#he's too sweet i swear

[songthursh]

Alright, I will start with this one then - everything starts with the glorious revolution and everything starts with the night watch 🌸

#discworld #terry pratchett #samuel vimes #havelock vetinari #vimes x vetinari #vetvimes #lord vetinari #glorious revolution #lilac #the night watch #night watch #Am I doing it right at all #AAAAA #I love this book I hate it so much #Blame my sweet gf for spoiling me with such amazing literature also #AND FOR MAKING ME GO THROUGH THESE BOOKS IT'S JUST... UGGGH #Also also it's not Carrot I swear he wasn't there also Vimes should've been armorless but I realized it a bit too late BUT THAT'S FINE #my art

[merilles]

La Belle Dame Sans Merci~💍✨

#thinking of sauron as the femme fatale 'seducer of men' archetypical character #using his beauty to overpower/manipulate others into doing what he wants #a control freak aware of his assets and nonplussed about employing them for his gain #and the ringwraiths being souls falling under the spell of his temptations #maybe suspecting his true nature but too drunk on his sweetness and silver tongue and golden promises to do anything about it #*sounds of gnawing the table* it all makes sense in my head! i swear!!! #tolkien #lord of the rings #lotr #sauron #annatar #the one ring #nazgul #ringwraiths #oc #lotr oc #oc: duvain #my ocs #art #my art #merilles

[secretlyaraven]

A few months ago when I was playing bg3, my mum walked in and saw Wyll on the screen.

Mum: Oh he looks nice

She was very disappointed that he's not real, now every time I'm playing bg3 my mum goes "where's my man"

Mum is a Wyll stan, she knows nothing about the game but her heart is set on Wyll

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #wyll #honestly don't blame her tbh #he's a very sweet man #too fuckin good for this world i swear #i was almost in tears with my og playthrough when him and karlach went to avernus

[cobaltfluff]

fellas is it gay to painstakingly carve your name intertwined with your bestie's name on a Best Friend Stone

#bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #spoilers #im YELLING SO LOUDDDD #I DOUBT YOU STILL HAVE YOURS #MATAKARA I'M SO SORRYYYY #SCREAMINGGGGG #Guys im sane i swear im watching this like a normal person #also im pretty sure ara-chan started avoiding you bc he felt he was too weak b #dont be so hard on yourself you sweet little (big) puppy

[insomniphic]

“I just want to get to know you better because I care about you, okay?”

He’ll understand.

#okay okay so— this ISNT CANON but Narry is now my science experiment son :] #OKAY BUT LIKE I’VE BEEN NITPICKING AND DISECTING EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT HE MIGHT AS WELL BE CONSIDERED AS ONE #I’VE BEEN STUDYING HIM IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS #TRYING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT HIS EXISTENXE #LOOKING THROUGH HIS VALUES IDEALS AND MORALS #HE’S MY SON AND HE’S MY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT HAHAHAHAAH #🧪 👩‍🔬 #the thought of the possible angst makes me rabid too #like I imagine situations where he’s stuck in a glass cage because of me #and keep in mind he’s claustrophobic #OH OH IMAGINE HIM BEING NICE AND SWEET AND GOOD *JUST* BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE TRAPPED AGAIN #HOHOHOHO #guys guys guys I swear I’m not imoral #I’m a very kind person #GUYS #PLEASE #(this also emerged because I was talking to Ney and Bear about how great parents we are to our Narrys’) #💙💙💙💙 #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #stanley parable #tsp fanart #the narrator #sketch #tspud #InSomniphic’s Art

[ride-a-dromedary]

Halsin's biggest muscle is his heart, and that's the only thing that matters

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #Halsin #more gen stuff with halsin where he's literally just the sweetest of sweet hearts #like here - what's this - it's a baby bunny maybe hold it and you'll feel better #scratch just gravitating to him (which makes the orin thing even worse) #halsin being that endlessly kind of patient and sincere that is almost irritating #because you think it's fake but the worst part is it's just...not #so you can't ignore it or brush it off #i'm gonna make a gifset maybe because woo boy when he happy cried with oliver i was crying #i swear ill make something more than a text post someday #edit: oh dude he's the embodiment of 'what do you want to be when you grow up? kind' sound #i will also say i will never forgive larian for making intelligence his dump stat #he's not dumb he's literally just naive #and desperate and trusting and listens to his heart too much #he is emotionally driven not dumb

[aziraphaledefensesquad]

Er…

Have the people talking about Hozier’s Too Sweet representing aziraphale/crowley actually LISTENED to the lyrics?

#I swear lit comprehension is fading #you want a song couple clearly not suited for each other to represent your fav pairing #can you not see he doesn’t want to be with the other person unless they change themselves #why #good omens #hozier #too sweet

[mxdotpng]

don't even look at me rn man

#.text #kekkai sensen #im over it. #im over it. i swear #im fine. i SWEAR. #I SWEAR !! #the fact the scenes above are originally meant to be framed as leo looking down on himself for not being able to fight back #but when you reread it it can also be read as him finally realizing they want him to depend on them. because they Want to protect him #i cant keep doing this guys. #i know the zapp panel is from earlier in the volume but i think it was a better example of him looking out for leo #like... why did he do. all of that ? #he literally did not have to do that. nor did he have to tell leo this. #and to be honest i think to leo someone going 'yeah. i looked into it for your sister. she'll be safe' #would be like. a big indicator of someone trying to look out for him because hes Him #like. him having money is of no use or indication to whether or not they need to be protected by evil monsters. #in fsct it was barely relevant to the conversation they were having #he just. brought it up bc he thought leo was worried. #zapp is sweet when he isnt being the worst person in the room 🤭 #i keep thinking of zed's 'the best benefit would be for you to keep on living' too #likr these people just want him safe. more than anything else. #they love him so much im ill #im UNWELL #EDIT AGAIN: i just realized leo followed literslly all of their advice. i have to explode and die now. goodbye forever

[dayurno]

#i will warn you only once: tsc spoilers #literally just finished it as i am drafting this its 5am where i live #so you may be subjected to some nonsense #that all being said i have thoughts.and feelings #the kevin was lovely and tasted delicious! jean defending him at every turn even when he swears to hell and back he'll kick his ass #the kevjean was surprising i was only half expecting that #the dog metaphors i have to say i need this one cashed in. nora run me my check #im joking of course dont quote me on it #jean taking kevins promise to the end and living on it is seriously so. well. #'be careful with him' 'take kevin's name out of your ignorant mouth' 'you promised me' #also kevin getting called the court's queen had me tender and on my back oml #jean's relationship with the trojans is sweet and he is very interesting and complicated #a character with many moving parts im sure #there were a few things i did not care for #namely jeremy and the trojans felt remarkably flat to me bar lucas (by far the most interesting) and catalina on occasion #i didnt quite enjoy jeremy's pov and felt like he spent perhaps way too much time worrying over jean? if that makes sense #i wish he had some more complexity to him or really anything to catch a hook on #all we know is hes attractive and smiley and gets along terribly with his family #so much of his character is sucked out by jean he didnt feel like much more than a plot device to me #which i wouldnt mind if jeremy wasnt the literal main character alongside jean #i was living for everything jean thought but had to drag myself through jeremy's pov if im honest #uuuuh what else. neil! funny. deranged. i have to love him #andrew couldnt give less of a fuck about jean which is funny as all fuck #two bugs placed in the same habitat ignoring each other #the thing with elodie i thought was complicated. i wish we knew some more about her or that shed been mentioned a little earlier #but im assuming thats a topic to be revisited #uuuuuuuh yeah so thats most of it. i think my first thought and the one that sticked out the most to me is that the book felt remarkably #pedestrian #not necessarily in a bad way #it lacked to me one of the main appeals of aftg which were the numerous interesting side characters

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

WHATS WITH THE FUCKING SKK MUSICIAN AUS WHAT THE FUCK

#caps cw #i just spent the last #5? hours reading still still still im experiencing a range of unexplainable undescribable emotions #i liked that this one was a lot more like overall positive than i was screaming your name through the radio #bc there you already KNOW dazai and chuuya are on bad terms currently so when you're reading them falling in love you have this like #looming dread #the entire time as you wait for things to fall apart #here i had the same sort of anxiety bc theres no way there WOULDNT be drama but it was a LOT less rhan i expected #it was nice #the social media segments were always cute too #they were just #so fucking in love and happy and im fucking crying aouch #esp when dazai announced he got the part. ahgh #me everytime he picks up and spins chuuya: #I WAS JUST EXPLODING BC IT WAS SO SWEET AUFH #anwyay WHATS WITH THE FUCKING MUSIC AUS IN THIS FANDOM #THE FUCK IS THIS #swearing cw #skk

[felysline]

when your beloved man is actually a beloved man and a beloved baby at the same time.

#lys_whitfield #my sims #itscamilla #itsadonis #i swear #adonis is the loveliest man ever.. #he's always really sweet to camilla in-game #even when they make love it's the sweetest #i just know he's poetic too #so whipped #and so heartwarmingly sweet #literally my favorite babies 🥺📸

[crybaby-bkg]

gojo is literally the worst person to ask help you with your outfit bc he either does shit wrong to fuck with you or you somehow end up naked in his bed wondering what happened to your plans for the day

#I was struggling to put on my strapless bra bc my bobs are too big for it (fuck birth control but also no) #and I just KNOW!!!!! I KNOW he would’ve just pulled it down and convinced me to stay home #insufferable man I swear #also I feel v pretty today :) #very yellow LOL I have a sunflower clip and it’s the cutest thing ever #DOES THIS COUNT AS WRITING #jjk sweets! 🍬 #gojo treats! 🍬

[franeridan]

the whole one hour and forty minutes of op stampede are worth it even just for that half a second of interaction between mihawk and zoro actually thank you and amen 🙏

#he saves his ass #and then looks at him and smirks...... #ahshshshsjdjsh that's his dad!!!! healthy father son rivalry i say!!!! #tbh I don't usually feel like watching op movie much #i..... don't exactly read op for the fights and the movies are usually just fights so #¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ #but sometimes I'm in the specific mood of seeing weird team ups or interactions so i end up watching a bunch of movies one after the other #stampede is............eh #it's okay ig a bit too exaggerated for my tastes but that's just the op movies usual taste #only the movies can make me question how things work in the op universe btw usually I'm down for anything #but then i watch a movie and I'm like “is that really how that is supposed to work...?” #Anyway I'm always up for seeing law being treated as part of the crew #and my zoro stan heart cries when i say this but I'm sorta always up for seeing law act as a sub captain for the crew huhuhu #sorry first mate i swear i would never try to take your spot from you #anyway law picking up robin was sweet law seeking luffy as a safe space was beautiful sabo's........ #everything but especially his interactions with smoker were fun #but like the whole movie was really more of just a spot the cameo than anything 😂 it's okay!!! #I'm not lying when i say watching it was worth it even just for zoro and mihawk #that's the small stuff i watch the movies for anyway huhuhu #next one....gold. i don't think i watched that yet either #that's for another day tho now sleep

[six-of-ravens]

think I've figured out what bugs me so much about Natasha Pulley's work - every female character who could potentially interfere with the ~gay couple~ is portrayed in a negative light

#there's something else about it that bugs me too. like. something about her depiction of history... #i started the kingdoms and im trying to puzzle out why it's not really working for me #also i swear this author KEEPS GIVING HER GAY CHARACTERS WIVES for NO REASON #she literally just wants to portray the wives as bitches #but like. WHY ADD THEM?? WHY MAKE ALICE JOE'S WIFE??? #she did that and then immediately went 'well alice is a rapist and a bad mother then!!' like girl. you could have just made them like #co-inhabitants of this house. and not married. and Lily could be related to Joe in some other way if you NEED a kid... #idk. im still bitter about pepperharrow lol where the eofe finally started being treated like a human and not a fucking chess piece #and then killed herself for her husband basically. SHE DIDN'T HAVE TO DIE. THERE WERE A TON OF SOLUTIONS!! #but no. we can't have sweet baby Mori having a wife after he ran away to England to live with his gay lover nooooooo #WHY EVEN MAKE HIM MARRIED JUST SO YOU CAN KILL HIS WIFE OFF. SHE COULD'VE BEEN HIS HOUSEKEEPER OR SMTH #this has gotten away from me. I just don't like it tho. #if there were any female characters that were portrayed positively though and not treated like a Threat to the Gay I'd feel better #but there aren't so far #unless you count the absentee Madeline #the only female character treated well so far is Joe's daughter Lily and she's two

[goldensunset]

this is what joy looks like to me

#:D #i love the ralts line a totally normal amount i swear #wow and i was about to give up on this kirlia outbreak #(lie) (i was never gonna give up but it’s almost midnight so i would’ve been forced to give up lol) #then at the last minute. another addition to my blue gang!! #i can never have too many lol #pokémon #i committed at last to naming the shiny gallade i transferred in from pla #because despite being mine it still counts as a traded pokémon ig??? so i only get one shot at naming it #his name is now. ICEE Machine. bc he’s blue like a blue raspberry slushie and also i found him in the icelands #also i wanted a food/sweet name to go with my shiny gardevoir who is named Cake Pop #’slushy’ or ‘slurpee’ just sounded dumb and gross. icee machine is silly but in a fun way #but anyway now that i have another shiny kirlia and it’s male i can just evolve him into gallade #and have another one that i can rename any time if i want #like a backup plan

[fourteenthz]

HEY HOW ARE WE FEELING FELLOW XIV PLAYERS? FELLAS?? HELLO??

#Hrothgirl appreciation post(blease yoshida it’s all i want) #I LOVE HROTHGIRL........ SHE IS MY PRIDE AND JOY IM HOLDING HER SO GENTLY I LOVE HER LOVE LOVE HER #SHE IS SO TALL !! AND FLUFFY !!! AND KITTIE. im so normal abt her i swear #AND KRILE DIDJSOFKFKman i LOVE how that looks SO MUCH it felt caster enough i was afraid it wouldn't. #it feels so cute too. i like this one for her SO MUCH it's such a mix of pictomancer and maybe puppet master ?!?!?! idk I LOVE IT #im so happy for her its her time. but also KISSING ALIE'S NOSE SHE WAS SO CUTE IN THIS #ABSOLUTELY INSANE ABOUT THIS TRAILER i shows NOTHING besides nice visuals and I'm so here for the twins they look SO SWEET............. #IM SO GLAD ALPHIE IS ON THE BOAT... YEAH.... HE IS MY COMPASS... KEEP HIM THERE #its too late for me to be this excited but hehieheieii them also that estinien... was that dragoon rework? hello? idk abt that chief #BUT ANYWAY HAPPY EXCITED KISSING HROTHGIRL'S NOSE YES I WOULD LOVE TO MET UR HOME SWEETIE TAKE ME THERE #enough caps ill watch this bye #ffxiv #fanfest #7.0 spoilers #kelly says #also i forgot: THANCRED HOT CUTE BABY GIRL I LOVE HIS KISSING HIS NOSE AS WELL