#he's so cute he's a murderer but he's kinda cute

[gremlingottoosilly]

Gentle König absolutely has captured my heart, can I request Pushover!Konig X Spitfire!Reader?

The first few weeks of your kidnapping were hard. On Konig. You'd throw things at him - pillows if he was lucky, and plates if he was not. He learned to give you baby plastic plates and cute dinosaur round forks - mostly because it feels kinda nice whenever you try to scratch him with it. Really, it was almost adorable. Cute. Especially when he would force you to sit on his lap, feel his erection throbbing in his pants as he would feed you. Your hands were tied - your independence privilege was revoked after he found you tried to break the lock the other day. You're like a fussy cat, wiggling and trying to force yourself out of his embrace - he thinks it's adorable. You think you want to fucking murder him. You act so soft and adorable whenever you're sleepy - it's like you forged about your inhibitions and just start to nuzzle against his chest, sighing softly as he allows you to just lay on his lap. It breaks his heart because he knows you can be a good girl for him - you just decide not to. You just decide that biting him is way more fun - and although he does like feeling your teeth scraping his neck, he doesn't really want you to exhaust yourself fighting him. So, like a good boyfriend who wants his girl to feel good, Konig lays you on the bed and catches your wrists in his hand. You can't even fight him off like this - he is crushing your bottom part with his body and spreading your legs apart. Konig is too soft to spank you or otherwise hurt you physically - so he is making you cum until you can't walk straight instead. Good, obedient girlfriends are getting their one orgasm per day and can spend the rest of the night on dry sheets and soft pillows. Bad girlfriends are forced to take cock over and over again until they can't cum anymore, and then lay in the damp sheets from their sweat and orgasms. Of course, as soon as you mutter an apology and demand him to clean your body, Konig is going to fold. He is also going to bring you some snacks and water because you're his adorable kidnapped princess and yes, of course, you can choke him after - he likes having little bruises all over his neck from your fingers.

#cod #konig x reader #konig #yandere konig #cod x reader #yandere cod

[algea]

just a few headcannons I have for Lars

(btw these are mine, they may not be yours)

Lars is the type of guy who gets super mega irritated if you ask too many questions about anyone besides him. Oh, you're asking him about his work? It's fine until you bug him with questions about other people and their work

Despite what you may believe, Lars is also a very jealous guy. One word about another guy and he's already interrogating you like you just murdered someone

Dude has absolutely no chill when it comes to his work. Someone starts talking shit about what he does and it's so over for them.

Even though he may not show it, Lars really enjoys when you touch him. If you're sitting beside him at the lab and place a hand on his shoulder, he's definitely leaning into you and relishing your touch (could also definitely be taken into other context as well).

Lars can absolutely, in no way shape or form, cook to save his life. He heavily relies on whatever he's got in his pantry or you to make him something. He also doesn't really have time for breakfast, so you best believe he's a snacker.

Lars talks to his mom on the phone everyday after he gets home from work. He is, without a doubt, a momma raised boy and you love it.

Lars hates coffee. Plain and simple. He will literally drink anything other than coffee. In fact, his favored drink isn't tea, it's water. He has to maintain his perfect hair somehow.

He may be a cocky son of a bitch, but he will definitely stand up for you if someone belittles you. Lars likes to tease you by saying rude things, but you know that he's just playing and that's how he flirts. When other people do it, he's very quick to jump on their ass about it. Absolutely no tolerance for someone making fun of you.

Even though Lars may not be social, he loves to converse about science and whatnot. He could literally get stuck in a conversation for hours about science. You find it so cute that whenever someone brings up something he likes to talk about, his pupils widen and a grin breaks out on his face.

Lars really loves to listen to music. He listens to it in the lab, at home, anywhere he can really. He's more into indie and older music, like Bees Gees, Sports Team, or Turning Jane.

Lars likes stupid romcom movies. It's a bit cliche, but he really loves a good romcom movie. He'd sit there for hours and watch them if you let him. He hates to admit it, but he loves Clueless and Legally Blonde.

He loves it when you kiss him. Whenever you kiss him, he always has a stupid little love drunk smile after. He's so head over heels for you and it's so cute.

Surprisingly, he's not super neat. Of course, he's not super messy either. Normally, he has a little clutter on his desk and he hates when someone touches something. If someone starts to clean up his desk a little, he's super quick to tell them off about it.

Lars loves when he's able to relax with you. On the days that neither of you are at the lab all night, he loves to curl up with you on the bed and talk about something. Sometimes you both read instead of talking. Just kinda a way to decompress after a long few days of work.

Even though he hunts ghosts, Lars is scared super easily. You could literally be standing behind a door and when he opens it he jumps and lets out a string of curses. This, of course, comes with some of the best pranks you've ever pulled on him. However, don't think that he won't do something back. He despises horror movies and makes you hold his hand whenever you watch one.

Lars puts a lot of time into his hair and skin. We all know about the Pukey incident (which you did not let him live down), so you definitely know that he's extra careful with his skincare and haircare from now on (his hair turned green for a few days).

Despite not knowing how to cook, Lars is such a foodie. If he has the chance to try something new, you best believe he's going to try it. Lars also loves fruity drinks, non-alcoholic and alcoholic (just like James).

I hope you guys liked some of these headcannons as much as I do because they're so fun to write.

#lars pinfield #ghostbusters frozen empire #lars pinfield x reader #ghostbusters x reader #ghostbusters #james acaster #lars pinfield x you

[gl1tt3r-gutz-and-r0b0tz-sl]

MegaCee would probably be where Arcee is the super innocent bean to help turn the murderous terrorist of a Decepticon into a more neutral character in terms of alignment. In my AU, Arcee is a gladiator forced to fight by being drugged with dark Energon while Megatron is a seasoned fighter who climbed the ranks high enough to spectate the fights. TLDR: Gladiators becoming besties and then one becomes an Autobot.

StarCee would be probably in the same universe, or if Starscream got his shit kicked in a little too hard by Megatron and was left for dead. Arcee finds him, fixes him, and keeps him with the Autobots. TLDR: She fixes his mommy issues after they get into bitch fights.

Both art works are mine. I had to delete my old account, so I'll try to re-upload stuff. BTW, this is for a fanfic I'm writing. I'll probably post it when it's done.

I'm high off of two days of sleep deprivation. IDK WHAT I'M SAYING ANYMORE LMFAO

EDIT: So, I was thinking a little bit more about MegaCee and remembered the rest of the lore kinda, I'll explain more based on the results of the pole, but essentially, in my universe, the Quintessons took Arcee while she was young, I'm talking like- five, and then experimented on her, destroying her body, ripping apart every organ, Gorey shit, etc, then hyking her ass up on dark Energon injected into her to make her viscous and kill all her cellmates. Then they entered her into an illegal gladiator ring that was like a gambling thing, bets and whatnot, then the whole Megatron thing I stated before, he was abandoned and trained by the bots responsible for the ring, meeting Orion Pax/ Optimus during it, then their falling out, and Megatron rose higher in the ranks. Arcee climbed the ladder of ranks in the ring due to her brutal and forced way of combat. Megatron almost formed an infatuation with her brutality and when it came time for them to fight one another, he gave her an opportunity. To join his cause. She accepted, they both killed practically everyone, and she became a spy for him to report back with Intel Sound wave could not. Because of the blue optics she has and her overall cuteness, she appears harmless and no one has suspected a thing. She no longer is hooked on the dark Energon, but kills out of loyalty for the most part. She does weep alone after every Decepticon life she had to take during the battles in order to not look suspicious.

Then for StarCee, to make it fair with the other ship, would be where Arcee is the same with this universe, but grows closer to Starscream, despite his jealousy of Megatron's attention being on her. Starscream, like in one of the comics, was abandoned by his mother figure, but in my universe Thundercracker and Skywarp are canonically his brothers, and he was responsible for himself and them. Due to him having to be an adult at such a young age, it could explain why he's more childish and bratty when older. This will probably end in both Arcee fully defecting to the Autobots and Starscream to join her, causing drama and shit to blow up.

Arcee will most likely be the therapy mom in both of these lol. DAMN. THIS WAS LONG AND IM SORRY. IM TIRED YALL

#Ship #ship art #artists on tumblr #digital art #art #drawing #fanart #transformers #transformers fanart #Arcee #transformers arcee #Megat #megatron #transformers me #Stars #transformers st #transformers starscream #Transformers au #transformers ar #redes #redesign #au

[waitmyturtles]

GMMTV 2024 Part 2, let's go

I've had my MULTIPLE cawfees and I'm watching the GMMTV Part 2 trailers. @my-rose-tinted-glasses, this one's for you!

TL;DR what I'm excited for: Ossan's Love with trepidation; Revamp: The Undead, I'm first in line; The Ex-Morning with open arms; Us, once we have a better sense of the screenplay; Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist, drop it like it's hot, Mark; Thame-Po, boys look gewd

****

1) Ossan's Love: THE KEY WORDS BEING "INSPIRED BY"

If I take away the inclination to do any sort of comparisons to the Japanese version whatsoever ("INSPIRED BY"), I'm thrilled that EarthMix get to do romcom. Earth at this level of baka is utterly unbelievable to me, you are too smokin' hot, boy, but try to bring it, because if you do, and it's a success, then I'll be fucking really impressed.

2) Leap Day: Looks scary. Gun!

3) The Heart Killers: ...

Man. Man! First in muscle shirts and an earring, kisses pushed up against walls, etc. Where have we seen this before. Lemme guess, they all get together in the end. I would like to force myself to be excited about this somehow, Jojo on 10 Things, but. I haven't been there with JoongDunk yet, either, so actually, they seemed kinda refreshing against the FK vibes, ha. Anyway, this reignited my OF burnout, which I'm honestly trying to ignore as I get close to re-watching The Eclipse for my Old GMMTV Challenge project. @my-rose-tinted-glasses, my trust issues switch is flipped to "on."

(Get Jojo away from ships, please. He had Tay kissing Joss and Mild in the same year AFTER Dark Blue Kiss. He fucking doesn't need to use ships.)

4) Friendshit Forever: no subs, seems intense, the gals are smokin', NEW AND BOUN?! Hate to say it, but even without knowing what this is exactly about, I'm intrigued? My Boun! New and Boun!

5) Perfect 10 Liners: They're letting New Siwaj do 30 episodes, folks. I have no predictions on this one, y'all will have to tell me if it's good. Perth is back with New Siwaj directing after 2018's Love By Chance. If they give Chimon a little comedy, I'll be happy. I asked for Junior again, but maybe I wasn't expecting him to go to school, but I will admit I like JuniorMark together, and if they get to helm 10 episodes as the center stars, then good for them! Maybe that'll be the bit of this series that I watch.

6) Us: I believe in this screenplay more than how 23.5 is working out. I think Fon Kanittha needs more stuff on her plate to play around with to make a great show. This trailer was great. I'm watching My Precious the Series now (after having watched the movie this past weekend, which I was disappointed by -- the series is MUCH better, and going better than 23.5), and I'm seeing that Fon does stuff very well, background community building that gives us macro- and micro-level understandings of her characters. If those levels are Sing Harit, I'm here for it, that was an unexpected appearance, but if he's recalling the strength he brought to Todd in Not Me, then I'm a happy camper.

7) Hide and Sis: I love Piploy. Wednesday Club was a total holiday trash watch for me last year, but I loved her a lot. Looks like they're promoting this as a multi-generational show with known older actors, the approach of which I like. Everyone hates each other and maybe tries to kill each other; Keeping Up With the Thai Kardashians, maybe? Surprise, Gawin's a cop. Chimon as murderer, I'll support that.

8) Thame-Po: This looks cute. I'll consider a pre-order! Separately, I happen to adore cute Lego from LYKN, so good on those dudes for getting a show, and I like that William is pushing his boundaries outside of music.

9) Break-Up Service: I am happy that Off has gotten this kind of sneaky love romcom (?) role.

10) Revamp: The Undead: I'm here for it. I'm so happy for BounPrem. I'm happy to see some strong support dudes in Kay and Mark in this project. I haven't watched My Only 12%, so I don't know from Santa, but I know a lot of friends love him. I am totally seated. GMMTV is really the BL Machine, huh, absorbing this project.

11) Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist: Do not get me wrong, I am very excited about this; I am just wondering if Baby Ohm needs a little workshopping to get more diversity in his expressions. But I am very excited, Mark looks SO DOWN and ready to lead. View! Jimmy! I'm good with this.

12) The Dark Dice: High School Squid Game, I can't

13) The Ex-Morning: I gotta admit. This kind of moment is one of the reasons why I'm so happy doing the OGMMTVC. The big-ass smile I had on my face seeing KristSingto again, even though I really wasn't the biggest fan of SOTUS -- I've done a whole accountability turn on Krist after seeing him in Be My Favorite, and I appreciate that this show will go meta on the KristSingto background. It fucking sucks that Shadow sucked, because Singto is such a good actor, just seems like his scripts are here and there lately, but anyway. Aof Noppharnach writing this? Last Twilight ended cringe, but I'm still an Aof girlie, so I am 100% excited for this.

14) Scarlet Heart Thailand: That wasn't really a trailer, but considering the reputation the base story has in Asia and globally, I like, business-wise, what this means for GMMTV, a historical that will have appeal to multiple generations. I understand the original novel for this, Bu Bu Jing Xin, isn't translated into English, and that's a bummer, because it seems like this Thai version, which has already been dramatized in China and Korea, is based squarely on the novel. Fuck Win. These were the kinds of shows I loved as a kid when I watched Asian shows with my folks, so I have to admit that I'm intrigued, but I would have liked to see a meatier trailer.

That's it!

#gmmtv part 2 #scarlet heart thailand #the ex-morning #the dark dice #sweet tooth good dentist #revamp the undead #break-up service #us the series #thame po #hide and sis #perfect 10 liners #friendshit forever #leap day the series #ossan's love japan #i am not tagging that jojo show for my damn safety #y'all will have to tell me if that show is worth watching

[hazbinfallinginaspiral]

I just read your 'Retro' (Vox X Reader) and I love it!

Would it be too much to ask for more of that? I mean, you said they would take out anyone that flirted with Vox right? So how would the react towards Valentino? (Kinda picturing lots of failed attempts because they don't want Vox to seem them bloody or the perfect house wife image to be shattered)

Vox didn’t think it through (and neither did I)

Murder, on sight. Upon realizing that Valentino has far more history with Vox and has fucked him? Instant KO. The ultimate threat. They’d have to be held back (probably by Vox, because they’d honestly kill anyone else who’d try to stop them) and even then, Val’s not escaping without injury (probably to his ego). At the very least, he’ll be insulted. Retro reader would not hesitate to drop the innocent housewife routine for this, unless Vox specifically asks them to calm down.

Realistically, they wouldn’t be able to take on Val at all. I imagine they aren’t very strong. Val would be terrified though. Same reaction as he had to Niffty.

I think Vox seeing them bloody (likely from a different kill) would actually go over well! I headcanon that Vox loves it when his Significant Other is covered in somebody else’s blood. He finds it endearing, how far they’d go, how loyal they are. He can easily make sure it’s overlooked by Hells (probably very few, if any) authorities, so there’d be no consequences.

Reader would probably still be nervous, though. Vox finds that cute, too. He’s all about attention, loyalty, acts of devotion, stuff like that. Murdering someone because you saw them as a threat to your relationship and then being shy about it? That covers all three! He’d hit the jackpot, there.

Anyway, back to Valentino I guess. Reader would probably have to tone down the bloodthirsty behavior. I imagine they’d have to begrudgingly endure Valentinos presence, making snide comments, shooting him rude looks, etc, but only when Vox isn’t paying attention. If they’re given enough time, I think they’d become gossip buddies. Reader might help Val bedazzle his guns.

In the context of Vox and Val being an actual couple and poly? Reader would be wayyyy more chill about it. They’d still want to be the focus of Vox’s attention, but they’d be more tolerating of Valentino. I imagine they’d respect their relationship and history, especially since it wouldn’t be as much of a threat, knowing that Val is on/off with Vox and everything he’s got going on with Angel. Also, they probably don’t know about how Val treats his workers. If you tell them, they will kill Valentino ruthlessly, no hesitation, no matter what. If they’re stopped, they would be pissed off, and would probably be grumpy with Vox for awhile.

in conclusion, this could go many ways. Usually a rough start, but reader is willing to make sacrifices (like not killing Valentino) for Vox, since they’re so loyal to him. They don’t like to be seen when they’re violent and murder-y because it doesn’t line up with the housewife role, and also because being seen means they were sloppy and being sloppy is dangerous, especially when you’re a killer. Vox still think it’s the cutest thing ever. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #vox x reader #writing #reader insert #my writing #vox x valentino #voxval #hazbin valentino #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #staticmoth

[strangesickness]

okay i know we all love big brown doe eyed eddie but. can we please talk about how he has blue eyes in the book.

because like yeah in the book he's described as having greyish blue eyes. but like. eddie kaspbrak with weezer blue eyes. imagine it. right now. imagine tiny eddie like staring directly into richie's eyes to deliver an impassioned speech about infections. just staring. staring right into his very soul. now that would make the IT movies scary. or in the scene where henry stabs eddie and eddie's closing the shower curtain and he's like half laughing. imagine that scene and he has just. freakishly blue eyes. TERRIFYING.

#i imagine eddie to be the kind of person who makes really intense and prolonged eye contact #like not normal socially acceptable levels of eye contact #but staring directly into your soul not blinking eye contact. #and i feel like when he has brown eyes its kinda cute but also unnerving but if he had blue eyes it'd be like “is he plotting my murder???” #i am always talking shit about the “staring into your soul” blue eyes but i've never met someone with blue eyes that gives that vibe #EXCEPT for myself. i am so bad at eye contact (make it too intensely) and i have weezer blue eyes. match made in hell <3 #eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #it 2019 #it stephen king

[yum-zlurplie]

giggling and kicking my feet when enphoso says this

like whatcha gon do if i do steal cutie pie? hm? you to cute to be threatening

#regretevator enphoso #regretevator #love enphoso sm he such a lil man ❤❤ #idk care if he is canonically violent and murderous in lore i have never cared #he still such a little cutie pie to me #like why make him so cute #why would you do that? #he is just a little guy #a cutie patootie #and a little wet cat in a bath tub #and i love him sm for that #also its /platonic to me #he isn't hot to me #in fact #i see him as a son kinda sorta

[shrimpyjackal]

TW:bad strawberry jam???

He is Pink. He is a bunny boy. He has a bat-

It`s kinda predictable that i will love Sable immediately.

#i chase you and hunt you down for sport #icyahydfs #sable #murder sim #colors are kinda good #he is so cute i cant #lots of tags #tw blo0d #digital drawing #art #my art #art tag #digital arwork #digital

[sillystringcheese]

hi guys

bye guys

#murder drones #i hate this fuckass show but i love it #the silly guy #i kinda really hate him but hes cute so i dont hate him #im funny #im so funny #memes #gifs #n murder drones #i am not sane #this show is actually fucking so good but so bad #i need more friends bruhh #i swear to god this dude is gay but hes straight but i swear hes just a wee but gay a wee bit homosexual at least #this guy has had homosexual thoughts #wait actually hes too stupid to have any thought #hashtag sick burn #too many tags ughhh

[passiveagressivepoet]

gay angel (confirmed) has taken over my brain

#supernatural #spn #dean winchester #castiel #destiel #misha collins #spn fanart kinda lol #i like collaging #this is to distract from the dumpster fire that is the united states today #but here #i love the gay angel #gay angel #he’s so cute and so silly what murder

[yxstxrdrxxm]

It felt so weird seeing my name in a fic like that LOL. Again, Xiao is definitely not my top pick but I think he'd be a sweet boyfriend.

Apologies babe if I'm an overbearing girlfriend but if my arms are not around you 24/7 or I'm not covering you in kisses, then you're just not it. Xiao is a babe though. He can stay.

(love how you wrote it <33)

(I swear me replying late to asks is a curse but anyways)

HELP IS IT?? I was honestly surprised that I thought it wouldn't be (I'm... very used to it as you can see LMAOOOO)

Xiao is definitely not my top pick but I think he'd be a sweet boyfriend.

Oh yeah no definitely, he definitely fits the bill. I also think in the fic hes protective so it just works out because imagine this short man acting sweet in private and he squints @ anyone in public while holding hands. I know I tried to make him a yan but the idea of an affectionate s/o (you) and a touch-starved guy (Xiao) as a couple is adorable LMAO

HELP YOU SAYING THAT AND GOING "Xiao is a babe though. He can stay"... I CHEERED FOR THAT. Its not normal I'll admit but lets just say I didnt want to feed into the Diluc curse (and hes great so thank god he stays LMAOOOO)

also AAAA TYYY orz orz, again I am sorry if I replied late to the asks (I've hoarded them since you first saw my blog. I promise I'm sane, I'm just a massive "—!" when someone comes in w/ a nice ask and... hoard it like a dragon BAHAHAHAHA)

#💌 ;; messenger writes #💌 ;; a letter from: yandere-romanticaa #;; i wished i expanded on xiao's more though #;; i had such a concrete plot and dynamic too... and it would've been so cute but also kinda messy because one part had like #;; (spoilers for xiao's fic btw) #;; my original plan had been basically him being touch starved after he's murdered a few too many suitors because he didnt want them #;; near who he thinks is 'his' match? #;; and there was also his association too which drove me MAD because oooh #;; holding him. putting him down on the chair. #;; imagine fucking tattoo artist xiao when he murders someone + an enabler girlfriend #;; i'll die on this hill HAIUHDRFI #;; anyways yeah im so happy you loved it even if it was. very messy and not what i wanted to write as an end result #;; i'll redeem myself in the future when i write this man orz. one day!! #;; not today im on break from writing LMAO

[kakusu-shipping]

I apologize for not posting anything at all. I'm no where near the end of VLR but these people have invaded my brain and I can't do anything about it.

#Emile's Arts #Koro-Sensei #'You're gonna get a crush on the rabbit' 'I am NOT' 'You are you always do.' 'I will not' #THE VA IS VERY GOOD BUT I REFUSE YOU CHINESE KNOCK OFF MONOKUMA #Also I REFUSE to gain a crush on Ten I'm so SCARED of him being Ace 2.0 #Last time this game series gave me an old man with a cute smile he called my favorite character a bitch and murdered everyone for fun #btw Koro-Sensei doesn't super like anyone this game and will not stop saying how much he misses Lotus #And HONESTLY same #But we both agree Luna is best girl and can do no wrong #Also I don't DISLIKE Clover or anything #I'm just saying if they were gonna bring back someone from the first game it should have been Snake #Sense he spent 90% of 999 Dead so we don't know him very well #Koro-Sensei does NOT like Alice tho she's kinda meeeean #ANYway #The SECOND I am done with this game we're getting a K spam and then I'll be normal #Until then I will just sit here and seethe about him #And GTM-CM-G-OLM I GUESS #Still mad about that one #But WHATEVER #I miss doing Koro-Sensei and I consume media together sketches I should do more...

[nightly-ruse]

I think more people should hop on the Heathertail to Heatherstar train. She should be leader.

Harestar gives up his spot bc he’s a little wimpy or he dies either one, Crowfeather goes to step up and take the spot like he think he deserves only to be MURDERED by Breezepelt. Confused and unsure cats look around for who could possibly help them only to have Heathertail step up and start trying to fix of all the chaos.

Cats decide she should be leader and she has some cat maybe Furzepelt become her deputy?

#more women wc in power #Heathertail #breezepelt #breeze never wanted to be leader but he knew crow didn’t deserve it. so he murders him at the moonpool #I’d kinda like one of the heatherbreeze daughters to be leader as well #I think apple could be a cute applestar. or maybe the other sister that has a scorch like name #ruse rambles #crowfeather #harestar

[usagimen]

ANON: Mimiko and Nanako watched Sayuri with quiet interest until one of petite twins asked aloud, '' How long does it take to accomplish such a Geisha hairstyle? ''

 𝑩𝒆𝒕𝒘𝒆𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒎𝒔, wax is rolled && applied onto a clean slate. Sweet incense that burns, purifying the air between them, the secret is to be guarded but for those who wish to obtain such a status - they must observe. She can hear each feminine voice that peers curiously at the newcomers, laughing softly, too modern for a shikomi - colored hair && lacking that of tradition, they are privileged to watch. She warns gently, it will look ghastly but the beauty of a Geiko is just that, the illusion she crafts before their eyes. Shiny lacquer in cherry red, painted with cranes in mid flight, a treasure that contains everything one may need to morph themselves into walking art. Trinkets filled with rouge, some contained pink, while the other is the essence of what would come to make her into another being.

    “Hm…” she does not pry away from the mirror, instead her fingers work to whisk the oshiroi, never too thin or thick, always mindful that it would not crack once applied. “It depends, for a maiko she will spend a great duration of time having her hair tended to. Once we enter a certain age, no longer are we allowed to cut it, prior to life within Tokyo - mine once skimmed past my knees, now, it is much more manageable but still must hit mid back” prongs, painted at the back of her neck, then the entirety of the face comes next. Laughter that snickers but she remains careful to not blemish the effigy that is slowly becoming reality. “In days of yore, we painted our teeth black - I prefer it for special occasions” ebony was pressed onto the brows, crimson on the outer corner of her eyes && finally, lacquered red that was filled from top to bottom in a single stroke.

     “The reputation of the God Hand is far more troublesome than some would allow you to believe. Amongst our kind, the imagery of what the heart desires lessens the sharpness of their tongues. You girls will have nothing to fear, tonight you are my guest, when a Geisha speaks it commands respect - in return, her patrons are treated the same”

   Standing, her silhouette beckons for them to follow, “Since this affair to take place for sometime, my hair was done prior, in total it takes an hour. We learn to sleep properly, albeit not comfortably, if you’re keen on becoming my shikomi’s, I could speak to Master Geto for you” teasing, her smile contorts into a grin as she carefully opens the doors of the grand closet. Shining with accessories from delicate wooden pins to beautiful flowers arranged accordingly, each robe was neatly folded, as Sayuri tapped her chin. “I never was really good at this, whatever my aunt deemed appropriate, I would wear without protest. Though, since you both are my cherished guests, you may pick my kimono for the evening” the mere thought amongst outsiders was scandalous, for those who desired nothing more than to have a claim to this secretive world, this luxury was out of their reach. Now, she bestowed it upon both girls, benevolence && kindness within her words as she spoke.

    “Kyoto sings a distant song, one that is far more subtle than that of the metropolitan. You both shall understand, jushiki sorcerers of these lands pride themselves in uniformity, tradition && remembering an era that once presented itself in glory. It is my duty as the daughter of Okiya Kobayashi to lead you through the path of this dreamscape”

#––– ❛ answered ask 【 broken seals. 】 #SCREAMS THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA CUTE #SHE GOES INTO PAINSTAKING DETAIL ABOUT HER ROUTINE #girls!!! this is such an honor so many sorcerers would murder to pick her kimono!!! #and she is just okay you two can do it make me look trendy!!! #sayu even teasing a HHHHH #then it also is ironic sug.uru is the image of a monk and sayuri is the geiko of gion #hueuheuhue he's probably seen her black teeth when she entertains higher ups or super rich clients #TY TY THIS WAS EVERYTHING

[dumbass-bee]

i remember when i was really little i thought the "tribute" part of tribute videos meant that the character they were a tribute to was dead so I would get really sad watching them like wow i cant believe this guy is died.

#it didnt help that there were a few that played out like that so i was just further convinced #like there was a kid vs kat tribute where they played a clip of kat getting electrocuted before the actual mv #and i thought that was like the secret alternate ending to the episode the clip was from since i saw it b4 #kinda like how i thought the fake trailer for a pucca movie where garu accidentally murders pucca was real bc they used cartoon clips #ANYWAYS another tribute video i remember was a tails one #and the intro clip was some kids dressed up where i think the implication was that they were human equivalents to the characters #and then sonic pushes tails into a brick wall and tails dies on impact and falls to the ground #and sonic holds him and hes like NOOOO!!! #and then it just cutely transitions to tails fanart and i was like. Wow Holy Shit. This is Fucked Up #im sad that i will never find these videos again. heartbreaking.

[astrxealis]

mikoto kayano. (just a few gifs. please perceive him.)

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚ #⋯ ꒰ა milgram ໒꒱ *·˚ #cw partial nudity #cw blood #tw murder mention #he is so. HE IS SO... #i am so obsessed with him. he interests me so much he is so silly he is so funny he is so cute he is so pretty #his voice is so nice. he's so silly. he's. so incredibly interestinf #I HAVEN'T READ STUFF ABT THE TAROT CARDS SYMBOLISM YET................ #wheres that gif w him in the bathtub smoking (hes so hot. even if yk uhm blood and smoking haha) #okay anyways little ramble but #irl don't fucking like murderers or 'bad guys' just bcs of their looks #but in fiction imo it is. fine? but also i'd rather not that be the Only Reasoning but if others yeah there's no problem #jackalope himself (?) said particularly for milgram that you can choose to vote #innocent/forgiven or guilty/unforgiven based off your sexuality preferences and all which is really funny #bcs they must have seen stuff w shidou. and esp mikoto i'm guessing #hello. they didn't have to put those kinda scenes in. mikoto's literally shown w/o proper clothes one way or another 3 times #and then shidou is less extreme but dude... the gloves.......... #anyways yeah. really funny jackalope! but i get it. i really do #mikoto. you are so pretty you make me go insane in more ways than one #the 1st gif here... wnvr i see that it always makes me laugh. hes smiling!! hes so normal and silly inwant to cry #hes so cute but so fucking silly its hilarious i just want to CRY #but then the yk. and its like. prisoner 009 you are very interesting what is up! #hes just smiling #i want to cry #and then boom #yeah..... he is so interesting #but also i appreciate his beauty so much ^___^ #but yeah he's so interesting. i hope they do him good and don't uhh... #bcs ofc the thing w him. a bit of a negative stereotype w Murder. but. ??? i hope they do it well