#headcanons life etc

[erabundus]

HAPPY BLOG ANNIVERSARY!

it's  officially  midnight  here,  which  means  i'm  allowed  to  post  this!  so ...  happy  one  year  anniversary  of  enduring  the  plague  of  avalon  upon  your  dashboards!  alternatively,  thank  you  so  much  for  giving  me  a  place  to  babble  about  my  #1  favorite  comfort  character  who  has  experienced  zero  comfort.  (  i  swear  i  am  being  SO  NORMAL  about  this.  yes i did literally buy  cake  and  party  hats.  )  whether  we  speak  on  the  daily,  you've  just  gotten  here  or  anywhere  in  between,  i  want  to  extend  my  sincerest  gratitude  for  being  on  this  absolutely  wild  ride  of  a  blog  with  me.  there's  been  ups  and  downs,  but  ultimately  i  feel  like  my  passion  for  writing  has  been  ignited  stronger  than  it's  ever  been  before.  i  am  still  always  so  excited  whenever  i  get  the  chance  to  log  on  here  and  create  stories  with  all  of  you  —  and  i  wouldn't  have  that  opportunity  if  it  wasn't  for  this little  corner  of  the  internet  you've  helped  make truly special.

there  are  so  many  of  you  i  feel  lucky  to  have  met.  (  and  so  many  i  would  love  to  get  to  know  better,  too!  )  i  hope  we  can  continue  writing  together  for  many  more  anniversaries  to  come.  and  if  the  day  ever  comes  that  they  finally  pull  the  plug  on  this  cockroach  of  a  hellsite,  i'll  forever remember  this  community  as  the  rpc  that  got me to  laugh  at  petrichor.

have  a  wonderful  day  /  night!  i'm  sharing  the  cake  with  everyone  in  spirit.

#𝟎𝟎𝟏 : 𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧-𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. ◟ ooc .◝ #( i struggle sometimes because i know i tend to hide behind my muses / headcanons / ic posts -- #because i am honestly just so bad about talking about / as myself & i think part of it has to do with me being really nervous / awkward ) #( we all love ye olde social anxiety & the myriad of ways it manifests etc etc ) #( but!! i just wanted to do / say something silly because i really do appreciate you all so much ) #( even if we don't actively talk / write imagine me liking your posts as a little high five of appreciation for what you create here ) #( this blog & rpc have helped me grow so much both as a writer and as a person. ) #( having a place to express my interests & meet other people with similar interests has had such a positive effect on my life ) #( i'm making plans to meet my best friend in person one day and it's only happening because i made this account & reblogged a gifset ) #( yes it's sappy but i really do mean every word )

[onewolfaday]

025. yasha nydoorin but werewolf au

#my design <3 hi yasha #i cant focus on anything other than cr all day today so. yasha #i loooooooove werewolf au yasha. my FAVORITE canon-adjacent au for yasha #it fits everything. it fits everything #bit by a werewolf as a young kid. used as a weapon her whole life. abused even further by obann. runs away and never stays #someplace for too long bc she sees her wolf as unstable and violent (and well. it is. bc shes traumatized) and so runs on full moons #in the kings cage shes forced to transform by obann and. etc. you get it. i love this au #i have a really weird and specific headcanon for this au which is that instead of her fur turning all white slowly as it grows in #she just suddenly starts shedding like crazy. and then it grows in white. #okay anyway. this is not the place to ramble about cr stuff. oops :-") #werewolf #yasha nydoorin #wolves #critical role

[paintedpeeta]

protective Peeta headcanons ?

okay so although i like this trope i don’t really have many headcanons about it, so if anyone would like to add on their own please feel free!

so after the war, i don’t think peeta would ever really need to be ‘protective’ over her in the wattpad-mafia-romance-‘touch her and i kill you’ kind of way. it goes without saying that he absolutely would kill and die for her, but they lead a quiet life - and she can hold her own, in any case. he is protective of her peace.

years spent together means that he knows all the things that would be a trigger for her, and of course he would try his hardest to shield her from them. if his arms can make her feel safe in a literal death match, just think how much comfort she can draw from him in day to day life. i think a big part of katniss’ healing would be realising that she can relinquish control a little bit, she no longer has to take on the sole burden of keeping her family alive like she had to do at such a young age. letting peeta take care of her would feel foreign at first, but in the long run it would be so beneficial for her not to have to shoulder everything, to be told that he’ll take care of something and she doesn’t need to worry - not about money or food or safety.

anyone prying into their life would be a big no for both of them, especially katniss who is inherently a private person. if a journalist or something like that came sniffing around, i don’t think peeta would hesitate to tell them where to go. he may be polite at first, but if he felt like someone was infringing on katniss’ space too often and making her uncomfortable he would react accordingly.

crowded spaces might be a little bit of an issue for her, reminding her of that day in the city circle, and so even at the market on busy days he’s happy to place a gentle hand on her shoulder to remind her that he’s there. getting to a quiet corner or somewhere no one is likely to see them so he can tip her chin up and look her in the eyes, wordless communication for her to give him a little smile so he can know she’s okay. if not, he’ll get her out of there as soon as he can.

similarly, in social situations he would probably always be prepared to step in for katniss. she’s quite happy to take the back seat in conversations and just listen, and peeta being there to guide it definitely helps. she’s always sure to thank him later, leaning her head against his shoulder as they leave wherever they were.

katniss doesn’t need someone to strong-arm and muscle people around her. i think, for the most part, that the vast majority of the citizenry would respectfully leave her be (especially in district 12). she needs someone who will gently pry her book from her hands and urge her to sleep because he noticed her eyes getting tired, someone to remind her to layer up before going out in the winter months, someone to apply lotion to her scars and hold her at night to keep the nightmares away. someone who can make life gentle.

#everlark headcanons #i also think he’d do some traditionally protective/gentlemanly stuff #like always walking on the outside if they’re out together and tying her shoelaces and offering his coat etc #but for the most part its protecting her peace of mind and their life together #she definitely associates him (and his big strong arms katniss u ain’t slick) with stability and safety and comfort #even when she’s unsure of her feelings she can admit that much #and so when they’re in an actual relationship together and she can really lean into that reliance and comfort… #i luv it #and i luv them #like i said if this doesn’t really hit the mark then feel free to add your own thoughts #asks

[clairenatural]

standing by my angel!cas endgame truth while also kicking my feet and giggling writing cute domestic human!cas post-canon fics. a woman can do both

#i like a semihuman cas who is still an angel in every way that matters but loves eating dean's cooking and falling asleep together #sweetest softest headcanon is that cas chooses to temporarily become human to live out dean's normal human lifespan and grow old together #and then when dean is about to die (of old age!!!!) cas takes his grace back so they can cross into heaven together as angel + human #while on earth he puts a little bit of it in dean's wedding ring or smth #i have thought about the logistics of this btw. because cas would always want a bit of his grace close for emergencies. #so even before they're Married dean has a little vial of it #and cas has a little vial of it #and a third vial is in a vault in the bunker warded and protected #because also cas would want the opportunity to become an angel again at a moment's notice to save someone's life etc #also i like the idea that angels are actively maintaining their vessels so cas lets his physically age so they get old together #i wrote a fic about that :)

[orcelito]

I think smth that gets me about the way a lot of the fandom woobifies Vash is that like... so many of them erase his anger? They make him a soft and sweet doormat who never gets angry Ever, and that's just objectively not true, EVEN IF we're just talking about tristamp Vash. He's definitely softer spoken in tristamp than the other versions, but we still see him get angry!! We see him Yell!!! And these people ignore that!

Then when you consider 98 Vash and ESPECIALLY trimax Vash. Bro is genuinely furious like Any time he is dealing with #Situations. He gets angry. He yells. And he's genuinely tempted to kill people in anger (as we see with Monev).

It's just plain mischaracterization when people make him so soft and sweet and Never Angry. And we all know exactly why people characterize him like this.

#speculation nation #it's bc so many ppl r just not normal about trans people lol #like man i love the widespread trans vash headcanons but Man the weird characterizations it often brings... #it is. vexing. my perpetual curse. i will always be annoyed by it. #sometimes i think about when i started writing 3gun fic w stampede vash and i had him Angry in even the first chapter #and i was so anxious about it being mischaracterization bc so many people write him so soft #then i looked back at canon and i was like. '.... no this IS in character. he WOULD be angry. what are YOU guys doing?' #and now with my manga fic i am just continuously writing him angry bc he IS. he is SO angry. #and so tired and so sad etc etc like theres more to it and all but like #you cant take the anger out of vash. it's an important part of who he is. #that 100% justified anger at his life and circumstances and Everything #he is not a doormat. stop writing him like one. im begging you.

[star--anon]

for the ship hc ask!!

thominho (surprising ik)

5, who’s usually the big spoon and the small spoon in the relationship?

8, who’s the early bird and who likes to sleep in longer?

21, how do they cheer each other up during sad times?

hello there!! /ᐠ≽•ヮ•≼マ Thank you for the obligatory Thominho ask, hehe ✧˚₊‧

(fair warning: lots o' ramblin')

5 – big spoon Thomas my fucking belovedd. I think Thomas naturally adopts the protector role and Minho had it shoved onto him for too long, so the idea of Thomas spooning Minho in Paradise is simply mouthwatering

8 – early bird's gotta be Minho, courtesy of being a Runner. He also likes watching the sun rise over the sea, the way the water glistens gold, and how Paradise hums to life as the Immunes gradually wake up. (Also Thomas will smack Minho's face like the snooze button on an alarm clock whenever he tries to wake him up)

21 – Thomas really likes cuddling/physical intimacy so, when he's sad, Minho gives him little kisses and hugs throughout the day. Probably settles down with him on the couch, cuddled under a blanket (that he put in the dryer for 10 minutes to warm up), eating ice cream and watching a shitty rom-com movie.

21 – Minho likes spending time with Thomas and just being reminded (not necessarily directly) that Thomas loves him. So when he's down, Thomas drags him out to the coast for a walk. They hold hands and talk about anything and everything and nothing at all, meaningless conversations full of love. They watch the sun set, and they watch the water glisten gold.

#(this post is specifically romantic!) #I broke up 21 because it was such a thick paragraph and was hard for my eyes to read T^T #ALSO for 5 – Minho says in the books ''the best should be the Keeper'' which makes me think that he accepted the job of being #the Keeper of the Runners when Alby offered it to him simply because he was objectively the best Runner. and it wasn't until much later tha #he noticed how the Runners looked to him for support. and if he was sad or hopeless then EVERYONE was sad and hopeless. so he had to #keep himself hopeful (''bring back hope'' and all that) and optimistic even if he had his own doubts. never showed exhaustion etc. etc. #whereas Thomas wants nothing more than to protect his friends and finally be guaranteed a life with no more of WCKD's deception and games #so... yeah. Just reeeeeally in love with big spoon Thomas. He just wants to hold and protect Minho (╥ᆺ╥；) #thominho #tmr Thomas #tmr Minho #maze runner #headcanons #ask game #I don't take constructive criticism because I'm not wrong

[theabyssgazesalsointoyou]

you could write an essay on how fan interpretations of rich's character vary depending on what specific fandom circle you're in

#you don't really know anything about who he is without the squip so he's like. a blank slate to build upon #and depending on whether you prefer trt or broadway or whatever other production #or which characters you place more value on when it comes to his relationships #or what personal headcanons you have about his backstory regarding his home life/decision to get the squip etc #it gets. wildly different. #and that is why i am reluctant to stray out of my echo chamber of richjake mutuals when it comes to rich lmao #i don't think i'll ever agree with other interpretations of him #like obvsly everyone's fine to have their own hcs but that's not the same character. to me. #bmc #be more chill #rich goranski

[blood-injections]

Imagine being a killjoy lost in the desert and looking up and seeing giant fucking birds with ten foot wingspans circling above you and in your half insane state, delirious from dehydration, you don’t realize what they are, you just think of stories you’ve heard and the word ‘thunderbird’ escapes your parched lips like a prayer.

#love the implication of mistaking an omen of death(scavengers waiting for you to die) for a creature symbolizing life and power and plenty #you think its going to bring rain and give you strength but they’re not thunderbirds just vultures #shoutout to California condors tho fr imagine one of those huge fuckers descending upon you #post brought to you by me finding a cool thunderbird pin at a thrift store and this scenario not leaving my mind #actually I could write an essay on how different folklor/legends have changed by the time killjoys are around #some myths are the same some have changed there’s some new ones etc #I think the thunderbird one would stay pretty much the same #but also they know there IS giant birds and they’re def not what thunderbirds are but maybe they call them thunderbirds anyway #and theyre omens of the witch becuase theyre scavengers or maybe they are the witch #in her other form. watching. waiting to descend and feed and pull the souls from killjoy’s corpses to lead them to the other side #anyway I could go on forever #danger days #my chemical romance #ttlotfk #mcr danger days #mcr #the true lives of the fabulous killjoys #the fabulous killjoys #danger days headcanons #killjoy headcanons #corvidscrap #zone things

[zombieclieo]

"D'you think she cares?" His voice came across as a little worse for wear than it oughta. Death usually restored the body to peak order aside from a few scars, but here Martyn's throat was, scratchy and harder to parse than he woulda liked.

"What?" Came the reply. Scott shook his hand out, dirt particulates separating from his fingers as he did.

"Cleo, I mean. Obviously." Martyn laughed, leaning back against Scott's pretty little house, hand waving in a mockery of one of Scott's common gestures.

"Why would I know what Cleo thinks of you? We aren't teammates this go around." Scott turns back to his work, but it's still obvious how the previous victor felt about this game by how his voice catches at 'go around'.

Martyn winces, but he shakes it off within milliseconds. "You two are always allies! There hasn't been a go when you two haven't been conspiring. I'm asking because--"

"Martyn." Scott's voice was sharper than he meant, and it softens as he continues. "For one, I won't ask how you know more about mine and Cleo's relationship than either of us have told you. You and Grian get so clammy about that nonsense. For two, she hasn't mentioned you."

Martyn doesn't flinch, but Scott can tell that hurt him. Scott lived with him for a while, he knows. Martyn thinks himself infinitely cool and collected, but he isn't. He never has been and Scott's pretty sure he never will be. The blonde coughs. "Cool."

"Cool?" Scott laughs, looking up. Arcing underneath his hair from his right temple under his hair and around his throat is a lightning scar, and it glows slightly at the middle of his throat in a cool cyan. It aches. Martyn knows it aches, especially when Scott laughs. "Martyn, you were soulbound two goes ago. I know she's cool and all, but what's your hangup? Are you this hung up on Ren? Me?"

"What! Scott, you're having a giraffe. I don't get hung up on people."

There is a poignant silence. Martyn shifts uncomfortably. Scott rolls his eyes and returns to his work.

"Scott, I just wanna know how she is. If she ever thinks about me. I don't--I try not to think about it. The past, I mean. But it just... I may die but the soul lives on. Bones are buried but the soul is still here and it still feels that little string, y'know? We had the same soul, for a while. The same beating heart." Martyn finally moves from his ramrod straight stance, squatting beside Scott, a gloved hand extended.

The palm is cold. Ice fucking cold. The diamond shaped mark seems to give his flesh freezerburn as he nears the scar to any other living being. Any that are around, anyway. Martyn is cagey about it--Scott wasn't being mean. He has four of those diamonds across his body, though he supposes he's lucky that they're all... eh, relatively easy to hide. The one on his cheek, the back of his neck, and right over his heart were harder to conceal, though. That, and the massive ragged timepiece seemingly slashed across his back. The scar that never healed. The reminder to keep his ears open. To listen. To betray when it suits him. That one still pulses red, sore and obvious.

Scott doesn't know that a diamond burns for him as Martyn nears him. He doesn't know that it gets a little harder to breathe as the scalding diamond on the back of his neck makes itself very known. Bound, again and again, had he always found himself following after another? Hitching his soul into pieces again and again? Where would a diamond appear this time, for Jimmy? Where else would the cracks spread? Scott flicks his nose.

"You're absolutely doing that thing again where you just stare at me and look pensive. Fine, you want to know so bad what I think they think? Fine, if it'll get you to either go away or help me plant." Scott finally stands up fully and stretches his back out, then his arms high above his head. He reaches over to grasp Martyn's upper arm. "Cleo is a complicated person. They do care. They also don't. You aren't the center of her universe and that is fine. For both of you. Worrying about what they think won't make you less afraid of what comes next. Holding onto us--me, Cleo, the Ahaliance, Ren, that won't give you the peace you're looking for. You and Grian hold on tighter to the past than the rest of us. Let us go, Martyn, and let what joy you can have now happen."

The diamond hurts like hell. Like Martyn has slammed back into a pool of lava and it is eating him alive. It feels like dying when Scott holds his arm. He doesn't react. Scott doesn't know everything. "Alright, alright, I don't need an intervention here, mate! I'm genuinely just trying to see if she's mad at me, and you're talking different breeds and stronger memories. Bah. Maybe you're holding on to Cleo."

"Am I, then?" Scott snorts, and thankfully releases Martyn's arm. The burning subsides, somewhat.

"I think you are, honestly. I look away and suddenly you're gaslighting and gatekeeping and girlbossing! What about my gaslighting?" Martyn holds a hand to his chest as he fakes haughtiness.

"You're a bad liar, Littlewood." Scott kneels back in the dirt. "Now help me plant before you go back to our canary."

Martyn snorts, this time. "Our canary. Yeah, Scott, only me and Grian hold on." He does listen, though, and helps cover wheat seeds with dirt. As his right hand connects with the soil, it aches like a red winter, cold and bloody. He misses Ren. He misses Cleo, and Pearl, and Mumbo and everyone. He feels like there's a world where they could have been happy together, where they played games and laughed around Christmastime. As he looks at Scott, he wonders...

"Do you know what Christmas is?" His voice is more hesitant than he means for it to be.

"No, why?" Scott replies, shoving half a tuber deep into the earth.

"No reason. Just an old story." Then, that was the difference. He and Grian knew there was something beyond. No one else remembers what life extant a Watcher's game is like. He raises his head to watch the darkening horizon. Scott boxes his ear with a smile, and he shrugs. At least they have tonight to pretend like She wasn't watching. Like they were friends planting a field.

#dont ask me what this is. i dont know. anyway have some headcanons abt both martyn and the victors in gen #each victor gets a scar based on what killed them post everyone else dying <3 pearl has burn scars #grian has a fuck ton of scars from where bone moght have pierced skin when his bones Bropke #very gnarly #martyn and grian both have extra scars though from Things. #bigb and ren also have extra scars because i like them #most folks lose all scars they didnt have session 1 of season 1! ie scars scars were there originally so they stay and arent weird #n every time someone dies they also get a scar from that death that go away next season #soulbonds each get the same scars etc etc #inthelittlewood #i guess? #scott smajor #secret life smp spoilers #secret life smp #trafficblr #traffic smp

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles and some lore. I'm tired.

#Jay does this thing on second dates where he tests the other person #he wants to make sure they'd like all of him. every part of him that may throw others off or realize he's insane #Matt and Jay were friends during high school. dated in college and broke up just before finding out Jay was pregnant #they decided to co-parent Mona and just view one another as friends #Mona really likes Don and Tk. loves Peter. though dislikes Lucy quite a bit because of how much she hears Jay complain about her with Matt #Mona is very close with Jay despite living with Matt and only coming over to Jay during the holidays/some weekends #Jay moved into the complex about a year prior to meeting Peter. he's had 5 roommates since moving in #Lucy has been the worst compared to the rest but is the only one Jay tolerates (since she's young and reminds him of himself. pretransition #Jay and Don hated each other in the beginning. only really bonded over talking shit about a neighbor #and Jay saying “anyway I gotta finish watching the game.” Don saying how he wanted to too but his tv is fucked so they watch together #Tk does have feelings for Jay but Jay just can't take the hint. he simply just thinks he's making jokes and is very kind #Jay really cares about Lucy. he often checks up on her when she's out and buys her dinner if he didn't make anything for them #and she ofc tries to make his life easier by cleaning the apartment making him coffee in the mornings etc etc #also Jay and Don sometimes just talk about marriage. how both of theirs didn't work out (I headcanon that for Don) #how it'd go - Don: I just wish I showed her how much I cared... Jay: I chased mine down with a knife. didn't kill her though. I promise. #Jay also calls Don's kid (the cop) Don Jr. he doesn't mind it that much. it's mainly cause Jay never remembers his name #my art #yb peter #Yb don #Void #Jay #Yb tk #Yb lucy #none of them die btw. Peter kills some guy who treated Jay poorly #the entirety of Jay and Peter's relationship before the abduction takes place over June #I say so cause it was a bit alarming to Tk. Don and Matt how fast Jay was rushing into the relationship and such #anyway uhh idk what else to say

[worldendercharles]

Kaiba headcanon I'm pretty sure I'm the CEO of

he hates being called Seto except by Mokuba/people he trusts very deeply due to having been referred to by that name by people who had power over him throughout his young life. He tends to associate it with powerlessness, or being talked down to. Considering he was trained to see every interaction as a power game, he would likely think someone using his first name is an attempt to get an advantage over him .

#Bonus points that he likely overidentifies as the Kaiba name #Which firstly he might see as a trophy or some sign of success that he fought so hard for and therefore wouldn't want to be associated with #anything but his victories or his life before he was powerful #He might also see it as some sort of “proving he's a Real Kaiba (tm)” marker. Also considering how powerful his company is it makes sense #He would Introduce himself with his company as a way to try and verbally win over whoever he was talking to. It's also more formal and he #Was trained to be dignified and formal etc #ygo dm #yugioh headcanons #seto kaiba

[napstawantstosleep]

This outfit/character design scratches my brain in such a way it won't stop running in my mind /pos

#dsmp #dream smp #dsmp fanart #dream smp fanart #mcyt #mcyt fanart #the eret #eret fanart #eret art #eret #eret myct #Is this an actual dsmp fanart? No. I'm still using the tag tho just because I can #But anyway Eret in this outfit breath if you agree #They just looked so aodijzifjzbkodkzjdid #The blue on their forehead deffo is their skin and not some make up #Deities god etc if someone can have trees in their hair then Eret can have a partially blue skin #My art my headcanons #Nothing to do with this but recently I've been living the weirdest life #I can't follow the dates and my sleeping schedule is messier than my entire family's relationship #If you didn't understand it means it's pretty fucked #Love u all and merry prife month <3333

[eloquentornot]

Pearl, who with BigB ends her episodes this season with "always watching". Who, last week, dressed up as a red just to scare people, and was disappointed to find that everyone was already too crazy to mess with. Who, this week, made some very silly decisions early on (violence and stealing from allies) and later lamented that she had no idea what came over her, even though she wasn't even the Boogeyman. Something can be done with this, I think.

#limited life spoilers #trafficblr #pearlescentmoon #watcher pearl headcanon etc I guess

[uefb]

Headcanon: Why do I feel like this sums up Theseus and Newt’s entire relationship / their entire family all the way back through childhood?

Blue screenshot from unposted chapter of fic x

Like…

Age 6: Newt’s dissection of a horklump is so precise his mum sends off his sketches and notes to the Hogwarts library and theseus doesn’t find out until the next spring when he’s scouring the stacks for a diagram for his Care of Magical Creatures final

Age 8: Newt’s mum puts him in Muggle primary school to help him learn social skills but the kids are boring and awful so Newt starts accidentally magicking himself into the woods outside the school for 2 weeks straight and just walks back to the yard for pick-up in the afternoons. Doesn’t tell anyone until the Ministry shows up at their house to ask his parents if they know their son’s been performing complex underage magic

Age 10: Newt gets bitten by a ridiculous number of doxies while investigating an infestation and his parents only find out when he passes out at the dinner table and Theseus only finds out when he comes home for Easter and asks his brother why his arm looks so lumpy and why he has a children’s ward hospital bracelet

Age 13: Leta bullies Newt into trying out for the Hufflepuff house team in September because they’re down players and he’s absurdly fearless when it comes to flying, and then he’s on the team for a full year, but his family only finds out when the Prophet covers the final matches of the Inter-house Cup in May, and Newt immediately quits after the final game (“it was cutting into my forest time!”), much to his brother’s chagrin

Age 14: Newt gets a school-wide award for an herbology essay on the scientific and magical distinctions between plant and animal characteristics in semi-sentient plants like venomous tentacula and devil’s snare and his family literally doesn’t find out until his expulsion hearing (but his mum still puts the award up on the wall anyway)

Age 16: Relatedly - Newt gets rather dramatically expelled but Theseus only finds out two days later when he runs into Newt in the DMLE corridor on his way to his hearing, because poor communication runs in the family and their father forgot to tell Theseus where he went Tuesday night after that barrage of Hogwarts owls showed up at 10PM

I could go on

why is this so funny to me

#apart from the fact that this is literally the kind of thing that happens in my own family #my brother forgot to tell us he was valedictorian #I forgot to tell my parents about a major life decision until it was already happening #etc etc #pretty healthy family - just very - um- autistic #anyway #Theseus Scamander #newt Scamander #scamander brothers #my stuff #fantastic beasts fanfic #current WIP #fantastic beasts and where to find them #Scamander family #autistic newt scamander #young newt scamander #wizarding world #headcanons

[cleromancy]

blah blah blah Jason didnt get autopsied in the comics TO YOU. to ME between bruce and alfred and leslie SOMEBODY absolutely cut the baby up to obsessively catalog every single point of damage and pinpoint the exact physical/medical causes of death

#dc #their barbarous fanon my glorious headcanons etc etc #and he still has the scars To Me for the same reasons hes got tje white streak. he was marked by death babey!!!!!!! #tbh though i dont think it was bruce... i think with any of the others he would have. but not jason #have contemplated why i do think he would have done it for dick and heres my reasoning #its the only way hed be able to accept that dick was really dead imo #post-crisis pre-resurrection jason was never larger than life to bruce the same way #jason was not a miracle he was flesh and blood he was profoundly mortal

[spring-lxcked]

wait coming back just to add that i was thinking abt the generational element of the af.tons just being a fucked up family line and i'm. fine. i swear i'm f

#—— ✧ ooc » #˖ ✧ headcanon » ( the demon to his demons ) #william's partially a shitty father because of who he is but also partially because of his own upbringing #tries to escape it but either overcorrects or falls into it anyway #terrified of becoming his parents and both passes and fails to escape becoming them #geninely honestly despite everything wants to be better then them and can't and won't #and his parents were shit to him and jayne because they were following social roles #didn't necessarily want kids but It's Expected & although william would never admit it they instilled that in him #& he DID want kids but in many ways the family he tries to build initially is The Stereotypical American Dream #suburb house white picket fence small town wife and three children both sons and a daughter etc etc etc #doesn't let this idea go until late-stage and by that point he's already unintentionally destroying it anyway #i know i made a haha funny joke abt his ideal fam of henry & the son he loves/hates & 2 robot children #but unironically him realizing that he can & should choose what/who he wants BECAUSE he wants it/them #would have solved so many problems if he'd realized it earlier #not all of them but lmao #(not implying that he didn't love elise/mrs. af.ton but he didn't go into or HANDLE the marriage how he should have) #(everything was about appearances not abt actually being prepared for like. Married Life.) #(very much thinks 'okay i'm married. hard part's over. no more effort required' & obv ends up divorced because of it) #(which to be clear he is prone to in ANY ship if they're not willing to beat him over the head w/ reality HARD) #there's SO much more to say abt this like it's very complex but i'm gonna go chill and then go to sleep lmao