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#he's giving me depression that poor bebi
jennyandvastraflint · 6 months
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Xena Reactions S1Ep2!
HUH Baucis and Philemon! (one of the few metamorphosis tales that was NOT depressing for the characters. Lovers who were turned into trees together) Gabrielle narrates that and says Xena doesn’t have to be strong alone🌈🌈🌈
"Don't forget about me" "I won't"
Men, istg. BWAAAAWAAAA! destroys stuff
Xena to the rescue!
THEY TRIED TO BOROMIR HER :(
Ah fuck. Is she burning herself? Will she close the wound like that (Why do characters always do that… I mean Vastra did that with Jenny in IEW, and Roy in FMAB pulled that shit as well)
"Boo"
Holy shit. We’re in episode 2... I mean, kiiinda makes sense I guess, but OUCH
"These farmers dishonour the ways of Ares" bro where’s your STUPID food supposed to come from
Bebis. Pests. Fight, who’ll get Xena’s horse.
Poor Gabrielle doesn’t know her girlfriend was impaled :(
"These guys have really big feet, I used the whole goose"
Gabrielle... 😂
"Pretend you know me" Is that the same guy who wants to torch the village
"Best friend" suuure
OOP, now he’s conflicted, cos he hurt Gabrielle’s girlfriend
Xena in a dress? stares respectfully at her back
snort Peace requires sacrifice, we've decided to give them our little brother. Siblings ever.
Oop, Xena sees baddies (preemptively punching them)
AWWWW, the babies don’t want her to go
"You're just going to stand there all day?" Xena obediently trots after her XENA IS A BOTTOMMMMMMM Vastra & Xena be lik- *gunshot*
Gabrielle is adorable I love her
The music is epic
Xena scared for her gf
"Jump" "If I die I'll never talk to you again" Awwww
Hah, rolling in the dirt. Great.
Oop, Gabrielle just watched as Xena killed someone… Hmmm. I sense a recurring theme with my fav characters and wlw ships……..
Awwww, Xena with the child in her lap. Cuuute
Love how Gabrielle and the guy communicate eye to eye and he accepts that she’s leaving
"I hope you find your happiness" "I did" ENTER GABRIELLE (No? Bit more subtext? Okayy)
"Do you miss your family?" "Sometimes. But less when I'm with you." GAAAAAAY. GÖÖÖIIII🌈
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