#he's our cute lil rat man

[unexpectedbrickattack]

What do you think is the huggability score of our main characters + Brick out of 10?

Putting this under a readmore bc this is some EXTREME Research happening here

Peppino: 6/10. Hes short and hes fat and warm and soft so theoretically he SHOULD be a solid 10/10. But he sweats easily and i think physical contact would make him explode so hes shakes like a leaf the entire time. He will not return the hug well but he WILL make an attempt. If you catch him at a good time, hes got the perfect hugs. But maybe bring a napkin or two.

Pepperman: 1/10. Hes too gotdam big. He would love to be able to hug properly but hes very. Wide. And if he does manage to hug you properly, you will end up directly inbetween his eyes and unnervingly close to his teeth. This is also assuming he Wants to hug people; hes got better things to do. Like sculpt and draw and do rich people things like vacationing on a yacht or gaslighting poor people. (The actual pepperman portrait for the boss fight is very cute looking and i give that a 7/10 just bc i can. Hes got a lil painters apron; the whole fit makes him look huggable)

Vigilante: 3/10. It depends on your tolerance for odd textures. Hes just cheese. Hes cheese! Hes a bit sticky; he never leaves residue but the stickiness can be a bit offputting. Hes remarkably dense, so hugging him would be like hugging a memory foam mattress; wonderful pressure pushing against u but again. The texture… He would be a good weighted blanket; thats not a hug but do what you will with this information

The Noise: 7/10. He is small 🥺 Assuming the hug is earnest and Not a ploy to lower your guard, you are just hugging a Small Person. And we (small people) give the best hugs you can possibly have. But only if you let us hug around ur neck and not the midsection; he (we) cant wrap our arms around that. Points deducted bc the noise is just a menace and hed use a hug as an opportunity to chuck a potion of Explode Your House and then ur house Explodes.

Fake Peppino: 10/10. He can change shape and density at will; whatever you look for in a hug, he can do it. Light? Hes as delicate as a flower. Tight? Coiled like a snake. Dont like the goopy texture? For the time it takes to make this hug happen; the texture is Gone. This man Loves Hugs and with practice, has learned to give the Best hugs. As long as u dont mind his face and the odd way his skin seems to warp and bend in front of you.

Pizzahead: 2/10. TECHNICALLY capable of good hugs. Tall, long arms, friendly disposition. Massive point reduction bc hes doing one armed hugs to try and befriend you so he can sell you on this pyramid scheme he just Knows ur going to knock right out of the ballpark. Weaponized Hugs. Put him in Jail.

Gustavo: 9/10. Hes a gnome. Hes hairy and short and he always ALWAYS goes for the arms around the neck bc hes like 3’ tall. He is strong and so all hugs are tighter than you expect them to be and that can be good or bad depending on ur preference. He is also Small and Compact so hes very warm :) Solid hugs :)

Brick: 5/10. VERY pet-able!!! Imagine a rat but just Big. Hes SOFT and hes got Luscious Fur and wonderful little rat hands. But hugs are either 10/10 (rat owners dream) or 1/10 (texture hell). Hugs can be suffocating. Brick does Typical Rat Movements which includes snuffling your head very rapidly. Whiskers tickle. Rat Hands tickle. Brick MAY nibble at your head (beware). You wont be able to wrap your arms around this beast which may be a dealbreaker to some. But assume that this rat both Loves and Craves little huggles, so he is always an eager hugger :)

Noisette: 10/10. All the positives of Noise but without possible mischievous intent. She may fall asleep in your arms since she will be forced to stay still for longer than 2 seconds. Its endearing though.

Gerome: 7/10. Hes like Clay to me, like a block of playdoh. Tough enough to keep his shape, but soft enough that it doesnt Hurt to hug him. Hes not very soft or comfortable BUT hes got Intent behind his hugs. Hed only hug someone if they needed to be comforted and hes Very good at that. Very solid and grounding hugs if youre willing to hug a Block.

Snotty: 3/10. Smelly. So fucking smelly. Ranked higher than Pizzahead just to spite that twink.

#answered #chattin #not tagging anyone 😭 #what a silly ask heehee

[dolce-tenebra-toscana]

La squadra's part time jobs because we all know Diavolo doesn't pay them enough money to survive 🤣

They survive on Pesca's cooking 70% of the time but they still need to buy stuff for themselves 😅

Risotto ✂️: Bouncer

You are almost 2 mt tall, got black sclera and red eyes? We all know Risotto would use his scary appearence for something other than being an hitman.

He works part-time at Napoli's underground clubs as a bouncer and he is very requested not only for his intimidating looks, but especially for his serious attitude and because how prefessional he is; deals with drunk jerks, helps people who are bothered inside and out of the club...

Sure he hates when people flirt with him or try to push him to enter, but in the end he doesn't really mind.

Prosciutto 🍖: model

He knows he is a very good looking man; his posture is impeccable and he takes really good care of his appearence so why not use all that for good money?

He uses an alias, changes his usual hairstyle and is not very famous but whenever his teammates point his face on a low/medium brand product he smirks and says sh*t like " Well what can i say, la classe non è acqua~"

He also gets big discounts on the products he models for so is free shampoo, perfume and bath products in general for him and the boys.

Formaggio 🧀: bartender

With the nickname " Er sorcio " ( the rat ) he makes his way in all the bars in Napoli, pouring drinks and filling beer's glasses to the brim! His charming personality really helps with tips, especially cause he can make you think he's listening to all your problems while in reality is watching the game on the old tv behind your back.

His signature cocktail is the Hugo and his usual boss even tried to sign him up for a bartending contest but he playfully declined cause he may " k*ll the competition "

He sometimes steals some fancy bottles from the storage room but he is clever enough to do that when the owner is not around.

Illuso 🔎: make up artist

Do you know someone more narcissist than Illuso? Well meet his persona " Gianni Fashionista " and we'll see.

His over the top, snarky and mean-girl attitude and extremely good make up skills made him famous with the rich ladies of " Napoli Bene " and he uses this to gain the upper hand.

He may gossip with Signora Valeria while he prepares her for a charity event, spill the tea with Donna Annunziata about her daughter in law while painting her nails... Illuso crawled from the bottom to the golden top of the superficial, evil and fancy high class of Napoli and he loves it!

Melone 🍈: babysitter

Ok ok i know the majority of the people wouldn't trust this purple tuscan with a goldfish...BUT Melone is really good with kids!!

His experience with Babyface ( and the fact that his mother was a cold b*tch ) teached him everything he knows about how to properly take care of children, and said kids love him too!!

Melone takes them to the park, play pretend, fingerpaint with him is so so fun!! And at the end of the day the mothers always gives him a lil extra money cause they see how happy the children are when " Signor Lollo " comes around.

Nobody knows he may be teaching his favourites how to manipulate people around them to get what they want or how to dispose of a body BUT is just for fun...right?

Ghiaccio 🧊: driving instructor

Can we all appreciate how CUTE Ghiaccio would look with a white polo shirt, jeans and a red tie while he screams at his student during driving lessons? Absolutely adorable!

You can be sure of one thing, with him you won't only get your licence, you'll end up being actually afraid of commit infringement on the road!

Our favourite blue Veneto is a dangerous driver when he is on a mission but when he's teaching other people? He's ruthless and precise, will yell at you at the mininum mistake and at the end of the day his students still hear in their mind " LA FRECCIA D*OCANE!! METTI LA FRECCIA P*TTANA LA MADONNA!!"

Pesci 🐟: wedding planner

Who loves weddings? PESCI DOES!! And with him even the smallest ceremony will look like it came straight out of a fairytale!

No matter the weather, the guests, the priests or any kind of problem his clients might face; he has a solution and he isn't afraid to fight for his beloved brides!!

Zia Carmela is talking sh*t about wanting to seat near the groom? Nah sister, stay at your seat and BEHAVE!! The bride is worried her beloved's " cousin " might actually be his ex? Pesci will check on the background of EVERY female guests to reassure the lil sposina that she has nothing to worry about!!

You want your wedding to be perfect? Better call Pesci~

#jojo part 5 #la squadra #la squadra headcanons #i had so much fun writing this #jjba risotto #jjba prosciutto #jjba formaggio #jjba illuso #jjba melone #jjba ghiaccio #jjba pesci #i need ghiaccio as my driving instructor asap lol #benny writes

[multifandomthoughts]

The Scrapper and the Medic

“Medic, coming through! You shriek as you hold up your healing gun, sprinting towards downed persons. You had made the gun yourself before joining overwatch. It was designed to repair and regenerate torn muscle, bone and other flesh while leaving a barrier on the body for a limited time.

Your dream had always been to join, and when you did, you scrambled to help where it was needed, even when it wasn’t necessarily the best gig. And being sent to a battlefield in the middle of the unforgiving Australian Outback would just about be the definition of ‘not the best gig.’ Two outlaws had been assigned to you, and your job was to convince them to join overwatch, or die trying.

You’re in the middle of tending to some gnarly flesh wounds when out of the corner of your eye, you see a short man on fire missing a leg, and a large man with a hook and a gas mask lumbering by. You could feel your body shriveling in on yourself as you return to your work. Hoisting the patient over your shoulder you retreat to a safer area, hoping that your cover wasn’t blown. Among the patient, you see several other wounded crawling to you in need of aid.

Shit. You think to yourself. You’d been working for a few hours and have run low on reserve ammo for the patients. You’d have to scrounge an emergency med kits from one of your colleagues in order to finish your job. Joints aching from hunching over, you rise to your feet.

You discover a med kit in the distance and sprint for it. Not noticing the trap that was laid out for you, you step in a bear trap, shrieking in pain before being caught by a giant hook. As you’re yanked through the air with a terrified yell, you quickly find yourself landing more gently than expected against a soft belly. Glancing up you see you’re only inches away from the gas masked face from earlier.

It’s terrifying at first, and you rightfully scream. The hulking man raises a hand and you fear it’ll be to crush your skull, but instead he holds a finger to where his mouth would be under the mask. “Shhh…..” You do try to calm down, and look at your leg to see if the bear trap is painfully clamped on your ankle.

Faster than you can scream, two rat like hands unclamp the trap in what seems like record time. You hobble over to the med kit as the two men follow you cautiously. As you apply medical sprays and wraps, and thanks to the advances of medics like Mercy are soon able to comfortably stand on that leg again, you turn back to face the two who followed you.

“So, it’s the two notorious outlaws….I suppose that you two did a lot of this damage, huh?” As soon as you stare them in the eyes, they look away. “I don’t condone this type of damage to civilians, but what if I told you that you could be paid to do this to our enemies, or even…..omnics?”

They both perk up with interest when you say that, before Junkrat slumps again and gives you a wary eye. “You looking to put us on that stupid team then? Trying to make us ‘sociopaths’ into good little kiddie scouts? You can take your offer and chuck it in a ute, but gold star for effort, you fuckin champion.” “That’s real adorable that you’re trying to get us to join, but we ain’t taking it. It’s a shame, because I thought you were cute.” Roadhog chimes in.

He thought you were cute? That’s a first….trying to recruit someone to your side, and they call you cute. You stand there stunned, cheeks flushing as you just silently look down at your feet. “Aw, did we hurt the lil’ sheila’s feelings? You didn’t really think that was going to work on us, did you?”

You give a shrug and a sigh, but hope doesn’t fully leave you. Pulling out a notepad, you jot something down and hand it to Roadhog. Junkrat doesn’t like the look of that and jabs his finger in your face accusingly. “And what’s that then? A helpline for your good guy club if we suddenly change our minds?”

You shake your head with a grin and hold it out for the bigger man to see clearly. “Nope. He said I’m cute, so I’m giving him MY number. Call me sometime, we can just go out and not talk about Overwatch at all… unless you end up deciding you want to. But I’m sure there’s a lot more we can say, and do.”

“Maybe I should join then…if it means I get to see you daily…” Roadhog mumbles. “WHAT??” Junkrat screams. “You’re not actually considering doing it are you.” “Not considering. I will.” You swear you can see junkrat blow a gasket, and he paces around the area a bit cursing under his breath. Finally he comes back to you, and territorially wraps an arm around Roadhog’s. “Well you’re not taking my best mate all for your lonesome, we’re a package deal. So I’m coming with, to make sure you don’t ruin what makes him so much fun!” “Do you mean his reckless destruction of property?” “Yeah!” You just smile at the scrawny man. “Wouldn’t dream of it. Welcome to Overwatch, boys.”

#overwatch x reader #overwatch #roadhog x reader #mako rutledge x reader #mako rutledge #roadhog

[theproblemcallednight]

new bsd ep w ur fav host night

jus watched the new ep and here is my unnecessary commentary

also spoilers for some bsd manga and s5 ep 7

look at how happy he is. i luv him sm. kolyas jus my silly guy

i’ve become a nikolai simp over this ep but the way he says happy ball is adorable. also our fav chess players look so goofy

omfg the way nikolai’s va does his lines. he’s so cute w his lil noises and then the next second he’s trying to kill his bf. he’s the best clown. i luv his va sm my god

someone get sigma out of there. we need to get his ass out of there and into a therapy session w atsushi and kyoka stop traumatizing this poor man

more of kolya being cute. he’s such a spiky fluff ball

bram, me and u both. why is the 200 year old shish kebab the most relatable character

look at how much he cares abt aya. they r my fav father son duo. they r my blorbos

daz leave sigma alone. ur gonna drown him in a bit at least let him walk i peace

not kolya consulting his bf and trying to give him an advantage. and then being rejected.

KENJI <3<3<3<3<3<3 my sweet lil farm boi

sigmas so done. god i wanna drag him out and jus give him cookies he’s so done w dazais shit

it’s our fav boy band, the Decay of Angels, Trio edition!!!! Live on tour now in ur local rat sewer!

omg kolya jus dipping is so funny he’s like oh shit that’s not good and like leaves

and the gangs all here! daz now has to deal w his crazy ex

omg they did the thing

OMG THEY DID THE THING!!!! bones is playing hard favorites but it’s w my favorites so it’s fine

closest we’re getting to jouno above justice :(((((

TERUKO MY QUEEN U HAVE RETURNED MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN EVER TJFJKDKDKS

KENJI NOOOOO :(((((((

well it was a fun ep. some complaints but still pretty good. was fun to watch. can’t believe this ep made me a bigger kolya fan but here we r. anyways have a good day friends.

that’s a wrap from ur insane host night

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd sigma #aya bsd #bram bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #bsd nikolai #bsd chuuya #bsd kenji #bsd tecchou #bsd teruko #bsd season 5 #bsd spoilers #spoilers #thehostcallednight

[kakashiislut]

Howdy! Do you have any general relationship headcanons for Modi? He's my favorite stinky rat man, show this man what a vaguely healthy relationship looks like.

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Warnings: some nsfw, not that bad. I’m sorry this is so bad, I can’t keep still.

Authors Note: sorry this is bad, I got a nose job like yesterday and it hurts to stare at my phone. But I love him. My eyes are all swollen so I hope this makes sense.

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Healthy Modi x GN!Reader relationship Head-cannons.

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-Modi is and was put down for his entire life by just about everyone around him. It sucked. He doesn’t find comfort in anyone, but his mother…until he found you…

-You Call him all sorts of things. His favorite is when you call him “my pretty boy…” or “sweetie” he finds it makes his heart beat super fast. He absolutely adores when you coo all sort of pet names at him. Makes him feel all sweet inside.

-He doesn’t like anyone saying anything about his weight, but if you call “my chubby boy” or just overall bite and hug his tummy?? HES GONNA CRYYYY- he loves it. Plzs tell him how much you love his body.

-He loves holding your hand and taking you out on walks. When he’s walking over some large rocks, he’ll hold your pinky and then lift you over the rock and set you back down.

-He will talk the ENTIRE time. Everyone he tries to talk to anyone, they shut him up usually. So please listen to everything he has to say. He will talk about all sorts of things, from animals, to how angry his grandad makes him, all the way to what his day was like.

-Dates?? Yes dates, all day everyday. Like seriously, it’s kinda bad. He has some sort of mission? “BUT DADDDD!!! Me and Y/N are supposed to go out todayyyy”

-Let’s Just say his dad probably hates you a little bit.

-Thing about Modi? He’ll never take his feelings out on you, magni would, Modi would never. He’s always blamed for everything, so why would he try to blame you? If his dad doesn’t like you, or gets him in trouble for wanting to hang with you, Modi will just stomp away and pretend nothing happened when you question him.

-(Sorry if that makes no sense, I’m trying my best, I can’t see.)

-When you guys sleep in the same bed, he’ll try to make as much space as possible for you. It’s so cute, this cute lil baby is all tangled up at the edge of the bed. He’s literally like 8 ft tall, but he’s your babyyyyy.

-Does snore. Will apologize if you complain about it. He will purposely snore louder, just to make you laugh. He’ll pretend to sleep for like 10 minutes, just to hear you giggle and slap at his arm.

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-it’s thick. Like way too thick. The type to whine and gently sob, cause it won’t fit in you. But that’s okay. Cause you’ll keep trying and he’ll keep sobbing. And eventually?? It slips right in.

-Rub and pinch at his nipples, he’ll get off to it. Trust me, just brush over them and he’ll cum everywhere. Slap them even. He’ll buck his hips and his pretty mouth will open.

-Sub. Don’t care. I said it.

-Will moan so loudly if you ride him, hands at his side, while you jump up and down on his cock. His cock? It’s so pretty, cute lil pink tip and the shaft matches his skin color.

-You’ve asked him about getting a tattoo on the base while you guys where fucking and he really thought about it. (It’ll hurt wayyy too much, stick and pokes suck)

-Like you do! YOUR HEAD GAME IS FIRE.

#send me asks #yes yes yes #fem dom #god of war #gow #god of war smut #god of war x reader #kratos #kratos smut #freaky #magni and Modi #modi thorson #modi GoW #god of war Modi smut #god of war Modi #modi smut #GOW Modi #fan fic ideas #fan fic requests #fan fic help #fan fic smut #fan fic writing #fan fic reading #fan fic Modi #stinky rat man #stinky boy #he’s our favorite smelly boy #healthy relationships

[robynlilyblack]

Shes underwater again - Send me a situation along with a character and i’ll write a lil blurb (e.g sirius black x shy! fem! reader on their first date) could you pretty please do y/n is peters girlfriend but the boys haven't told her about the animagus situation yet. In defence against the dark arts her boggart turns into an army of rats and lil petes like oh no what do I do now meanwhile remus is trying so hard not to laugh and sirius and james have lost it and y/n's is so confused at how they find her boggart so funny (I love peter but rats freak me out so bad I can't even go near hamsters or just anything even rat like just eww)

Nope

Peter Pettigrew x fem! reader 

Summary: Peters finds out his girlfriends boggart

Warning: swearing

A/n: 0.6k words, the idea of a swarm rats reminded me a little of dishonoured, this is such a funny idea too I love it! Thank you for the request, I hope you like it x

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You sighed in relief as you and the boys finished the last of the glass containers in the DADA classroom “Can we go?” Sirius asks your professor

“Not quite, since you all decided to skip yesterday’s lesson to turn the Ravenclaw’s quidditch gear pink…” you all start sniggering before shutting up as the man glares “…you lot missed our lesson on boggarts, therefore one of you must volunteer to cast the Riddikulus charm on theirs…only then are you free to leave” he says smugly looking at the five of you “So, who will it be?”

Remus and Sirius collapse into themselves, you knew why, James and your boyfriend also looked a little nervous so you decided to go for it, hoping they’ll remember that the next time you ask them for something “I do it” you volunteer

Stepping towards the rattling wardrobe you pulled out your wand, you really had no clue what was going to come out “Ready?” he asks

“No” you half scoff gaining chuckles from your friends and a small eye roll from your professor

He opens the wardrobe, at first nothing happens and a part of you hoped the boggart decided to go on vacation, but then little things started scurrying out of it…rats! A swarm of them coming towards you, nope fuck this, you think as you scramble onto the nearest desk yelling as you go

“Ew no, ew…no no no nope-ity nope” you squeal shaking as you stand on the desk the rats running around in a circle around it “Please do something” you bounce up and down on the desk hoping your friends would help but they’re…laughing?

Sirius and James have lost it, bent over in contagious laughter while Remus’ lips are pressed together as he tries his best to contain his, your boyfriend however looks mildly nervous, okay mild was an understatement, maybe was he scared of them too?

“Pete help please!” you plead gaining his attention, fluttering your eyelashes his face softens 

“Use the charm pumpkin, imagine them wearing little hats or something” he suggests even if there is an evident lump in his throat

You nod taking your wand and picturing all of them with little top hats “Riddikulus” you say but nothing happens, you bounce a little more on the balls of your feet psyching yourself up before trying again “Riddikulus…yes!” you celebrate as the rats run back into the wardrobe with cute little top hats…they still freaked you out but at least they looked amusing now

“Well done miss Y/l/n…” you teacher nods closing the wardrobe and locking it “Now get off of my desk and out of my class room” he eyes you and the boys, his tone light hearted

Sirius and James turn to Peter as you slip off of the desk bashfully “I know what I’m buying you for Christmas” James teases

“Oh…” Sirius taps James arm quickly “…get a monocle too”

“Shut up” Peter hushes as you join his side “Hi Pumpkin” he gives you a cringy smile

“That was something” you giggle “I’m getting you lot back for laughing at me though” you point at them before turning to your boyfriend “Can we get out of here rats give me the heebie-jeebies” you shiver clutching onto his arm making the boys chuckle “Stop it” you pout

“Course” Peter says giving the boys a weird look as he heads to the door the boys parting and bowing as he passes 

“Right this way oh gentle Pete” Sirius says

“I tip my hat to you” James gestures as if he has a hat earing a discreet elbow to the gut as Peter passes him

As you exit you turn to Peter “What was that about?” you ask confused

He shakes his head kissing your cheek “Nothing, don’t worry your pretty little head about it” he says and as you hug him his brain goes into overdrive, maybe we’ll just never tell her

Thank you for reading 💛

#peter pettigrew x reader #peter pettigrew x you #peter pettigrew x y/n #peter pettigrew #peter and you #peter and y/n #marauders fic #maraders era #marauders x reader #robyns600celebration

[littlemisslol-fic]

Day One: Family

Summary: My submissions for Effin' Varigo week! Big thanks to battybatzgirl for setting it up! Hugo and Varian have been dating for three years, and are finally ready to take their relationship to somewhere a lot more serious. However, the world has other plans. With Hugo's proposal in shambles, and Varian focused on saving their friends, they think things can't really get any worse.

They would be wrong.

Prompts are Family ‧ Firework ‧ Fever ‧ Flirt ‧ Fight/Forgive ‧ Future ‧ and Free Day!

Notes: Heheh varigo weeeeeekkk! I've been so excited since this was announced! I'm really happy with how this lil fic's been turning out; it's shorter than most but seeing as I have to post every day for the challenge I hope that's okay 💕💕 I'll see you all tomorrow! It's sure to be explosive!

On the craziest day of his life, Hugo wakes up early.

A little voice squeaks quietly from his chest. Gods, not this early… it can’t be sunrise yet, right? The bed’s so warm, he can’t be bothered to wake up. Hugo sniffs and nearly rolls back over to hide under the sheets; he’s stopped by a sharp tug on his bangs. Ow! He knows exactly who—or rather what—it is, and why they’re being a jerk this early, but man, c’mon! He cracks his eye open and glares at the little thing sitting on his chest.

“Ow, Olivia,” he whispers. Can’t be too loud, lest he wake up his bedmate, but damn. “Do you have to pull so hard?”

Olivia squeaks again. Her little metal ears shift in time with her body movements—a small detail, but one that adds to her looking so damn alive. She really is one of the best things he’s ever made. His heart swells with affection at the sight of her, especially how her big eyes blink in the morning sun.

She’s also waking him up at the ass-crack of dawn. So maybe she’s not that great.

Hugo sinks down into the bed for one last, blessed second in the warmth. Next to him, his boyfriend sleeps soundly. Varian’s always been a heavy sleeper, something that Hugo’s thankful today—he has business to attend to, without any partners in crime. As much as he doesn’t want to get up, Hugo knows that if he tries during normal-human hours the alchemist would be suspicious, which is the last thing he needs.

Varian mumbles something and rolls over. Gods he’s so cute when he sleeps; it’s hard not to coo at the lax snores echoing through the bedroom. Hugo has to narrowly dodge wandering hands lest he gets snagged and drawn into a lazy snuggle. As much as he’d like to stick around, he can’t. Not this morning.

The blond slips from the bed on light feet. Varian quickly reorients himself in the middle of the warm spot with a sleepy noise, rolling over until he can cuddle into the sheets. Adorable.

The alchemist has always ran a little cooler, which makes him search out Hugo any time they sleep in the same bed—which is basically every night now, unless one of them is traveling. He knows he’s a bit of a furnace, something that Varian’s always appreciated. Its truly the best snuggle-to-temperature ratio.

Hugo can’t help but smile and lean down to press a long kiss to Varian’s temple. His boyfriend is a cute sleeper, soft snores whistling through buck teeth and his skin all sleep soft. He’s so cute. Especially with the way his raven hair flares out in every direction, puffing up like a rat’s nest. 

He has to pull himself back before his resolve breaks and he goes back to bed. Hugo throws on his clothes quickly, trying to be as quiet as he can. He doesn’t even put on his boots until he leaves the bedroom and gets farther down the halls. Hugo’s not fucking risking it. Not today.

The castle isn’t really awake yet. It still lazes, sleepy and warm and quiet in the early morning like a slumbering beast. Hugo barely sees another soul as he leaves the great hall and pushes his way into the daylight.

The kingdom of Corona is just starting its day. It’s so early that the cobblestones under his boots are still damp with morning dew. Hugo passes the bakery, Atilla finishing his morning loaves, and then Xavier’s shop with the forge only beginning to warm. Neither are his destination today, but he still waves when they greet him.

It’s strange, isn’t it? Waving to people like a familiar neighbor… though he’s known the locals for like three years by now… Maker, he’s going soft.

He sighs and shakes his head ruefully. That’s a crisis for a later day, his apparent domestication. Eyes on the prize, dummy.

It’s almost good that he’s up this early. No one really comments on why he’s out and about, but beyond a few townsfolk there’s no one out to call him on his weird behaviour. Meaning less people who could potentially comment to Varian and blow this whole endeavor sky high.

Hugo follows the directions he’d written down on a slip of paper. They’re directly from the princess, who had insisted that she help him out. He’s not going to lie and say that it’s not appreciated.

Two lefts and a right, you can’t miss it.

And, sure enough, he doesn’t. The shop in front of him is obviously the one he’s looking for, a large window in the front showing off its wares. Which means it’s show time. Oh shit.

He doesn’t want to admit that he has to take a second, one hand on the handle, before he can muster the courage to enter the building. Eventually Hugo gets there, but it sure takes a bit. Deep breath, and just do it.

The door swings open with a happy little chime. Hugo winces as it rings through the quiet space. The shop owner, an elderly man, looks up at the noise and smiles widely when he sees who it is.

“Mister Hugo, is it?”

The blond coughs at being called out. “Uh, yessir,” he mumbles. The man doesn’t make mention of it, only waving him forward.

“Don’t be so surprised, it’s not every day the princess asks me for a favor. I haven’t opened this early in decades!” He chortles to himself at his own joke. “But I guess you’re on a bit of a secret mission this time, hm?”

Hugo feels heat deep in his face. “Yeah.” He can’t even deny it. Hugo knows that if he’d gotten here before now Varian surely would have discovered what he’s after.

It’s not that his boyfriend is nosy, it’s just that he’s totally fucking nosy and would sniff Hugo out in under a day. If Hugo tried to hide it, there’s no way they would have gotten to today, to The Day.

“Don’t you worry son,” the shop owner says, “old Filibert will take good care of you. We’ll find exactly what you’re looking for. Now, if you come over here, I’ve got a wonderful selection from you to choose from—”

Hugo swallows thickly past the lump in his throat. He knew what he was getting into here, but… to see it actually happening? Damn.

But he chokes back the nerves and follows Filibert to the display case. It’s now or never, after all. And he’d prefer the now.

He’s been waiting long enough.

———  ✧  ———

Rapunzel looks nearly ready to shake out of her skin. For the fiftieth time Hugo wonders if he should have included her—should have included any of these deranged fucks— in his plan, but it’s too late to go back now.

His mission had been successful; he’d gotten exactly what he’d wanted, and the feather-light weight is slowly burning a hole in his pocket the longer it stays there. Part of Hugo just wants to chuck it into the gutter and pretend it never existed. The rest of him would rather throw himself in instead.

“Oh, Hugo,” Rapunzel coos when he shows her his prize, “it’s perfect!”

Fitzherbert peeks over his wife’s shoulder with an appraising expression. “Hm, yeah,” he says, “I guess it’ll work.” His face can’t mask the slight pride in his voice, not from Hugo. It’s strange to hear it from the man, but not unwelcome; here he thought Eugene hated his guts. Maybe Hugo’s finally growing on him. 

Lance elbows Eugene then, chiding him for being quote-unquote salty. Rapunzel sighs as the two men devolve into playful wrestling and sidesteps them as they topple into the grass. Hugo scowls and tucks the source of all this back into his pocket—good Maker, imagine if he lost the fucking thing.

They’re out waiting for Varian, the last of their weird little group to arrive. Rapunzel had been adamant that the lot of them head out to a nearby picnic spot, one that’s a known secret between royals and supposedly the best in all the land. Hugo’s got his doubts, but hey, she’d offered to provide the food so he can’t get too upset.

Lance and Eugene roll a few more times, nearly knocking into the cart. Max lets out an angry whinny and stomps his hooves. Hugo winces when it stirs up a cloud of dust that covers the two men. Eugene immediately wails, his hands flying up to pat at his hair.

“Oh c’mon!” he whines, “I need to look good for today! What’s your problem, horse?”

Max’s answering huff sounds a bit too amused with himself to be apologetic. Lance laughs from his place on the ground, flat on his back and obviously not about to move. Hugo’s foot taps, already sick of this. His nerves are already shot and it’s barely the start of the day.

“When’s Varian supposed to be here?” he asks Rapunzel. She smiles and shrugs before carefully dusting Eugene’s coat off for him. It does nothing to ease Hugo’s apprehension. “I just would like to get going, you know? It’s supposed to be nice out but what if it rains? You never know—”

“Hey,” Rapunzel’s voice is soft. “It’ll be okay. Don’t worry about a thing, we’ll make sure everything will go off without a hitch!”

That’s not comforting, even if she means it that way. The last time this particular motley crew tried to plan something it had ended in sixteen hyped up gophers running amok through the castle, as well as a fire large enough to put half the building at risk. So no, no her words do nothing to chase away the sickening, twisting nerves that wrap around his stomach and squeeze, and have been doing so for the past week.

“Sure.” Hugo manages to bite out. “Without a hitch. Got it.”

His hands clench around nothing. This is going to end so badly, he’ll be the laughing stock of the kingdom for months, he should just give up now before he can make an ass of himself—

“Hugo, it’ll be okay.”

Eugene returns to the conversation. “Yeah, kid,” he offers, “we’ve got your back on this one. No worries at all!”

Hugo has to keep himself from scoffing. “Right. Because you of all people want this to go well.”

That gets a laugh. Eugene reaches over and ruffles his hair, making Hugo squawk in protest. “Hey I may yank your chain but I wouldn’t dream of messing this up. Not for Varian, or for you.”

“He’s going to cry,” Lance adds from his place on the floor. “Just you watch, he’ll be a wreck once it happens.”

“Thank you for the contribution Lance,” Eugene snaps. His face is bright red already, ha.

Rapunzel sighs before leaving the men to their bickering. “Hey.”

Hugo doesn’t look at her. The box in his pocket feels like it weighs a million tonnes, like it’ll pull him down into the earth, letting the dirt swallow him whole.

The princess tries again. “Hugo.”

“Hm?”

“It’ll be alright, you know that? You and Varian have talked about this before, right?”

“Yeah.” Countless times by now, soft whispers in the dead of night. What if, what if.

“Then you know what his answer will be. Besides, we’re here for you. You’ll have your family by your side to watch your back!”

That throws Hugo for a loop. “F—what?”

“Aw, Sunshine, I think you broke him.”

“Shh, Eugene.” It’s not even angry, more endeared. Hugo’s brain is too busy snapping in half to pay attention as Rapunzel offers him a slightly shy smile. “Hugo, you’ve been with us for three years. You and Varian are about as close as you can get—and that makes you a part of this family… if you’ll have us. I don’t want to push it on you, but we love you and we’ll be there for you.”

Something silly in Hugo wants to fucking cry. “I—I don’t…”

Rapunzel smiles. She must be reading his mind because she says: “You don’t have to say anything. Just know that we’re here. No matter what happens—even though nothing will go wrong—you’ll be okay.”

Hugo swallows thickly. He doesn’t—he hadn’t—

“C’mon sunshine,” Eugene chides softly, “you’re gunna break his brain.” But he still winks at Hugo and offers a smile. “But she’s right.”

He’s going to throw up—or maybe just have a heart attack. Maybe both! Getting a bomb like that dropped on him this early in the day, on The Day, the day that’s either going to be the start or the end of his life, throws him for a hell of a loop.

Thankfully his thoughts get a jump-start with the ring of a new voice. A familiar voice.

“Hey guys!” Varian calls. He’s walking toward the group from the castle, one arm up in a wave. “Sorry I’m late, just had to wrap something up in the lab. Were you waiting long?”

“Not at all!” Rapunzel’s serious demeanor vanishes like clouds on a sunny day. “We were just talking about what kinds of games we might want to set up after lunch. I’m thinking charades!”

“No one wants to play charades except for you,” Varian says with a wry grin. “I can promise that already.”

“Excuse me,” Lance pipes up. “I’ll have you know I was the charade king six years in a row.”

Eugene’s voice is offended. “Since when?”

“You don’t know my life.”

Varian rolls his eyes at his family. Hugo can only smile, shrugging and praying to the Maker that he doesn’t seem weird. He can keep up an act for today, right? Right?! Oh Maker help him he’s going to fuck it up, isn’t he?

Rapunzel claps her hands and gestures to the cart. “Okay everyone!” she calls. “Let’s stop the arguments and have a nice. Calm. Day. Alright?”

Eugene and Lance look properly chided. Hugo refuses to acknowledge it for a whole of three seconds before Varian’s elbow jabs itself into his guts.

“Be nice,” Varian chides. Hugo snickers and opts to instead throw an arm over his boyfriend’s shoulders.

“I’ve never been nice a day in my life.”

Varian bites at his lip and arches a doubtful brow. “Mh-hm.”

Hugo’s about to make a snappy comeback when Rapunzel clears her throat. She gestures to the cart and everyone begins to pile in.

The box in Hugo’s pocket continues to weight on him. It’s almost show time. Maker help him, he’s doomed. He takes a seat in the cart and forces a smile when Varian plops down next to him with a grunt.

Max whinnies before starting off. Everyone else begins to chatter, mostly simple things like the weather and castle gossip, but Hugo tunes them out. His foot begins to tap against the wooden floor.

At least he’ll be humiliated around everyone who’d grown so important to him. Maybe they’d have the decency to kill him right before everything goes to shit—right before he can make the biggest ass of himself there is.

But… he wants this. So badly. And if he wants it, it’s time for him to act.

So he sucks in a deep breath and loops an arm around Varian’s shoulders. His boyfriend leans into the contact with a grin, and together they start to snark with Varian’s… with their family.

Maybe he does like the sound of that, after all.

———  ✧  ———

Turns out Rapunzel was right. The picnic site is beautiful. Rolling, grassy fields mixed with lush wildflowers and dotted with trees for shade. In the distance a stream feeds off a cliff, perfect for swimming—and in the center of it all, a tall willow stands at the water’s edge. The meadow is up high on a cliff, offering a stellar view of the valley and forest below.

They’d ridden in the cart for nearly two hours, well past Old Corona and so close to the border you could practically throw a stone to it. Hugo hasn’t been this far from the castle in a couple of years; the library had taken a lot of work to make into something they could use, and he and Varian had been so busy…

But it’s a lovely spot. It’s perfect for what he wants to accomplish today. It makes him all the more nervous; now if something goes wrong he can’t blame the location, or the people, just himself.

Varian hops out of the cart with a grin, only to immediately get wrangled into helping Eugene and Lance set up the blanket and other supplies from the cart. He groans but still jumps in to assist the others.

Hugo finds that his legs have turned to jelly. Oh Maker, it’s time, he’s going to fuck it up, it’s all going to end in flames—

A hand on his. His eyes snap up to meet a matching set; Rapunzel smiles at him, giving a small nod of encouragement.

“It’s going to be great,” she says. The conviction in her voice settles the fear in Hugo’s chest. It’s going to be great.

“Right. Yeah.”

She pats his hand once more before standing and hopping out of the cart as well. Hugo can hear her chiding the boys for their inability to set up a simple blanket, guys what are you even doing?

Hugo sucks in another breath before tentatively reaching into his pocket. The box in his hand is almost cool to the touch. He almost wants to pull his hand back but instead he tugs it out and gently holds it in his palm. It stares back at him, judging.

His hand shakes as he opens the box. Or, more specifically, the shining band of silver inside.

The ring is classy but understated. A simple band of silver dotted with sapphires that remind Hugo of the alchemist’s eyes. He’d gotten a matching one with emerald for himself for if… if things go according to plan.

Either way, he likes the rings. Varian wouldn’t like something over-the-top, or so Hugo thinks. Well, knows. They’d discussed this kind of thing at the same time they’d talked about the idea of what if.

And oh, what a wonderful concept what if is. Hugo had spent the last week turning it over in his mind, holding it to the light, twisting and rotating it until it felt tangible. Inspecting, looking for cracks or flaws—and then finally what if felt as real as what is.

Hugo wants to marry Varian. Wants it like the tides follow the moon or a dragon covets its hoard: reverently, and with the kind of fierce desire that threatens to consume. He’d throw himself from the tallest tower in the kingdom to hear a yes.

And that thought scares him. Hugo had thought he knew what he wants: gold, jewels, fame, fortune. But this new desire, the burning fire of it, is such a new level of want that he doesn’t know how to contain it.

It’s scary. Especially knowing that the only way to get to where he wants to be is to confront it. They may have discussed the m-word, so many times, and decided that it was a path they wanted to follow but… Hugo wants to be the one to propose.

Varian had always proved himself devoted and solid. Hugo wants to show himself to be the same; to prove to himself and Varian both that he’s here for the long haul. That he’s in for living their lives together.

Hugo knows Varian would never doubt how much Hugo loves him. As well, Hugo would never doubt how much he loves Varian. Let alone how much Varian loves Hugo. But to have it sealed like this, with a grand gesture claiming you’re the one for me, I pick you above all else… it feels like too symbolic a moment to leave to fate.

So Hugo enlisted their family, bought the ring, and dragged everyone out to this picture perfect place. And now it’s almost time.

The ring glints at him in the bright sunlight. Hugo snaps the box closed with a sigh and stands from the cart. Varian hasn’t noticed his absence yet, still snappishly ranting at Lance about optimal blanket position for maximum shade.

Hugo shoves the box back into his pocket. He jumps down to join their motley crew, immediately pitching in on Lance’s side just to watch Varian get pissed off. He puffs up like an angry cat, it’s great.

The familiarity helps to soothe his nerves. Hugo can breathe easier as everyone continues to set up, and watching how the sun plays on Varian’s freckles is a hell of a distraction.

 As they sit down to start eating he finally lets himself relax. Rapunzel and Co keep the conversation flowing, and eventually Hugo manages to worm a hand into Varian’s; the warmth of the alchemist’s palm in his grounds him like nothing else can.

Varian looks at Hugo and smiles widely. His eyes sparkle. Hugo can’t help but return it, focusing entirely on the people in front of him. On his family. He barely even notices the storm clouds approaching from the distance.

None of them do.

#varigo #varian #vat7k #fic #effing varigo week #LETS FUCKING GOOOOO IVE BEEN SO HYPE FOR THIS WEEK

[styltea]

genshin men as animals ~

ft. xiao, kazuha, heizou.

a/n: been wanting to write something and this thought suddenly came into mind. haven’t written in a few years so I’m a bit rusty but enjoy my 4 am crackhead energy coming up with this idea 🫡 do correct me for misinformation or if I have left out anything! (: open for debates hehe

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xiao

- a raven

honestly i couldn't tell what would be more fitting than this. ravens in fiction are associated with mystery and death and this honestly fits his bill so mf-ing much. the first time you literally meet him the man gives off a cloud of mystery. that plus his his karmic debt and battles against demons that p much link the death part. darkness, evil, destruction are also some things that are associated with ravens so you got the point. honestly mans just depressed and traveller is one of the only people who seems to make him soft pls hoyo i just want to see emo boy happy.

kaedehara kazuha

- a roller canary/german roller (song canary)

ok hear me out- we all know how this man has a poetic voice tho y'all don't really know of any animals that can literally spit out haikus and shit so uh yeah, songs would be a close equivalent (plus when he literally got his little leaf out blowing that little tune? YES MAAM). the reason i choose the song canary is because they can learn from their surroundings to sing tunes- chef's kiss. basically what im saying is he's a cute birb and i would love to own said birb.

shikanoin heizou

- fancy rat. (domesticated rat)

was literally revealed by hoyoverse that he is a difficult character to get along with *cough cough* ranpo-san. just imagine a rat with a cute lil detective hat. rats, especially as pets are known to be quite intelligent which is very fitting for our fellow detective yet it is also underrated. I do not own a rat myself though perhaps some choose not to take them in due to fear and associating them with stray rats/pests/disease, which I thought was fitting for his ‘difficult’ nature. 10/10 expect him to know some cool tricks you teach him. definitely will joke around with your other pet rats (as they are social creatures). heizou stans pls don't attack me.

#genshin hcs #shikanoin heizou #kaedehara kazuha #xiao

[coralsgrimes]

The ALMOST complete list of Benny Boy’s doing while I was away

almost complete cuz I probably missed somethinggies?

Okie the first thing I could find was that boy was partying with Will Poulter in some fancee members only club in London. No luck out there I suppose cuz he still a naked faced rat x.x also just a personal note, that Will guy seems to be a smart one? Apparently he was in Ireland the other day and he went through the Shannon airport and not through that shitfuck factory which Dublin airport is. Which like smart big brain decision, so Benny? I do approve of this relation 😘 

THEN OMG!! ACTUAL NEWS WHICH I MISSED? Soooooo we actually starting very fucking wild? CUZ BOY GOT HIMSELF AN ACTUAL JOB? sorry if I’m not making any sense here whatsoever but I was expecting to come back to see his flat ass unemployed? Unless someone is pulling a pisser on good ol’ Coral and he still bitchless and jobless ;c oh and this explains the instagram follows of Ian and Mark a while back cuz they are both in the film too. ANYWAYS!

So there’s this film... The Critic is the title. It’s based on a book by Anthony Quinn. Here’s like the three articles I found on it at Deadline, Collider and this lil piece by Heather who is clearly into Benny! All of them articles are putting Benny aside and as supporting character but like lookin at other actors involved Imma not surprised he’s pushed more to the back. So I checked IMDb and what the book is about, and what it says is that Benny’s character is named Stephen, and the book has a character named Stephen Wyley. From the couple of reviews I seen it’s hard to say how big his part in the book actually is but yeee I’d say not extremely big. And there are going to be changes to the material anyways cuz Mark Strong’s character, from what I can tell, is not in the book? Or at least he is not mentioned in any of the pieces I looked through. 

ANYWAYS! So Stephen is a painter, he is also a married man with kids! And he has an affair with Nina (Arterton’s character). He is also beardless. A crime as the film is a thriller or crime something something. Checks out! ALSO would say that life imitates art but that’s..................... Boy was doing some method acting I guess x.x

ONTO THE NEXT! 

So to celebrate (lol) Benny took his lil ass to Wimbledon, cuz as we all know Benny has four character traits (one more than a TS4 sim!) and these are Queen, When Harry Met Sally, his shitty degree and... TENNIS! So it’s weird alright? Cuz he posted a selfie (on July 3rd) and then another boy’s definition of cute diy collage three days later. The latter was SUPPOSEDLY a thankies to Ralph Lauren. What I could spy with ma lil eye was what Imma pretty sure are the exact fucking same rags he wore before. None of them are by any of RL labels as far as I can tell x.x and yes I do have boy’s whole wardrobe memorized, cuz he has like two pair of pants and two cardigans. So it’s nothing impressive. Hold them applauses. And here is his naked face (a rant about that Im gonna post separately cuz here Imma trying to be informative lol, also the rant is like 9k words as of now sooooooooo) 

Couple days later his naked ass was caught on tape in Camden

And his new hunting ground seem to be Camden. He livin his Rocky dream at a gym there! Can’t post the video ;c gonna post separately ;c 

AND NOW ONTO INSTAGRAM! 

Soooooo boy was pretty active there. A lil I love ye to Dead Poets Society and ofc he could not stop himself from tagging Ethan xd he keeps doing this right? I mean tagging famous folks but they do be ignoring him every time... Remember the West Side Story post? 

What more...... He liked this post of Taron Egerton as soon as it was posted x.x oh and he followed a singer Eliza. 

So yeeeeesh that would be it from our boy x.x the duckie face will not be discussed here as I found out it might be a health hazard ;c will answer the pucker up queries separately in ma pink hazmat suit 🧚‍♀️

#ben barnes #the worst benny boy updates blog is back from retirement #for today at least #how do ye like my detective work? #😘😘 #the fan pic is from twitter and the original poster me thinks is PapuCaro

[onlyjaeyun]

COLD HEARTS J U S T STARTED AND LMFAOAOAOHDAKDJ DAWG WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN THESE GCS 😭😭😭😭 easily one of the most unhinged gcs i’ve ever seen ngl 🤞 first of i cant believe that we’re about to start another smau again god bless you zadie and your unreal brain cells 💯 now the fact that u made the maknae line 4liferz makes me emotional like a lil bitch cuz they have a soft spot in my heart like they’re literally alvin and the chipmunks i LOVE THEM 💔💔💔💔 they’re so cute and unhinged ngl me and riki would actually be besties we would be like this 🤞 forever together forever. LOCKED IN 🔒‼️ second why is everyone coming for my manz jaems 🤨🤨 especially hoon like calm down elsa that’s na jaemin you’re talking about ntm on my boy ❕i love nana i don’t know how im gonna handle him being an asshole 💔 (ik it’s for the plot and it makes everything spicier so im SEATED 🪑) anywho heeseung you WHORE why is this man like this oh lord. idk if you’ve seen that one video of him during their concert where he’s literally signalling girls in the crowd to call him like 🤨🤚 CALM DOWN HELLO???? but that’s literally cold hearts heeseung rn. chill 😨 ANYWHO im so intrigued, perplexed and curious (not sponsored by shinee) about WHY sunghoon & yn had a fight 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 AND IT MADE THEM LIKE COMPLETELY FALL APART?? like what was it about yall about to have me galloping like taemin 🤔🤔🤔🧐🧐🧐🧐 call me detective conan the way im about to investigate shit like it’s a life or death situation 🕵️‍♀️ (i’m not gonna reach shit.) also STAR PLAYER RIKI LETS FUCKING GOOOO ⭐️ younger brother niki whos literally ready to drop out of the entire team for his sister god i love your mind 🙏🏼 he’s gonna be the star of this smau too i can already tell 😁 anywho moving onto the rats that escaped the sewage what was that girl’s name again??? jakyung?? i gen cant remember is she gonna be our sumin of cold hearts ☹️ man im all about women supporting women and feminism ✊ but girl if this mf turns out to be another pick me sumin & shiah’s love child shit i might actually have to get violent 👊 square up hoe i already dONT LIKE HER AT ALL 🤼 anywho yn pls take the job so ur enemies to lovers arc with hoon can start thank you 🙏🏼

i hope you’re taking care of yourself zadie :D love u sending u so many hugs & kisses ! <3

-⁉️

I GENUINELY THOUGHT I HAD REPLIED TO THIS ALREADY IM SO SORRY BABY 😭😭😭

but firstly thank you SO much for always making my day with your sweet, funny ass messages they're lit my highlight 😭🤍

honwstly knowing you, you'll probably figure out a few bits rather faster bc your brain is like super quick to catch up 👀 can't wait to read your assumptions and ideas !!!!!

and yesss, i haven't included riki in any of my previous smaus so this time he's gonna be the glue of the group!!! and ofc i gave him and yn a super sad backstory to make it even more emotional and i cant wait for you guys to read that!🤍

thank you sm for this baby you made me giggle and ugly chuckle and kick my feet and blush all in the same breath and i love and appreciate you so, so much 🥺🫧☁️

#; mailbox 📬 #; cold hearts

[crispyliza]

The fandom when talking about England lately

#when I say lately i mean 1-2 years or so #he's our cute lil rat man #aph england #hws england #arthur kirkland #aph uk #aph britain #hetalia #axis powers hetalia #aph #hws #axis powers ヘタリア #hetalia world stars #meme #my edit #crack #hetalia season 7

[rightsforbrunomadrigalonly]

Can I request a bruno x pregnant reader headcanons ?

{A/N: ✨⌛️Absolutely, because I often think about how sweet and how good of a father this man would be and I am more than willing to write a bit of cute lil Bruno fluffs because I love my lil baby rat man<3 I know nobody asked, but i also added just a little touch of how I feel certain characters would react and help!💚⌛️✨

{Word count: unknown}

{Warnings 🚨: none unless you count tooth rotting fluff.}

First of all I just want to preface this by saying the only person more excited, aside from you and Bruno, about there being a new set of little toes in the house is Alma. 

She probably NEVER thought the day would come that her little Brunito would produce new gift holders for la Familia. 

It probably fills Bruno with mixed emotions to know how excited his mother is, especially knowing her high standards for how she expects her family to run. 

He would NEVER tell Abuela to her face that he doesn’t want his child pressured and burdened by all this gift stuff, but he definitely tells you. He’s very open about it whenever you two are alone. 

He’ll lay his head in your lap, fingers absent mindedly tracing light spirals on your swollen abdomen as the occasional sigh passes his lips. 

You’d reach your hand down to his head, gently swirling one of his curls along your finger watching as he melts into your touch. You don’t have to even ask what’s wrong. 

He’d immediately spill whatever’s mentally siphoning his contentment. I’d imagine by this point he KNOWS he doesn’t get to just hide his emotions from you anymore.

Bruno: “What if the baby gets a gift like mine.” 

Y/N: “Then we’ll love them...and we’ll guide them...and we’ll help them grow.. Everything we’re suppose to as their parent. ” 

Bruno: “Well, yeah duh I know that Vida...but I-I dont know. I just don’t want my kid to have to grow up the way I did...I know mama. If our kid grows up with some cursed useless gift like me, I’m never gonna hear the end of it. I don’t want them to get outcasted for something they don’t have a choice on....” 

GOD THE TRAUMA THAT RESONATES AND LIVES RENT FREE IN THIS MANS MIND. 

It just burned you up, you hated to see the anguish he held. While the two of you always made such strong progress working through the pain and doubts he held onto throughout the years, you still wished you could do more. 

Y/N: “Mi Amor, our baby will always have a place in this family. Right here...with you and me...And if your mama doesn’t like whatever gift is bestowed upon our child when they come of age, she can take it up with me. I will FULLY advocate for our child, no one will make our baby feel like they do not belong in this family.”

His eyes are just hearts as he glances up at you.

It also heats his stomach to see the primal mama bear side of you. He thinks it’s the cutest thing in the world. 

The man is CONSTANTLY asking his sisters for advice. 

As two woman who have given birth 3 times each, he takes their word as gospel. 

Bruno: “What did you always want more than anything when you were pregnant? I mean, you two have had kids before....I just want to make sure she’s comfortable without being a bigger pain than anything she’s going through.” 

Julieta: “Honestly, the only thing I wanted more than anything when I was pregnant was to not be pregnant anymore.”

BRUNO.EXE WOULD STOP WORKING.

“WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN JULIETA. I CAN’T JUST UNPREGNANT HER”

He’d press his lips together, brows pinching in confusion. He’d ask for something more manageable that he can help with. Back rubs, foot rubs, stuff like that. 

Both of his sisters would 100% give him a laundry list of helpful and NOT helpful things that he could possibly do to help ease you to your due date.

Pepa: “Don’t suffocate her! ¡Por el Amor de Dios!, I hated NOTHING more than when Felix followed me around like I was some fragile helpless thing! I just wanted him to shoo! When you’re that big and that uncomfortable having someone follow you around and worry about your every move day in and day out is NOT helpful.”  

He definitely takes this all to heart, making sure to keep a strong mental list of all the DO NOT’s. The last thing he wants is to make your pregnancy and his presence in it a nuisance.

He’ll happily climb the stairs of the tower as many times as you need throughout your pregnancy to bring you midnight snacks and treats. Anything you want, you’ve got. 

Antonio is EXCITED. 

He asks Bruno everyday when the baby will be here. 

Truly it’s a good test of patience for the man. Repetitive questions are a consistent part of a child’s learning, especially when testing the limits of their parents patience.  

Bruno: “Uh, aha well I don’t ACTUALLY know...well yeah I COULD have a vision but your Tia told me I was to have absolutely no visions about the baby, so sorry kid. When the baby is born they’re born. I promise you’ll know about it, okay?”

 As you approach closer to your due date, the man is a wreck. He composes it fairly well but internally he’s screaming, throwing up, panicking. 

He’s definitely scared to be a dad. What if this kid doesn’t like him? What if he’s not good with kids? What if he’s not a good parent? What if he doesn’t love his kid...is that something that happens? Can he hate his kid? 

He would not bother you with these thoughts though, he’d confide them in someone else. Agustin or Felix. 

Bruno: “Anything I should be doing right now?....I’m just...I-....What if when this kid is born, I don’t like them and they don’t like me.....What if I’m bad at this whole being a dad thing. I think I want to throw up.” 

They give him the pep talk of a lifetime. From two amazing fathers, to one amazing father to be, they know exactly what he needs to hear. 

Agustin: “It’s scary at first, you have this little human looking up at you and they’re so helpless and defenseless, but the first time you lay your eyes on that baby nothing else in this world is gonna matters. The only thing you’ll be able to think about is them. And your wife of course.”  

Felix: “is’ true. The first time I ever held Delores I thought, there is nothing more gorgeous. She blew the breath right outta me. Bring yourself some tissues, your going to cry mi Hombrecito.”

The day you give birth he’s a wreck. Pacing back and forth outside of his door, fingers winding and twisting his ruana as he waits for the door to pop open.

If I’m being entirely honest, while you would have wanted him there, both Pepa and Julieta strongly advised against it. 

He’s definitely a little squeamish and I feel is the type of dad to pass out in the middle of delivery. 

While it breaks your heart to think you’d have to go through this alone without your husband, you know he’s leaving you in two very capable hands. 

When the door finally opens, Casita wastes no time bringing the man straight to the top of the tower. The tiles clatter and clink as they warp him to your side in what felt like no time at all. 

His heart thuds ferociously against his ear as the sight of you with a tightly wrapped baby pans into his vision. Those gorgeous green eyes of his widen and glisten as he watches the way the small baby lays so peacefully nuzzled against your chest. The bottom of his foot would rub against the top of his toe as he glances between both you and the baby, his ruana still tightly wound in his hands. 

Bruno: “Hi.”

He’d be so flustered and so overwhelmed he wouldn’t know what to say. 

Felix is 100% right. Tears are all over the mans face just LOOKING at the baby.

Casita would nudge Bruno's body forward until he’s next to the bedside. 

You’d give him a weak tired smile, gently holding the baby forward for him to take, his hands hesitative as they remain in their wound place. 

Y/N: “It’s okay mi Amor. You’ve waited 9 months for this moment, you’re ready. Come meet our baby.” 

His hands would out stretch and you’d lay the baby right against his chest, positioning Bruno’s arms to insure he holds and supports the baby properly. 

Overwhelmed is an understatement to say the least. 

His brain is in a whirl wind as he watches the baby whimper and worm in his arms, their little mouth popping open as they give a yawn. 

How could he think he’d ever hate this baby. 

Tears pour down his face, and you cant help the way your own tears dribble. You extend your hand out craddling his cheek as your thumbs brush the water from his face. 

Bruno: “I will never let anything in this world hurt you. I love you...Both of you” 

He’d glance down at you, just pressing a small kiss to your forehead.

He holds the baby for as long as he can until eventually he has to pass them back to you. His eyes don’t leave the two of you the minute the baby is out of his hands.

He was mush, putty in your hands. Both of you. 

#encanto bruno #bruno madrigal #bruno madrigal x reader #bruno madrigal x oc #bruno #bruno encanto #family madrigal #rights for bruno madrigal #fluff

[gh0ulbunni]

Guide to the Toad Artists

If you like a certain side of Toad, then.. Well here you go. Ima rattle off which artist draws which side of him so that you can effortlessly find your niche of Toad

@cryptic-cockroach: draws the scrunkly adorable lil frog man side of Toad

@comicgoth666: draws the slutty queer side of our Toad man

@ohmygillygoshoppler: draws wholesome Mortimer/Todd and the brotherhood stuff

@gh0ulbunni aka moi: draws the feral predatory and sadistic animalistic sexy side of him

@toad-apologist: draws mainly Todd Tolansky and the b-hood

@rotten-piranha: draws cute soft Toad

@croxovergoddess: draws Toad as a new hero training with Spider-man and Deadpool and finally getting the love and recognition he deserves

@yee-honks: draws him as a crinkly lil sewer rat menace <3

#mortimer toynbee #artists on tumblr #artist #digital artist #female artists #digital art #art #x men toad #toad

[owaowabetch]

Minecraft Part 2 (Sykkuno x F!Reader)

Oneshot (maybe part of a series??? at this point probs): Chaos in the server, Will a deal entice you to become part of the comfy cartel? Or will you resist the temptation of the deal and side with the resistance? Friendship and a lil romance (oohhh things are starting to heat up)

Warning:Non beta (cuz we baddies purr); part of Uh-oh & Impasta

You had been streaming Minecraft for about 4 hours when you decided to end it for a small meal break. Though ending stream didn’t stop you from continuing playing with your friends. Unfortunately, Sykkuno had not been on while you were streaming, since you did so quite earlier than usual, but you wanted to remodel your minecraft home; turning the once pink wooden home to a white quartz block using the obscene amount of quartz that Jae gifted you as to entice you to join his faction in the sever. It was a nice bribe gift, but you have yet to align yourself with the ressistance or the comfy cartel. 

So, while gettin gifted quartz blocks was nice, hearing that Toast gave Lily a gun enticed you more.But you doubt Toast’s whole character arc will entrust you with one. You maybe be living with his ‘right-hand’ man, but he seems to be slowly on a downward spiral. Kind of like a crazy wacky scientist- he’s doofenshmirtz. 

Anyways you had completed the finishing touches on your remodeled, when you saw in the little chat that Sykkuno was on. “ OH!OH!OH! SYKKUNO!”

You were excited to show him the newly made house. The house was three levels to your house, but you’re mostly wanna show him the basement area.

You saw the iconic teal shirt paired with the green stripped scarf boxy figure making their way towards you. You emoted the cheering pose and happily called out to him “Hi Sykkuno!” 

“Hey, Y/n!” He cheered back coming closer “I have something for you!” 

You start jumping up and down “Present!” You like getting free things, especially if it comes from someone you like....as a friend of course. Yup yup, just as a friend. As, he stood in front of you he laughed “What are you doing?” watching your character wave their arms around

You laughed back at him “Just happy to see you!”

“Well, I’m always happy to see you!” Sykkuno chirps out and adds on with a slight stutter “C-cause we’re friends! I’m always happy to see such a great friend!”

Feeling the high of him telling you how he was always happy to see you was crushed by him reminding you that friends is all that you both may only ever be. So with the disappointment lingering and the excitement wearing off, you just mutter a reply back. “Yes! The bestest of friends!”

“Yup, yup. Anyways have some water mills” He throws some black blocks with blue markings on them “Follow me!” You both ran near your home “Claim this bit of land” and you did so. “Now, dig like a 3 by 6 hole and place two water mills close to each corner and one in the middle bottom”(1). You followed his instructions “Ok, so im just gunna place the water” You watched him do so “Ok! I think it’s all good and ready to go!”

You crouch and inch around the hole “What is it?”

“Ok well you know how I got you that green lasso that has you swinging and jumping all over the place with the slime boots?” Sykkuno asks crounching up right beside you 

“Yea yea!” You crouch and uncrouch in circles around him

“Well I have something even better!” He cheers “Eh” he grunts and throws a ring on the floor. You awe and oh as you put the ring in your hot bar “How cute! It has little wings on it!” 

“Yea! It’s a special ring” Sykkuno tells you 

“Special ring?...Are you proposing to me! OMG Sykkuno” You joke 

“Wah?” Spluttering out in confusion but deciding to play along “I mean are you accepting?”

You laugh “Woah, Sy! How bold of you sir”

He giggles back to you before teaching you how and where to put the ring. “OK do you have it on?”

You jump up and down in response allowing the slime boots to spring you up higher. “Yup Yup”

“Ok so, why don’t you take off your slime boots and then press the space bar” He jumps up and down, which you do. You gasp as you are lifted into the air “Sy! Look! Im flying!!” He is in the air next to you “I can see! Cause I am also flying!”

“How are we doing this! This is so fucking cool!” You laugh as you start moving around in the air “WAIT! Are you streaming? I’m so sorry!”

He laughs as he starts following you around in the air “It’s fine, but the ring I gave you is an angel ring. As long as your wearing it, then you can just fly around”

“Wow! Thanks Sykkuno!” You cheer and you walk around in the air “Clean! Clean!” 

“Yea, Of Course! It’ll be alot easier for you to get to places faster” He explains once more “Now, my chat has been going crazy and telling me that you redid our house?”

Excitement lit through you as you were ready to show him the remodeling works that you’ve done “Yes! I did! I’m so excited to show you” You move your camera out of first person and notice your character wearing a pair of white wings on your back “Oh my god! Sykkuno! I didn’t know that there was actual wings that appear on your lil person!”

“uh yea! I didn’t know if you wanted to have or not, cause mine are invisible” Sykkuno says flying next to you as you make the short distance back to your home “but i remembered you saying that you wanted to buy fairy wings. I could’ve made them pink to look like them, but i thought the white ones would suit you better”

“Cause i’m such an angel?” You tease as you reached your front door

“Well uh you are um a nice person” Hearing the shyness in his tone made you think that he was being sincere and it made you blush “Thank you Sykkuno, you’re one of the best people i know!”

He clears his throat “uh well um, look we made it!” trying to divert the conversation away from the compliments. You made a mental note to yourself to compliment him more, so that his confidence rises up and he no longer shies away from them.

“Yup!” You open the door “come on in!” He oh’ed as he came in, seeing the kitchen area first “As you can see Sy and chat, I have created a kitchen with actual fucking oven and fridge! How crazy is that! These mods are cool!”

“So, yeah! Kitchen area, though I doubt we’ll use it” You comment

“Wow! a fridge! Neat!” He opened the fridge and looked at the decor of other kitchen appliances 

You laugh at his wording “ Yup! and this is our living room slash library” leading him further into the house and showing him the sitting area with a bunch of bookcases surrounding the fake chairs “and right next to this is the ‘dining room’ where more seats were placed with a table and a cute flower in a pot atop the table. “So, yea this is the first floor!” 

“This is cool! Oh! it’s [y/f/flower] on the table” He notes and you nod feeling your cheeks flush a bit before admitting “of course! It’s actually the flower you gave me on our first day...”

“thats, thats really cool that you kept it” Sykkuno replies and there is a bit of silence between the two of you. Not awkward but almost in a content kind of way. Peaceful if you will. 

“Ok! Now lets head upstairs! It’s where we sleep!” You say walking up the stairs showing him the green beds placed next to each other “I didn’t know if you wanted to sleep next to each other again, but i did it anyways lol” 

He walked around the room and admired the little decor spread around the walls and opened chests in the room. He laughed awkwardly “it’s fine, it’s just a respawn point so its no biggie!”

“Yea to sleepovers!” You cheer 

Clearing his throat he noted how much he liked the room, causing you to smile and thank him “But i know what you’ve been wanting to see the most!”

“What do you mean?” He questioned and looked at you 

“The basement! Dun Dun DUN!” You jump at him scooting him down the stairs

He laughed in disbelief “What was that? Did you just hit me?”

“Nope” Emphasizing the p “ I just jumped at you which caused you to go down the stairs! I could never hurt you Sy!”

“Well I could never hurt you too” He mutters back and you pouted at how cute his response was

“Oh! You could just make your way down there! I forgot that Jae wanted me to give him some quartz back!” You gasp remembering what Jae had told you

“What do you mean?” His character looks back at you

And you look back at his and think “hmmm I don’t know if I should snitch or not, but Jae gave me an obsence amount of quartz blocks to build the house! I knew it was a little hard for you to get some, so he offered to give me some”

He hummed back “I see....” 

You noted how the atmosphere tensed for a split moment until Sykkuno happily noted that it was nice of him to give you something he couldn’t, but it sounded a bit off to you. Though you didn’t pay much attention to that since you didn’t want to reveal the resistance, as you have yet to align yourself with any of the two factions, well soon to be three since you believe that Sydney is doing some witchy stuff.

“Well, why don’t you go do that while I check the basement and give something to toast really quick!” He tells you 

“Ok!” You reply back to him rifling through your chests to find the remaining the blocks to give to Jae “I’ll see you in a bit, maybe toast too!”

With that you made your way back to Jae to hand him the quartz back, though it was quite an ordeal since he made a whole rant on how evil the comfy cartel were and how you should join them and become a spy cause apparently Toast is planning on doing something that could affect the entire server....

So you just ignored all of that and made your way back home, to have Toast and Sykkuno greet you at the front door.

“Hey guys! Im back” You cheer at them

“What did Jae want huh?!?!” Toast immediately questions you “Did you tell him any of our business huh? Should we be trusting you huh? huh? HUH!?!”

“Whoa Toast” You back up as he was getting all up in your face

“Wow Toast, are you okay?” Sykkuno places himself between you two 

“Im doing just fine” Toast answers back and you notice his full gear armor “Just wanted to know if we have a rat here”

You tsk “wow Toast, I see how it is. I see. By the way you look like a Power Rangers villan, just sayin”

He takes out his gun and points it at you “Well you won’t be sayin much Motherfucka!”

“I won’t say anything at all if you give me a gun to join the comfy cartel” You hit Sykkuno away and hear him utter an ow “Cause I don’t have an allegiance with anyone at the moment. So I’m a free agent and I can talk to whoever whenever” Throwing his words back at him and implying that you can speak to anyone without repercussions.

“AH right you are not part of the comfy cartel yet” He nods to himself “Well I wont give you a gun to join the group cause frankly I know that you’ll just shoot me”

You sigh “Then i’-”

“Instead!” He interrupts you “I’ll give you something better!” 

You pout “but i wanna cap a bitch”

“Instead of cappin’ you’ll be rackin’ cause you’re gunna have to collect taxes from people and in exchange you get the left hand of my right hand” He moves closer to you, that statement throw you through a loop ‘left hand?right hand?’. You were confusion. “Capiche?”

“What do you mean?” You question and he evil laughs and hits sykkuno.

“Wha? What was that Toast” Sykkuno also confused as to why Toast hit him and what Toast meant.

“I’m saying that you can have Sykkuno!” He evil laughs once more 

Sykkuno splutters “Wha? What do you mean Toast?!?!”

You were shocked at what he said. Giving you Sykkuno? “What do you mean?”

“You can marry Sykkuno” He repeats himself once more “You are both important to each other, why else live together? This way I’m keeping you both in check” and once again with the evil laughter

‘I’m glad im not streaming otherwise some of the more entitled fangirls would 100% send hate comments to me’ you think to yourself

You hum “Will I still get a gun?”

“Only if you can become my number one marksmen and execute the people I tell you too” He offers you

“Deal” You nod to yourself 

“Wha? [Y/N]?” Sykkuno sputters out “You’re ok with this?” and nodding to yourself you reply with a yes and asks him if he is also “Well I- uh I” he continues to laugh awkwardly “I mean uh sure?”

“Neat!” You reply throwing a diamond at him “Here’s your dowry lol”

Though before another conversation could happen Toast butts in once more “This was a test and you both passed” and throws a gun at you “Here take this one, prove yourself and I’ll get you a better one”

You put the gun in your hot bar and place it in your hand. “Clean!” You start point it in different directions “Thanks! Toast!”

“Don’t betray me or else you gets the hose!” He starts walking backwards then comes back up to you “Oh, also your target is Leslie, be sure to collect her taxes before killing her.” Walking backwards once more before coming back “Oh Sykkuno hand me the diamond [y/n] gave you.” He does so “Ok that’ll be your last tax payment until I have you look for materials for a special project” He evil laughs as he flies away

“OK! Great talk!” You call out and emote the happy one, with your arms lifted up and shaking about “Awesome! I get a gun muahahahaha!”

You hear Sykkuno clear his throat “so uh, you were ok with marrying me?”

“Yea! so were you!” You say as you move you camera around trying to find a good angle to see it properly

“Because you were!” He replies back and that took you aback a bit as you didn’t realize how uncomfortable it may have been for him.

“Well you didn’t have too if you didn’t want to” You felt a bit embarrassed at the fact that he did it because you wanted to but not he himself personally

“Wha, well I didn’t think you were being serious” Once again laughing awkwardly “Cause you know girls aren’t in- OW”

You shot him with the gun in annoyance.

‘Bitches are into you Sykkuno’ You screamed in your head ‘I‘M BITCHES!’

 Author’s Note:

Side Note 1 - I dont know if this is correct lol

No cap but i had written half of this like 3 days after writing Part 1 but I got lazy lmao sorry! Also this is gunna be a slowburn story cuz lets be real our smol bean and all of our asses are awkward as hell and kind insecure in the romantic aspect, so realistically it would not be fast paced.

So here it is Minecraft pt.2/4

Tags: @sushiims

#sykkuno x reader #sykkuno fanfic #sykkuno imagines #sykkuno x y/n #sykkuno #sykkuwu #corpse x reader #corpse husband x reader

[animated-moon]

hello there! I've been seeing this a lot but can you introduce your moots to everyone and what do you think of them? 🤗

HELLO THERE ANON <33 you caught me in a good day and i’m ready to have social interaction let’s go 🙌 i just added a few moots ive been talking to recently!! (and i finished this in one day)

@0jiro / meet the friendly neighbourhood iwa lover everyone. she’s very cute and i love her (we’re married) ! we would sell our souls for nanami (who wouldn’t) and she introduced me to a cute ket game <33 (thank you for moon ket he was so cute :( <3) she’s also very caring and if i were you i’d go follow her rn (what you doing if you arent already following her ?????)

@kyoutxni / I LOVE THIS MF 🤬 we’re hoes for each other he likes boobies and i draw him boobies ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 we have an amazing toji krabs collab coming but yall just aren’t ready for my amazing art yet. tiddie lover, suguru geto chaser, nanami wanter, thirst dumper (me to him. yes.)

@miyamartina / FIRST FRIEND ON TUMBLR :(( GORLIE I HOPE YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU SM 🤬 she has amazing art (i dont want to hear martina art slander i will throw a tantrum) and shes the sweetest person ever :(( thank the rats, truly 😞🙏 we’re both weird genshin (itto… atm) obsessed people and i’m proud to be her itto tiktok dump rn 🙌

@neonical / HELLO???? i love you sm it was love at first sight and we were meant to be <33 us irls soon 😞 we’re also married and we in fact have an actual marriage certificate guys 🙄🙄🙄 our priest was leo btw he’s a professional and definitely didn’t scam 2000 dollars off us <3 ALSO IS VERY CUTE N SWEET AND HYPES ME UP I THEM SM :(((( will give you lots of presents when we meet muahmuah <3

@pm4gal / HELLO ILY SM 🤬🤬🤬 thank you for contributing to my wedding funds on dank memer lots of kisses to you 😚 ALSO MAY IS SO CUTE IM GONNA CRY SOMEONE GIVE HER LOVE RN (i’ll steal your pelvis bones when ur not looking if u dont) she also tolerates my weird preferred nicknames + hypes me up a lot and we talk about a certain blond man a lot.. if you know what i mean 😍

@luvbub / BUB <333 bub is also my wife (let’s pretend mitsuya doesn’t exist atm 🧑‍🦯) and i love her for how much she loves yarn 😞😞 i mean have you even seen her talk about her crochet projects it’s so cute it makes me wanna have a try. SHE ALSO HYPES UP MY COUCH CATALOGUE SHE ENCOURAGED ME TO GET A JUSTIN BIEBER COUCH YALL ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥 in conclusion, stan bub, luvbub (i’m hilarious) and support bub with everything you have <3

@shoyotime / hey incredibly seggsy babygurl 🙌🙌🙌🙌 /j INEZ IS THE BEST TOO <333 inez is so deprived of scented candles which should be a crime at this point 😕 one of my first wives ever and she lives in my closet #couplegoals #relationship #romantic 😍😍 one day i’ll send you a box of scented candles there and we’ll light everything on fire we can have a candlelight dinner 😍

@babydai / dai babie :((( <33 i love her sm she’s so gorgeous and sweet and cute :((((( she reminds me a lot of a bunny and she’s also one of the genuises who opened my eyes up to the world of cute ket game <333 i would drown her in my love and effection for every second of the day if i could >:( her voice is also super calming and adorable I LOVE HER SM 🤬

@beware-of-the-rogue / HELLO???? RO IS SO SUPPORTIVE SHE RB-ED MY WORK AND SAID SHES PROUD OF ME IN THE TAGS 🤬🤬❤️‍🔥 that’s all you need to win my heart over :(( i just know shes super hot and shes so caring ?!???!2$;9/$ complete momma figure i would smother her in kisses if i could 💯

@solaxena / ATHENA <33 athena is the cutest ever she’s my junior who i would protect with my entire life :((( she’s so cute and she just has that comforting aura around her that just makes you wanna melt like a marshmellow :( she’s also good at reading people but not in a creepy way 😞😞 AGAIN SHES THE CUTEST PERSON EVER I WANNA HUG HER AND GIVE HER CUTE KEYCHAINS EVERYDAY <33

@cupidines / CUPID !!! honestly i was a lil intimidated when i first saw your blog bcus you seemed so cool but sweet :(( (AND YOU ARE <3) and i’m so glad we’re moots and that i got to talk to you :((( also your cat is very cute and your blog is extremely pretty >:)) you’re also an adorable individual and i would run to whereever you are and give you free blankets and ice cream if youre sad

@haikyuutothetop / CEL >:(((( cel bby i love you so so much <33 we went through lots of divorces and marriages but tbh i don’t even remember why (but it was very fun >:)). I SWEAR I’LL TRY TO BE MORE ALIVE TO TALK ABOUT OUR PROJECT SOON 😞 with our wakatocelmoonten power we can take over the world 🙄🙌🙌 we’re just holding back smhh

@tobibam / BAM BAM!! bam bam is a huge sweetheart and thank you for writing such long asks to me and saying it’s alright i don’t reply immediately :((( AND YOUR VALENTINES LETTER TO US WAS SO CUTE TOO?!???? i remember when you asked for you and suga’s selfship for the ask game and yall were so cute omg :(((( pls stay cute i love you sm 🤬🤬

@mysterystarz / NOVA !!! nova is a big sweetie and akaashi lover >:)) she’s supported me a lot and along my journey with tendou anon my fav person ever :((( ALSO VERY CUTE AND I NEVER TOLD YOU BUT I LOVE UR THEME SM 🤬🤬 your writings are beautiful as always and honestly sometimes i reread the first longfic i’ve ever read from you 😞😞

@kitacharm / NAT BABE. GOSH. HAVE I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU SO SO MUCH SMH 🤬🤬🤬 you’re so cute and precious :( and supportive :( and sweet :(( and you were also always helping me with tendou anon shenanigans :((( you deserve so much and i hope school isn’t too tiring for you 🤬 i’ll go over there and eat ur homework if i have to 🙄👎

@ichigomis / RAY MY WIFE <333 I LOVE OUR SUN MOON DYNAMIC SM AND OUR TAG 🤬🤬🙏 you were also so supportive when i was crying about teppei (i still am) and when i said i’d write for thoma (which i have not yet) 😞😞 i have to interact with you more UGHHHH. and also please don’t tattoo that sakusa on your forehead i’m still concerned about that (i’ll draw you a better one soon 🤬)

@spiritingawaytoanime / ELLIOT THE SWEETHEART 🤬🤬🤬 once again i love you SO MUCH (AND THAT TENDOU FIC??????? THAT TENDOU FIC OMFG IM STILL THINKING ABOUT IT 🤬🤬🤬🤬) your writing is so good and holy shit your fits *chefs kiss* YOUR FITS AND UR COSPLAY IM ON THE FLOOR 🙌 i’m glad we became moots and also we’re gonna have to watch howl’s moving castle soon 💯

@shirari / you and shirabu CUTEST JUNIORS EVER 😞😞😞 and in case you’ve ever wondered, I DID READ THAT FIC YOU NAMED ME TSUKIYO IN <333 it made my heart do little jumps thank you so so much :(( ALSO YOUR ART???? YOUR ART IS SO SEGGSY I LOVE IT 🙏 please keep doing art it’s absolutely adorable

@teyvatdreams / DANI!!!! oh lord i REALLY have to talk to you more >:(( hopefully that’ll happen as i start to write for genshin again (i actually have an albedo fic in my drafts >:)))!! AGAIN ONE OF THE CUTEST PERSON EVER AND I’D SELL MY LEG TO PROTECT YOU 🤬🤬🤬 i love you sm and want to give you lots of headpats and fluffy pillows >:(

#the devil works hard but moon works harder #🌌 — the galaxy won’t tell #⭐️ — : anon

[laniidae-passerine]

for the fandom ask thing: ruby redfort or our mando rr au if you feel up to it

i'm so sorry this took me so long to get to!!! ok here we go

Ruby Redfort

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): Hitch! he's everything I want in a character - controlled, nervous, clever, unsure of himself, poised, disastrous, attractive, on -4 hours of sleep, witty, cotton-mouthed, stylish, unable to keep a solid relationship for more than two pages. Perfect!

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Mouse! love her she's just so sweet and kind but she'll stamp on ya toes to get you to stfu

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): Valerie <3 bc I read "scary hot woman with diamond revolver, flaming red hair, sunglasses, perfect style and a scarred face" when I was 7 and went "oh she's an icon". Admittedly I'm on a one woman mission to make everyone love her but she's still underappreciated

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): SJ <3 remember when she kept talking about Sabina having been poisoned when Hitch was miming "shut the fuck up!!!!" signals at her? legend

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): mmmm. is anyone unpopular and 'problematic'?? the Count is a legend and frankly thee most pathetic man is Miles but we all adore him

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): haha Babyface is getting his shit rocked!!!!

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): for trying to kill children crimes, Marnie and/or Casey. for irritating me crimes, Quent

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blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most): I can't pick!!!!! they're all my beloveds <33333

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped): Ruby!grogu dangerous but also baby

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave): I think the literal iconic energy that LB!Fennec exudes... damn girl call me

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week): Zuko!Cobb messing around on his lil crime planet and getting shot lol he's the moment

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave): Count!Moff Gideon is problematic and trying to steal baby blood so yeahhhh

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason): Mando!Hitch I love you. also putting you on a rat wheel or making you do a 1000 piece puzzle sounds funny as hell to me sorry

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell): Casey!Dr Pershing. evil maniac go to hell rn

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