#he's willing to do crime

[lebowskismoney]

I like to imagine snufkin getting sent to linked universe just bc of the wandering green-hatted boy with an instrument trope.

#would he fight? #maybe #i mean #he's willing to do crime #its totally valid #snufkin #linked universe #linked universe headcanons #monilerambleski

[realbeefman]

oh they were so fucking

#i mean personally im of the opinion that wilson very softly kissed him #no tongue just for comfort bc he loves him #and house is normally so against doing anything with wilson in public #because wilson is so closeted and house is too (more out of convenience than shame) #and the fact that wilson is willing to risk being so soft and open and romantic with him in a placw where people could see #genuinely undoes house a little #and THEN they fuck nasty later that night on houses couch #house md #hate crimes md #hilson #greg house #james wilson

[ryuusea]

liam-sensei’s smile is love and life 🥹🙏

#the omake hs chapter has been on my mind all morning it is now 2am I finally got to do this sketch #Liam’s smile powered me through the day #his pout also made me lose it #sherly willing to say he committed a crime he actually didn’t do bc he wants Liam to not be sad I cannot wi th the hs au omake ch???? #sherliam #liam-se~nsei #I can hear sherly saying that and their laughs #help me I’m still recovering #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #hs au sherliam #the remains

[appaeve]

crimeboys junk

#THESE TWO *thunderous applause* #bunch of unfinished stuff but finally appaeve crimeboys it exists #there’s a c!crime hug art somewhere in my files I can’t find it I’ll just jumpscare everyone with it one day #c!tommy #tommyinnit fanart #tommyinnit #c!wilbur #revivedbur #wilbur soot #wilbur fanart #crimeboys #crimeboys fanart #dsmp #dsmp fanart #ouuuurgh im never fully rendering anything in my entire life if i do then it’s not me someone hacked my account #tw death #tw blood #also Tommy’s not meant to be so short in the first pic he’s suppose to be under wills shadow or some symbolism i don’t know

[fairyroses]

She was the only thing I was living for. I’m sorry for your loss, sir, but right now we need to get you airborne. Police will be here any minute. I’m well aware of that. I’m turning myself in.

— SMALLVILLE, “Bizarro” (7.01)

#it's wild how they were actually doing some interesting character work with lex in the beginning of s7 #('I wasn't miraculously saved so I could run away from my demons. I was brought back to face them' etc etc) #only for them to just go 'nah' midway through and toss out all nuance and complexity in favor of a million veritas-related retcons 🙃 #not sure if that's because of the writers strike or just this show's usual incompetence but it's a real shame either way #anyway I really liked this plot/scene #lex didn't kill lana but he knows he fucked up in a multitude of other ways in his relationship with her #so he's willing to be punished for a crime he didn't commit bc he doesn't know how else to make up for what he's done #(also him keeping the cute photo of them folded up in his pocket is so heart-achingly sweet I actually can't take it) #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lex luthor #lexana #dcmultiverse #sv 7x01 #my gifs #god this gifset has been languishing in my drafts since *checks* FEBRUARY?!?! jfc... #I guess it's a good thing I have so many unposted sets saved since I don't actually have time to make new gifs for the next few months #but still. lol

[ladytauria]

🌹💐👀

a whole bouquet? xD thank you~ have two paragraphs!

Tim tilts his head back, peering up at Jason through false lashes, a sharp, amused twinkle in his eyes. The movement sends another wave of jasmine perfume wafting under Jason’s nose. “It’s all work with you, Hood,” he says, a pout on crimson lips. Jason wets his own unconsciously, stomach clenching. “When are we going to get to play?” Tim trails a long painted nail over Jason’s forearm, the slight scratch of it leaving behind a faint white line. Jason swallows, as subtly as he can. The irony of Tim asking such a question is lost in the smoky tone of his voice. “Soon, baby,” he promises, voice rougher than he’d like. He can’t help but lean over and kiss him, right on that red-painted mouth. It’s not nearly enough. “Just let me take care of this, and then I’ll take you home.”

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#from the agony wip (affectionate) #been writing this one since last october lmao #but its on the priority list #as soon as i have a beginning im happy with i should be able to post it! #anyway #for explanation: the beginning premise is jason doing hood / crime lord stuff #& tim pretending to be hood's girlfriend #partially for work purposes (to see what ppl are willing to say in front of him; which he can then report back to jason) #and partially for fun/date night/to tease & wind jason up bc he's a menace #granted! it's a small part of the overall wip ^^; #but it's a fun premise at least imo #anyway! #thank you for asking~ #asks and answers #jaytim #tauriawrites #tauriawritesfanfic #slipping tongues #krizariel

[cannibalovers]

The German cannibal thing. That really amused me. Mostly bc thats the only really " adjacent to reality" crime thing where I've ever been like "wow hot. Wish that was me" bc of everyone reportedly consenting to the situation. And before Mason brought it it up it was already as my mind as interesting to contemplate in a Hannigram context bc of cannibalism + homoeroticism

yeah, even before mason mentioned it, i thought of the Armin Meiwis case when watching the show

Overall that case is so unusual,,, cuz there was consent on both parts although the court didn't really accept that because Brandes was under influence, but what about all the emailing back and forth, having discussions and full consent and both of them having such fantasies??? especially that cannibalism is legal amd technically couldn't get charged for that so they charged him for murder and manslaughter?? it was such a confusing murder for the court 😭 i dont even know what i would do about it lmao

its felt so surreal that it did actually happen? cuz it feels like smth straight out of hannibal 😭

#i dont wanna compare since it's yk #its an ACTUAL case #but i can see hannigram doing smth similar #tbh is hannibal went through with the eating wills brain and if will wasn't dead by that point he would try and feed will his own brain #genitalia...............does hannibal even eat genitalia #awkward question #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #true crime #rumaiq answers

[fourswords]

shadow and zelda were literally sooooo funny nobody understands how much their final interaction makes me lose it. zelda was like "idk yknow i just really think you could be a good guy if you wanted. just saying." and then she gets fucking kidnapped by the dark cloud and shadow is IMMEDIATELY like Thank You For Saying Something Nice To Me. I Will Now Kill Myself To Save You. and then he doesn't even stay dead

#the thing about shadow is that he doesn't quite understand what love is at all and yet he is so full of it that he #attaches himself like a leech to anybody who acknowledges his existence as a person #like he is absolutely a villain who worked so very hard on his crimes and had an absolute blast doing them. but his loyalties were swayed #the moment he started considering vio a friend. and they changed permanently the second he was dragged out of the mirror by ganon #while begging him to not have to go back out into the light (which of course ganon denied) and zelda looked down at him all sopping wet and #pathetic and still told him she thought he was a hero too. despite everything. #and in that moment whether zelda knew it or not she became shadow's friend. and what is shadow willing to do for his friends #as evidenced by his 'friendship' with vio? overthrow ganon and vaati both. and what is he willing to do for someone who was #genuinely and truly kind to him even when by all rights they shouldn't be (ESPECIALLY when he's as weak and vulnerable as he was at that #moment)? overthrow ganon and vaati by Any Means Necessary. #what does it matter if he dies? zelda told him he was a hero too and if she believes in him then that's all the encouragement he needs #to actually act as one. #anyway. flailing around like a fish out of water. do you see how funny they are #fsa #txt

[cator99]

I keep scandalizing my sjw dogmatist ftm boyfriend by pushing him into abstract conversation He is being annoying about it but am just trying to play and have fun with him in the way I know how and encourage him to grow as a person since he's very "omg your so hot tell me what to think and do"

#I maybe sound pretentious but the thing is I just care about him and understand where he's coming from......... #Like ok you want me to tell you what to do? #I want you to think for yourself. And be willing to explore thoughts and ideas without fear of straying into thought crimes. Do that.

[nyxi-pixie]

im genuinely so mad that mike never gets to see that will is, once again, pulling women in cali

WHATS THE POINT OF CALI GIRL TRYING TO FLIRT IF MIKE DOESNT SEE AND GET JEALOUS ABT IT HUH???? WHATS THE POINT😭😭😭😭

#i just think it wouldve been funny if she turned up at the roller rink #and is like omg will🥰😍😍 wanna😍😍hang out w me instead of ur friends🥰🥰😍😍 #and mikes just watching her like #trying to explode her with his mind #but wills just like hm okay bestie yk what mikes been ignoring me and im not a third wheel #slay #and just hangs out w her instead for the day as besties #but mike thinks theyre dating and that shes who the paintings for #so hes absolutely SEETHING #and els just like 😒🤨🤨🤨🤨why do u care this much huh🤨😒😒🤨🤨🤨 #🤨🤨he has girls around him like this all the time🤨🤨🤨 #and mike is ready to commit actual crimes now #byler

[existentialcrisis-24-7]

Okay so I’ve been debating with this for a while, but I think I’m gonna give Valtor some kind of redemption arc.

Not like “he’s a good guy now” but more “he wants the Ancestral Witches dead more than he wants the Winx dead”.

Plus the titular “episodes” that would set him down this new path would be 15/16, the ones where Bloom also happens to be doing her soul searching on Pyros.

#he wants to be free from their control and is willing to stop stealing magic if it means freedom. #this took me a while to decide on tho because I really do like him as a remorseless villain #but it would also provide a test for the Winx and especially Bloom #you know if they should spare him and all for his crimes #winx #winx club #winx rewrite #winx Valtor

[hella1975]

will hawks be in dog teeth? 🫣🫣🫣

yes! he's going to potentially make a (very brief) appearance in the second part and have a starring role in the third part, which will be a dabihawks fic :)

#i hate his child soldier ass. i NEED to study him. like i truly desperately need a fic where he's actually a really scary piece of shit #like government trained assassin constantly fake and wearing a different mask he moulds based on the situation #who is willing to kill anyone the commission decides needs killing like imo that's SO much worse and scarier #than just a villain that is upfront about the crimes they have/will commit and why they're doing it #yet every hawks fic i read is like. himbo hawks. kicked puppy hawks. blinded by love hawks. victim of dabi hawks etc etc #so if i cant find the characterisation i want i will write it <3 godspeed everyone #ask #dog teeth

[guinevereslancelot]

listen i know it's a shallow interpretation or whatever but the problem is that katya really IS a girlboss and all her crimes WERE justified

#like yeah she betrays her husband and her best friend and accidentally kills her lover in her escape plan and ends up alone #but is was andrey's own fault for having second thoughts and if he wasnt a PUSSY he would have run away with her and survived #but he couldn't resist the temptation of power and honestly he wasn't willing to give that up for her so yeah he deserved it #like yeah she ended up alone but she was free and she could do better and the way she faked her death was sooo good #gone girl WHO #shut up abt the crimes and murder i dont CARE she looked so good in the casino dress and for what #god forbid women do anything #goncharov (1973) #unreality tw

[sabraeal]

My favorite fic is the one I request that earns the most complaints when you're writing them. >:D

#asks #favorite fic meme #i love love #joanna only delights when she knows i'm twisting #or really it's that we both enjoy when the other is writing about something that we are an expert on #and also are heinously embarrassed about as all personal experiences are 🤣 #for those that have not been around for long joanna's historical favorites to ask me for are typically #Most Perverse Creature in the World because it is the political intrigue i love writing but it's an x Reader fic #He Who Studies Evil because it is a prequel to a ship fic i knew no one would read and also it's Star Trek which I hadn't watched in ages #If the Mind Is Willing because it is a nerd subject and that is my wheelhouse even though I do not LARP because my second hand embarrassmen #is far too much. and also because it attracts a certain subset of nerd guys that don't know boundaries #and as we all know the worst crime someone can commit in my presence is to be Unfun In This Here Sandbox #why yes I am a gemini how did you know

[eldritchazure]

i just watched in the pale moonlight and OH my GODS. i love sisko sososo much. truly the best captain. the man of all time. he is unmatched.

#me when he’s lied. he’s cheated. he’s bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. he is an accessory to murder. #but the most damning thing of all… he thinks he can live with it. #that episode goes so crazy #i have so many thoughts about it and what it says about sisko. the lengths he’s willing to go to do what he thinks is right. #but i don’t think i could articulate them right ‘^^ #in the pale moonlight #benjamin sisko #star trek ds9

[the-faultofdaedalus]

hm. leverage crew vs goddard futuristics

#see they’ve deffo done enough corporate and real crimes to warrant this #also the gang going up against the equivalent of corporate NASA is v fun #but also. if this doesn’t happen while pryce and cutter and rachel are off-planet #whoooo boy that could get messy #how tf do you con a guy who has been alive so long he’s got personal beef with the wright brothers #how do you get away with scamming someone who is ready and willing to blackmail aliens #by holding ALL OF HUMANITY hostage #im sure they could do it i just don’t know how