i like to playfully ignore / forget that mark estapa is not a thumbs up boy, but instead, a gang signs boy 🙃
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Not my partner taking away my moment last night… like… hello?
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lol ran into my ex on the train… life could genuinely not be any worse
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Me: *walks into snake room*
Me: Ugh, it stinks. One of the boas must have taken a huge dump.
Boas: Don’t look at us.
The real culprit:
No regrets.
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Actually, Reverend Putty would give a whole sermon, hogging the blunt the entire time cus he forgot to pass it
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From the producer of "Did anyone here watch the livestream I did like, fuck knows like, 6 months ago or something? (it was last year)", now comes the sequel: "Everything happened 9 months ago (except it did not)"!
Louis : I've had this album for like... 9 months. (...)
Also Louis: About... maybe about 9 months ago, I wanna to say 9 months ago but not everything happened 9 months ago, about 9 months ago roughly, I put out on Twitter that phrase "Faith in the Future" (...). I just felt this kind of magic around that phrase, so I kinda built the album around that phrase.
So he's saying:
he's focused on the time of gestation, since this album is his baby (everything is 9 months! everything!)
he tweeted the phrase that he used as the album inspiration (and knew would be the title) at the same time that he finished the album... hmmm...
What really happened: Louis first tweeted FITF in March 2021, then indeed, retweeted it one year after, in March 2022. So that's 18 months ago and 6 months ago, respectively.
In conclusion: Louis has the most confused sense of time. And it's the most endearing thing. And kinda funny for someone who's used melting clocks in his merch design. And sings about building a time machine. Anyways.
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Sometimes I wish my partner wasn’t such a square so I could smoke myself silly on a Sunday morning…
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my cat waking me up at 4 in the morning so i can pay attention to him
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This criminal knocks over anything and everything he can get his paws on.
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sapnap said hes giving u space cause he thinks u want it
I never said that. I’m giving him space because he asked for it 😓
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hate how yuta only posts on his social media when it’s abt the phillies… girl, do something new
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