Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!
I started this in like mid/late March I believe
This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.
I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol
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i think 12-13 year old tim and cassie actually met via the archaeology subreddit. specifically, they have each other blocked because cassie, echoing her mom's derogatory opinions of private archaeological collectors who just keep things for themselves instead of helping the field with research, posted something that tim took as derogatory about [people like] his parents, and they got into the kind of nasty argument in the comments that only 13 year olds on the internet can truly brew up before a mod locked the thread. they don't realize this was each other for several years. cassie's still mad about it tho
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Good morning Helena!!
- Missy ( @oopstoomanymasters )
Good morning Missy! How was your night?
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If I can find you, so can Lilith. Not to alarm you, but she already knows where you live. I'm sorry I can't do more. - CV
Previous / Next
Helena: Since when do you read the newspaper? I’ve barely seen you crack a book in your entire life.
Julia: I’m catching up on the latest Copperdale Creep atta- [glances up from paper] Holy crap. You look terrible.
Helena: Gee, thanks.
Julia: And you still don’t think you should see a doctor?
Helena: Stop pestering me! Must I remind you who’s the adult here?
Julia: Barely. And being an adult doesn’t mean you can’t be a dumb-ass. You’re more stubborn that Banjo when I try to drag him into the bath!
Helena: I can’t believe you just compared me to a dog.
Julia: Well, if the collar fits…
Helena: [laughing] You’re the worst.
Julia: Anyway, this says a park ranger was ambushed while she was on duty a couple nights ago.
Helena: Oh my God. [hesitantly] Did she survive?
Julia: Just barely. She told the police her attacker was definitely human but, like, freaky fast and strong. Who is this weirdo? It’s like they get off on leaving people almost for dead, or else they’re just a super crappy murderer, in which case they’ll 100% be caught soon.
Helena: [shifting uncomfortably] Yeah, I hope so.
Julia: By the way, you got a package. I found it on the porch this morning. It’s only got your name on it, no return address or postage. Strange, huh? Are you sure you don’t have a stalker? Oh, maybe it’s a bomb! Wait, I picked it up and brought it inside, so it’s probably not a bomb. What if it’s anthrax?
[partially visible glimpse of Helena's handwritten name on the box]
Helena: I think it’s from a… friend.
Julia: What kind of friend dumps a box on your porch without stopping to say hi? Hey, come on! You’re really not going to let me see what’s inside?
Helena: What is this? A fucking care package?
[close-up of a handwritten letter: If I can find you, so can Lilith. Not to alarm you, but she already knows where you live. I'm sorry I can't do more. -CV
Helena: [scoffs incredulously] Coward.
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you see when i say i want fandom to remember helena bertinelli exists i don't mean it in a she gets to come over for the big sunday family dinner now kind of way
i mean it in a she hosts her own big sunday family dinner that no one is actually invited to but they all end up showing up one at a time starting with tim because he decided he'd rather have dinner there than at wayne manor kind of way
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💛🌼🌼💛 send this to the twelve nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and if you get five back you must be pretty awesome <333
Thanks bby ilyy <3333
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yeah range in an actor is great but i love it when actors have a niche of a character type they almost exclusively play. for example elijah wood's is 'pathetic wet little man' and david tennant's is 'sad slut'
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Ever see those posts about women having massive babies because their husbands are huge like Hawaiin/secretly Shaquille o neal?. No? Am I the only one who gets all the baby content despite being child free???
ANYWAY I feel like no one talks about the potential of any bio kid of Bruce being massive. Like yeah Bruce is normal sized and so is Damian/Helena/Terry but like what if they weren't? Thomas Wayne was a big dude and he wasn't even a fighter!
Can you imagine Martha carting around 4 month old Bruce who is somehow the size of a 3 year old and she just narrows her eyes at Thomas like this is your fault and Thomas just shrugs because Wayne men are just Like That™
Fast forward to Talia who sees Damian's projected growth and size and is like 'you want me to carry what???? Where?????' and like immediately sets up for him to be a test tube baby cuz ain't no way.
Diana (in that weird timeline where Bruce and Diana have a kid) thinks nothing of it and just has the baby. Both her and Bruce are warriors so naturally their child would be sturdy.
Selina bitches at Bruce every chance she gets because the fuck you mean her toddler is 4 but Helena looks like she in the senior year of high school and the star quarterback???
Terry McGinnis' mom immediately know that something is off because her husband isn't built like that and she has seen baby pictures of him and he wasn't this absolute unit at the age of 42 weeks.
Not that any of them are like fat, just dense and grows fast. Cute babies but tf u mean they are not a year yet and look like a full sized toddler???
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I was just reading the fan translation of chapter 9 of Moriarty The Patriot: The Remains by @we-intentionally-exude-calmness(which thanks alot for making my day with this).
"Hey, it's been a while, Helena"
WHEN I TELL YOU, I SQUEALED SO FREAKING LOUDLY
WE GET MORE HELENA-WILLIAM INTERACTIONS!!!!!
I CAN PASS ON HAPPILY NOW
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