#he's never bothered to rewatch the file without presuming loki directed the thing from his POV with dramatic lighting and mean people

[worstloki]

Loki: YOU WATCHED MY WHOLE LIFE?!?!

Mobius: At first I did not know it was your memories, I thought it was a very sad self-directed film starring you.

#mobius watched loki's whole life and what he got out of it is that it's some sort of soap-opera #'the tragedy of loki' makes him think he just got the wrong file #he's never bothered to rewatch the file without presuming loki directed the thing from his POV with dramatic lighting and mean people #the Loki show #mobius be watching Odin literally treat Loki differently but he's too busy monching on popcorn to see anything wrong with it #odin: here thor my favourite son here's a magical unstoppable hammer <3 #odin: loki i don't care what new thing you learnt to do go to your room and fix your hair </3 #odin literally telling the kids about how the glorious hero aesir saved the small endearing humans from the terrible bad frost giants #while mobius whistles and claps bc loki is a frost giant too haha that's a good one odin i should take notes