#he's a smug lil shit

[sinners-go-to-drink-the-wine]

even when he's doing a silly bit josh gets us barking and frothing like rabid dogs

#he knows. smug lil shit. #josh kiszka #gvf #greta van fleet

[whiskers-my-beloved]

Hello there again everyone :D I hope you have fun readint page 7 ! Soo they went outside, nice to get away from the labs for once. Wesker is doing some tests to see how well his creation turned out. He is pretty happy about the result. And it was interesting to try different brushes out to draw a background.

Tyrant!Reader learning to speak slowly. Mainly repeating some words that Wesker is saying. Any worlds with R or L are a bit hard to say. And yes, Wesker had to flex how fast he is XD Tyrant!Reader really confused about him

(Wesker yapping a lot this page around, can't shut up XD)

(English is not my mother tongue so please excuse any mistakes)

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#resident evil #albert wesker #albert wesker x reader #wesker x reader #wesker #resident evil wesker #tyrant reader #tyrant reader x wesker comic #tyrant reader x wesker #x reader art #resident evil fan comic #fan comic #comic #comic art #Albert is a smug lil shit at times #probably enjoys it too much making his creation do what ever he says XD #hope you all enjoy reading my stupid comic lol

[newts-and-sharks]

hehehehheheh

#tw slightly suggestive #newts doodles #hes a smug lil shit

[scatterpatter]

TFA Bumblebee showed up in my dream last night after you reawoke that section of memories and I respectfully blame you for it

Oh no ;))) What a shame >:3c

#my art #bumblebee #tfa bumblebee #tfa #maccadam #JKSBDFKJSDBFKJ I ACCEPT FULL BLAME FOR THIS AND IM NOT SORRY #I HAVE BRAINROT AND IM MAKING THAT EVERYONE ELSES PROBLEM #can you tell this is my first time trying to draw Bee... or like any Transformer skjdbfkadbfkj #youd THINK my time in the fnafdom wouldve allowed me to draw mechanoids but NOOO I STUCK WITH THE HUMAN CHARACTERS #BUT REGARDLESS I ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE HOW THIS SMUG LIL SHIT CAME OUT #HE'S VERY SHAPED AND I CARE HIM A LOT #lineart's messy and a bit rushed since i only have my lunch break to draw this but not messy enough to tag as doodles XD

[ajdrawshq]

the first few days of third semester is really just Akira having the worlds worst mindfuck of the century. and its hilarious

#p5 #HE STRAIGHT UP JUMPED OUTTA THAT BED BC OF HUMAN MORGANA XJBSJDH #aw Futabas looks so cute in this outfit :] #i think Akira should be allowed to say fuck. audibly. right now. several times #'something is definitely very wrong here...' NO SHIT KID #skndksjdb the visual of him sitting Far Away from the table w human Morgana and Wakaba. god help him #heyyyyy Akechi whats up buddy!!!!! oh he knows doesnt he #this feels so. him being here Normally is so. h #its nice to see a sprite of him just.... existing. hes not putting up (as much of) a front anymore. very good i like it #ohhhhhh my god his smug ass smiling sprite. oh im going to enjoy this immensely. lets go u lil bastard #different metanav ?? huh. #this game is gonna do something to me i can feel it #i love this palaces music........ i am not immune to piano #it reminds me of the world that never was............... #DJVSKCJSHJ hold on. hey mr 'i dont need teammates' why does ur personas ability help ur allies with their support skills. omg #i need to take a break before i do this or i will NOT stop n i have things to do. but holy fuck.

[mrstsung]

What my mk faves would say if i said. "I love you"

#mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #shang tsung #����heart and soul🐍 #shang tsung mortal kombat #mk f/o #antagonist f/o #villain f/o #villain/antagonist f/o #💙☁️ silver skies☁️💙 #💙⚡thunder's devotion⚡💙 #💖⛩hat bae💖⛩ #💛🏵burning chrysanthemums🏵💛 #shang is the best one lmao #like shang genuinely loves me but he's a lil shit tho #raiden is nervous so he either is a wall of text of admiration or silent because he's anxious #scorpion is genuinely awww but also sad too #kung lao is uwu but smug #fujin is genuinely a sweetheart about it

[yasashiiku]

he really said:

#SMUG LIL SHIT #he's a bad bitch you can't kill him #⤷ ᯽･ﾟ: peachy matters | general.

[tetsuotsutsumishusband]

I FORGOT JAGI WAS IN RAOH GAIDEN AND NOW IM EHHEEHDJHEEHHEHEHEHHE💕💓💕💓💘💝💖💖💘💖💞💓💕💗🩷💖💝🩷😚😚😚😚😚

#🐶🩹🐾 #HE LOOKED SO HANDSOME IN THIS MANGA WAAAAAAA #IM SO MAD THIS ONE ISNT TRANSLATED BUT J.AGI GAIDEN IS #LIKE HNGNHNDHJ #NOT EVEN GONNA LIE IM J.AGI GAIDEN HATER NO 1 HXKWHSKXBS #ITS THE ONLY GAIDEN MANGA I READ FOR HNK BC I REMEMBER ALWAYS HEARING MOST IF NOT ALL WERENT RLLY GOOD #AND I HATED IT SO MUCH BRO WHAT DID THEY DO TO MY BOI o<< #THIS AINT EVEN ABOUT HIM HAVING A GF IN THAT MANGA #IVE ALWAYS BEEN MAD ABOUT HIM HAVING A TRAGIC BACKSTORY WHEN HE DOESNT NEED ONE #LIKE LET MY BOI BE A LIL SHIT AND SO SMUG ABOUT IT BC HE ENJOYS BEING SO #HE DOESNT NEEDTHE SAD BACKSTORY IMGOMGNNFNFNF KENSRAGE IS THE ONLY THING THAT UNDERSTANDS ME ABOUT HIM #GOD IM SO UPSET ABOUT HGG TOO BC LIKE J.AGI HAD THE SAME VA AS M.AJIMA AND THEY DID NOTHING WITH HIM #IM SO HECKINGFNDNNDNDNDNDNDNNFND

[rhinozilla]

I watched “A Hope in Hell” last night, and I’m still cackling about the thought I had when the duel terms were being set. I was just sitting there like...is...is Dream about to throw hands with this muscled up demon? Oh shit, is he going to throw hands with Lucifer? Like...not in a mystical way just...with fists or...is dude gonna get a sword or something? He’s even got his lil battle garb on and everything.

Dream, buddy, pal, my dear...the mental image of this lil guy physically fighting someone is just...I can’t handle it. Dude looks like his bones have the integrity of glowsticks. Lucifer would snap him like a fortune cookie in a physical fight. It’s both funny and embarrassing to imagine.

So I was both relieved and ENTHRALLED by the way the duel actually went. That was AMAZING.

#the guy has eaten nothing but shit in every scenario so far #so this victory was glorious #but he was such a smug lil bastard about it #I love his dramatic ass #the sandman

[malxshrine-a]

a continuation.

❛❛   𝒕𝒉𝒆  𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍  𝒔𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒌𝒔❟        and   he   is   absolutely   elated   to   be   greeted   by   the   other   this   way.   excitement   growing   ever   so   slowly,   a   spread   in   his   breast   that   brought   borrowed   heart   to   a   roar   under   the   skin.   Muscles   tensed   in   reaction   to   breathe   increased   to   huffs,   he   is   new   to   being   human   again,   but   this   is   what   gets   him   going.   this   gets   him   off,   the   way   Yuuji’s   body   reacted   to   unconsciously   to   fear,   a   fear   he   did   not   share,   but   the   adrenal   gland   worked   double   time   to   pump   blood   all   through   is   body.

rippling   like   a   well   honed   machine,   taunt   over   mortal   bones,   Sukuna   smoothed   hair   from   his   eyes   and   clasped   them   behind   his   head,   a   gasp   of   fresh   air   to   follow   the   happy   smile   that   didn’t   belong   to   him   —   a   habit   this   body   remembered   that   he   emulated   so   very   well.   ❛   I   don’t   remember   stuttering,   I   said   a   purr.   or   would   you   rather   mewl   for   me   instead?   ❜

he   knows   exactly   what   he   is   doing.   what   manner   of   beast   he   pokes   at.   but   this,   this   is   Sukuna,   and   he   would   do   as   he   pleased.   ❛   and   if   I   am?   do   you   think   you   can   manage   that,   K   I   T   T   Y ?   ❜        //     @destructivour​

#✦ [ 😈 ] 𝖨 𝖭 𝖡 𝖮 𝖷 ‚ #✦ [ 😈 ] 𝖨 𝖢 ‚ #✦ [ 😈 ] 𝖵𝖤𝖱𝖲𝖤 : 𝖵 𝖤 𝖲 𝖲 𝖤 𝖫 ‚ #honestly #he would deserve to get his ass kicked #he's so smug #a lil shit #he's happy to have found something to pick at

[lowpolyshadow]

Ayyyeee that alternative sketch is great too, always love when sonics being a jack ass lmao look at that cheeky face

he's a bitch and a bastard this is a vital component of his character that should not be forgotten

#thank u for understanding me anon i need to draw him being a smug bitch so much more tbh like. he's just funny #overconfident. cocky. lil shit #asks #speaking

[roseygeearts]

Turned one of my warm up sketches I like of a friend’s oc that I drew into a gif. Love animating while procrastinating another animation!

#animated art #gif #animation gif #animation #friend’s oc #my art #art #digital art #Krita #krita art #krita gif #head bob #smile #smug little shit #no really he's a smug lil shit #smug smile

[cloudy-dayys]

never have drawn T smiling before but now i feel like he only ever smiles if hes super smug about shit. that and he never smiles bc his genuine smile can be pretty fucking terrifying and he doesn't know how to tone it down so he just always hides his mouth unless hes tearing apart an alternate and eatin it lol

#tanner talks #(taps fingers together) i am Pondering #now obviously T can open nd use his mouth for other stuff but chooses to use it as lil as possible unless hes attacking an alternate #now for gay shit i feel like he only genuinely smiles around watchman but its by accident #so like watchman does some goofy shit or be a goofy lookin guy and T just shakes his head nd facepalms but with a silly smile #and he doesnt even know it and watchman is Enamoured by it #another idea aside from gay shit is that T does smile but it forms creepily on his face #like u can see the light nd shadows hit him differently and its so unsettling #need 2 draw that tbh #T IS KINDA EGOTISTICAL so hes always kinda smug about shit #u can see his grin if ur fast or sneaky enough by why would u #youd be terrified

[seraphdreams]

I feel like baji would sing R&B from the 90's or 00's 😍

right right!!! idk why but this has me thinking about baji singing poison :((

#he would fuck that shit UPPP #hits a lil bit of the high notes too and acts all smug #seraph.replies!

[lxnarphase]

ah-ah, barbie, you're so fine! ๋࣭ ⭑

special treatment : thighs edition

☾₊‧⁺...ft. : kamo choso + itadori yuuji + higuruma hiromi + ryomen sukuna

☾₊‧⁺...cw : pussy eating, facesitting, somnophilia, dirty talk, fingerfucking, overstimulation, praise kink, degradation, desperation, oral fixation, squirting, creampie, choso being whiny, yuuji being a little shit, yuuji is 21yrs & a college student, hiromi being pussydrunk, sukuna being whipped

✧ k. choso : poor choso, ever since the first time he's gotten a taste of what's between your thighs, he's begging you every day just to eat your cunt. but today? today must be a bad day, because choso is desperate. his already between your thighs, whimpering and whining as he mouths at you through your underwear, tears in his eyes as he begs you to give him a little taste. once you do, his eyes are rolling back just from the first lick.

"you taste so good, fuck, so good, thank you, thank you, mmph, so delicious, i can't get enough." "can you cum again? i know it's been 4 times already, but please? please, please, pleaase, pretty thing, i need itttt..." "oh my goddd, you're cumming? yes, yes, cum on my tongue, pretty please, i'll fuck you so good after, just keep cumming, don't hold back." "stop-stop running away, i know your pretty pussy is all sensitive b-but i just, i can't stop...but you know you can say the safeword and i'll stop, right? ...what? you-you like being overstimulated...? fuck, fuck, okay, let me make you squirt on my tongue then i'll fuck you good, okay?"

✧ i. yuuji : yuuji's always been a smug little shit whenever it came to teasing you. what starts off with him tickling you and blowing raspberries into your stomach turns nto hot kisses against your stomach that let down to the waistband of your underwear as he pushes your shirt up higher on your body. he can't help but grin up at you when he notices the wet spot on your panties from his little kisses.

"d'awww, bunny, y'so cute! look at how wet you are. is that 'cus of me? ehehe, i know, i know, teasing is mean, but i can't help it...you're just so adorable." "y'know i can practically feel your heartbeat whenever i kiss it? mhm, i can feel that, pretty girl. don't cover your face, baby, you're so cute!" "your thighs are so soft. i could stay between here forever, fuck goin' to classes or missions, i'd rather just eat you out until you pass out." "open up these legs a little more, let me get my fingers in there...thereeee we go, such a pretty lil' bun, aren't you?" "you're so messy! did i do this to you? yeah? aww, my pretty girl likes meee! i felt how you squeezed on my fingers! so cute!

✧ h. hiromi : ever since you made a comment about his nose, saying 'doja is right about big noses' in passing to him, hiromi has been curious. curious enough to the point where he looks it up, seeing the video of said woman. so, you wanted to sit on his face and grind on his nose, hm? you've never sat on his face before but he was sure to change that.

"i don't care if you think i'll die, i want you to sit on my face. i'm giving you the chance to either have control of your pace or let me do what i want with you. so, what's your decision?" "see? it's not that bad, angel, you forget your husband isn't some weakling...now c'mon on, get yourself right over my mouth, let me taste you." "god, you're so beautiful like this. i need you on my face more often, you're dripping all over my mouth...such a good girl for me." "heh...i knew you said my nose was perfect for sitting on but i didn't realize it would get you this riled up. go ahead, sweet thing, you can keep grinding that clit on it...just like that, just let me make you feel good." "good lord, i never wanna leave between your thighs. so fucking sweet, shit, angel, you've got me wrapped around that pretty finger. c'mon, let me devour you all night, i'll let you get up when i'm done."

✧ r. sukuna : getting sukuna to lay on his back without him instantly taking control of the situation was easier than you thought. hell, even crawling up higher so that you were hovering over his face was too. but little did you know, sukuna was intrigued, liking the side of you where you would just take control of him, knowing that only you had the right to do that...especially if it meant he got to eat you until you soaked his face.

"you know i should kill you for thinking you can just sit on my face like i'm some kind of personal chair. i am the king of curses, not a piece of furniture...what? ...hm. i guess you do look...good over me like this." "...huh? sorry, i wasn't listening. when are you going to sit on my face? you keep blabbering, but i can see the way that sticky cunt is dripping for me. are you gonna just let it go to waste?" "oh. shit. you've been holdin' out on me, haven't you, diamond? shit, i can see all of you from down here...nah, keep grinding on my face, little one, use me for your pleasure...let me see you cum on my mouth." "such a fucking slut. my mouth is coated in your cum, but you still wanna keep going? my tongue that good for you?" "no, no, i'm not letting you back down until you beg, diamond. tell me how badly you want me to fuck your pussy with my tongue...hm. good enough."

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#choso smut #itadori smut #higuruma smut #sukuna smut #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #choso x reader #choso x you #itadori x you #itadori x reader #higuruma x you #higuruma x reader #sukuna x reader #sukuna x you #kamo choso smut #itadori yuji smut #higuruma hiromi smut #ryomen sukuna smut #𖤐 ── lxnarworks.

[garoujo]

✩ ˛˚ . GOJO SATORU — sometimes your boyfriend’s want for you just seems to be insatiable.

ஜ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ warnings! f!reader, mating press, breeding, biting, he loses control of his technique a teeny tiny bit at the end, im going absolutely insane. ♡ ˖ ࣪࿐ྂ note! hiii this is a lil mix of my gojo thoughts over the past few months, my sanity is slipping as u can tell <3

the way gojo satoru was in bed was exactly how he was in real life, absolutely merciless when he wanted to be, you realise with the dizzy haze in your mind and the pillow he’s shoved under your hips. there’s a pleasurable burn in your thighs where he’s got them folded into you, your ankles dangling by his ears as his hips press into your ass and the way he looks over you is needy, and a little wild.

but he only really got like this on on a few occasions, like after a gruelling mission, a boring mountain of paperwork or maybe you’d been teasing him. sometimes he’s just consumed by the idea of you carrying his kids— he’s so incredibly insatiable.

“you feel me right here, sweet thing, hm?” the snowy haired man above you hisses with a languid roll of his hips, deliberately pressing into the sweet spots inside of you that he always seems to be able to find so easily. but you can barely breathe, nevermind answer with how full you feel — your warm walls twitching around his heavy shaft before he’s giving you a few more thrusts.

“don’t hold out on me, it feels good, right?” gojo goads, chuckles when the next particularly deep kiss of his cock along your insides has your lips parting to moan, eyes squeezing shut as you wriggle underneath him.

“‘ts too deep, satoru! fuck—“ you manage, voice breaking under the weight of your own arousal but shit— he loves you like this. pliant and pretty and all his. you’re basically begging for him to give you his soul, to pour it into your body and your bones until you’re twitching— his stamina was limitless after all, an endless pool of energy.

“oh? but i’m sure you can take more..” gojo’s words are a low drawl as he curls over your folded figure, making your muscles scream for some sort of relief but he still manages to give you more. he begins a pace that’s so deep, so animalistic that you feel like you could black out with the way the pleasure rips through you, making your body clap against his as his balls smack loudly against your ass and suddenly he’s even deeper.

“see, i knew it.” it’s smug despite the the trembling undercurrent to his tone, breaking under the weight of his own arousal as his voice takes an octave higher. but you’re doing so well for him, your eyes are rolled back— lips parted and you’re basically begging for him to go harder when he leans into press his lips against yours, pushing his name between your lips as your hands grab at him for any sort of relief.

“almost there, right?” gojo groans against you with the next quiver of your walls; the next particularly heavy thrust makes your thighs tremble and he’s so deep it almost hurts, making something spark and burn along your inside as he fucks you into the mattress like a wild animal.

you whimper, barely— it’s a desperately pathetic little sound, wound up tight and it makes him pull away to look at you, crystalline eyes cloudy with lust before his lips are stretching into a smirk.

“oh, more?” gojo’s head cocks to the side and you know you’re done for when his pace picks up, every heavy thrust is driven by the muscles in his body and your pussy squelches loudly with every wet connection of his hips.

“oh, i’ll give you more, baby. so greedy f’ me, hm?” despite his teasing, he’s babbling— sweat beading along his skin as the snowy peaks of his hair frame his flushed features and fuck, the pretty sight above you only makes you feel even better. you’re so high off his desperation, every muscle in your body screams under his but the nerves in your body cry even louder with how good you feel— with how much your body craves him.

“‘ts so tight, you milkin’ me, sweet girl? how many you want, huh? give you as many as you need. wanna see you swollen f’ me, you want that, mhm?” gojo’s barely coherent but his words only make you squeeze around him tighter— a silent little invitation as every thrust has you crying more, more, more! satoru, want your cum—please! punched out little gasps and cries as he digs the orgasm out of you.

“oh, you’ll look so pretty f’ me—f-fuck!” his huge body is looming over yours, pressing you into the mattress and the pillows beneath you. your thighs are flush against his abdomen and chest, and your lungs feel like they quake on every exhale as your lips part to moan. he presses himself into you— face nuzzling into the crook of your neck as he grazes his teeth along the skin there, headboard screeching loudly in time with every smack of his hips.

“‘toru, please please please—‘m g’nna,” you tremble as you shake beneath gojo, thighs tensing tight against his body and he knows he’s got you exactly where he wants you as he smirks against your skin. your orgasm hits you so suddenly, so hard and good that your toes curl where they hang over his shoulders, your body stiffening beneath him and the first milking compression of your pussy makes his pace stutter, hugs him so tight he can’t help but bite so hard into the sensitive skin of your neck he draws blood.

“should see h-how pretty you look like this. tell me ‘ts all mine, y’ gonna make me a daddy, yeah? g’nna fill you up so good. oh, this pussy’s made f’ me, ain’t it?”

his body trembles as he pulls back slightly to watch your cream pool around the base of his cock, your slick smeared along his skin and your walls still throb with every unforgiving push of his hips. your orgasm feels like it stretches on forever as you gasp out broken yeah, yours, love you so much ‘toru, waves rolling through your body with the heat you feel pour and sting along your nerves. it only takes a few more clapping thrusts and your choked confessions before hes kissing you, just as he likes as his lips curl into you.

gojo cums hard, thick and heavy inside of you when he feels your tongue push against his, swallowing both of your groans into the kiss as he pushes his load into your puffy cunt. you’re both so lost in bliss, so unaware of the electricity across your boyfriends skin and the uncomfortable pressure that seems to suddenly weigh down on your intertwined bodies.

the bedroom light flickers but you don’t notice, he’s slurring curses against your lips as he almost pins your thighs to your chest completely, the air between you seems tighter— atoms trembling in the finate space. but he’s continuing to fuck into your sensitive pussy with tiny little thrusts you don’t notice the creek of your furniture as it twitches out of place— like it’s being pulled towards you both. the small flickers of purple fizzle out when you’re both spent and he’s collapsing on top of you with a low, breathy chuckle, making you whine with the cramp you feel in your body.

“‘toru! you’re heavy.” you grumble, voice worn and scratchy but it doesn’t move gojo as he cuddles deeper into you, leaving sweet little kisses along your skin with obnoxious kissy noises— a stark contrast to how filthy he was being a second ago.

you’re both breathing deep as you give up trying to escape from underneath him, opting to press your fingers through his damp hair instead before he finally moves. he pulls back, enough for his cock to push his cum out of your pussy as he does, squelching and dripping into the mattress beneath you both as you jolt slightly. “careful, ‘ts messy, ‘toru.”

gojo whistles lowly before he looks at you again, one of your legs still haphazardly thrown over his shoulder before he’s placing a sweet kiss to your ankle, then following it up with a painfully languid, experimental thrust as his crystalline eyes focus on the mess he’s made of you.

“come on, sweet girl. you’re not nearly full enough f’ me yet.”

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