#head currently in hands

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID in ALT] I've made posts before about Talia/Dick co-parenting Damian moments (will never happen but let me dream) and this came to me in a vision. Took me ages to finish for some reason 😭 and then even longer to post

#dc comics #dc #damian wayne #dick grayson #talia al ghul #batfamily #dc robin #nightwing #anyway. yes im a self-indulgent ''dick as damians secret third parent'' truther #like i DO think it's way more complex and nuanced than the schmoopy affectionate fan portrayal of it #they're brothers they're father and son they're partners they're the dynamic duo except only in past tense etc etc #but consider! I'm not immune to schmoopy affection in fanworks. it compells me despite itself #anyway it's technically not that crazy when it comes to dick and damian. they hug! often! at least they did #it's not as big a leap to these types of scenarios #also talia ''somewhat absent for complex reasons on both her and damians part but very loving and loved by her son'' al ghul #you will always be famous to me #son of the demon origin...bwahhh #anyway. someone made a comic kind of like this/like a post i made abt this topic #but way funnier bc dick and talia starting trying to beat each other up #so go look at that as well #anyway. it's been a somewhat difficult few weeks so I'm. desperately trying to take it easy #i got some reading with me (first vol of kevin smiths GA run that i found second hand and jaimes BB run vol 2!) #so we'll see how far i get through those. considering there's demons in my head telling me to re-read things (LET ME OUT!!!) #when i finish GA and BB i do plan on rereading robin 2021. as a treat to myself #it's a run I've really warmed up to as time went on #I'm keeping up w/ the current b&r run even though it is. admittedly very slow w/ some weird dialogue #i read it for the damian content more than anything. also nikas back so that's neat :] #idk I have a feeling that after absolute power shakes out we might get some more creative team switch ups #so if anyone at dc is interested in taking over the reigns on b&r...that could be very neat #(it's me they should hire me. please DC i have ideas listen to my red hood pitch PLEASE-)

[3-aem]

my baby

#bro is currently sleeping with his head against my pillow ;-; #but i dont wanna share that pic bc i…weirdly feel like showing yall my pillow is too personal #how do i ease out of bed without waking him i wanna go wash my hands he kinda tried to maul it #dude when die!!! okay gn- #hes just like me fr

[moderndaypandora]

The LAYERS needed in a modern/human Dreamling au.  Some level of Endless family dysfunction, obviously.  Hob's family can be be dead or not, it's all good. Are they old enough to have individually gained the awareness they are off-puttingly intense and should hide it a bit at first, or still in that "no, why would I need to Elsa this" stage?

Option A is both of them trying to play it cool, like "don't scare him off" except they so badly want to go from zero to sixty.

(Death and Desire have ruthlessly drilled Dream with flashcards about how to react appropriately in situations.

Desire: it's your one-month anniversary, what do you do?

Dream: [hesitantly] NOT propose?

Desire and Death, conferring, because that's technically correct but the delivery was suspect.

Death, encouragingly: Good start. And?


Dream: a nice dinner and maybe a walk?

Desire: well done!

Death: and for a three-month anniversary?


Dream: give them a key to my flat.

Desire: [airhorn] NO. RED CARD.)

Option B makes them the classic anecdotal "my grandparents got engaged within seven days of meeting each other and still are happy together".

(Death, rubbing her temples: so you met this guy--

Dream: Hob

Death: -- Hob, and within 1 day you gave notice to the Registrar's Office and figured out the best day to get married. And Hob agreed to this?

Dream: NO.

Death: oh thank go-

Dream: Hob SUGGESTED this.

Death: . . .

Dream: are you going to be a witness or not?

Death, 29 days later in the Registrar's Office, to Hob's witness: Is he sane?

Johanna Constantine, drinking heavily from a large flask: unfortunately yes, by all legal definitions.

Death: fuck

Johanna: [passing the flask over] if your brother's even a tenth as intense as Hob, they'll be fine. Probably.

Death, brightening: Is Hob that bad?


Johanna: You know how sometimes you meet somebody and think "oof, they're a bit much, best give them a wide berth"?


Death: yeah.

Johanna: Hob's like a camouflaged hole in the ground of muchness. Except he's done the hole up all nice and he knows that sometimes you just want to be left alone in the hole to sulk and rattle the spikes for a bit, and occasionally get a F&M hamper tossed in.

Death: [hmmmmmmm'ing approvingly]

Johanna, morose: the bastard.

In the background, Hob and Dream are pressing their foreheads together and basking in each other's presence)

#dreamling #the sandman #it's underappreciated how many red flags hob probably is buried under his amiable exterior #he looked at dream of the endless and went 'yeah' #not even as a 'i can make him better' #very much as a 'i can vibe with his current state and frankly even if he was worse i'd still be like that's my husband [shrug emoji]' #'what am i supposed to do? i knew who he was when i married him' #everybody around them: [extremely done with their shit] STOP ENABLING HIM #hob: he's my goth sweetheart #dream's entire family: he's ten sulking cats in eyeliner and a dramatic coat #hob: i know :D i love him! #johanna constantine is like 'hob's insane' #and everybody's going 'oh no don't be so mean he's just a little boring next to dream' #johanna: he saw dream being dream and went 'i need to stamp my name on him. how do i permanently tie us together' #johanna: he'd never safety pin a condom but i can just see the gears turning in hob's head about how to get to spend more time with dream #johanna: just radiating smug contentment over his insane wet cat #hob: i cannot wait to spend the next 60 years with that man #hob: and ideally die in our sleep together still holding hands #death and johanna: [staring at him over their fourth round of drinks] #dream: [heart of eyes and pink of cheeks] #dream: we should never not be holding hands #hob: okay but what if occasionally we stop holding hands just to then appreciate the feeling of starting to hold hands again #dream: [mulling] acceptable #death and johanna could probably start an entire benefriends or actual romantic relationship entirely based on judging dreamling

[midnightdemonhunter]

we're scared and we're coming for--

#fhjy #fh #kristen applebees #lucy frostblade #d20 #midnight draws #fantasy high #dimension 20 #the ratgrinders #the bad kids #tw body horror #had the middle of the night epiphany that there are some fascinating parallels at work here. #heading to the woods together...leaving with one less. working together for the cleric..... #anyway my current theory is magical rage got out of hand. either on lucys part or the ratgrinders part. lucys death tragically ensues #she stuck to her guns. #now time to take drugs together in order to mess up their perceptions!! huh where have i heard this before.... #anyway listen to The Woods by San Fermin.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

why is lettuce so fucking Good

#currently eating half a head right outta the bag #my body... it craves Fresh Vegetable... #i have not had Fresh Vegetable in so long... #monch cronch eating each leaf like a fuckin shredder #personal (me) home (in my house) shredder (teeth) #its so crisp and watery and cool from the fridge #my ideal meal is raw ground beef & entire head of iceberg lettuce #literally eating this shit like a mf Rabbit #absolutely unprompted #do you ever think about how similar leaf is to meat #looking closely at one rn and its like... a thin slice of steak but Green.... #why do vegans and carnivores fight we're literally the same. we should all make out or somethin idk #OHHHH WE'RE GETTING TO THE INNER LAYERS NOW ITS GOING DOWN!!!! HELL YEEEAAAHHHHH #SHIT JUST GOT CRISPER #if you're reading this its your sign to chug water and eat a fresh cool vegetable right from the fridge #give in to your primal desire to cronch with your bare hands and teeth #life is long but this moment is so so sweet

[twelfth-dykector]

waiting for john watson (in sherlock & co) to come out as socialist

#i love him so much #im on the red headed league part 3 and shes currently giving a lovely speech about class i am gently kissing the back of his hand #sherlock & co #sherlock and co #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #ramblings

[gxlden-angels]

Bro I hate fundamentalists and culturally-fundie parents they'll say shit like "spare the rod spoil the child am I right haha yea my parents used to have to beat my ass with a switch almost everyday but I sure did learn my lesson" but like??? no you didn't??? you were hit multiple times for something you very obviously did not, in fact, learn

Like studies about how harmful even lightly spanking children is aside, you're literally contradicting yourself?? Some even admitted they got worse as they got older cause they wanted to see how far they could push their parents before they got punished

And studies not aside, you're gonna get child raising advice from the same book that tells you to stone your wife if her hymen doesn't break on your wedding night instead of the decades of research we have now?? Just say you're a bad parent and move on my guy. Skill issue

#bro I had a coworker go 'unpopular opinion I think some kids really do need beatings' and I'm like???? #unprompted???? what's going on there???? #well anyways I ended up going 'yea so I plan on specializing in play therapy with autistic children so I've been learning about talking #to children and the ways their parents and environment affects them' #and they're like hmmm but beating this kid with a stick after they broke something or I upset them to the point of yelling is good actually #had a boss say it taught him and his kids respect cause they were hard-headed #and I'm like?? that's fear not respect! they fear punishment! they do not act out of respect for you! #he's a conservative christian black man tho so he's like 'But Authority!' like bro I don't even respect you what are you on about #'You don't respect police and their authority?' Nope! I fear them! I do not respect cops and every cop/cop-adjacent person I personally know #has reinforced that for me #'We'll agree to disagree' Cool! Doesn't mean you're not wrong! I could believe trees aren't real but that is in fact incorrect #then he pulled out the bible verse and I was like ah okay I forgot you like 'here's how to treat slaves' book you're so right bestie #I'm totally wrong now and so sorry for doubting you and your 2000+ year old book I don't believe in <3 #They'd go 'well I turned out fine!' then say something that directly contradicts that #anyways I need christians to get their grubby little hands off the current state of Child Protection and Rights in the U.S. #So we can actually start working on helping kids without the force of christian hands suffocating them #cause homeschooling and child raising by evangelicals are so fucked up bro I'm tired of this shit #I'd only stay in my current state to help children get out of that cycle since I'm in the bible belt #ex christian #religious trauma #child abuse tw

[vroomvroom-mfs]

i cannot emphasize enough how much i want the roscoe and leo playdate to happen

#manifesting their playdate w this Please. and Thank You. 🙏 #lets make it happen... #this is most likely not size accurate LOL. leo is currently roughly the size of one charles-hand and roscoe is A Height. so. thumbs up ! #americans will truly choose to use anything but the metric system smh my head #roscoe hamilton #leo leclerc #my art #also can u tell im struggling to maintain a consistent art style rn. its ok lets not worry about that lets. lets not. it. ... Yeah :')

[humming-fly]

i saw the kirby post and now im 8 episodes into malevolent. i'm noticing patterns in the dialogue (at some point john booming "ARTHUR" stopped being scary and started making me cackle) and i'm having an incredible time so. here's a funny haha as a ty for the introduction :P

SDJKLFJDKSLFJDKLSDSFLKJL HOLY SHIT HAHAHA

oh that is Incredibly in character i'm Laughing oh my god thank you for sharing - so glad you're having fun you've already got both characters down to a T hahahhaha

#rise my greedling army and come listen to this podcast with me #that's gen;uinely so funny though holy shit #poor john can't compete with the Real voices in arthur's head (patreon subscribers telling him to make bad choices) #but hey at least arthur's using his right hand! generous of him #submission #reply #tart-miano #oh yeah to all my followers currently 8 episodes in be aware i'm going to start spoiling season 2 in some upcoming shitposts al;skdfj #as a heads up #malevolent

[aroaceleovaldez]

my trials as possibly the one singular person who cares about the larger worldbuilding lore of the riordanverse is figuring out what the difference between harpies, sirens, and bird nymphs (from Artemis' retinue) are. what are the distinctions between these bird women.

#pjo #riordanverse #anyways my current distinction is that harpies are like. the most bird and bird nymphs are the least bird #sirens im going with the top half is almost totally human and then bottom half is all bird like a bird woman centaur type situation #cause thats a common interpretation in statues and some ancient art and that feels nicely distinct from harpies #with harpies being like. basically all bird with a human face usually #except i have to also give them weird hands incorporated into their wings #cause pjo canonically they can do tasks that require opposable thumbs. like DRIVING apparently #im sort of splitting the difference by having there be multiple variants of harpies in varying levels of anthro #so like Ella is a lot more humanoid than some other harpies for instance #and then bird nymphs are basically near entirely human but with just bird legs/maybe tail and maybe wings somewhere (back / head / or arms)

[kawarikisaki]

While the fandom is a mess because of The Spoiler, can I just take a moment to fixate wildly on something that changes nothing? I can? Cool. So...... Kaito is left-handed.

Hear me out-

I understand that this is meant to be a show of Midoriko's keen observational skills however;

It's so amazingly specific.

The fact that it includes other people that come to this house means that other common guests are being considered in her data set, so we can exclude the possibility that there's some kind of household rule against leaving a torn bit.

But even then Kaito is supposedly the only one that it rips on the right edge for, so there's got to be a fundamental difference in how he's tearing it compared to everyone else. And so being left-handed is less common than being right handed so that fits actually.

Also just overthinking it but if the tp is gonna rip it's gonna do it on the far side from where you started tearing.

But anyway that impacts nothing really, since he's a magician he's probably trained to the point of being functionally ambidextrous, but maybe he favors his left a little in situations where there's no need to calculate his movements.

#dcmk #kuroba kaito #rambling #this is truely a nonsense post #but I saw this panel and immeadietly had a new head-cannon #just gonna send this out into the chaos that is the current state of this fandom #Kaito is left handed now. I Obviously have the authority to decide that. #Also if I may say; #Hakuba drinking tea in his holmes cosplay while his lady butler follows him with a little trolly with a teapot on it? #dude is one-upping himself on britishing. He is winning at British.

[darkfire359]

I do think it’s actually pretty interesting to think about how OFMD would read differently if Ed were a woman. But I don’t think Izzy is the one who would come out looking worse—if anything, his overprotectiveness and concerns about Ed looking weak on a ship full of pirates might come off as MORE justified. And with Blackbeard’s legacy then being something more unique, Izzy’s fear of Ed giving that up to play housewife might at least be more understandable.

But *Stede* would look like a total asshole. Abandoning his wife and kids because he’s gay and he never wanted that kind of life is sympathetic. Just going off to cheat with a newer, more exciting woman absolutely is NOT. And Stede’s pattern of ignoring his partners’ preferences and doing what he thinks is best would come off as misogyny instead of general obliviousness.

#izzy hands #not tagging other characters since this is related to current Izzy discourse #I don’t think Izzy would actually be in the right even in this AU to be clear #lots of ‘she’s not like other girls’ vibes towards Ed probably #and probably a clearer pattern of white knighting and putting Ed on a pedestal #but violating Ed’s personal space would not be one of his flaws #Ed touches Izzy repeatedly in the series #usually violently #but I think the face touch is actually the only time Izzy touches Ed? #anyway exploring these dynamics are probably part of why I wrote that omega!Ed/beta!Izzy + alpha!Stede fic #that and loving to watch Izzy’s head explode whenever he thinks about Ed being a bottom #Ed domming Izzy into having to top is peak Blackhands IMO #getting off topic now though…

[queenjazzyart]

(Rinshi Implied) Shiemi(haza)‘s Love.

#blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #shiemi moriyama #Rinshi #aoex #my art #jazzy art #manga fanart #i know the carnations don’t look the best but this was to apply my head studying #Currently in an art improvement arc #next to figure out how to draw hands properly

[sealrock]

my revamped au for achille has become canon and I must apologize in advance for the suffering he must go through

#mypost. #ffxiv gpose #ffxiv screenshots #ffxiv oc #🌪️ #his smile and optimism. Gone #not even he can escape my trauma beam #i'm still working out some things wrt his new lore & timeline jumping shenanigans but oughghh #tfw you fail your duty of being hydaelyn's champion and caused the deaths of millions #only to try and go back in time to change the outcome at least 6 times #also i changed the reason for him dyeing his hair. he did it in HW to hide his identity #ngl this is awkward now because of my dt benchmark post earlier this morning. i'm undecided on changing his face #on one hand he looks great in the current engine. on the other hand he looks off in the upcoming one (at least under the cc lighting) #*head in my hands*

[forgetmenautical]

an idea for @420technoblazeit ‘s Aster!!

#I don’t really like the outfit currently but I was trying a weird lineless style . #but I do like the head and hand! and that portion on the back #which is mostly why I did lineless bc it looks swag as hell without line work #If you’re on dark mode or if the background is just black/dark you might wanna save the image and look at it on a white background . #bc you lose the detail otherwise

[henreyettah]

Moment of silence for the people starting gtn (after reading my comic) because I accidentally tricked them into thinking Gideon and Harrow have healthy communication skills and Domestic Intimacy when they do, in fact, have neither

#I’m sorry #I’m so sorry #gtn spoilers #htn spoilers #ntn spoilers #don’t read the tags here unless you want spoil #anyways #y’all are heading into this expecting these bitches to talk and be soft and shit #and I’m letting y’all. while knowing full well that they haven’t spoken a word to eachother in almost two years in canon #I mean. they want to talk #but they haven’t been able to At All due to extreme reasons. including multiple deaths of different kinds between the two of the #m #I feel bad but also not #I need to reread it btw but I’m currently working my way through aftg #which is fine so far. I’m obsessed with it when the book is in my hand but the moment I put it down I’m like ‘meh’ #and then I pick it up again and I’m absorbed #love fucked up people #Gideon Nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #griddlehark #let the soft animal of your body want bitch