#he’s fking flawless

[wilhellmine]

the extraordinary handsomeness of Zak Bagans is beyond words...

Just look how aesthetically pleasing these shots are! One of the most beautiful men of this planet is simply sitting on a bench, surrounded by flowers and he looks just so fking flawless even without trying <3

#zak bagans #zak bagans gif #Ghost Adventures #ghost adventures crew #ghost adventures gif #gac

[j-e-f-3-0]

All the credits to @moogotron bc I’ve never been so in love with a picture before and you can’t change my mind about it thanks bye

#just look!!! #he’s fking flawless #im fangirling so bad #but i cant #how BBY #he soft cute precious #i cant dies of cuteness #ajsjsjsnsbxnsnxksn #the police #the police band #andy summers

[bluesora]

miya atsumu + a party w/ his gf ae ra 🥵🥵🥵 HAHAH THE LAST PART WAS A JOKE

ae ra !!!!! i— i love you so much and this was so fun to do so let me be fking honest with you !!! yall both give me so much hyunaXdawn vibez like fr???? yall power couple can slay !!!!

ps. these are all my own opinions and based on my own taste of fashion in man

1. edgy outfit style

come on, 10/10 hands down, this look is the look. party? of course yall have to look flawless. be that couple where others both admire and like want to be friends with coz yall look hella badass and cool, but everyone knows the chaos in your r/s dynamic 🤧🤧 ok but fr, atsumu would look h o t in leather jacket. imagine leather pants??? hnnghhh shit. (ngl when i saw the harness in yo cart? this style made me straight up think you would definitely pull it off bby)

yall both will definitely wear this style when there’s someone or some couple y’all don’t like is at the party. lmao, but i still think it’s really a power fit.

2. denim fit

this is definitely more casual as compared to the previous one but it’s definitely a fit i see would match atsumu and you. i mean, denim is quite common but ngl, not many can pull it off without looking too boxy. plus with that face of his, he’ll definitely look fine. he come across to me as someone who would style himself in streetwear, grunge style as compared to sweaters and neat style ya know?

yall would be wearing this to most parties? like parties of friends yall are close with. and just, i think it’s hella cute (going by hollywood style of portraying house parties) when yall play beer pongs together, hanging out with friends on coaches to play or talk, maybe dance a little, and like my favorite would definitely making out on the messy kitchen counter lmao ok bye.

3. hyuna X dawn

atsumu in casual sweats? why do i see it???? plus hyuna’s outfit looks hella cute here as it matches him but not the typical hoodie+hoodie combo i tend to always see !!

yall both fr give me so much of their vibez, it’s like ctrl c ctrl v. i love this so much hahahh.

also, showing up in this fit feels like a sleepover party kinda thing lmoa. is there even such thing? probably he be like, “babe let’s go over to show our face before we just ditch ‘em and have some netflix and chill? wha’ya say?”

⠀

i hope you like it hahahhh i think i kinda didn’t take this seriously but i had sooo much fun lmao i love you ae ra bb,, ✨✨💕

#hqfashionask #haikyuu!! #haikyuu fashion #miya atsumu #ae ea dear

[ciuwikiuwi]

AoS 6x02

in no chronological order

MAY MAY AND MAY

The fact that Ming is now narrating as May because Phil is ded

Daisy and Jemmy pretty much only appeared in the after credits, which I don’t mind because they had plenty to their story in Season 5

And now it’s May and Yoyo’s turn to have more light on their stories I LOVE IT!!!!!!

MAKE WAY FOR PHILINDA

Did i mention Ming-Na Wen/Melinda May is a FKING BAD ASS MUDAFCKAAAA

she beat up 2 dudes and a girl- 1 dude who happens to be like 7 feet tall and THREE TIMES HER SMOL SIZE

Ming is so pretty. she’s so flawless and so pretty

and i felt may’s pain when others thought she was lying about seeing coulson as sarge ugh ming’s acting is on FIRE 🔥

may’s “Coulson?” UGH MY BABY IS IN SO MUCH PAIN LEAVE HER BE

never doubt may NEVER DOUBT. she’s a smol intelligent cookie that one

i admire how fitz has balls and how he protected the other engineering crew even tho they fed him n enoch to the bad guys earlier on

fitz with alien eyes looks so hot btw

SO HAHWT

I really really ship yoyo and keller and I wanna know where this relationship is going

mack taking charge i love this new director i really do. COURAGE

OH fricking coulson sarge

100% DNA MATCH and not an LMD i repeat NOT AN LMD

so this gotta be phillip j coulson, foreal foreal right

also that is such a CLOSE call, fitz and enoch left and BAM daisy jemma and the spaceship came in like WHAT ARE THE ODDS YAKNO

also that evil boss with the british accent who was on the spaceship that fitz and enoch are on until he got sucked into space? ye he’s also realllllll hot mmm who is doing the casting? they deserve a raiSE

im gonna go back to my coffin til next friday peace out yall

agents of shield season 6 is officially one of my favourites it’s too early to tell but screw it if ming gets more screen time and the show is more philinda-focused and good character development is there and a good EXPLANATION AS TO WHY SARGE IS ALSO EQUAL TO COULSON

#WHERE IS DEKE? #aos #aos season 6 #agents of shield #marvel #yoyo #philinda #melinda may #phil coulson #sarge #keller #yoyo rodriguez #daisy johnson #quake #jemma simmons #ming-na wen #ming na wen #clark gregg #elizabeth henstridge #chloe bennet #ian decaestecker #leopold fitz #fitzsimmons #alfonso mackenzie #henry simmons #aos s06e02 #aos 6x02 #kelleee

[lost-ghoost]

Bday boi ♡

Its such an old pic (two years ago?)

Baby make me feel like the way that you do♡ you look so pretty awfully pretty ♡

Today it was mess i woke up really early so i could meet my bf we havent seen each other for tqo weeks the ache from my soul was chaotic and when i left house i was really happy i was gonna leave alone but my moms sister insisted to take me... she was late and we lost hours... i went there in the end after all ofc at 01:20 or someth ye when i should have been at 10:00 :) but oh well whatever happened happened...

50 minutes and i arrived her mom picked me up with car and we were driving some places i couldnt wait to see him and when we arrived i had so much gifts my arms were full and i just gave it to him he wanted to hug me right after i came out from car but i couldn't because of presents and when we went in house and i putted down gifts he just attacked me with hugs and kisses i felt so loved so missed... i love him i imagined all differently but it was good too (i forgot her mom bought some juices and some stuff and she told me to take out her stuff and what i see CONDOMS i was soooo uncomfortable sooo fkin uncomfortable u cant even imagine... i wanted to jump out from car it was for us...) ANYWAY he attacked me with hugs and kisses he wouldnt stop i wanted to show him presents but he just wouldnt stop kissing we couldnt talk and he whispered i want to make love to you... we just got naked on sofa and well yah i felt really uncomfortable in new house and stuff but i just missed him so much any way i wanted him... we were making love for 1 hour or so? I was working out yesterday and my legs hurt so much but it didnt stop me to make him happy ♡♡♡ he is so beautiful just so beautiful i cant ♡♡♡ he liked presents i was glad then we went to sea we bough coffe and orange juice ( is orange juices called orange juices because they are made from oranges or because color is orange?!) I just jumped into sea i couldn't wait he jumped too he threw me alot and i was like coala on him most of the time swimming half naked bodies touching wet hair and sun sparkling on water and reflecting on us have you seen some commercials with flawless models in shower or sea? Yah we were that couple but with flaws and in not so clear water with not so clear skin and none paid us a lot of money (none paid us anything :( ) but when he held me with wet messy hair that created curles, wet huge eyelashes that coveres tiny bit of his green eyes that sparkle they didnt really sparkle or any anime like thing he just looked me with love (?) You could see that love in his eyes and he said how beautiful i was when i look like bald chicken in water he is unforgettable we had so much fun i couldnt take pictures i forgot and we didnt even had time so yah... thats disappointing but its okay we had great time we got out and ate at caffe with mothers... when it was time to leave i couldnt hug or kiss him... at the moment he left i felt something crushing going back to reality have you played or watched game ,,we are happy few"? Theres drug that makes u see world so beautifully but when dose is over you see real world... thats what happened to me i never want to leave him i already miss him i fell asleep in buss and he fell asleep in his house when i got to metro leaving him was perfectly described with that place

Metro victoria... metro would come in 11minutes so i waited, it was gray blackish place with lights turning off and on again and again and again some bipping noise that didnt stop and people talking everyone was talking a lot loudly as i sat there being so fucked because i know i wont see him for a while and he will leave me soon and i wont see him for 6months

Half fking year...

I wish we could just sleep together after this kind of tiring day i love you with my whole heart ♡

[littlegumshoe]

literally like me and my coworker were talking abt that the other day, it was when the new game of thrones book was coming out and he was like i just cant read/watch it its too uncomfortable theres way to much rape and assault in it and he was like there is No Point

like idk, we were talking about other fantasy charas eg grima from lotr and yeah its not flawless but we know hes a creep we know the things he would do with eowyn if given the chance but we Never see it we dont have to! we just know from his demeanor (and name and looks lmfao) that hes a fking creep and we all want him 1000 miles away from eowyn

[thelioninmybed]

A billion replies from like two weeks ago

nihilsupernum replied to your post “I wrote this a billion years ago for Em and June and never posted? idk...”

this is so fucking relatable frankly

I aspire to relatable fucking and of all my fic I suppose this isn’t the worst one to find relatable! (show of hands, which would be the worst? ...was it the severed hand hand job?)

nihilsupernum replied to your link “Childish Things - TheLionInMyBed - The Silmarillion and other...”

not only did this make me cry, which is not in itself particularly remarkable, it made me feel shame about it, which is

Why are you ashamed of THIS though and not of telling me about your failed desk sex

nihilsupernum replied to your post “Previously: 1, 2, 3 “You always were my favourite nephew,” Fingolfin...”

alright but fingon would totally handle being a POW better than maedhros bc he’d just be like “yeah this was probably going to happen eventually, what with, you know, my everything”

idk, Fingon can handle a lot of things but he doesn’t strike me as one for hanging around

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “The Russian fandom over on ficbook.net probably asked me for this AU,...”

wine mom maedhros. the copper circlet, you fiend. maglor as gleeful as a bag of dicks for scoring a single hand pun. THESE BE THE GREAT AND NOBLE, OF THE ROYAL HOUSE, AH YES

The copper circlet is mandatory, how else you can tell he’s GREAT AND NOBLE when he’s fucking drunk on vinegar at three in the afternoon. 

theotherwesley replied to your post “character (other than luthien *lol* because that's canon) most likely...”

Melkor: DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I mean, it’s your dick (pseudopod?) my dude...

rio-abajo-rio replied to your post “The Russian fandom over on ficbook.net probably asked me for this AU,...”

whoa it's truly horrifying I'm impressed... I dread to think what would come after... but hope Fingon would be happy.... somehow... somehow... and thank you very much for this gift for us))

I figure as long as one of them is wearing a crown to bed, they can figure shit out <3

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “maglor vs. maeglin”

I know I'm a deviant but don't throw terms like 'in the sack' around for me to willfully misinterpret

I don’t see Maglor/Maeglin going any better for anyone than Maglor vs Maeglin. Probably way way worse. 

mywoesaregranular replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

This is so fking sick I love itttt

TY for enjoying this Found Family fluff. 

chestnut-podfic replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bill the Horse”

"turn the stables"

How dare you.

curufins-smile replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

maglor. maglor no. stop.

Shhh. Let him parent. 

simaethae replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

this is AWFUL i love how it goes from actually sort of cute to this nightmare parody of it?? aaaa

Maglor is probably thinking this somewhere in the back of his mind but he can’t stop now, someone cut the breaks. 

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bill the Horse”

flawless reasoning, also agreed that this is only accomplished with atheist bree, after which the town would kick his butt

also i scrolled through your blog searching for what prompted this but have concluded that you just get an inverse type of anon, the kind that generate the meme prompt before it's even been posted.

Either the anon is a time traveller or fucking tumblr mobile is screwing up my inbox again with future asks, ugh. 

vardasvapors replied to your post “Bree the Horse vs Bree the Town”

…..yes

I hope you’re not being sarcastic because you having asked is the least scary option.

imindhowwelayinjune replied to your post “lion, I had a terrible thought: what if maglor in terrible dads AU had...”

This is. A very good Halloween story.

God I have such crawls (but also the fuckin arid way you voice Maedhros is my FAVORITE)

Maedhros is arid because Maglor hid his wine again, the fucker. 

berrysphase replied to your post “berrysphase replied to your quote “We could have a lot of fun with...”

thank goodness for the diversity of human thought, I mean, I for one never would have thought to mash up the venus of willendorf with a dildo, and the world would have been the lesser for it

I think lesser is the right word

It’s a wonderful world! As in, to quote Pratchett, it provokes wonder. 

theotherwesley replied to your post “berrysphase replied to your quote “We could have a lot of fun with...”

she's beautiful

She’s for sale! ...when they get back from the artists, I am NOT looking forward to the days ahead. 

#theotherwesley #berrysphase #imindhowwelayinjune #simaethae #curufins-smile #chestnut-podfic #mywoesaregranular #rio-abajo-rio #nihilsupernum #replies #OOPS these really got away from me

[forgivemyevilsins]

Sit your ass down, lemme talk bout my first concert experience

Guys so ytd was Party Baby in SG and i rmbed rushing to buy the tickets and i got the center stall which was nice and i was at a decent distance away from the stage. Then,i went really early ytd which was arn 12+ when it starts at 7.30(i basically went directly from school) Slowly but surely, more people started to come and fansites also arrived and they were having giveaways. I talked to a fellow fan and we just stayed tgt while checking what giveaways there were. As it drew closer to the concert, more fans were crowding arn the entrance of the place and it was really crowded and i was pretty worried that we were disrupting the place since the concert was held at a tourist hot spot basically the Mastercard theatre in Marina Bay Sands(we crowded outside thr) When the time came, we went in,queued for our autographed album,went to our seats and waited. Opening act came in, it was lit guys i just started to jam with my lightstick and all. He was really good! Then,when the counter started to count down, everyone started to get more excited.

 They came in, everyone was screaming(?) I was more of shouting since i knew screaming would immediately hurt my throat.they came in and then the lights and all the mist, it was actually rly hard to get a clear view of them but i was shouting along trying to fanchant as much as i can(i normally prefer to sing the whole thing somewhat).I didnt know who to focus on tho, i wanted to look at everyone so my eyes were flying everywhere. The thoughts that came to me was they are real, they are infront of me rn. When they finished performing the first section, the lights turned on and i could see them in their glory. They greeted us with singlish(they tried) except for yongguk. my mind just kept chanting they are real and infront of me,  these bunch of flawless perfect humans.What did i do to deserve them,i dont fking deserve them. and thats how i got fking emotional and i felt my eyes gettin teary the more the concert went on 

The lounge talk was nice, it was chill and all and the girl that got on stage was so lucky. I was so fking emotional for the whole thing my god just thoughts of seeing them right there and the fact that i dont deserve them, like i felt tears in my eyes and my face scrunching up, the feel when you are gonna cry but i didn’t but i was still jamming and all and at one point i was so hyped i swung the lightstick abit too much and hit the person in front of me, i immediately oh shit im so sorry I really hope she didnt get hurt by that. When it was coming near the end it was so fking fast i didnt realise at all. They kept lying tho, they were like this is our last song then after awhile they came back in. stop playing with my heart. There is this one part where Daehyun pointed at me and smiled while he sang and all (it was in my direction it could have been for anyone else but lets just pretend that he pointed at me) during Be Happy(if im not wrong, i dun rly rmb everything is so hazy)

I was smiling throughout the concert honestly like this fun, i havent had in awhile though it was emotional as well like after seeing them on screen for so long… Oh and they performed 1004 which is like one of my fav songs so i was rly happy and Youngjae got teary at the last stage with you which made me even more…

ok but there was a feeling that came to me, like idk is it because im so socially awkward and i can only be open arn people im close to but there was this foreign feeling, maybe cuz i only started to really stan them in like 2015 and its my first time seeing them live or its the realisation that im just a fan out of many and there were many other fans that were like so open and playful with them and were with them longer than i have and even learnt korean and all while i was waiting for the translator which apparently translated wrongly but i take what i can get. I mean no matter how much i love them and all, they are still strangers that you only just somewhat know. I guess seeing them live just made sure that we indeed are strangers.(ok that took a sad turn)

And the most important, the Hi touch. Guys guys i fked up like i entered, saw them up close and i could see how smooth their skin is, zelo was first so seeing him in all his tall ass,cute face glory, i dazed out,i honestly dun rmb the in between just hi-fived,thanked him and left. next was himchan, he had his hand down so i hi-fived him and looked up,made eye contact and fuck he was beautiful and then i completely blanked out, i wanted to tell himchan i love him but i fking blanked out after seeing his handsome af face and then sadly he didnt smile at me maybe just maybe cuz i fked up. Then i just continued on(my legs just moved on its own) in a daze, i dun even rmb whether i thanked youngjae and jongup, i dun even rmb their face during the thing cuz i was in such a level of dazed though i did rmb yongguk since seeing him smile his gummy smile in front of me kinda snapped me out of it for awhile, he gave me a small smile and nod combo and then daehyun, he was at the end of the line and he was so cheery with his smiles and eye smiles and i snapped out of it when he said bye and i quickly said an ‘i love you’ to him but i was already moving forward alr. My left hand is blessed now

But im so happy i could get to see and hear them live and all and this was my first concert tbh, everything was moving so fast and i feel like at least i accomplished something finally since i was nvr a fan of crowds and all. I know this was so long but thks for reading my first concert experience with B.A.P

#this is a long ass post #bap #bap party baby #sgboom #singapore party baby #party baby #concert experience #thanks for reading #bang yongguk #himchan #youngjae #jongup #daehyun #zelo #junhong #i fked up tho #but it was really fun and lit

[blissful-reveries]

MY EXPERIENCE AT EXO’RODIUM!!!

I CANT BELIEVE I GOT TO SEE MY KINGS AGAIN TT IM SO EMOTIONAL EVEN THOUGH ITS BEEN 2 DAYS SINCE THE CONCERT - EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT IT I JUST GET ALL GIDDY AND EXCITED AGAIN :D Here is my post on my experience at exo’rdium last night (fyi I wrote this on the night when i came back at like 2am LOL) its HECKA long post.... without further ado, here is MY EXPERIENCE AT EXORDIUM ^^

EXO’RDIUM 02.11.17

TODAY WAS FKING EXO’RDIUM HK AHHHHHHHHHHHH IM SO SHOOK HOLY I CAN NOT EVEN. WHERE DO I EVEN BEGIN OMFG I- I can barely wrap my head around the fact that (YET AGAIN) EXO was in the same building as me, less than 10m away, LIVING, BREATHING IN THE FLESH EXO. LIKE THEY’RE REAL. NOT JUST PIXELS ON MY LAPTOP SCREEN- I JUST CANT. I STILL CANT. okok so to start, for this EXO concert, I wasn’t able to get standing tickets like I did for EXO’LUXION (when i was lucky enough to have FRONT ROW JEAAAASUUSS), but I was HUGELY and pleasantly surprised that our seats (Block 5, Row 6) WAS ACTUALLY SO CLOSE TO THE STAGE. LIKE I COULD SEE THE ENTIRE STAGE + EXTENDED STAGE, AND IF I USED MY CAMERA TO FILM, I COULD SEE THEIR FACES. So that was a huge plus as soon as we got into the arena. When the concert started, a VCR was shown - about how EXO was the saviours of the world (when are they not tho tbvh HAHA) from danger and etc. the screaming was seriously unreal - like when every member came up on the VCR… #impressed. Then, they started the concert with MAMA and can we just- MAJOR THROWBACK TO FETUS EXO DAYS??? LIKE THIS SONG TRIGGERS SO MANY MEMORIES IM NOT EVEN OKAY RN. also can we just - can SM please release the remix version of MAMA CUZ I WOULD GET IT IN A HEARTBEAT <3 Then without giving our poor hearts a second to rest, they jumped right into mONSTER!!!! IM WAS NOT READY FOR IT AND THEY JUST THREW IT AT ME WHAT. It was amazing as expected, the choreo and everything omfg.. it was LEGIT like copy and paste… AND CAN WE TAKE A MOMENTbc JONGDAE FREAKING BLEW THAT HIGH NOTE AWAY. wait where was that high note? BLEW AWAY BY JONGDAE’S GORGEOUS VOCALS THATS WHERE.

THEN yet another throwback, they performed wolf :’) it been so long since they performed it and omg It was beautiful. The tree added with projections, and it was a remix version which meant DANCE BREAK!!!!! Seriously it was SO SO GOOD like they added projections so that it seemed like they were entering and exiting the tree behind (LOOK IDK IF THAT MAKES SENSE BUT THATS WHAT HAPPENED OK). and it was just so perfect… perfect way to bring back the song.

THEN they finally took a break and did their first ment. can i just pause for a sec and mention how much i freaking love their black blouses? like the ones with the cuts. THEY’RE GORGEOUS AND THEY WEAR THEM SO WELL TT… Kyungsoo, suho and baek all mentioned that they’re going to comeback soon so to give them lots and lots of support (YES BC EXOLS PULL THRU). Sehun and his mandarin came through as expected HAHA and it was so cute - cuz he kept saying things like “are you enjoying yourselves?” “Did you miss us?” my hubby you go! Yixing greeted us in cantonese and it was so cute XD his voice when he speaks canto is the cUTEST THING EVER. i wanna wrap him up and bring him back home.. he started talking in canto about wanting us to support his film, but then paused  to think - then after like 5 seconds, gave up and spoke in mandarin instead AHAHA XINGXING YOU CUTIE OMG. SPEAKING OF YIXING THO — Originally I didn’t know if he was going to attend this concert or not, because he’s been away for filming at guangzhou for the past couple of weeks, there’s hardly been any news of him so i wasn’t sure… BUT I WAS SO FLIPPIN HAPPY WHEN I SAW HIM COME OUT. FIRST THOUGHTS: DAMN SON YOU SLAY EVERYTHING. SECOND THOUGHT: his hair was really long HAHAHAH XD STILL SLAYING THE HANDSOME GAME THO. Suho kept mentioning that coming to HK always leaves good memories for him, and mentioned the EXO daesang win during MAMA AND THE CROWD WENT WILD ;D You know how much we support y’all.

Afterwards, they performed WHITE NOISE AND I WAS SO SURPRISED BC I HAD NO IDEA THEY WERE GONNA DO THIS SONG — i made myself not watch any prior concert vids bc i wanted this to be complete surprise and HECK YEAH I WAS SURPRISED. It was a new dance and everything it was so fresh :’))) there were some body rolls here and there, and overall it was a lot more toned down than artificial love oH GOD ARTIFICIAL LOVE JUST WAIT HOLY. Middle of white noise they went to the centre hexagon and danced, but then out of nowhere WATER START POURING FROM THE TOP DOWN LIKE WHATTTTT THEN THEY STARTED DANCING IN THE POURING WATER LIKE ALL WET AND EVERYTHING X_X i was so so so happy bc sehun was always on my side of the stage so i was able to see and film him well <3 his dancing is en pointe as usual heh #proudwifey

THEN JESUS SAVE ME THEY PERFORMED THUNDER <3 <3 <3 AND SEHUN OWNED THAT STAGE LIKE IT WAS NOBODY’S BUSINESS He was on the center extended part, and damn like the stage should have been called FIRE, CUZ IT WAS LIT. Yixing and Jongin as always slayed the game too and the VOCALS FOR THIS WAS SO GREAT OMG LIKE IT WAS LIKE PERFECT :’)) also. jongin was being a huge TEASE bc he kept smirking and smiling while dancing :((( HAHA but it was lovely and made my heart thump <3

then they did playboy. rmb when playboy used to be the most sexual dance in their concert? YEAH NO JUST WATCH ARTIFICIAL LOVE HOLY i need to cleanse my eyes…. ANYWAY BEFORE THAT— this time playboy was done a bit differently, sekai wasn’t paired tgt, as pcy and osh were tgt, and kai had his own rising stage fanncaayy B) OH AND SIDE NOTE: I LOVE their laced up pants too..its very pretty and... its very tight LMAO gives me pirate vibes lol. i loved it bc the boys were all just having a TON of fun - like they came in yesterday night, and performed today thats just amazing if i compare that to the amount of energy they had today. THEY WERE LIKE HIGH OR SMTH SO CRAZY XD AND HYPER <3 but it was like a giant party so WOO!! Suho and chen went out to the farthest extended stage which meant I could see their features and OMG PRINCE SUHO ATTACKS AGAIN BC HE NEVER FAILS TO FAZE ME AT HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS IRL. He’s like a LEGIT god descending from heaven…. <3 Chanyeol went to the hexagonal extended stage and did a solo dance there - it was beautiful :’) and YIXING was in the center extended just having a blast body rolling, pelvis thrusting JEEEEZ i need holy water.

JESUS NO ITS HERE. I CANT. IT WAS ARTIFICIAL LOVE NOW. omg i can’t even bare to talk about it I WAS SO….AHHHHH I CANT EXPLAIN OMG. i felt strange LMAO ok so right after playboy WHICH WAS ALREADY MILDY SEXY, they grabbed the canes from the side of the stage and as soon as the music came up i was like UH OH HERE IT COMES… and KAI WAS ON THE HEXAGONAL STAGE (yes im referring to him as kAI BECAUSE BABY NINI WOULD NEVER DO THAT)- AND OH JESUS IT WAS SUCH A SHOCKING MOMENT WHEN HE… UM.. GRINDED ON THE CANE?? GOSH EVEN TYPING IT MAKES ME FEEL DIRTY LMFAO I couldn’t even bring myself to film it bc i jUST CANT???? then, when switched positions, baekhyun was now where kai was, and another chorus came along which meant another grinding session (pls save me). When I watched baekhyun’s one i was ready to keep my eyes closed bc puppy baek grinding? it would destroy my image of him forever… BUT!! he was actually very reserved HAHAH XD i think it was just yixing, and kai who like 150% WENT FOR IT. ground like there was no tomorrow LMAO. so yeah long song short, KAI’S SEX APPEAL BROKE THE ROOF, and baekhyun was still a cutie BAHAHA XDD and then it was KAIXING duet dance break during artificial love with the BLINDFOLDS OMG SO SEXY HOLYY my poor heart :((

OMG AND UNFAIR!!!! I love the stage for unfair its so cute and unique, squishy kyungsoo popped out of a tv and a chair (oh i wish that were reality), just the entire performance aspect of it was top notch and so cute. After unfair, it was a short ment where exo all sat on the steps of the stage, and yixing and pcy sat on both ends holding guitars. WHICH MEANT ACOUSTIC MEDLEY TIME!!!! Yixing gave a short introduction about the medley (it was so nice to hear his voice after such a long time not hearing it) and then demo-ed the guitar by playing a little impromptu melody — reminds me of just how much of a genius zhang yixing is *heart eyes*. Chanyeol also did a quick demo and same thing goes for him.. how do they self learn things so well :((the first song that they sang in the acoustic medley was My Lady and I FLIPPED OUT BC IT WAS KYUNGSOO AND IT WAS R&B MY TWO FAV COMBOS <3 It was so nice to just sit and listen to their live vocals - and this really goes to show how much talent there is in exo. whoever disagrees should sit in one concert and just LISTEN TO THEIR FLAWLESS VOCALS. like seriously, there was no out of pitch moments (- wAIT AHHA THIS REMINDS ME OF SOMETHING FUNNY PCY DID). OKOK SO BASICALLY near the end of the medley, (I CANT RMB WHICH ACOUSTIC IT WAS RN BUT-) it was supposed to be baekhyun’s line but kyungsoo held his mic towards Chanyeol’s mouth (he was preoccupied with guitar playing) to prompt him to sing. PCY did sing baek’s line, but his voice cracked BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH XD AND THE FUNNIEST THING WAS: HE MADE THIS REALLY CUTE SHOCKED FACE WHEN IT HAPPENED AND TOUCHED HIS THROAT THEN SHOOK HIS HEAD. NAWWWWWWW <3 adorbs… in the acoustic, they covered so many songs - CMB (WHICH JONGIN SANG BEAUTIFULLY OMG), My turn to cry, lady luck… just some i could rmb off the top of my head rn at 2:17 am HAHA.. then at the very end, yixing sang an acoustic version of Monodrama - and the lyrics were on the screen so the entire crowd sang along-it was beautiful <3 <3 <3 - at the end, yixing looked really sheepish, and grabbed the mic saying, “i’m so sorry, i sang the demo version’s lyrics so I didn’t sing the right words heh” and then pcy BEING THE MEDIATOR HE IS, was like “eyyyyy they probably didn’t even hear the difference- did you guys hear the difference???” and obvs we screamed NO!!!! and then that made xingxing look even more sheepish SO SO CUTE X) the entire thing just sounded and felt like a warm campfire get together with exo ls and exo <3 it was heartwarming and beautiful and I’m so glad that they added this segment.

and then they did lady luck again- this time not acoustic, but the dance and song version and kyungsoo. just. his voice. like. it melted the entire arena down. his projections were all so stable it sounded like the studio recorded version :’))) they danced on rising stages and everything was just so aesthetically perfect.. If i’m being completely honest, this time around, I was putting my focus deliberately more on sehun because i remember last year during exoluxion when i was front row, i could only really focus on whoever was in front of my area of the stage, which meant i missed a lot of sehun when he performed :( so i made the decision to FEED MY EYES AND HEART fully of sehun this time as last time, i was kyungsoo came to the front a lot and i kyungsoo’s vocals and dance fed me fully hehe (ohhh good times :’)) so yeah i wanted to say that kyungsoo’s vocals blew me away here because his LIVES ARE ACTUALLY PERFECT???how. haha bc his voice is made of honey chocolate <3

they performed TENDER LOVE next and I got shook all together again because THEY ALL INTERACTED WITH THE FANS THROUGH THE LIGHTSTICK :’D THEY each grabbed a lightstick and as soon as the song started baekhyun yelled “PUT YOUR HANDS UP!” :D yixing walked to the center extended stage and the next thing i knew, the STAGE WAS RISING UP LIKE A RAMP AND MY QUOTED WORDS AT THAT TIME CAUGHT ON VIDEO WAS “WOAH LOOK AT THAT STAGE” i was so surprised IT LOOKED LIKE A COMPLETE FUN HOUSE :DD All the members were just having a ton of silly fun during the song by just jumping :D during the chorus they would direct the crowd into little movements sequences we could do with the lightsticks and it was so nice bc it was like a little dance party - and they all looked so proud haha like we were all together - WE ARE ONE!! hehe Sehun came up to the farthest extended stage and danced on the stage closer to my side which was AMAZING <3 which meant that he was directing my block in the light stick moves ^^ i just thought it was super nice that they were able to interact with all of us in that way, include us all in that way it was very heartwarming <3

then LMR came up!! a lot earlier than last year’s one actually. fun and quirky as usual, BAEK’S VOCALS YES. they all danced so energetically and so hyped up, it was so so so AMAZING TO SEE THAT <3 esp sehun bc he’s usually the type that dances to the extent that is enough to show that he’s doing the moves, but this time he added so many more little side moves of his that spiced things up a lot hehe..

During One and Only, i think someone that stood out the most for me was def jongin. his vocals during the song was just something straight from all things good in the world. it was so good :’))) I’m so impressed by how much he has improved his vocal abilities over the years and is truly developing his own distinctive voice <3 OH AND the official HK exo fan club organized an event where during performance of One and Only, representatives in the crowd would hold up letters that spelt “EXO You Are My One and Only”.

omg and possibly my favorite part of the concert….. kai x sehun x lay WATER DANCE WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I am not at all exagerating when i say that every millisecond of what i saw looked like something out of a painting. IT WAS GORGEOUS AND BEAUTIFUL (how many times have i said beautiful omg). they were all so in sync, and everyone gave it their all and it shows <3 THEN CAME THE MOMENT THE WATER STARTED FILLING THE GROND AND WHERE ALL 3 OF THEM JUST DROPPED TO THE GROUND (how do they not break their knees is my question) IT WAS SO SO *fight the urge to say beauti—* BEAUTIFUL <3 I’m sorry there are no other words to describe how amazingly godlike the entire performance was.. then when the water started pouring from the top OH DAMN THAT WAS THE CLIMAX. so they danced in the water with water pouring all over their heads and bodies and THE EFFECT LOOKED SO ETHEREAL like aM I EVEN ALIVE? HAVE I GONE TO HEAVEN? BC THIS IS WHAT I THINK HEAVEN WILL LOOK LIKE TBH. 3 DANCING WATER ANGELS <3 ahHAHA so yeah and when it ended, they 3 were kneeling in the water, and jongin had to be all extra and stuff and run his hand through his hair, gazing dangerously sexily into the audience.. yep THERE GOES MY OVARIES BOOM. THANK YOU OSH, KAI AND YIXING.

AND THEN IT WAS VOCAL LINE TIME TO SHINE!!! Stronger was performed, and it was all i could ask for to have all four of them, kyungsoo, baek, chen, and suho sing this song… esp during stressful times THANK YOU <3 also the vocals were just off the charts at 200% today like they even said themselves that they’re feeling great today WHICH MAKES ME SO DAMN HAPPY :’’)))) oMG THEN THEY PLAYED THE REALLY CUTE VCR OF EXO AS NOMES (??) HAHA dancing and stuff, then they came out of the back wearing the cute af pointy hats and elf shoes XDDD CUTENESS OVERLOAD!! they sang HEAVEN as they came out and it was SO CUTE and also the way that kyungsoo wears his pointy hat, OVER HIS FOREHEAD AND TOUCHING HIS EYES IS SO DAMN SQUISHY OF HIM AHHH :3 he’s so adorable CAN I TAKE HIM HOME PLS along with the rest of exo!!!!! Then they took off their costumes to sing Girl x Friend and it was honestly so great.. xingxing was dancing and pointing out to the audience to guide them in singing the song, sehun came out again to the middle to just enjoy the stage, and kyungsoo was sining happily waving a nightstick around ^^ WAIT OMG ALMOST FORGOT — SEHUN WAS WEARING SPECS DURING THIS AHAHAH HE LOOKED SO DAMN HOT I CANNOT EVEN. SEHUN IN SPECS MAKES ME REEVALUATE MY LIFE. <3 hot hubby hehe

Then 3.5.6 WAS LITTTTTTT haha everyone was dancing and as EXPECTED!!! they did the weird “ooh ooh” sounds in between the 3.6.5 chorus lines xDD HAH now it sounds weird to listen to the studio version one cuz it doesn’t have those sounds LMAO. THEN EXO BECAME A BUNCH OF MEANIES BC THEY FINISHED THE SONG AND as soon as the lights turned up, they were like, “okay, bye! Thank you for coming!” “See you tomorrow” (BISH LIKE WE HAVE MONEY TO SEE U 2 CONSECUTIVE DAYS IN A ROW ALTHOUGH ID VERY MUCH LOVE TO), and the entire crowd AWW’ed and whined like NO! you can’t leave us like this :((( they were so mean…

BUT THEN THEY CAME OUT WEARING THOSE COPPERY COLORED JACKETS and performed TRANSFORMER like in MAMA but EVEN BETTER <3 <3 <3 I really love the part where they all come together and do the roboty like thing. i think i have a new found love for transformer OOPS x) it was so cool like the choreo too!! it was so sharp and just overall. ANNND THEN THEY DID LIGHTSABER~~~ everything was lit. DANCE WAS LIT, SONG WAS LIT, RAP WAS LIT, ALLLSO there was a special dance part near the end where everyone got ‘lightsabers’ and STARTED SWINGING THE CRAP OUT OF IT HAHAHA. and as to no surprise. MORE WATER!! haha water started pouring again (honestly I’ve lost count HAHA) they’re so obsessed with water… or they just want the wet clothes to stICK TO THEIR ABS? x_X

then they took a break and did another ment - which was good cuz i needed that break HAHAHA xD sehun, pcy, yixing and minseok went backstage first to change out of their wet clothes, while baek, suho, kai, chen, kyungsoo, stayed behind to talk. They talked about how nice it was that Jongin was muscular bc he was good at exercising which made nini really embarrassed HAHA.. then joonmyeon turned to kyungsoo and was like, “what about you?” and squishy soo didn’t say anything and just bowed. NAW ITS OK PENGUIN SOO I LIKE IT BETTER WHEN YOU DONT HAVE RIPPED MUSCLES :D Then, Baekhyun said in the ment that, “During One and Only you guys held some letters up, but I couldn’t really see them as I was dancing, what did it say again? Could you raise it again so I could read?” so the representatives in the crowd did, and Baekhyun, Chanyeol read it out. THEN HAHA WHATS FUNNY IS baekhyun then said, “oh! i see now. But you know it’s not because we don’t know how to read english, we do- its because you guys held one letter upside down so we couldn’t read” UHMM SAVAGE BAEK ???!?!!? HAHAHA BUT IT WAS SUPER FUNNY XD. Then joonmyeon pitched in and said he thought that the M and Y were going to spell MYEON, which made him suspect that “oh? maybe they’re preparing something for my birthday……?” HAHAH NEXT TIME JOONMYEON NEXT TIME WE PROMISE <3 such a cutie.

AHAH ANOTHER FUNNY PART!! Baekhyun wanted us all to be quiet for a bit bc he wanted to say something but the crowd didn’t stay quiet for long, so he kept shushing us, like “sh! sh! SHHH!” and then he started saying SH in a really fast and abrupt way, IT SOUNDED LIKE HE SWORE AND SAID SH*T XD AND EVERYONE STARTED LAUGHING HAHAHAHAH don’t think he noticed but oh well baaha cute. baek went on to say how hard they’ve been preparing for their new album, so requested for us to show it lots of love when it comes out (OF COURSE!!! ITS A GIVEN1!!)

AHH ok so those 5 went backstage to change and now pcy, sehun, yixing, minseok came out to ment. During the ment, minseok said that he felt sorry because he messed up during the lightsaber perf. He said that it wasn’t because he forgot the moves, but because the water was pouring into his shirt, and it was so cold that he momentarily forgot what he was supposed to do (poor baby… please don’t get sick any of you :\\). Then PCY started going “沒關係” which is “no problem” in cantonese and got the entire crowd to repeat over and over until minseok told us to stop HAHA :3 then sehun decided to ment next, and he told a “funny” story - which really wasnt funny at all HAHA srsly no one understood what he was trying to say HAHAH or the purpose of the story he was telling - anyway at the end when he realized that no one understood what he was saying, he said, “i’m just trying to lighten up the mood from the sorry atmosphere minseok hyung set up just now..” then PCY again did the “no problem” chant and got the entire crowd in on it again x). Then to compensate, sehun asked us to all give a collective fake laugh AHHA AT HIS FAILED JOKE XD i can’t this boy is everything. then yixing went around giving a cantonese lesson for the other 3 boys, teaching them how to say thank you, hello, my name is___ except the fact that he forgot how to say the members names in canto xD

After the ment, yixing went back and pcy x sehun x minseok did a rap song that i believe is only exclusive to the concerts? its called “같이해” which means “do it together”. THIS. SONG. WAS. FREAKING. LIT. SEHUN FREAKING OWNED THAT STAGE LIKE IT WAS HIS AND NO ONE ELSES B) HE WAS IN CENTER STAGE MOST THE TIME, AND WENT ON THE RISING RAMP WHICH WAS SUUUUPER COOL. He was so full of charisma on stage i couldn’t take my eyes off him for even a second. he demanded attention in everything he did HAHAH THATS MY BOO then this lit rap transitioned into DROP THAT when all members joined them on stage, and IT WAS AS LIT AS IT WAS LAST YEAR WOO so so nice. “we say e-x, you say o! , e-x-“ “O!” so nice *sparkling eyes* OMG ALSO CHANYEOL DID AN ELECTRIC GUITAR COVER OF GROWL AND IT WAS FREAKING COOL AF

ooooohhhh then next they did the cool little Let Out the Beast remix starting with the lightstick part. It was a bit of a shame that they did not organize this concert to have the bluetooth setting so it lost a wow factor there, but STILL THE REMIX SONG WAS GREAT AND THEY DID A DANCE REMIX IT WAS SO EFFING COOL AND OLD SCHOOL I LOVE IT SO MUCH <3

Following that, they performed Lucky, where everyone LEGIT WENT CRAZY HYPER HAHA THEY DID RANDOM DANCES AND EVERYTHING speaking of random dances, CHANYEOL DABBED LIKE AT LEAST 10 TIMES HERE JEEEAASUS and did juju on the beat hAHAHA I WAS SHOOK lmao THEN they did RUN and yixing was near the part where i was at so I had a very clear view of him going CRAZYYY like actually CRAZY!! he was doing all sorts of random running moves, and just having a ton of fun :’)) this was so impactful on me because i rmb last year, they flew in to hk really early and at the same day they had to perform so lay was really really tired that day. but to see him so hyper and energetic was so refreshing and it made me really hyped up too :’) little xing bunny jumping for joy haha

GROWL MY FAV SONG came out and everything was SO PERFECT haha this time the members freely walked around first and interacted with fans. then park chanyeol. okay so um. this boy has a problem with chronic DABBING AND JUJU-ING. he DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO STOP LITERALLY DOES NOT STOP. HE DABBED LIKE AVERAGE EVERY 5 SECONDS NOT EXAGGERATING. And then baekhyun learned from him and started to dab and juju uncontrollably too ._. not you too baek AHAH but in all honesty it was so funny to watch XD pcy did so many dabs that sehun had to almost flying kick him to get him back to his regular mind haha. THEY WERE CRAZILY HYPER today and i LOVE IT SO MUCH  <3 AHAH AND THEN YIXING WAS SO CUTE CUZ during the beginning of growl when everyone walked everywhere, he walked to the furthest extended stage, but during the bridge he was supposed to get back to the middle to do the dance part. He only remembered when the music turned and had to RUN FOR HIS LIFE back to the centre aND IT WAS SO CUTE CUZ I SAW THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE REMEMBERED XD PRICELESS.

Lucky One was next, and similarly it was free-dance and walk around which was nice and chill for them ^^ but jongdae did not give up on the dance and still did it throughout ahah #dedication. near the end, suho was the only one dancing and pcy and sehun were both doing weird af gestures behind him LOL .. and then it was time for the last ment D: I’m sad just thinking about it again….

So at the start of the ment, when pcy was talking, jongin bent over and looked really tired, which is expected since he danced with so much energy during the entirety of the concert - but he suddenly ran off stage, and no one knew what was going on- i started to get really nervous because i didn’t know what happened, if he was sick or hurting and i felt really sad :( my heart hurt. But then when it got around to about fixing’s turn to ment, jongin finally came back and all the members were like, “kai-sshi where did you disappear off to just now?” and HAHA HE SAID, “i had to go to the bathroom really urgently i was very very urgent” HAHAHAHA XD NOT WHAT ANYONE OF US WERE EXPECTING LMAO IM DECEASED XDD Then the members teased him and were like, “Kai-sshi is your stomach not feeling well (aka do u have a stomach ache/diarrhoea)?” and he immediately denied it and said, “nO! I just went to the toilet to pee hahah i was so urgent.” Then he said, “You know, after coming back from the toilet, my mood is so much more relieved” BAHAHHAHAHA “RELIEVED?!?!” IM DEAD AGAIN.. then PCY started saying, “so did you go to the toilet to … number 2?” HAHAH and jongin said, “NO! I WENT TO DO A NUMBER 1” IT WAS SO FUNNY MY ABS HURT AHAHAHA THEY WERE ARGUING ABOUT THE TOILET ON STAGE I CANT WITH THESE BOYS.. XD

Channel kept dabbing and juju-ing still, which triggered baekhyun to do the same, AND I KID YOU NOT, they DID NOT STOP DOING THAT UNTIL THE ENTIRE MENT WAS OVER FOR EVERYONE XD THESE TWO PUPS.. baekhyun’s ment consisted of him teaching us how to dab LMAO he was like “i’ll teach you the easy one (the dab), bc the other one (the juju) is more complex” LOL THANKS TEACHER BAEK. so yeah long story short, he got the entire arena to dab. yup. EVERYONE. us all dabbing only exacerbated chanyeol’s chronic dabbing syndrome and he continued to do it, with baekhyun responding to him every single time. #CHANBAEK OTP FTW. throughout all the dabbing sehun was just judging and like “ai these hinges…” but then eventually he caved and also did dabs AHHAHA, yixing,  chen were laughing so hard. the thing is, suho is trying to give his ment properly, and there you have chanyeol on one end, baekhyun on the other DABBING TOWARDS EACH OTHER OK LIKE THESE BOYS ARE NOT OK. WHAT DID THEY EAT BEFORE COMING OUT HERE?? Eventually suho gave up AHAH and dabbed too (…….) WHAT IS WITH ALL THIS DABBING….?!!??! also . baekhyun couldn’t help it and decided to teach us the juju too so. LMAO. AND THEN BAEK SAID, “the dab move i taught you! when we sing Angel for the last song, I want you to dab throughout the song!” THIS IS HOW OBSESSED THEY ARE OK. IM BEING HONEST, PCY AND BAEK added tgt for the entire concert prob dabbed and juju-ed like 50 times each . NOT. AN EXAGGERATION. Haha so yeah, fun times..

During Angel, fans threw stuff toys and animal hats on stage, and exo went around playing with them. Baekhyun found a pikachiu hat and chanyeol found a stuffed pokeball = chanyeol smashing the pokeball at poor baekhyun who ended up rolling on the stage xD. Sehun found a dinosaur hat and a snake that he wrapped around his neck (how exotic LOL), then he found a small stuffed white puppy that looked like Vivi. and he carried it all the way back to the stage where he said in chinese, “Vivi says, ‘see you tomorrow!’” (CAN HE GET ANY CUTER???). AND THEN omg the sweetest part was how yixing liteally went to every corner and crevice of the stage to bow and say goodbye and thankyou to the fans :’(((( IM CRYING HE’S LITERALLY THE SWEETEST BUNNY TT he was the last to return to the back part of the stage where baekhyun said they wanted to take a photo with all of us dabbing in the background (LMAO). it was so sad to see them all disappear behind the closing screens, how did time pass so quickly? it felt like we just came in to sit down..

it was an INSANE night. SO MUCH HYPE, SO LIT, SO FUN AND TRUELY showed the talents and nature of exo :’) they really had so much fun and as an EXO-L that is all I can ask for. Im so glad that they were able to get a nights rest before the concert this time unlike last year, because they were so much more awake and aware of the concert. they were all so into it and so CRAZY HYPER HAHA. Interestingly, baekhyun, suho both talked about how this Exo’rdium in HK was the VERY FIRST concert they held in the new year of 2017. WHICH WAS SUCH A HUGE THING!! they were all so energetic and excited about the concert that they asked for everyone in the crowd to dab while they took a group photo with us in the background - I AM OFFICIALLY SIGNING OFF. THEY ASKED US TO DAB FOR A PHOTO IM DONE. LMAO IM DOOONNEEE

So yeah…. that was a LONG ASS POST but it was worth staying up to 4am to write about <3 the best part was that when we looked at the time it was 10:32pm. we started at 7pm SHARP. which meant this concert went on for 3 and a half hours. 3 AND A HALF HOURS. THATS AMAZING AND GENEROUSLY LONG <3 This beautiful memory will stay with me forever and motivate me to do well in upcoming mocks and exams ^^ EXO SARANGHAJA!!!!! <3 WOOOOOO

#exordiumhk #exordium hong kong #exordium hk day 1 #exo #021117 #just rereading it and rewatching the videos makes me so emotional all over again #until next time that i see you my babies #<3