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dc-comics-lover · 27 days

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Random things I like to hc :

(here's part 2)

- Constantine calling Batman "love" anytime.

"Good plan, love. Now, if I may add..."

- Diana constantly fighting the urge to add multiple times in the footnotes of her research papers : "*I know that because I was there."

- Clark feeling some type of way whenever anyone from the Batfam calls him Uncle Clark (he does tear up a little the first few times).

- Anytime, Booster would get cancelled for a tweet, he'd go back in time just far enough to prevent from tweeting it. He did that way too many times.

- Barry and Hal being that one best friend duo that are big on PDA. Most of the time during JL meetings, Hal's leg would be intertwined with Barry's.

- Given that the way they usually interact correlates with what he learned about married couples, J'onn assumed for the longest time that Bruce and Clark were spouses.

- Much like how Clark switches off his kansan accent when he's being Superman, Bruce switches off his "posh" accent when he's being Batman.

- On the contrary, Oliver always sounds filthy rich.

- Everytime someone mentions (any) Robin, Hal's mind still can't fathom that Batman's sidekick is a literal child.

- Dick is a bisexual flirt in and out of costume.

- Regular occurence : Batman enters the meeting room, sees Booster's stupid expression that's a clear sign he's going to share very stupid ideas, and Batman exits the room without a word. He doesn't come back for the rest of the meeting. After it happened more than once, some of the members get the clue and walk out as well.

- Superman can recite entire movies by heart. Not surprising in and of itself, but surprising that Bruce silently lets him do it over his shoulder when he's working in the batcave. Lets Clark unwind and gives Bruce background noise.

- After multiple complaints, Batman had to soundproof Dinah and Oliver's room in the watchtower.

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angelltheninth · 1 year

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DC Characters + Arguing

Pairing: Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd, Dick Grayson, Diana Prince, Slade Wilson, Clark Kent, Oliver Queen x Reader

Tags: fluff, hurt/comfort, kissing, cuddles, arguments, texting, super power use, teasing

A/N: Damn, the angst is powerful today.

BRUCE

Really cold after an argument. He barely returns your calls and texts and replies with only a few words. Apologizing doesn't come easy to him and even when he does do so all you'll get is an "I'm sorry." and then him trying to slowly cuddle up to you and kiss your cheek a lot. He doesn't like to dwell on the argument but he's really bad as resolving it, which is strange because he's pretty good when talking to his opponents.

JASON

Brooding to hell and back when you argue. Spends a lot of that time on the couch too. When you try to talk to him he'll acknowledge you're there, even hold your hand because at the end of the day he is touch starved but he will keep pouting all the way. Even after you begin kissing he'll tell you that you're wrong and he's right and you kissing him first proves that so... that that!

DICK

Hates leaving after an argument but has to clear his head a little. Fresh air and adrenaline really help him out. Keeps an eye on his phone in case you call him. If you don't then he will text you to let you know when he's coming back. Drops by your favorite store and buys you your favorite dessert. It doesn't work much in the way of apology but it makes the kisses afterwards taste that much sweeter.

DIANA

There will be some broken furniture when she's angry, but by some miracle not of it will be the furniture you bought. Will gladly let you use her lasso on her if you doubt that she's being honestly apologetic. A little over the top maybe but she flies new furniture through the window and makes a big show of it too. Very careful when kissing you, at least when it comes to handling you. The walls... might need some repairing.

SLADE

Not a man you want to get into an argument with honestly. He's scary when he's normal, let alone when he's arguing about something. You're about the only person that can slap him and get away with it without getting your hand cut off for it. But he will tie them over your head when you get down to... settle your differences.

CLARK

Spends most of the time above the clouds to cool off. Of course still keeps an eye out for you, your heartbeat. Once he's calmed down a little he will buy you a whole lot of flowers and if you're still angry at him he really doesn't want you to slap him because that would break your hand and he can't have that. He loves holding and kissing it too much and he would hate to cause you more pain.

OLIVER

Tries to brush past the arguing as quickly as he can. Starts to tease you, tempt you into letting your guard down by kissing your neck and shoulder, massaging you over your clothes. Not a big fan of going to bed angry at each other so would rather stay up all night trying to patch things up then going to sleep knowing you're still angry at each other.

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superbat-love · 2 months

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Wonder Woman: Wouldn't it be nice if we could have pets aboard the Watchtower?

Martian Manhunter: We already have 2 dogs and 2 cats.

Wonder Woman: We do?

Martian Manhunter: Yes, we have 2 cats here [gestures at Batman and Green Lantern hissing at each other] and 1 dog there… [gestures towards the door]

The Flash bursts into the room, yelling about a missing coffee mug. He zips around briefly in search of it before dashing off again. Green Lantern huffs and stomps off to one corner, sweeping papers and pens off the table before lying down on it. Meanwhile, Batman stomps off to the other side where Superman is napping, climbing over him to reach a folder tucked behind a monitor.

Wonder Woman: I see. What about the other dog?

Martian Manhunter: [points to Superman]

Superman instinctively hugs Batman, only to receive an elbow jab in return. He wakes up and glances around in confusion. Catching Batman’s glare, Superman lies back down and closes his eyes, drifting back to sleep.

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confused-wanderer · 9 months

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Contrary to popular belief Bruce SHOWS love.

He just.. has a very.. concerning way of expressing it.

He never really said it out loud.

Dick coaxed him into being more vulnerable, but afterwards he was mostly showing it through acts of service, gift giving, quality time or a few words they’d know was affection only if they knew his backstory and his thought process- a minor detail he overlooks. Literally everything but verbal affection, because Bruce couldn’t even fathom saying it. He didn’t know how. How could he even begin to express the amount of love he feels for them? So much so that if he tried he wouldn’t find the words, in any language even beyond this planet.

Martian Manhunter once peeked in his head while the other was drunk tired, bragging about his kids and had to sit in a dark, silent room for days afterwards because he’d never seen so much light, or felt the amount of pride, guilt, happiness, gratefulness and awe over flooding every one of his senses.

They were his light. His heart. The best parts of humanity that told him he was doing something right. They gave him hope.

But with having such expressive friends like Wonder Woman and Superman, he was slowly learning how to try.

When Jason goes missing for months (undercover and rioting) - all it takes is Bruce ending a voicemail with “on patrol- just remember I love you” for him to come with a bazooka ready to kill whoever was hurting Bruce.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 28 days

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some Red Hood's men discussion

Man 1: I heard the boss is a redhead and he uses this special shampoo to make sure his hair don't fall off. His helmet keeps his hair healthy.

Man 2: That's possible. But probably cus he's old, his hair is falling out. And he uses a flip phone, right? I think the boss must be old, like nearing 50's. He doesn't know modern technology.

Man 3: Ah, man, fuck the rich and their technology. But hear this out. I think the boss is secretly a meta. I saw him get stabbed by the chest, but didn't even bleed out. And look how ridiculously tall he is!

Man 4: Nah, dude, we're just weak and short as fuck compared to him. But what if the boss is actually a writer? I mean, we've seen those large shelves of books in his office. I'm sure he doesn't only read, but also write, right?

Man 5: Hmmm, maybe. The boss is smart as fuck. But you won't be ready for this? Cus I swear to God, I've heard someone say he's a fan of Wonder Woman. I think I've seen a Wonder Woman poster in his office.

Man 6: Huh? I don't blame him. Wonder Woman is beautiful and hot as fuck-

Red Hood, voice so loud and deep, which scares his men: What are you ladies gossiping about? Get your lazy asses back to work! You better make sure you know how this lead goes tonight cus if not. Well, it will be bloody.

Man 1: Sorry, boss.

Man 2: On it, boss.

Man 3: Right away, boss.

Once the Red Hood turns around from his men, he checks his flip phone to read the message from Nightwing about when will Wonder Woman be visiting the Manor for brunch so he can get her to sign his new Wonder Woman merch.

turns out Red Hood's men are only right about the Wonder Woman one, but who knows. he actually might be a writer too.

#here i gooo again #please jason you're such a fanboy #the red hood wonder #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfam #incorrect quotes #incorrect jason todd #jason todd headcanons #jason todd #dc red hood #actually this is a fact so it's a promt #jason todd prompt #wonder woman #diana prince #dc universe

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Day 3 of awful DC headcanons to fuck with AI

Wonder Woman's secret to a godlike glow? Pudding bath

#fuck ai everything #diana prince #wonder woman #wonder family #wonder girls #justice league #dc comics #headcanon #tw gross #tw swearing

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thequeert0fear · 1 year

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i refuse to give context

#dc justice league #justice league #wonderwoman #batman #superman #green lantern #green arrow #diana prince #clark kent #bruce wayne #oliver queen #hal jordan #the babygirlification of batman #babygirl bruce wayne #j's making memes #j's dc headcanons

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lizardpersonyknow · 5 months

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No Ok this is very out of left field but Tim would absolutely collect completely unnecessary blackmail on the justice league just in case there's another timeline incident where nobody believes him. Even if they don't believe it the majority has been blackmailed to say they do

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vodrae · 6 months

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Every sidekick has an unlimited visa to Themyscira, even the boys.

It all starded with Dick Grayson. The first time Diana saw him she went all Mama Bear, playing with his cheeks, throwing him in the air, approximatively the height of the Empire State Building, and flying him to Themyschiria, Batman behind with the batwing on supersonic mod.

"Look at this little baby !"

Roy, Aqualad, Raven...Every generation went through it. They have all beens Diana's little babies.

When they start their career late is not a problem

Diana : LOOK AT THIS LITTLE BABY !

Bizzaro, Kon Kent, Duke Thomas, Cass Cain, Stephanie : Hi, i'm baby.

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arrowmaker15 · 6 months

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This one's a bit of a mean one, because I'm pretty sure most superheroes didn't like Jason when he showed up.

(Jason Todd first meeting the Justice League)

Batman: Team, this is Robin.

Green Lantern (Hal Jordan, bored): We know. You introduced him to us a few years ago.

Robin (Jason Todd): That was the other dude, dude. I'm the improvement.

Superman: You're replacing Dick?

Robin: Yup!

Flash: That's... Low, Bruce. Really low. And this kid doesn't really look... Capable? No offense. Dick quit like, what, a few months ago?

Robin: Um, two and a half years ago, thank you very much, and two, I can handle my fuckin' self.

Batman: Language.

Green Lantern (Guy Gardner), sassing: And he swears? This was a downgrade, Bat-boy.

Robin: Okay, fuckin' ouch, dude.

Wonder Woman, walking to Robin: I think he will do a fine job. May I shake your hand, young one?

Robin, internally fanboying: Yes, please!

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fandomnerd9602 · 6 months

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Dating Wonder Woman

Diana Prince x Reader Headcanons

Dating the one and only Wonder Woman has been the greatest honor of your life

Her smiles and gentle touches always send a shiver down your spine.

Dates: Diana will settle for any and all little moments she can take with you. Coffee dates, lunch dates, dancing while listening to the same song even if you’re thousands of miles away from each other.

She’ll fly home at a moment’s notice just to be back in your arms.

Diana’s love language is physical touch. You are more than happy to oblige it. She’ll take any sort of physical touch. A hug, a touch on the shoulder, cuddling, a gentle caress of your hand across her cheek.

Diana loves being the big spoon when you cuddle but she loves being the small if you and her are sleeping, together.

Something about being in your arms, just makes everything feel alright in Diana’s mind.

Diana loves to straddle your lap and run her fingers through your hair as she kisses you. And she loves it when you rub her back and legs reassuringly.

Diana’s a warrior on the streets and a goddess in the…well you know. She loves taking it slow, staring into your eyes and worshipping every bit of you.

Of course you love to worship her equally back.

Secret: Diana loves using her lasso behind closed doors ;)

Diana dreams of a life outside of the Justice League with you. A life with a picket fence, a nice house and a little baby or two.

What Diana didn’t know was that was exactly the life you wanted to.

#dceu #dc comics #dc wonder woman #dc comics fluff #dc comics imagine #diana prince #diana prince x reader #Diana prince headcanon #wonder woman #gal gadot #wonder woman x reader #wonder woman headcanon #headcanons #headcanon

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smartycvnt · 5 months

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being an heiress and dating Diana prince headcanons please?

Diana rescues you after some villain makes an attempt on your life to get to your money

She tries to accompany you to any public event you attend

The two of you have a lot in common in terms of longing for a normal life

Most of your dates are in heavily protected spaces, but she does sneak you away occasionally

Both of you know that when you come into being the leader of your country, you'll be forced to marry someone, and Diana volunteers herself for it

#headcanons #headcanon #hcs #romantic headcanons #dc headcanons #dc x reader #diana prince x reader #wonder woman x reader

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angelltheninth · 6 months

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I would like to request Harley Quinn, Selina Kyle and Diana prince and facesitting (them doing it to reader) if you write this it would literally make my wlw heart beat out of my chest 😫

Hopefully your heart is okay after this one Anon.

Pairing: Harley Quinn, Selina Kyle, Diana Prince x Fem!Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, face sitting, cunnilingus, praise, dirty talk, clit stimulation, fingering, teasing, restraints

A/N: I rarely get to write for these characters so I hope I do them justice.

Harley teases you a lot when you tell her you want her to ride your face. When you stick your tongue out she pulls back, your frustration building, tasting her but barely. Even if you were to pull her on top of you and make her hold still she'd find a way to wiggle, to deny you a while longer. She does want this just as much as you but she likes it when you put in the extra effort too, it makes her feel special when you moan against her pussy, almost as if addicted to her taste and the way moves on top of you.

"That's not all ya got sugar, I know ya can do better than that. I'm this close to ya and ya won't chase me? I'm very disappointed. And after all that work I put in to get you off minutes before. Hm, that's better, there we go, pull me down on top of you, give me that tongue. Yes, right there, ya know just how to work a girl up."

Selina rides your face with a lot of enthusiasm. She's got hips that never give out, she could ride you all night if you're willing to spend the next day with your jaw aching. Background music is always a must with her, she moves her hips to it, hands down her body, her thighs, grabbing your hands, intertwining your fingers with hers to have something to hold on to. Yes her claws can leave marks but that's a small price to pay when you get to suck her clit until she comes all over your face.

"Give me your hands darling, I want to hold you while I ride you. I can feel your smile, is it such a surprise that I'm a romantic? I can be very good you know. With the right incentive. I can also return the favor if you do a good enough job. Why not make it a contest? See how many licks it gets me to make you squirt. Good girl, I love a challenge."

Diana has to be very careful when she sits on your face because she can literally crush you with her thighs. You often tell her that it'd be nice to die that way but she doesn't think it's that funny. Because you always insist on pulling her down she's taken a habit of restraining you with her lasso. It also makes you a lot more honest, so she doesn't have to worry about you trying to overexert yourself. She's also the kind that will turn away from you and ride you while fingering you, she finds it much more enjoyable when she can feel you too.

"We talked about this before love, I can't fully sit down. Now, now, you don't have anything to complain about. Will another finger shut you up? Do you want to feel full? Love you when you're honest with me. Don't you slack off either, I want to feel your mouth on me, go as fast as you want, you know I can handle it."

#dc comics x reader #harleen quinzel x reader #selina kyle x reader #diana prince x reader #harley quinn x reader #catwoman x reader #wonder woman x reader #dc comics imagine #dc comics headcanons #dc comics smut #dc comics x female reader #harley quinn smut #catwoman smut #wonder woman smut #x female reader

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inmylaine · 8 months

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Everyone's favorite girls!!!!!

#dc comics #wonder woman #batwoman #batman #kate kane #diana of themyscira #diana prince #wonderbat #dc headcanon

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wondersinwaynemanor · 1 month

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Wondermom and young Jason prompt

one of the favorite things young Jason loved about being Robin was visiting the Watchtower with Batman. Jason loved being up there as it gave him the sense of flight, seeing stars and different aircrafts on the sky. so close; he swore he could touch them.

but what struck him the most was when he first met Wonder Woman. she's the most beautiful and captivating and strongest ; the literal perfect hero Jason has ever seen. when Wonder Woman flew to the cafeteria, giving Jason a soft smile with her comforting voice, he was blushing hard that he wanted to hide under Batman's cape. Jason was eating cereal and Wonder Woman wiped a few crumbs on his mouth. she called him "little prince" and asked him what's it like being Robin. he remembered she sat close to Batman, their arms brushing against each other. Jason took a mental note to ask B about that later tonight.

Wonder Woman has also saved Jason plenty of times.

one of those nights was when Jason and Bruce had an argument. Jason climbed down the window of his bedroom. he ran to the streets of Crime Alley. he thought he hated Bruce, he thought he didn't love his life at the manor, and he thought he wasn't worthy to be Robin. he smashed his distress signal and tracker, leaving Bruce clueless as to where he was.

the person who found him that night was Wonder Woman, who volunteered to help Batman. she noticed how stressed and not in his self Batman was when they had a Justice League meeting earlier.

Wonder Woman scooped Jason in her arms, finding him on an abandoned building, where he was smoking. she flew them to her apartment where she made sure he was warm.

"Diana, why did you look for me? I'm not worthy. I shouldn't even be Robin."

Diana hugged Jason and kissed his forehead, "My little prince, you are worthy. You're strong and smart, and it's sad you don't even realize it. Bruce just gets upset sometimes because he cares for you. That's what love is. It may be hard to understand at first, but you can feel it."

young Jason felt warmer than he ever did despite the cold weather outside.

from outside the window, Batman watched Diana embrace his son with an odd yet comforting and welcoming warmth on his chest.

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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Random headcanon:

Diana (Wonder Woman) is said to be made of clay, right? Alongside all the other Amazonian women. Hear me out: any wounds they get are healed with either clay, or through the art of Kintsugi.

Kintsugi is the art of repairing pottery and other such ceramics with gold.

#wonder woman #diana prince #diana of themiscyra #amazon #amazonian #dc #prompts #headcanon #dc headcanon #remind me to draw this because the image just wouldn't leave my head #Imagine the reveal of scars tho at some point #just the light catching her *just right* and the gold *shimmers*

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