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[norisquared]

Ash: Being a human is so confusing because you are basically an animal with a soul, so sometimes you're like, "am I experiencing a profound spiritual desolation or have I not eaten enough for breakfast?" Impossible to tell.

Eiji, kissing the top of his head: Pancakes?

Ash, smiling: Pancakes.

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[norisquared]

Skip: Ouch, I cut my finger!

Eiji: Let me kiss it to make it better!

Skip: ...How does that help?

Eiji: Whenever I or my sister got hurt, my mom kissed it to make it better, and it always worked!

[later]

Ash: Hey Shorter, I know that this sounds weird but I need you to punch my lip really really hard.

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[norisquared]

Sing: Why are Ash and Eiji sitting back to back?

Shorter: They had a fight.

Sing: Okay, then why are they holding hands?

Shorter: They get sad when they fight.

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[norisquared]

Ash: Bones. Kong. While I’m gone, you’re in charge.

Both: Yes!

Ash, whispering: Alex, you’re secretly in charge.

Alex: Obviously.

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[norisquared]

Eiji: I don’t know how to tell you this, Ash, but you’re in love with me.

Ash: What?

Ash:

Ash: Oh my god, I am.

Sing: What kind of confession did I just witness?

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[norisquared]

[After an argument]

Eiji: [Making Ash some lunch]

Eiji: This was not made with love today, just so you know.

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[norisquared]

Shorter: Yo, you want a tarot reading?

Ash: These are Pokemon cards.

Shorter: You get a Bidoof, it means fuck you.

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[norisquared]

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[norisquared]

Ash: Try not to accidentally kill anyone.

Shorter: I’m not an idiot, Ash. I know how to kill people on purpose.

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[norisquared]

Sing: Okay, that's enough! No more talking about Ash!

Eiji: But you told me to get it out of my system...

Sing: I had no idea how much you had in your system!

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[norisquared]

Yut Lung: God, that little Japanese brat follows you around like a puppy, I hate him!

Ash:

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[norisquared]

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[norisquared]

Ash: I kissed Eiji.

Shorter: And?

Ash: I thought you'd be a little more surprised.

Shorter: I'm sorry...

Shorter, in a mocking shocked voice: And?

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[norisquared]

Yut Lung: Well, Sing, if you want to get something done, you need to make sure you’re doing it for the right reasons.

Sing: Like...

Yut Lung: Spite. If you want to get anything done, you have to do it out of spite.

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[norisquared]

Shorter: [slaps bag on park table and digs in] Mornin’.

Ash: It’s 2 in the afternoo– are those egg mcmuffins?

Shorter: Mm-hmm. Want one?

Ash: It’s. 2. In. The. Afternoon. Where did you get those?

Shorter: The McDaddy down the road. I found out they have a lil' special offer going on. Apparently they serve breakfast after 10:30 if you bring in a gun.

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[norisquared]

Ash: [rolls over in bed and knees Eiji in the ribs]

Eiji: Ow! You kneed me.

Ash: [sleepily] Yeah, I do need you

Eiji: [voice cracking] Oh

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