#he's like the fusion of tp link and oot malon

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I couldn't get the idea from my last post out of my head, I ended up spiraling from there, so please enjoy my half-backed brainchild.

Jaskier is from the school of the griffin, while he's very skilled at what he does his true passion lies in music

He actually owns a lute and a journal to write songs and poems in, he doesn't perform in front of anyone though as much as he's longing to. He's well aware that no town, village, or city would ever let him play, much less revere him for it

Imagine if you will, a fusion of Joey Batey from the ruin album and Joey Batey from the horror and the wild/marbles music video, but like 6'5 or something and that's this version of witcher Jaskier.

He's in some random town for a contract, said town currently has some kind of horse-based event (maybe some kind of showcase or competition idk) being hosted there

The contract monster is something that requires bait, one of the competitors(?) offers to let him use one of his horses that have started to go lame

Out of nowhere, this random pale 5'8 (or so?) man with dark red hair and absolutely covered in freckles walks up, eyes the competitor, and without uttering a single word decks the guy right in the face.

The stranger turns, looks Jas dead in the eyes - and oh aren't they just the prettiest shade of green - and says "If you even think about it Witcher, I'll use you as bait."

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