Nicolas Cage's manager, on the phone: Hey i have a new role for you.
Nicolas Cage: I don't know if I have the time-
Nicolas Cage's manager: It's involves you being extremely extra.
Nicolas Cage: I'm standing on your porch right now.
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The sheer, unadulterated joy on his face.
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Christmas in Wankertown - Alasdair Beckett-King
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We need to protect David Attenborough in bubble wrap or something.
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my mom was like, "i'm gonna send you an amazon gift card for your birthday," and i was like, "oh cool, neat awesome, thanks!" and then also like, "aw crap, i'ma have to get on amazon, what do they even have there now, shit i'm gonna have to figure out...what do i even fucking need these days that i'd get there but not somewhere el--
BUY A RADITZ BUY A RADITZ MOTHERFUCKER BUY A RADITZ
IT'S YOUR GODDAMN BIRTHDAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT CHUMP MOTHERFUCKER DON'T BUY A FUCKING VACUUM
BUY
A GODDAMN
RADIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!
i don't even know where on that fucking cesspool of a site to look, or how to go about it, but POINT. TAKEN. thank you, birthday brain, you have not forgotten how to party.
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My kitty will be like [smack smack smack smack] hey. Hey. HEY [smack smack] and I'll bend over like what can I do for you and he's like uppies. Now
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Can we take a moment for poor buck who went into that room ready for a wholesome conversation about respecting woman and then Chris hit him with my mom abandoned me.
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I know this probably sounds crazy,,, but i used to wear a hat almost exactly like that one!!!
WUH?! THAS INSANE!!!!
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"Top tier trainer & his ace!"
I was initially shocked to see how big Archeops is when I saw him flapping next to Emmet in Pokémas the first time!! Had to draw him smaller to make this idea work (normal archeops height is 4'07"/140 cm).
Archeops also weighs 32kg/70.5lbs, about the same as an average 7~8 year old kid. Emmet sure could carry him around for a while, if he doesn't wobble around too much! (Which I'd imagine to happen often, Archeops turning his head around like a periscope surveying his surroundings before leaping off to chase something and leaving Emmet catching his balance.)
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my favorite character development
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My local library made a full size Käärijä doll.
EVERYONES GONE INSANE OVER HIM
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Ya know, I imagine that for as kinky and wild Gale can be in the bedroom, I would think his favorite thing in the world is slow, sleepy, super affectionate sex.
It's that moment where him and his partner can just entangle themselves in each other, to feel every sensation of their contact with one another. No expectations, no words needed. Just a languid exploration of his partner's body using all the senses.
The little noises they make with every gentle thrust or thoughtful caress
The salty taste of their skin with each kiss.
The blissful look on their face as they come undone...that sweetest flush of their cheeks.
The feel of their skin, all scars, ridges, smoothness, or wrinkles. He will basically memorize the topography of his lover's body.
The smell of them...That natural, unperfumed fragrance that belongs to only his partner. As unique as a fingerprint.
Gale can take his time, bring all of these sensations to memory, savoring the closeness and precious time with his love. It's less about the sex itself, and more about bonding in a very mortal way. He thrives on that deep connection with his partner because it's not something he's ever been accustomed to, and hasn't gotten in a very long time.
He deserves so much love and affection, and equally (if not more so) wants to express that to his partner. As often as the world allowed him to.
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how the hell does michael sheen do it? no seriously - how does he look utterly besotted and wary at the same time, immeasurably old and inconceivably young simultaneously, learned and naive in equal force
i don't understand but i would like it bottled and i would like to buy it, but someone needs to have a word with him and tell him to give 👏 it 👏 a 👏 rest 👏 please 👏✨
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Prompt 187
Clockwork would openly admit that he couldn’t see Danny’s timelines. Not since the moment he stepped into that portal and became something more. A child of Infinity, of the very Realms itself.
But he’ll also admit that it always meant that the child surprised him all the time. This just happened to be a startling surprise, and an admittedly amusing one, even if Danny was openly complaining about the situation.
“It’s not fair! You have to be able to fix this, right? Right?!” the ghostling, quite literally now, practically yanked at his cloak. “Clockwork, I was going to graduate, I can’t be two! Please, you’re the master of Time, you can fix this right!?”
No, no he could not, seeing as young Daniel was in fact, immune to timeline machinations, doubly so for his own. To the ghostling’s open distress, which he did his best to soothe. What he could do instead, was stop time in his home dimension, and instead let him age back up again.
Which the young halfa wasn’t happy about, but it was the best thing they had, so Clockwork supposed he had a ghostling now. A tiny adorable ghostling who kept pouting each time his much younger body had any sort of effect on his behavior.
He’d never exactly had a ghostling before, nevermind one who was part human, but he would admit he honestly was enjoying it. Most time was spent alone, something he hadn’t realized until Danny ended up crashing into his unlife.
Honestly he would openly admit that he absolutely adored his little ghostling. Who was now around four, at least physically, and had gotten into the adorable habit of curling up in the pendulum in his chest. Which was honestly the safest spot in Long Now, he’d admit.
The singular issue however, with this habit, was that when someone attempted to summon him, they got his ghostling as well. And well, normally he could very much control himself for these summonings that happened every few hundred or so years, but well. There was a reason why even the Observants had stopped popping in the moment they realized he had a ghostling.
Nesting ghosts do not mess around should they feel one is messing with their very vulnerable child, and really it’s not his fault the mortal cultists woke up and startled Danny. Perhaps deleting them from the timeline was a bit too far, if the other mortals rapid paling was to go by, but oh well.
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