#he’s like wait what about Lucifer and mc is like irrelevant and not real

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I like to think that the brothers avoid western culture and religion cuz it’s a sore subject and since christianity dominates the conversation they assume that other monotheistic religions are inherently similar when they aren’t

...mainly cuz how hype do you think satan would be that he exists in judaism and not only is Lucifer not a thing in judaism, but is also attributed to a mistranslation

#obey me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #Jewish mc casually mentions that in one interpretation satan is a prosecutor for heaven and satan just blue screens for sec #he’s like wait what about Lucifer and mc is like irrelevant and not real #satan dragging mc to lucifers study: we have to go right now #also like if anyone wants to add ways the brothers deviate from the general christian belief #please do cuz I think it just would be fun since the fandom frequently looks at the game from a culturally christian perspective #the main basis for this is I imagine Lucifer wouldn’t like hearing about how he’s bad and a loser #which like isn’t even true to that but cultural christianity is watered down #muslim jewish mc solidarity is the brothers being idiots who’ve only interacted with culturally christian humans #also I don’t count the witches #Simeon is aware tho but doesn’t say anything to the brothers cuz he thinks it’s funny #also like I feel like I need to defend this way more cuz like I don’t want christians to come in here mad I’m small and jewish #my post #jewish mc thoughts