#he's so offended lol

[kannra21]

Mephy takes things to heart. It's kinda cute.

#he's so offended lol #om #obey me #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date? #obey me otome #obey me game #om mephisto #obey me mephisto

[akumanoken]

Souji being called out and not being HELPED be like

#he's so offended lol

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #five minutes later they’re found making out in a closet lol #Obi’s sorry to say he’s just gonna have to steal an army and kill the chancellor #the phrase ‘conflicting mental illnesses’ came to me after I read an ao3 tag that revulsed me so much #it was ‘time travel but not fix it… time travel make it worse actually’ #and I have never read something that disgusted me more #how dare you offend me the only person with correct opinions #but my first thought was ‘oh we seem to be showing signs of conflicting mental illnesses’ #and to this day (like maybe three hours later if that) it’s the best phrase I’ve ever come up with

[happyk44]

actually lol the story playing out as it does but after Annabeth reunites with Percy, he looks behind her and is very quickly, "where's grover"

cue depression that some other satyr is joining them on this quest instead of Grover, who obviously decided not to come get Percy himself because he hates him

("percy, he doesn't hate you, he's just busy preparing trying to keep Gaea down with all the other nature spirits")

("HE HATES ME")

#percy jackson #grover underwood #annabeth chase #happy talks pjo #back on my grover is percy's FP bullshit lol #everyone at camp jupiter is just like “the fuck is happening” bc what. #piper is in the background thinking “this is the guy annabeth talked up for so long? the guy who's trying to bury himself in the ground rn? #jason is lowkey offended they replaced him with someone so emotional (but also confused bc he thought neptune's kids didn't have emotions?) #hazel and frank are not surprised because percy remembered grover at some point during the quest #and had a nearly devastating meltdown at the concept that he could ever forget him #and also was super distressed he couldn't contact grover through their empathy link #they spent three hours trying to reassure him everything would be fine and its not his fault! it's juno's! and her magic! so relax! plz!

[mazojo]

Anyways XO Kitty love interests summarized

Dae

Min Ho

Yuri

#I finished it guys I have thoughts #pleasantly…. surprised I actually enjoyed it a lot? #like don’t get me wrong it was very cringe fail at times but in like an affectionate way in like an aw high school affectionate #bet y’all can’t tell by this post which my favorite LI was I bet y’all can’t guess take a guess #ranking wise Yuri>Min Ho>Dae #I am so sorry Dae is so aksjskw boringgg and like not even because he is a nice guy I love nice guys #he just didn’t have any personality whatsoever apart from chasing Kitty around and saying I can explain #they could have swelled more into him being a family guy but they just kinda didn’t and it was very meh overall #like min ho was an ass but kinda funny at times and had a whole character arc #yuri had a whole development too going full circle and growing as she faced different situations in the series #dae I feel like he started the same way he finished and I guess that makes sense for the plot showing Kitty needs something else but defo #makes him the weakest li. no criticism taken btw #SHUT ME UP ITS 4 AM AND I AM PSYCHOANALYSING A KIDS SHOW AKSJWKKW therapeutic #xo kitty #I hope this doesn’t offend anyone lol all /lh #dae #min ho #yuri

[ruubesz-draws]

Kong takes drastic(?) measures...

Godzilla is confused (and uncomfortable)

Fun fact! Apparently, gorillas avoid eye contact unless they want a fight lmao.

Please read this post for more context

*DO NOT REPOST MY ART*

#godzilla #kong #godzilla vs kong #jia #yeah kong is monke hehe #or gorilla #when kong does not make eye contact #it means he no wanna fight #so he's doing his best to avoid it #but somehow got more awkward and uncomfortable for Godzilla... #godzilla took that personally #he's also offended #how dare that monke show is butt to my face??!?! #this was a nice opportunity to draw kong's cake lol #you always mention his butt so i took this as an opportunity to emphasise his butt for you all <3 #lol #poor godzilla tho #do not repost #my art

[malewifebillcage]

top gun characters as gay culture: a thread

maverick - the twink

iceman - the metrosexual

slider - the alpha male

goose - the hawaiian shirt guy

wolfman - the himbo

hollywood - the hunk

viper - the silver fox (& his husband)

charlie - the lesbian

(insp.)

#i originally had slider marked down as bear to keep in line with the original post but i know thats not what bear means so i changed it #also dont even try to argue with me about ice being a metrosexual just look at him hes so vain lmfaooo #top gun #top gun 1986 #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #ron slider kerner #leonard wolfman wolfe #rick hollywood neven #mike viper metcalf #charlie blackwood #icemav #hollywolf #top gun memes #anyway i hope this doesnt offend anyone i just thought of it yesterday and thought it was funny LOL

[lewdo]

Lando Norris aka The Climb’s no. 1 fan

#he was so offended when oscar said he didn’t know it lol #lando norris #oscar piastri #ln #op #vid #f1 #formula 1

[crazydaymycrazyway]

The crown prince if Xianle Xie Lian, the first time he ascended: I'm learning, I'm young and I have amazing friends

Jun Wu, externally: *smiles*

Bai Wuxiang, internally: *in a mocking tone* I'm learning, I'm young amd I have amazing friends. WELL OBVIOUSLY THAT AIN'T GONNA BE HELPING YOU! I WAS RAISED BY WOLVES BITCH, BETRAYED BY THE PEOPLE WHO I TRUSTED, LOST MY GODHOOD, DIGNITY AND LIFE, GOT TUMORS ON MY FACE, KILLED AND STOMPED OVER THE CORPSES OF THE GODS WHO DARED BETRAY ME! I WAS BETRAYED AND I BETRAYED AND I'M WASHED ALL OVER BY SINS AND I'M STILL SURVIVING WITH MY SHIT TOGETHER ON TOP OF ALL! AND YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK AWAY UNSCRATCHED?! BE ALL PURE?! WATCH ME BITCH! LETS SEE IF YOU CAN FOLLOW YOUR SHITTY "BODY IN ABYSS HEART IN PARADISE"!

#heaven official's blessing #tian guan ci fu #tgcf #xie lian #his highness crown prince #crown prince of xianle #just when he ascended #jun wu #the emperor of heavens #bai wuxiang #a man who is over a thousand years old has beef with a seventeen year old kid #he got offended at a kid making a cool dialogue after doing something cool #he's petty #very petty #i think he was 1200 at that time? #i remember reading xie lian say he was 1500 years old or something #but that was before he knew the truth #so he must be something like 2000 or more rn? #his profile says it is 2000+ in wiki fandom #so if xie lian roamed earth for 800 years #he'd be something like 1200? #2000-800=1200 #lol #that's embarrassing #he took pettiness to the next level #i understands the pain he went through #that doesn't justify his actions #incorrect quotes

[gunsatthaphan]

“good morning.”

#bed friend #bed friend the series #netjames #kinguea #bed friend ep10 #Net Siraphop #James Supamongkon #domundi #thai bl #bl drama #HES SMITTEN 🥺 #that was so cute lmao #but also why he so fine #not fair to the rest of us #its me im the rest of us #im offended #anyway #this show left some room for improvement #dont wanna sugarcoat it lol #it wasnt good #BUT i did like their chemistry and also JADE my sweet babie jdfhgfd #he was worth hanging on #also the finale was adorable #a little redemption lol #but other than that #didnt live up to the initial hype #sadly #but oh well #now im looking forward to middlemans love

[foolofatook001]

really feel like this is kind of par for the course bdubs behavior atp but joel hunting etho down for his task and bdubs just APPEARING out of nowhere to say "Joel, you're better than this, leave him be"

why is he like this

#secret life #secret life spoilers #bdoubleo100 #joel smallishbeans #also he still gets so defensive when joel's like we could take him lol #joel: he's washed up #bdubs: (offended gasp) how Dare you #joel: okay but he is though #bdubs: ......yeah you're kinda right

[boxofwaspss]

more Nightmares home (for fantasy creatures) Nightmare and Killer having a nice morning :) and then Killer meeting cross for the first time LOL

#cross #killermare #Nightmares Home Au #mutesart #sanscest #utmv #gaster blaster au #cross is tech 'the spirit of the hunt' #also nontraditional werewolf teehee #hes offended af that killer isnt scared of him #he also has no fucking clue what to do as killer didnt run so theres no... hunt.. lol #killer #nightmare

[ntj2pj]

#madness combat #madcom oc #my oc #atp soldat #the soldat in the dark (tm) actually cares about his bro #a lot #but he just can't get sad when he warned him about this shit nonstop #no id #The bitten guy just acts too friendly because his program made him too altruistuc and kind #Which sometimes helps since he is one who recruits workers #Well #Probably it's more benefitial most of the time #But he gets in shit like “oh i just wanted to help civilian get out from dangerous location and they stabbed me :(((” #And he ain't bullied for it by anyone but his bro. He is too... Kinda. Uh. Hard to bully guy who is most safest option to talk with auditor #And not die lol. It also doesn't help that he is guy who knows all of the AAHW by names and will kick you hard for bullying anyone #So bullying him is a privilege of some atp soldats #not an option :D #Other soldat here is just walking anger issues and he got no friends other than his bro. Constantly lashes at anyone. The Bitten™ included #So they're got that dynamic of angry antisocial cynical guy and pessimist & optimistic kind dude (well #(well he got a lot of mental issues too #But doesn't show it and never let it hurt others.) #And he is much older than the pessimist :'D #Pessimist guy is very young actually. But just experienced shit nonstop from birthday and lost very much everyone he cared about #And the second one... just atp soldat with no past. never known any other thing than work in AAHW and orders. Easy to manipulate #He also gets “You're not a real person” a lot for it. And constanly offended by it. But it's a problem of all yellow bloods here #Especially him #since he litterally didn't had a life outside from aahw. Also don't think he wouldn't kick his friends hard for orders. #Kill even. He is a dog for orders first #Kind guy with good morals is only second

[changeling-fae]

I downloaded the Dragon’s Dogma 2 cc demo and this is my first attempt at Pawn!Raphael, lol.

I’ll probably do several attempts as I familiarize myself with the cc better but an attempt was made.

#dragon’s dogma 2 #bg3 #bg3 raphael #I’m not fully satisfied but that’s what multiple attempts are for #he’d be so offended if he knew I made him a pawn lol

[kingwilliamv]

There we go lol

#what’s taking it so long tho #Charles cannot decide what photo of his to put on there? lol #or is he trying not to offend a family member who likely won’t be receiving it?

[threefuckencrowsinatrenchcoat]

“ew why do you bark back at dogs that’s so cringe” it’s rude to not respond :( they’re talking to me :( MY parents raised my to have manners you fucking douchemill :( and it’s sooo unbelievably funny :( you wish you could bark back at dogs as good as me :(((

#shitpost #dogs #dog #i love my dog #he actually gets so offended when I bark back at him #he doesn’t even bark at me anymore bc he knows what comes next #I literally have no shame though I do it to every dog I see #idc if you disagree #funny #lol #haha #haha funny #but also #haha weird