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pearlynia · 4 months
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Sirius after James told him he's dating a boy: Oh! You've got to tell me all about it!
Sirius after he found out who the 'boy' is: don't tell me anything, I don't wanna hear how you corrupted my innocent baby brother.
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braimin · 2 months
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I don't think that zosan would ever really be the type to be easily jealous. Like sure Sanji can get 'jealous' over Zoro's swords but that's like the only time Sanji is ever worried about the attention his marimo is giving to something else. And Zoro knows how the love cook can be and that the way he treats women is just how he's always going to be. They're both very secure in their relationship and have never had a time where they felt like they had to protect it from another person.
However, I do think that Sanji tries to get Zoro to be jealous sometimes. It's just nice to be desired and what better way for Zoro to show that than public displays of jealousy? It never works though, as previously mentioned, Zoro knows Sanji. He trusts him and knows whatever attraction he shows to someone is usually all for show.
There is only one time where Zoro has ever gotten close to real possessiveness and it was like, the one time Sanji wasn't trying. He and Usopp made a stupid bet on some island and the loser was supposed to wear a dress to some little party the straw hats were invited to. When Sanji loses, he figures he might as well go all out and really dress up for it. It's been a long time since he's had to wear a dress and he does find it fun if he's in the right mood. So he has Nami and Robin help him pick something out and do his make up. When they show up everyone is kind of in shock because wow Sanji looks really good.
No one is used to him looking like that and it's not like Sanji really told them how he spent those two years apart from them. But the night goes well, he basks in all the compliments he gets and dances around and shows off. He doesn't really pay attention to what Zoro is doing until they get a few hours into the night and suddenly he's looming over Sanji where ever he goes. He keeps a hand on Sanji at all times, either on his back or his hand and he pulls Sanji in to sit with him constantly. At first he thinks that maybe Zoro is just tipsy and in the mood to cuddle, but then he starts to notice the way he'll interrupt someone if they've been talking to Sanji for too long, or he'll drag Sanji back to the crew and try to get him to stay at their table.
It makes Sanji want to see how long he can drag it out, see if Zoro can get jealous over the amount of eyes on him. Zoro puts up with it like a champ. Because at the end of the night, he knows who Sanji is going home with. But when the night does end and they get in bed Zoro is very clingy. Sanji wakes up late the next morning and everyone politely ignores the fact that he's wearing a turtle neck despite the heat.
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kami-kun1003 · 4 months
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TWST fic writers stop reducing Silver’s entire personality to just “sleepy boy who falls asleep all the time and is sooooo sleepy and tired and did i mention he sleeps a lot and also he loves his dad” challenge (impossible) (gone wrong)
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faeskiss · 1 month
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the listener: *breathes*
ZAROS: YOU UNGRATEFUL SPOILED PALACE BRAT HOW DARE YOU EVEN EXIST PEOPLE ARE DYING AND ITS UR FAULT
like damn pookie I’m just tryna live😩😩
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rosepompadour · 2 months
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When Carole Lombard tackled anything it was with all her heart and soul — and that's the way she fell for Clark Gable, in a way that could have been worked only by the miracle that makes hearts beat faster on Valentine's Day. Everyone who knew Carole loved her; everyone loved Gable, too — and when they loved each other it was a romance fit for the gods. - Hedda Hopper, "Three Loves That Thrilled the World" (Modern Screen, February 1949)
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blockgamepirate · 4 months
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I need Missa to officially adopt Tallulah too so she can have two absent fathers instead of just one — I mean, feel fully that she's part of the Death Family
(I would also actually really love her to have a Mexican parent, it would be very nice)
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greeksorceress · 1 year
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lucerys is trying his best to pretend that aemond is not participating in the tournament, refusing to look at anything but at his own shoes. it works for a while. ultimately, curiosity gets the best of him when he spies aemond trotting to their royal balcony from the corner of his eye. 
he raises his head and promptly realises he has made a mistake. 
aemond is already looking up at him. 
mounted on his dark stallion, all pale hair and black armour with the traditional three headed dragon emblem forged on the left side of his breastplate, he looks every bit of the targaryen prince he is and nothing like a treacherous hightower. 
lucerys visibly swallows, and it makes aemond smirk.
fuck, he looks regal. 
aemond beckons him with a finger.
jacaerys, who’s sitting right next to lucerys, scowls. 
lucerys ignores him and stalks towards the border of the balcony. he’s about to demand aemond to explain himself when the older raises his sword and holds it so close to lucerys’ face that he can feel the coldness of the steel against his cheek.
lucerys’ breath hitches. he’s panicking, and he knows it’s showing, because aemond dares to widen his grin as if he was proud of causing lucerys such distress. he probably is, the bastard. 
he doesn’t cut lucerys, though.
“would you kiss my blade, my lord strong?”
lucerys can’t even get mat at the dig, he’s too busy gaping like a fish. he adverts his gaze towards the sword and then dumbly looks back at aemond,“what...?”
“kiss it, lucerys. so the odds might be in my favour, but also in my fallen adversaries’ too”
“i don’t understand... if they fall before you, how does it make them lucky?”
the way aemond eye darkens at him sears his insides. 
“wouldn’t it be a thing of grace, my lord, if the last thing they feel before eternal rest is your kiss on their skin?”
lucerys’ heart is beating so loudly that it deafens him. 
aemond is exaggerating, he reasons. this is nothing but a joust tournament in honor of jacaerys’ eighteenth birthday. the purpose of all of this is not slaying, it’s just entertainment. 
still, he bends over the border and kisses aemond’s sword. he’s crouching down so much to reach the closest spot to the handle and aemond’s glove that he doesn’t have time to react before aemond’s free hand is on his chin.
aemond’s hold is firm but gentle, and it keeps lucerys’ lower lip trapped under his thumb. 
lucerys has the urge to close his lips around aemond’s finger. he feels his mother and alicent’s stares burning at the back of his head. he bites his own tongue. 
“would you kiss me, too? as a sweet goodbye, just in case i perish in the bout”
come back to me in one piece and i will give you more than a kiss, he wants to say. instead, lucerys replies, “don’t be silly, aemond!”
he leans in, anyways.
“that is enough” daemon cuts in. he’s using his voice, but he might as well have unsheathed dark sister, for lucerys and aemond pull apart immediately. 
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this is so sugucoded i’m gonna be sick
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softgrungeprophet · 1 year
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love that peter is simultaneously like "everything is my fault forever and all my friends die because of me and i carry a plague that negatively impacts everyone in my life" and ALSO "i have never done anything wrong in my life and i will not apologize for anything ever"
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mustangs-flames · 20 days
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Why do I feel like m!cesar would bite down on something for like a flu shot or ear piercing and look like he’s about to have the most excruciating pain in his life, (also not to potentially bite anyone)
Just bites down on one of Darcy's chew toys and she's just looking at him so confused lmao
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ev-enhotterthanyou · 8 months
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sirius is absolutely the kind of guy to get jealous if remus pets a random dog on the pavement
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justsalpals · 3 months
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when will klavier gavin return from the war
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neoputo · 4 months
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y'all i don't think crowley will forgive aziraphale (not so easily) UNLESS HE EVENTUALLY NOTICES THE HINT:
crowley replaying his last talk with aziraphale in his head for the 666th time: and then he said "i don't want to go to heaven, where would i get my coffee?" blablabla... wait... WAIT... GIVE ME COFFEE OR GIVE ME DEATH! OH FUCK! METATRON YOU SON OF A BITCH I'M COMING TO KILL YOU!
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acatalystrising · 1 year
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At long last, my next winged Boba piece is complete! As soon as I saw a certain Fortnite picture, it was so ✨iconic✨ I just HAD to draw my own interpretation, obviously winged of course because that’s my brand. He’s such a drama king and I love him for it!
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girlfriendline · 1 year
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geno gets wrongfully imprisoned for tripping, has a little tantrum hop about it
pens @ caps || 26.1.23
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wolfssixshadows · 2 months
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Re-reading Six of Crows and...
Oh Saints, I forgot how dramatic Kaz can be. He literally closes almost every chapter with some witty quip that, the first go round, impressed me but now all I can think about is how long he spent brooding in his room to come up with that one 🙄🤣.
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