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c4sen · 9 months

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BSD 109 SPOILERS

for what is a monster, if not greedy?

a guilty pleasure. death can be peaceful. but would you be able to rest? surely, you knew. no, surely, you know.

#i love me some angst #bsd #bsd chapter 109 #bsd manga #bsd manga spoilers #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #they make me so miserable #he's not dead i swear #i can write a whole ass essay blog as to why he just can't die right now #bsd stormbringer #anyone who thinks dazai OR chuuya is happy with this do not get the right to even say their name #NO ONE GETS THEM LIKE I DO #bsd fanart #bungou gay dogs #my art

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katroly · 2 years

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how do i take eddie munson's gender and gobble it up and make it mine forever because gimme

#eddie munson #eddie #eddie the banished #eddie the freak munson #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #fruity four #st #st4 #lgbtq #nonbinary #gender #he's not dead i swear

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cosmicphenix · 1 year

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Don't worry he's just napping... I think... yeah he'll be fine.

April found him and immediately stuffed him in a bag. Good times.

#daybreak at midnight #rottmnt sheldon #he drank too much vanilla extract help #he's not dead i swear

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thedarkrose17 · 14 days

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So the update ended up longer than usual 😅 I aim for 1k normally:

#it's mostly Luna and glaive trio centric #the second update I'm trying to work on is mostly treaty cetric so Prom and Regis Clarus and what not #might have it cut in with the whole when you find out in game about the fall #gonna be strange doing that without Prom being there #he's not dead I swear

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faithbled · 6 months

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#( ooc )#jdfgjkdf hi there #he's not dead i swear

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little-pondhead · 6 months

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Classic "promised-at-birth-to-the-Ghost-King" story, except the contract never states how, exactly, the King is to use the offered soul. Usually, one would be offered as a bride or sacrifice. But with Pariah Dark sealed away, his retainers got a little lazy in the last few millennia. They just made some generic contracts and practically handed them out like candy.

When Danny took over as king via conquest, that included all the weird and messed up soul contracts the previous retainers had signed. And since ghost magic was a thing and seemed to have it out for Danny personally, many of these contracts updated their terms and conditions as soon as that crown hit Danny's head, reflecting the new King's subconscious desires and personality.

This caused many issues with those still around to profit from these contracts. Some people lost their power, some gained more, and some were unbound and kicked to the curb. A few special people found themselves dropping dead after their less-than-ethical abilities disappeared.

Danny was unaware of the chaos he had unintentionally caused for quite a while. It was only brought to his attention when a letter arrived on his desk one day with a copy of someone's valid contract enclosed. The new changes have been highlighted, and a separate note is attached.

It seems that in exchange for blessings of near-immortality for her infant son, a mother had offered Pariah Dark both their souls in order to ensure her child's survival during harsh times. (The souls were to be collected upon death and were to be used as soldiers in the King's Army.) The mother's soul had returned to the Keep decades ago and was recently assigned to tend to the gardens, while her son seemed to have grown into a fine gentleman and was still alive. He used his mother's gifts to serve his country and loved ones well, it seemed.

At first, Danny didn't see what any of this had to do with him. If the mother was already a part of his kingdom, and the son would be eventually, why was a letter about the whole thing showing up before him?

Then he read the revised contract, which bore his magical signature. A signature that overruled the power of Pariah and binding it to him.

'...and as such, in return for the abilities stated above, [Mary Pennyworth] and [Alfred Pennyworth] will fulfill the conditions detailed below, upon pain of Ending.

[Mary Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a lieutenant in the Skeleton Army caretaker in the Gardens of Pluto.

STATUS: COMPLETED

[Alfred Pennyworth], when returned to the Kingdom of Dark Kingdom of Stars, will work as a general in the Skeleton Army caretaker of the King and his Court.

STATUS: PENDING'

Danny had to re-read the contract several times to understand what it was saying. He now had a caretaker? What did a caretaker do? Was it like a ghost parent? Could this guy ghost-ground him??

He sighed and pressed the speed dial on his phone for Tucker. Time to find out who the hell this Alfred Pennyworth guy was, and how to break a magic contract when it wasn't even fulfilled yet.

Meanwhile, Alfred had just found the original copy of the contract amongst his mother's belongings after it glowed and drew him in. The paperwork cleared up a lot of mysteries he'd always wondered about himself, even if he disapproved of his mother's methods. Nonetheless, he smoothed out the aged paper with dark green ink, noted the fresh (sloppy, a teenager?) signature, and began preparing to meet this supposed new King and his Court.

It wouldn't hurt to make introductions before he died, after all.

#pondhead blurbs #dpxdc #alfred is now their grandpa #i just want alfred to meet danny and his group of friends and unironically call him 'your majesty' and danny HATES it #like this is the guy who's gonna be my butler/caretaker after he dies? please man just say my name #it's not a cursed name i swear #no one else knows how to feel #cause like #if the contract wasn't in place everyone was sure Alfred would haunt the manor even after death due to his devotion to the wayne family #but now he's already got a job in the afterlife #so how will the bats see their father/grandfather figure now?#Bruce: the obvious solution is to adopt these random kids who still have families so alfred never has to leave :)#alfred isn't even dead yet but the bats are speedrunning their grief in like a week

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mydeadgaywizards · 3 months

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i've been in the marauders fandom for so long i genuinely forget that james potter is canonically white💀

#i was showing marauders fan art to a friend (who's not in the fandom) once and she pointed to james and asked who he was #i swear my brain short circuited #marauders #james potter #poc james potter>>>>#desi james potter #latino james potter #dead gay wizards #marauders era #the marauders

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janearts · 4 months

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I’m curious, does Roisia like kids? If she does, did she take a liking to any specific ones on her journey? Did she take in Yenna at camp?

Roisia LOVES children. Children are the last thing on her List to be... acquired??? When crafting her List, she thought she wanted 3-5, but by the end of Act I, she wants about 10-15 additional, largely tiefling children.

She was endeared in particular to Doni, Mirkon, Silfy, and Mattis in Act I and with Ide and Umi in Act II. She took in Yenna without question.

#Baldur's Gate 3 #BG3 #BG3 Roisia #BG3 Halsin #Halsin #Act III Spoilers #sorta #i keep drawing Roisia pickin fights with Halsin but i swear their relationship isn't this contentious normally #he just opens his mouth sometimes and my first thought is: 'welp that would piss her off'#anyway if they're cool with dead people the tiefling children can crash with her

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transitcowboy · 4 months

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I kinda miss making YT thumbnails.

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amaranthdahlia · 3 months

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i leave him to you. | i got it ... my hero.

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evilmosquito47893 · 2 months

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If pretending Neil Perry never actually died was a job I'd be a fucking bilionare at this point like sometimes I'll be genuinely shocked when I get to the scene as if I haven't watched the movie multiple times

#dead poets society #dps #neil perry #hes alive and well i swear #hes just on hiatus #todd anderson

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toaster-fire-art · 5 months

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misc old Hua Cheng doods i meant to post a long time ago and theeeeen i forgot

maybe one day I'll finish the paintings (you can tell how old they are by the peak at one of my ocs in the strawberry dress)

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p4nishers · 8 months

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aziraphale is so fucking silly he makes me wanna bash my head in with a rock everything he says is absolute bullshit wtf is 'jiggery-pokery' ??? bitch im gonna kiss you on the mouth

#i love him SO MUCH #i turn into a puddle of goo everytime he does anything i swear #crowley's stronger than me if this bitch looked me dead in the eye and w the biggest grin known to man said 'tickety boo' i would've #proposed then shot myself in the head #tf u mean 'they're the bees knees' ??!!!! im literally about to pass out #good omens #good omens s2 #aziraphale #go s2

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moeitsu · 3 days

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I have some things to say…

I’m biting his shoulders, kissing on his neck, dragging my fingers down the muscle of his back, I’m squeezing his ass and trapping him in my legs—I’m moaning in his ear, panting against his mouth, drooling over his lips….

#arthur morgan #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 photography #arthur morgan please give me one night i swear i can fix you.#i need him so goddamn bad I’m gripping the sheets #why the fuck is he fictional #i want to fuck a cowboy

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toxooz · 1 year

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