrities and why?

i dont follow any :-o zendaya has had my heart ever since shake it off tho

🐴 opinion on day6?

ur rly gonna do this 2m e?

all alone just started playng this is terrible lets get it

so day6. a band i only found out about in late june (thank u boxy) and before this i only ever listened to bts and mx bc my friends stan them so i thought i was gonna expect boys dancing, the usual. 

i clicked i smile and i lost my fucking shit as soon as i saw the instruments because prior to day6 i was a big 5sos fan so this was rly resonating to me tbh and i was just !!! so fukcng excited??? i never intended to even get into day6 honestly??? but after witnessing how good they are and watching about all of the available mvs at that point i was completely in awe so i caved a created a stan twitter for them.

now, this isnt even the most of it. after becoming a fan i realized how much more these 5 boys are. they compose (if im not wrong) and brian writes lyrics for the songs each month because of their everyday6 project and again, im wow-ed because??? the amount of dedication???? they went from releasing 2 title tracks in 2 years to releasing 12 title tracks and 12 bside tracks in a single year. they havent released the december song yet but haviing to work on 2 or more songs in 4 weeks is fucking amazing if you ask me. 

theyre really talented and theyre just so versatile (am i using that word correctly) and each month their songs sound different. this project has given them the opportunity to try new things and you can hear the steady improvement in each of their vocals (dowoonie not so much since he barely gets lines, but we all know hes working hard) and if you listen to their debut song - kongchu and compare it to the version they released along with sunrise it just???? the drumming has even changed from the original version nd its so noticeable that whenever i hear kongchu from 2015 i know its the old ver

to add to those, they do vlives every week and although those vlives are always scheduled it still makes my day seeing them and watching them do the usual. 

one thing im upset about is that how they barely promote themselves, they rarely get on variety shows (the most is individual schedules) and we, as mydays never really get to know the boys so its harder to fall for them as a whole. i dont know if its jyp or day6′s decision but if this is how they want to be known for - their music only, then so be it. we still have jae’s presence on youtube, music access and asc. thats the most we can get and it makes it difficult for us to learn about the rest but thats okay.

another thing. their concerts are something i always look forward to (even though my interest has died down a bit;) their concerts are just so fun to listen to?? there’ll always be mydays who stream the concert so everyone else can listen to them play and they sound so good live it drives me crazy. mydays are always so hyped and whenever mydays sing along it just gives me goosebumps??? bc theyre so???? good????? 

tldr; day6 deserve more, following wise and promotions wise because they work so hard and once this project ends i hope they’ll manage to rest but still remain as a presence that will be known instead of returning to jyp’s dungeon.

🍋 do you consider yourself an emotional person?

there are days where i am more emotional than usual 

📚 share 3 books that you love and your favourite quote from them.

this is tiring

😔 what do you always do when you feel sad? does it help?

i sleep and boy it really helps

😌 what thoughts keep you going when you’re sad?

rest

🌍 which country do you live in?

singapore

🐧 describe yourself in 3 words

lame funny swag

🐵 which quotes changed you?

“rocky swag” - park minhyuk, 2017

💭 do you keep a diary?

nope

💫 who inspires you?

brian kang 

👻 do you believe in ghosts and why?

yes bc i love losing sleep

🎀 what’s your fashion sense like?

terrible

🎬 what are some of your favourite films?

i watched spiderman homecoming and i have no idea why i didnt see the plot twist coming but its GOOD watch it

🍦 what is one treasured childhood memory?

theres none lads

🐼 if you could meet anyone, who would it be and why?

all my internet buddies but sometimes i dont want to bc im kinda....gross

#softshouyous #asks #if anybody actually read all through all of this.... thank u. #FALEN THAKNK U FOR ASKING I LOVE U