#he's still not my boyfriend

[pangur-and-grim]

he is magnetically attracted to blankets and pillows

#wednesday #he's only here for one more week 🥺 #my housemate is moving out to live with her boyfriend #they've been planning it for two years but I'm still not ready to say goodbye to the soft boy... #I've been living with my him and my housemate for a decade

[bbbbbbbbatman]

After Superman reveals his identity to the JL but before Batman reveals his, Clark and Bruce being in a public relationship and everyone in the JL asking Clark what exactly he sees in an idiotic spoiled rich playboy and Clark trying so desperately and earnestly to defend Bruce saying he’s not as dumb as he seems and he’s really compassionate and caring and it’s mostly a persona, and Bruce as Batman, serious on the outside shit eating grin on the inside, having the time of his life trashing Bruce Wayne every time he gets brought up and Superman throwing murderous glares bc ‘what are doing I’m trying to defend you why are you like this’

#bruce trashing batman and batman trashing bruce is my favorite thing #the rest of the JL just think clark is mad at batman for being mean to his boyfriend #clark: he’s not dumb I swear #batman: I heard he can’t count passed a hundred #superbat #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #but clark still loves him even when he’s trying to make him look bad #mine

[tabooiart]

hey girl your boyfriend is leaking blue goo everywhere. yeah okay just wanted to make sure you knew.

#my art #fanart #the guy who didn't like musicals #tgwdlm #emma perkins #paul matthews #paulkins #infected paul #infected!paul #starkid #team starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #i know paul doesnt wear a brown suit but i think drawing him in one is funny #i fell down an infected paul rabbithole recently so theyve been on the mind #what if ur boyfriend who u met like 3 days ago got infected and absorbed into an evil musical hivemind. but he still loves you #anyways. drew this very quickly as a warmup and to get it out of my system #but i think it turned out cute <3

[agendercryptidlev]

Torchwood gets massive props from me for using the "character gets tricked into thinking they did something terrible and confesses it to their loved one" trope with the loved one instead of freaking out just going "no you fucking didn't. We're going to figure out what's actually going on here"

#Seriously I was cringing so hard expecting some big freak out but then Jack was like 'no you didn't do that's #And he was clever enough to try multiple strategies to figure out what was going on with Ianto! #Like my brother was like 'u can open your eyes now Jack isn't stupid' #Who is stupid is Adam who still tries the whole 'i made them better!' argument on Jack #After making Jack's boyfriend have a traumatic panic attack by implanting fake memories in his head #Like Adam girly just replace his memories of reading the diary to include you and then steal and hide the diary #Torchwood #Jack Harkness #Ianto Jones #Janto

[n0ahsferatu]

pov you are a locked chest or perhaps someone bleeding to death

#hello 🤙 #it has been 84 years i am SO SORRY #im genuinely going to try to stick around this time!! #this may be a broken ass website but you people are lovely and i have missed you :3 #anyWAY. VIDDY GAME #noah gaël gamer era #baldur’s gate 3 is not a video game it is a magical place that stores all my boyfriends #you can have this weirdo though i don’t want him #/lying #but he is still SO RUDE. TO MY TAV #every morning my tav wakes up and casts lesser restoration on himself and this is how astarion repays him? #worthless boy. mean and impolite #he keeps getting away with it because I’m still silly about him though :( #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate fanart #baldurs gate astarion #astarion #bg3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 astarion #artists on tumblr #digital artist #illustrators on tumblr #noah.jpg

[soriastrider]

this has almost certainly been done before, but i think it's funny so i did it anyway

original:

#dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #homestuck #my art #i drew this right on top of the meme in an effort to make this quick and easy. which was a complete failure #i spent way too long on this and still failed at anatomy lmao #oh well #anyway. dirkjake #thought about making it jake's ass in the last panel but i decided i didnt wanna try to draw ass lol #also it would've been much harder to convey the inherent dumbass boyfriend energy that was the whole point of this #if jake's smug little face wasn't visible #he is expertly restraining giggles #I also had to rotate dirk in the last panel bc the original angle was just not working no matter how many times I tried to fix it #unfortunately anatomy hates me #bg image is from hs p4221

[electrozeistyking]

Tiny Disassembler Tries To Put Himself in Second Food Coma; Girlfriend Won't Let Him

(you better believe that first time was an accident)

#love this lil guy #uzi's like ''YOU CAN'T DO THAT'' and he's just ''AHHHH!'' #he can't talk but he can still scream #the struggle of uzi doorman trying to keep her boyfriend from knocking himself out #meanwhile v is laughing her head off... what can i say uzi ''arguing'' with a tiny drone is hilarious #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #murder drones v #serial designation n #serial designation v #uzi doorman #tiny n au #nuzi #listen i just make a lot of art and they're all sitting in my files #this was all done with my finger because my old apple pencil gave out btw #TINY N'S HUNGRY LEAVE HIM ALONE #zeisty’s goofs

[raepliica]

tristamp post-timeskip woowoo!! injecting him with cowboy swag baybiee

also, a little bit of a redraw

#trigun #trigun stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #eriks #my art #finally rendered the concept sketches i did months ago #eriks with his scary dog privileges #im ignoring the hair they gave eriks in tristamp. plz pretend he still has his precious airvents<3 #whats more intimate than a man shaving another man's face #if you can tell what reference i used for that doodle then props to you #or im sorry idk #anyways overdressed bitch looking for missing boyfriend #wearing all those layers on a desert planet with 2 suns must cook him alive #woowoo design inspired by my favourite big hat man D <3 #damn look at my priest!! gurl im not seeing the pearly white gates #raepliica_art

[deep-space-lines]

look, I love Garrus but his ME1 characterization makes me wanna do this to him

#mass effect #my art #mass effect art #mass effect fanart #artists on tumblr #garrus vakarian #commander shepard #any time i see anyone saying they wished they could romance him in 1 or that shepard liked him already in 1 i’m like #i respect your opinion but i cannot relate #ME1 garrus is the dumbest fucker in the world #my shepard is too busy yelling at him #don’t get me wrong i still romance him every time. #but he needs to go into the blender and get a few stern lectures before he’s boyfriend material #men will literally become vigilantes instead of going to therapy #straka's shitposts

[canisalbus]

I'd like to say that I love your art but never really saw the older stuff where Machete is just getting the shit kicked out of him by a homophobic universe so I only know your cute gay dogs as operatically dramatic dudes getting into Situations that only homosexuality can save them from.

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#Machete has a long history of getting the shit kicked out of him #it's still funny to me that there's now a significant amount of people that got to know him as one half of the cute gay dog duo #he's an angsty venty edgy misery sink of a character #folks that have followed my work for years have watched him get stabbed eviscerated and beheaded on the regular #this redemption arc of finding hope and love and coffee shops is a new development #answered #anonymous #I personally enjoy the boyfriend shenanigans greatly I'm unironically happy for them

[pourwatter]

drew my childhood boyfriend <;3 dont ask why my childhood crush is from a 2000 pron furry game

#gay #furry #art #torahiko ooshima #morenatsu #gay furry tiger #hes so cute #louis beastars #i still cant believe hes still doesnt have a route #not in the real game #not in the two remakes #NONE #i want my boyfriend nowwww #koko posts #koko2unite #koko2unite draws

[inthewychelm]

ive been thinking about hard of hearing steve, who started losing his hearing after starcourt, the scoops troops are the first to find out because of how attached they are, robin erica and dustin all insist on steve learning to sign but he's insecure about learning a new language so they slowly learn and start teaching him

after vecna, eddie gets adopted to their little group and starts picking up on the signs and learning on his own, still struggles to hold a conversation, esp with the likes of robin or dustin, but he atleast knows simple words and phrases enough to communicate, eddie also gets into the habit of signing ILY to steve before he leaves, except steve rarely studies asl on his own most of what he remembers is from robin/erica/dustin, who never thought to teach him that specific sign, so steve just thinks eddie is just being a metalhead throwing up a 'rock on' gesture, hes still absolutely endeared by eddie doing this but he doesn't realize that eddie saying he loves him everyday, what follows is a ridiculous amount of pining where only steve doesn't know because everyone else know what that sign means, he only finds out because after gossiping with robin(who has tried to tell steve that its reciprocated) about eddie, erica interupts their convo by telling steve that eddie tells him he loves steve everyday (that clown is so obviously in love with you, how are you still pining? you're supposed to be a expert, steve?)

(edit 07/23: this fic is now on ao3)

#she says this loudly in the middle of an empty family video eddie walks in during the middle of the argument that follows #immediately gets roasted and gets a boyfriend bc steve is not running from the chance in front of him #yes i am projecting my hearing loss onto steve deal with it #also i dont like the idea that steve hates himself for losing his hearing even if its from tramua bc it makes me feel shitty about mine #instead i like to think he leans into it like a grandpa he might never get hearing aids or maybe he does and avoids ever turning them on #but i do think he would be insecure about trying to learn a new language when he previously has shown to struggle with school #so even after eight months of learning he's still kinda learning basic signs while the other scoop troops are catching on more #hard of hearing steve is something so personal to me #stranger things #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #hoh steve harrington #hard of hearing steve harrington #stranger things headcanons #steddie ficlet

[stormyrainyday]

joshua you're the biggest fucking loser i have ever seen in my life and i adore you from the bottom of my heart

#r1999 #reverse 1999 #reverse 1999 horropedia #r1999 horropedia #horropedia #i still can't get over how his name is joshua #he's my boyfailure #my stupid loser ass boyfriend #i wanna do unspeakable things to this man

[smandraws]

Don’t you hate it when youre hungry but when you look in the kitchen but all you see are Ingredients, not food?

#s man draws #ssbhm #my art #fat art #fat man #dominic the oni #also there are several inaccuracies here #namely #my boyfriend would definitely be up and still doing stuff because he is Nocturnal

[pixiestickie]

how i look after a long day of being embarassing on this app

#do you ever just start out a relationship #but have very little to no experience #and you still cant wrap your head around the fact that youre actually in a relationship #and that its ok you can kiss him he’s literally your boyfriend #but the idea is so weird to you. likw since when. how #idk if this is in character i just love to draw cringe #i need them to be cringe #jamiazu #azujami #ashenviper #twisted wonderland #twst #POSTS CATERED TO ME AND ME ONLY: #jamil viper #azul ashengrotto #2022 me wouldve never posted this #art tag #this is a bit okder but i think my art block is leavinng

[ectoplasmer]

you guys ever grab your f/o’s face and just *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehead kiss* *forehea

#this was originally phrased for platonic f/os but i then proceeded to think about doing this with my boyfriends and. yeah #anyway #HEY i finally picked back up gx because i got bored lol #and because. lowkey. judai randomly popping up in my dreams spooked me enough to remember to continue watching it >_< #i am reminded of why he got instantly put on the platonic list despite me barely knowing him lol #literally just. golden retriever #which is so so funny when you look at my two other platonic f/os #like on one hand we have the serious and more mature beyond my years #and then we have the high energy positivity fiends #if i still listed my hs f/os on my list you would see more obviously what i mean lol #sometimes you just want to smother your friend in a dumb display of affection u_u #anyway. #hello #tbh… kissing melv (and technically yb) right where the eye of wedjat would go… <333 #self ship #selfship #selfshipping #self shipping #f/o imagines #imagine your f/o #romantic f/o #platonic f/o #self ship community #selfshipping community #platonic: judai #quartzshipping #rainy.file