#he'll sue

[winslowat3am]

You prob won’t see this but hi! I follow you and your beautiful wife bc of your love for black women and life tips! I wanna share a story that happened yesterday where I was harassed in a gas station by an aggressive black male security guard and get nonblack poc feedback bc I no longer feel safe around black men and just curious to what advice or thoughts you have.

Last night I walked inside a pilot gas station to use the restroom where I wore a yellow camo track suit with the hood up bc I was cold. The security told me to take my hood down even tho there was no policy where I could see and followed me to the restroom door and called me out my name (I heard him thru the door), after I finished in the restroom I went to confront him at the register he was hiding behind where we got into a heated verbal exchange , I cussed him out amd I hurt his ego evidently bc he felt the need to follow me outside to escalate it but I outtalked him and got in my car. I never took my hood down. I went back in the gas station with a girlfriend for water after informing her of what happened where he then tried to make me remove my hood again and tried to encourage the women at the registers to refuse me service bc I wouldn’t remove my hood, we got into it again. He was aggressive, approached me slamming his hand on the counter, got loud, and sensitive bc I got the best of him twice verbally and in the end I still got the water and never took my hood down; the nice white lady at the register took my money from my friend who paid for it, the black woman at the register was a m@mmy. He nitpicked my outfit and physical appearance but ppl passing thru wore hoods and had pants hanging off their asses, tummy shirts, brought dogs in the store, but was never harassed like I was. I don’t have a problem following a policy but I won’t follow a policy when it’s enforced on me but no one else. So I called the police and they told me to file a complaint with corporate and see what I can do about it so I will be calling them in the morning. Did I mention the security tried to get me banned for trespassing just bc i didn’t back down and verbally whooped him?? LOLL!!! I’ll be carrying a switchblade from now on and learning to shoot a gun real soon!

Read my tags. I'm assuming you're a bw? It doesn't take all the hoodrat buffoonery Glocktavious displayed to ask someone to remove their hood. Talk to a lawyer, they'll help you go about prosecuting Dustavious the right way. So unprofessional. I hope this isn't a late response, I don't really check Tumblr lately or read every ask but yours grabbed my attention. You did the right thing! Always stand up for yourself. You're a savage for checking his ass. Never be afraid of a man, & keep a weapon on you. 👏👏👏👏Insecure, pussy "men" pick fights with women, they think being aggressive & loud intimidates you & they never prepare for a strong retort that shuts their shit down. My completely honest & straightforward unfiltered pov: We need to address the fact that the bullying of bw is a problematic behavior that is perpetuated by bm primarily (not all, but atp it's so common it might as well be). You'd be better off opening up your dating options to men outside of your race, tbh. (Be very selective & careful when itrl dating). Non-bm build their communities & protect their women. [Redacted] That's why I don't understand why some ww leave wm, who have privilege & power, for bm, who 9/10 don't have anything to offer except dick, kids & struggle love. Even when bm manage to have success it doesn't change their crusty ass mentality. I recently learned that a bw is killed by a bm every six hours. [Redacted] Bm are the only race of men who publicly bash, degrade & bully their race of women while praising, fetishizing & worshipping non-bw. But you can't expect men who hate themselves to love or value you. I see the bs bw have to deal with daily & it saddens me. I feel like they target bw cause they think it'll make them men & acceptable in the eyes of wm, it's embarrassing. [Redacted] I can't imagine treating my baby like that. [Redacted] I'll never post or reblog a "this is a safe space for everyone" post. It's not. I don't post for them. I don't want racists/colorists in my space where bw & woc tell me that they feel safe, seen & protected. I gatekeep my blog so that you're safe expressing your feelings here. I thought it was obvious since I never acknowledge bm but it needs to be said. I 100% agree with the bw advising bw to choose higher quality men. You should watch Cynthia G & Paris Milan on YouTube & other black women who cover domestic & racial topics, it's very educational & insightful, they offer a lot of perspective & I agree with so many points they make. [Redacted] The best advice I can give you is to run & never look back. Good luck. ❤️

#you can sue him personally for discrimination & verbal harassment & file a complaint with corporate #If you're banned from the store then you can have the cops get his information & press charges #once corporate finds out about the incident he'll more than likely lose his job #Make sure to stress that he intentionally embarrassed you by making a scene followed you to the bathroom & outside of the store in attempt #to escalate the situation he was highly aggressive & approached you & that you felt scared for your safety which caused emotional distress #those are super important details & ultimately where he fucked up #& if you're able to write down the date/time this occurred & have the camera footage obtained by police & your friends as witnesses #it'll help your case #The moment someone loses their cool & lowers themself even lower than they already are you already won #As you go through life the more jackasses you'll encounter & you'll become so immune that shit won't even anger you the way it used to #Speaking from experience #I don't see him living long cause losers who fuck with people & think being loud & ghetto gives them an upper hand never live a long life #toxic masculinity is a fear of strong women masked by a fraudulent superiority complex #he's corny asf if the only thing he could think to call you was ugly like what guy doesn't automatically run to that as an insult? #They even use it when they get rejected it's always that or 'bitch' cause they're sooo original #they're tiring #long post #ask

[venomgaia]

Loboboboboooooo

ft very tiny scribbles below

#driftoodles #rhylolin/lobo (oc) #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #tav #his hair down is a ref to his. monhun design #n his guardian is borrowing the form of the seldarine drow druid thst tsught lobo druidry #tldr his lore is he used to be frm menzoberranzan n dipped but was horribly injured n was rescued by sm spore druids nearby #the tsdpole insertion scrambled his most of his memories #he considers himself lolth sworn but at the same time he likes driders too much to get along with others much #hes chaotic neutral/neutral evil depending on the circumstances #his hobby is antagonizing gale n making poor decisions :> #ITS MT BG3 I CAN MAKE A MARY SUE IF I WANT TOOOOOO #he'll probs get used in a more solid strahd campaign n ill omit thr werewolf bit we shall seeeeee #but HES NOT THE ONLY ONE SO. LMAO #btw his weilding phalar aluve in his right hand n cruel sting in his left. phalar aluve is drow for 'grave farewell'

[goldeneyedgirl]

TwiFicmas23 Day 4: Anathema

Today has been a bit of a mess, and now we've had a small change of plans because today's intended fic is missing a chunk.

So we have two scenes from Anathema since @sonyawix asked so nicely. These follow on straight from Alice and Jasper's very awkward and public first meeting; Anathema is so fun to write honestly.

I hope everyone has a good day, and I'll be back tomorrow!

anathema

The car ride home from the meeting was silent, with both Freddie and I mulling over what had just transpired with the Cullens, and exactly what it meant for us.

Because there was one thing we didn’t want anyone to figure out, especially the council. 

And it was the fact that I wasn’t entirely human. I wasn’t just gifted. 

My biological father was a vampire. 

It was practically unheard of, according to Jeannie. Nearly impossible for a vampire to father a child, let alone for the mother to carry the pregnancy to term. And Jeannie had never heard, in all her family’s diaries and archives, of any of the mothers surviving the birth. 

My mom had been no exception. Lilian Brandon-Myer had died within moments of my birth, when I had ripped my way out of her body with her sharp little teeth. The human body isn’t designed to survive that kind of trauma. I keep telling myself that - there was no way anyone could have saved her. It was a damn miracle that she had even made it that far, really. 

I really didn’t know that much about her. She’d been twenty-seven years old, worked at an art gallery, and had been married for two years, to Richard. I had one memory of her, wispy and thin since I was only moments old - wide blue eyes in a thin, pale face; dark hair, and a lot of blood. She was probably already dead. 

My mother had been Freddie’s baby sister, and he had doted on her - I’d heard all the stories, how much he’d adored her. He’d been completely and utterly destroyed when my mother had died. Hell, Jeanie had alluded that she and Freddie had cared for her during her pregnancy, trying to keep her alive long enough to give birth. And then I had been born a freak of nature, growing so much faster than a human baby. They couldn’t dump me on social services when, by my first birthday, I was already the same as a human three-year-old. 

And Mom’s husband had been too… normal to take me, and I’m not sure he’d have wanted to; I was what killed her. He never would have been able to cope with the realities of the supernatural, let alone raising a vampire-human hybrid who aged three times faster than an ordinary child. Jeanie, at least, had one foot in the supernatural world, and generations of family lore and history to navigate raising me safely. 

She always said that she and Freddie had never been blessed with children of their own, so I was their special gift. I don’t know if either of us really believed that but it was a nice sentiment. 

Even my ‘sister’ wasn’t really any relation to me. Cynthia was Richard’s daughter with his second wife, and my one link to the real, normal world. I had no idea how Freddie convinced Rich to let us be raised as ‘sisters’, but I was grateful - I adored Cynthia, and I wish we could have spent more time together. Rich was actually a really nice guy; he called me on my birthday, and sent me gifts, and always told me that I was the spitting image of Mom and she would have been so proud of me. Honestly, everything I know about Mom, I got from Rich; Freddie never spoke of her, and Jeanie always promised she’d tell me more when I was older. 

“What are we going to do?” I asked softly, and Freddie sighed and shook his head. “D’you want me to go to the beach house?”

Freddie and Jeanie raised me in an isolated house near Neah Bay for the first couple of years, to keep me out of sight - Freddie commuted to the funeral home as needed. As far as the Forks’ locals knew, I had come into their custody when I was ‘twelve’; in reality, I was fully-grown at seven years old and was just slight enough to pass as a middle-schooler with a few adjustments - it’s amazing what a too-big dress and a pair of pink plastic glasses could do. I really had looked like a child being raised by an older couple; awkward and unfashionable. 

But we’d kept the beach house; Freddie and I drove up a few times a year to make sure it was maintained and secure. Freddie had gone to no small amount of trouble and expense to make sure that no one knew we owned the property, especially anyone in Forks. It had to stay as a safe house in case everything went sour. 

One thing that Jeanie was intensely aware of was the Quileutes’ history with the Cold Ones, and she swore that they could never, ever know about me. That she didn’t know what the Blacks and the Clearwaters would do if they found out about me. They would certainly argue that we couldn’t function as Mediators, because we couldn’t be impartial when my sperm donor was a vampire. There was a very, very good chance they’d banish me from the reservation, and hold me to the treaty - if not try and run Freddie and I out of town entirely. 

Or even try to hurt me. 

I hated that; the idea that Sue Clearwater - who had done so much heavy lifting in our household after Jeanie died - could turn on me. That Leah and I wouldn’t tease each other, or that I’d never be able to go down to La Push with the twins again. Besides, I was functionally human - I ate, I slept, I bled, I used the bathroom, I wasn’t venomous - Jeanie had run dozens of tests over the years. My heart-beat was faster than a humans, and I ran warm on a good day, but now that I was mature, I was just me. Just Alice Brandon, illegal mortician. 

And Jeanie and Freddie had established so many precautions over the years - Jeanie had avoided feeding me blood as a baby or any sort of meat - raising me as a vegetarian human - and to this day I wonder if that’s why I’m so small, that my growth was somewhat stunted. But it was a choice she made for my best interests, so I couldn’t hold any resentment for that. I had been kept away from other children and most other humans until I was fully grown and could understand the severity of the situation and how important the rules were; and even then, I had dozens of rules about things I could and couldn’t do, so not to ever reveal any similarity to vampires. 

But Jeanie was certain that Sue and Billy Black would basically turn me into a pariah if they ever caught wind of the situation, and she hadn’t wanted that for me. So, we had kept that a secret. We never spoke of it. 

But now that the Cullens were here, everything was at risk - would they know? Would they guess? Had they guessed? Vampire senses were so strong, and perhaps Jasper’s reaction to me had been because of my biology - would my reaction to Jasper Cullen clue anyone in, or could it be hand-waved away by my gift?

And if they did figure it out, would they tell the Council - perhaps use it as a bargaining chip to renegotiate the treaty?

I didn’t know. I couldn’t know; no decision had been made. But I didn’t want to discuss it with them, perhaps negotiate for their silence, in case they hadn’t worked it out. 

Ugh, I hated this so much. I was already mentally packing my bags to hide up in the beach house until we could guarantee I was safe. I’d have to stay there alone; Freddie had the funeral home to run. I’d be lonely and bored and worried, stuck in an old house that was full of ghosts. It was Jeanie’s house, and being there without her… I didn’t like it. 

We pulled up in front of the funeral home and Freddie looked at me. “It’s alright Alice,” he said finally, sounding tired. “We’ll go in and talk to the others, and worry about everything else tomorrow. There’s no need to panic, I promise.”

“I didn’t mean to cause trouble,” I said softly, and we both knew I wasn’t talking about my moment with Jasper. 

“I know, pet, I know.”

//

I made coffee faster than any living being in the world before hightailing it downstairs, to the funeral home’s parlour, where the meeting was happening. Or rather, five adults were having a nuclear meltdown.

“He will not be allowed anywhere near her!” Freddie’s face was bright red as he paced the room. “I want it added to the laws! He’s a damn monster, and I will not lose another…”

“We know, Freddie,” Sue sighed, arms crossed over her chest. “And we agree with you that the Cullens should be informed that Alice is off-limits.”

“But can we do that?” Charlie Swan looked exhausted. “Can he do that? Billy - one of the imprints; could one of the wolves physically stay away from their imprint? Does it work the same way for vampires?”

The Clearwaters and Billy Black exchanged looks. 

“I don’t know about vampires, but no, the wolf could not stay away from their imprint. We’ve seen it attempted before,” Billy said finally. “And most attempts do not last long. We don’t know what a long-term attempt would look like for the wolf or the imprint.”

“Sickness?” Charlie asked. “Feral behaviour? Violence? Madness? Death?”

They all exchanged glances and I decided it was time to make my presence known.

“You’re not going to hurt Jasper?” I asked in my most innocent voice, my eyes wide, and my lip trembling. It wouldn’t work on the Clearwaters, or Freddie - he was too upset - but I knew Charlie Swan wouldn’t be able to deal with a crying teenage girl.

Harry took the coffee tray from me as they all exchanged loaded looks. 

“He didn’t do anything wrong,” I said, sniffling. 

“Calm down, Alice,” Billy said in an even voice. “We’re just discussing our options.”

“I don’t like the idea that keeping them separated could result in violence,” Harry said grimly. “We can’t risk it.”

“But you’re willing to risk Alice?” Freddie exploded.

“He’s not ‘risking’ me!” I yelled back. “No one is! Jasper won’t hurt me!” I looked Freddie in the eye. “You know that!”

“None of us know that,” Freddie shot back. “And I refuse to stand by and let history repeat itself with those monsters!”

“Mom was attacked and raped by Red-Eyes!” I shot back. “The treaty said the Cullens can’t drink human blood! All Jasper wants to do is hold my hand and talk to me!”

Billy Black snorted, and I saw Sue and Harry exchange looks. 

“Alice, he was sniffing your hair,” Sue said slowly. “And the look on his face…”

I looked at her bewildered, and quickly ran through the overflow of visions I’d had. There were a couple that got… well. I would have protested doing that with such a large audience, and it was obvious that his brothers and sister wouldn’t have let him get very far. The fact that that was one of his initial reactions to me was… well, I was a little flattered, to be honest.  

“Oh,” I said, shaking my head. “No, he changed his mind, like, 30 times in less than a minute. That’s why my visions went haywire - my brain couldn’t process that much information that quickly. I think he was doing something, like he w-“

“He’s gifted?” Sue interrupted me. 

I shrugged. “I don’t know. I’d have to ask him. In person.”

Freddie was already shaking his head. “Absolutely not.”

“We negotiate. I’m sure the Cullens will be agreeable,” I said soothingly. “Chaperoned meetings, like in the olden days, for my protection. All above board and very G-rated. Hell, we can even sit here in the parlour. Just talking.”

“It would lower the risk of any sort of violence to get to Alice, it’s on neutral territory, and we have no idea what keeping them apart could do to Alice,” Harry sighed. “An imprint can feel the effect of a strained bond, it can take a toll on their long-term health…”

“It’s not happening!” Freddie threw up his hands. 

“Freddie, you need to listen to us,” Sue said, trying to act as peacekeeper. “I don’t know what a mate bond looks like in vampires or how it’s formed, but what we do know that in the wolves, it will actively hurt Alice to be kept away from him - she will get sick.”

“What if it was Leah? Or Jacob and the blonde vampire?” Freddie snapped back. “Or Isabella or Seth? Would you still be standing here, telling me that this is a-a risk I just have to accept? Even without Lilian…” Freddie put his face in his hands and took a shuddering breath. “Would you?” he glared at Sue.

Sue frowned. “That is a totally different situation, Fred,” she said evenly. “I don’t believe our genetics would allow such a bond to form. But if it were Leah, I would do every single thing I could to protect her from harm - the harm of a vampire and the harm of a broken bond. I would not allow my daughter to suffer in such a way.”

Freddie was shaking his head. “No, no, I don’t believe you. And Alice isn’t your daughter. She’s my niece. She’s staying right here. He can stay on the Cullen property! They’re never seeing each other again.”

“No.”

Everyone swung around to look at me, and I caught a look of myself in the mirror over the console table - I didn’t look like myself at all. My expression was hard and mutinous. My voice was stern and flat. 

“I don’t know what’s going on. I can only work through the visions I’ve had. But you cannot stop Jasper Cullen and I from seeing each other,” I said in that same, flat tone. There was a tight feeling in my chest, and all I could think of was that look of naked hope on Jasper Cullen’s face when I protested his brother’s roughness. His voice telling his alpha or father or whatever that I was his. He was also mine. 

Freddie was looking at me in horror, and even Harry was looking a little worried. 

“Alice…” Charlie sounded pained, and Billy had taken to gulping at coffee that he looked like he wanted to throw on me. 

“Better a chaperoned meeting than him climbing in her bedroom window, or running away with her,” Harry muttered and Freddie choked. 

“I promise that I will obey whatever guidelines I am given,” I said carefully. “I won’t hide any relevant information from the Council, or put anyone in unnecessary danger. I don’t know what this is, but I do know that meeting Jasper Cullen was inevitable. I’ve Seen him before.”

I think Sue chose that moment to remember my vision about the gurney, as she turned grey, then red, and then looked like she needed something stronger than coffee. 

“Do you know what happens if you don’t see him again?” Charlie asked.

“No, I don’t. And I don’t want to,” I said frankly. 

Freddie sat on the couch, looking exhausted.

“Someone’s going to need to make decisions for Alice in the Council,” Sue said finally. “Freddie, you’re our Mediator. You can’t be objective if you’ve got Alice to worry about. None of us can do it. And none of the Cullens can do it. We’re all compromised.”

“Ask Dulcie,” I said and everyone looked at me. “She’s been here for years, I think she deserves to be read-in. She can be my guardian ad litem in the Council, and she’d finally understand some of the weirder stuff that goes on around here. Like the limb-bucket.”

Charlie winced at the reminder of that particular incident. 

Freddie sighed and rubbed his hand over his face. “Dulcie’s not a bad choice,” he admitted. 

“Plus, now you’ll have to marry her,” I said cheerfully. “Now, I’m going to bed, so you can finish talking about me without me.” And with that, I headed back upstairs for a hot shower and some sleep. 

#alice cullen #jasper hale #jalice #my fic: anathema #my fic: funeral home #jasper is back at the cullens half-pining and half-giddy being mocked by emmett and scolded by carlisle #he's only been with the cullens a short time and still feels very lonely and now this pretty girl likes him #meanwhile alice has to explain her future soulmate is a serial killer but he'll definitely never hurt her and will take good care of her #sue will be drinking wine tonight

[path-illogic]

Artemy isn’t a DILF. He’s 26 and the kids adopted HIM. He has no idea whats going on the man only knows how to take care of himself. Sticky trips and falls and Artemy pretends he doesn’t notice to be nice. He knows 6 recipies and 4 of them are some variation of ‘put rice in the rice cooker. turn it on. add vegtable. eat. leave the bowl in the sink until you run out of bowls and start using plates and then mugs until your sink cant fit anything anymore.‘ You guys are putting too much on this poor mans shoulders. Sure, he’s learning, but if you think year 1 Artemy is making these kids good food and tucking them into bed and doing laundry on time and helping them with homework AND doing his new job. You guys are mistaken. He’ll read the kids a goodnight story because that’s his idea of parenthood but he also forgets when kids need to sleep so he says ‘I’ll be super strict. Bed time is at 11.30.‘ and stays up until 2.30 am himself. Sticky told him he’s old enough to drink coffee and Old Burakh totallyyyy let him and he believes him. He doesn’t realise Murky needs to wear shoes until she gets glass in her foot and Artemy bursts into tears. Sticky gets scratched by a cat and he puts him on bed rest. Both kids are allowed on the roof if they promise to be careful. But most importantly. He makes pancakes every weekend, so he’s doing just fine in their eyes.

#this is @ everyone who said artemy would make a better lunch #the artemy that arrived in gorkhon 12 days ago? no! he would make the worlds worst lunches and you KNOW it #give him a year or two he's still growing into adulthood and barely even started growing into fatherhood #he'll get there but he is. not a kind and loving and responsible parent #You guys are making him. a bit of a mary-sue honestly #here's my boy artemy he has never taken care of children but here he is fufilling all of their dietary needs and making kid friendly meals #here he is being responsible at his job and setting rules that the kids follow 100% and he knows intuitively when bedtime is #is he kind? yes he's incredibly kind #is he loving? he loves those kids more than anything #is he responsible? extremely so he always does his best #is he a kind and loving AND responsible PARENT? #NO! NOT YET!!!! give him a BIT he's only 26! #Artemy burakh

[meowmeowmessi]

every peps quote abt messi makes me feels so exasperated if you want to fuck him so bad being him to england my GOD

tears you know what they say abt absence making the heart grow fonder...

#i've given this a lot of thought and i realize the messi to city deal will only happen if messi himself takes the first step #not pep. messi #and it's not bc pep's a coward or that there's a rift between them or anything of the sort #it's bc pep knows what barça means to messi and vice versa #and he'll never try to take those two away from each other #remember in 2020 when messi wanted out pep literally flew to his house (this was in the middle of COVID mind you) #to discuss the move with him. but he stepped away once barto said messi would have to take the matter to court #and messi backed off #bc pep didn't want to make it seem like he was trying to steal messi from barça. and messi himself didn't want to sue his boyhood club #i think it's that simple. pep will come to messi's aid if he asks but until then he'll always want him to be with barça #i refuse to believe the man who risked his life during a global pandemic after a phone call doesn't want the best for messi #asks

[mrdyketator]

ive got this sort of camaraderie with this straight boy friend of mine; we have widely varying tastes in women so he sends me women he thinks i'll find hot and vice versa😭

#he sends me ig reels of drop dead gorgeous women and i'll be floored for a hot minute #and then he'll be like. eh not my type but u do u boo #BRO HOW ?? THAT IS THE FINEST WOMAN EVER #p #yes yes im a problematic feminist for not only having male friends but also discussing hot women with them; sue me im also a dyke

[itsahotminuteinbetween]

how would witch eclipse react to someone (coughcough me coughcoug h) teasing him with suggestive jokes just for shits and giggles (not in a shippy romantic way) :3

welllll...he's been living in complete isolation for basically the entirety of his life (aside from his childhood with KC but that hardly counts cuz the guy never puts a word into a conversation), so he has no idea how to react to something like that, he probably doesn't even know what whatever you said means.

He'll take a good 20 seconds to try to glean and understanding of whatever you said and if he actually catches the meaning his optics'll go really wide. He's not used to affection being offered, it's too much for him to handle. After another 30 seconds attempting to recover his dignity and hide the sound of a plane taking off (his fans aren't used to being overworked ahaha), he'll probably throw some weak insult at you in hopes that you'll be too defensive to keep pestering him with feelings. He hardly ever analyzes his emotions, you think this guy can understand a tease?

If you really wanna get to him, tho, try just giving him a genuine compliment: teasing him wields less of a result compared to outright telling him something nice about himself. If you tell him that you like how passionate he is about his research or something, or that you like the way he speaks, or that you like spending time with him? He'll either freeze and try to keep his insides from spontaneously combusting or just leave the situation entirely, rushing out of the room with some half-baked excuse or insult and talk about 'returning to his work'.

...he's going to get absolutely nothing done for the next 3 hours.

#witch au #witch eclipse #(non-cannon) #pfft #the guy's very out of his depth when it comes to this stuff #he's been trained in defensive magic #he's never interacted with anyone outside of KC before #he doesn't understand romance or even friendly company #so you'd probably have to start really small #but yea being genuine will literally make this guy's insides melt from the sheer amount of heat radiating off of him #not in a romantic way more like in a 'god what do i do i've never had someone be genuinely nice to me' way #so he'll probably need a breather to try to figure out what on earth is going on #he will absolutely never admit he likes being complimented or feeling appreciated #the guy treats his emotions like a game of chess #he's never seen this kind of move before #in the cannon witch au he's probably a little too goal-oriented for a relationship #i'm hesitant to call him aroace because i don't exactly know what it really entails #(i need to do more research at some point cuz I don't wanna accidentally cross a line) #because he's probably capable of it #he's just never been in a situation like that before #and he's too goal-oriented to seek out a relationship of any kind #anyways #thanks for dropping by sue :)

[sleeps-au-bag]

tsukasa gets isekai'd to twst but as an actual student in a dorm and not the prefect.

happens right after the big argument in the main story. our star is sitting in a park reflecting things over when he's taken by the carriage. he wakes up at the entrance ceremony with everyone else and he can already tell something about him has changed. he has rabbit ears now and everything is very loud, including his own voice which causes him to talk much lower. something is telling him to not act like his regular self (and rui telling him he wouldn't be a star ringing in his ears), so using his voice to his advantage he creates this meek persona.

when the dark mirror asks for his name, he tries to answer with his actual one but his mouth says a different name. "sue times." okay, great, tsukasa can work with this. his name is sue times, he's a white rabbit hybrid person (now that he can see his reflection) who's very meek and shy. perfect. now how does he execute that?

he gets sorted into heartslabyul where he already hears about a troublemaker who snuck out of the ceremony.

everyone goes on as in game.

first day of classes, he befriends a diasomnia student by the name of alexander goldenheart. well, it's more like tsukasa just stuck with the guy all day because they had the same classes and then the guy just gave him his number with no warning.

tsukasa and alexander stay out of the main plot until book 3 because the tweels tried to target tsukasa and would have succeeded if alexander wasn't there. there they meet yume asta (the yuu for this au) and get involved in the plot.

#the star of heartslabyul au #project sekai #tsukasa tenma #oc sue times #twisted wonderland #oc yume asta #oc alexander goldenheart #yume asta is also a prsk oc but ssssshhhhhhhhh #tsukasa gets a complete makeover to fit in with the twst world #he'll also still have access to sekai but wouldn't be able to go in it #i might make him have adeuce as roommates but idk #he'll also be heavily dealing with self confidence issues since the argument hasn't been resolved and the ferris wheel talk didn't happen #might do some background ships like yume and riddle #might

[d00dlesphere]

Yeah I have a Poppy Playtime Oc .. IM MEGA CRINGE !! One cannot survive without the other <33

#his name is stuffy... #stuffy wuffy.. #he'll be your brand new toy #( goofy laughter ) #he's your friend stuffy #stuffy wuffy #he'll bring you lots of joy #( pop ) #yes that's his theme song #sue me #huggy wuggy oc #poppy playtime oc

[skyrem]

i made this almost a year ago (last october) and never posted it sooo here's my most recent shepard, santiago 💕

#thinkin of reusing him for starfield but de-militarized. maybe he'll have longer hair. a different backstory. etc #he was uhhhh colonist sole survivor and a paragon infiltrator #i have like three+ underutilized ocs im consolidating traits and vibes from and i do think saint is the primary inspo #good guy sniper + blue color scheme (esp blue camo) #my art #saint #santiago #idk my tag for him sorry i only have one other piece of him sue me

[muserepeats]

You are stuck on an island, which Fexi person are you bringing on this island with you? You can only choose one person!

I'm bringing Fez and I'm going to f*ck him, sorry.

#asks #asks answered #don't sue me #or cancel me #i'll give him back to lexi immediately and he'll have SKILLZ #very behind on asks but will catch up ASAP #fexi

[somedaytakethetime]

Someone went to see Elton John 😌

#i keep nicking things from his IG yes i know but he'll forgive me #i'm building him a shrine he should be happy 😤😭😭 #don't sue me Kasper i know it's weird too but you're cute 🥰🥰 #I HOPE YOU HAD A FUN TIME KING AND I MEAN THAT FOR BOTH MEN IN THE PHOTO #Kasper Schmeichel #king thicccness

[eldesperadont]

dreamt that i was back in high school and daniel garcia threatened to beat me up over a drawing

#i think he was yelling at me that he'll sue?? #and then we realised that we were in the corridor for the freshmen and not the one for our year #it was a funny dream i somehow didn't take him serious at all #percht.txt

[crystalpower]

vi dont care about halloween but he’ll fuck up some candy corn......

yeah they taste like candles and have the textures of candles too

he’s taken a bite out of a candle and liked it

so now what

#🌙 ABOUT! A STARRY NIGHT ON EARTH. #/ u wanna sue him for it??? he'll beat ur ass.

[anxious-witch]

Uh oh...Gregor is in trouble 👀

#rio rambles #apparently someone sent jan a message on insta on how he has been replying to fans #and jan actually answered #and allegedly now gregor is sending dms to fans shit talking him saying he'll sue #he did delete that inappropriate comment to a fan that threw underwear on the stage tho so 👀 #chanting fire him! fire him! fire him! #i am usually not this vindictive but I rly can't stand the guy

[meowmeowmessi]

Honestly, as much as well talk about it, I kinda don't seen City as an option just becauss they've built their team over the last 2 years, including ofc Grealish who also plays as a 10 and is a starter, and it doesn't feel like they'd want to make any big transfers now. But still I guess we will see in the transfer window for sure, both for City's squad and Messi's decision.

appreciate the reality check, anons 🥲 it's all on leo and whether he believes in whatever "sports project" nonsense pissg is feeding him atp. i seriously doubt he's going to stay in the tinpot club for much longer (dear god let this not be a jinx), but considering barça's financial situation rn, not to mention tebas,,, i really don't think it's a feasible option. and i don't want it to be, either :// not at this moment, anyway. so yes, we can only wait and see what happens in the next transfer window. i'm not too worried about his options tbh— it's fucking messi, not just any random player: all it takes is the news "he is wants to leave" to break out just like the burofax in 2020 and he'll have clubs lining up at his doorstep

#also i've heard grealish has been flopping lately? #saw some ppl on city twt saying they wouldn't mind messi in their squad in place of grealish that got me going HMMM fjdkfj #jokes aside tho. if he leaves pissg and barça can't sign him then i don't see him going anywhere other than city #bc messi enjoys familiarity. he has juli and pep over there. not to mention city was an actual option he was considering back in 2020 #i'd love to see him in napoli too but they're broke so 🥲 #but i really really don't want barça for him rn. administrative and political issues with la liga aside #the way true coolers are moving rn #coupled with PLAYERS saying they hope messi comes back and helps them win the ucl #it's not looking good bruv. hate to burst the bubble but the current squad is only good enough to win the league #there's still a long way to go if they want to conquer europe. and this isn't 2018/19 messi anymore #who can singlehandedly drag them to the ucl semis #if messi comes back and they flop he'll be made the scapegoat. and it'll be so much worse #i understand there's the romantic inside all of us that thinks messi can definitely help the club of his life win the ucl #bc he's the main character of football and a real life mary sue #but listen. even cinderella's magic runs out when the clock strikes midnight #some things are just impossible #and im tired of seeing messi taking the blame for everything. i can take french media throwing stones at him bc they're pests anyway #but i don't want him to get hurt by the club of his life. that'd be too much for me to bear #at the end of the day it's his decision but yeah. city or napoli for me. barça can be his pit stop right before he r words #i have a lot of feelings regarding this sorry :// #asks