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mydekuacademia · 3 years

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nsfw alphabet for tenya iida?

Sure!

C, D, K, and T found here

A: Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Hes very by-the-book with aftercare. He'll get you a glass of water, wipe you down with a washcloth, make sure you're comfortable, but he's not the best with the more intimate aspect of aftercare. He definitely gets better with it over time

B: Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner)

He loves your face and hands. Face because he adores your expressions, and hands because he loves loves LOVES holding them

on him, maybe this is overplayed, but he likes his legs. Not necessarily his calves, but overall. He knows theyre strong and hes proud of it

E: Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

No experience whatsoever lol. He used to be such a straight edge student that he didnt even consider having sex until marriage, but after the Stain incident, he loosens up a lot. Its slow going, but he gradually accepts his desires and gains some experience with you

F: Favorite Position

Doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, 69, honestly p much anything. The straight edged ones are always the kinky ones

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc.)

99.9% of the time, hes completely serious. The only time he wont be is if he had a very stressful day and wants to let loose with you. Even then, he isnt cracking jokes or anything

H: Hair (How well-groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

Extremely well-trimmed and shaped. To Iida, it's just another part of good hygiene, so he really really prefers to keep himself well-groomed. Even if you prefer more hair, he probably wont budge

I: Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

So intimate like holy shit. Hes constantly caressing your cheek and brushing your hair aside and peppering small kisses along your exposed skin. His first priority is to make you feel loved, so it's rarely just mindless fucking

J: Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

He only masturbates maybe once a month, and only to take care of the biological need. He doesnt have the highest sex drive, so its not a huge thing for him

L: Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Bed, mostly. He has a reputation to uphold as the class rep, so he wont risk having sex in a place you could get caught. Absolutely no common room or empty classroom. The most adventurous place hed be willing to try is a locked closet, but even thats a big maybe

M: Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Seeing you really embody what a hero should be, healthy communication, when you show passion for anything, and if you help him wrangle the class. That last one especially 😎

N: NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Watersports or scat, gunplay, knifeplay

Theres not too much hes 100% against tbh

O: Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

He prefers receiving over giving. At first, it was because he was insecure over his lack of knowledge of how to give oral, but when he learns how to do it, he realizes he generally just prefers receiving. That doesnt mean he wont eat you out/suck you off like his life depends on it tho

P: Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Hes Sonic, hes gotta go fast. He is at least gentle about it tho

Q: Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Hes fine with them. He knows hero life is busy and there isnt always a chance to take your time, so hes totally chill with quickies

R: Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Totally down to experiment with kinks and fetishes. As stated before though, he wont be risky with locations or try any of his 100% nos

S: Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He'll last as long as you can go. You last for 2 rounds? Okay. 5 rounds? Hes still good. Only 1? Thats fine.

U: Unfair (how much they like to tease)

My god, Iida can tease the hell out of you when hes in the mood. His favorite way of doing so is restraining your hands and making you watch as he strokes himself. If hes feeling nice, he might put a vibe on you while doing so

V: Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

He likes to whisper in your ear during sex. He doesnt moan or grunt a lot, but mans will talk to you p often

W: Wild Card (Random headcanon)

He lowkey wants to have an orgy with the dekusquad, but he'd absolutely never say so

X: X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

Hes b i g and thicque. Definitely over average and girthy enough that its a complete necessity to really prep you every time

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Not really that high tbh. He enjoys sex, but he doesnt often actively seek it out. He'll have sex with you if hes bored or wants physical affection or if you want it

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

If he really went for it, he falls asleep pretty fast. Otherwise, he can stay awake for a long time

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killerkirashots · 4 years

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Nsfw Herbert West X Afab reader, accidentally gas themselves with an atomized aphrodisiac like a couple of dumbasses who didnt remove the seeds before they sauteed a jalapeno. They try to keep air out the fumes from it but wind up a quivering mess, making out and jerking each other off on the basement stairs.

THIS IS SO GOOD IM

Herbert and S/O in: Jalapeño Aphrodisiacs

this probably happened because you wanted to cook something spicy and got jalapeños

but you forgot to remove the seeds like a dumbass

“herbert how do i get atomized stuff out of the air” “what.” “HERBERT IM SERIOUS”

he’s honestly just thinking “how did this dumbass get me to love them” but it’s because you’re the only dumbass he can stand for more than 2 seconds

you two literally think that by opening a patio door and turning on a fan would be enough but the process has already begun

it starts off subtle, everything’s a little bit warmer than usual and you both loosen clothes a bit

and then you start to notice herbert’s looking extra thick n he notices the same thing with you but. he refuses to admit it

it doesn’t go slow the affects oh no

it’s not long after the “damn he/they Thicque” thoughts turn into

well

u know

and that only fuels the fire from the jalapeño aphrodisiacs so it takes only the door closing behind you, since you did follow him to the basement often, for him to pause on the last step suddenly

his shoulders are shaking a bit and you can see red in his ears

you internally: how can i not suck his fucking dick

you strut your ass down those stairs, and herbert was quick to turn around in time for you to push that feral bitch against the wall by the stairs

yeah you literally said “fuck it, horny time” in your hazy brain which gave you a big fucking boost of dom energy

your tongue is down his throat in less than 2 seconds, and he is trying not to be completely messed up but man maybe his pride will be thrown out just this one

maybe.

then one of your hands slides up his shirt and into his pants and bitch he is gone

his legs are wobbling while trying not to collapse

THEN YOU START JERKING HIM OFF

the fucking feral bitch grabs at your pants, moving to your excruciatingly wet pussy and now YOU are the weak bitch

you two are just this mass of shaking limbs and sloppy making out

it’s not unlikely that you move to his neck and jaw, leaving hickies fucking everywhere

he’s not bothered at the time because he’s also just as horny as you

if anything that’s only making him want to cum more since his neck and jaw is so fuckin sensitive

honestly you two cum at the same time, and it’s like. really hot

you squeeze around his fingers and soak them, and end up biting his neck when cumming

your hand is covered in his cum too, and he let out a guttural moan when you bit his neck

you too look like a mess coming down from the high of cumming

herbert’s shirt is wrinkled to hell, his glasses askew, hair a mess, and his neck and jaw are covered with marks, including the obvious bite mark

you’re not any better, with your shirt also wrinkled to hell, and your hair messy

you two are off the aphrodisiacs now, given you two got it out of your systems

herbert immediately returns to being prideful and above primal urges

despite you know you just demolishing him basically

he fixes himself up in record time, not realizing his shirt won’t cover the marks

then he looks in a reflective surface downstairs, while you’re readjusting yourself

he lets out a scream basically

“WHAT HAVE YOU DONE” “you love it” “N O” he does

dan totally wonders why herbert’s been wearing a scarf for the past week

he’ll never know

#sorry dis took forever life was being mean :(#herbert west x reader #sin bin #ough #GOD i love motivation for awhile but im trying

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