#he's such a cutie are you kidding????

[flametrashiraarchive]

Douma Headcanons Part 3

I thought of more 😫

NSFW under the cut.

PART ONE | PART TWO

You discover the thrill of being hunted.

Douma likes to have you hide while he seeks you out, tiptoeing through the temple, honing his senses on you.

"Come on out, little pet... I promise not to bite too hard..."

"Awwh~ perhaps you ran away for good?" 🥺

You don't even dare to breathe. Your pulse is racing.

Some deep, primal instinct overrides your adoration of him.

You are prey and your predator is looking for you.

You can hear him pouting.

LOVES to sneak up on you in your hiding spot and get your heart pounding.

Sometimes he'll let you try to run from him.

You never know what he'll do when he catches you (and he always does.)

Sometimes he'll pounce on you, pin you down and tickle you until you beg him for mercy,

sometimes he'll pin you against the wall and fuck you as he sucks on your neck.

When he's not chasing you, fucking you, or generally being a little (6'2") gremlin, he likes to lie with his head on your chest or your stomach and just have you pet his hair.

He gets all soft and about as close to sleepy as demons get.

Bathes with you.

He has one of those enormous sexy basically-an-indoor-pool baths. Has it filled with rose petals for you and likes to pluck them off your wet body when you get out.

Kisses you as he washes your hair, and lathers his hands in soap to slip them over your skin.

He spends his life being doted on by his disciples, so he likes to do the same for you.

Baths almost always turn into bath sex.

Favorite position is the lotus. He likes to watch your face as he fucks you, and loves the feeling of you desperately riding his dick as you cling to his shoulders.

Will absolutely gossip with you about his disciples after they confess their sins to him.

Finds it hilarious and adorable that you're so hypnotized by his chest. Will let you squeeze them but be careful because his nipples ARE sensitive and he WILL want to fuck if they get too much attention.

He likes your titties too.

They're fun to play with.

Desperately wants to take you to the Infinity Castle and show you off. 😫 Muzan won't let him.

(Wants to bone you in every room there. Yes, he knows it's impossible. No, he's not going to quit wanting it.)

#kny douma #douma my beloved #i actually love him so much #yes i know #he is terrible #however #he is such a cutie #and i think i could change him #lol who am i kidding #i can't even change my sheets. #demon slayer douma #kimetsu no yaiba douma #douma smut #douma x you #douma

[whoisspence]

baby matt ₊˚⊹♡

#like are you kidding me #he was born adorable and never stopped #cutie pie #baby matty #matthew gray gubler #mgg pics #mgg #whoisspence

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[virgothozul]

Ok. I have listened to the people. I have watched the thing. It is very wholesome.

Kazu comes home. He is hopeless and tipsy. And he swings between excited and wasted.

#I am SICK of Miri’s voice ngl #I know kids are loud. And make a mess of EVERYthing. That’s why i stay away. #But for Kazurei ; I made it to the end #They are precious #Rei is so cute I love this guy #He has 0 human skill and still is effortlessly hilarious and a little cutie 👏💖 #i wish we had more of their relationship bc they have sth really special #They never question their trust in each other like it never crosses their mind. They disagree almost all the time but they never part #It’s more natural than breathing. They’re always saying stuff like « it’s not fit to involve other people in our way of life » #it’s not even an option to live apart. They clearly will spend all their lives together #Except that scene it’s so weird when Kazu says « hum with Miri gone we don’t have a reason to live together anymore » lol man #Not as if you guys were already joined at the hip before meeting her. But I get the «the family life changed us now sth’s missing #and it feels incomplete ». But still guys. You are soul mates. #Also the « of course he comes with me. He’s my partner. » line 💕💍 #even if at some point they meant to part ways ; really they can’t be separated. #kazurei #No homo daddies #Buddy daddies #kazuki x rei #Domestic gays

[hyunpic]

hyunjin on instagram: woah the ocean is too cold

#hyunjin #skz #stray kids #insta #my pebble on the shore let me come and rescue you from the coldness #will literally rub u between my hands so hard sparks will start flying #DONT U EVEN WORRY #also he’s so cutie i bet even the loch ness monster would pop her head out of the water to take a look at him

[palewolfcheesecake-blog]

Sebastian Vettel Giving Me Gender Envy - Part 1

#he's so pretty #so cute #so babygirl #princess diana era = best seb era #rbr seb #bmw seb #probably other sebs #he's so freakin cute though #such a cutie pie #even when he was a little baby kiddo dude #wish i looked like that as a kid #okay this might be turning into actual envy more than gender envy #but can you blame me???? #look at this gorgeous beautiful man #he's so pretty!!!!!! #i love him sm #like damn stop it *giggles* #the prettiest boy #sebastian vettel #sv5

[spooky-goose1003]

Ok how can someone be so cute

#stray kids #kpop #kpopidol #handsome #music #skz stay #you make stray kids stay #3racha #seo changbin #changbin #dwaekki #binnie #producer #cutie patootie #little cutie #he’s so damn cute #i’m so obsessed #loml fr

[croissantk]

MACAQUE. YOU NEED TO STAY FOCUSED BROTHER

(Redid this a little bit)

#sorry i will never be over this frame of him why does he look like that #sir you are not alllowed to be a cutie patootie #the underworld is waiting for you #lmk #lego monkie kid #six eared macaque #liu er mihou #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #lmk redraw #lego monkie kid redraw #croissart

[dovewingkinnie]

nom nom

#he can’t eat all of that #that will take him at least a day to finish #you FREAK #put it DOWN!! #i’m kidding #keep eating the cake you cutie

[megalomayonnaise]

i was listening to will wood and ended up drawing jeff the killer.

#jeff the killer #creepypasta #art #goober #i didnt realize my dad was drunk when i sent him this drawing and he ended up calling him a “cutie patootie” and- literally saying smash #i kid you not #bros staring in 4 different directions somehow

[softquietsteadylove]

What if the roles are reversed? Thena being the kind and gentle one and Gil being the introvert and quiet one?

He catches her in the corner of his eye, a room away, talking with Kingo and Sersi. She does well with the humans, with her soft voice and gentle touch. They're talking with some as they celebrate the victories of today. She smiles at him.

He catches himself smiling back before he takes his leave. He's not one for the revelry of things. He much prefers taking up his post on the high walls of Babylon temple, scouting for Deviants, being the Strongest Eternal in every sense of the word.

Thena is meant to be beloved.

She glows, in a way. She is both a paragon of their team of Fighters as well as one of the most adapted to life on this planet. The humans think of her like an angel, or a goddess. He understands how they would come to think that of her.

They're more...frightened of him.

Thena swears they aren't--that all they need do is get to know him. See the gentle nature he has with her. But she doesn't seem to realise that she is the oddity. She is this completely new and unique thing unlike any other in his world.

She is his whole world.

"Here."

He smiles as she sets down a full mug of wine in front of him. She's always doing little things like that for him. He looks at her, "and you?"

"Hm, I'm not one for it, you know that," she shrugs, her voice even softer than usual with him. It assures him that the soft spot she has in his heart matches the one he occupies in hers. "But it was quite a fight today. You should let yourself relax."

"Revel, you mean?" he chuckles, but does take a sip of the human fermented wine. It's not nearly strong enough for the makeup of their cells, but he supposes it's not unpleasant.

"Fine, indulge in some revelry," she laughs under her breath, and it's a beautiful sound. "For me?"

He would rip the planet in two for her. "Fine."

She grins at her victory, her smile showing off her pearly teeth. Everything about her is pearly. "Were you listening to Sprite's story?"

Thena looks at him though with crystal green eyes like the seas across the entirety of the planet. She slips her hand under his, "you don't scare me."

He shrugs, leaning more easily on the railing of the mezzanine. "It's a nice story--don't think it's gonna change anyone's mind about me being the scary one."

She scares him, though. The rhythm of his heart shifting to match hers scares him. He smiles, "nothing scares you."

"That is true."

He chuckles this time, just a little, and she looks like she's taken on a hundred Deviants and come out with victory. She's funny, and yet she acts like making him laugh is the highlight of her day.

He takes another sip of wine so he doesn't start telling her that she's the highlight of all his days, too. "Shouldn't you be down there?--revelling?"

She looks at him as if the answer is quite obvious, and maybe it is. "Why would I want to be down there if you're up here?"

He stares down at the crowd, at Sersi dancing with the humans and Ikaris clumsily trying to join in just so he can have a chance for his hand to brush the Elemental Eternal's in passing. There are plenty of things he doesn't like about his brother, but this part--this, he understands.

"Hm?" Thena prompts him again, bringing herself even closer to him. She's tall, and lithe, even against his intimidating frame, although he's quite sure she weighs the same as a human child. But she never hesitates to put herself close to him. She almost seems to enjoy it.

"You win," he concedes, because she loves winning. She gets this little look on her face, and he wonders if he should participate in more of Kingo's antics or Ikaris' little contests just to see more of that look.

"As much as I do relish victory of any sort," she indulges with a grin. She looks at him, and it softens like the sun melting into the horizon. "I would rather be here with you."

By all the stars in the sky, his heart beats for this woman. Not that he has the poetry to express that, so instead he puts his hand on her back, and she lets him. His lips pull up slightly, "then I'm honored to have the Goddess of War choose my company."

She gifts him with another laugh at his little joke before leaning into him again. She's not afraid of affection--not like he is, fearful of hugging someone too hard and breaking their bones. She allows Kingo to pat her shoulder, hugs Sersi and Makkari and Sprite, even Ajak from time to time. She and Ikaris jostle each other in good faith (most of the time).

But with him, she leans in, rests her head against his shoulder, as if he is a safe haven for her in which to find rest. And he may not understand it, but if that's what she needs from him, then he will be that for the rest of his days.

He holds her delicately, but the fear of his strength leaves him. Because every breath they take together is a push and pull, perfectly balanced. He doesn't have to be afraid with her. For all his rough, unbending edges, she has fluidity and grace. She doesn't mind his withdrawn nature or quietness or intimidating stare.

"Gil?"

"Hm?" he responds, because he loves it when she calls him Gil. No one else does. To anyone else, he's not a nickname person. But she can call him anything she wants.

"We have watch," she reminds him gently, moving away but keeping his hand in hers as she starts drifting outside the party room and towards the walls. "Shall we?"

He will follow her anywhere, across this whole planet if need be. But instead of saying that, he squeezes her hand and says, "after you."

#Thenamesh AU #lowkey obsessed with this idea #very grumpyxsunshine #I wanted them to still feel like Gil and Thena #Gil gets Thena's long contemplative paragraphs #thoughtful and in his own head about everything #Thena's not necessarily the life of the party or anything #but she's good with kids gets along with humans #everyone is like #how are you such good friends with the most frightening man I've ever seen? #and Thena's like oh no he's a big squishy teddy bear #while Gil is pulling the head off a Deviant's body #Thena was like ah yes my cutie patootie partner in murder #Gil is out here writing sonnets in his head #but then in the group chat he leaves everyone on read #everyone but Thena of course #Thenamesh Reverse AU

[dewarism]

insert photo of zach hyman

#what a man #what a mighty mighty good man #don't mind me cropping out his kids from both these pictures #this isn't about you #they are cuties though! #zach hyman #edmonton oilers #willa's hockey rambles! #willa has a FAT crush #ALSO HIS ARM??? #THE BLACK SHIRT??? #he's wild and crazy for all that

[welcometoteyvat]

waterborne poetry you will always be famous

#rewatching it again god bless this event for giving cy > 20 lines of dialogue and x.iao interaction #yang mode cy uewueuweu cutie.. #ramblings! #also i learned that the 'heart of clear water face of ice' thing in cy's stories is actually better read as heart of clear ice face of fros #which i guess has the same meaning but it takes out the water/ice thing which i guess i appreciate #for petty reasons ^_^ no more water ice connection. trust #this event was so funny im sorry i love bullying xq affectionately and babying cy #i also never mentioned how much i fucking laughed out loud at xingqiu's convo w noelle and mika #because dear god help me. he's so authorpilled + i guess he just likes flexing his very prose like dialogue register in front of foreigners #and also peak rich kid vibes of 'idk how to cook i just steal snacks from home when im outside for a long period of time' #also noelle saying 'if you sneak out from home won't you be punished?' (she specifically said wont you be put in solitary confinement? #which specifically i think is funnier because. KLEE HANDSHAKING XINGQIU LMAO #anyways. his response is also so fucking help. 'just dont get caught!' bro pulling an ehe (said like ven.ti) #also hu.tao. i love you my daughter i love your stupid rhyming sentences and little limerick poems literally a sunshine #also zv cohost theyre so sick for this

[zappedbyzabka]

⬜🟦🟩

“Let’s sleep on it!....Oh, I’m sorry. That’s not what I meant.”

#tony o’dell #Handsome pretty boy #Soft #He’s a cutie #Sweetheart in the streets #Absolute nasty dark freak who will leave you shaking in the sheets #This is the guy who would put Johnny in his trunk for fun #consensually #jimmy karate kid

[strangefellows]

Day 3 of @khoc-week !! Friends and lovers...well, here they are~

(Bonus! @missingmywing used Jas and Cherry in their entry for today too!)

Cherry is my friend @redbud-tree's keykid -- she's from the Black Cauldron world and was like, nine when Jas ran into this spitfire small child from Ursus trying to solo a raid boss; he took her under his wing mostly to keep her from getting killed, and they became basically siblings. She was with him when he fell into the Realm of Darkness, and they continue traveling together. He calls her Cherrybomb, because he nicknames people too. Rainer (Prince Rainer) is an old KH OC of mine that was Jasper's friend ages back, and I figured now's a good time to revive him! He's the son of Ansem the Wise, though it was kind of a strained relationship and Rainer didn't spend a lot of time in the castle -- he's older than Ienzo by a bit, too, so they didn't spend much time together. He ended up getting world-yeeted when the Garden fell and met Jas and Cherry, and they travel together. He...somehow hasn't put together that Jas is the son of the weirdo royal guard who turned up in RG at some point. He's a bit eccentric just like his dad, after all. Jas calls him Nerd or Specs or Princey depending.

And lovers-- yep, yep, I ship him with Lauriam, though mostly KH3 era since they didn't actually meet in Daybreak Town. Two local idiots prone to making stupid batshit life choices when it comes to protecting or finding their family? Yep. Sassy assholes? Yep. Is this also slightly to spite Braig? Probably, both of them think it's funny. Jas likes to call him flower names in Gaelic to be cute.

#khocweek2023 #khblogging #buncha cuties #rainer's a sweet kid he's just weird as fuck #both he and jasper are in their late 20s by kh3 and cherry is in her teens #lauriam cackling in petty because he's dating the son of his obnoxious coworker? you bet. #jas also cackling because his dad/sort-of-dad's reaction to this is hysterical? definitely. #cherry is adorable and a total lunatic

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

Ursula von der Leyen visity Kyiv for the 6th time

Meeting at the train station

#he was SO HAPPY during the whole event #all smiling and proud af #wonder how many people he awarded he also knew personally because they transported him at some point #you just know he was BEAMING when he called olena and the kids in the evening #yesterday was a good day #a very good day #he such a cutie