You can call yourself a lesbian but condoning R*ylo is peak heterosexuality. Embarrassing and disgusting
You're right anon. It is embarrassing and disgusting. What could be more wretched, more tragic, than the moment Mickey Mouse burst into my apartment, astonishing me as I laid in a feathered robe on my bed, the midst of polishing my strap-on?
What could be more terrible than him leveling a begloved, corpse-white finger at me and demanding I morally condone a hot goth kissing a magic ingenue?
I tried to resist, I really did. I clung to my lesbian accoutrements, calling on the spirit of Leslie Feinberg to protect me, but to no avail. The Mouse forced a heterosexuality card into my hand and in that moment, it was all over. My pussy closed for business, my cats deserted me, and I started researching super bowl buffalo chicken dip recipes.
God, if only blockbusters weren't the only way to ascertain goodness. but the Bible (a thing I know about now, because I'm straight) is clear on this issue. As Christ said:
Ye shall know them by their ships. ... A good tree cannot bring forth evil ships, neither can a corrupt tree bring forth good ships. Every tree that bringeth not forth good ships is hewn down, and cast into the fire. Wherefore by their ships ye shall know them." (Matthew 7:15 - 20)
Marvel can’t have Loki poetically refer to love as a dagger that you can see yourself in and then have Tom Hiddleston call both Loki and Mobius’s relationship as mirrors of each other (blossoming a kinship that they themselves aren’t aware of initially) and then not have me lose my mind