Olrox definitely drops things on purpose so he can bend down in front of you. He’ll be wearing the most form-fitting trousers he owns, the ones that hug the curve of his ass and accentuate the thickness of his thighs. He’ll pretend to be surprised when you give in and grab him from behind, calling you a degenerate even though he’s literally pressing his ass against your crotch and guiding your hand to his hard cock. Doesn’t complain when you kiss that smug smirk off his face.
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listen to this audio im going fucking insane
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Evil Uno: [summarising what’s happened so far] The video game decided to reward him for how well he’s doing, Gruntilda has asked him to marry him bitch me too the fuck, it’s insane.
[Hangman laughs]
Evil Uno: It’s insane, he’s found alternate routes in the game...I just realised they can see the game portion [the camera feed to see their faces went out]
Hangman: do you think Grunty’s hot? (Gruntilda, a character in the game, shown below)
Evil Uno: ….no?
Hangman: you don’t think she’s hot??
[Evil Uno laughs]
Hangman: I think… :) ya know…okay….. :) her confidence??? is kinda Hot
Evil Uno: [still laughing] Confident women? Absolutely. Yes.
Hangman: So, I think, for me, it even outshines, ya know, the fact she’s…ya kno, a Nintendo 64 witch. So she’s kinda Hot….take that from Me
Evil Uno: is it Because it’s N64?
Hangman: no, man, it’s just her Attitude, she’s got a Hot Attitude. She’s a Bad Bitch. Real Hot Girl Shit.
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every single time kim smiles at me or expresses any fondess towards me in game i remember "desire is stronger when it isn't fully satisfied" and i have an irl morale critical moment
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george is playing omen but isnt using his smokes aaaaaa
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actually going insane rn, istg i'm gonna throw a chair on someone soon because MY MAN IS JUST SO FUCKING FINE LIKE I JUST WANNA FUCK HIM AND OH GOD THE THINGS I'D DO TO HIM..
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“I really appreciated Bones and All. As a cannibal, i can say it was really well made!” - my will graham coded colleague today at work
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we either go to bed mad at each other or unable to keep our hands and mouths off each other. help me
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