#he's hazardous...

[ew-selfish-art]

DpxDc AU: Justice League requires all of its youngest members to list at least one adult emergency contact in case something happens out in the field- And Lancer did tell Danny to put his number down if he needed help!

Lancer wanted to call CPS, wanted to call them for years, but something was wrong with his beloved town and the government agents that came were always… ill mannered. To say the least. So with the young Mr.Fenton appearing wounded in his class on multiple occasions, sleeping through lectures even more often, Lancer felt himself gradually accept that no other adult was going to step up to protect this child.

He figures out his Identity as Phantom and it makes his rage boil hotter than Dante’s sixth layer of hell. Danny refuses to abandon his parents (who continue to hunt him unknowingly), and he refuses to let any of his ghostly responsibilities fall wayside (this CW fellow is a real piece of work!).

But for all the things he expected when he told Danny that he could be trusted and could help- Ms. Manson and Mr.Foley coming to him for help, patching wounds, offering snacks and covering for Danny when attacks occurred in class- he hadn’t expected the Justice League to be knocking on his door.

Lancer blinked at the appearance of Batman in his classroom after the final bell, but then his stomach dropped.

TELLTALE HEART THATS THE BATMAN!!

“Phantom listed you as his emergency contact. Have you had any recent communication with him?” The deep, gravel voice startled Lancer.

Lancer checks his phone, Danny had skipped class today; and while Lancer was working with Danny to get him after school lessons and tutoring for all of the hours he missed, it was uncommon for him not to respond at Lancer’s text asking for a confirmation of his safety.

“Not in 24 hours, but I can message him again.” Lancer is shaking as he types on his phone to team phantom-Who wouldn’t be nervous at both the implications of Danny’s safety and the Batman??

Superman flies into the room from the open doorway, “No luck, without a heartbeat I can’t find him. Where ever they have him it’s lead lined or he’s keeping himself invisible.”

SCARLET LETTER ITS SUPERMAN!?!

Danny doesn’t reply to Lancer, and neither do Danny’s friends.

“He has two team members with whom he is inseparable, if none of them are responding then all three have been accosted. I’m coming with you until we find them.” Lancer declares and while he’s sure that Batman is unimpressed, Superman gives him a sad smile and nods.

Thus Lancer joins the Justice League for a day, Helps to save Team Phantom and Informs the takedown of an illegal government agency.

Batman also slides him some adoption papers and a card for a lawyer if Lancer decides to formally adopt Danny. Lancer also wins a Wayne Excellence Award for Teaching that year but he’s pretty sure the money is unrelated to Danny’s alter ego- after all, Lancer is a fantastic teacher.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc crossover #dp crossover #I like to think that lancer learns so much about the IR from Danny that he becomes akin to a consultant for the JL and JLD #like a ghost appears and if Danny is in a different dimension or smith they just call his English teacher #lancer being a bro to Danny is my fave #but I’m biased cause I had an English teacher who noticed my mental health decline before anyone else bothered to care #lancer gets a check in the mail and it’s for a ton of money and it’s labeled JL Hazard Pay #Bruce: game respects game #lancer corrects both Constantine’s information and his grammar

[minecraft-sideblog-tm]

Love that Grian has decided now is the time to use digging straight down as a mining strat, post-1.19 where it's pretty easy to dig into a huge cavern and then fall 80 blocks to the ground, or survive the fall but be surrounded by mobs, or fall onto an patch of dripstone, or fall into a MASSIVE lava lake, or land in an ancient city/deep dark biome, or-

#I can't actually think of any other deathtraps but ending with ''or-" just sounded funnier #i do understand his logic tbh like he's got a point #it's just so funny thinking of how many more hazards there are now lol #godspeed grian I believe in you anyway #grian #hermitcraft 10 #hermitcraft #lee speaks

[beif0ngs]

walk walk fashion baby 🚶🏻‍♂️ 

#One Piece #opgraphics #Monkey D. Luffy #*mine #yay we finally have an animated sequence of all of Luffy's iconic outfits!! #and i honestly love every single one of his looks #but his Alabasta and Punk Hazard and Egghead fit hold a special place in my heart #like he just looks so floofy in those outfits 😊 #man tryna gif this was a nightmare tho because of all the colors #sorry if the gifs turned out kinda iffy :/

[nocontextonepiece]

its already funny enough that nami heard the new world log pose indicates which island is most dangerous and was like “oh god we must destroy this or luffy will get us all killed”

its a million times funnier when smoker is waiting at the most dangerous island available like “luffy will definitely come here he loves trying to get himself killed”

#one piece #monkey d luffy #smoker #AND LIKE??? HE WAS RIGHT??? #if the punk hazard distress call hadnt been heard #luffy wouldve showed up on that exact island #not panels

[deimosatellite]

when nami called him traffy and he looked back like

#HES SO MAD THAT EVERYONES CALLING HIM THAT NOW IM SCREAMING #HES SOFUCKING FUNNY SAVE HIM #trafalgar law #one piece #almost done w punk hazard god im loving this arc so much

[prismatic-et-al]

I don’t think we’re examining closely enough the smalltalk helen and philip must have made while they were waiting for benoit to get out of the bath and dressed. what did they talk about. did philip offer her his homemade bread. did helen accept it. was it burned.

#glass onion #idk man from his .3 seconds on screen I've divined he's the type of guy to bounce around quarantine hobbies #and the majority of them turn out hazardously bad #knives out #benoit blanc #helen brand #daniel craig #Janelle Monáe #hugh grant #etal.txt

[jeiyuuen]

So Luffy and Law reunion after two years, some totally biased thoughts...

Luffy really just recognized Law right away like that, huh? After two years of not meeting at all, and barely having interacted prior to Marineford. What was the first thing he recognized that he was sure that's the guy who saved him then? (Is there something you would like to share with the class, Luffy?)

It's so funny because nothing could've prepared Law for Luffy's sheer joy when they met again. He was so genuinely happy to find Law and it's ruining Law's emo vibes.

Like damn, he built up a reputation!

Pretty much everyone else up to that point has called him cruel, ruthless and all that. Back to Marineford and Sabaody, people talked about bad rumors about him. Even when he saved Luffy, they doubted his intentions. They were so sure there must be a catch to Law's help. (There was no catch.) It's just fun to think about because here Luffy is treating him as something good that happened in his life. Poor Law couldn't handle that much positive attention.

And uhm no, trying to deflect saving someone's life from death as "nothing" or something like that wouldn't really work. Especially when Law really didn't need to risk it all like that to get Luffy out of Marineford. They barely had a connection and even a potential rivalry is hardly worth the risk. Calling it a "whim" is the most Law can call it before he starts questioning his life again. But whatever the reason is, the fact still stands that he helped Luffy... And isn't that what matters, anyways? To Luffy, at least.

Law: "We are both pirates." (we're enemies)

Luffy: ":D Okay, anyways, you saved my life."

Law !!!! He ADORES you already !! It's over !! And giving more helping hand doesn't actually help your case !!

Also more exhibits of Luffy being excited over Law that I just find so cute. The way he perked up when Law was mentioned... He likes him.

He didn't say anything during Brownbeard's story until Law was mentioned, Luffy my guy.... He likes him so much, not necessarily romantic, but Luffy really just likes Law.

Law really stood no chance and asking Luffy for that alliance was the final nail to his coffin. He sealed his fate to be Luffy's super duper mega best friend FOR LIFE.

#I love Law getting showered by adoration for a good thing he definitely did #And thinking Luffy has a crush is so fun #A crush in whatever Luffy way that would be interpreted as lmao #one piece #punk hazard arc #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #lawlu #lulaw #the agenda never ends #I could probably write more about them but maybe another time #I never run out of thoughts about these guys it's embarrassing

[ace-lemonade]

face of a man realising he doesn't get paid enough

#dungeon meshi #chilchuck #he is calculating his hazard pay as we speak

[rad-batson]

I used to be torn between Damian being like 5’4 forever or becoming tall like his mom and dad, but now I’m obsessed with the idea of him just suddenly sprouting to 6’5 (195) at the age of 16, surpassing his entire family by miles, but all of his friends are somehow even taller than him. Jon is 6’7, Colin is 6’6, Billy is 7’ (213) when he’s Captain Marvel. They still call him short at every opportunity, and it pisses him off almost as much as the realization that he’s also tall enough for most of daily life to now be a general nuisance.

He has to crouch to fit under shower-heads. Most door frames are a walking hazard. He gets smacked in the face with tree branches. His clothes never fit right. He has to contort himself every time Tim drives the Batmobile before him and forgets to adjust the seat back. He needs to eat SO MUCH all the the time. His feet stick off the bed. His knees don’t fit under tables. He’s still a master of stealth, but now he can’t fit through vents, and it is so fucking annoying that he regrets ever wanting to be tall and wishes he was 4’11 again.

#damian wayne #dc universe #dc #everyone thought he would win the genetic lottery but he just lost even harder #being tall is a safety hazard #Damian is pissed #robin damian #jon kent #colin wilkes #billy batson #batfam #batfamily #dc robin #superboy #captain marvel dc #dc captain marvel

[beatcroc]

peppino "never tell the health inspector" spaghetti

hey! it's a series! fake peppino world tour: [noise] [noisette] [peppino] [gustavo] <- u are here [gerome] [noisette again]

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #fake peppino #gustavo and brick #protip: if u dont have a real joke u can just drop a buzzword instead and that will still mostly work. #...emphasis on mostly. this one is not my best but i still had to do it bc one of the later ones will reference it 😔✊ #hopefully will b more on the ball for the next one [w/ gerome] bc i have been very looking forward to that one for a Long time #anyways. #ive more or less conceded to fp having a 'dough-like' texture/consistency and while i dont know Exactly what id say hes made of #i cannot stress enough that that material is the LAST thing you'd ever want to be eating #it probably wouldn't kill you and hes not like hazardous to touch or anything but you would get very sick for a bit i think. #also if u saw my poll from a bit ago yes this is why i was thinking about that fjjghhfdjh #that said. the fact he knows fp is a liability and still lets him stay around... speaks volumes i think #pizzaposting

[i3utterflyeffect]

i don't actually fully know what King would do to help the others yet considering we were kind of left on a huge cliffhanger w The Box but he is definitely wants to beat the shit outta the other mercs

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#his ass does not know how to ride those hoverbikes btw. hazard deemed him to unskilled to drive #but he was desperate #king merc au #ava #avm #tommy's stickmen tag #animator vs animation #animation vs animator #ava king #ava king orange #ava king mango #ava/m #ava mt #ava mango #ava mango tango #ava yellow #ava blue #ava green #ava red #ava purple #avm purple #avm king orange #avm king mango

[somewhatidealname]

hc that his wings are pure light and they sometimes just heat up to surface of the sun temperatures

#art #ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #he's revered for his radiant and charming personality #but to v1 exclusively he is a fire hazard

[tutterypuff]

tbh though if you look at the older episodes, Betty was always like absolutely 100% fully and irrevocably unhinged, and her going insane was barely a departure from the status quo at all

like this woman is and always was nuts, and I think it's for everyone's benefit that they're both equally obsessed with each other, because that means nobody else ever has to get involved with their fucked up dynamic

I think it's less that she put her life on hold for Simon's benefit, but that she's a scary lady who knows exactly what she wants, and what she wants is a relationship with a nice autistic guy who's really into femdom

#simon petrikov #betty grof #fionna and cake #adventure time #and she's valid for it #like remember that time she jumped through a random time portal to 1000 years in the future and entered a magical world #and then shoved half dead simon off of a magic carpet literal seconds after hearing the thing that removed his powers #and went there and fucking murdered the entity that was doing it less than fifteen seconds after showing up #this woman is fucking deranged #that's not codependency #that's something else entirely #she's on an absolutely different level #she doesn't need him but she wants him and he needs her and honestly that's fine #they both have something therapy cannot fix #nobody should even be permitted to try #like they need to be isolated with each other forever #I hazard to say that she would straight up be doing yandere shit if Simon were even fractionally less into her

[wwapich]

he vibrant

#he hazardous #i don't really have time to draw lately but i have this to offer #grogu #the mandalorian #grogu djarin #doodle

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 10 #caution murder can be hazardous to your health #columbo immediately after he realizes he's misgendered you

[letoutbleu]

LAW THINKING HE OUTSMARTED EVERYONE BUT HE REALIZED HE JUST MADE A MISTAKE .

LMAOOOOO THIS LOSER IS GONNA REGRET AND BE THANKFUL. for this stupid ass alliance

#one piece #franky #monkey d luffy #nico robin #lawlu #punk hazard #nami #usopp #trafalgar law #torao mugiwara ya #the start of the worst generation alliance #cant wait to get to dressrosa… #THIS IS JUST I CANT TAKE IT OMG #HES SECOND THINKING ALL OF THIS K MY