#heading to church

[robinsnest2111]

mama needs a break 😔

#metalocalypse #army of the doomstar #pickles the drummer #toki wartooth #robin's art adventures #based on one of my early childhood photos #was overwhelmed in public. crawled into my mother's lap #and she had the most haunted tired far-away look on her face. totally disengaged from the situation #ANYWAY enough about me. the dethklok hates church clip is making the gears in my head TURN!!!!!!!!!!!

[yeyinde]

devoured midnight mass and now i can't stop thinking about a Price-Priest au for some reason, but like:

he's a good leader. a pillar. but you keep making him question his faith, his morality. he clenches the rosary so tight in his fist whenever you come into the confessional that it leaves permanent marks on his palms. fresh wounds on his back from self-flagellation. hides in the confessional for days, muttering miserere to himself, acts of contrition. he's fully convinced you were put on this earth to tempt him. lead him into damnation.

you become his ultimate Test. he has to save you. has to. but you keep driving him mad until he breaks. bends you over the pulpit and fucks you in a house of god, consumed by his own downfall. all wicked, bastardised religion. the grievous weight of lust crushing him until he's broken in your hands. now a wrecked, wretched man in search of absolution that he decides can only be given to him by you. thinking along the lines of corrupted salvation. that slow crawl to unhinged, obsessive devotion. madness, honestly.

he's a zealot; you're the sanctuary that will save him. no matter what. after all, god made you just for him.

(except that god has fangs and eats flesh.)

#and i think it would be so so funny if you were just Some Dude #lmao like just a Regular Person Going to Church and all of a sudden #you have Price clawing his eyes out of his head so he isnt tempted to look at you lustfully anymore #john price x reader #i kinda like this idea #but I'm also so deep down this polluted faith rabbithole that i can no longer see the light of day any longer

[sopstuck]

gamzee: fancy church edition

[☕️]

⬇️ close ups & talking under cut ⬇️

these gams exist in the set of my au's where he joins the church fleet and finds basically everything he hoped for (and whatever would make him choose to leave is going to be a world-shattering event)

working in and refining some of my clurch aesthetic staples: purples and orangey golds, the red-green pair, the primaries trio; rainbow beads, rainbow gradient fabric; some harlequin diamond variations, that multi size spot cluster pattern i made that i really like; some bone and horn in the jewelry; snakes, and ribcages

i do have headcanon thoughts i keep meaning to write out about how different trolls choose to wear and style their sign, and what that says about them - highbloods put more emphasis on line signs and ancestors, i’m sure some seadwellers just get atrociously gaudy with it; within the church, the capricorn sign could have some extra weight given who the grand highblood is

this version of gamzee only seems to show his sign on clothes that he’s wearing in some official capacity (vestments, uniforms) but still dresses to clearly show off his blood and religious affiliation, and i’m sure that makes a multitude of statements depending on who you ask

anyway i like these outfits and i Will be using them again probably

#half formed post in mind about what everyone brings to their own depiction of clown church that i really need to solidify #it's about the ratios of juggalo vs commedia dell'arte vs religion vs circus and sideshow act #the sign thing wasn't intentional btw i just realized it after the drawing was done and decided to expand on it #happy accidents #click for art #gamzee #gamzee makara #clown church #homestuck gamzee #hs gamzee #this file is titled Prince of Colors #in price of forgiveness one of the grand highblood's titles is King of Colors and i love that So much it bounces around in my head

[dailycamart]

blessed are the poor in spirit, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

#tomgreg #greg hirsch #tom wambsgans #succession #succession fanart #with open eyes #my art #digiart #fanart #succession season 4 #me who hasn't stepped in a church in months: hmmm how do i make the tomgreg covet sticker thing about catholicism #it's up to you how you want to interpret this in your heads lol

[chirpsythismorning]

Mike Wheeler and Will Byers… Run.

#byler #stranger things #the blue and yellow boys in the background = Mike and Will #the extra in place of mike was actually in quite a few shots #like he’s always peaking in the frame… #something else that’s important to note #when you get wide shots of the whole group #the Mike and Will lookalikes are directly across the aisle of the wheelers #like straight line across they are in the same aisle #BUT #in the shots showing the wheeler family head on #it now looks like the mike and Will look alike are two rows back at least #bc they would have to be for that shot to work how it did #so yeah this was extremely intentional #And the fact that Jason is dead… the one who called out hellfire… #and s4 ended with a shot of a church being swarmed with attendees #our boys are in danger #we might get endgame byler sooner than we think #but at what cost? #violent mob homophobia 😳 #holly just sitting there like… #‘Mike is in a cult 😅’

[foursaints]

rosekiller but evan is the antisocial son of a pastor who is only known to interact with his twin sister. brainwashedly pious and celibate until human roadkill barty crouch is sent to the local church to "get better" (he ends up corrupting evan in many unsavoury ways)

[marking this ask with a comically large red stamp that says ‘EROTIC’] this is really hot. co-signed.

maybe this is cancellable but some of my favorite rosekiller dynamics are those where barty takes a more predatory role. he’s weak & taking it out on someone weaker… especially in religious aus i think evan is particularly susceptible to these attentions because there is always something ineffable about him that is just visibly Wrong.

no matter how quiet & well behaved & generally bland and plain and unassuming evan rosier is (in his beige hand-me-downs two sizes too big) there is something about his face that says: i skin squirrels in the woods & if you pinch me i won’t scream

#a #in my head they’re always protestant.. calvinist maybe. predeterminism. in those moldy midwest church basements #evan is in one of those cluttered church attics w a plastic rocking horse digging into his back and barty’s hand down his pants #rose & thorn

[uhbasicallyjustmilex]

🩷💜💙

#the church of man love is such a holy place to be #OBSESSED with this cover and this performance of it #he was so into it #and the bi lighting??? #perfection 👌🏻 #also #so many thoughts about his cover of this that i don’t have the energy to write an essay on rn #but which are very much present in my head #alex turner #moonage daydream #alex gifs #the last shadow puppets #tlsp #my gifs #lulu posts

[napping-sapphic]

I wanna date someone who joins in to sing along when they catch me singing to myself

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i sing A Lot #without realizing it #me proposing: will you be my mediocre duet partner for life?🥺🥺 #youd have to learn all the weird niche songs that never leave my head though sorry #id tell you what they were but sorry that’s top secret info for my soulmate😤 #anyway if you start singing and having fun with me instead of making fun of me or telling me to stop i am kissing u on the mouth #immediately #straight to the church babe we getting married that very SECOND #im gay and i like sleeping

[newgameplus]

be not afraid [ID: A digital illustration of Vash the Stampede based on the later Trigun Maximum design. He stands among clouds in varying shades of yellow, bending back slightly, his red coat billowing around him. His silhouette is a stark black, his orange glasses the only distinguishable feature on his face. A single white wing sprouts from his right shoulder, arcing upwards and behind him. Grey smoke emanates from an unseen source level with his mid-back, spanning the illustration and eclipsing the clouds. The sky behind Vash is a yellow-to-purple gradient. The illustration is colored mostly in flat colors, the only shadows and highlights placed on Vash's glasses, the underside of his coat, and his left arm prosthesis. end ID] (image description by @laevateinn ) lineless version + id under the cut bc i cldnt decide which one i liked better

[ID: The same illustration lineless. The black of Vash's silhouette and prosthesis are muted red rather than black. end ID]

#clints art #forgot i drew this :v: #for the trigun girlies.... #trigun #trigun maximum #vash the stampede #im so normal about trigun and have a normal number of opinions about it. number one: wolfwoods earlier introduction in the 98 anime i #s the funniest thing in the workd bc it implies he was just doing that. he wasnt sent by legato yet bc demon eye doesnt happen for several #more episodes so he wasnt heading to the church or anything. he was just doing that. dying in the desert for fun. king. #continues talking 2 myself for four hours abt themes and plots while victor nods indulgently

[iamamotherfuckingghost]

Why does nobody talk about this

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#rvb #red vs blue #church rvb #rvb church #leonard church #red vs blue church #church red vs blue #rvb caboose #caboose rvb #red vs blue caboose #michael j caboose #churboose #so no head?

[calkestis]

MARVEL’S DAREDEVIL Season 1, episode 13 | “Daredevil”

#matt murdock #daredevil #marvel #mcu #daredeviledit #marveledit #mcuedit #userelio #useremi #userxoames #xuserannie #tuserpolly #tusercora #userbaz #mine #take me to church cause that last gif put thoughts in my head #*

[averyshittyseal]

I'm playing Baldur's Gate 3

My honest reaction (absolutely not me romancing that anarchic, anticlerical and depressed mage in DA2)

#anders dragon age #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #gale bg3 #gale baldurs gate 3 #dragon age #dragon age 2 #da2 #anders da2 #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #my head just exploded #like Gale and the church! #AHAHAHAHAHA #ah... #*shinji sitting* #the funny part of the story is that part of my Mind RAM is still taken by Disco Elysium #Curse you Disco Elysium #*doofenshmirtz's voice *

[klaasje]

this exchange from underland by robert macfarlane has been going around and around in my head for weeks now

#everything in my head ends up circling back to disco elysium. i cannot change this #op #vibe tag #thinking about ​soona’s radiocomputer in the church…

[ectonurites]

sorry to make two posts like this in one day but seriously ppl who aren’t punctual make me feel insane. this thing we’re going to starts at 9. why did someone in the chat suggest meeting to head over (so not even as an arrival time, but as a departure time) at 9:15

#grandpa max is god? i go to church now #like YES its a pretty casual thing but its only from 9-10 before heading over to another place! so like! getting there halfway through is #simply not ideal. i do not understand

[anachronic-cobra]

I think the fact that I'm attracted to every depiction of Lucifer where he's painted in a sympathetic light reveals deep-rooted issues in my mental state. With that said I need him bouncing and moaning on it

#from the desk of anachron #sky daddy issues #like #the show lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #i swear there was another one but I can't think of it off the top of my head #plus you know #every painting and statue of him ever #because the church keeps commissioning gays and getting mad when they make lucifer hot #religion tw #hazbin hotel

[banamine-bananime]

god, the relationship between alpha and all the freelancers is just So Much. like, the way the only people alpha, apparently, is allowed to directly interact with are the fucking Director and the Counselor. that on its own would have been enough to make me tear my brain apart like no additional torture needed.

yet basement boy here knows the freelancers better than anyone. he inhabits their home in the sense that the MOI is kind of his body. that's complicated by the other AI of the MOI, like at the very least there's FILSS and she seems to run most of the MOI's day-to-day systems like life support training simulations etc., and by the fact that clearly alpha does not have constant access to all the cameras and mics of the ship or it would not be possible to lie to him about agents dying. but it's his purpose of existing to understand every minute variable about them that could influence mission success in such depth to figure out anything that can be done to help them improve and succeed and survive.

do you get me??? fucking Parasocial Relationships Man of all time. the sheer intensity of that one-way relationship. the way they'll all never get to know alpha, have no idea that in this all-time-most-toxic-workplace trying to break them there's someone who loves them so much. who they're the entire world of and who they don't know exists. and each fragment coming into the world with the knowledge they failed to keep them safe latent somewhere in them. and then getting to go out and meet these people who seem so familiar and important somehow.

i dunno man. but it keeps me up at night.

#*alpha screaming over not just tex but also wash dying as epsilon is born replaying in my head 24/7* girl help me The Implications #rvb #red vs blue #alpha rvb #church rvb #alexa send post