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nrnyx · 2 years

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Stiles and Eli are bros headcanon

Scott: hand me your phone do you have Stiles number?

Eli: Yeah just press one he’s on speed dial

Scott: Stiles is one on your speed dial

Derek: What number am I... your actual father?

Eli: three...

Scott and Derek: Who’s two?

Eli: the FBI incase I can’t reach Stiles.

More Headcanon: Stiles and Eli are Bros

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ehlnofay · 4 months

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the dwemer absolutely had train-adjacent methods of transportation by the way. little tubes and tunnels running sectioned off throughout the cities, their pathways not visible except at the designated stations. close-together settlements with strong social intermingling or trade had intercity lines. the trains would have been manned by animunculi so a lot of them are still running

#I'm right about this. taking no argument #figuring out efri in mzulft right now. I want to put her on the dwarf train!!!!#headcanon #headcanon post #fay talks #fay talks dwemer #the elder scrolls #tesblr #skyrim #ask #tes #dwemer #skyrim headcanon

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laughableillusions · 8 months

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Random Jareth HCs

I talk so much abt him and I have some silly ideas :3c

If he stays in owl form too long he has some trouble changing back. He gets kind of stuck a bit between. He chitters like a barn owl in “human” form, can screech like one if mad. There’s feathers in his hair, and sometimes he still has bird-feet. The worst case was when his arms were still big useless wings. It goes away after a while but he’s impatient as hell and will sulk about it and punish anyone who dares laugh at him for his chicken feet.

Jareth actually runs cold. He can change his body temperature if needed, but it’s very surface level. Usually he’s around room temperature (like a corpse). Cuddling or any close physical contact will warm his body up.

His hands are strangely rough under his gloves, they’re rough and hard like stone. He almost never removes his gloves because his touch alone can cause serious magic shit to happen if he isn’t careful. The glamour he uses to keep his more human form doesn’t really extend to his hands for whatever reason (his truest form is made of stone), so he wears gloves to sort of hide it.

Music lover, I mean duh. He sings and dances ofc, but he actually knows very little about modern music. His knowledge of humanity is still stuck in the 18th century. While he would like the idea of things like CD players and MP3 players etc etc, he will always prefer live performances, be it himself or watching someone else. He would probably go to a lot of concerts just to see what the music vibe is these days.

Doesn’t do well in human crowds. A masquerade ball in his castle is one thing, it’s his realm, it’s other fae. But you put him in a shopping mall or grocery store??? He is not having a good time. Mostly because he sees most humans as beneath him (except for the few he decides are special little princesses/princes lol). Modern humans apparently have a stench to him, and he finds it disgusting when “in concentration.”

He can make any small child stop crying however. If Toby proved anything it showed how good with kids Jareth is. He can entertain any small child with ease. Though it starts to freak the parents out when he starts talking about how much he wants to steal them away from their mothers. The man loves kids, and hopes one day he can actually keep a human baby to raise as his own.

Unbearably physically clingy. Like…unbearably. He’d be attached to his lover like a parasite whenever they try to go anywhere without him. If he can’t touch you, he’s standing behind you with his hands behind his back to keep himself from touching you. Like Jesus Christ man back up you’re not gonna go anywhere‼️‼️

Has a jealousy problem as well. With his stuff and his lovers. You do not touch his stuff without asking him, or until he lends it to you. With romantic jealousy, it’s about the same. Nobody touches what he deems his. He has enough dignity not to cause a public scene, but will glare at anyone who dares flirt with his lover- or if he thinks your not paying attention to him enough, he will give you the cold shoulder until you shove him aside and ask him what the fuck is going on.

Enjoys playing mind games. Though he’s too much of a romantic to do things that would really hurt you, at least intentionally. But his fae nature gives him a bastard side that sometimes can’t help it. But really, he would hate to actually fight with you. The last thing he wants is for you to be genuinely upset, and so will bend over backwards to keep you happy.

Speaking of that, Jareth is 100% a doormat to the ones he loves. He’s been alone for centuries (if not more). And any hope of validation he will chase like a kicked puppy. But everything he does, he expects something in return. (ex: I am exhausted by your expectations of me, isn’t that generous?) Fae are deal makers after all, and so he will create a beautiful ideallic place for you to live…but in return he expects your devotion and loyalty. It seems like a small price, until it isn’t. Sometimes, in exchange for a favor he does for you, he will ask for something in return (be it a task, or an a object).

As hedonistic and mischievous as he is, Jareth is quite emotionally intelligent. His age gives him wisdom, and sometimes it’s like he knows exactly just what to say. Humans have such predictable emotions after all, and he can use his knowledge of them as a form of manipulation if he wants/needs to. But to someone he loves, he would bring perfect comfort to. He will try and make you laugh, then ask if you want him to stay with you or leave you be, anything you ask if it would make you less upset and more comfortable he will do (doormat). If you want him to read you a bedtime story? Do a handstand? He’d fucking do it.

#Jareth #jareth the goblin king #labyrinth 1986 #labyrinth #headcanon post #jareth x reader #my headcanons

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discow1tch · 2 years

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some Bumblebee✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ: thoughts :･ﾟ✧:･ﾟ✧

what a show off

likes driving just a little too fast when you're with him

will power slide around corners just to see your reaction

loves compliments but doesn't take them well and will overheat if you're too serious about them

loves going on late night drives with you to secluded places where he can transform back into bot-mode and star gaze with you

#tf #transformers x reader #bumblebee #bumblebee x reader #this isn't specific to any one continuity #reader insert #headcanon #x reader headcanon #sfw #original content #headcanon post

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ramencat12 · 9 months

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Creek headcanons

Craig would visit the Tweek bros coffee shop to see Tweek and while Tweek is on break they'd often be seen talking to each other sometimes.

They would find some little guinea pig sized outfits and would put them on stripe and take pictures of him.

Tweek and Craig would go on coffee dates together Craig doesn't really like coffee and would only ask for water instead.

Tweek wears Craig's hat when he is going through too much pressure it calms him down.

Craig would write love songs as Tweek plays it on the piano then they'd sing together.

#south park #south park headcanons #headcanon #headcanon post #creek #sp creek #sp craig #sp tweek #tweek tweak #craig tucker #craig x tweek #tweek x craig

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madmanwonder · 2 months

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#my post #headcanon post #rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc

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heraldofcrow · 9 months

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During his training years, Eileen taught Bloody Crow her magic tricks that she often used to make coins and cards disappear, but later he started using the skill to make knives disappear mid-combat (before he got his chikage).

Oddly enough, Eileen found this inspiring and started to do the same with her throwing knives. Nobody ever knew where these crazy crow-hunters could pull a knife from, but that was part of the fun😅

#le crows #eileen the crow #bloody crow of cainhurst #bloodborne headcanon #headcanon post #bloodborne #CrowNotes

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sukipershipper · 4 months

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I need Aran Ryan headcannons, dude!

Aran has like THE nicest hair of the WVBA. I think I may have said this already but his hair is nice and love and silky, even though it looks hella ratty

He used to go to school and when he joined at 18, the WVBA did offer to help him go through some courses to go into some study or work, paying off his tuition and shit. But he declined, saying he just wanted to make sufficient money for his family.

This guys designated color is green. He won't wear anything else

He is up there with Hugger for the most amount of animals in the WVBA with 4 dogs (Lucky, Samwise, Clover and Penny), a Mouse (Pip) and a Horse (Peppercorn)

#punch out #punch out wii #punch out!!#punchout #aran ryan #headcanons #headcanon post

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nrnyx · 2 years

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Eli: isn’t that Stiles’ dad

Derek: *glances up from his menu* Yep that’s the Sheriff

Eli: he’s eating a burger

Derek: So...?

Eli: *starts texting vigorously* so he can’t have red meat

Derek: *raises an eyebrow* how do you -

Sheriff: *answering his phone* Stiles hey son I was just enjoying a salad -

More Headcanon: Stiles and Eli are Bros

#more of my headcanon #teen wolf movie #Stiles and Eli are bros #teen wolf #sheriff stilinski #stiles stilinski #derek hale #eli hale #mieczyslaw stiles stilinski #stilinski family feels #headcanon post

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ehlnofay · 9 months

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In Valenwood, horned animals have great cultural significance. Though specific traditions vary widely, many Bosmeri communities have coming-of-age traditions surrounding the hunting of “true wild” deer or antelope from the deeper, more uninhabited parts of the Green. Animal horn is sometimes used in the crafting of furniture, always used in the crafting of traditional bows, and often used in the crafting of body decoration – most particularly headpieces, which the Bosmer are known for. Horn and antler headpieces carry a number of associations, from simply beauty and maturity to strong connotations of cleverness and wise instinct or a deep connection to the Green. These can be hunted or gifted, or under some circumstances stolen, but never bought. Typically children don’t wear these headpieces, but no-one would bat an eye as long as they were made to be worn pointing to the ground.

#I might sketch some stuff later to elaborate on this...#but it's been one billion years it's way past time I make a headcanon post #so #done. goodnight!!!#fay talks valenwood #fay talks bosmer #bosmer #valenwood #tes headcanon #headcanon post #the elder scrolls #tes #tesblr #skyrim #oblivion #eso #etc

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kevlarcrack3d · 4 months

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I'm gonna write headcanon pasts for the One Piece admirals! They're just so damn interesting and I love their mobster/rebel/yakuza theme! Kinda reminds me of the games lol.

BEWARE OF ANGST!: MENTIONS OF CHILD ABUSE, VIOLENT CRIME, UNDERAGE DRINKING, AND SELF-HARM

So, I looked at the childhood images of Akainu, Aokiji, and Kizaru and made what I could make out of what I can see in the images. No kid photos of Fujitora and Greenbull yet, do I used canon events as refs.

Akainu (Sakazuki) 🐶:

He had a turbulent childhood in a crime-riddled place. His father was a crime boss who abused him for seeing Marines as his hero, because his dad knew more that the Marines and WG were corrupt and shit. After all, the dad was a criminal, while Akainu genuinely wanted to serve in the marines and stand for his "justice".

A Marine he idolized gave him the tattered cap shortly before he killed his father because that Marine brainwashed and gaslit him into believing in his twisted justice during his stay in that area while searching for pirates. Akainu saw the battle and was instantly INSPIRED. He would become like his hero and blow up his shithole hometown.

Akainu has seen crimes, vices, violence, and all sorts of moral decadence in his place, so it's not surprising his views on justice got fucked up. He learned street smarts and how to fight due to his environment. He met Aokiji after killing his dad (it's anime logic where the young kid can kill an adult with fighting experience) and both had a rocky, love-hate (yes, I used to ship these two) relationship while wandering and doing odd jobs before being taken in by the Marines.

Since both grew up in turbulent, violent environments, they had the physical and mental strength (and fuckedup-ness) to fight in the Marines, and it'd be a waste to just let them toil while doing household chores, right?

So, they were taken in and trained. All the time, even until they were admirals, Akainu and Aokiji were arguing, always. Their opposing views, personalities, and justices didn't help either. Sometimes, they'd even be petty, like, Aokiji just moves Akainu's bonsai vase a little and Akainu is in a real foul mood and then shit hits the fan. It's very hilarious to see, especially when they were kids, they always had to be disciplined because they were always fighting 😂.

Akainu always had to deal with Aokiji's apathy and laziness. Akainu was the kid always angry and serious, so he was a rather amazing student - always "upright" in the Marines' eyes. Aokiji was the lazy but smart one, as in, super lazy. During teamwork training, Aokiji was kind of a slacker at first and Akainu would fight him always. It kinda died down over time as they became adults, but Akainu is still pissed about it, as always 😂.

Soon, Akainu burned down his pirate and criminal infested hometown. Fuck the innocents and everything. There are criminals there and he will send them to hell. And he succeeded.

Akainu also had a rather romanticized view of the Marines as a child due to his circumstances. Anything about spreading justice, order, and punishing criminals, and he'll be pumped up. This is the shit for him, and he's quick to plan and act when it comes to these. Despite his angry, wild nature, ever since he was young, he was ever so PASSIONATE about being a ROUGH, STRONG Marine man. Hence, the rose of the fuckin' lady killer sheesh 🥵. Something here's burning hot and it's not just the lava!

Yah, yah, I just spent over half the year creating yakuza/boryokudan OCs and well, I guess the dashing underworld outlaw prince swept me off my feet 🤩🤩🤩...

Aokiji (Kuzan) 🐦: Aokiji had deadbeat parents who always let him get beat up. He lived in the same area as Akainu. Due to his family being deadbeat, he picked up vices and began to drink at an early age. He decided to wander away, doing odd jobs. Despite his apathy towards most of the world and anger towards criminals, helping people with chores kind of softened his heart. This has helped him develop a sense of compassion, unlike Akainu, who did these chores as a way to work towards being accepted by the Marines. Sometimes, Aokiji would be dog tired and sleep a lot in his free time.

Soon, he met Akainu and they accompanied each other. Being alone was boring, and besides, they were kids. They'd argue a lot, even while working, AND especially when sharing a sleeping space. Oh boy, they'd get violent when one starts pressing agains the other.

And that's the definition of true love according to what my shipper brain said

The Marines soon took them in and they began to train. Aokiji was rather apathetic to this at first, but then actually began to warm up a bit to his job. Sometimes, it was even entertaining, especially arguing with Akainu or simply bullshitting his fiery frienemy. But, as Aokiji became an adult, cracks began to show.

Aokiji began to see all the misery and corruption. The causes of poverty and crime, a lot caused by the WG. He saw innocent people hurt due to the WG. Soon, he fell back to his apathetic ways. But, despite being so jaded and weary, he still had that kind-hearted side for those with benevolent intentions, regardless of them being pirates or otherwise. Soon, he wanted to be free to do this and resign from the Marines. Deep down, he had a heart like the snow, cold, and yet beautiful.

Dagnabbit, I'm crying why the fuck do I do this to myself 😭😭😭?

Kizaru (Borsalino) 🙈: Kizaru's family was the type that placed all their hopes on him to achieve their broken dreams for them, so they encouraged him to learn and study. He was rather pressured sometimes, but he did truly enjoy his studies and reading. He'd happily skip to the library sometimes and told them his stories. A light to their world, if I must say. Aaaand the feels are back 🥲.

Kizaru then decided to join the Marines, a decision his parents supported, seeing he could finally give them an ego boost, like "HOLY SHIT MY SON IS A MARINE, NOW, CLAP, GUYS". Not really his dream or what he wanted, but he just went with the flow. He was an easygoing, cool, chill dude anyway.

Soon, he met Akainu and Aokiji in training. He ALWAYS had to be there to calm these two down if they started arguing. One mean look from Akainu to Aokiji or vice versa, "woah there, now stop my dudes" Kizaru was the pacifier between them. He was also the quiet, cool, but very smart kid who always was in the topnotchers. However, he was the type to suck up to the government's ideals and decisions of the majority of the top brass and whatever view a certain faction of theirs chooses as right. He was like a ship bobbing on the waves without someone to steer it.

Soon, he got to meet Vegapunk due to his knowledge on some certain machines thanks to his childhood of reading. He would keep a VERY CLOSE EYE ON THE SCIENTIST. That's what he was tasked to do. He had no problem with that anyway. Then, he met Sentomaru, Kuma, and Bonney, and maybe, just maybe, his nonchalant, neutral personality slipped away, having seen the innocence of a kid who viewed him as an uncle and the sweetness of a father and his daughter. He found himself having fun for the first time, but maybe, he just didn't know it. But the memory stuck.

To thisbday, Kizaru is still nonchalant as ever, but maybe, I hope, something might happen in Egghead arc now with him. Could be good development for someone so dull, yet so bright.

Dammit. Them 2D cartoon seamen making me cry.

Fujitora (Issho) 🐯: Oh God, this is a dark one. Fujitora was a very unfortunate lad. He had an, abusive, overpopulated family who hated him and beat him to near death. They saw he was durable when he fought back and decided to sell him to the Marines. It wasn't fair. But the world's not fair. Always, Fujitora saw poverty and very VILE bastards in his place. It was not surprising to him. But, his hell was just going to begin.

Fujitora had a strong moral compass (besides his gambling) and trained hard to spread justice in the Marines. But, as his rank got higher, the more horrible things he saw in the WG. Corruption, slavery, hatred, and all things unpleasant. Ugh, he wanted to leave. Why? Justice is for everyone, right? So, why can't he bring it to those above him, who abuse their power? That's right, it was the world being unfair.

All the shit he has witnessed made him sick to the stomach. Are these the people he was working with and working for? Yuck. He decided to resign last minute before a promotion.

But, before he left, Fujitora reflected on his life before being sold to the Marines and after being sold to the Marines. Just the same. It was just the same back there. It was just unfair, so unfair. Wherever he went, there were always bad people oppressing the lass fortunate like he once was. Fujitora was unable to take the gravity in that moment and cut his eyes. He decided to cancel his resignation and return to the Marines. That way, at least, he can rise up to a position where he can stand for fairness. But if any sign of humanity comes before him, Fujitora will be unable to see it clearly again, despite his kind heart. He may feel it, but never see it, so he can only partially feel it. A prize to pay for justice.

This one was sad. And when kindness did come to his heart genuinely in the form of Luffy, he couldn't see those kind eyes 😭.

Ryokugyu (Aramaki) 🐂: This dude seems to have sucked according to the fandom, but screw that.

So, since he's quite the simp for the WG, Aramakiwas bought as a baby by the Marines, so all he knew was the WG's ideals.

Though unruly and wild, he was valued because he was loyal, even when he did things outside anything approved, like not asking permission to deal with certain peeps. He was also very destructive as a child, so he needed lots of discipline, too. In fact, this wild boy has been chided more than anyone could count they stopped scolding him altogether 😂!

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discow1tch · 11 months

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Thinking about pre-gotg Star Lord trying to have casual relationships and one night stands because that's what the ravagers have convinced him he should be doing but he keeps being way too sweet to all the girls he picks up

#Peter gives you three orgasms cleans you up offers you breakfast and then unceremoniously tells you to leave so he doesn't catch feelings #headcanon post #I'm rewatching the first one again and having Thoughts #gotg imagine #peter quill x reader #star lord x reader

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rainbowdelicartz · 1 month

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