#health class

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was in health class in the future about to watch an anti-drinking PSA. To watch it, they said you had to drink an entire bottle of rum labeled “Anti-drinking PSA.”

I thought they were kidding, but nope. I got the bottle.

#dream #tw alcohol #tw alchohol mention #health class #class #health #future #time travel #rum

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

Byler finally goes to the same high school and are in the same health class. They need to do the egg parenting for a week together and they accidentally crack the egg when they were making out on the couch

#i still never get the point of parenting an egg for a week #stranger things #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #egg parenting #high school #health class #byler kiss

[goofyspokemonworldbuildingcorner]

In health classes around the world for children in grades/years/ cohorts turning trainer age (10 in eastern regions, 11 in alola, 12/13 in western regions), the curriculum is divided into two parts. The first half is focused on survival skills and first aid since camping is a popular option for those going on their pokemon journeys. The second is a mix of various topics that include proper nutrition, mental health, puberty and adolescence, hygiene, dangers about drugs and alcohol, and other areas relevant to that age group.

#pokemon headcanon #pokemon worldbuilding #school #health class #pokemon

[pics-and-fanfics]

okay so

i just finished my homework! yay!

i finished the essay earlier, and i just finished my project for "nutrition and wellness"

heres the brochure i made for Celiac disease! also, if you want to read the essay, im gonna post it over on my other account, @abandoned-ocs

#FUCKING FINALLY #finished my homework! #project #homework #celiac disease #brochure??? #brochure #CTE classes #health class

[hadeantaiga]

So I've seen a few people on that "pee after sex" post expressing confusion in the comments.

"Wait, does this mean I should wait until I have to pee, then have sex, that way I'll be able to pee afterwards? Or can people just pee on command?"

And uh... Yeah?

Most people can pee on command. There's almost always some pee in your bladder unless you just peed like, two seconds ago. So most folks, at any random moment of the day, can just go pee whenever they want.

The act of peeing should not require force (for most people). You just relax your pelvic muscles, your bladder lightly contracts, and pee comes out. Peeing should feel like you are relaxing your pelvis. If it seems like the only way you can pee is by tensing your pelvis, and you have to force pee through tensed pelvic muscles, that can weaken those muscles and can lead to incontinence.

Tense pelvic muscles are a problem some people who don't have penises can face when peeing standing up, so you'll sometimes see well-meaning people saying "women shouldn't pee standing up!! You'll cause incontinence!" However, you can absolutely pee while standing up without a penis. You just have to learn how to relax those muscles while standing, which isn't impossible, it's just not something most folks who don't have a penis learn to do.

So again: firstly yes, most people can pee on command, even if they don't "have to pee" at that particular moment. Secondly, peeing does not require force for most folks, and should involve the relaxing of your pelvic muscles and letting your bladder do the rest on its own.

#what do I tag this with #health class

[litbysalplight]

My health class getting ready to fight God, and also the government be like:

#original post #funny #favorites #health class

[theartistichuman]

Schools should be teaching actual fucking health in health because every single day of my life I learn some new hygiene bullshit that I’ve apparently supposed to have been doing the whole time but my parents never told me. Yknow what I got in health class instead? Fat-shaming and transphobia

#LITERALLY every single health class I ever took was about how women have vaginas and fat people go to hell #who was going to teach me? my parents? who didn’t even take me to the doctor when I had chemical poisoning? #health class #american school system #who the FUCK was going to teach me how to mouthwash? Ik it’s gross but like #I don’t care how gross it was #my parents would yell at me for poor dental hygiene and apparently I’ve been DOING IT WRONG because NO ONE TOLD ME

[psysans]

|☆| my two personalities (took this in health class!!)

#two personalities #pink #highschool #psysans #health class

[valiantsuitcaseskellington]

It condom day in class, lol. There are some one painted by other student as well, lol.

#condom #condoms #health class #health

[lady-asbestos]

so back in junior high in my repressive, mormon-ass town, I had to take a health class whose sex ed section was essentially “sex is only there for reproduction, queer people don’t exist, contraception doesn’t exist, and if you ever have sex before marriage you’ll explode at the speed of light”. then they gave us this slip where if we signed our name promising to never have sex before marriage we could get a free pizza from dominos, and I just kind of laughed a bit and then signed it because free fucking pizza and like what were they gonna do?

flash forward to now. it’s been like 10 years. i’ve since realized I’m ace. i’ve transed my gender. i’m just generally full of gay. anyways, a memory of that stupid little no-sex coupon i signed popped into my head out of nowhere  and i realized that i have 100% earned that free pizza i got when i was like 13. and you know, i’m sure that this is just exactly what those repressive ultra-mormon curriculum writers had in mind when they made that a part of their repressive sex ed classs.

#asexual #ace #you win this time random dominos in utah #health class #conservative bullshit #repressive bullshit #are the straights okay #i earned that damn pizza #i honor my comitments i guess #bad sex ed

[overheardschoolbus]

11yo: FINALLY the bus, the day is OVER

Next 11yo: Bus Driver, it was aWfUL

Another 11yo: It was… *gulp* health day

Horrified 11yo: We learned about puberty

Poor poor 11yo: *traumatized expression*

Wide-eyed 11yo: I saw a picture of a vAgInA

Huddle of 11yo girls: *run past, shading eyes*

Even wider-eyed 11yo: Bus Driver, is it true?? do women have three holes???

#lmaooo #I shut them up so quick #I was like there are LITTLE KIDS on the bus #and I of course congratulated them #and told them to ask their moms their questions #I work under recording cameras #and am not trained in age appropriate health ed #so I didn’t answer #they looked so horrified #I do think they were playing it up for me tho loll #but I’m so sorry #I laughed SO HARD #five minutes later ​I had to go to the back of the bus and get them to sTOP scREAMING #health class #puberty #age appropriate sex ed #I am going to guess that the *picture* was not a photograph probably a drawing #FRUV #bus quote #bus conversation

[futureless]

you know what really gets me heated? the fact that men are SO incredibly uneducated on the female body.

i feel like if boys were made to sit down in school & actually learn about periods, hormones, birth, & how/why our bodies change so much during our lifetime. there’s so many times i have seen boys HUMILIATE girls over things that are… normal. i feel like it’s important enough to since we ALL came from a woman & women literally bring life onto our planet. like yeah, some of it is gross & graphic but it’s REAL, it’s life, & could help husbands tremendously by understanding their wife’s struggles & they would know how to help a little better in the future. it could also change a few minds about pro-life.

boys are so so so mean to us about our bodies, but it’s only because they don’t understand & aren’t educated! they really don’t know that it actually is NOT normal to naturally look like a kardashian. or that girls, too, grow hair everywhere, even on our faces. STRETCH MARKS. that discharge can sometimes be so strong it can literally bleach our underwear, hence the spots on them sometimes. or the biggest issue (to me) i’ve seen is that guys don’t understand & make girls feel so bad & self-conscious about is that vaginas do not all look the same.. and they’re not supposed to naturally smell like roses (in fact, it shouldn’t smell like roses..) .. & some girls have bigger labias & all types of things can be different! they assume that if it doesn’t look like the surgically perfected ones on xvideos that she’s been “ran through”.. when it’s NORMAL!! do they not realize we can literally push out an entire child & go back to normal??? like relax, brad & tyler, your little sausages are not gonna do that much permanent damage.

boys might think it’s stupid (of course) but we ALL come from a woman.. and maybe men would have more understand & hopefully respect towards us. not that our country gives a shit about women right now, but it would be so nice in another world/in theory. i’ve always been big on this, just seems to me like throwing out condoms in health class obviously isn’t working well & there are SO many different things within this subject we could shine light on that would be such a weight off our shoulders & help so much! not just women, but all of us..

#war on women #understanding #enlightened one #enlighten men #women’s bodies #my body my choice #men need to know #teach men #normalize #normalize normal shit #anatomy #womanhood #women bring life #hormones #changes #normalize this #text #talk tag #health #health class #stop #stop downing women #women need a break #women deserve a break #cut some slack #we are human #human beings #women deserve better #being a woman

[five-crows-in-a-trench-coat]

Welcome back to

Funny Things That Happened to me that I Forgot About and only now Remembered

So, middle school? Middle school.

Every Friday, instead of Gym, we would have Health. Which basically means that, instead of running, our gym teachers would sit us all down and teach us about The Sex.

Addressed to the uterus owners in the room, one time, the gym teacher asked what the surest way to not get pregnant is.

Since he had been neglecting to inform my classmates of the benefits of homosexuality, I decided to take matters into my own hands.

Or, singular hand, which I then raised.

I got called on, and said, "Being gay."

He freezes for a second. "You can still get STDs."

"That wasn't your question."

And then he ignored me 👍

Anyway I think eleven-year-old me was a baller and I aspire to be like her.

#nonbinary #queer #queer pride #they them #trans #sex ed #health class #gym class

[manyminded]

I remember health class and I just think it’s so funny. everyone was so viscerally uncomfortable except me. why? “I’m gonna get bitches in the future, I need to know this stuff!”

#like bro it’s just human body parts. it’s just Things That Happen And Are Real #Like I can understand being disgusted but I just never really got it. #health class #sex ed #sex education #maybe it’s the autism