This is canon I'm Becky Sloan
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Kaz wearing a t-shirt that says
"Bring back the matriarchy" on the front
And
"Captain Ghafa for President" on the back
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Rip Jason Grace, you would have loved the great wolf lodge 😔🤙
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(you would do numbers on tumblr)
{dont say that about me again.}
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If Chrollo were a meme, what would he be?
Personally, he gives off the, 'A person who thinks all the time has nothing left to think about except thought.' meme.
If you tell him this, he'll be confused about the meme part and then go on like a whole philosophical conversation/debate about the quote itself and totally miss the fact it was just you making a joke.
Similar to how you would tell your parents a joke and they would turn it into a whole ass lecture.
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Elliot: darling, I wrote you a poem
Farmer:.....what did you do??
Elliot: *breathes aggressively* ok so r-roses are red
Farmer: WHAT DID YOU DO!?
Elliot: IT WAS A MISTAKE! I ACCIDENTALLY THREW YOUR LEGENDARY FISH INTO THE OCEAN, IT WAS DYING!! IT WAS IN PAIN!!
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Headcannon that Spidernoir watches those “rare colours you’ve probably never heard of” videos on tiktok and you cannot convince me otherwise
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it wasnt me who unscrewed sentinel's chin it was optimus, look-
[artist is @/marinatedsaltea !]
im gonnba unscrew that smirk off Optimus’ face-
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Once he masters sewing he moves onto knitting obvi
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Got a glitch where Gale had a book stuck to his hand. And honestly, same.
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Matt crawling out of dumpster on all fours at 4am and chasing a terrified group of human teens who are running away in fear for their life
-🔮
JASAJFS WHY IS THE IMAGE MORE FUNNY THAN TERRIFYING TO ME
like this is what i pictured when i read this
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