#he’s smug because reasons

[hazmatmaid]

A year ago I was inspired to make something that captured the exact aesthetic of a vintage, degraded VHS recording from the 90s, and I think I'm pleased with what I attempted.

#deltarune #spamton #spamton g spamton #big shot spamton #my drawings #the only reason this was wip for a year was because i didn't know what to do for the logo #ended up just stealing the cungadero crossing sign #i don't think i'll put this amount of filters and effort into anything ever again #look at him. smug asshole. #he really does look like that guy in commercials that suddenly disappeared one day and nobody knows what happened to him #png was too big a file size to upload so i had to run this through the jpeg shredder #now some of the text is probably illegible but i guess that makes it authentic

[little-tyrant-gortash]

"I speak, you obey" Enver Gortash vs. "I speak, they burn" Gale Dekarios- 👀

#|| If you have Gale in your party when you pick Astarion up he says that if Astarion cuts you he's going to incinerate him. #|| Which is cute especially because you've just met. :3 #|| ............in my next Tavtash fic I might just throw Tav at Gale because of reasons. Just. Protective Gale against a smug mofo Gortash. #little tyrant [enver gortash] #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg 3 #enver gortash #archduke enver gortash #lord enver gortash #tavtash #Gale Dekarios #Gale of Waterdeep

[prettyhighforawhiteguyblog]

I'm the wife in my marriage.

It's funny to me anyway. Funny to me because my wife is the very picture of femininity, loving, caring, sexy, pretty, beautiful wife, loving and adored by all her children. And a satisfied and hot for her husband.

But to me she is beautiful and terrible as the Dawn! Treacherous as the Seas! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All shall love her and despair!

And yet she chose me.

So to all the hella ladies who rejected my advances? Y'all missed out. Because she saw in me what way too many people couldn't. And sometimes still can't.

And she wants to run my life. And the lives of our whole family. And we all kinda love it. Mostly. But it ain't worth the headache or heartache of fighting her on anything. She's Daddy's little princess and her mother is the loving matron and queen bitch of the family and we all stay in line. Mostly. I love to do my own thing too much for my own good. But it keeps our fights about stupid stuff instead of my weed use again.

(I'm dead ass functional and present from 6am on till I finally get my insomniac ass too sleep while high just to escape the constant anxiety about my sick daughter's upcoming surgery, my dying suegro, my mourning wife, disturbed autistic son, special needs princess Daddy's girl I'm spoiling her to death to make her just as powerful and ungovernable mother and it's working too well already. Have you ever negotiated with a hostile bitchy entitled as fuck child? )

Anyway, you wouldn't know it looking at me or talking normal chitchat, but I'm pretty fucking manly. In the way my culture defines manliness. I'm not very masculine. But I'm very manly.

I'm feminine as fuck in my household. I mother the kids, help their emotional development, work on my wife's emotional and mental well-being, and I'm the one never in the mood for sex. And I do every single thing she says. And then she does the discipline and management of the family's affairs. And she's the one who has to seduce me. Did I mention she was sexy as fuck? (While I'm awkward as fuck every time we even roleplay.) And a horny Latina. (That's why these horny sexy, nice, Latinos are taking over. It's natural selection. The Whites just can't compete and as usual are getting their panties in a twist over not being able to compete even with everything in their favor to out reproduce them all but it was too many kids for a nuclear family to handle Whites.) So beautiful hot queen sexy as fuck Latina seduces me every night. #blessed. So fuck yeah I don't wanna fuck up this arrangement. So I do everything she tells me to and treat her real good and let her win every argument and over apologize. Except when I make a rare exception to make a stand in something important or just to make some trouble and have some fun.

Oh yeah. She's a clean freak 😮‍💨 But she's an impatient Latina housewife perfectionist clean freak. So she gets mad at my perfectly good job when company isn't ever coming job and tells me to stop even trying to clean. Go play Minecraft with your daughter to keep her occupied.🤣

I have the best living situation ever. I'll be your bitch my bitchy highness. Just please keep playing with my hair on your lap. Oh, and that sucking my dick the way you do and being right 95% of the time on judgement calls.

So yeah I'm the wife.

And I got a pretty good life.

#and know you know the rest of the story #when i was s younger man i had a good paying job at a factory plant as a temp worker #i liked this job #and it was easy clean indoor temp controlled light labor with a jovial #kindly and generally loving crowd of people all just trying to earn a living in this shit economy #and care for each get along with each other #it was a really nice atmosphere. there was only a little manager taking advantage of a woman's situation to force a relationship. #but she was petty please about the whole arrangement because she was lonely and he was kind and likable and #good looking younger guy #and it made her job impossible to get the boot #even as it got easier to boot #anyways i worked my ass off and just tried to get along with the boss #and it paid great #We could have been poor and happy working jobs like that for life if i really had to got some reason #but anyways this bossman manager sees me sweeping my ass off a clean floor and instead of telling me to go lean on a post for a bit #tells me I'm doing a good job #and that I'll make a someone s fine wife someday #i wanted to slap that smug mother fucker up there head w my broom. But i was laughing to hard at that fuckers joke because i liked the guy. #and i liked my job #anyway #here i am being a good little wife #and I'm living the life of Reilly doing it #i don't know the etymology of that phrase is. only my Dad says it in my experience #it might be good own little creation. #you're welcome #And the mother fucker just let me keep sweeping my dumbass all over a clean floor! #Union strong

[markeronacomputer]

Heart, Mind and Soul but what if little bug men

(okay but why did I make wasp!soul kinda fruity tho?)

#Chonny jash #chonny’s charming chaos compendium #cccc heart #cccc mind #cccc soul #i imagine this was an attempt by Soul to punish them for something #but since he did the same thing to both of them at the same time it ended up affecting him too #(and shrunk down the trident… for some reason) #that’s why they’re both staring at him #and why he’s got that smug “mission failed successfully” look on his face #fun fact #this is the first time I’ve drawn HMS since about last May #I’m not going to show you that art tho because it’s OLD #and thus even worse than my current art #hms #looking back at this and realising I forgot Heart’s wings… #fuck #just pretend they’re behind his back #Chonny Jash au

[eliounora]

my oc, kaya! I have no idea how his glasses stay on his nose

#my art #he is turkish! from my fantasy ottoman empire #you cannot see it but he wears a fez on top of his turban LOL #for some reason i imagine his voice to be much like morrissey's. maybe because he looks smug and like he would have bad opinions #absolutely awful but what pipes! #he's one of my ocs who has gone through the least changes. this is the first design i whipped up for him and i still use it #ALTHOUGH he's had the most iterations as my story for these characters have changed #there are many many many proto-kayas

[miramisaki]

60(???) days until Charlie...??

#mira draws stuff #fate charlemagne #charlemagne #fgo #fate grand order #fate extella link #charlemagne countdown #I strongly feel that he would be disastrously bad at poker #you look me in the eyes and try to tell me that man can keep a poker face #he would give it his best shot obviously because people who can maintain a poker face and win are cool #but he's also simultaneously so easy to read he loses every time #anyways the FGO Poker thing was so fun it inspired me to do another pic for April Fools #hope you feel lucky!! because this ain't happening again <3 #EDIT: THE ONLY EXCEPTION WOULD BE IF HE'S PLAYING AGAINST KARL #THE POWERFUL DESIRE TO TROLL HIMSELF IN A LOW-STAKES ENVIRONMENT WOULD ABSOLUTELY WIN OUT OVER ANY SORT OF REASONING #Karl would conversely be excellent at poker due to all his years of experience and royal dignity (read: Imperial Privilege) and all that #Except when facing Charlie because the irritation at Charlie trolling him would throw him off his game #Karl: HOW DO I KEEP LOSING TO YOU??? Charlie: *smug knife cat.jpg*

[ahalliance]

this bit from baghs’ lore is haunting me . a blackboard with all the francophones’ initals . were all of them originally island experiments that managed to escape like qbaghs?

#qsmp #baghera jones #french lore goes haaaaaard #like . okay . baghs was a child hybrid experiment who grew up with the feds then eventually managed to escape . #we know Someone was asked and then instructed to Get Her Back #which we think means the whole crashing the plane on purpose thing . which we think kameto orchestrated #and all the other francophones have Some sort or connection to the island and experiments as well #étoiles serving as a test subject during his code fights for the feds #the feds nearly torturing aypierre to death (fucked up . btw can we talk about that) to get info out of him #and then performing some dubious ass unknown procedure on him to save his life #antoine has less tying him to the feds as of Now but we know he doesn’t hold as much hatred for the feds as the others do . like he’s very #neutral and almost lenient towards them (suceur de cucurucho . anw) #so there’s links for All of them . multiple hints pointing towards a shared islander past linked to the federation #maybe that explains why the federation seems so chill about them (in comparison to the brazilians lmao) #like . they’re not That outwardly aggressive towards them #maybe the Feds are just so smug and pleased that they got their experiments back that they don’t mind being lenient towards them now . #because they’ve got them back in their clutches and this time they won’t be able to leave #hmmmmmmm okay current theory: baghs n some of the others (at least aypierre and étoiles though probs antoine too) managed to escape the fed #kameto stayed behind for x reason idk he’s a fed simp . anw he was then instructed to orchestrate the plane crash to bring the others back #and he did . and the vague memories aypierre has and the ‘oh maybe they’re not so bad’ mentality antoine has #are just the old Feelings being stirred up by being back on the island despite the amnesia #okay boom im so smart #jay rambles #incredibly long tag set im not sorry

[peblezq]

| wally darling & julie joyful | welcome home | click on the image for HD |

I had to draw some Welcome Home fanart because I love these silly puppets. I also have a fanfic cookin' in the oven if you'd like to check that out on my AO3 [help, the puppets got me in a chokehold]

#welcome home #welcome home fanart #wally darling #julie joyful #fanart #cartoonart #puppets #its so hard to draw wally for some reason #i had to pretend he has eyebrows and a nose because i was strugglin to make him look smug lol #i would die for them #they are so cute #art #pebs art #my art #feels weird to not have wally staring into your soul lmao

[neroushalvaus]

Richard and Philip somehow meeting each other at a time when things between Richard and Thomas are slowly falling apart & they talk about how difficult Thomas is to be in a relationship with & their conversation is basically just Tango Maureen from Rent

#all while philip being smug that he jumped ship in time #and richard being ''😒 you're wrong.. it's different with me'' #idk i'm intrigued by the thought of r/t falling apart because thomas getting in his own head and not being great in the relationship #it's not necessarily my hc because i think there are other reasons that are more likely... compels me though #some people steal dogs to cope #otp; one swallow doesn't make a summer #otp; two ordinary blokes

[prettyboysdontlookatexplosions]

when jj abrams was like “star wars taught me sometimes you do need a plan.” ok what was your excuse for every other piece of shit movie in your filmography you absolute loser

#like you’d think it would make me (jj hater of all time) feel smug or vindicated #but no bc it actually shows he is still totally clueless about the reasons he sucks ass #which is that he’s an idiot who does things because he’s seen other movies do them and is incapable of telling a coherent story #sorry. my mission impossible thing has reanimated my jj grudge

[idiaa-shroxd]

YOUR WRITING IS SO PRETTY I COULD EAT IT. YOU CHARACTERIZE THE CHARACTERS SO WELL TOO!!!

thank you so much!! ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ happy you think my writing is very pretty!! and also makes me happy you think my characterization was correct.

when writing for characters always take a bit of extra time to ensure they sound good? thinking about having an actual conversation with them for a minute and what they’d do! ♧ personally a big fan of viginettes since that reveals a lot of a character more than mainstory.

Σ('◉⌓◉’) mini (huge) rant within the tags of the way of my process to understand a character!!

#i’ve been trying to work on characterization with trey for example because in the main story he is relatively nice #but within his viginettes he’s a bit more than that like a slightly smug teaser than boy next door. #the characters tend to have complexity rather than one dimension traits people tend to stick by #which isn’t a bad thing but to start writing it could help kick you off but majority of the time your characters do have many emotions to #aspirations- such as vil being mean BUT that coming with subtle charm of care- he does not derive pleasure from purposefully degrading other #he firmly believes he can see the beauty in everyone if they try and he attempts to get others to apply themselves so they can be pretty #he does not go around like ew you’re ugly go away unless you have a negative attitude like leona who purposefully does not put any effort #but sometimes his pursuit for beauty can go out of hand like with epel or neige but his dorm ssr perfectly illustrates he knows what he does #he does not always explain himself with having epel do heavy lifting which only helps epel improve but he would not tell him this directly #there are other characters i can rant about the way i write. such as sebek being a malleus fanboy #but that was not a central part of his personality to warrant every fic just mentioning malleus each sentence #the best way to learn how to write for him would be looking at his viginette or his event story without tsunotarou!! he is quite a wonderful #-ly designed character but gets overlooked due to his ‘louder’ part of his personality. but he genuinely has captivated me as a character #the best examples for eng players would be during harveston- when he was extremely passionate about what he did with a soft side for his #plush!! he’s a big softie. he’s just very confused because his grandfather openly hates humans. he acknowledges marja and complimented her #he’s not hating humans for no reason but because it was taught to him. he’s trying his best to be what he is but you can tell he is not too #prideful that he would refuse to acknowledge marja just for being a human. in fact in his viginette he HELPS humans with their lumber #though that is technically due to him being confident he can do so compared to a human thanks to being a guard for Malleus but he is quite #happy to be complimented!!-. he is a character with more depth: ceremony viginette next #he tells yuu to just let him handle things since he’s stronger which shows he’s also blunt and says things without thinking about others at #times. but people are MISSING out on fics with sebek yuu and tea bonding over tsunotarou because he has no hostility to those who like #tsunotarou. he is happy to teach!! his other viginette think pe??: lilia tricks him into eating steak with yogurt iirc and he does honestly #it’s disgusting but he trusts lilia and 100% believe the old fae. THE POTENTIAL. authors need to use that?? just lilia messing with him or #how he can sometimes be so gullible you can get him to trust you mixed together with how attached he was to squirrel plush #he’s actually such a cute character. #there’s also Kalim who KNOWS there are bad people. he is not innocent as he knows there are bad people that want him gone #his least favorite food is curry because Jamil got sick for a week after taste testing his food. #Kalim just chooses. he wants to believe the kindness of the world not due to purity but due to the fact he does not want to live in constant #fear. which in itself already makes him more than one dimension. he may seem carefree but there’s room to play with when describing him??… #questions of styx.

[collegeoflore]

the timing of this is SO funny. gale you found out you have to blow urself up like 12 hours ago PLEASE

#i’m probably going to place this a little later in the timeline of my brain for ieriyn LMAO #still though it’s sweet… seeing ieriyn so fierce and determined now being the thing that finally makes him admit it… #ieriyn has been flirting extremely hard since day like 4 LOL it’s been A Thing but #i do think he feels pretty smug now that gale is straight up like ‘yeah i need that dick actually. posthaste.’ #for it to be tied to his skill though…. for gale to say he’s ‘impressive’ even when he feels small in the face of what they’re up against… #i like them. #a lot of what ieriyn is doing rn is more compartmentalization vs Real Growth and he’s going to have a lot to unpack later but #i think gale rly is the reason he believes he Can be this person. that he Can be brave. that maybe he Can save the world. #bc gale has always seen this person in him is the thing. #because gale has seen Himself in him #like. here’s this gifted kid on the edge of burning out with so much raw talent and no real way to channel it. #idk i’m rambling now bye #oc. ieriyn #漫言 #z plays bg3 #r. see how it shines

[dominoesart]

Here have some dumb lil' Cuttletavio brainrot sketches/(sorta???)studies that I got woefully distracted with and put way too much effort into! [sorry for the garbo quality in advance I suck at photography+all flooding of the tags--]

#It started out as 'haha lol ill just draw them for a bit and then erase it' then escalated so quickly #the power of getting a bit of anatomy right for once and not having the will to erase it #Also! If the designs are familiar I (ripped them off of)based them of the Dissonant Melody designs! #+the ones I've seen from other people! #also also kudos and a cookie to you if you recognize the meme #also also also GAH- I forgot to add speech bubbles for Cuttlefish in the 8th one-- #it's based of my hc that he used to be a like combination of Callie and Marie when he was younger and he's supposed to be saying smth #smug/snarky/sassy but I didn't know what to write so I just forgor and now we have Craig looking all smug and pleased with himself for no #reason and Octavio getting offended by it lol #If I could only put this much effort into things I actually need to finish up #ah well #the consequences of my actions wait for me patiently #SSGQUSGQUGSGSG A H Forgor to mention another thingadkwosk #The 'Prolly Transmasc idk--' thing in the 5th image is an sorta hc(sorta because I still don't know how gender even works in Sploon) of #mine that's also based off of Dissonant Melody+other people's Octavios #Octavioes? Octavi?? #idk #ALSOHis hair/tentacles gave me so much pain sgwusgahsh #SHUQHSHSALSO SORRY FOR FLOODING THE TAGS ALL THE TIME- #they're just my favourite way of blabbering shqushshksk #Cap'N Cuttlefish #DJ Octavio #Cuttletavio #Splatoon #Splatoon 3 #Making and editing this post was a nightmare why must I be so stupidly sorta-meticulous

[lilypads17]

what if death note/yandere sim crossover hmm. what if ryoba's case was a bit of a "guilty pleasure" case for L to sit and rotate in his mind because he FUCKING KNOWS she's responsible he just has no evidence. what if giving👏 taro👏 more👏 trauma!! what if L/info-chan weird ass sibling relationship. hmm. what then

#obsessed w the idea of info-chan being a wammy kid like it just makes sense #L fucking hates her bc she's better at getting information than he is and shes so SMUG about it too #death note #yandere simulator #l lawliet #ryoba aishi #ayano aishi #taro yamada #light's there too... im thinking like #post yotsuba light lets L live for gay reasons and for playing w his food #hes like man. ur really depressed recently :( is it bc higuchi wasnt the og killer #anyway he gets a ping that someone's been murdered at akedemi (because he WOULD keep up to date on it the little freak) and goes hmm. #NEW obsession #he connects IMMEDIATELY that all the girls that have died liked taro and he's like a copycat... incheresting #included is ayano joining the student council and her and megami doing autism mind games around L and light's and its a whole thing

[tahwarts]

despite everything bds has said people will still make up boycotts just cause they personally dont like something

#people keep sharing that article that wasnt even for a boycott #for eurovision LAST YEAR #it was to raise awareness of israels intro where they plant trees and not blanket boycott of eurovision have yall even read it #bds has called for boycott of eurovision ONE YEAR which was the year israel was hosting #if bds says something about eurovision like closer to when it actually happens ofc i wont watch but theres people feeling soooo smug about #disliking eurovision anyway that are so fucking obnoxious #and like fuck offfff you are LITERALLY defeating the point #my partner told me he saw someone call for boycotting of coke for palestine also for some reason #and i remember when the un vote happened some person was incredibly vitriolic about boycotting everything related to EVERY single country #that voted no or that was even like neutral #except for. curiously. the united states #and like bro i live in croatia lol yeah the govt gets tax if i buy something from the farmers market but like be for fucking real rn #and anyway i wish people would stop making shit up!!! it is literally detrimental to the cause!!!! have people even like LOOKED at the #targetted boycott infographic that ive seen like 30 times in the last week or do you just click reblog because you think youre supposed to #and some of yall think that bds stands for boycott doycott soycott. bro boycotting isnt the extent of what they do #begging ppl to actually think about things they read and share #free palestine #yall literally love to do nothing and call it activism

[movedtodykedvonte]

flu SHOT au angst I think about a lot is one of the Addisons getting hurt because a customer got aggressive or a late night deal went bad and seriously needing some healing.

Spamton finds them practically on deaths door and has to decide if he should forgive and help them or leave for naught like they did him. He ultimately does, convincing himself it’s ruin his patient heal rate, and through a tedious process he helps them all the while they incoherently apologize and thank him and congratulate him on getting back on his feet and helping people. Occasionally they slip in a snide remark about him being the unlucky addison and he gets rough but it just ends with him bringing them back to the Addisons apartment with a “you owe me” card but no real way to contact him.

Showing them that he’s alive, well and finally self sufficient and they don’t get to be part of that at all.

#ps Spamton def wants them to see him doing better #both for smug reasons and because he kinda misses them but he doesn’t wanna ruin business with something personal #so he just avoids the district and makes sure the addison never finds him #didn’t use any magic to be traced just did it to be done with it #undertale #deltarune #utdr #Spamton #spamton g addison #spamton g spamton #the addisons #spampilled au