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sweeteaas · 2 months
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CUFFING SEASON !
currently playing : big boy by sza
warning(s): detailed depiction of sweat and muscles, body insecure and shy fem!reader, use of “my girl,” crack, first year shenanigans
synopsis: your muscular big boy who loves you and dotes on you wants to give you a show at the beach (aoi todo)
— for @angelshimaa dedicated to you lovely <3 he adores you and so do I !
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“gojo-sensei wait up!” yuuji’s bright voice called out, as he scrambled from the bright red sports car beside you. your white haired teacher at Tokyo Jujutsu High was already making his way across the white sand and to the crashing waves.
it was a beautiful day out, clear and sunny, and it felt nice on your skin. Kyoto Jujutsu High, your sister school, had managed to partner up the two classes together to have a once in a lifetime day off for all the training sorcerers.
everyone was surprised at first when it was confirmed after months of pleading — but one bat of gojo’s crystal blue eyes and the higher ups had no other choice but to begrudgingly accept the request.
which means your flamboyant boyfriend was given a chance to show off for you.
you first met aoi todo when the two schools partnered up on the track field for a sparring match. you couldn’t help being a bit intimidated at first by his built stature and booming voice, but you warmed up to his extroverted and exaggerated mannerisms throughout the rest of the semester.
he always made you laugh, and despite his large appearance, he carried only gentleness for you. you admired the matter-of-fact way he spoke, the surprisingly intellectual and encouraging words he would give in the most dire of situations, and how strongly and deeply he cared for others.
he also wasn’t afraid to make his growing feelings for you known. . .and here you are now. six months later and you two are dating!
the only thing that made you a bit nervous for this day was, well, the beach itself. you had always been a bit on the reserved side — it was honestly a little shocking when everyone learned you two got together. but that's what made you click. todo was able to get you out from your shell and see you shine, all for him to admire and adore.
and in contrast, todo wasn’t shy at all about his body. he sauntered wherever he went wearing a dark purple compression shirt, only highlighting his thick frame. in fact, he was always seen ripping off said fabric and flexing his muscles during training. he was proud of the work he put in, okay? he knew that he was a built guy, and his cultivation of both physical and mental could be seen.
nobara broke you out of your thoughts, yawning loudly and stretching her limps. “finally we can get out of this cramped car. gojo-sensei had us packed in here like sardines!” she whined.
“you would think he’d have a bigger car with all his money,” you joked, earning a grin from the girl. you hopped out the car onto the white sand— megumi was already standing beside the door and offering his arm to balance on.
however, nobara dramatically leaned out the car and gripped his forearm, almost taking him down into the sand with her. “get off!” he grumbled with furrowed eyebrows, sucking his teeth when she laughed.
you shook your head and smiled at the sight of the two already getting into their antics. inumaki had popped the truck and retrieved everyone’s bags with the help of maki, handing yours with a tap on the shoulder. “thank you toge!” you said brightly, as your white haired friend nodded with a tuna before paddling out towards the beach.
already you could hear the shriek of nobara, being thrown into the water as gojo-sensei and yuuji laughed rambunctiously. megumi stood a safe distance away on the wet sand, shaking his head with a fond sigh. walking up to maki, who was still leaning against the car, you nudged her lightly with your hip.
she quirked a smile at you, whistling as she stared out at the crashing waves. “it’s beautiful out here. I can’t even remember the last time I went to the beach.” she chuckled before suddenly grabbing onto your hand, tugging you along as you yelped. “come on! let’s swim while we wait for the others.”
you tried to ignore the worms in your stomach twisting in anxiety as you approached everyone. swimming meant taking off the very comfortable cover you had over your swimsuit. you tugged at maki’s hand and smiled sheepishly at her, before she could grab a floaty.
“I’ll just stay on the sand.” she tilted her head at you before nodding understandingly. before she could respond, her form stiffened. you curiously peeked over her shoulder, seeing your teacher running straight for the both of you. . .with something grasped in his hands.
your eyes widened as you heard nobara warn, “sea cucumber!” you looked at the gross wiggling lump, to gojo-sensei’s wicked grin, before taking off in the opposite direction. maki yelled, close on your heels.
you were instantly sucked into your classmates shenanigans, splashing water and running along the sand with shrieks of laughter. soon you heard the sound of an engine cut off — and you looked up from burying your teacher.
“that must be them!” yuuji exclaimed, narrowly avoiding kicking your unfortunate teacher in the head with a mouthful of sand.
“hey watch it!” gojo-sensei sputtered, shaking the fine grains from his glasses as you paused packing sand onto his legs. you watched as momo went to sit beside toge under the umbrella, mai beginning to argue with her sister over where to place the cooler, and miwa going to help the trio with a sand castle.
you heard him before you saw him.
"hello my brother!" todo grinned brightly and slapped yuuji on the shoulder, who cheesed back and clasped hands with him, already feeding off each others energy.
his eyes met yours and a charming smile spread across his face. todo didn’t even try to hide his awe, hearts practically spinning around his head as he walked over to you.
his large hands quickly found your waist, tugging you closer by the hip. he smiled lopsidedly and teasingly ran his hands up your middle section. “banging body, babe. beautiful, amazing, gorgeous, stunning.”
you coughed, furrowing your brows and slapping him lightly on the chest. “…you don’t look so bad yourself.” you prayed your voice wasn’t cracking — the way todo could get you frazzled so easily needed to be studied, scientifically. his bare chest was basically obscuring your vision!
he grabbed your hands and brought them up to his mouth with a kiss. “gotta look good for my girl.” you were immensely happy when gojo-sensei clapped his hands together and announced a game, giving you an excuse to pull away and rapidly fan your face.
a few minutes later you found yourself laying in a floaty in the water, lined up into pairs alongside the rest of the sorcerers. megumi grumbled from his bright neon-green dinosaur, holding tight onto its neck as nobara and yuuji floated underneath him.
“remind me again why I have to be in the floaty?”
“because you don’t know how to swim!”
“I do know how to swim, idiot!”
gojo-sensei’s voice cut the three off as he grinned, hands on his hips as he stood in front of you all. “okay guys! this is how the game works. whoever can push their partner in the floaty out in the water, around the cones I set up, and back to shore the fastest — without making them fall — wins and gets first pick on the bbq meat tonight!”
todo slapped his hands on the floaty in anticipation, making you gasp and hold on tight as the waves sloshed dangerously around you. he was quick to steady you before puffing out his chest. “we will win this!”
everyone else perked up as well, tempted to the promise of juicy meat. “okay… on your marks, get set, go!” yells erupted around you as everyone took off. you held tight onto the rubber floaty, quickly praying to the heavens it wouldn’t flip.
you couldn’t see much of anything with the amount of splashing — but you heard a yelp from behind you, and the combined laughs of nobara and yuuji. a curse followed — maki — followed by the shrill scream of momo.
suddenly you came to an quick, abrupt stop near the waters edge. “we won!” your boyfriend roared in celebration, and you felt arms scoop you up. you gasped in surprise and held onto his neck as todo grinned, spinning you around triumphantly.
the rest of the beach day was spent with his unabashed fawning and flaunting for you.
from holding you on his shoulders, twirling you around in the water, dramatically laying down your towel with a “for my darling girl” to flexing his muscles, you questioned just how much of this you would be able to take. todo reveled in the effects he had on you, a warmth of pride shooting through him when you hid your face in your hands.
and soon, the promised meat was on the grill, the fire roaring and casting an amber glow on everyone seated around it. it was peaceful, chatting with miwa beside you and watching the sun dip behind the clouds.
“todo could you open this for me—“
your boyfriend smoothly took the can from your grasp, but instead of popping it open, he set it between his bicep and forearm, shooting you a wink as he tensed his muscles.
the top shot off and narrowly avoided mai’s eye. she immediately gave him an earful. . .maki holding in her snickering laugh behind a shaking fist.
megumi walked over while rubbing at his now flat hair with a towel. you watched as the drenched boy paused beside his chair, before slowly looking up. “where’s my soda? the one I specifically bought?” you watched uncomfortably as his eye twitched.
nobara froze, the can already pressed up to her lips.
“…. with this treasure I summon—“
the quick clank of plates and chairs scraping against the ground echoed around you, as everyone rushed up, eyes wide. “megumi NO!“
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(a.n.) — this is definitely me pushing my need for the cliche anime “beach day episode” with all the young sorcerers ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧ lol there’s so much happening in this but it’s a good time and just me being silly !!
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absolutebl · 1 year
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This Week In BL - The Rankings have CHANGED
Oct 2022 Wk 3
Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.
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Ongoing Series - Thai
My Only 12% (Fri iQIYI) 11 of 14 - pretty disingenuous of iQIYI to muscle in an ad for its own app and not show it immediately serving ads to the boys. In other news, I still love Peak on screen, the years have not changed my delight in that boy. (I may need to do a Make it Right rewatch.) The question is does Cake feel left behind and jelly as a friend or is he actually in love with Eiw? And if he is, does he realize that about himself? The conflict is so good with this show, so well established, entirely based in characterization, and not an ounce manufactured. I couldn’t be happier it this BL got handed off this this pair, it was made for SantaEarth. I do think, since we got a ton of family life establishment (not to mention Love of Siam reference) that the big separation for these two will be family driven in ep 13. But first we get a whole ep of adorable boyfriends! Yay! 
Big Dragon (Sat Gaga) 3 of 8 - bathroom drama, naturally. This is a true enemies to lovers, these two spy on and bully each other. They even talk about non-consent. It’s the harshest version I’ve seen since China existed the field (aside from the Japanese dark stuff, of course). But also this show is using actual BDSM to drive plot and character (not just touring kink), the stuff Unforgotten Night couldn’t even dream of and Mame has never bothered to research. We got Dom voice, roll play, service submission, orders, humiliation. It all turned out to be a tease but the point was also to show these two have compatible kinks (which means compatible intellectual and physical chemistry, so the narrative arc is going to be around emotional chemistry) and that they both know the scene. Someone behind the camera knows what they’re filming too.The way these two transition between anger, resentment, titillation, and flirting (and the way, with kinksters, this can all be the same thing) is really well done. I guess what I’m saying, ultimately, it that this BL is proving itself to be a lot more sophisticated than I expected. I could not have loved the Domme rep more, quite frankly. I’m excited for next week as Big is playing the faen fatal and I love him. 
The Eclipse (Fri YT) 11 of 12 - A very tense 11 doom ep but also... off. I did see the twist for the teachers but not the students. That’s because the teacher twit was set up but the student betrayer twist was... not. If Thua was so into the truth why never tell it himself? The resolution was abrupt and most of the second half very odd. It made me wonder if this had a really intended to be a 15 episode arc, in which case they compressed the last 5 eps into 2? The pacing felt totally off from all the previous eps and the pool scene felt like reused footage.The rapid fire character and relationship changes and shifts in arcs was rushed and confusing. But the flirting and claiming was cute, I guess. Also horrible suspicion we may get a sad end now? Truth or another round of Bad Buddy suckering?
Ai Long Nhai (Mon iQIYI) 4 of 10 - I don’t know what to say about this show. I’m enjoying it but I’m pretty sure I shouldn’t be. (This happens to me a lot with pulps.) 
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Ghost Host, Ghost House (Weds YouTube) 3 of 8 - Honestly I speed though all the ghost stuff for the few BL moments. But it’s worth it because Pluem delivers the softest most seductive krap ever and watching them flirt over noodles is an unalloyed pleasure. 
Remember Me (Sun Gaga) 2 of 8 - The BL parts are good, and JaFirst excel. But it moves incredibly slowly with way too many establishing shots, just like The Yearbook. If it’s Mean directing again, he’s gotta shake of the New-yoke right quick. 
Hard Love Mission (Sat WeTV) 1-2 of 4 - it’s a short run, so what not? Well because the subs are terrible, everyone looks like they should be in high school, the acting is awful, there’s a dumb feen fattale, the actor/seme seems to have been chosen on the basis of height not talent, and they already leaned in to awkward in a big way. On the bright side the uke is older then the seme and v cute, tropes are dropping thick and fast (there’s only one bed!), and the size difference is vast (if that’s a thing you’re into). All in all, it’s not good but what the hay? 
Work from Heart (Thurs YouTube) 5 of 7 - I like the lead pair better in this show then their last one but its nothing on JeffGame, and the lack of plot is challenging for me. 
Love in the Air (Thurs iQIYI) 9 of 13 - I still mostly think Pai’s a douche, but it’s nice to see him taking care of Sky, especially as Sky clearly needs someone to do it so badly. Still Sky could do better... and Pai still has to. DUMPSTER FIRE TRASH WATCH ALONG HERE.
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Ongoing Series - Not Thai
My Tooth Your Love (Taiwan Fri Gaga & Viki) 3 of 1 - Honestly it’s such a relief to watch something from Taiwan in amongst all the Thai folderol. I might be liking this that much more because it’s restful by comparison. I could not be happier with the bratty rich kid kissing a waiter to make a point to his parents. I know, consent, but also... great characterization. I fucking love the ultra-grumpy bar manager character. And the dentist with the sad eyes who worries too much. And our poor boy who needs a therapist more than a dentist. They are all so awkward and broken and CUTE. GAH!!! (I’m getting very @heretherebedork​ level emotional about this one.)
Roommates of Poongduck 304 (Korea Thurs Viki) 2 of 8 - Poor JaeYoon, HoJun is so mean to him. The camera work in this drama has much more voyeuristic gaze than most KBL. In other words, the directing of this show makes it feel a bit more genuinely gay than a lot of the other BL that comes from Korea. It is fun to watch these 2 slowly become friends. I wish we had enough time to watch them also slowly fall in love. But since this is KBL, that part will be a rush job.
Kabe Koji (Japan Mon Viki) 3 of 10 - I guess this episode was a little bit better. The show is just so painfully EXTRA. As is often the case with Japanese stuff, I keep feeling like there's bones of great story in this drama. And I get glimpses of it, but then it’s covered again - like tasty steak smothered in Kewpie mayo. Oh, Japan. 
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It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching It
War of Y 20 eps - it’s just all too much for me.
My Roommate 32 eps of 2 minutes each + terrible production values? - I’m not bothering.
Fahlanruk (Sun GaGa) 12 eps - I cut my losses at ep 5. Someone can tell me if the 2nd half is worth it, after it finishes, but I’m not gonna bother to watch it every week. I don’t like any of the couples and the fujoshi framing is repulsive under the context of a narrative trying to be this authentically gay. I’ve lost all patience.
Oh My Sunshine Night 20 eps - I’m scared it’s gonna be sad, so I’m waiting for spies to tell me it’s safe, so far reported to be quite the soap opera.
To Sir With Love AKA Khun Chai 28 eps - dito
2 Moons 3 Thai (Mon ??) 10 eps - I searched for it in a lacklustre manner but couldn’t find it legally anywhere convenient. I will watch it if it’s easy to do so. Possibly as a binge. Rumor is it’s quite banal. 
SELF (Thurs ??) - same again without any rumors 
Wish Me Luck (Sat ??) - seems to have be delayed into next year
In Case You Missed It
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That’s Work From Heart, The Staircase is back. 
Gossip
I’ll have more for you next week as I process the Nov release announcements. 
UWMA rewatch! The plan was: one UWMA ep a day for the 17 days before Between Us launches on Nov 6. However, I missed the start date (stupid work) so I’ll start tomorrow (Mon 24) and double down on the days when there’s no other BL airing (see calendar below). Wish me luck! 
The UWMA Praise Watch along (opposite of a Trash Watch) will happen here on this blog. 
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Next Week Looks Like This:
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October 2022 line up is here. 
This week’s best moments?
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Ai Long Nhai serving up the Gay Advice Dads! 
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That’s Aye for ya, brutally honest. 
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I love a bit of self reference. 
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I will love her forever. (Big Dragon) Viva la bisexual rep! 
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Look could we please get a BL featuring this boy? I love him. 
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Gay identity ownership in BL is still so rare, I cheer every time it drops. (My Only 12%) 
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Ouch. 
(last week)
Current earworm? N.Flying - The Night (Pairs well with My Only 12%) 
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hollowwhisperings · 11 months
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Multifandom Silliness: Who's the Lan Wangji in this Series/Ship?
if you don't know your Mo Dao Zu Shi (or its sanitised, webseries adaption CQL/"The Untamed"), allow me to briefly introduce him for the purposes of this Silliness:
LAN WANGJI (courtesy name)
gained the title "Hanguang-jun" during a war, in reference to his "bringing hope wherever the chaos is" AKA being The Cavalry to even the most desperate of fights. the title roughly translates to "Light-bearing Lord" and additionally refers to the brightness/strength of his [sword glare] & his white robes.
had been Gay Pining for decades by the start of MDZS: his white robes now a symbol of grief, acting much like a war widow.
the "gay" part was not public knowledge but LWJ is VERY HOMOSEXUAL.
BUFF (& pretty): LWJZ is buff as all heck, nvm what his Pretty Boy reputation might say. he regularly does one-handed pushups, often while writing with that other hand. MUSCLES.
he is a famously talented musician: he uses this to not only destroy evil but also further his Gay Agenda, composing a love song when he was 15.
Poetic License: LWJ relays his observations & opinions very concisely and poetically, signalling his high intelligence & artistry. this is something lost in translation to english, where being concise is interpreted as being somewhat rude & socially awkward.
is VERY petty, if you have the background context to realise his beautiful words are often veiled insults.
"Equals": is Gay for one Wei Wuxian, someone both infamously evil & famously selfless. WWX is unanimously understood as being a genius: their first meeting involved a moonlit duel where both found in the other their "true equal" in every sense, martial & intellectual.
a romantic & an idealist, one who became Jaded but who eventually found his faith restored via...
spoilers: LWJ & WWX end up happily gay married and are very public in their affections.
NOW THAT YOU UNDERSTAND, let's figure out who Else is the "Hanguang-jun" of their respective Stories!
KINGDOM HEARTS: Riku
"Hanguang-jun": not-so much in the earlier titles of KH but, overall & ESPECIALLY as the series goes on, Riku's Strength is depicted as a literal, blinding Light. he also has white/silver hair.
Gay Pining: while not outright stated, context established Riku as 1) Gay and 2) PINING. it's literally a Plot Point (sometimes even THE plot).
BUFF (& pretty): Riku is just that much older than KH's protagonist, Sora, to ensure Riku is considered Tall, Strong & Handsome. the "pretty" part comes from being an Anime boy.
PETTY: before he felt secure & at peace with his Gay Pining, Riku had A Whole Villain Arc because of an Assumed Love Triangle that was not in his favour. he has technically outrgrown this now but it WAS a big enough deal in the overall plot fo be something he Can Never Live Down.
"Equals": the subject of his Gay Pining is thematically paired with Riku at every opportunity. they fight in-synch, their hearts beat in tune, they are sources for each other's Strength.
while never seen singing or playing instruments, DDD features Riku finding & manifesting his "heart song": it doesn't become "music" until Sora does the same on his side of the dream. the song their hearts make together? the leitmotif of KH as a whole: "Dearly Beloved".
Poetic License: Riku prefers action to words but most of KH's theme songs are from HIS POV. another instance of his relaying great depth with few words? Chain of Memories has 2 poems, one to end each "Side" of its story: Riku's poem is VERY WOW.
Riku is, if the above had not made it glaringly apparent, at heart a romantic: he believes in True Love, in legends about paopu fruit & forever, in sacrificing yourself for who you love. this, uh, kind of blew up in his face upon hitting the "edgelord" phase of puberty: fairy tales are about princes and princeSSES, not knights. Riku's idealism made him susceptible to manipulation as those ideals were put into question.
Riku does not currently believe he can have his own Happily Ever After: he has, instead, resolved to ensure that his Dearly Beloved has HIS (even if it's not with Him).
A Song of Ice & Fire: Brienne
"Hanguang-jun": Brienne is considered the embodiment of all a knight should be... were it not for her being female. she "goes where the chaos is" (the Riverlands, where the War of the Five Kings has left the land lawless & fraught with danger) and saves the helpless. in one of Jamie's dreams, Brienne bears a literal sword of light and so turns his nightmare into [an unrealized crush] sign of Hope. she bears a very shiny Valryian Steel sword named "Oathkeeper".
Gay Pining: while Brienne is female & her love interests male, her FIRST love was a gay man & her SECOND love is VERY QUEERCODED. she pines and she pines in a very "it will never be, he'd never feel the same because of who i am, i am devoted even as he knows it not" manner that is Very Gay Pining-esque.
BUFF (& pretty): Brienne is a giant of a woman & triumphed over older, more experienced men in a tournament melee. SHE HAS ALL OF THE MUSCLES. she is not, however, considered "pretty" and her nickname of "Brienne the Beauty" is meant as a cruelty. Jamie Lannister, however, has Accidentally Swooned over Brienne at least thrice (in the books, doing more than just "swooning" in That Dragon Show).
when Jamie is fevered and delirious at being Unhanded, he finds comfort in Brienne singing to him: it's unknown whether her singing was any GOOD but it makes sense that she'd secretly enjoy music (& that this interest was never encouraged in her childhood).
while she is not an eloquent speaker, Brienne is a romantic & an idealist: she has had moments of profound insight. only moments, however: she's never received the kind of privileged education that LWJ had.
"Equals": Jamie Lannister, undeniably.
...ASOIAF is not kind to idealists & unlikely to give ANYONE a "Happily Ever After". that's what Fandom is for: many a "fix-fic" has been written in response to That Dragon Show, and artists have made truly beautiful images showing Brienne with her dreams realised.
Genshin Impact: Diluc?
"Hanguang-jun": Diluc is very deliberately designed in homage to Batman, the Dark Knight... but his Pyro Vision inevitably results in his brightening the night, where he chases chaos & saves others from great peril.
BUFF (& pretty): while Genshin Impact limits its muscular models to NPCs & enemies, Diluc is ALLEGEDLY "buff" and should be so following the logic of his being 1) a former knight and 2) an active claymore wielder. Genshin, as a very anime-game, makes ALL its playable characters pretty: Diluc's 5-star skin "upgraded" his hair to REALLY push that point home, enabling him to reach Peak Pretty Boy.
Diluc, as a fancy rich boy, PROBABLY knows how to play at least 1 musical instrument: Mondstadt's patron god IS an Orpheus Expie, after all. his various VAs have certainly put their musical talents to use, in fancovers or in other series they've worked in.
eloquent & concise: this varies from dub to dub but the Vibe remains, if only for his Blatant Batman Invoking.
just like LWJ, Diluc is a romantic & an idealist who has grown jaded over time.
Gay Pining? the ENG dub, as all english dubs seem to do, translated Diluc's Very Queercoded Word for what one Cavalry Captain Kaeya once was for him into... "adopted brother". in CHINESE, however, similar if not identical words used to describe LWJ & WWX in relation to each other: their vibe is more "Bitter Exes" than the "Mourning Widower" type of Gay Pining exhibited by the others in this list.
Genshin's story is ongoing, Diluc's home region has had its main story on Hold so as to return with Greatet impact. hopefully Diluc won't end up like EITHER of his Creative Inspirations (Batmab & Murata Himeko) when Genshin's main story returns to Monsdtadt & Diluc.
Voltron Legendary Defender: Shiro or Keith?
"Hanguang-jun": as the Leader of Voltron, Shiro brought hope to the universe. he may have piloted the Black Lion but the grey in his hair Sure Did Foreshadow his hair going wholly white (& his ultimately piloting a "white" lion-esque ship for humanity). Keith is ever connected with darkness: he is Shiro's successor in all things but ever walks in his shadow (very much deliberately).
Gay Pining: Shiro is the character "canonically" gay but it's KEITH who exhibits all the Trademarked Characteristics. Keith has a Dark Phase about his gay pining. Keith accepts his gay pining during his attempt to redeem himself. Keith resolves to ensure his beloved's happiness, often at the expense of his own. Keith spends the entirety of Voltron (epilogue included, ouch) screaming "i am a gay widower whose love died unrealised & now i fight about it".
so it turns out that deep space astronaut training &intergalactic warfare don't give you much time to showcase any musical talent you may or may not have.
Poetic License: as leaders, both have their moments of profound, concise wisdom. Keith is angstier about it though.
"Equals": Keith & Shiro start out on UNequal footing but, during the series itself, Shiro attempts to make Keith his successor for his (believed) inevitable demise: Keith spends his time metaphorically kicking and screaming that NO DYING ALLOWED, the two eventually compromising by BOTH of them taking up leadership roles. all the space/time shenanigans ALSO, incidentally, enable Keith to pull a "not a little kid anymore" on Shiro, cementing their new status as "equals" (again, forget S8).
Buff & Pretty: as anime boys, both Keith & Shiro are Pretty. as an astronaut-turned-supersoldier, Shiro starts out BUFF. post-Space Whale family reunion trip, Keith becomes "buffier "but remains very much in Pretty Boy territory.
Romantic Idealists: Shiro was his academy's Poster Boy for a REASON. Keith screamed of "i am angsty because everything i've dreamed of has died" but seems at least 25% returned from the side of cynicism by the end of Voltron (in s7 because, as above, There Is No S8).
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isthatmanahimbo · 2 years
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Today we bring to you a console classic from the 16-bit era: Sabin Rene Figaro!
Sabin is a main player character in Final Fantasy VI, first released in 1994 for the SNES (released as Final Fantasy III in North America). It has since been released to many major systems, ranging from the Playstation to the Wii and even to iOs, and most recently remastered in a 2.5D style in February of 2022. Hailed as one of the greatest games the series has to offer, Final Fantasy VI begins the series' lean into sci-fi as well as fantasy, and boasts the largest selection of playable characters of any mainstream Final Fantasy to date.
Sabin is one of a pair of twins, with his brother Edgar having taken over the role of king of their kingdom, Figaro – sick with grief at the death of their father, rather than chafe under the societal expectations of a king Sabin fled the country to pursue the life of a mountain hermit instead of co-ruling with his brother. He plays the role of Monk in the party, equipping light armor and fist weaponry, and his special combat command is called Blitz, which he learned under his master Duncan.
That last part is important, because it is with Blitz that this author must begin their assessment of Sabin as a himbo. If you have been following this blog for a little while, you know this author likes to begin with Buff when applicable, and it is here that this author would like to bring up the thing for which Sabin is most well-known: he fucking Suplexes a train. This is not hyperbole or metaphor, mind you – using the Blitz command, the player can input the proper combination of keystrokes to ensure that during a boss battle with the Phantom Train, Sabin can pick the fucking thing up and slam it onto the ground over his shoulder. Even if Sabin were not toked as fuck (he is), the ability to do so being not just canon but encouraged (as it is Sabin's party specifically which encounters the Phantom Train shortly after learning the Suplex command) renders all discussion of Sabin's Buffness moot. Sick wrestling moves aside, it is also notable that Sabin is required at one point in a timed story quest to hold up a house for several real-life minutes – but is it really a FF6 playthrough if you don't Suplex the Damn Train? This author doesn't believe so.
Blessedly, Final Fantasy VI knows what it's doing with its character archetypes, for as strong as every muscle on Sabin's body is, we find his decision-making to be a little lacking. Indeed, when the options Think and Act are placed on a table before him, every single time Sabin will smash down that Act button before the situation can be explained to him – we see examples of this as early on as immediately after his introduction, when he joins the Returners while vocally admitting he does not understand their mission statement, and less than an hour later when Ultros attacks the party and begins to swim away Sabin dives into literal white water to give pursuit. Sabin is happy to do the literal heavy-lifting so long as he has someone to consign the actual hard work of thinking to (usually his intellectual brother, in whom he places ultimate trust).
And although Sabin is particular in whom he places his trust, once he's in, he's all in baybee. His very first appearance we learn that his immediate peer, and son of his master, Vargas has killed his father, and Sabin takes a moment in the middle of battle to weep for his beloved master before wrecking ass. Indeed, as touched on before, Sabin's huge heart full of love and loyalty is the impetus for his mountain man excursion – so bereaved by his father's death, so disillusioned by the public's apparent lack of compassion, Sabin flees society. His big heart is apparent even in his more antagonistic moments – humorously, he has a bit of a rivalry with party member and feral child Gau, finding the child infuriating, but upon learning that the boy's father abandoned and mistreated him Sabin promptly chewed him a new asshole (and had to be physically restrained from laying him out). And upon joining the Returners, he is a valuable and trusted teammate for more than just his muscles – when returning to the fray after the end of the world, Celes is heartened by Sabin's attitude after they save a child together, finding the strength to carry on through his boisterous proclamation that the end of the world couldn't possibly keep him down.
Truly, that's a himbo we can count on to be by our side.
Total Himbo Score: 21
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godsofhumanity · 3 years
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Jason: I've learned some very valuable lessons from you all today.
Hercules: I'm guessing they're all horribly distorted from the lesson you actually should have taken away.
Jason: Death isn't real, and I'm basically a god.
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We were 18. - Jotaro Kujo.
Me?? Posting something about Jotaro?? How strange. This piece of work is also dedicated to two of my comfort characters, Kakyoin and Joseph. This artwork is really important to me, it really holds a special place in my heart so.. enjoy! 
Neutral reader x Jotaro Kujo
Jojo’s bizzare adventures: Stardust Crusaders (spoilers)
AU
SFW | fluff 
Trigger warning: usual jojo violence, reference to grief, insomnia.
Word count: 1760.
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Since you returned from your tumultuous trip in Egypt, your life has never been the same. Once you came back to your hometown, not a moment passed by when you didn’t remember the terrible scenes you’ve witnessed during the fight with Dio. The memory of Kakyoin’s death was still so vivid in your mind and the more you tried to shake that thought out of your head, the more you kept reliving it – over and over again.
There were times when you swore you saw Kakyoin among a crowd of people; times when you could just hear his voice calling your name. Every time you closed your eyes Avdol, Kakyoin and Iggy were there. You barely slept anymore – most of the times you did so, you had nightmares about what happened in El Cairo. You lost count of how many nights you have spent crying in your bed, curled up in between your sheets in the silence of your lonely house. Living alone didn’t help; you were used to sneak into one of the crusaders’ room whenever you needed a shoulder to cry on or, simply, a place where you could feel safe. It wasn’t unusual for you to wake up squished between Kakyoin and Jotaro or trapped in one of Joseph bear-hugs. But now, you were thousands of kilometres away from the rest of the group, alone in your cold bedroom. There was no one to go to, and no one you could talk about how you felt. It was just you and your painful memories. No one would understand what you’ve been through – how could they? How could you ever explain how intense the 50 days you spent with the crusaders had been?
Another nightmare woke you up, as per usual. You gasped loudly as if you just started to breathe again after a long apnea and quickly sat down in the middle of your bed, holding onto your sheet. You started shaking as your chest moved up and down with rapid movements trying to catch your breath, tears streaming down your face. You were staring at the void in your pitch-dark room, trying to control your sobs and make yourself realise that you were back to reality. You stretched one of your arms to reach the lamp on your bedside table, curling yourself up while you slowly started to calm down. Wiping out the tears from your cheeks with your jumper’s sleeve, you finally dragged yourself out of bed and slowly went to the kitchen, making yourself some tea.
As you sat down to drink your hot beverage hoping it would bring you some comfort, you started to rehearse your dream - as if you could just replay it in your head as one would normally do with songs or movies. It wasn’t very different from any other dreams you had.
Kakyoin’s body was lying lifeless against the roof Dio had thrown him onto, his expression crippled by the excruciating pain he must have felt. An enormous wound had completely swept away part of his body, leaving a big opening in the middle of it. You were screaming at him at the top of your lungs, begging him to spare the last bit of energy he had left in his body. But the ending was the same every damn time; he would use his last breath to reveal to Joseph the secret of The world, Dio’s Stand, and launch his last attack with Emerald Splash. You woke up every time you tried to reach Kakyoin’s body. You were never able to say goodbye to him -  not even in your dreams. The same thing happened with Avdol and Iggy too. You never got the chance to see them one last time, because you were busy fighting elsewhere.
You sighed loudly, stopping yourself from having another breakdown and sipping some tea from your cup. It was in that exact moment, that the phone rang. It was 3:00 AM where you lived, so you expected one of the boys to be on the other end of the telephone. You and the rest of the crusaders exchanged your numbers the last time you saw each other at the airport and had kept in contact ever since. To your surprise, the person you talked the most was Jotaro. You were about the same age and had created a strong bond during your trip, even if you would have never bet on it. Kakyoin used to always joke about your crush on Jotaro, always encouraging you to give it a shot. But things turned out to be too frenetic and dangerous to engage any sort of romantic relationship. Despite that, you would never miss a chance to sit next to each other or just spend most of the time together. The two of you even kissed at one point, but never talked about it again – not even during your strangely long phone calls.
Crawling your feet on the floor of your kitchen, you got up and finally answered the phone: “Hello?”
“Hey.” Jotaro’s deep voice replied. “How come you’re awake? It’s late where you are.” he added.
“You called. Is this a good excuse?” you said lightly laughing, trying to hide the sadness in your voice.
When the sun rose, you were still talking to Jotaro. He asked you about your dream – he knew about your insomnia and your recurring nightmares and just wanted to be there for you. He wasn’t the best at comforting, and most of the time he never dared to say a word; but you knew it was a sensible topic for him too, and the fact that he would let you confide in him was more than enough.
“It’s a big deal for me too.” he said. You just hummed, allowing him to talk freely about what was going on inside his head – and heart. “Sometimes I can barely breathe. I just wish everything was over.” he cut short, clearing his throat immediately after finishing his sentence. Hearing those words from him just broke your heart; he always showed himself as a cold, calm and collected person and never allowed his emotions to have the best of him. He could often come off as an emotionless brute, but you knew it was all a façade that hid a more sensible and soft side of him. A comfortable silence fell between the two of you, only broken by the sound of your breaths. “Don’t hang up.” you said ultimately, letting out a big sigh.
“I won’t. I’m here.” His voice replied, sounding velvet through the telephone.
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The plane landed after what felt like an eternity, the flight from your country took countless hours to arrive in Japan. At the airport, a member of the Speedwagon foundation was waiting for you, Holly standing next to him. As soon as you got closer to them, Holly quickly fell into your arms, hugging you tightly. ‘I’m so glad you’re here!’ she squeaked, while cupping your cheeks in her hands and showering you with affection. You let out an embarrassed laugh, and after that warm welcome you finally reached the car. You seated in the backseat, tiredly resting your head against the window of your car’s door. You took a quick look at the clock and closed your eyes, trying to get some rest.
When you arrived, Holly gently woke you up. The car was parked in front of the Kujo’s residence, the place where it all started. A fast sequence of memories flashed in front of your eyes as you meticulously watched the house in front of you, remembering exactly how you felt when you arrived the first time, and how you felt when you left. Holly placed and hand on your shoulder and nodded, indicating to you Jotaro’s room. “He wasn’t in a great mood today, he hasn’t been in a while” she said hopelessly. “Just excuse him if he speaks to you rudely.” she added, feeling sorry for the harsh manners her son always displayed. You reassured her smiling, before walking to his room.
Once you stood in front of his door, your heart started beating so loud. A part of you was dying to see the boy you heart belonged to, the other was afraid to see him broken into pieces. But that was the reason why you went there in the first place. You didn’t want to leave him alone anymore. He needed a shoulder to cry on as much as you did – maybe more, if it was possible. You had to be there.
Taking a deep breath, you knocked on the door. Heavy footsteps came your way before the door opened, revealing Jotaro’s figure towering over you.
“(Y/N)? What are you doing he-“ he tried to ask, before getting interrupted by your hug; you almost pushed yourself against his body, making him take a step back to not lose balance. You wrapped your arms around his strong torso, breathing in his perfume and holding him as close as humanly possible to you. Being in his arms felt like being at home – a feeling you hadn’t experienced in a while. It wasn’t long before Jotaro reciprocated your hug, hiding his face into your hair and leaving a soft kiss on your head. He closed the door behind you and just held you in his embrace, enjoying the wonderful feeling of being reunited with you. “You don’t know how much I missed you.” he said, not even trying to let you go. You hinted a small laugh, rubbing his muscled back with your right hand. “I can imagine.”, you replied. He slowly distanced himself from you, placing his hands over your cheeks, staring at you with his eyes full of tears. He was scanning every inch of your face and figure, almost as if he wanted to convince himself that you were real, that you were there. He rested his forehead on yours, locking his gaze on yours, making it impossible to break eye contact. “I don’t want to lose you anymore” you whispered. “You saved my life so many times, in so many ways. I always thought it was the wrong time, I always ran away from my feelings but..” you continued, but before you could finish your sentence, he quickly put his lips on yours – shutting you up with a kiss. You could feel tears running on his face. You grabbed the fabric of his shirt and pulled him closer to you, reciprocating the kiss.
“I have loved you since we were 18.” he whispered.
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What's wrong with Wrecker?
Wrecker is exactly what his name implies: big, destructive, aggressive, and prone to physical violence at the slightest provocation. He's the only member of Bad Batch who doesn't appear to have been directly modeled after a white man. He also inexplicably had an American accent (which has changed to fake-Māori since the premier of the series). Wrecker's role in the team is that of The Big Guy trope, and, by extension, the Boisterous Bruiser; and as much was clear in his behavior in Season 7. He was inspired by The Hulk. As the series continued, he moved away from being The Brute and into being the Boisterous Bruiser mentioned above. This trope in and of itself is not wrong, but its execution is concerning. The team created a character that is a racist stereotype by making a brown man a large, slow, and violent person. Māori are often assumed to be violent, and this same stereotype can be seen in racist portrayals of the men in practically every nonwhite ethnic group. The first episode of the series has Wrecker talk loudly about wanting to be violent. He has difficulty with some words and he refuses to learn the basic things he is meant to know as a soldier. In the premiere, Wrecker complains loudly about hand signs, and it is made clear he's refused repeatedly to learn them (1). In addition to his aggression, Wrecker is infantilized by the creative team. Although less common in popular media, another stereotype for men of color is for them to be written as friendly or goofy in a childlike manner. Multiple times, Brad Rau, Supervising Director for The Bad Batch, and Dee Bradley Baker have described Wrecker as a "big child", a "little boy", and a "big kid". If they'd written Wrecker to be the positive and playful member of the group, this description would not be such an issue--but as this is in conjunction with everything else about Wrecker's characterization, this only compounds the racist writing. Of course, as of episode 7 of The Bad Batch, Wrecker is also the first to turn and fall victim to the chip's effects. The build up had been throughout the series up to this point. Fans have pointed out the general lack of creativity surrounding Wrecker's being the one to turn violent first, along with the way in which he does it; every other chip-controlled trooper pulled their gun, but Wrecker goes to physically choking and throwing everyone. His turn is much more violent than anyone else's. Some disabled fans have also noticed a worrying connection to ableism in The Bad Batch that surrounds Wrecker's character. Often, visual cues are given in a character's design that hint at or explain some of their backstory or who they are as a person. Wrecker has one eye and a large scar on the side of this head, clearly from a massive head trauma. People who have suffered head injuries are stereotyped as being intellectually slow and/or aggressive in both media and real life. While the connection has not directly been made, these fans are worried that this visual cue to a traumatic head injury, facial deformity, and Wrecker's personality traits is a continuation of deeply ableist tropes that have yet to leave Star Wars. While it's good the show has slowly started to adjust his character to one that is more well-rounded and three-dimensional, this character development does not change Wrecker's primary introduction to the audience as that of a racial stereotype. From his Star Wars site profile: The boisterous bruiser of Clone Force 99, a group of elite Republic soldiers known as the Bad Batch, Wrecker has the brute strength that makes him capable of lifting a clone gunship without any help. Wrecker’s muscle and size are matched only by his temper, which can boil over easily, and an equally pronounced sense of humor even in the most dire circumstances. From his Wookieepedia page: Matt and Brent worked with Dave to flesh out the characters and their story where Wrecker would be based on something akin to the Hulk from Marvel Comics. Directors Steward Lee and Bosco Ng who are big Marvel fans likes to direct Wrecker the most, like
in scenes where he gets to rampage like the Hulk. Dee Bradley improvised Wrecker's voice the most and inserted gung-ho things like loud grunts and shouts. (1) This also is a continuity issue. Fans have noted that in the Season 7 arc, he uses them just fine. Not only this, he would not be able to do his job as an elite soldier without hand signs. Hunter | Crosshair | Tech | Echo | Omega | Home Fan Theories | Photo Gallery | Art Tutorial | Other Issues | FAQ | Goal
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hiya! brain has idea so i share :) pip goes to one of the lions games to support the cubs and is wearimg a dragon sweater that he "borrowed" from charlie and so after the game hes in the locker room talking to people and waiting for the cubs to be done and arthur walks past and hes like "wow my son has a sweater exactly like that he loves dragons maybe i should introduce you" and pip is like .....................................................yeaaaa thatd be cool
AAAAH OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SO MUCH I CAN’T EVEN EXPLAIN. ok so I switched dragons to just like, a place where Charlie worked for an internship because unfourtunatly, this universe does not have dragons. But also oh my god I love this. This is just pure pure fluff. Hope y’all like!
Characters belong to @lumosinlove except for Pip, who belongs to me! 
Pip may have been smaller than Leo, but he was by no means actually small. He was still 6’2, still an athlete, albeit a less jacked one than his now-proffesional-hockey-player-ex/best friend. Pip was lean and graceful, but not small. None of this stopped him from flopping directly on top of his boyfriend and burying his face in his sweatshirt. 
“Tough day?” 
Charlie wasn’t small either. June was wrong, he was shorter than he looked in the picture, he was only around 6 feet, not his or Leo’s height. But he was broader than Pip and had muscle that came with summer jobs working on ranch rescue centers, rehabilitation facilities, and the like. The shorter boy wrapped his arms around his boyfriend and carded his hands through his hair. 
“Tired. The cubs asked me to go to their game tonight. June’ll be there.” 
Charlie hummed as his boyfriend propped his chin up against his sternum and looked him in the eyes. 
“You going?”
Charlie shook his head. 
“I have a meeting with one of my advisors about an internship tonight. I’m just chilling here until then.”
“Then being?...”
“Seven.”
Pip groaned, and Charlie leaned to press a kiss to the tip of his nose. 
“I wanna hang out with you.”
Charlie laughed, feeling his chest warm and pulled Pip closer to him. 
“You can hang out with June,” He leaned in right above Pip’s ear and gently kissed his temple. “My meeting ends at 9. Come back after the game and we can hang out. Cubs will probably be doing a full team dinner, don’t let them talk you into coming with them unless you want to hear my dad and Pascal Dumais get mildly drunk and argue about vintage hockey equipment.” 
“Sounds like a riot, but I’ll have to pass,” Pip laughed, pulling his knees up a bit and cuddling into Charlie’s chest. “Like I said, I wanna hang out with you.”
Charlie went back to running his fingers through Pip’s brown curls. 
“Are you gonna invite the cubs and June to one of your snowboarding comps?”
“Absolutely not.” Pip propped his head back up and looked Charlie dead on. “I love those idiots but I think I would die. They would kill me. From sheer embarrassment.” 
Charlie laughed. 
“I doubt it’s that bad, baby.”
“Ah ah Weasley. You don’t know Leo Knut like I do. He is the worst.”
“Oh, am I not embarrassing enough? Should I kick it into overdrive? Maybe a sign? How about I start a cheer? Theme song?” Charlie teased, sticking his hands under Pip’s shirt and tickling his ribs. His boyfriend yelped and tried to wiggle away from him, but Charlie just pulled him back in, stopping his teasing and instead moving a hand further up and flattening it against Pip’s chest, his other arm still secure around his lower back. Pip huffed, scrunching his nose and looking up at Charlie. His pretend annoyance melted into a smile that matched Charlie’s when their eyes met. He reached up to wrap his arms around Charlie’s neck, straddling his hips and pressing their noses together. 
“How much time do we have?”
“Like four hours.”
Pip grinned and leaned forward. 
Charlie loved everything about Pip, but he loved the way Pip kissed. He was soft and pliant, yet normally took charge of the kiss. His lips were gentle and his hands roamed from Charlie’s neck to his face to his hips, pushing Charlie’s sweatshirt up and over his head. He smiled against Pip’s mouth and pulled him even closer to his chest. Pip let out a breathy sigh and mouthed at Charlie’s neck, who tilted his head up to give Pip better access. Pip moved towards Charlie’s collar bones, hearing Charlie’s breath catch and then a slow exhale. 
“I think four hours is more than enough time, love.” 
Pip was still sad that Charlie couldn't have come to the game, but he realized it was probably for the best. He still wasn’t technically out to his family, and they probably wouldn’t have been able to spend too much time together regardless, since his dad would be there. He compromised and stole both the shirt and sweatshirt Charlie had been wearing, his Gryffindor University Marine Research and Rescue one, from when he worked there the past summer. He figured it would be good luck, as it was the same place he was currently hoping for an internship position at. It was a big deal, and Pip was so proud of him. The clothes still smelled like him, like his shampoo and coffee and the lavender plants he kept on his windowsills (to be perfectly fair, Charlie kept enough plants that his apartment was more of a greenhouse). Veterinary Sciences programs were difficult, and could be just as emotionally taxing as they were intellectually and occasionally physically taxing, but Charlie was so smart and so dedicated. It made Pip happy to do what he could to support his boyfriend, even if it was something silly like wearing a specific sweatshirt. Neither of them were actually superstitious, not in the way their hockey player friends and family were, but both would play into it occasionally. 
June beamed at him when she saw him, then her smile turned entirely sly when she saw his attire. 
“Nice sweatshirt, Pip.” 
Pip whacked her with the sleeve and settled into the seat next to her. She turned her head back to the game, both teams warming up on the ice. The rivalry between them and the snakes had definitely cooled since most of the management was purged after the scandal. The tension was now just plain old NHL rivalry, so still intense. Pip observed June for a moment, and then laughed a bit. 
“June darling, can I ask you a question?”
“Of course.”
“Why are you staring at the wrong team?”
June had been intently watching the snakes warm up on the ice. They were a bit too far to see any of the names on the backs of jerseys, and sometimes it was tricky to see the numbers too, but Pip still figured that June would be watching their boys and not the other team. June made a noise. 
“Oh fuck am I? I never know if I’m looking at the right side and I was hoping no one would ever clock it. I’m entirely red-green color blind and whenever they play the snakes I have no fucking idea who’s who and I may have forgotten to mention it originally and now it’s just kind of embarrassing.”
Pip doubled over, feeling tears form in his eyes as the game began. He kept laughing for the first five minutes, only distracted by an amazing save by Leo and then Logan scoring a few minutes later. 
Pip had never been a crazy big hockey fan, but he would always support Leo, and now Logan and Finn too. Logan had gotten a hat trick and Leo had gotten a shutout, and Finn had gotten two assists on two of Logan’s goals. They played insanely well, which Pip was hoping those superstitious bastards attributed to something other than him and June being there. As much as he loved the boys, he wasn’t going to come to every game, and he knew June wouldn’t either, especially the ones where Pip had to remind her which team was which. Nonetheless, both had agreed to come back to the locker room when Leo texted them, telling them to haul ass back there. 
When Pip and June walked into the locker room, most of the players were completely dressed, however Logan was stuck halfway through his shirt and instead of helping him, Finn and Leo were just laughing at him. Leo spotted them and waved them over as Logan tried to put his head through his sleeve, and then finally succeeded in finding which hole was which, and pulling the shirt down. 
“Did you see us? Did you? We fucking kicked ass!” Leo was practically bouncing up and down. He was ecstatic to have his best friend not only here in Gryff, but back at his games. He had been smiling under his goalie mask all night, and it made his boys smile out there on the ice as well. When the goalie was happy, everyone was happy. 
The team, just like Logan and Finn, had been skeptical at first. When Leo told them he had invited Pip, in the locker room before the game when he had been asked why he was so happy, they had all been a little confused. 
“Wait, you invited your ex boyfriend? Aren’t you supposed to like… not want to hang out with your ex?” James had asked. Leo turned to him and pointed his finger. 
“First of all, Pip is also one of my best friends, not just my ex. Plus, I love these two so unconditionally I couldn’t leave them for anyone else if I tried, so there's no worry there.” Finn threw his arms around Leo’s neck and kissed his cheek, and Logan interrupted. 
“Second of all, I’m pretty sure it’s impossible to hate Pip.” 
Now that he was standing next to Leo, smiling just as wide, the team understood why he was so excited. Pip exuded a calm and happy energy, that just made everyone around him relaxed and equally happy. The team was asking him embarrassing questions about Leo when he was younger when Coach Weasley walked in. 
“Haven’t got a speech for you boys, we’ll go over some stuff next practice, but that was some great fucking hockey out there. Enjoy yourselves tonight.” 
The boys roused a cheer and went back to talking, and Coach went over to talk to Pascal. A few seconds passed until Coach shouted over at the Cubs and June and Pip. 
“Hey June, how are ya!”
“I’m good, Coach!” She laughed, yelling back across the room. Coach smiled then directed his shouting at Leo and Pip. 
“Knutty, who’s your friend?” 
Leo smiled and Pip shouted back over, trying not to freak out too much about the fact that he was meeting his Charlie’s dad for the first time, despite the fact that Arthur was not actually aware he was meeting his son’s boyfriend. 
“I’m Phillip!” He waved and Arthur smiled, and he relaxed a little bit. Ok, he hadn’t fucked that up. He could chill now. 
“Nice to meet you Phillip!” Arthur said, then pointed at his sweatshirt. “Oh, my son Charlie goes to Gryffindor. He actually worked at the research and rescue over the summer. Maybe we should introduce you two sometime!” Arthur laughed, said something else to Pascal, then walked out of the locker room. 
Leo and Logan had immediately turned to face the wall, both of their shoulders shaking. Finn and June had kept their cool, as did Pip, but Leo and Logan were halfway to crying, faces completely red and lips sealed to prevent loud laughter. 
None of the team had associated Leo and Logan’s laughter with what Coach had said, thankfully. But Pascal gave them both a strange look. 
“Mon fils, what the hell is so funny.”
Now, the boys couldn’t exactly tell him that the idea of Arthur introducing his son to Pip, who he was already dating, because he was wearing a sweatshirt like his Charlie had, when it was in fact Charlie’s sweatshirt, was hilarious. Thankfully, both of them were fucking terrible at excuses. 
“A knock knock joke about the Gettysburg Address.”
“A video of a dog driving a bus.”
“A knock knock joke about a dog driving a bus while giving the Gettysburg Address.”
Pascal gave them a look, but dropped it, and followed the rest of the team out of the locker room. Once the door had closed and it was just the Cubs, June, and Pip, they all burst into laughter. 
Two days later, at practice, Arthur was talking with some of the boys during their workout. Pascal had asked about how Charlie was doing in college, if he was still playing hockey. 
“No, you’re thinking of Bill. Charlie was never a hockey guy, too focused on his schoolwork. But he was actually wearing a Gryffindor Snowboarding sweatshirt the other day, which was a little weird, since last time I checked he didn’t snowboard either.”
Logan almost dropped the weight he was holding and Leo let his chest fall into the mat where he was stretching to hide his laughter. Finn just shook his head. They were lucky the team was far more oblivious than they actually thought they were. They’d be able to tell them on their own, despite Leo and Logan having no chill. He sighed and shook his head. A comedy of errors and oblivious men.
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comfy, for your consideration: geraskier tarzan au
oooooooo yessssss 
this is perfect braincell fuel tonight nonie. thank you 🙏
do i think the content of Tarzan is kosher? no. am i gonna miss an opportunity to put my hoey boys in that situation and let my brain run with it? also no. things don't have to be unproblematic to be enjoyed, moving on.
I want Jaskier as Tarzan 👀👀👀 - not what you were expecting, I know, but hear me out.
Jaskier swinging through the trees, lithe and strong and curious, finds Geralt, part time intellectual and big time dubmass, backed into a corner with just his bitch ass notepad and a penknife against a leopard. 
He swoops him off his feet and Geralt blue screens bc ‘holy shit I haven’t been picked up by anyone since God-knows-when and he saved me from the big scary cats I was trying to draw I think imma die’
Geralt is fascinated by the human who doesn't act human -think about it. Geralt is such a fuckin nerd! He would be a perfect Jane! Pretty, optimistic (just work with me here), stubborn, very excited about the possibility of sentient creatures, father figure is also a giant nerd, and repressed as hell
come on, victorian women have nothing on Geralt of Rivia when it comes to pretending not to have feelings/be human
Jaskier as Tarzan!?!?!?!?!? Slim-strong, big curious eyes, no personal space, ridiculous amounts of empathy, did I say curious(?), ridiculously emotionally available, and teaches the other main character how to chill tf out and smell the fucking roses.
That and, to be completely honest, I just really wanna put Joey in a loincloth and set him loose in the jungle. I think it would be great fun and his shoulders are very pretty. 
This also gives us room for the ever beloved Delicate Sensibilities Geralt.
“Oh no! I ripped my shirt! Jaskier will see my rippling muscles and light dusting of chest hair! Whatever shall I do!?”
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“No, Lambert you don't understand. He gently held my face between his palms and brushed his thumbs against my cheekbones. Then he stared into my eyes like they held the world. My fiance barely acknowledges my existence! Do you- fuck no I’m not doing that to you it was romantic as hell!”
Jaskier is also feral as fuck when it comes to protecting people he cares about. Like. he may be a dufis in the show, but he has the heart okay? He would absolutely go against fuckin whats-his-nuts-big-gorilla and save his stupid scientist boyfriend.
Holy shit Stregodouche as Clayton.
Geralt wouldn’t even do the final scene with the whole getting on the ship either. He’d sit his ass down with his sketchpad and books in the sand and refuse to move. 
His expedition party would leave and he’d just waltz into the woods to his lover’s arm and they’d bring all his books up to the treehouse and be cute and dumb and pretty together for the rest of their lives. bc fuck the ending of that movie
What I’m really saying is: I want a George of the Jungles style movie with the whole female gaze thing but i want it gay, and i want to get rid of all the toxic shit. 
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bxdbxdboy · 3 years
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Character Development
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BASICS
Full Name:  Luz Noceda 
Alias:   Apprentice
Nicknames: Bad Boy, (Luz Squad) B.Boy, (herself) Soft Boy, (Cottage) Baby Boy, (Eda) Nice Boy, (Sunny) Sweetheart (Bee)
Sex / Gender:  Female, Nonbinary  (she/her/hers, he/him/his, they/them/theirs ) .
Right or Left:    Left 
Age:   16.
Height:   5'6″.
Eye Color:    dark brown
Hair Color:   Dark brown
Distinguishing Marks:  She has a raven tattoo over her scar she received trying to stop her villain in her timeline. She’s shaved her left eyebrow in the middle to match her friend’s scar.  
Paragraph Of Physical Traits: She’s got a rather strong build which means she has no weak nerd arms and a significant amount of muscle to her arm. Her hair is slicked back like a wave and it’s always been like that it just has always naturally curled and folded over in that direction. When she sleeps it gets wavy or spikey sticking up like a parrot.
FAMILY / RELIGION
Parents / Guardians:     Camilla Noceda 
Siblings: n/a  adopted Brother King.
Marital Status:  Not married. 
Significant Other(s): Bee (Amity-Bee), Blushy (Amity in her timeline)  
Children:   N/A.
Other Relatives:   Many Many cousins, aunts and uncles and cousins on both sides of the family. 
Pets:   Bunga, (familiar, honey badger) Saturn, (familiar magical Owl) Calypso. (palisman Sable)  
Friends:     Cottage, Sunny, Iris, Bee, Lucky, Otter, Puppy, Gus, Willow.
Enemies:     Emperor Belos. 
Ethnicity:     Latina 
Religion:     None. 
Beliefs:    N/A
Superstitions:    black cats, broken mirrors. KARMA!
Languages:   English. Spanish. 
Diction / Accent:    Spanish 
SCHOOL / WORK / HOME
Education:   Public School / High scool leverl/ Hexside
Degree(s):   Not yet. 
Occupation:   Local Power washer for her boiling isles, Food delivery, Potion distributor. 
Own or Rent:    Neither.
Living Space:   Eda’s home in the owl house, Her home in the human realm, and Magic Treehouse bedroom. 
Work Space:    N/A.
Main Mode of Transport:   Skateboarding, Walking, running, or flying. Can drive, will learn, will drive without license. 
PSYCHOLOGY
Fears:      Being replaced / abandoned,  her anger issues, her home getting concurred, loosing her friends, venomous snakes, possessed creatures, dark mimics. spiders, The deepest depths of the Ocean, Slender Man, Siren Head.  
Secrets:    A big softie just doesn’t want many who meet her to realize it. 
IQ:     Was never formally tested,   but she may not be as intellectually gifted as the other Luz’s There’s a big jock mentally mindset to her as a whole.
Eating Habits:  Ravenous Appetite, no matter how much she eats she’s always asking for more. She can put some food away if someone has something they’re saving it’s too late she’s already gotten to it. 
Food Preferences: She enjoys Hot Wings they are her most favorite food besides Pizza coming around at a close second She likes a lot of junk food candy, cookies, chips of all kinds. On occasion she will eat something green though like some lettuce with taco meat or a green pepper. She’ll eat it all everything under the sun and even be adventurous eating a wide margin of other foods. She almost always has hot sauce on her there isn’t a single kind of meal she doesn’t love covered in the hot stuff.  
Sleeping Habits:   She sleeps well, for the most part, when she isn’t attempting to be a night owl she falls asleep relatively quick, even rivaling some of the younger Luz’s with how early she can fall asleep. It’s likely she has sleep apnea as she has tendency to snore so very loud and wakes up during the night in cold sweat, when she stops breathing from night terrors. She will oversleep until almost 2:00 in the afternoon if not monitored.         
Book Preferences:   She’s not a big egg-head book reader like the rest of the squad is the most Bad Boy read in school was “Animal Farm”, and The “Lord of the Flies”, in high school two books that peaked her interest a little bit. She also enjoys listening to Cottage read some horror books it’s the most she’ll really listen rather than use her eyes to read, in fact, one would say she struggles to read efficiently. 
Music Preferences:     Hip Hop, Rap, Dubstep, 80′s music, The Weekend, Various artists. 
Leader or Follower:    She likes to be the boss, but will occasionally follow if she doesn’t have to do much. 
Planner or Spontaneous:  Spontaneous! All of her ideas are never planned out she definitely does not look before she leaps. Her leaps are full of optimism and happy stupidity. The only time she tends to plan is when Bee holds her hand and forces her to take a step back. 
Journal:    Nope
Hobbies:    Dancing,   listening to music,     training,    watching videos / shows,  exercising,  roasting members of the Luz squad, doing dangerous stunts, skateboarding, basketball, baseball, (more so the batting range)  Surfing (Prior), Deep woods exploring, practicing her magic, teaching her familiars, (Saturn and Bunga) Listening to music, Swooning Bee, Video games, Baking Pizza, Breakdancing, Beat Boxing, Collecting Hats, Serenading, Dancing, Snuggling King.
How Do They Relax:  By listening to some calming beats privately, counting to 10, or at any point stroked by Bee she curls and becomes softer. 
What Excites Them:  Competitions,  Wild magic, Magical Creatures, Parkour, Plane Crash videos, Unus Annus, Dogs! Kitties, Being in charge, Buffalo sauce, Food!, Flirting, 
What Stresses Them:  Bossy individuals, Strict Parents, Rude people, Being inside the Emperor Castle, Being the butt of the joke, Tests, Explosives. Needles. 
Pet Peeves:   Vegan food, Whining, losing games, Being accused of being a perv, mocking, people stealing her hat,  Lucky sending her cursed images. 
Prejudices:  high horse, pretends not to be a trouble maker to stay in good graces, struggling to not be hostile towards her doppelgängers, 
Attitudes:   Closed off, Laid back, Aggressive,  or chill and cool depending on who you are. Bad Boy appears to be the “scary” anger issues Luz that is liable to explode at any moment and when she does her face and ears can get as red as Bee’s. You’re either in good graces with her or your not, she’s not always easy to approach unless you have a good sense of humor than she cracks up with you about stupid jokes. 
Obsessions:    Her shoes and hats, her favorite music, lids, BEE
Addictions:    Does addiction to sugary cereal count? because oh my god-!!
Ambitions:     Defeat Belos in her timeline, find a way to get adopted as a sibling by Cottage Core, Have her own identity outside of Cottage and the Luz squad.   Become a powerful witch, Make her mom proud.  
ASTROLOGY / PHISIOLOGY
Birth Date:    November 26,    2005.
Sign:    Sagittarius
Traits Associated with Western Sign:  loyal, smart, assertive, and compassionate personality   
Chinese Zodiac Sign:    The rooster
Traits Associated with Chinese Sign: active, amusing, and popular within a crowd. Roosters are talkative, outspoken, frank, open, honest, and loyal individuals. They like to be the center of attention and always appear attractive and beautiful.
Handwriting:     It’s okay…;      fairly sloppy.
Sexual History:   N/A.
General Health:     She takes pretty good care of herself as far as hygiene and having a good confident attitude.  experiencing some struggles with her adhd, bad posture leaves her with some back pain.
Mental Disabilities:      PTSD,   ADHD,  depression,  
Allergies:   Seasonal.
OBJECTS KEPT IN
Purse / Bag:  Wallet, towel, water bottle, Treehouse keys key chain,
Wallet:     Photo ID, Gold, Cash, rings, Brass knuckle, 
Fridge:     Chalked full of between meal and frozen pizza. 
Medicine Cabinet:  Bandages, Healing Potions, Icey-hot muscle rub,  
Glove Compartment:   Parking tickets, Trespassing tickets, concert tickets. 
Junk Drawer:     fidget spinners, gum, pens, sharpies, stress balls. 
Backpack:   Hats, Snacks, Mints, hair gel, Extra clothes, socks,  pepper spray, hand sanitizer, suntan lotion, hair brush
Desk:   Doodles, Paper Airplanes, Crumpled up Paper.
Clothes Pockets:    Phone, Hot Sauce packets, hand warmers, stress ball.  
OTHER
Halloween Costumes:   A zombie, the cementary is hiring.
Talents:    break dancing, beat boxing, fighting in close quarters, self defense, making Luz squad question their sanity, making jokes, flipping her hat. being annoying. 
Politics: Nah. 
Flaws:   stand offish,  moody,     blunt and direct,   vain,  doesn’t like to be on the losing side indecisive, selfish,
Strengths:  Her optimism, strong sense of personal integrity, avoiding the status quo, free spirited, confidence level, good sense of humor.  
Drugs / Alcohol:    N/A. No who invited? 
Passwords:     The most random shit. 
Prized Possessions:   Her hat passed down by her oldest cousin, her unus annus sweatshirt, a small wolf plushy named Akela 
Time and Place:    Currently, at the Treehouse interviewing new members of the Luz squad. She just got back from a trip and she has jet lag.     
Special Places:      The treehouse, her original house, The owl house, the forest where she goes to meet Blushy, The cliff by the Grom tree, the beach. 
Special Memories:   Meeting Eda and King then running into Cottage and Bee, Becoming friends with Cottage Core learning magic from them, Teasing Belos and Hunter with Cottage Core, Dancing with Bee at her Grom, becoming a polyamorous couple with Bee and Cottage. Being accepted into the Luz Squad. 
Tagged by:    Stole it from @witchesborn​
Tagging:    You,    if you want to do it.
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tipsydipsydo · 4 years
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l'innocence indécente [M]
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Pairing: Jimin x Reader x Jungkook
Gender of the Reader: female
Word Count: 2.4k
Rating: 18+
Genre: Smut
Warnings: Sexual Language; (mostly soft but also a little bit filthy) Dirty Talk; Threesome; Polyamory (Triad); Praising; Begging; Teasing; soft Overstimulation; Nipple Play; Ass-Play (fem); (anal) fingering; Oral (fem); Double Penetration (kinda?); Mentions of Aftercare
A/N: I texted a few parts in here to a friend of mine, who was unsure if she could like ass-play... well, after texting her some sexy stuff with Jikook, she confessed that she liked it much more than she thought she would ;)
I liked that scenario, so I made a whole one-shot out of it~
(It's semi-edited, so sorry for any grammatical mistakes I couldn't find!)
Synopsis: Jungkook and Jimin want to try something new with you... and you have to admit that you like it. A lot...
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Breathe and relax, princess. We will doing this here carefully and gently, I'll be slow, just how you need it, okay? You are setting the pace, Darling. But whenever you're getting uncomfortable in any way or it even starts to hurt, just a little bit, I will stop everything immediately! So please be honest with us, Babygirl. Yeah, maybe we brought this here up but you have to feel good while doing this, okay?"
While Jungkook says these words, he knees behind you and his palms massages gently and encouraging over your buttcheeks, trying to calm your nerves and make you a little bit more relaxed. After ending his monologue, he places a tender kiss on the middle ofyour spine. Even when it's just a little peck on your skin, he's able to put so much love and adoration in it, that a soft moan leaves your lips.
A soft giggle comes over Jimin's lips. He lays beside you and turns your face gently to him, giving you a sweet kiss.
His job is going to be to watch your facial expressions, making sure that you're really okay with that what the boys have planned for you. Giving you the assurance and the feeling of safety that nothing will happen tonight, for what you are not ready for.
"Words, Angel. We need words of your understanding that you will tell us when you're not comfortable with this here anymore. It should be something that you enjoy and not something you're doing just for us, yeah?", says Jimin softly, cupping your cheek and looks serious into your eyes.
"Hm, yes. I'll tell you when I get uncomfortable and don't want to go further. I trust you and honestly... I-I thought about to try something like this too. S-Since a little while. I fantasized about that b-but was too shy to asking you myself...", you confess. You realized while speaking that the apples of your cheeks got hotter and hotter. Now, you sink fown on your forearm and hiding your red face in the pillows and giving the boys something to gush about.
"Ohh Baby~ God, you're so cute and adorable... don't be embarrassed about that, it's nothing you should be ashamed about. But fuck, it's so sexy to know, that our shy little angel has such naughty fantasies in her pretty head herself...", groans Jungkook with his deep, a little hoarse voice.
To see you like that, kneeling on all fours in front of him and being so shy about your own dirty thoughts drives him wild. Especially when an another moan slips from your lips and pressing your round butt cheeks even more into Kook's massaging hands.
This movement takes Jungkook as a nonverbal demand from you to finally start with the new thing you want to try out.
Slowly let Kook move his right thumb over the swell of your butt cheek into the direction over your tight, puckered musclering. Gently he pulls your left cheek apart to have a better access to your sweet hole when his thumb came in contact with the sensitive skin there. Want you to get used to the feeling and the thought, that someone is touching you there.
A little breath escape from your mouth and your cheeks gets a little more rosy at the new feeling. It's new but not bad... just a little different and still surprising on a special way. You didn't thought that you would be so sensitive down there, feeling 'so much' just from a light touch of his thumb rubbing in slow circles over your musclering.
After teasing your hole a little bit, he took his hands for a moment away and pours a good amount of lube onto his right index and middle finger. Only to tease you a little bit more...
"Don't fright, Baby. It's a little bit cold but that lube will relax you. I hope you're okay with it?", asks Jungkook and gives you a tender kiss on your left buttcheek.
Jimin's lips are curved into a soft smile, his gaze wanders up and he looks with enquiring eyes into yours. You hum and a little "yes" comes from your slightly swollen lips. Jimin's smile grows bigger at your wprds and leans forward to kiss your cheek. One of his hands rubbing relaxing patterns on your back.
"Oh Baby, you can't relieve how sexy you are right now... it's so hot to see how you Start to tremble under my light touches and how your cute hole keeps clenching around nothing in full exitement... hm, Baby? Do you like that? Do you like it how I'm touching you here?"
You'd mewl in such an adorable and shy manner, your cute noises tempts Jungkook to bite his lower lip in desire. Jimin on the other hand connects your lips again, kissing you at first slow and gentle, then more and more passionately.
You're distracted and worked up, Jungkook can feel how you relax even more and you musclering loosen up. Carefully and slowly he let the tip of his index finger sinks into you, rubbing softly with the thumb of his other Hand over your slightly stretched musclering.
Soothing the weird feeling with good, a little more pleasurable feelings, thanks to the sensitive nerves of your cute hole. He waits for you, taking all the time you need to get used to it. Slowly you relax a bit again, didn't noticed that your body tensed up at the stretch. Your body starts to clench lightly around Jungkook's fingertips, seems to be curious what's going on right now.
You pant softly, Jimin can see your confusion from the strange but also somehow kinda exiting and erotic feeling.
"Hm, Baby? Everything okay? Are you fine with that?", asks Jimin and looks questioningly you.
When you nod slightly and moan softly, Jungkook pulls gently a little of his fingertip out and pushes gently a bit more of his finger into, until he reachs his second knuckle. Let you adjust to that new feeling, kissing your lower back.
"You're doing so great Baby, really. You just relax so easily... You're truly amazing. Gosh, I love you so much that you let us trying that!", praise Jungkook you and cupping one of your butt cheek with his big hand to knead it with a firmer grip.
Jimin enjoys silently but still so fascinated the sight of your rosy blush and your slightly open hanging mouth. Watching, how you try your best to relax again... because when you relax your muscles again, it feels... good.
Even when it's only one finger, you feel in a strange way full... but it's a pleasurable feeling of fullness, it makes you wet... almost dripping... Together with Jimins breathtaking kisses and Jungkook's firm hand fondling your butt... it feels really okay... up to the point of 'good'. You're in a heated kiss with Jimin im that moment when Jungkook decides to move with his finger. Pulling it lightly out of you just to let it sink back into your tight hole.
They take all the time you need to get used to all these new things, taking it slow. After some time is Jungkook able to sink his whole index finger into your hole without you tensing completely up. He highened his speed little by little, a smirk appears on his lips when he pumps his finger relatively fast in and out of you and soft moan slips from your lips.
Jimin fondles your breasts and nipples now, forming the still little strange feeling more and more into pleasure.
"Princess, will you try to take a second finger?", questions Jungkook while breathing a little heavier than usual. It turns him in beyond belief to sees how you enjoying yourself with every minute more and more.
In the heat of the moment you nod rapidly and want nothing more- until he added his second finger. You tense up again and bite your lower lip, caused by the unpleasant sting feeling.
Of course the boys keep asking you, but you don't want to stop. Not after you already experienced how good it could feel... and you want to feel this new kind of pleasure again.
The boys know to help you to get you there after exchanging a look with each other.
"Baby, please spread your thighs a little more. Slowly, don't rush and don't hurt yourself... yes, that's right, that's a good position. That's our good girl! I hold you, okay Baby?", coordinates Jungkook you.
"Angel, is it okay for you when I leave this position here?", asks Jimin you carefully. At first you whimper, don't want that Jimin put of your vision as well. But Jimin convince you with sweet words, promising you, to make you feel so good, that you will love it. In the end you nod weakly and allow him to leave your side and crawls over the matress to Jungkook.
He lays himself on his back and push himself with his feets through Jungkooks and your parted legs. Stopping when he is at the same level with your precious, overflowing pussy and pulls you a little bit down. Wrapping his plush lips around your swollen clit, sucking at first lightly on it, setting slowly the intensity up. Right then starts Jungkook's fingers to move in you again. A moan leaves your lips, your body tremble and your toes curl at the breathtaking feeling.
"Hm? Does our princess likes it to get eaten out while her cute asshole getting fingered and stuffed?", tease you Kook with a little smug smirk on his lips. Loving your squirming and panting figure under their hands.
Jimins lips are like heaven and Jungkooks fingers stuffing you so good, giving you such an amazing feeling of fullness in your ass and it's so, so hot... after some time you literally grinding on Jimins lips and rutting you ass into Jungkooks fingers, letting them both chuckle.
"Are we making you to our little assplay-princess, Baby? You seem to like it... more than that~", coos Jimin giggling. His hot breath against your clit and their filthy words let you whimper, your upper body slumbing on the matress. You can't hold yourself up anymore, the boys are making a whining and so desperate mess out of you.
Jungkook wraps his left arm around your hips to hold you in the same position and to give your body more stability. Without any warning grabs Jimin with both of his hands your ass cheeks firmly and pulls them apart, giving Jungkook more room to ruin your tight hole in the sweetest way possible.
You whine at this sudden action in surprise and embarrassment, feeling so exposed... but not in the negative way. This naughty move from Jimin feeding the pulsating ball of lust in your abdomen just even more, making it almost unbearable.
Especially after you hear Kook growling at your sight, your cute asshole so nicely on display for him, like on a silver tablet. Now he can see how full you are with his fingers, how your musclering is stretched open to stuff your ass up, filling your little hole and making you feel so damn good.
You didn't realized how fast you got close to your orgasm. All these new experiences of pleasure on a complete other level drives your nerves crazy and you have the feeling to never craved an orgasm before than now.
Your fingers are cramping in the sheets and you muffle helplessly your moans and whimpers into the pillows. Rutting your hips back, wanting more of the intoxicating lust that Kook's assplay gives you.
Well, also Jimin doesn't want to give you an easy time. No, he drives you completely wild.
The way he's sucking and licking on your tortured and oversensitive pearl and how he exposes you in such a naughty way to Jungkook makes your pussy drip. God, you're so wet you must be dripping all over Jimin's face and chest.
"Please... I-I'm so close... I-I need to cum...", you whimper, choking on your own moan. You can't stand their passionate torturing anymore, you need to reach your high so urgently that you close to start sobbing. The intense pleasure is simply too big for you.
"Our Babygirl is close, almost about to cum? Oh fuck, Darling... You can't imagine how sexy that is, our angel so close to her orgasm just from eating her out and fucking her sweet asshole with my fingers, making our babygirl feeling so good with stuffing that cute ass up. Ruining our adorable and shy Babygirl with filthy assplay, making her cum all over Jimin's face... Hm, Sweetie? Would you like it to cum all over Jimin's face while I stretch your ass open for even more filthy playtime? Hm?"
Okay, that was it what you needed. Jungkook's Dirty Talk pushed you already so often over your edge...
A whiny, high-pitched screams leaves your lips as your fireball bursts and frees finally the orgasm that you hold so long in you.
Your two boyfriends holding your trembling body in place, helping you to ride your orgasm to the fullest out.
Jungkook pulls his fingers out of you and holding you now with both arms up to give Jimin a minute to crawl back. They quickly change positions, so Kook has the opportunity to clean his fingers with a tissue.
Jimin grabs carefully your weak, completely drained out body to pick you up in bridal style and goes through the bedroom door into the direction of the bathroom.
"Hm, Angel? What about a nice bubblebath with us now and then going to bed to cuddle a little more?Telling and praising you how good you took this new play session and how damn hot it is to see you like that?",wispers Jimin softly into your ear.
You nod sleepily and hum in agreement. Yeah, that sounds like a really, really great idea...
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uzumaki-rebellion · 3 years
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“Black Boys Bloom Thorns First”: Volume 3, Chapter 1
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Summary:
Erik N'Jadaka Stevens. The top student in his graduating class at the Naval Academy. The youngest graduate to do so.
Erik excels at M.I.T. studying bioacoustics and sonic warfare. Hounded by Tony Stark to become his protege in Malibu, Erik sets out to forge a path that will take him into the military and Special Ops to complete his ultimate goal: Revenge for his mother and father and the overthrow of the Wakandan Royal House. With the help of his roommate, Disa, he may have found a way to balance first love and his need for justice.
NSFW. Smut. Mature Audience Only.
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"My nose wide as the Red Sea (Red Sea) Lips full, fillers don't fill me (Fill me) Soon as my cousin killer's on trial (Woah) Family gon' pull 'em sitting courtside Godsend they say, we singing la-la-la Don't want no vultures on our si-i-ide Looking black as the messi-i-iah I got time…
When we die, where do my people go? To the stars where they can't steal your glow When we die, where do my people go? To the stars where they can't steal your glow Superpower"
Kirby—"Superpower"
Chocolate City.
That's what they called this particular section of dorm housing on the fourth floor of the building known as New House that Erik N'Jadaka Stevens found himself standing in at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology.
M.I.T.
"No man, this dude is different. He's twenty, but he acts way older. Quiet. Not real friendly…I don't mean in a bad way…he's just not gregarious. Grad student, not a freshman… I didn't ask. He applied to be here and Jay said he'd be a good fit. Oakland…I don't know…"
They were feeling him out already.
The lone voice he heard was in another room talking on a phone. The person wasn't even aware that Erik had entered House One that Chocolate City shared with iHouse, another identity-based undergraduate group who used the first two floors while they used the other three top floors.
Erik had money to get his own apartment or his own house if he wanted. Working for Tony Stark as an intern and a Stark Fellow for a year prior to M.I.T earned him money to live like an adult. Hell, he gave up a luxury apartment and tasteful eclectic furniture to move cross country and hunker down among thirty-one young Black men from around the world—correction, thirty young Black men, and one young white Italian man—who came to study a wide range of STEM-related fields.
Erik stared at the Chocolate City Mission Statement on his phone:
"Chocolate City is a brotherhood of MIT students and alumni who identify with urban culture and share common backgrounds, interests, ethnicities, and/or experiences. By cultivating a tradition of social, intellectual, character, and leadership development, the Brothers of Chocolate City exemplify a high standard of excellence which is founded on continual growth. We seek to enrich the MIT and greater global communities by embodying the principles of our brotherhood."
Taking a deep breath, Erik took time to meditate on what his purpose was in being there in that commons room space at that moment. It was a promise to his Uncle Bakari, Aunt Shavonne, and his Grandpop that he would spend at least six months in the dorm to have a proper group living experience that he didn't have at the Naval Academy. One that was less rigid and military guided. And not a juvenile hall. He shook off the memories.
Six months.
He gave his word.
Erik rolled the suitcase he had with him against a wall and the movement alerted the unseen speaker to end their call. A lanky fade-wearing young man with glasses and very light skin walked in from another room.
"Hi, Erik?"
"Yeah."
"Hey, welcome! I'm Rasheed. Junior year. Engineering. One of two Co-Chairs here. You look different from the Zoom chat…hair is longer…"
They shook hands and Erik ran his fingers over the short 'fro he was cultivating. It was one of the perks of being away from The Naval Academy and Stark Industries. He could let his shit grow freely. He could wear regular clothes. He could stand down.
"Growing it out for a minute."
"Are you wearing gold slugs?"
"Yeah," Erik said becoming annoyed with comments about his appearance.
The moment he left Tony Stark's employ he had pure gold panther slugs made for his bottom teeth to match the ones his Baba used to wear.
"Is this all your stuff?"
"Nah, I have some more out in my car."
"What do you drive?"
"1970 Chevrolet Chevelle."
"What? A muscle car. What color?"
"Black."
"I'll go down and help you bring the rest of your stuff up. Everyone is still moving in and finding the campus. We're having a dorm meeting with the Chocolate City crew before the big New House meeting downstairs later tonight."
"Okay. Cool."
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Exiting the elevator, they walked down the large hall on the first floor to the exit. Outside the afternoon air was crisp and Erik admired the brick of the building as they walked away from it to where he parked temporarily.
Rasheed whistled when he saw Erik's car.
"You sank some money into this bad boy."
"My grandfather had it for years. Fixed it up and passed it on to me. He still adds stuff to it if I ask him too."
"That's cool, bruh. Real cool."
Erik pulled out two more roller bags and a duffle, along with his computer bag from his trunk.
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"That's it?"
"Yep," Erik said.
"You can stay parked here until tomorrow night. That's when you have to use your residency parking passes and move it to your assigned area."
"Bet."
Moving his things back up into his assigned floor, more young men had arrived in their commons and introductions were made. One husky guy with a crimson and white MIT sweatshirt sat on a couch with his laptop playing music. The music switched up and a voice Erik recognized filled the room.
ButtaFly.
A DJ that hosted a popular MIT radio show. A DJ he listened to for months while he worked for Tony Stark.
"You are listening to the Cosmic Café…up next I'm going to have some new music by Kirby, Seinabo Bey, and I'll also throw in some classic Mutabaruka dub poetry. I want to give a big welcome to the new students arriving for the start of a new school year, especially to the young men of Chocolate City. My homegirl Jennifer is the Graduate Resident Tutor there so hey girl…I hear some really brilliant new students are over there, so welcome… welcome to all the folks over at New House…"
Erik stood in front of red and white hoodie.
"Where is the campus radio station at? Do you know?"
"WMBR?" hoodie asked.
"It's in the basement of the Walker Memorial Building," Rasheed said.
"Is that far from here?"
"Not really if you don't mind walking."
Erik pulled up the campus map on his phone.
"What room do I have?" Erik asked.
He followed Rasheed down a hall to the far end. Two twin beds, two desks, a decent window…
No one else had belongings there yet.
Erik picked the side away from the window and dumped his stuff.
"Thanks for helping me," Erik said.
"No problem—"
"What time is the meeting?"
"In two hours—"
Erik left the room with Rasheed at his heels.
"The rest of the guys will be back, and your roommate—"
"Later. I gotta go peep something first. I'll be back on time."
Erik passed by more Black male undergrads entering Chocolate City.
"Hey, Erik!"
Darcy, the other Co-Chair called out to him as Erik headed toward the elevator. A bright white smile on a rich round mahogany face tried to get his attention as Erik swept past.
"I'll be back!" he called out again.
Erik checked his cell phone. ButtaFly's show lasted for another thirty minutes. He stuck in earbuds to listen to her as he walked outside once more. Zipping up the bright orange windbreaker he had on, he used his phone GPS to guide him to his muse. The voice that haunted him for so many months when he worked for Stark. The voice that soothed him when he was in bed alone. The voice that seduced him when he pleasured himself in that big queen-sized bed he used to own.
Things were different now.
He had a twin bed and a male roommate. He had to share cooking duties with young men when he once ate with billionaire playboys and a Black Princess of Monaco. Erik used to fly on a private jet with Tony Stark anywhere in the world and had access to tech that these students were just trying to learn about and would never get to see on a higher level in a lifetime.
So different.
No more smoking weed and jerking off naked to Buttafly's voice in private trying to imagine what she looked like as he came in his hand with deep guttural moans. Very shortly, he would come face to face with the woman of his dreams.
A woman who helped guide him back to his ultimate purpose in life and she didn't even know it.
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Caring for You [BNHA - 1-A]
Headcanons on members of Class 1-A and how they would take care of you when you're sick or overworking yourself, featuring Bakugo, Midoriya, Todoroki, Iida, Kaminari, Momo and Tsuyu
CW: Swearing from Bakugo, use of "manly" as a non-gendered term of praise from Kirishima but that's about it
Bakugo
Bakugo cares for you aggressively but he cares so deeply. Other people are a bit worried at first, but you know him so well now you can see the tenderness beneath the rough words.
You’re sick? He brings you meds and soup and makes sure you’re resting, all the while telling you “don’t be a fucking idiot, stay in bed. What kind of moron doesn’t rest when they’re sick huh?”
He’ll press kisses to your forehead, all the while ignoring your protests that he’s going to get sick too. He’s Katsuki Bakugo, no mere sickness is going to take him down, and he refuses to withhold affection from the person he loves most for any reason.
Overworking yourself? He’ll force you to stop and take a break, even if he has to heft you over his shoulder and carry you away from whatever you’re working on. He’ll ensure you’re eating and drinking and sleeping enough.
“I thought you said you weren’t an idiot huh? How do you think you’re going to do on that project if you’re so tired and hungry you can’t focus eh? I know you’re smarter than that. You’re going to eat this and then we are going to bed, I don’t want to hear you’re shitty excuses, you need sleep.”
Overall very good grumpy boy.
Midoriya
Oh boy, look, we all know Midoriya is a tad anxious right? Well it shows when he’s trying to look after you, he goes a little overboard.
If you’re sick you best believe he has a pile of research on whatever illness you have, and enough meds on hand to stock the local pharmacy.You’re a little concerned he might have actually bought out the local pharmacy looking at it.
He’s also the one most likely to try and insist you go to a doctor, even if you argue that you’re really not that ill.
If you’re overworking yourself he’s not quite as brilliant, it takes him a little too long to notice because he’s also prone to overworking himself, especially where his training is concerned. When he finally does notice though he’ll feel terrible for not spotting it earlier.
Like Bakugo he’ll make you rest and eat, though his method is much more puppy eyes and much less manhandling (not that he won’t throw you over his shoulder if he has to, but very few people can resist the Izuku Midoriya puppy-eyes treatment).
Iida
Iida is very good at this, but I hope you’re prepared to be lectured by him for not taking proper care of yourself. Because you will get one.
If you’re sick he’ll bring all the necessary medication, and foods he knows are nutritious and will help you to recover. He wears a mask when he visits too, telling you “how would I take care of you if I got sick too?”. Still, he tucks you under the covers and presses a masked hiss to your forehead.
If he finds you overworking yourself he will chide you gently, pulling you away from whatever you’re doing with a small frown. “You cannot do your best work if you’re not properly nourished and rested y/n, come on now. I know how brilliant and hardworking you are, but overworking like this won’t help you.” He won’t listen to protests, firmly but gently guiding you towards food and rest.
If there’s anything he can do to help with whatever it is you were overworking yourself with, whether that be typing up a report, researching something or organising and refining notes for study, he’ll do it while you rest. Anything to make things a little easier for you.
Todoroki
I love Shoto very much, but out of all of them he is the worst at this (for very good reason). He’s not got much experience of being cared for and he doesn’t really know what to do.
If you’re sick he notices much earlier than you think he does, he just spends a while looking up your symptoms and how to treat them (and asking around his friends for advice).
When he does come to tend to you he’s really well prepared as far as medication goes, and he brings cold soba with him. It’s the one thing he’s confident in his ability to make. His bedside manner leaves a little to be desired, but you know he cares.
If you’re overworking yourself, well he really doesn’t know what to do and his research hasn’t been super helpful. He’s excellent when it comes to things to heal your body if you’re training too hard, knows plenty about muscle soaks and good nutrition, but if it’s something more intellectual he’s a bit lost.
He’ll bring you food and drinks and carry you to bed if you fall asleep working, but if you tell him you need to keep working on something he’ll just let you? He learns eventually that sometimes not listening to you is the right thing to do but it’s a bumpy road.
Kirishima
If you want to be cheered up alongside being taken care of then Kiri is 100% the man for you. No matter how sick or exhausted you are he can put a smile on your face.
When you’re sick he comes over with meds, blankets, films and comfort food (that he may or may not have pestered Bakugo into making for him). He cuddles up with you, putting on your favourite films and making you laugh. When you warn him about getting ill he just tells you he’s “too manly to get sick.”
He definitely gets sick but declares it was worth it.
If you're overworking yourself he'll come and insist you take a break. Like Midoriya he isn't afraid to pull out the puppy eyes. If you can resist those (you monster) he will just carry you off.
Tries to take your mind off whatever it is you're working so hard on, telling you how great he thinks you are and how manly it is that you're working so hard. "But taking good care of yourself is even more manly y/n. I know you're going to ace this, so just rest for now."
Momo
Momo gives off big "mum friend" vibes, she is great at taking care of people in all kinds of situations.
If you're sick she'll be right over with meds and self care stuff, whether that's movies or nail polish whatever you need. She'll probably also bring over a smoothie full of nutritious ingredients to help you recover.
If you’ve been working yourself too hard she’ll find some way of making you take a break, proposing some fun activity and ensuring you have no way of saying no to it. It’s a little manipulative sure, but entirely in your best interests and you thank her afterwards.
She doesn’t lecture you like Tenya does, but she does let you know she’s disappointed in you for not taking care of yourself and that’s ten times worse. But she does tend to spoil you to make up for it.
Like Tenya, if there’s anything she can do to help you out then she will, but she’ll be more up front about it. And she will insist on making you a plan to help you get everything done, with properly scheduled time for breaks.
Tsuyu
Okay, so Tsuyu is the actual best when it comes to taking care of you. Especially if you’re sick, having so many siblings taught her a lot about taking care of people.
When you’re sick she already has meds to hand, and knows the best things to give you to help you feel better. She’ll bring you food and drinks and cold cloths if you have a fever and will make sure you rest.
If you’re overworking yourself she won’t hesitate to literally pull you away from your work with her tongue if she has to. Like Momo she’ll help you organise an efficient work plan, with time for breaks and food and she will make sure you’re eating and drinking and going to bed at a reasonable time.
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The 14th Department (AFTERL!FE) Meets the Demon Brothers and Undateables (Obey Me!)
Lucifer
Noah heard he has a dog.  He is staying far away from the pretentious eldest. 
Oldest big brother?  You better believe Youssef finds a kindred spirit, even if they differ wildly in personalities.  
Louis lives for the almost regal aesthetic Lucifer has got going on.  Lucifer, in turn, lives for the day Louis will stop talking.
Quincy finds this whole trip preposterous (“What the heck is the Devildom?  What happened to the Underworld?”) and does not like Lucifer’s condescending attitude (it conflicts with his own!).  
Ethan doesn’t like Lucifer—proud and arrogant people with no reason to be so are not to be respected.  Lucifer despises Ethan for the same reason.
Day!  Will!  Not!  Go!  Near!  Lucifer!  He’s so scary!  But Cerberus is his best friend now (Nine-Nine who?).
Nine and Theo together find out that the eldest demon is into classical music and spend hours discussing early compositions with him.
Ell cannot be around this demon!  He is a fallen angel!  He tries to be nice (and because Ell is kind, so is Lucifer, even if the sickly sweetness of the angel drives him up the wall), but every good wish is punctuated with a sneeze.
Lucifer is so overworked, so by way of his calm disposition and love for meditation, Jamie helps him find ways to relax.
The eldest demon’s general demeanor astonishes June.  How manly he is!
Likewise, Sian can’t go near Lucifer without feeling nervous.  The man drips dominating energy!
Verine can’t understand the eldest’s love for classical music.  Rock is infinitely better.
Mammon
Um, Mori and him are best friends.  They together cause trouble in the House of Lamentation and in the 14th Department with their many get-rich-quick schemes.
Gaudy and expensive taste?  Sign Louis up.
Ethan says ‘no’ to the demon’s general pomposity (it reeks of low self-esteem) and by God, doesn’t he own anything that depicts an iota of class?
Mammon is one speedy demon—how can Kirr not appreciate his fleetfootedness when it would bring him so much use whilst hunting?  Apart from that, Kirr has no respect for that reprehensible thief, for the very idea of stealing brings back terrible memories.
Always belittled by their peers, Day and Mammon find a kindred spirit in each other, and Day is always reminded of his past life when he sees all the gold that Mammon professes to possess possesses. 
Kati bit him twelve times because no dumb tsundere was going to steal his (cough Aitachi’s) spot as cutest in the Department!
Licht is eclipsed by Mammon’s demon form because how is he able to pull off wearing so little clothing so well?  He must take notes.  When he learns that Mammon is a model, too, he goes berserk with delight.
Cyrille finds the secondborn exceedingly stupid, although he begrudgingly gives him credit for being pretty decent at math.
Sian spots a fellow tsundere and runs away, because oh my God, it’s so obvious that Mammon likes this MC person!
Leviathan
Games?  Social awkwardness?  Extreme interest in things that no one else seems to care for?  Cyrille has found his soulmate!
Aitachi and Kirr cringe at how Leviathan spends his leisure time, but are intrigued because they have never seen such methods of gaming and media consumption before.
Leviathan is forever at Quincy’s mercy, for the fellow demon has no qualms of absolutely crushing Levi’s already non-existent self-esteem. 
Even though he loathes to admit it, Sian really likes the rhythm games Leviathan plays, and the thousands of idol posters in his room make him strangely nostalgic of his past life.
June wonders how Levi can go so long without feeling the overwhelming need to burst into a sprint now and again.
Theo almost kills the thirdborn because how is his room filled with so many Demonrito and Hell Mountain Dew containers?  What filth!
Speaking of filth, Licht finds some of Levi’s dating sims and oh my darling, some of them are quite … lewd.
Ghilley and Leviathan together construct an elaborate Lego model of a castle from the anime My Sister Is A Fairy Princess, And Her Suitor Is Secretly An Ogre From a Land Far Away And Wants to Eat Us All, And It’s Up to Me to Save My Sister’s Kingdom.
Ethan can’t even walk past Leviathan’s room without a disapproving “tut.”  Has the demon no discipline, despite being rumored to be the Grand Admiral of Hell’s Navy?
Kati spends all day poking at the cute monster and waifu figurines situated in Levi’s bedroom.  He thinks Azuki-tan is cute, but not as cute as him, and anyone who says otherwise will get bitten!
Aitachi likes to rifle through Leviathan’s anime sword replica collection and giggle because in combat, they would be of no more use than a toothpick.
Satan 
Finally!  Someone with sense! thinks Ethan.  Boy, do these two get along, right down to their educated and proper mannerisms to their mutual hatred of Lucifer.
Verine can’t go near Satan without coughing violently because the forthborn always has some manner of cat hair on him, no matter how diligently he preens.
Cats are infinitely better than dogs, so Noah sticks close to Satan.
Cyrille thought he had found a friend in Satan, who always has his nose in a book, but it turns out, Satan is more philosophically-and-intellectually-versed, while Cyrille is more scientific.
Nine likes Satan, for he is as calm as himself.  Strangely enough, they both seem to have hidden wrathful feelings and bond over this.
Kitties! :D is all Day can think when he sees the fourthborn.
Youssef enjoys Satan’s company, too, for they both are anthropological in nature—always watching, but never interfering until there is a need.
Blond and princelike are the two of them, but Louis is sorely disappointed when Satan’s royal appearance is merely a façade of darker emotions to come, where Louis enjoys life in its every aspect.  “How disappointing art thou, Satan!”  Louis throws rose petals in distress.
Kirr and Aitachi try to hunt one of Satan’s cats, thinking it was some kind of Devildom’s finest prey.  Satan does not forgive them for the attempt.
Theo sneezes the moment he enters Satan’s room.  Although everything is in its place and not truly messy by any means, he refuses to let the stacks and stacks of books sit idly by when they are begging to be put in shelves!
Quincy and Satan each add to their respective repertoire of curses in their time together.  It does not bode well for anyone in the House of Lamentation or 14th Department.
Asmodeus
They are … essentially the same person, so you can bet your ass that Licht and Asmo absolutely live for each other’s company.  They literally spend hours modeling clothes together, discussing fashion, gossiping about their romantic exploits, and praising their overall appearance.  
Louis joins in too, although he mostly stays for the latter, and the three vanquish away many nights complimenting their own and the others’ looks.
Sometimes Asmo likes to sew patches and sequins onto his clothes and mend them to his own design, and Aitachi, who likes to sew, learns many different ways of stitching from the fifthborn, although he hates the fact that Asmo, like Licht, never shuts up about what an “adorable and cute warrior” he is!
Asmo has to know Kirr’s hair care routine, which Kirr gives in one, succinct sentence: “I wash it.  Sometimes.”
Nine has to constantly flee Asmodeus’ presence because it is in his nature to compliment the Soul Reaper on how absolutely beautiful he looks.
Kati expects makeovers, all of which should emphasize his cuteness, every other day.
Don’t ask how long Mori spent calculating how much money Asmo spends on beauty products, because he wept at the end of it.
Verine refuses to step a foot into Asmodeus’ room because do you know how much his sinuses are going to bother him when he spends even a second into a room so deeply entrenched in the fragrance of flowers and perfume?
Ghilley is used to a personality so akin to his roommate, Licht, so he has no qualms in dealing with Asmo and quite likes the gossip he is quietly able to distill from the fifthborn.
Beelzebub
Brothers in their flaming orange hair, June gloms onto Beel with astounding loyalty (Theo refuses to admit jealousy, but ...), especially when he hears of his dedication to his twin.
Cyrille has to interrogate Beel on the structural integrity of his wings in his demon form because there is no way that such a flimsy apparatus could lift a demon of Beel’s stature even an inch into the air!  Also, how much does Beel exercise if he expects to gain muscle and burn off the infinite calories that he consumes?  It is a scientific mystery.
Day likes snacks, Beel likes snacks!  Everything is right in the world (even if the demon accidentally mistook Day’s hair for a mint ice cream cone).
Jamie is constantly offering fresh fruits and vegetables to the sixthborn, but even though he eats them willingly, Beel much prefers foods that will actually fill him up for a short amount of time.
Again, Ethan is appalled by the lack of discipline Beelzebub shows.  The demon is simply a slave to his appetite and deserves nothing less than scorn.
Theo cannot decide if he likes or hates the fact that Beel leaves a trail of crumbs wherever he goes.  On one hand, he gets to clean, but on the other hand, it’s so messy ... 
Even though he has many misgivings of fallen angels, even Ell cannot help but like Beel!  As long as he is fed, the demon is very sweet and kind.  
Noah likes Beel, too.  Something about his easygoing and generally cheerful personality pleases him to no end. 
Beel tried to eat Kati’s hair, thinking it was a yummy bun.  Sadly, he got bit more times than Mammon.
Youssef is a good cook and is thereby followed by Beel wherever he goes.  The kind Soul Reaper doesn’t mind, though.
Belphegor
Noah likes how Belphie takes things easily and calmly, although it probably wouldn’t hurt for him to get more exercise.
Belphegor is even more of a conundrum to June than Leviathan was.  He decides that next time he goes to the Devildom, he’s going to bring an extra pair of running shoes because the demon most certainly was wanting of physical exertion! 
Kirr is absolutely astonished at the unguarded and completely lax way Belphie sprawls out in the House of Lamentation, sleeping.  If he was an enemy tribesman, he would have no trouble in taking the demon down as he slept.
“This kind of laziness is not fit for a warrior at all!” cries Aitachi any time he seems Belphie dozing off.
Jamie likes Belphegor’s way of thinking.  Sometimes, sitting under an apple tree in the sweltering summer heat after a hard day of work just causes one to be overcome with the desire to take a nap. 
Youssef tries to brew Belphie a cup of espresso, but the caffeine just doesn’t seem to have an effect on the Avatar of Sloth. 
Although he is slightly disheartened by the fact that his quiet footsteps seem to have no effect on the seventhborn, as he is always asleep, Ghilley revels in the prospect of drawing unsavory graffiti on the demon’s face when he slumbers.
Day sometimes tries to rouse Belphie, and Belphie, in turn, tries to kill Day.
Like his observations on his twin, Cyrille cannot fathom how the demon could sleep so much.  How could one body need so much rest?
Simeon
Ell loves him.  How can he not?  He is the perfect angel!  He is also very curious as to how the Celestial Realm of Obey Me!’s world works compared to the one in AFTERL!FE.
His whole aesthetic mesmerizes Louis.  There’s something so tranquil but regal about it.  
Licht wants to know where he can get an exact copy of Simeon’s outfit because darling, it's gorgeous.
Youssef probably spends more time around Simeon than he should, but his calm demeanor is so refreshing compared to the chaos in the 14th Department and the House of Lamentation. 
Kirr and Aitachi together lament with Simeon on the struggles of working with technology.  Why is it so difficult?
Something about the angel’s holy air makes Mori very much not inclined to ask him how much the gold clasp on his cape is worth.
Quincy hates the “pretentious” and “stuck up” angel and bickers with him almost as much as he bickers with Ell.  Simeon never responds to his goading, although ... he does get a bit prickly when Quincy criticizes Luke or the Celestial Realm too harshly.
Encouraged by the prospect that he can actually breathe in the (fresh-smelling) presence of Simeon, Verine enjoys his company, but is perpetually annoyed by the fact that the angel seems to pity him for his condition.
Ethan can’t hate Simeon, either.  He is the sole honorable character he can find in the entire Devildom, even though he has to admit that it seems that the angel is hiding something.
Day really likes Simeon!  He’s so nice and is always ready to play with him.
As a man of science, Cyrille scoffs at Simeon (and Luke’s) unfaltering belief in religion. 
Luke
Kati bites him on sight.  Luke just seems irritating and how dare he think himself cuter than him!
Aitachi sympathizes with Luke, for they both lament on not being taken seriously because of their age.  
Luke reminds him a bit too much of a chihuahua for Noah to be too fond of him, but the little angel means well, so Noah suffers his incessant barking out of (Kind)ness.
Day is a human puppy ... and Luke is an angel chihuahua.  They get along great, although Luke makes it his most important goal to Christianize Day, who seems to believe in other things!
Quincy wonders when Luke will stop talking and is constantly entertaining thoughts of hastening the day when he will.  Likewise, Luke wishes the “horrible demon” would go away forever.
As a fellow angel, Ell finds Luke to be great fun.  It’s strange though, Luke seems to always be expressing the opposite of what he’s feeling in typical tsundere fashion, but he never sneezes.
Sian finds Luke to be of the utmost annoyance.  He’s so short (heh) and yappy and annoying!  
Kirr wonders if the little angel will make a good hunting dog, but after he realizes that Luke has a lot of trouble keeping his mouth closed, he thinks  better of it.
His dealings with Day cause Nine to be an excellent caretaker of Luke when Simeon is away.  You just have to deal with exuberant personalities like his carefully, is all.
Ghilley and Licht give Luke “five stars” in terms of cuteness.  The young angel does not approve!
Theo stays far away from Luke.  Children are walking crumb-and-stain-factories and he is not going to get dirty.
Solomon
Quincy and Solomon exchange many spell incantations and curses and keep the rest of the Soul Reapers, angels, and demons in an uproar with their constant shenanigans. 
When he notices that Solomon has many fortune-telling artifacts in his room, Kati rifles through them all (without permission), much to the sorcerer’s amusement, especially when Kati discovers many supposedly unpleasant things about his future.
Although Quincy and Solomon are the true troublemaking duo in terms of pranks (Satan helps, sometimes), Day and Solomon are almost equal in measure, although much of Day’s rogurey is an accident, and he never means to cause any harm!
Licht is instantly enamored by Solomon’s cape—what style!  You can see the entire Milky Way embroidered on it (Cyrille instantly assures him that that is not actually the case)!
Ghilley can’t help but wonder why anyone thinks Solomon is shady.  He seems to be a pretty upstanding, if chaotic, guy?
Youssef admires the humanity of Solomon.  In a land of angels and demons and even Soul Reapers, it’s good to have someone so normal.
Unlike Ghilley, Ethan definitely notices that something shady is afoot when Solomon is around.  Because of this, he tails the sorcerer wherever he goes, for he’d rather not a ruckus be caused.
Sian has many questions for Solomon on the status of idols in the Human World since he left it.  What are the newest trends?  The most popular groups?  The most admired dance moves?  He wants to know it all.
Barbatos
Cyrille finds the whole time-travel aspect of Barbatos’ powers intriguing and derails the butler from his duties for hours in attempts to understand the nuances of this overpowering concept.
Ethan privately thinks that he looked much better in a butler suit than the demon.  What is even going on with the front of his outfit?  A diligent and uncomplaining demon is Barbatos, and Ethan has to respect him for that, even if he is a position so beneath his own.
He’s so scary! D: thinks Day, even though Barbatos is nothing but kind to him.
Kirr likes the fine fare that Barbatos cooks, although he laments not being able to win “the mind game” against the butler, who he spends many hours staring coolly at.
Theo and Barbatos spend many an evening chatting about the best way to maintain the most perfect state of cleanliness.
The strong smell of detergent follows Barbatos sometimes, and Verine can never bring himself too close to the demon.  However, he has to begrudgingly admit that if it weren’t for the overwhelming stench of chemicals, he would be breathing in a suffocating cloud of dust particles, so he has to thank the butler for that.
Jamie gives Barbatos many good recipes for fruit pies and Youssef can’t wait to try all the (possibly) delicious recipes that Barbatos recites to him.  
Ghilley, unfortunately, finds it very difficult to sneak up on the butler, for Barbatos has seen all Ghilley’s attempts to scare him in all the timelines he has observed. 
Diavolo
This bumbling idiot is the ruler of the Devildom? thinks Ethan with great distaste.  However dignified Diavolo might be, Ethan cannot see past the blindingly cheerful mask he puts on and finds it most undignified.
A fellow royal!  How is Louis supposed to resist striking a long-winded conversation?  Diavolo entertains Louis’ pompous and overbearing self and they find each other most delightful.
Licht positively drools over Diavolo’s demon form outfit.  Just how he is pulling off that much style?
Quincy finds much enjoyment in disrespecting the Prince of the Devildom to no end and is always disappointed when Diavolo responds to his insults with a tolerating smile.
The Prince of Demons and the son of the Demon Lord are titles that are essentially the bane of Ell’s existence, but he manages to be most respectful toward him, even though he is shaking in his shoes and wondering when all their interactions will come to and end.
Day lived like a king in his past life and is not even remotely fazed by the enormous amount of finery found in the Demon Lord’s Castle.  He is, however, enamored with the Little D’s, who, when not insulting him, are great fun!
Diavolo’s lifestyle of luxury is basically Mori’s dream, so he takes every opportunity to make notes of the expensive furniture and ancient pieces.
Noah and Youssef like how down-to-Earth Diavolo is, despite his high position.  They feel as if he has something to hide, but for the most part, he is a jolly fellow and they enjoy his company.
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katsukis-sad-angel · 4 years
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Tenya Iida as a Boyfriend
Pairing: Tenya Iida x Reader
Summary: The TitLe
Warnings: mega fluff, voice actor stuff
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you can see his fat pecs through his blazer AH
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Tenya has big arms → warm hugs and cuddling against his broad chest
Piggyback rides on his morning run zoom so his legs are extra agile and strong
A relationship with Tenya Iida will not only be luxurious, but also a strong, comfortable one
At first, it will be really awkward for Tenya. He’s never dated anyone before and he doesn’t know what to do with himself when such a beautiful girl is sitting in the opposite booth
His family likes to invite you over for dinner once they find out you exist
They found out after he accidentally started talking about you at family dinner one night
His mom tells you how often he talks about you
Tensei tells you that Tenya asks him for relationship all the time
Tenya denies it every time 
Tensei seemed like the best older brother in the entire world when you first met the guy (probably after he got paralyzed)
Wheelchair fun in the long, ominous hallways of the Iida residence with Tenya running after you spazzing robotting and yelling for you to “stop being so reckless!!”
At first he is very awkward with physical contact but you find out that he is a very cuddly person and he gives really good hugs
Shopping isn’t his thing, he sticks to a basic yet sexy polo with khakis
Iida and his cargo pants
BUT, he has good taste and helps you decide what to buy
If someone dared to insult or harass you → scary, protective boyfriend mode ACTIVATE → the glasses are off and he holds you to close while he gives the opposing male a beat down, a lecture on respecting women, and a recipro burst to the face
He is overprotective, so be safe, follow the rules, and he’s going to check in with you even if you were together a few minutes ago
Tenya doesn’t mean to be overbearing when he asks if you can sync your calendars, he just wants to be prepared and on the same page
He is normally a very docile boy and prefers to keep fighting out of the relationship. He isn’t a big tease and he doesn’t like making you angry so your household is rather peaceful
You challenge him to races, but you always lose
You like to hide his glasses
He’ll scold you if you get bad grades
Tenya won’t hesitate to spoil you, even before he asks you out
He does his best to impress you, but he always feels like he’s being shown up by Midoriya
Study dates at coffee shops and fast-food restaurants where you eat and he studies
Some nights, you’ll get him drunk on orange juice and kisses and Tenya will confess his love to you all over again in various languages and levels of intellectualness
Intellectualness is a word. Grammarly said so
Tenya prefers to be the big spoon, but if he’s upset about something or he’s had a tiring day, he’ll collapse into bed in nothing but his boxers and rest his face in/on your warm breasts
Handle with care
He works so hard to please you, live up to his own expectations (and the Iida family name), plus the added strain of staying a top-ranking hero
With all the stress he puts on himself, Tenya will eventually collapse from exhaustion and guiltily take a day off from work
It’s your turn to scold sonic the hedgehog for overworking himself
When this finally happens, do everything for him
I mean EVERYTHING
Make him breakfast, cut it up, and feed him while he lays propped up against a pillow
Take a hot bath together to ease his muscles
Massage him until your arms seize up
Remind him that you’re so proud of him, you love him, how handsome he is, and what a great hero he is/he will be 50 times each
Tenya is a good boy
He is very caring and kind and would go any length to please you
His haircut is really cute
I want to kiss his sideburns
One day, a few weeks after moving into the dorms, the final bell rung and signaled the end of the school day. Tenya Iida is walking with his friends, Izuku Midoriya and Ochaco Uaraka. All of a sudden, he feels a tug on his sleeve.
Stopping to see who it was that needed assistance, he was pleasantly surprised to see you standing slightly behind him, finger and thumb still attached to the grey material of his blazer. Your lovely features were dusted with pink and your (e/c) irises were lit up by the orangey light of early sunset.
The brunette looked at her friend and winked. “Iida, we’ll meet you at the dorms, okay? See ya!” She grinned, grabbing Midoriya by his wrist and pulling him along toward the UA student housing. The navy-haired boy nodded, biting back a goofy smile that rose to his pale lips at the thought of you. 
He stopped walking altogether and turned to look you in the eye. You looked especially cute today, your (h/c) hair drawn back in a messy bun, a little bit of makeup accentuating your pretty features, and your grey blazer tied loosely around your waist.
“Is there something wrong Y/N?” He asks gently, tilting his head.
Your face flushed a darker crimson at his innocently sweet concern for your wellbeing. “N-No, there’s nothing wrong, I just-”
“You’re all flushed! Have you had anything to drink today? You’re shivering as well… are you cold? As class rep, I must take care of my classmate!” Tenya announced, robotic arms that had been swatting at the air, swinging to a stop before scooping you up like a small child.
You squeaked and looked around, hoping no one was watching your little scene. Tenya gently placed you on a wooden bench and offered you a water bottle. Hoping to calm his worry, you took it with a soft “thank you, Iida” and sipped delicately at the cool beverage. When you tried to hand it back to him, you noticed something was wrong.
“Y/N, I apologize for picking you up like that. It was very rude and impulsive of me.” He stated calmly, looking deep into your eyes.
“No, Iida, it’s ok.” You reply, looking down at his huge hands, “If you don’t mind, can I ask you something?”
“Not… not at all.”
You exhaled deeply and prepared to tell him what you had been feeling for several months now. “Iida-” You say, laying your hand on top of his, “Iida, I… I’ve liked you, f-for a while now. Like more than a friend and like um… a potential boyfriend. I-It’s totally fine if you don’t feel the same way, I just really needed to tell you.”
It was his turn to blush. Here you were, saying what he had been too chicken to say since the minute he lay eyes on you. 
When he didn’t answer, you started getting worried. Was he going to start laughing? Was he going to just ignore you? Why was his face all red, was he ok?
“I-” He began, but you cut him off as you stood, the warmth of your hand leaving the flustered boy.
“Iida, don’t force yourself for me. If you don’t feel the same that’s f-fine. I’m s-sorry for bothering you… I’m sure you have better-”
“No, no, wait Y/N-” He cut in, “I’ve… I’ve been meaning to say the same, unfortunately I was too slow. I like you as well, like you said like for a potential relationship. Really, you are one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen and I hope you accept my feelings and my invitation to take you out… on a date.”
You stared at him in disbelief, then that disbelief turned to contained joy. A huge smile caressed your face and you ran forward and crashed into his chest for a hug.
Surprised though he was, he happily wrapped his arms around you.
When you pulled away, you looked up at him and said, “Iida, I’d love that. I’m so happy you feel the same way.”
“Call me Tenya,” He responded, “Let’s go to the dorms. No one knows where we are. Plus, on the way, you can tell me where you’d like to eat.” Tenya offered you his hand.
You nod and take his hand, slinging your bag over your shoulder.
“That sounds nice. Let’s go, Tenya.”
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A/N: Holy crap cassieisalonelysap.html
The whole time I was writing this, I kept thinking about Sebastian Michaelis because… you know… J. Michael Tatum? He’s a really good voice actor. 
Scar from Fullmetal Alchemist, Erwin Smith from Attack on Titan, Kiji Mitsuba from NANBAKA, Fuegoleon Vermillion from Black Clover, Shiro from Assassination Classroom, and so many more!!
Also, @thedreadthreadanomaly​, you said you enjoyed so I thought I’d tag you in this one!
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CatCF Ruby Chocolate: Part 1, Kids and characters
This version is the last of the "four main versions". It is named after the new, fourth type of chocolate discovered in 2004 but only publically released in 2017. It is a modern version, supposed to take place in the 2010s. In this version, there are six Golden Tickets released in the world.
First Winner: Augustus Gloop
(Based on: Augustus Gloop)
This version of Augustus was inspired by the 2013 musical, more specifically by the idea of a cute little boy that eats "pigs limbs from limbs", and also swallows whole little dogs. So, something quite dark.
Augustus has a very cute face. A chubby, angelic face, like the puttis of the Renaissance paintings: blond curls, puppy eyes, a radiant smile. If he wants, he can make your heart melt like the video of a little kitten purring.
But Augustus is hungry. All of the time. He eats and snacks all day long. He dreams of food. He sleep-walks to eat. And while he adores candies and chocolate, there is one thing he loves more than anything else: meat. Meat and blood. He is a true carnivore, for him every meal rhymes with "meat". And if you leave him unattended, he will try to get meat by himself. For exemple, by attacking a living pig and devouring it on the spot. Or by biting off the fingers of a plump woman. But, of course, all of that with a cute smile and while saying sorry in the most adorable way.
Nowadays, if your cute you must be innocent, and thus forgien.
Augustus' body is not as cute as his face. It is said to be a "bloated mass of pink flesh", actually very similar to the body of a pig. His fatness is described as "ill-fitting", as if it was "forced" onto his body. His overweightness is not natural. It is puffy, flabby, bloated, but doesn't feel "natural".
Augustus also always wear ill-fitting clothes and suits.
Mrs. Gloop is a tiny woman, usually wearing a pale pink skirt suit, with her hair arranged in a crown of braids. She might be tiny, but she is bold, energetic, and speaks both clearly and loudly. She has so much presence, she often intimidates people. She keeps reminding others of how cute her son, and how eating makes him grow strong. She insists that she is a good mother who makes sure her son eats of everything (to have a balanced diet), eats well (by giving him only the finest and best-quality products (such as the Wonka bars and not their cheap rivals knock-offs), and of course, she only feeds her son because he "needs nourishment".
And don't dare criticize her, or she will scream so much, so hard and so high your ears will bleed. Just like the "original" Mrs. Gloop, this one keeps pointing out the "hooligans", saying it is better to stay at home eating food than being a violent thug on the street. My iteration sincerely believes that violence and criminality is due to poverty, hunger and lack of food, and if everyone was well-fed the world ould be at peace.
(For her, think of Mrs. Gloop the original, mixed with Bernadette from the Big Bang Theory )
Mr. Gloop (full name, Gordon Gloop, parody of Gordon Ramsey) is the son of a butcher, and the grandson of a slaughterhouse worker. He was always knee-deep in blood, and as a result grew accustomed to killing animals and cooking them (in fact the sight of blood makes him peckish). He is a tall and strong man, but suffers from a bad sleep due to his wife's horribly loud snoring.
He tried to teach his son the refinment of haute cuisine, for Mr. Gloop is a world-renowned cook, but to his disappointment Augustus only cares for raw meat and drinking blood-dipped candies. Mr. Gloop is so obsessed with having good dishes and best-quality ingredients, he keeps at the back of his house a little barnyard full of cattle (if he ever has to serve some steak or ribs to his guests). Trouble is, Augustus keeps sneaking into said barnyard to devour the poor animals.
Second Winner: Elvira Entwhistle
(Based on: Veruca Salt)
Veruca Salt being a pretty solid and complete archetype in herself (the girl who wants it all and has her parents buy her all), it is quite hard to reimagine her. So, I tried thinking about "why" she wants things - given the actions are settled and confirmed, it is the goals that are important, the motivation. And , in our time of modernity, what makes people want things? Trends, fashions, what is "in".
This reinterpretation of Veruca, named Elvira Entwhistle (after one of the old drafts names), is a mix between Chanel Oberlin from Scream Queens and Esmé Squalor from a Series of Unfortunate Events. She is a girl living for trends, for fashions, buying and acquiring all of the latest things "in", only to discard them as soon as they are "out" or not trendy anymore. Spending her time on social media, following models and influencers, she keeps going to luxury shops with her "personal assistant" (a nice name for what is a modern slave) to buy accessories, jewels, clothes, pets and whatever corresponds to the current trend.
Spoiled, impatient, self-centered and short-tempered, she needs to have the latest fashion NOW or she will get insanely angry. She also doesn't hesitate to change her personal appearance to fit all the new trends (for exemple her hair changes color and shape every week). Of course, she got her Golden Ticket because it was the current trend. Everyone was searching for it, so she had to get a Ticket to be the most "in" person around.
 Third Winner: Mike Teavee
(Based on: Mike Teavee)
For this version of Mike Teavee, I wanted to get away from the usual hyperactive and hyper-violent kid. I wanted to take back this common idea that television makes you stupid and sluggish, by making Mike the perfect embodiment of a couch potato (even though he was designed to look at the same time like a mushroom and a zombie).
Mr. and Mrs. Teavee are hard-working people, who spend their entire week working and only come back at home for very brief periods of times (usually in the week-end) before going right back at work. As a result, Mike barely knows his parents. He doesn't even know what kind of work they do. To "babysit" their son, the Teavees bought an enormous, high-definition television with a 666 channels pack, and kept telling him to not go outside due to the outside world being "dangerous" and filled with crushing bikes, killing cars, kidnappers and the like. This is how Mike began his life as a shut-in.
Spending his days looking at the television, never going outside, he ended up closing all shutters because light bothered him. Living in the dark, barely lifting his body from the couch, he only survives on candies, snacks, television-plates and microwaved/defrosted food (and the Teavee family can afford to buy a lot of it, because they are really, really rich - Mike has accounts in three different banks).
The result? A chalk-white boy. A bloated ans shapeless body. A full-moon face covered in craters and scars due to a bad case of acne. Two dead, sunken, small eyes. Speakin slowly, and often pronouncing only half of the words, Mike refuses to answer or talk to anyone while television is on : he only speaks during "uninteresting advertisements". The only thing muscular in his body are his fingers, that got a lot of muscle mass due to twitching frenetically all day long on the remote to channel-hop.
Mike is actually a very intelligent boy, but all his cleverness and intellectual gifts are buried and wasted by the brain-washing of his shut-in life and his television obsession. He got his Golden Ticket because his parents often buy him Wonka bars as "television snacks". Even though, in his own words, he prefers food that "tastes like plastic".
Fourth Winner: Violet Beauregarde
(Based on: Volet Beauregarde)
What is Violet, originally? She is a girl that seeks fame and attention, that is snarky, that is nasty towards people, and that does stupid records. What reflects that perfectly in our day and age? Reality television shows!
Violet Beauregarde was strongly inspired by the most brainless and "sassy/nasty" stars of reality television and the Internet. She is a teenage girl wearing clothes of such bright, flashy and clashing colors it often hurts people's eyes. Her face is covered in makeup, her hair is covered in extensions and her hands are covered with fake fingernails.
She thinks she can be as rude and horrible as she wants, as long as she calls it "sassy". But on the other side, she considers "rude" anyone or anything that doesn't please her, or that is too "ugly" or "dirty" for her. She is the kind of girl that keeps screaming loudly "YAAAAAAASSS, bitches!" and "DAAAMMMNNNN", that calls herself "the queen", that chews ferociously on her gum all day long, and that says "Why are you touching me? See, you're touching me again!" while she is the one hitting people. She hates everything "old" and "boring". She keeps publishing musical albums that nobody actually buys, because she sings badly mere words (her singles being titled "Lalalala" and "Heyheyheyhey" - she never understood a song needed to have lyrics). Finally, her biggest dream is to be part of a TV-reality show.
Her father, Mr. Beauregarde, feeds his daughter's "bitchy diva" attitude and her delusions of grandeur by acting as his agent (just like in the 2013 musical). He is also the "ringleader" of Violet's circus (because Violet, with her clothes of ridiculous colors, and her enormous amount of makeup, has a clown subtext). As a result, Mr. Beauregarde is like a ringleader in acircus, a showrunner in a freak show, and also an agent. He "sells" his daughter, he organizes her interviews, he has people pay money for "extra time" with Violet, he shows her around, and finally he uses his whip (yes, he has a whip) to attack all those that try to "touch the product".
He is a short, flabby and balding man, that smokes very long and thick cigars, wears enormous rings and clothes that are garrish and clownish - his over-the-top and ridiculous fashion sense is clearly a compensation for what he lacks in height, hair and health.
 Fifth Winner: Marvin Prune
(Based on: Marvin Prune)
In the original drafts of Roald Dahl, Marvin Prune was a Mr. Know-it-All, a too-perfect schoolboy obsessed with studies, an arrogant bookworm, a haughty teacher's pet, you named it. In this version, i decided to keep the idea of Marvin being a "know-it-all", but instead of using school, books and the like, he rather uses modern technology and the Internet.
Marvin is a tech-obsessed boy. He lives for, with and through technology, to the point of neglecting to live in the real world. He thinks his over-use of technology, and all the knowledge it can provide him, make him an "intelligent" and "superior" boy (when in fact it does not).
He thinks he can claim to have been everywhere in the world because he visited virtually all the most important landmarks of the world. He claims he can speak all the languages in the world, but in fact he uses translation websites. He keeps tracks of all his bodily functions thanks to health monitors (heartbeats, blood pressure, cholesterole...) but not because he is concerned for his health, merely for the sake of knowing more things. For him, Googling something is the best solution to all your troubles, and as a result he is a self-centered and pompous boy.  
Due to his technology dependance, Marvin is actually quite a weak boy. Since he doesn't do any sport or physical activity, and since he rarely leaves his house (due to always ordering things online, having classes online and visiting places virtually), he is a quite thin and frail boy, if not emaciated - at least, a good chunk of his muscle mass has melted away.
The original parents of Marvin Prune were, in Dahl's works, teachers and school principals. I decided here to go with the opposite of a teacher : Mrs. Prune never does anything herself, and always blame it on others. There are problems in the world? For her people should fix it, but they are too lazy to do it - while she herself does nothing about it. Her son acts rude? "Someone should teach him good manners" she says. She loses all of her money? "That's because the people in charge of the economy are all incompetent!"
Mrs. Prune thinks of everything and everyone as stupid because it allows her to blame all of her problems and flaws on other people. But ultimately she never takes any kind of action herself. If someone should teach her son good manners, it is "those lazy teachers at school", certainly not her! She also dislikes things that are "foreign".
Marvin found the Golden Ticket when he ordered by mistake a chocolate bar in France : in truth, he wanted to buy a "tablet" (in French a tablet is tablette, and a chocolate bar is also a tablette de chocolat).
Marvin will also be incredibly frustrated inside Wonka's factory, because in there numeric devices mess up, stop weirdly or disfunction totally (the same way UFOs tend to mess up phones, radios, computers and the like). As a result, he becomes powerless and helpless.
 Sixth Winner: Charlie Bucket
(Based on: Charkie Bucket)
Here, I decided to really twist things up. To have a Charlie Bucket that isn't thin or malnourished, but fat! Yes, here's Chubby Charlie! (No, not Fat Charlie, this one is copyrighted)
Charlie's story is deeply linked to the story of the Wonka factory. The town Charlie lives in was built around the Wonka Factory a bit before the 20th century - it was a "worker town", created to allow the workers of the factory to live with their family next to their place of work. For more than fifty years the Factory was the only occupation and work of the town. But somewhere in the 1950s or 1960s, all the workers had to take an early retirement. They were kicked out, and the Factory closed to the public. The Factory was still working, but not hiring anyone anymore. This was an enormous blow to both the town's economy and moral. There was an economic crisis and poverty (since people were trained only to work in a candy factory).
But there was one good thing: since it was the town Wonka's products were created in, they were sold at must cheaper prices than anywhere else in the world, and all the ex-workers of the Factory got in exchange for their work coupons and reductions for themselves and all of their families - reductions on the Wonka products, of course. This was seen as a chance, because the Wonka products were world-renowned candies, even luxury goods in foreign countries. It was like being able to buy haute-couture as daily clothes and eat gastronomic cuisine every week-end.
But this good wasn't so "good". Indeed, given the poverty and lack of job in town, the ex-workers and their family relied more and more on the coupons and reductions, their diets filled with candy and sugary products. As a result, from the 1970s to the 2010s, the number of people suffering from obesity, diabetes and teeth problems blew up.
[ This background is actually a mix of two different real-world fact. Real-world fact 1: the Menier Chocolate Factory in France, aka the real-life Wonka Factory, was revolutionary for creating a town for its workers, and taking care of their health, education and the like, but closed after World War II, to the deception of everyone. Real-world fact 2: Coca-Cola, Nestlé and other big food industries tend to pay their employees with extra-sugary and extra-addictive if their own products in poor areas, such as South America - resulting in sicknesses and diseases.]
As a result, in this version Charlie is fat. Because in modern days, and in developped countries, poverty and malnourishment actually leads to obesity and diabetes, due to the cheapest food being candies and junk-food.
This version of Charlie is a very nice kid, but a kid addicted to the Wonka products. He grew up on the coupons, due to his family all being ex-workers. Grandpa Joe and Grandpa George both worked at the factory, but were too old or sick after being fired to find a new job ; Mr. and Mrs. Bucket had been trained for the factory and could barely afford new studies after its closing. Mr. Bucket became a street cleaner, while Mrs. Bucket became a receptionist and secretary for a dental office (due to the rise of tooth diseases, dental offices boomed in town, but most are actually crooked or scams).
Charlie grew up in a very humble home, with two parents working really hard to have enough money to buy food for everyone. Of course, fresh or good food is too expensive. Charlie tries to help his family the best way he can with his part-time job (making people fill surveys) and by working really hard at school. But as the years go by, his weight and his health are beginning to cause problems. Due to not having any money he can't do sports, wich makes him gain weight, and the fattest he is the hardest it is to do sport, it's a vicious circle. Every year, the scale reveals he puts on more and more weight, and faster and faster - if he doesn't do something quick, he may end up obese.
And, as I mentionned before, Charlie is truly obsessed with the Wonka products, it is an addiction. He dreams of them at night. He sticks Wonka bars wrappers on the wall of his room like posters. He drools at the mere mention of a Wonka bar. He isn't spoiled, cruel or nasty, but he is too addicted for his own good. In fact, when he finds money in the stret and buy chocolate bars with it, it is a pure act of selfishness, because he doesn't have the willpower to turn away from the candy shop and go back home.
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