#hello? jason stans? what the FUCK

[dairy-farmer]

Okay but a magical toy that pulls a green lantern "needs it most" routine? BRILLIANT. The chaos! The secrets! The PINING. And you KNOW I am, as always, trying to convert people to my Civilian!Tim Stan club~! It always causes so much more CHAOS when he's off the Bat Leash! So IMAGINE it:

Some uppity magic user. Trying to Make It In Gotham(tm). Realizing the HARD way that Bat-boot to the face is how Batman says hello. Panic flailing and shooting off every spell he knows. Landing none.

Throws THAT spell. The one he learned for his girlfriend but then she dumped him and he never got to use it. (Look he's PANICKING, okay?!) But he ALSO smashes it together with... something? He's not sure. He's trying and failing to dodge.

It HITS something.

Tim, on a roof. Trips over a bit of piping he doesn't see and gets hit. Oh no! But? Huh. He's fine? Sweet. Back to pictures then. The night concludes. But WAIT! This is an AU! Tim is a civilian! So who's ROBIN? Jason! Stressed as hell. B is being unreasonable and Damian's a Lil [redacted]. But what is THIS? Upon his bed? A fleshlight?

Real cute guys. Probably Dick's way of telling him to calm down. Or some creepy olive branch from B. Who knows. But he checks it out. And it feels AMAZING. Life like. He honestly gets engrossed, playing with it, exploring it. Wondering how it works. It even gets WET! It's a tight fit but he works it down onto to himself. Works loose and squelching. Oozing with he's lost COUNT of how many loads. It's the BEST.

It's the first night of Timmy's new night issues. Sometimes even DAY issues. Every night it's someone different. Some are super human fast. Some are so big he feels impaled. Sometimes they clearly aren't human. They slide in to him like they have every right to use him for their pleasure. To take and ram and fill him up then LEAVE. Oozing seed and twitching on the floor or on his bed or at school. Whenever THEY decide. And he has to hide it. Be the respectable Drake heir.

And the Cape community? Losing their damn minds! There is a toy. SOMEWHERE. THEIR toy, as far as they're concerned, and they CANT FIND IT. They NEED it back. It's the best stress relief of their LIFE. Someone TOOK it.

And of course, after the pounding of a life time by a Kryptonian. That poor stuffed hole flickers away to the next horny soul. Constantine. Who's like. "The fuck. This is attached to someone." He respectfully, caps it up, and brings it in. Cue mass glaring and cold sweating. What'cha got there john?

Well, some poor soul is LITERALLY getting fucked over... *continues reporting*

*dots connect in various heads*

Hysteria. What would their mother's say. Not even a drink first! They have SO many make up orgasms to give somebody. They have to find them! Before anyone ELSE! They are the ONLY one who would treat that pus- I mean, PERSON right!

And Tim? Prayers answered. The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak, man. You think he can keep up with Earth's Finest? Let him die a little, okay?? Just... just pass out for a bit. Festive little coma. Oww his puss. Brutes. All of them brutes. When he finds out, he gonna demand to be ROMANCED. Get the GUCCI fan merch. Seduced! THE MOST pillow of pillow princesses! D:< Justice for Tim puss!

tim's poor pussy 🥺🥺🥺 tim's little baby no-longer-a-virgin puss has been put through the wringer, always getting fondled, fingered, licked, or fucked. he hasn't gotten a break longer than a few hours since it began. sometimes the cocks inside him keep going even after tim can feel their thick cum sitting inside him. the worst part about the toy (or rather the best part of it for people using it) is that all the cum released into it is absolutely pressed into tim.

tim spends most of his days getting sloppily wet and having cum pumped into him. by the time that it reaches constantine and they're able to reverse engineer both the magician and find the "victim" in all of this- tim is already several weeks pregnant 😱. all the heroes who have been fucking tim all have to come to terms with the fact that they MAY have knocked up this civilian👀👀👀

#anonymous #asks #answered asks

[yonemurishiroku]

hello! I know you super-ship jasico but I was wondering if you got any pernico fanfic recs? Ty! :D

wdym but? Just because I super-ship jasico doesn't mean I can't be obsessed with percico now can I? I'm a man (girl. woman. danger to society, if u will) of everything.

sorry losing track LOL anw you don't specify your references so I'm seriously going in blind here lmao. Imma just suggest those I love the most amongst my bookmarks then. There would be explicit content and i'd try to include as many warnings as i can think of, alrity

Everything by BobInTheComments. I barely read 1/10 of their works but I KNOW they're all brilliant. Trust me.

Again, everything by Doevademe (OriginalDaemon). Trust me.

too much poison in these veins and frankly? Everything by fuckin_rodent (I don't advise trying if you're a Will stan tho, and the content is pretty heavy sometimes btw)

betsib has some amazing works too! One of my favourites is Rest your head close to my heart wherein Nico and Percy have to take care of a baby legacy of Zeus (go figure) and Percy realizes his feelings!

The Who We Are series bc I cried

Fire Bringer by wewhofightmonsters: Percico in Prometheus' POV. It hurts so much. I cry every time for Prometheus and Nico's friendship. 😭😭😭

[with symphonies playing in a] World without Sound by shadowtraveled (orphan_account): THIS HURTS. But I love it. Because it's one of the rare ones that depict an unusual take on Percico of mine. Basically it's about Nico leaving, Hazel is sad, and Percy has an epiphany but it's too late. The author left it undone IMO but the work itself is beautifully heart-wrenching.

When the River Meets the Sea by bvnne: Again, shared custody. What's wrong with Percico and shared custody and babies?????

Where do I Begin? by Mitsumi in which Percy, Jason and Piper embark on a quest through Nico's memories to save him. Fuk u Cupid. Pls mind the tags btw.

Wash Me Throughly by creepy_crawly: This is short and kinda like a little treat LOL. Summary: "Percy helps Nico wash up, and gets a little jealous of the water." It's really what it is.

Only Human by Avaetin: “Will you be able to kill me, Percy?” Dark Nico. The villain in me is cackling.

Surfer Kid and Ghost Boy by exul_ansis: Gamers AU. Nico has mental problems. Percy thinks he is a failure. They try to help each other. PLS READ THIS JKASDHASKJDHASKJ

Shuffle 50 by ZoudiaxZoe: Topic: Drug Use. They're both a mess. Implied cousin-incest, if you will, their family is just fucked up. BUT PLS READ THIS 😭😭😭

I have a lot more but frankly I don't know if I should include lolol this is probably too many anyway.

I hope you enjoy!!! Please don't forget to show the authors some support if you can! ^_^)/ 💖

#as long as there's nico i don't even care who the partner(s) are LMAO #pjo fic rec #nico di angelo #percico #percico fic rec #pjo #hoo #toa #percy jackson #yone rambling #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #fanfic talk again bc what’s new anw? #fic rec

[lunadeathbed]

HELLO HELLO~

Hey! I'm Luna, a fanfic writer I enjoy doing this stuff so I'll poste on here every so often. I'm also open to suggestions if anyone wants something specific.

I'm writing for these fandoms:

Visual Novels :

• My Dear Hatchet Man - Alan

• 14 Days With You - Ren

• Sunny Day Jack - Jack (Possibly Shaun & Ian)

• SNAGEMON - Garrett (Bram and King will be added after the game updates)

• John Doe - John

• Comfort Pillow - Illow/Siorce

• Honey Hotline - Fone, Amesy, Seon

• Blooming Panic - Xyx, NakedToster, Nightowl, Quest

• Slasher Dating Sim - Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers (Haven't written for any of the other boys but I'll try 'em out once there routes are released)

OL1 - Cove (Sorry to Baxter Derek and Jeremy enjoyers)

OL2 - Qiu, Tamarack, Daren, (Possibly some Baxter if I feel up to it.)

Media :

• Marble Hornets - Jay, Tim, Brian, Alex, Jessica, Amy (Mostly Jam, poly Tim Jay and Brian, also some angst, im open to other suggestions tho)

• VTubers - Nigisanji En, Indie creators (I'll probably be doing Shoto x Vox Akuma and some x reader stuff, I don't know to many indie creators so if anyone wants to suggest someone specific, tag there Twitch or YouTube with your suggestion)

South Park - Kenny, Stan, Kyle, Cartman mainly (Probably quiet a bit of aged up high school scenarios, Creek, Style sometimes Stan and Wendy will be together for plot purposes, Himan I know there toxic as fuck but what can u do, also a little bit of Bunny if anyone asks, if I'm writing a reader X character then if they are canonically gay or lesbian they will be catered towards there respective audiences)

My Comfort Levels :

I'm mostly comfortable with writing everything there are a few things I refuse to write though.

No Thankyou List :

• Non-con (Pretty self explanatory)

Minor sexualisation (If characters are young in the original fandom they will be aged up)

• Hardcore gore (Nothing that can be described as gut wrenching, other gore is fine)

• SOME Kinks (Anything I find uncomfortable, I'll still do other kink stuff tho)

• If there is any content creators that do not feel comfortable with fanfiction being written about them please don't ask for me to write about them. (PLEASE check if the creator you are asking to be written about is comfortable with it!)

• Nothing I just generally am uncomfortable with

!THIS LIST WILL GROW AND BE UPDATED!

#14 days with you #my dear hatchet man #snaggemon #sunny day jack #honey hotline vn #jhon doe #blooming panic #slashers #comfort pillow vn #mdhm game #14dwy #sdj jack #14dwy redacted #14dwy ren #mdhm alan #alan orion #thief garrett #sdj ian #sdj shaun #honey hotline fone #illow #jason voorhees #michael myers #marble hornets #brian marble hornets #jay marble hornets #blooming panic xyx #our life now and forever #our life beginnings & always #tim sutton

[hopelesslyromanticshark]

AHHHHHH I ALMOST MADE IT! I WAS SO DAMN CLOSE AHHHHH 😭

Then my hand went numb and my phone fell down to my face and my nose- MY NOSE SLIPPED!?

And my mother scolded me for giggling and laughing at middle of the night because of you.

Yes YOU, who made me cry for thinking how much of a good father Jason could have been. And than making me laugh for poor exchange student in your class.

And making me rolling giggling mess with those CUTE writings of yours.

So thank you for emotional roller coaster. I gotta sneak into kitchen and get me some ice for my nose before I keep searching AGAIN.

BY THE WAT I LOVE ANS ADORE THE DRIVING SCENE OF THE BOYS! That's what got me scolded BUT IT WAS THE PURE SEROTONIN I NEEDED AT 3 AM! The laughter I had was so worth the scold. Thank you for giving me what uncle Rick failed to. Love and stan you for it 🫡

AHHHH GIRL GO TO BED AND STOP PISSING YOUR MOTHER OFF LMAO- im sure that was one hell of a ride, reading through all the stuff you missed lmao.

THOSE BOYS WERE DETERMINED TO MAKE A COUPLE HAPPEN THAT NIGHT FOR SURE- also 'Thank you for giving me what uncle Rick failed to' is such a huge fucking compliment as im rereading the books rn and this man is so fucking funny- like who allowed him to understand my teenage brain so well??? hello???

anyways, GO TO BED I LUV YOU TOO BUT GO TO BED

#return to sender ౨ৎ #all my love ౨ৎ

[ratking7031]

intro??? what????

hello i am ratking (otherwise known as the arkham knight apologist) and i recently opened tumblr again after like two years so i wanted to make an intro and explain my new blog!!!! crazy right!!!!

okay so i used to be called 'excalibur-in-the-stone' (thank god that's over) and i also used to be/still am in the School for Good and Evil fandom (tbh watching that shit movie and the two trashy books that came out subsequently made me lose interest)

nowadays!! i am into the following:

TSOA (also the Iliad but fuck canon and the horse it rode in on)

bojack horseman (#1 todd chavez supporter and enabler)

gorillaz (noodle my little sckrunkly baby awww)

DC (jason todd apologist always (RHATO new 52 jason ARGSH))

community (TROBED TROBED TROBED TROBED TROBED)

west side story (riff apologist until i die (or he dies (but he's dead)))

umm i am really into music so here are some people i listen to!

gorillaz (obviously!! like duh!!! (p1 and p2 on top))

kendrick lamar (tpab go BRRRR)

arctic monkeys (TBHC is the best album to ever exist and bald alex YUM)

mitski (I AM A LAUREL HELL LOVER FUCKING FIGHT ME)

joji (sobs but also b1 but also nectar but also)

tyler the creator (NEW ALBUM WHEN????)

MF DOOM (vaudville villain on top)

frank ocean (sorry)

so anyways i may or may not be active but also i want to get back into writing so we'll see how it goes!!! yippee!!! (stan jayroy for clear skin)

#introduction

[tumblingxelian]

I posted 58,200 times in 2022

That's 2,223 more posts than 2021!

404 posts created (1%)

57,796 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@short-wooloo

@aspiringwarriorlibrarian

@aalghul

@seeyouguyslater

@fishyfod

I tagged 2,682 of my posts in 2022

#rwby spoilers - 549 posts

#rwby: ice queendom spoilers - 460 posts

#ice queendom spoilers - 443 posts

#rwby iq spoilers - 440 posts

#rwby - 184 posts

#rwby9 - 87 posts

#rwby9 spoilers - 83 posts

#youtube - 81 posts

#cat - 77 posts

#dog - 42 posts

Longest Tag: 140 characters

#this would be so funnybut as previous tags mentioned imagine jason swapping with stephand not only pre reveal - pre red hood!like. he's prob

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

I find the whole “The step sisters were just kids, Cinder shouldn’t have killed them, it was wrong” thing very weird because like.

Cinder was a child too????

Why exactly is the tortured slave child being held as more accountable for her actions taken in a situation where they came to harm her; than the people who expressly came there to torture her or have fun watching her be tortured? 

169 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

#4

A Stephanie Brown operating outside the ‘jurisdiction’ of Batman or Oracle, or any other Hero would be a terrifying force to behold, so I claim. 

Mostly, cos I don’t think she’d like, or trust cops (This is Pre Batgirl Steph obviously) and at best view them as a tool, and most often as an obstacle. 

In this context she operates more like a vigilante than a ‘super hero’. In the sense that she’s doling out what she deems to be justice or otherwise necessary within her moral framework and lived experience. 

Thus, if you’re sent to rough up a store or the like, she’ll chase you off but that’s it. 

On the other hand, if you’re an abusive pimp she’ll break both your arms, legs & jaw. 

If she comes across someone’s drug shipment she’ll just destroy it over handing it to cops. 

If you’re sorting cash as  mobster then she’ll bludgeon you and your guards senseless, take the money & donate it. 

Corrupt politicians, that stuff is going straight to ever gossip rag in town and then to the internet, possibly accompanied by some mandatory violence.

If you’re a cop abusing your position, oh boy, enjoy being blindsided in your own home and knocked senseless. Plus if the department tries to act up, hello sabotaged cars, & systems. 

She also knows the difference between people just doing crime out of desperation or cos its all they can do, Vs the people pulling the strings, VS people who relish even their miniscule power over others and acts accordingly. 

Stephanie Brown is here to break exploitative enterprises over her knee, not do police work, or support the status quo, fuck the status quo. 

204 notes - Posted July 5, 2022

#3

Why Changing Adam Taurus Doesn’t Work

So, while I think the issues with the White Fang material in RWBY are overstated (Save for Sienna Khan content, may she be long remembered! And also returned please!!) I do agree they are there. 

And I also think that not quite everyone who suggests Adam’s role be changed to address this are just his stans being awful. However I still think these people are wrong. 

My contention with people who bring it up is not just or even really because there are asshole Adam stans who make edits of Ada killing Blake & Yang or write and say gross stuff or otherwise want him to be the MC. Those people suck but they also are not worth engaging with. The tension with people not like that bringing up changes to Adam that they feel could improve the White Fang storyline (Which I have always said has its flaws) is, yes, partially that I think other characters could fit the roll better but why do I want them for that role? Well let me tell you, its not just personal preference. Its because Blake's story has a lot of different layers, narratively, thematically, characteristically, and a lot of that is heavily tied up in her history with Adam and his efforts to take the White Fang and use it as a vehicle for his own glorification. On the main level, we've obviously got the usual storyline, moral conflicts, selfishness VS selfness, protecting the innocent, ETC, that's also fine and surface level and often what I think people focus on but there's more to it than that. For instance, there's people who describe Blake as bein something of a 'ranger prince' thematically speaking and it fits well. Blake was born into the White Fang her family has a strong history with the White Fang. (If we go by the comics, Adam quickly zeroed in on Blake's last name) 

There's flags and symbology, battles for political influence and the influence of a nation, of ideals and souls, of the 'prince' being led astray, and seeking redemption as a ranger before returning home to claim their birthright. Within this thematic narrative, Adam is essentially stealing Blake's agency and narrative, and thematic role by taking the White Fang, he's the pretender to the throne, the thief. Then there's her story on a personal narrative level, Blake's story is about someone who was groomed, gaslit, abused and who ultimately had to flee her abuser in a bid to save herself from being consumed by them entirely while viewing herself as a coward for doing so, convinced she should have fixed him, convinced he and his allies actions are her personals responsibility. It s a story about an abuse victim finding her way to a safe space, finding a support network that will stand by her in tough times, won't blame her for his actions, won't abuse her and will in fact actively try to help and protect her. Then she's found, he tears down her life, and again, cursing herself as a coward for how he's twisted her mind she runs, to protect her loved one's and punish herself. Yet despite that she finds her family again, one she feared would never welcome her back, but they do, and she sees a friend grappling with similar but different problems to herself and manages to help pull her from the same unhealthy circumstances she was in. Blake is revitalized, she's healing and she returns, rejecting Adam's influence over her, avoiding being drawn into his twisted mind games, and she reunites with the people who were first there for her when she escaped him. Then, in the ensuing volume they have their final face off. she's not alone, she's not afraid and she's not going to let him win again. Its a story of an abuse victim overcoming their abuser, of overcoming their trauma and finally being able to move on, her story doesn't 'end' there like in so many others, it goes on as she moves onto bigger and better things. 

That story resonates with a lot of people who have faced abuse, its a story that rather particularly would not benefit from stuff trying to give Adam more 'competence' or 'depth' or otherwise better qualities. (And if someone wants to argue abusers are people too, sure, but call me only when you want to start humanizing Jac Schnee to... Or rather. Don't. Please don't.) The point is, there's a lot more to Blake's story and more to the point a lot for major reasons not to try and change the story to Adam's benefit by rewriting him as a mentor or a more "Grey" figure. Because it completely removes these aspects entirely from Blake's own history, from one of the title characters arcs. 

Ultimately, Adam was a personal villain for Blake, Blake is a main character, her story and trauma shouldn't be subordinated or erased for the benefit of his character. If someone wans the White Fang plot-line to better handle these topics, Sienna, Illia, the Albain's and more are right there, ready and willing to be utilized, and they all can be without it doing any harm to Blake's personal narrative.

279 notes - Posted March 3, 2022

#2

So there were several comics where Crystal made it clear she suspected Stephanie of criminal activity. & even upon discovering her vigilantism, she seemed to think Steph doing that was also an indicator she would become just like Arthur. 

Meanwhile Bruce constantly saw his dead son in Stephanie and clearly expected she’d meet the same heroic but tragic fate as Jason. 

What I am saying is, Steph really gets a lot of people projected onto her and its interesting the two adult figures she cared about most share this problem. 

In a slightly more comedic take: 

Crystal: My daughter is dooming herself to a life of violent criminality, this is inevitable. Bruce: Your daughter is dooming herself to a heroic, but ultimately foolish and violent end. Stephanie: Does anyone want to actually engage with what I, Stephanie do and say or feel? Both: Hush child, we are speaking for you.

364 notes - Posted January 8, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

I think those AU's where Catra ends up at the Rebellion in place of Adora -with or without the sword- miss out on the real juicy feels and drama with their insistence on remaking the Best Friend Squad/Super Pal Trio. Cos Catra would not want new friends, and would be difficult to get along with as a policy decision 9 times out of 10. Glimmer, Bow, most of the other Princesses would struggle, & unlike canon when Catra joined up there's no Adora or circumstances to ease the process. But have her interact with Angella or Casta, or any vaguely patient and slightly emphatic maternal figure and Catra will be eating out of their hand in a week and plotting the Horde's downfall for them in the next. &  to me sounds like it'd be fascinating to read about and unique.

384 notes - Posted May 22, 2022

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[buttercupsbitch]

im finally watching under the red hood (ik a jason stan who hasnt seen it, blasaphemous) and holy shit. Ive got so much to say abt this.

Firstly, the line "tell the big man i said hello" is both horrible and amazing. Joker planted the bomb. he knew jason was not leaving that place. He was telling jason to say hi to god.

on that note, joker comparing him to dick? awful. not only did bruce do it, but others too?

dick/nightwing is so funny??? i love it honestly

the idea that joker was innocent before batman caused his insanity just adds a whole new layer to jason using the name, red hood. both of his biggest regrets under the same name? 10/10

batman beating joker to the point hes in a body cast for six months over jason?? good. shouldve killed him.

dick being shocked that bruce thanked him is very sad??

i love little jason and his quips. its so cute and totally doesnt make me wonder if he was doing all the showy flips and lines to mimic dick bc he thinks thats the robin bruce wants

the way bruce puts the pieces together, i lowkey hope it hurt him to even think about it

jason said "these hands rated pg-17. gotta be an adult"

JASON SAYING "YOU HEARD WRONG" abt them saying he uses his power to kill for money bc REALLY HES PROTECTING KIDS

"What took you so long?" "Shut up and fight"

"I missed watching you work" man was not even trying to hide his identity was he

He pushed him out of the fucking way.

"be glad i only killed one" yessir. god i adore it here.

i love jensen ackles all the time but him as my favorite adoptive trauma buddy is the best thing ever. the quips yall.

maybe its my trauma but i like that bruce is blaming himself.

the amount of fucks that joker had in black mask scene is hilarious and very relatable. "not these guys. cause well. theyre kinda dead"

ive been saying ra's wrong. i thought it was pronounced Rays not raysh.

im glad that ra's feels bad. good. fuck you too.

also 10/10 for Talia. bc shes hot af in this movie, would watch anything that had her starring in this art style.

jason absolutely going ham on the league after they resurrect him is very on brand honestly.

BRUCE JUST LEAVNG WHILE RA'S IS TALKING FUCKING GOLD ok

"his life and his death are my greatest failures" good. feel bad you shit show. on that note, when he says life, im assuming he meant the way he treated him not yk actually regretting his life.

my partner. 10/10 my soldier 0/10

"MOTORCYLE FETISH" i love that so much. never heard anything better.

jason is legitimately so smart ok. the whole plan.

what is joker's obsession with slumber parties?

"something you helped make" i love it so much.

i hate that he was right that bruce would come save joker.

"crap." the deadman expression ik that man was wearing under that awful mask.

"what bothers you more? that your greatest failure has returned from the grave?" he thinks that he is the greatest failure when really its his death. awful.

"antiquated sense of morality" agreed. fuck him.

"i thought id be the last person you would let him hurt." how much more can you hurt me?

i hate that the reasoning behind keeping joker alive is actually just his own moral dilemma, no matter how much he says it isnt.

jason just wanted bruce to pick him one time. that was it.

becoming a child soldier was the best day of his life. let that sink in.

why do we never get to see adult jason's face? unfair.

#bruce wayne #jason todd #batman under the red hood #batman #batfam #dick grayson #alfred is the only valid one #fuck joker

[sleepysloth99]

House of Ashes Cast in Quarantine (ft Clarice, Joey, and Merwin) Part 1 of ???

Jason is on vc

Jason: "Hey people."

Rachel: "NO SERIOUSLY--Okay Jason I need your opinion on something."

Jason: "Shoot."

Rachel: "Is Levi a good character? Why or why not?"

Jason: "Wait what--"

Eric: "HE'S OVERRATED. TERRIBLE. DISGUSTING. VULGAR GOBLIN."

Rachel: "NO ONE ASKED YOU ERIC."

Eric: "NO CAUSE EVER SINCE QUARANTINE STARTED AND SHE WATCHED SOME ATTACK ON TITAN, NOW SHE CAN'T SHUT UP ABOUT LEVER OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS."

Rachel: "HIS NAME IS LEVI--"

Eric: "Yeah, yeah whatever."

Rachel: "Least I didn't become a Genshin Impact fan."

Eric: "Actually it's a very pleasant game with nice gameplay. My favorite character is Jean mostly because she looks like Saber."

Rachel in the Discord chat: "Genshin Impact and Fate fans🤢🤢🤢"

Jason: "^So true. I'm gonna have to agree with Rachel here. Genshin Impact fans are kinda maybe sorta toxic. Then again I play Persona 5 so I can't be talking."

Eric: "Persona fans🤮🤮🤮"

Jason: "Least Persona games got a story. What does Genshin have? Anime lolis?"

Eric: "No, Genshin has a storyline. A really good one at that. What does Persona 5 have? Groomers?"

Jason: "Only if you choose to date the adults but yeah that is gross."

Nick: "It's gross but Tae though..."

Jason: "Tae is nice but Kawakami???"

Nick: "No. Kawakami in the maid outfit and pigtails makes me cringe."

Jason: "Same Nicky. They should've let her have her normal hair. Thoughts on Sae?"

Nick: "Wish they made her a route."

Eric: "Here we see Persona fans in their natural habitat. But soon the two will fight about which underage waifu has the biggest boobs."

Rachel: "No Eric, you're thinking about My Hero Academia fans. Persona fans fight about whether Persona 5 should go on Switch or Playstation 2."

Eric: "I bet Jason's waifu is Futaba."

Jason: "Quit projecting colonel."

Nick: "Fate fans be like; watch Fate! The order is Fate Stay Night but that's a spoiler for the manga but the manga is a spoiler for Fate Zero but Fate Zero kinda spoils both so--"

Eric: "Actually the order is Fate/Zero, Fate/Stay Night, Fate/Stay Night: Unlimited Blade Works, Fate/Stay Night: Heaven’s Feel, Fate/kaleid liner PRISMA ILLYA, Fate/Grand Order (anime movie), Fate Apocrypha, Fate/Extra Last Encore, and Fate/Grand Order: Zettai Majuu Sensen Babylonia".

Nick: "Didn't ask, plus don't care, plus L, plus you have an anime profile pic so you're opinion is invalid, plus ratio, plus you're white."

Jason: "DAMN NICK JUST DESTROYED ERIC BAHAHAHA."

Joey: "Yo!"

Jason: "Hey Joey, what's up?"

Joey: "Nothing. Just pissed for the first time today."

Jason: "Dude it's 5.00 pm right now."

Joey: "Yeah... and I just got out of bed."

Jason: "You okay?"

Joey: "Nah, anyways I'm loading up Genshin Impact."

Jason: "Ah nahhh not Joey too. First Eric, now Joey."

Eric: "Says the Persona fan."

Rachel: "Says the Fate fan."

Eric: "Says the Levi stan."

Joey: "Anime fans give me the ick."

Eric: "You give me the ick. Also wait are those anime figures in the background? WAIT YOU HAVE A SABER FIGURE?!"

Joey: "Yeah. Why you a Fate fan too?"

Eric: "Yeah!"

Joey: "Ew gross. Anyways what are you on right now?"

Eric: "Finished them all a year ago but Saber is still number one."

Clarice: "Hey everyone."

Everyone: "Hi."

Clarice: "How is everyone? I'm doing good. Who am I kidding? I just finished crying and now I'm eating my first meal of the day."

Rachel: "Oh that's not good. Hit me up if you need anything."

Jason: "Yeah, we're all here for you."

Eric: "I take forever to reply but yeah, I'm here."

Nick: "Yeah, we all have bad days."

Joey: "I hardly know you but hop on the voice channel with me whenever."

Merwin: "THAT'S WHAT YOUR MOM TOLD ME HEYO!"

Clarice: "Thanks everyone. And SHUT THE FUCK UP MARVIN."

Merwin: "MARVIN?!???"

Everyone laughing on the vc.

Salim: "Damn I miss everything huh?"

Jason: "Salim! Hey man!"

Salim: "Hello."

Rachel: "How's Zain doing?"

Salim: "He's at college but he's good. At least that's what he tells me. How are you all?"

Rachel: "We're okay."

Merwin: "Define 'okay'."

Rachel: "Shut the fuck up Marvin, go back to watching High Guardian Spice."

Merwin: "CAN WE STOP CALLING ME MARVIN AND FOR THE RECORD--"

Jason: "Maybe I shouldn't have hopped on vc..."

~To be continued~

#house of ashes #salim othman #hoa #dark pictures anthology #dark pictures house of ashes #jason kolcheck #eric king #nick kay #rachel king #supermassive games #nathan merwin #clarice stokes #jose gomez #hope you like this! #sorry if this sucks

[kaylorrehabcenter]

Rating Every Song on Fearless Based on How Gay it is

Hello friends! I still have a few song analyses in the pipeline (and one on Lover the album) but today in honor of Fearless (Taylor’s Edition) being announced and Love Story being released in a few hours I thought I’d do something fun to celebrate!

And you know what? Fuck my usual disclaimer, I am the word of god here. Try and change my mind about any of these. I dare you. (I kid I kid this isn’t that serious and you’re free to disagree <3)

1. Fearless 15/10

Everything about this song is so fucking gay oh my god. This isn’t a fruit, this is a whole ass edible arrangement. As a small rural town Gay (my hometown has a population of less that 4,000 and where I’m living now has a population of 2,500) this uh. Hits.

“And I don't know how it gets better than this/You take my hand and drag me head first, fearless”

Y’ALL

The idea of falling in love with someone who makes you less afraid of your homophobic small town…….it’s getting to me.

“My hands shake, I'm not usually this way but/You pull me in and I'm a little more brave/It's the first kiss, it's flawless, really something/It's fearless”

This is making me emotional, I'll be honest. I see so much of my friends and my experience in high school in this song. 

This quote I found on genius is from when the album was released on BMR’s website.

“When I wrote ‘Fearless,’ I wasn’t dating anyone. I wasn’t even in the beginning stages of dating anybody. I really was all by myself out on tour and I got this idea for a song about the best first date. I think sometimes when you’re writing love songs, you don’t write them about what you’re going through at the moment, you write about what you wish you had. So, this song is about the best first date I haven’t had yet.”

This just screams baby Tay writing gay folklore to me, about the gay stories she wish she had. Notice how there are no pronouns in this song??? Fruity I’m telling you.

All that to say. I’m crying because the linear note says “I loved you before I met you” and I want to go listen to Long Story Short and cry now.

2. Fifteen 1/10

Objectively pretty straight as she’s singing about her and Abigail’s dating boys in HS. And Taylor got with a senior guy. Good for her I suppose.

Unless he was one of the shitty ones in which case.

“This is life before you know who you're gonna be”

This however, is a cute line and the whole song makes me warm and nostalgic. You can also hear her crying after the line “and Abigail gave everything she had to a boy who changed his mind” which makes me emo and I’m sure will take on new depth after Abigail’s divorce and hurt me even more.

Other highlights that make me sob include.

“When all you wanted was to be wanted/Wish you could go back and tell yourself what you know now/Back then I swore I was gonna marry him someday/But I realized some bigger dreams of mine”

Bigger dreams of hers indeed :’)

(Also how can you say she’s a gold star lesbian when this song exists. She was obviously dating boys in high school and even if you think she’s a lesbian. Comp het is a hell of a drug kids.)

3. Love Story 8/10

Tried to change the ending indeed.

This is THE Taylor Swift song, and maybe it’s the nostalgia talking but damn I still love it. Written because she wanted to change the ending of Romeo and Juliet (how anyone likes RandJ enough to want to rewrite I have no clue.) and/or because her parents didn’t approve of a guy she was seeing. (according to genius, it would’ve been too early for Joe J so it could possibly be Boys Like Girls frontman, his image did clash with hers and they did release some cute songs together. However if you want my take it’s probably folklore about Emily, take for what you will)

This song has very oft gay vibes with the ‘They don’t approve of our love angle!’ but uses male pronouns so points redacted for that. HOWEVER this is a very early use of ~the male perspective~ in Taylor’s songs and for that it deserves all the love.

“ So I sneak out to the garden to see you/We keep quiet, 'cause we're dead if they knew/So close your eyes/Escape this town for a little while”

More rural town angst!!!

Nothing gets me more than rural town angst.

“Romeo, save me, they're trying to tell me how to feel/This love is difficult, but it's real”

Originally the lyric was “this love is different”. Granted I do not remember the source, i’s just lore implanted into my brain, but make of that what you will.

“"Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone/I love you, and that's all I really know/I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress/It's a love story, baby, just say "Yes"”

Marry me Juliet from the male perspective :)

Also worth noting. This is Karlie’s (and Kim K’s lmao) favorite Taylor song which. While basic as hell. Makes this cover sad as hell to this former Kaylor. (thanks @swiftgron-get-married for the tears <3)

Also not to make this about a man AGAIN but the secret message is “Some day I’ll find this” AND SHE DID IM CRYING.

4. Hey Stephen 1/10

The one thing Camilla Cabello and I have in common is loving this song, so I have to live with that for the rest of my life.

This song is very painfully straight.

How can you think this woman is a gold star lesbian.

The only noteworthy thing is that this is one of the few songs she confirms who it’s about. The secret message is “Love and Theft” which is the name of a country music duo who went on to open her Fearless tour. Which, does make me side eye this song a little bit.

Still a cute song.

“Hey Stephen, boy, you might have me believing/I don't always have to be alone”

5. White Horse 1/10

Oh look. It’s track five. 

You know maybe this is just me being a bitch but in my ranking of track fives this is. Pretty low. Maybe on the bottom.

Like I don’t have a lot to say about it. 

She’s going through it over a guy. He was a cheating dickweazel. 

“'Cause I'm not your princess, this ain't a fairytale/I'm gonna find someone someday/Who might actually treat me well”

“Try and catch me now, oh/It's too late/To catch me now”

These lines hit though!!

And she found Joe!! Who treats her well!!!! And she isn’t the princess, she’s the prince who dropped her sword and knocked on her door!!! But this time if they come for them she’s ready!!!

Yes I will make every song about Long Story Short <3

6. You Belong With Me 5/10

Ah yes. The other THE Taylor Swift song.

You know. If I went to a high school with a cheerleading squad. And I had a crush on a cheerleader. I would blast this song. So for that it gets a 5/10. Otherwise. Fairly straight and fairly iconic.

7. Breathe 8/10

Well. We know this one is about a woman. (Emily Poe for those not in the know. Ha. A rhyme!) That alone has an 8/10. And it’s the first time she has a featured artist so bonus points for that!

It was nominated for a Grammy and it fucking lost to Jason Mraz. When’s the last time you thought about Jason Mraz.

I will not have Kaylor feels on a fucking Fearless song but damn is it VERY easy.

“Never a clean break, no one here to save me/You're the only thing I know like the back of my hand”

“It's 2 A.M, feeling like I just lost a friend/Hope you know it's not easy, easy for me”

Also this bridge? Goes off. HIGHLY underrated. 

8. Tell Me Why 3/10

You know. Maybe this album isn’t as gay as I once thought.

This song does bop though, not as good as her other angry songs on this album. But I can vibe with this you know. Why are you being an asshole mysterious man.

“You could write a book on how to ruin someone's perfect day”

This has to be one of baby Tay’s best burns. Damn. 

“Why do you have to make me feel small/So you can feel whole inside?/Why do you have to put down my dreams/So you're the only thing on my mind?”

Men ain’t shit kids. However, bonus points for the shade. 

9. You’re not Sorry 1/10

Ok, ok. Maybe this was a foolish endeavor.

Because yet again we have a very straight song. A good song. That was on Taylor’s episode of CSI. But oh dear. Very straight. Gets a measly one point. We started this post off so very very gay but damn. We seem to be nearing the end on a very straight note.

10. The Way I Loved You 20/10

Hey Remember what I said about this album being very straight.

WELL THAT WAS A LIE.

Is this a comphet album or am I projecting.

This is one of my favorite baby gay Taylor songs. Her masterful use of pronouns (he is sensible! And so incredible! And all my single friends are jealous! But I miss screaming and fighting and kissing in the rain, when it was two am and I was cursing your name!) makes the other person she’s singing about completely vague, while we know she isn’t happy with whichever guy she’s dating.

Mayhaps an early reaction to PRomances?

Either way this song is so good, truly an underrated gay gem I mean. Look at it.

“Breaking down and coming undone/It's a roller coaster kind of rush/And I never knew I could feel that much/And that's the way I loved you”

AND THE BRIDGE. Do all of her gay songs just have kickass bridges?

“He can't see the smile I'm faking/And my heart's not breaking/'Cause I'm not feeling anything at all/And you were wild and crazy/Just so frustrating/Intoxicating, complicated/Got away by some mistake and now…”

Damn. I’m imaging this with 2020 vocals and fucking ascending.

Also please watch the live performance of it from the Fearless tour. It’s such a damn shame this got cut from the movie and some woman in the front row is wearing a cowboy hat. Everyone is holding up those cameras everyone had to have before smartphones. Taylor is being endearing. It’s a good time.

11. Forever and Always 6/10

Bonus points for the ~drama~ of it all. Added last minute to the album? The iconic throwing of the chair in live performances?? All of it very dramatique and for that we stan.

Still pretty straight.

Also Joe Jonas responded to the song and why do I find his response so damn funny. “It’s part of being a musician, I guess. You write songs about each other.”

This is another song where the idea of Taylor’s grown up vocals on this is………..whew

12. The Best Day 0/10

This gets zero points because it’s about her literal mom.

Still makes me cry.

God bless Andrea Swift indeed

13. Change 13/10

We start the official tracklist with a gay song. We end it with a gay song.

We will ignore that it was originally written for Scott and BMR and instead induct it into the hall of gay pride anthems, as it should be. 

“We're getting stronger now, finding things they never found/They might be bigger but we're faster and never scared/You can walk away, say we don't need this/But there's something in your eyes says we can beat this”

“This revolution, the time will come/For us to finally win/And we'll sing hallelujah, we'll sing hallelujah”

The music video is cringe though lol

14. Jump then Fall 10/10

This song is gay because I choose it to be. <3

Like. Picture baby Taylor writing this song and playing it on her guitar to a girl she has a crush on telling her that she’ll protect her and they’ll be safe and in love and happy together. Gah, maybe I’m ~projecting~ but this sweet ass song always gets me and is EASILY in my top five Taylor songs. Super underrated and hecking cute. 

“We're on the phone and without a warning/I realize your laugh is the best sound/I have ever heard”

Like. Look at this shit.

“I watch you talk, you didn't notice/I hear the words but all I can think is/We should be together”

Tell me this is about the first time you get a crush on a girl and she’s your best friend and she’s amazing and beautiful and you realize you kinda want to kiss her and you hope she wants to kiss you too.

“I had time to think it oh, over/And all I can say is come closer/Take a deep breath and jump then fall into me”

And she’s the Romeo who's going to protect her!!!!! She’s the knight in shining armor in this song and I love that for her??

“The bottom's gonna drop out from under our feet/I'll catch you, I'll catch you/When people say things that bring you to your knees/I'll catch you/The time is gonna come when you're so mad you could cry/But I'll hold you through the night until you smile”

I won’t divulge into full on analysis here because. This is what this post is about but PLEASE listen to this song more. It’s such a gay little gem.

15. Untouchable 9/10

How does she make a cover sound gay.

It sounds so gay.

“You got to come on, come on, say that we'll be together/Come on, come on, little taste of heaven”

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

16. Forever and Always Piano Version 1/10

This song gets 1/10 because I don’t like it. There. I said it.

17. Come in With the Rain 3/10

I can see why this is a bonus track. It doesn’t hit me as much as the other songs on the album.

But damn if I don’t want to scream sing this one driving down a high way.

18. Superstar 7/10

You can’t tell me this song is about a man. I simply won’t entertain the idea.

You cannot prove to me that this song is about a man. There is not a male pronoun in sight. 

>:)

19. The Other Side of the Door 6/10

Is this song about having a fight about being in the closet? Probably not. Will my gay little brain make it about that? Yep!

And that, funky little queer pals, is my gay rating of every Fearless song. Like and subscribe, #t3atmidnight

#long post // #fearless the album #gaylor #what do i tag this for it to show up for peope?? #gay rating

[carolineworld]

I posted 2259 times in 2021

85 posts created (4%)

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For every post I created, I reblogged 25.6 posts.

I added 251 tags in 2021

#caroline's fic rec - 89 posts

#cute mutuals - 42 posts

#in my drew feels - 26 posts

#jiara - 20 posts

#outer banks - 17 posts

#obx - 15 posts

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My Top Posts in 2021

#5

At what point in the show did you start shipping jiara??

Hey! Thank you so much for asking!

The short answer would be the Midsummers episode, where I saw how they interacted with each other (defending each other, spinny hug...), how they talked about the other one... all that lowkey made me suspect that they could have feelings for each other.

And then came the bathtub scene, Kie's dream and how she looked JJ's way, how different Kie's behavior with each of the boys (Pope and JJ) was at the beginning of season 2, EPISODES 8 AND 10 HELLO, and I knew I was a hardcore jiara shipper.

10 notes • Posted 2021-12-07 22:26:10 GMT

#4

This is a heads-up, but I’m going to delete/ not pin anymore my masterlist from the front of my blog. Instead, I’ll tag my ao3 account in my bio in case someone wants to read my zoenne fics. I’m so grateful and happy for all the love and support I got when I used to write for zoenne and wtfock, but that ship has sailed and I’ve moved one from that fandom and especially the skamverse. Bad move from me? probably, but I just don’t want to have that post up anymore, especially since half of the links don’t work. Hope you guys understand. If you want to come and talk or send me asks about literally I'll be more than happy to chat with you, so come say hi anytime you want.

Sorry 😊

10 notes • Posted 2021-09-05 16:33:18 GMT

#3

When i tell you I YEELLED when I saw Drew Starkey in Devil All The Time with Tom Holland and Sebastian Stan 😳🥵

12 notes • Posted 2021-05-29 15:33:31 GMT

#2

The amount of respect I have for Drew, man.

Like the way he carried this season all by himself was outstanding. I feel SOOOOOOOOOOO many good things and roles coming for him cause the talent this guy has???????????? OUT OF THIS WORLD

22 notes • Posted 2021-07-30 18:02:20 GMT

#1

Books I've read and I wanna find people to talk about them with:

Off-Campus (and Legacy) + Briar U Series by Elle Kennedy

Dirty Air Series + The Fine Print by Lauren Asher

The Roomate by Rosie Danan

Games We Play by Dana Isaly

It Happened One Summer + Window Shopping by Tessa Bailey

The Spanish Love Deception by Elena Armas

The Cheat Sheet by Sarah Adams

The Wall Of Winnipeg And Me + Dear Aaron by Mariana Zapata

The Love Hypothesis by Ali Hazelwood

The Player Next-door by K. A. Tucker

Current books in my TBR:

From Mariana Zapata:

Under Locke

All Rhodes Lead Here

Kulti

From Lukov With Love

Wait For it

From Ella Maise

To Love Jason Thorn

To Hate Adam Connor

The Made Series by Danielle Lori

The Addicted/Calloway Sister Series

Any Collen Hoover book

37 notes • Posted 2021-12-06 23:19:13 GMT

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[extremelyblackandwhite]

i wanna know what love is - 29

Pairing: rockstar! sebastian stan x writer!reader

Warnings: i am very sorry for what i’m about to do (pls dont kill me)

A/N: y/n’s exit is definetely inspired by peggy olson 

Last Chapter // Next Chapter

Her editor had called her in early morning. She felt like everything but going back to work and her feelings were even higher once she stepped into the office she hadn’t been in for months. Everyone looked at her, mumbling and whispers being heard as her credibility fell into what they thought had been a sex exchange. She tried to block that, she knew it wasn’t, at least to her not in the beginning. She was a good writer, she was not a groupie but she couldn’t help but feel her heart beat faster as she walked through her colleges,

Y/N finally reached her editor’s office. Jason had the typical New York office, full of windows, signed photos of various artists, a mini bar, you named it he probably had it. The room always smelled to expensive whiskey and cigarettes along with the air of NY which she couldn’t say she was a particular fan of.

      - Miss Wiley, welcome. Please take a seat. - he pointed to one of the cushioned chairs in front of his desk. Y/N nodded, walking over to it and taking her seat, laptop in hands. - I have to say, your article is one of the best articles I have read so far. 

     - Thank you so much, sir. - that had been the highlight of her day so far. To hear the person she wanted to impress say that her hard work had paid off, made her feel better than ever. 

     - We however have an issue. - he added. - We can’t do articles written by interns. Interns proof read and get coffee. 

     - Oh ... - her high took a downward turn. 

     - I’ll get one of my senior writers to have a look at it and we’ll post it under him with your name as a contributor. - he said and her blood boiled on that second. All her hard work, her heartbreak to be a contributor? She wasn’t a contributor, she was the writer of it. 

     - But it’s my article, I wrote it.

     - You’re a good intern, Y/N. We can’t let you go but we also can’t let an intern be the cover of the Rolling Stone. - he laughed as if it made sense and was righteous to steal her article and post it after someone else.

     - I’ve proof read articles from your senior writers for over two years now. You asked me to go on this tour and to write about it. - she pointed out, protecting her article as if it were her child which in one way it was. 

     - You have to understand, we can’t let you go, imagine the typos we’d have in our articles. 

     - You know what ... - she got up from her seat, towering over him. - I’ve proof read thousands of your and your senior writers articles, I got coffee, I interviewed the people you didn’t want to interview and not once in these two years did you thank me or even suggested bumping me up to junior writer. I am not about to let you steal my article.

     - What are you gonna do about it, Y/N? Quit? With your experience?

     - That’s right. - she didn’t know what had come over her, maybe it was the sleepless night, the heartbreak or the thought or seeing her work unrewarded, but she was not gonna go silent. - I quit.

     - What do you mean you quit? - he asked, but she wasn’t about to hear it, instead turning onto her back. - Y/N, get back here.

She walked over to her desk, grabbing a box from under it and placing everything on her desk inside that small box. It wasn’t like she had much but she would be damned if she had to work here anymore. 

     - Isn’t fucking a celebrity getting you more job offers? - Margaret, who normally did celebrity tours and had her desk in front of her, spoke up. Y/N turned her face to her, a soft smile on her lips.

     - You would know it, wouldn’t you Margaret?

And she left, she left two years of working during holidays, during nights for a place that would never reward her for her hard work. Part of her brain was screaming at her, asking her what she would do after losing her only job but the other one was mentally high fiving her. She found herself in the underground, carrying her box which contained two years of her life and considering what to do next. Maybe she would have to work for a smaller company, but it didn’t matter. She was gonna be heard even if she had to work for the local journal. 

She got off the subway once she heard her stop being spoken. She climbed into the street where her flat was. She groaned once she saw the lift was yet again out of order and started to climb the stairs up to the top floor where she lived. She opened the door using her back and placed the box on the coach, walking over to the kitchen and grabbing the cake she had bought last night to eat her sorrows away. What had she done? How was she gonna find a job matched with her degree? Sure, she could go work for her grandfather but he’d be more than pleased to had been right about Sebastian. She groaned, shoving her fork into her mouth, thinking about how things had gone down hill. 

She was about to text her brother but her phone started to ring. An unknown number. Y/N furrowed her eyebrows as she pressed the green button muttering a small and shy hello.

    - Hi, my name is Violetta I’m Miss Hendricks personal assistant from the New Yorker. I’ve been asked to try and schedule a meeting between you and Miss Hendricks. - she heard the female voice from the other line and her jaw fell to the ground. Had she finally overdosed on processed sugar enough to hallucinate? - Miss Wiley?

    - Yeah, that would be an honour. - she tried her best not so sound like an overexcited kid. 

    - Great. Miss Hendricks is free tomorrow at 10 AM. I know it’s a bit early but we have a packed schedule. 

    - No, no. 10 AM is great, thank you.

    - Thank you, Miss Wiley. See you tomorrow. 

Y/N hanged up the phone, a girlish happy scream coming out from her as she rushed around her living room like a child during Christmas morning. She couldn’t believe it, she couldn’t believe she had gotten a meeting with one of the hardest industry giants to get in. She immediately messaged her parents and sibling.

That night she couldn’t sleep, she kept thinking of what to hear, how to do her hair, how to do her makeup, what article to bring, what to say. 10 AM couldn’t come any sooner and once her alarm rang she was up from her bed rushing into her wardrobe and curling iron in hand as she tried her best to look professional. She even took a taxi to the New Yorker offices and once she first walked through those halls, her heart swelled up. It was a feeling like never before, it only matched up to how she felt when she first kissed Sebastian which she didn’t want to talk about.

She walked to the receptionist which took her to Miss Hendricks office. Miss Hendricks, or Helena Hendricks, was one of Y/N’s favourite writers. She was a former Yale student who had started in a small company in New York only to climb her way to the top before she was even 25. Her articles were so good, Y/N would find herself lost in them. 

   - Y/N Wiley, I suppose. - she walked into her office, extending her arm towards Y/N. - Former Yale student, worked at Rolling Stone and editor of the Yale paper. You have quite a resumé for someone in their early 20s. 

   - It’s nothing compared to yours, Miss Hendricks. - Y/N was nervous and starstruck at the presence of one of her idols. 

   - I’m gonna get straight to the point. I need a junior writer to work under me, someone who is an honest writer and someone who wants to find new stories. I read some of your articles and I like your drive, I like how you write. I’m offering you a 3 year contract as a junior writer providing you start in a week.

#sebastian stan #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian stan/reader #sebastian stan imagine #sebastian stan fanfic #sebastian stan one-shot #sebastian stan drabble #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes

[imagining-supernatural]

The First Conversation

Part 14 of Seventy Percent

Series Summary: When you left on your trip to Vegas, you’d planned on letting loose for one last weekend before heading back to reality and getting your affairs in order so your best friend wouldn’t be left cleaning up your mess when your cancer finally ended your life. What you hadn’t counted on was waking up married to a celebrity who has a knight-in-shining-armor complex, connections with an oncologist, and amazing insurance…

Chapter Summary: Jasmin saw the interview with Sebastian and has some things to say

Word Count: 1,198

“Sebastian Stan?!?” Jasmin’s voice yelled over the phone as soon as you said hello.

“Good morning to you too,” you said, amused. Seb looked up from where he was eating breakfast next to you and grinned. Even if your volume hadn’t been up high on your phone, he still would have been able to hear her exclamation. Hell, everyone from Salt Lake to New York probably heard her.

“You’re married to Sebastian Stan.”

“I’m guessing you saw his interview last night.”

“I almost called you at one o’ clock this morning when I saw it online. But then I remembered that you’re not supposed to fly commercial and you would have definitely flown over here to beat the shit out of me for waking you up so early but BABE! You’re married to Sebastian Stan.”

“Yeah. I think we’ve established that.”

Seb motioned from himself to your phone, raising an eyebrow. With a soft chuckle you put your phone down and turned on speakerphone.

“Mornin’ Jasmin,” he greeted.

There was silence for a second before she mumbled a soft holy fuck. “G-good morning Sebastian!”

“It’s nice to finally talk to you,” he said, smiling. “Thanks for your advice on how to deal with bitchy Y/N.”

“You’re fucking welcome. Thanks for taking care of her.”

“You’re fucking welcome,” he repeated her words back at her, tossing you a wink. “She’s not so bad to be around. Makes it easy.”

Another round of silence fell and you could tell she was freaking out over talking to one of her favorite celebrities. So, you changed the subject. “Hey Jaz, I was actually going to call you yesterday, but it got a little crazy.”

“Oh yeah! You had your scans, right?” Her voice seemed normal, at least. But, knowing her, she was still freaking out. Maybe bouncing up and down on her bed. Dancing around. Who knows?

“Yeah. The tumor shrunk a bit.”

“Finally! So it’s working, right? That’s good news?”

“Yeah, it is. Uh, the doctors gave us two options on how to proceed.” You ignored her little squeak when you said the word us. “Since it’s still slower progress than they hoped, we can either get more aggressive or keep going with the current route. Jason and I—sorry, Seb and I” you ignored how she softly repeated Seb like she still couldn’t believe it and Seb’s questioning look at your slip, “—decided to keep going how it is. It’ll be slower progress, but if it’s working, why risk a change?”

“And,” he added, giving you a look that begged an explanation for your Jason comment. Mentally, you added explain why you referred to him as Jason Momoa when talking to Jasmin to your to-do list. “If it stops working, we can always change to the more aggressive option.”

“But it’s gonna work,” she said resolutely. Even in her shock at your husband’s identity, you could still count on Jasmin to be your number one cheerleader.

“Yeah,” you agreed, sharing a smile with Seb. “Yeah, it is.”

He leaned over and kissed your head before standing. “I’m going to go finish getting ready. Sean should be here in about fifteen minutes.”

“I’ll be ready.”

His hand was on your shoulder as he leaned closer to you and your phone. “Nice talking to you, Jaz. Take care.”

“You too! Take care of our girl… Seb.” You had to bite your lip to stop the giggle at her hesitance using his nickname, and a glance at Seb mirrored your face.

“Always. Fifteen minutes, Y/N.”

“I got it,” you said, pretending to be annoyed as you took your phone off speaker. “Now leave me to my girl talk.”

“Holy shit,” she breathed. “Holy fuck.”

“Deep breaths, Jaz.”

“I just talked to Sebastian Stan.”

“He’s not that great,” you said. “I mean, he hates Weird Al so…”

“But he’s taking care of you! Everything he’s done for you! Babe, how are you not freaking out?”

Oh, you were. But for different reasons. Mainly the starting to have more than just friendly feelings kind of reasons. “Okay, fine. He is pretty awesome. More than pretty awesome, actually. But you really need to get over your star-struck-ed-ness. He’s just a guy. Does what any other guy would do. I mean, staying married to a complete stranger so she can use your insurance and stay in your home while she becomes a bitch through her cancer treatments and yells at you for caring and still sticking around. Definitely something anyone would do,” you said facetiously.

“Oh yeah,” she responded in kind. “Sure. Definitely a normal human reaction. Have you kissed him yet? I mean, I guess you kissed him in Vegas, right? Had to have consummated your marriage and all that. But you said you don’t really remember that night so it doesn’t really count and—”

“Jaz! Drop it. It’s not like that.”

“Make it like that.”

“Not right now. I can’t.”

“So you do like him like that.”

“I—I don’t know.” You were carefully choosing your words, knowing that Seb might be able to overhear anything you said and you weren’t in the frame of mind to complicate things. Not when you still weren’t sure why he’d insisted on you sleeping in his bed with him last night. “It’s… I just don’t know, Jaz.”

“Which, in Y/N language, means that you looove him. You want to kiiiiss him. You want to have his baaabies. You want—”

“Whoa! Slow your roll. Let’s not misquote shows, okay? That’s treason.”

“But I’m not wrong.”

“Yeah, you are.” Was that a lie? You had no idea. “I gotta brush my teeth before I leave for the hospital. I’ll talk to you later.”

“Mm-hmm,” she intoned knowingly. “Sure. It’s not like you’re trying to get out of this conversation, or anything.”

“You’re gonna keep this to yourself as long as you can, right?”

You could practically see her nodding. “Yeah. And I’ll let you know if anyone comes sniffing. But Y/N. Remember the great philosopher George R. R. Martin once said, ‘Most men would rather deny a hard truth than face it.’”

“No, fuck George R. R. Martin. Unless you get me a real, live, fire breathing dragon, you don’t get to quote his books at me.”

“Then who can I quote at you?”

You considered for a moment, flipping through your mental notebook of quotes until you landed on one. “How about Lev Grossman?”

“Nooo,” she groaned. “Those books are so depressing. Whatever quote you’re about to pull out of your ass is—”

“’If there’s a single lesson that life teaches us,’” you interrupted her, “’It’s that wishing doesn’t make it so.’ So, babe, wish all you want. Won’t make it that hard truth you’re lookin’ for.”

“Go brush your fucking teeth,” she said in the tone of voice that had you imagining an eye roll on her part. “And think about your life choices.”

“I will. And Jaz?”

“What?”

“Love you.”

“I love you too. Even if you are so deep in denial that you might never make it out of Egypt.”

A long groan escaped your through. “That was such a bad joke.”

Fangirl #1 Jasmin is On Board!! lol. But we get a peek into the backstory on the next part.... what do you think is in the reader’s past??

CHAPTER 15: The Backstory

#sebastianxreader #sebastian stan x reader #sebastian x reader #sebastian x reader fluff #bucky x reader #bucky barnes x reader fluff #marvel fanfic #mcu

[crash-cinematic-universe]

i am on my hands and knees begging for ur jd headcanons

hello my name is crash and today i am going to teach you about PROJECTING /j

jd headcanons while im wearing my jd costume. There aren’t very many because I can’t fucking focus for shit and im tired </3 i hope you enjoy the

can you guess what i am going to say first. can you guess. jason dean has bi energy

but like. lowkey bi energy 

like. me in 5th grade bi energy ya know? like the “heehee i liked girls and guys but im just gonna gooo with the flowww” type energy

i think his favorite slushee flavor is cherry because only sexy bitches like cherry

fun fact one time i drank so much cherry slushee from the AMC that I was coughing up red phlegm like people dying of pneumonia in old victorian movies

I think jason tried to kill his dad but failed but that was after jason’s dad tried to kill him but failed so now theyre just 👁️👄👁️ all the time

I think his trench coat has a million little pockets and he keeps shit in there

not just cigarettes also like. coins and those little green army men figurines 

Jason collects stuff from each town he lives in to Preserve The Memory

this isnt a headcanon but I think jd’s motorcycle is cool as shit

he probably has a leather jacket or something that he wants to wear but it makes him feel dorky which i understand because I ALSO feel dorky wearing them

Jason would be SO much fun to do a dnd/motw campaign with

his character would have a tragic backstory but also be funky as fuck

literally what an icon

he has good grades because he like. puts effort in

lol what a loser amirite /j

would stan mcr a little too hard

like sometimes during thank you for the venom or mama he just. becomes someone that no one has ever seen before

like a monster unleashed

i don’t think he’d be a huge fan of social media but i do think he’d have an edgy instagram

you know those accounts where people post oversaturated images of polaroids of like. roses and cigarettes that have edgy captions like “we live in a society <<<///333” or some shit

Those Accounts

and he’d get decently famous on instagram

I guess you could say he’d. blow up

and that’s all for tonight

[uvindi]

Sup it’s me again. Also 🥺 🎶 📖

Well hello there, nice to see you here!! ☺️

🥺 - what childhood character from my childhood are you?

Bubbles from the Powerpuff Girls

🎶 - what lyrics/song remind me of you?

One of these things

Is not like the

others

Like a rainbow

With all of its

colours

📖 - something that happened to me

Loki the god of mischief ruins and helps me win the school project.

Once upon a time, I had to do a school project for school and the topic was Norse mythology. (Also Roman mythology went to the class full of Jason grace stans so no regrets.)

I was so goddamn excited because I had just read the Magnus Chase series!! So I was like!! I know everything!!! Yes????

And I was in charge of a group which had to make the tree. This tree connected all the nine realms together and came with an annoying squirrel and some other beasties.

The way we were gonna build it was out of chairs. Yes, me and my friends thought it would be, just the best idea, to make a tree by taping nine wooden chairs together.

Not even duck tape just plain ol' sellotape (side note, did anyone else use think that sellotape was spelt with a C????) We stacked the chairs on top of each other, and taped them, (and on another side note we didn't have a scissor to cut the tape so we used our teeth.) And for context, the bottom most chair is chair 1# and the top chair is 9#

To understand how much this tree became a part of our class for a whole month, consider: we poured our heart and soul into this abomination of a tree. We needed to win, we were betting our whole pride and life on this bitch, winning it for class supremecey. Our grade was just. Like that. Like sunny silly little competitions mattered. Maybe they don't, but to us in that moment, it really did.

Do when it started lensing dangerously to the left, we were worried. Anxious. We taped it and it swayed and we were worried it was gonna fall. But it stood up. We hung our heavy decor on it. It teetered. We hesitated, but brushed it off. We spray painted it and it taunted us with falling over, with the idea of loss, with the idea of facing the other class knowing well that they wouldn't let us live it down, well we weren't going to let them live it down.

Now came the day that the project would be judged. Our procastinating asses only finished painting it on the day itself, just two hours before being judged. So now I'm watching the judges, their examining the project, they are smiling and I'm sure we're going to win.

But then when I'm happy, god says no❤️

A child trips and falls and the already teetering tree and collapses it. And I like a poor bystander watching a dam break, watch the sellotape holding the chairs together, snap.

I watch, as chair #3 knocks on the judge, and I then, remember, the wet paint. The judge is covered in green paint. She's in shock. The #2 chair falls on someone's foot and their yelling. #6 and #7 have knocked over a can of paint and effectively covered the floor in paint. Also I want you to realize that we are all wearing, extremely expensive, white, uniforms, with strict parents, so we all back the fuck up.

Except for 3 people, one who has fallen over and is currently slipping like a baby dear on ice on the paint, ne of them has doubled over in laughter, and one of them is looking in absolute horror, wondering maybe community college wouldn't be so bad.

One of these three people, is a judge, can you guess which one? I'll give you till the end of this sentence to make a guess.

If you guessed the person slipping in paint well the

DING DING DING

You're wrong.

The judge is the one literally d y i n g of laughter. She's crying now. I am so confused.

But you know what detail I had left out? This wasnt just a project. We were all doing dress up. And the child who tripped? didn't trip, she was pushed, by my friend, who was in a Loki costume, looking rather smug herself.

The judge thought it was rehearsed!! A planned thing!! And guess what

We ended up with a two-day mess to clean. There was paint everywhere!!! On the walls! The floor!!! On clothes!!! it was a mess smh. Oh, yeah and we won.

#ask #hiranya #ME! #bubbles #powerpuff girls #🎶 #📖 #🥺 #ask game #100 follower special #loki #the god of mischief #story time #norse mythology

[dailyjasontodd]

Hello! I'm a fan of Jason Todd and I want to read comics so what Red Hood comic issue are you recommending for me? What comic issue do you think that jason is best written?

hello! okay so basic reading (and which happens to be some of the mods favorite Jason comics)

Batman #408-#425 + Batman annual #12 

Detective Comics #568-#582 

Batman: the Cult 

Batman: A Death in the Family

Batman Annual #25

Red Hood: The Lost Days 

Batman: Under the Red Hood

Now, we decided to do something a little fun for recommendations, as we’ve seen a lot of new Jason stans looking to where to start with the comics, we made a lil interactive recs page based on which non comic media you found out about Jason. You liked him in Titans and want to find out more? You watched Under the Red hood and got interested? You saw his two Young Justice seconds and were like who the fuck is this? Well! We got you covered.

If you just want to know more about him in general, we also have this comics list page, which is pretty complete, but can be a bit too convoluted for new readers.

Are you on mobile and can’t open any of those pages? Here’s a post version of the comics list, and under the cut you will find Jason recs based on the media.

Hope this was helpful, and if you have any questions feel free to his us up, we’re here to help! 

Hush / Batman #608-619 (2002-2003) 

Batman Annual #25 (2006)

Red Hood: The Lost Days (2010)

Batman: Under the Red Hood (2004-2006)

Green Arrow #69-72 (2007)

Batman and Robin  #23-25 (2011) 

Batman #408-#425 + Batman annual #12 (1987-1989)

Detective Comics #568-#582 (1986-1987)

Batman: the Cult (1988)

Superman annual #11 (1985)

New Teen Titans #18–#31 (1986-1987)

Batman Annuals #10-13 (1986-1989) 

Nightwing Year One #101–106 (2005)

Dc Retroactive: Batman - The 80s (2011)

Batman: Gotham Knights #43 (2003)

Same as Titans (his Robin time) + 

A Death in the Family (1988-1989) 

New Teen Titans #55 (1988)

Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #100 (1997)

Red Hood: The Lost Days (2010)

Red Hood and the Outlaws #25 (2014)

and general recs from his current-ish comics

Red Hood and The Outlaws / Red Hood & Arsenal are his main books but they’re.. acquired taste or straight up bad, and the writer sucks but again. His main books.

Batman/Superman Annual #1 (2014)

Batman Eternal #10-12,#15 ,#18-20 ,#25 ,#26 ,#28 (2014 - 2015)

Batman and Robin #33–37 (2014 - 2015) 

Robin War (2015-2016)

Deathstroke #15-16 (2016)

#Anonymous #jason todd #mod post #reading list

[richiehozierr]

Open Arms - Part One: Zig or Zag?

Pairing: teen!Reddie

Summary: Richie and Eddie annoy each other one crisp October evening.

Warnings: Cussing, Angst, Richie being a dick to the only person he’s ever loved (but what’s new?)

Word Count: 1,522

A/N: Hello yes hi this is my very first fic and I hope you like it! There will be four parts to this lil fic, and I’ll try to post a part every other day. Thanks for reading!

“Eds, get a move on, will ya?”

Richie’s eyes are wild behind his glasses, flicking between the walls of tall crop beside him. His red converse are sinking further into the fresh mud with each stomp, dirtying the cuffs of his rolled up jeans. He’ll worry about that later. He searches for any indication, any break in the walls, that would signal some teenager dressed as the Dollar General version of Jason Vorhees was lurking unseen.

“Fuck off. You dragged me into this filthy fucking maze. I could be at Bill’s with the rest of them right now.” Eddie huffs, his breath making small puffs of white clouds. Richie throws a glance back at him and shortens his stride until Eddie falls into step with him. Sometimes he forgets his legs are longer. Eddie shivers next to him, so Richie throws a sinewy arm around his shoulders.

“Don’t be precious, Edward. It’s just a little mud. Lighten up.” Richie smirks. He glances down at his friend out of the corners of his eyes. He isn’t shivering anymore, but Richie isn’t inclined to move his arm just yet. Maybe he still needs him. Eddie shrugs out of his hold dramatically.

“You know what, you can be a real asshat sometimes.” He remarks without any bite.

“Sometimes? Well I have to step up my efforts then.” Richie says with a shit-eating smile as he now walks in front of Eddie, his back to the path ahead of them.

“I have to step up my efforts then.” Eddie mocks in a nasally voice. “I’m Richie and I’m God’s gift to comedy-OW!!” Eddie yelps as Richie gives him a purple nurple, laughing before turning and taking off down the path.

Richie feels Eddie nipping at his heels as he runs. He takes a sudden and disorienting left turn. He zigs right next, then zags around another left corner, cackling. He runs until he can’t hear Eddie’s shaky breaths and curses behind him anymore. He stops to catch his own breath, finally looking around. For a haunted maze, it left a lot to be desired in the haunts department. After what he and his friends had been through, Richie wasn’t afraid of anything. Well, maybe one thing. He walks slowly, listening for Eddie. He hears rustling in the corn next to him on his left...his right?

“Eds?” He calls out. The air is still around him, silent, save for his own heavy breath that was fogging up his glasses. His steps come faster now. What if Eddie had gotten lost and is having an asthma attack? What if he tripped and fell in the mud and had a panic attack? What if Jason Vorhees popped out at him and had literally scared Eddie shitless?

“Eddie!” Richie shouts louder, anxiety growing in his chest, inflating like a red balloon. The all too familiar feeling. He comes to the fork in the road where he zigged. Or did he zag? “Fuck.” He mutters, squeezing his eyes shut, fighting the nausea. Eddie was right, like always. They shouldn’t have come here. He could be holed up in Bill’s garage with the rest of them, sneaking cigarettes with Bev and knocking knees with Eddie on purpose. He just had to be greedy and steal a date idea overheard in the halls the Thursday prior. Now Eddie’s probably hurt, the dumbass, and-

“RICHIE!!” A deep shout booms behind him and an icy hand grabs Richie’s wrist tightly. Richie whirls around, his heart in his throat, only to find Eddie. He’s laughing his ass off. Richie snatches his wrist away.

“Fuck you.” He hisses.

“You wish you could.” Eddie retorts, wiping tears from his eyes.

“Why would I wanna nail you when I’m already nailing your mom every night?”

“Good one, Tozier. Write that one down.”

“By the way, I didn’t know your balls finally dropped, Spaghetti, good for you!”

“Fuck off.”

“Dude, you’d probably actually die without me.”

Eddie laughs, finally, and the tension in Richie’s jaw releases. He slings his arm back around Eddie’s shoulders, pulling him close, and that’s the end of that. Eddie was okay, and they were back to normal. They walk back to Richie’s van together, weaving their way through the tall corn. It was comfortably quiet between them. Richie almost liked it better this way.

-------------------------------------------------

“Hey! Watch the fuck out, shit-for-brains!” Eddie cries out as Richie flops onto the already crowded couch in Bill’s garage. After a few disgruntled mutters from Ben and Bev, and a spirited box out attempt from Eddie, he finally wedges his slim hips between Eddie and the arm of the couch. “You’re lucky you have the body mass of a 9 year old.” He spits as Richie settles into his spot, warm and comfy next to him. He pulls the giant blanket that Ben, Bev, and Eddie are sharing across his lap too. Mike and Bill share a love seat and a blanket across from them, and Stan left early, not one for scary movies. Beverly flicks open her pack of Camels and offers the open box to Richie. Somehow, she always knew when he needed one most. Richie takes one and gets a light from her, taking a deep inhale and letting the sting of the smoke in his lungs soothe him after his evening at the pumpkin patch. He felt like an idiot, now, of course. Freaking out over Eddie. Freaking out over nothing. He exhales and gets an exaggerated cough from Eddie on his right.

“You would do this right next to me. You know I have asthma, you asshole, you just blew the smoke right in my damn face.” Eddie shifts himself as far as he can away from Richie, mumbling to himself.

“Hey Eddie? Shut the fuck up. The movie’s starting.” Richie sneers.

“Go to hell, Trashmouth.”

“Aww. Meet you down there, sweetheart.” Richie shoots back as he gives a short tug on Eddie’s earlobe, making the color rise to his cheeks. Ben shushes them both as the movie starts, and Richie flips off Eddie, whose eyes roll so hard they almost fall back into his head.

The title card flashes on the screen after the opening credits: Candyman. Richie keeps his cigarette dangling from his fingertips on the other side of the arm of the couch, trying to keep the smoke away from Eddie so that he’ll rest back into his side, and to his relief, he does. When he looks back over, Ben and Bev are cuddling, almost asleep, and Eddie‘s thick brows are knit together in worry, like they always are. He’s probably thinking about some stupid statistic about how many people die from secondhand smoke a year. A small smile teases the corners of Richie’s lips. That’s his Eds. Richie’s eyes drift down to Eddie’s scowling mouth, and licks his own lips subconsciously. He didn’t put any chapstick on today, he remembers suddenly. He blinks the thought away. Not like it mattered.

“Why are you staring at me, creep?” Eddie asks, his voice softer than his words. Richie stiffens, finally out of his own head.

“You had something on your face.” He says hastily. Fuck. FUCK. He knows.

“What?”

“This.” Thinking fast and stupid, he takes a drag of his cigarette and blows the smoke right in Eddie’s face, which immediately turns red with rage. Too far.

“Richie what the fuck, man?!” Eddie coughs and pushes Richie out of his way in his struggle to untangle himself from the group. He finally stands.

“I’m fucking leaving. You’re being an asshole tonight.”

“Eddie, I’ll drive you.” Bev says, now fully awake and trying to diffuse the situation. It’s a role she’s settled in to over the last couple of months. She stops the VCR.

“No, Bev. I’m sorry. I’m sorry guys, but I can’t stand to be around him right now.” Eddie points a finger at Richie. “I’ll just walk.”

“Eds, it’s freezing.” Richie adds, standing, moving towards Eddie “Look, I’m sor-“

“Fuck off, Tozier! I mean it!” Eddie steps back. “I’m going the fuck home so I don’t have to look at your smug ugly face until I’m forced to at school.” He says, his hands balled up at his sides. “And stop staring at me all the fucking time! It’s gross!”

Richie gulps, hard. He hadn’t known that Eddie had been noticing him all this time. Embarrassment warms his cheeks. He looks around the room to find all his friends are staring back at him. Shame rises in his throat like a flood in a basement. His jaw sets.

“Whatever, go cry to your fucking mom about it, Eddie. I’m sure she’ll be happy to have her pussy son back home under her ‘careful watch’. Oh, and next time you’re on your period, let me know and I’ll bring you a tampon.” Richie doubles down, winning. He always wins in fights like these, and he always feels sick afterwards. He turns away and stomps back to the couch and hears the slam of Bill’s side garage door. He angrily puts his cigarette out in Bev’s Coke can.

“Play the fucking movie.”

#reddie #richie tozier x eddie kaspbrak #it 2017 #it 2019 #reddie fan fiction #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #open arms fic #mine #richie x eddie #teen!reddie