#he would he would

[raytm]

i forgot to say thaat i was thinking about gepard being a father today and he deserves a domestic life and he would be so doting and it makes me insane.

#he !!!!!!!!! would be such a fussing father #HE WOULD HE WOULD #i cannot explain this to u #just know im astral projecting it into space #ooc.

[rainydaygt]

Who is the dragon age character that would most likely let me guide them around by their hair ratatouille style and why is it Alistair.

#HE WOULD HE WOULD #YOU GUYS #YOU HAVE TO HEAR ME OUT #hes just a Silly Guy #g/t #giant/tiny #giant #tiny #giant tiny #not art #rain rambles #dragon age g/t

[burningstarfishqueen]

still thinking about Careless Whisper

would it be in keeping with the tone of the Miraculous movie

Marinette slips his mask onto her face

Adrien tears up

and starts singing

“Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down.”

#it’s not as bad as careless whisper #ok maybe it’s worse #would he rickroll her #out of nowhere #romantic scene #he would he would #you know i’m right #miraculous movie #ml movie #ml awakening #miraculous movie spoilers #ml movie spoilers #ml awakening spoilers #awakening spoilers #trying rlly hard with the spoiler tags #but what’s the movie called #ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #adrinette #identity reveal #adrien agreste

[hows-my-handwriting]

Hobie would definitely be an older brother type comfort character. Like, he would definitely be a shoulder for you to cry on, and if you have bad parents, he would be like this meme:

So basically, protective older brother hobie for the win.

i agree i agree i agree >:3

except maybe not his shoulders since those have spikeys on them. get a kitchen towel and fold it up over the spikes. then cry on his shoulder.

bro would throw hands with terrible parents no questions asked.

#ask #he would he would

[yes-i-exist-shutup]

One day, at some interview probably:

Host: …And here’s Kevin Day!!!

Kevin: *enters* Whats the craic guys

Host:

The camera men:

The other foxes, who never heard him say this b4:

Host: ….we cant stream this.

#HE WOULD HE WOULD #BECAUSE I SAJD SO #HES HALF IRISH INNIT #Kevin day #inspired by that one post by cas-minyard I think

[gyubby99]

Angel, skateboarding into Alistar's room with sunglasses and a piña colada: Alistar, you are not gonna fucking believe this.

#the prophecy of immortal fire #HE WOULD HE WOULD #crossover au

[skullrock]

dustin henderson: bird lawyer

#HE WOULD HE WOULD

[childeapologist]

I've seen Stranger Things 4 at least four times now. And every time Joyce and Murray crash Yuri's plane I think "Joseph Joestar would be proud"

#he would he would #text #rack rambles #stranger things #jjba

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

#dungeon meshi #chilchuk tims #senshi #Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity. #Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all. #Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure. #I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem - #I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time. #So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*. #I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much. #Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!

[thinkingabout-girls]

#this is the most correct ive ever been in my life. he would say this #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #image id in alt text #meme #i might draw this at some point. we’ll see

[astronomical-bagel]

#ok no but for real this is genuinely my friend group. #the only one that's a little iffy is the anime catgirl bc 98% of us are dudes. with the exception of me and one other #we even have a union guy 😭 #side note chilchuck's name would 100% be Chris if he was a real guy. he's such a Chris. (I mean it COULD be chuck but. Chris is better) #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #senshi of izganda #izutsumi #marcille donato #laios touden #chilchuck tims #chilchuck #falin touden #astronomically random

[wowwforever]

if parks and rec was still being made they’d do a bit where ron swanson has to wear a pronouns name tag and it’d just be “???/???” And it’d cut to a talking head of him going

“I’ve been a fool all this time. It’s bad enough the government knows my name, but now they want to know my gender? So I’m not letting them know my preferred pronouns. As far as I’m concerned, no one in this building should refer to me at all.”

#parks and rec #ron swanson #he would not fucking say that

[brown-spider]

Hey remember how Noir is an anti-fascist from 1933

#they would get along so well tho its ok #Noir is 90 yrs behind the times but he got the spirit #he can roll with us lmao 🤘🏽 #spiderverse #spiderverse 2 #across the spiderverse #atsv #atsv fanart #atsv hobie #atsv noir #hobie brown #spider punk #spider noir #noirpunk #art #my art #cw outdated terminology #cw offensive terminology #nonblacks plz interact and tell me Im funny youd be doing a service to the community /hj #my comics

[catmask]

my mom loves to lie and like she always swears she was NEVER homophobic or anything to me as a child “i even have a gay work friend” but a really funny memory resurfaced recently where i asked if i could use birthday money i had to buy a rainbow flag when i was like ??? 7?? because i LOVED rainbows. and she said no that means something Evil and god will hate you . so what did i do. but ask my grandmom for a rainbow sweater for christmas and proceed to only wear that sweater for three years when it got cold because i didnt like the idea that god hated colors and i wanted to challenge him

#id also stare really hard at the sky when i wore it because i wanted to see if he would #acrually strike me with lightning because i thought it would be a cool way to fie #die*** <- and no i didnt realize rainbow = gay for another SIX YEARS #that was AFTER years of g #‘google images girls kissing’ #scratchpost #txt

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Trump would be such a good drag queen like just such an unbelievably incredible and talented drag queen it's such a bummer that he's decided to be a fascist and a threat to democracy because that cunt would devour at the House of Yes

such a loss

#he self reported as 6'3 215 lbs and strawberry blonde like ugh she would not miss a crumb