#heister

[kylemorland]

INSTALLING

#ductwork #heister #volume #installation #weight #blank projects

[mystery-salad]

Hey kid, you're in over your head

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 fan submission #vinetooth #gw2 mordrem #mordrem #eod #gw2 eod #joel heister

[neomineom]

🐣

#Sokol #Sergei kozak #Payday 2 #Payday2 #hhhnnn i should draw other heisters too #Payday game

[outofeverythingthisnamewasleft]

#heisters surgery #amputation

[maaikeatthefullmoon]

Mini Holiday Diaries - Day Four

I need you to picture me on a fainting couch. Very dramatic. Lying on my side (ignore the bad shoulder - this is imaginary, shoulder's fine). Hand up to my forehead. Much drama. Much sighing. Oh, the drama.

The people of Norfolk, you see, they are trying to kill me. Murder, I tell you. With oil seed rape plants. Murder by plants. They're very beautiful. And the crop is useful, I'm told. (although a quick Google tells me it's a mixed result for biodiversity on the whole) But, for me, it's Not Good At All.

Up where we live, the rapeseed isn't out yet. I'm a week or two out from sneezing and being bunged up. But oh no, not down here. No. Down here, even though we're on the coast, I'm full of mucus my eyes stream constantly. No, I'm not crying. I'm not upset. The fairy tales are not sad at all. Nothing you've said has upset me. IT'S THE POLLEN. Antihistamines don't work very well, they only take the edge off. And I'm being awfully dramatic about it.

Anyway, I'll gracefully roll off the fainting couch now, and will tell you about the heist the 11yo and I have planned.

There is a dog in the caravan next door. We saw it today. It's a beautiful sandy coloured spaniel.

IT HOWLS.

It would appear that its owners just...leave it. All day. Who knows where it shits and pisses. I shudder to think. But it howls from the morning until about 22.00 or so. When they apparently come home, as it stops howling.

So the two of us are planning a heist. A Mission Impossible style one (I think, I only watched the first one...).

I'm not actually sure what we're going to do with the dog once we've heisted (?) it. I don't want a dog. But, erm...yeah. We will have Liberated. The. Wronged. Animal. Which it deserves, poor thing.

Anyway, that's my update for now. Hope the mental image of me being dramatic on my fainting couch made you laugh @tismrot and that you think I'm dreadfully cool in my heist outfit. ;)

#the holiday diaries #i'm such a dramatic bitch #hay fever #pollen is trying to kill me #poor dog #i'm a hardcore undercover heister #heister is a word now

[sanity-jester]

@sheriffshady I'm your secret Heister!

(I hope your name was previously Postal_0lush, was given a heads-up when I couldn't find you on either Tumblr or Twitter)

#Payday 3 Secret Santa #2023 #merry christmas fellow heister #enjoy :*) #Payday #gift #Sanity

[wooziechan]

(somewhat) REDESIGNED MY OLD KUROMI OC 🖤🖤🖤

was sorta debating on whether or not i should post dis

#kuromi #sanrio #kuromi aesthetic #pastelcore #pastel goth #furry artist #furry #furry art #oc #oc design #sanrio aesthetic #my melody #goth furry #kawaii #anthro #pastel #jimmy best pd2 heister

[just-eyris-things]

okay, i think this was my very first gw2 rp meet up and i went out with my MOST EXTROVERTED character I had and I was just SO DAMN SHY AND ANXIOUS. luckily, i got to blame it on all the worms! Look, here's one: @mystery-salad's Joel <3

#repostober #gw2 #gw2 art #norn #freya spiritslayer #joel heister

[what-yadoking-likes]

*Joy, videoing herself at a selfie angle*

Joy: calling heisters by their government names, Part 2!

Joy: Nicolas Poitiiieeeeeerr, how’s it going?

Chains: *side-eyeing Joy in disbelief* that’s Petty Officer Nicolas Poitier to you, kid.

Joy: wait, really?

Chains: *turns* GET DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY-

Joy: *runs, video becomes shaky footage of the ground passing under her feet as she flees*

*Approaching Wolf*

Joy: good morning Ulf Andersson from Sweden!

Wolf: mornin’- *double takes, pausing as he goes to sip his coffee* *stares at Joy incredulously* ...

Joy: *innocently* what?

Wolf: *says nothing but keeps his narrowed eyes on Joy*

Joy: *zooms in on Jacket’s face*

Jacket: ...?

Joy: ...

Jacket: ...

Joy: ... nah.

#Joy #Chains #Payday 2 #Wolf #non-canonical surnames for the heisters #possibly #also I researched Navy SEALs ranks but by research I mean I googled it and spent no more than 30 seconds on it #I am a genius writer #I was gonna make some stuff up for Chains' surname #he was gonna be Nicolas Washington CAN YOU BELIEVE LMAO #but I figured giving him his live-action and VA name from Payday 2 would suffice #Jacket

[silvercrane14]

i need you to help me workshop an oc his name is Heist, and he has sharp teeth, and a tic that pulls up the corners of his mouth to make him smile when he doesnt mean to. he wears a face mask to cover that most of the time. but thats all i got

Nods nods ok I see. I already love him actually. Is he part of a specific spicyverse?

#hes giving bandit slash pirate slash mercinary slash. yknow. heister #crane answers #spicy 🌶

[corkisms]

Hey cork duke is a very prim n proper kinda guy, do u think he irons and drycleans his pink hopper outfit? I think he does.

he only gets the damn thing drycleaned because when he accidentally left it in with the rest of his laundry he had to replace all his favorite shirts

#chains suggests he just fucken bleach em like any normal person would and duke recoils like hes been struck. its just not the SAME #now im wondering what safehouse-wide laundry day looks like.. i wanna see what the heisters wear when all the Good Clothes are in the wash #i ended up doing this during class which is why it might look a little wonky 😭 couldnt get the image out of my head #payday 2dles #payday 2

[mystery-salad]

Well I know I'm in too deep, to solve this by myself...

So Joel is getting a small retcon to its plot! Instead of taking the body of its pet smokescale upon death, the reaching out it does hits the Vinetooth that killed it instead.

Waking up from a haze after a second that feels like an eternity, having grazed death but clawed out into another mind...your first sight being the blood on your hands claws and your body tossed to the side like a broken doll.

Your cry comes out a wrecked screech as your terrified friends try to escape with your body, they can't leave you behind. But they are. They run from you now, you take an arrow to your shoulder as they flee, it was meant to hit something more vital you know it. It does, in a way.

How do you fix this?

#gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 fan submission #gw2 human #joel heister #LISTEN PLEASE LIKE THESE PLEASE LOVE THESE THEY'RE COMPOSITES FROM 3 DIFFERENT SCREENSHOTS EACH #I DIED TO GET THESE VINETOOTH SHOTS AND THAT'S NOT THE DEATH PICTURED #PLEASE THIS TOOK SO MUCH EFFORT AND WORK PLEASE TELL ME IF YOU LIKE IT

[dj123vbasement]

Drawing for my bestie @heisterboi

#my art #heister oc

[manekinoodle]

hey did anyone else see this: https://paydaythegame.com/dotime-gettime

food for the three dragan fans out there (affectionate)

#payday 3 #payday 2 #dragan #seriously! all but confirming dragan being back as a heister or contractor

[fairytalemovies]

Ejnar Hans Jensen - Alkymistsang

#jul på slottet #christmas calendar #music #ejnar hans jensen #bodil heister

[flucklightoficial]

😱

#payday #pd2 #payday3 #payday the heist #new heisters #joy #pearl